Charles has memory loss!

Charles tweeted this out.

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Funny, but from 2001-2008, that is exactly what Charles was claiming.

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187 Comments on “Charles has memory loss!”

  1. Charles is the MASTER at identifying falsehoods…once he’s seen them identified by Raw Story, Addicting Info, Media Matters, Mother Jones, or Think Progress.

  2. Octopus says:

    A regular feature on the pre-Moronic Conversion LGF was the post entitled, “Why We Rarely Hear From Moderate Muslims,” followed by a horrific story of the mutant Mohammedans butchering those who dared to criticize whatever bloody sect was running things in their particular hellhole. Here’s a couple of examples.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/24632_Why_We_Rarely_Hear_From_Moderate_Muslims

    Why We Rarely Hear From Moderate Muslims
    By Charles Johnson
    2/28/07 5:00:48 pm • Views: 832
    For speaking out against Islamic supremacist thugs, a schoolteacher in Pakistan’s tribal area of South Waziristan got his head hacked off.

    Islamabad – Suspected Islamic militants captured and beheaded a schoolteacher in Pakistan’s Afghan border area for allegedly spying for the United States, said an official on Wednesday.

    The man’s body was found early on Tuesday in a large sack dumped by a road near Jandola, a town in the South Waziristan tribal district, said the local security official. He asked not to be identified due to the sensitive nature of his job. …

    A note found with the beheaded man’s body identified him as “Akhtar Usman, the one who spied for America,” said the official. He said the forehead of the man’s severed head was inscribed with the word for “hypocrite” in Urdu, Pakistan’s main language.

    Usman, in his 30s, was a teacher at an Islamic school in nearby North Waziristan and was known to have spoken out against militants in the area.
    —————————————————–
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/23480_Why_We_Rarely_Hear_from_Moderate_Muslims

    Why We Rarely Hear from Moderate Muslims
    By Charles Johnson
    11/27/06 8:32:09 am • Views: 3,779

    Jamal Miftah, a Muslim who lives in Tulsa, wrote a column for the newspaper Tulsa World condemning Al Qaeda and calling on fellow Muslims to reject terrorism.

    In return, he was kicked out of the local mosque by leaders until he apologizes for his article—and threatened with violence by other members of the peaceful Islamic community of Tulsa, Oklahoma.

    • Daedalus says:

      Thanks for that.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Yes good work Octo!

      • Octopus says:

        I like going down Memory Lane occasionally, with our old Islamofascist-fighting buddy. 😆

        It still cracks me up, the way he is now preaching the Exact Opposite of EVERYTHING he believed and talked about constantly for 8 years. That’s a crazy person. That’s a senile old libturd, first class.

        But why does he still use the avatar of Sane Conservative Fitness-Oriented Charles, when he’s actually Bunker Blobfish, completely in thrall to the most moonbatty fringe-Left idiocy? It’s kind of…deceitful. A disconnect from reality, too.

  3. Arachne says:

    Really – please call us when CAIR steps up to the mic and does so.
    You’re full of shit, as always.

  4. Doppel milyo says:

    the real question is does Charles have memory loss, or is he just a filthy partisan liar

    I think he;s a filthy liar

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    How does the sky just suddenly stop being blue?

    How does every single thing one knows for a fact turn out to be wrong?

    Still don’t understand it to this day.

  6. Reading on memeorandum that the dynamic jihadi duo had been planning this for quite some time. Perhaps the folks in San Bernadino are lucky to have the law enforcement folks they have, or perhaps the duo just stink at terror attacks, because with all the planning and the arsenal between two shooters they only managed to kill 14 people. They didn’t even get to use their pipe bombs.

    Of course it’s 14 too many, so I say “only” in light of crazies like Cho at V Tech managed to kill 32 by himself with just 2 handguns, and Breivik over twice that many.

    Just walking into a building and shooting some people might be using the word “plan” a little too loosely.

    • Because olo says:

      I was really trying to give the rest of the family the benefit of the doubt, when the sister denounced the attack so clearly, but it’s sure looking like the whole bunch of them were all up to their eyeballs in it at this point.

      • Octopus says:

        I believe this thing goes deep, with ties back to Pakistan and Allah knows what else. They said Jihad Jane had been “thoroughly vetted.” That’s mind-numbing.

    • Bunk X says:

      “They didn’t even get to use their pipe bombs.”

  7. Doppel milyo says:

    2009

    Why I parted ways with being right.

    Been wrong ever since!

    –Mr Toot

  8. Because you're dumb says:

    CYMI: An Amazing Coincidence: Search Google Images for Donald Trump’s Book, Find “Mein Kampf” lgf.bz/1OP0ljy
    32 minutes ago

    Because Chunk really thinks he’s fighting the Nazis onlne? What a douche wad!!!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Transfixed with a man that continues to sound like a 13 year old boy.
      10 minutes ago

      LOL! Sucks to be you.

  9. Because olo says:

  10. Because olo says:

    That’s not what “coincidence” means, Toot.

  11. Because olo says:

    Goose is sober again…

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Hitler comparison to be denied later as a Hilter comparison.

    • Octopus says:

      That poor little girl. I’m going to send her a card.

    • Arachne says:

      A little update. Because, yes Virginia, there are really, really wonderful people out there:

      This week, their story went viral. As of noon on Wednesday, the crowdfunding campaign had picked up nearly 10,000 social media shares, and raised more than $120,000.

      Merry Christmas, Little One. I’m blinking back some eye moisture right about now.

      • rightymouse says:

        Awesome!!

      • Octopus says:

        Faith in humanity, restored for the moment. I hope she can be helped by this outpouring of support from Christian strangers. Can I assume most of them are Christians? Followed by Jews, and then agnostics, and then a few Wiccans.

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    So when you really look at these stories you realize they’re basically doing nothing to protect us. This guy went to Pakistan! And was in touch other watch list people. And the Feds knew it! They just let them commit mass murder and then apprehend them. That’s the fucking plan. That’s it. And to bring tens of thousands more in.

    Syed Rizwan Farook, who killed 14 people in San Bernardino during a shooting rampage with his wife, visited Pakistan lat year and was in contact with more than one international terrorism subject whom the FBI was already investigating, sources and officials said on Thursday.

    “He was in touch with others here that the FBI was looking at, and he very well could have been radicalized. But I’m not sure how major those other targets are,” the source said.

    http://nypost.com/2015/12/03/shooter-in-california-massacre-was-in-touch-with-terror-subject/

  14. Octopus says:

    As all the politicians and pundits climb all over each other in a political correctness group-grope today, distancing themselves from Trump’s modest proposal that apparently is the equivalent of Hitler’s Final Solution (for complete idiots), it might be instructive to look at the ugly facts about Muslim Hate in the real world. We aren’t talking about “a few bad apples,” here. We’re talking about a mass-movement of murderous ideology, that speaks about its own goals very clearly and then goes about trying to achieve those goals. Meanwhile, we “civilized folks” refuse to take them at their own word, and actions for that matter, and continue to pretend they are “contained” and “on the run.”

    They’re on the run, alright…but they’re running towards us, not away. As many of us realized on 9/11, and in the years following, this is a long-term war against an enemy that is not going to quit. Why can’t we accept this fact, as a country, and globally? What is it going to take?

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428146/more-than-few-islamic-extremists

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    I say we handle it like the Israelis are handling it.

    IOW kick ass and take names.

    • Octopus says:

      Stubble be damned! 😆

    • Because olo says:

      When I look at those Israeli women, I think we should draft women here. Whatever they do to them in the IDF, we need to figure out how to bottle.

      • Octopus says:

        They do have something, the IDF gals. 🙂

      • Israelis are surrounded by a sea of Islamic hatred. They are in a struggle for their very survival. Most Americans are complacent, oblivious, spoilt and could not care less about the dangers lurking in the world beyond their comfort zones. Aside from the brave men and women who volunteer for our forces, I can’t see too many American who have the mindset to kick ass the way IDF does.
        Just my USD $00.02, YMMV.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    And go USA!

  17. Arachne says:

    Ginger and the guys at Breitbart should offer $500 for a current picture of It Came From Culver City. Anyone that knows where he lives will be stationed in front of his house with an iPhone.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    This is comical. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/8/border-children-surge-overwhelms-immigration-offic/

    Obungle leaps into action to secure the border. LOL! So I guess the big fear is they can’t get them all registered to vote fast enough.

    The surge of illegal immigrant children continued unabated in November, pushing the Obama administration to announce emergency measures to try to handle a problem it thought it had solved earlier this year.

    Two months into the new fiscal year, the number of unaccompanied minors jumping the border and getting caught is at an all-time high. So far, the U.S. Border Patrol has picked up over 10,500 — more than twice the number at the same point last year.

    The number of families trying to cross also has surged, with more than 12,500 people caught — a 173 percent increase over last year. The family surge underscored the changing nature of the flow of migrants, with parents increasingly risking the journey with young children in tow, hoping to take advantage of what they believe are lenient deportation policies under President Obama.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Because Islamophobia.

    424 Mass Shooting ‘Casualties’ in U.S. Since Obama Took Office, 508 Such ‘Casualties’ in France During Past Year Alone

    On December 9 conservative talk radio host Laura Ingram tweeted a quote from John Lott showing that there have been 424 mass shooting “casualties” in the U.S. since Obama took office, but 508 such casualties in heavily gun-controlled France in the past year alone.

    Lott is president of the Crime Prevention Research Center.

    Ingram tweeted: “”The number of ppl killed by mass shootings during Obama’s tenure is 424 casualties…Paris this year alone has 508 casualties.”

    .@JohnRLottJr:”The number of ppl killed by mass shootings during Obama’s tenure is 424 casualties…Paris this year alone has 508 casualties.”

    — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) December 3, 2015

    This undercuts the rhetoric of leftists–including President Obama and other Democrats–who constantly tell Americans that “assault weapons” bans, guns storage laws, ammunition storage laws, and expanded background checks with mental and criminal checks are the solutions for a reduction in mass shootings. France has an “assault weapons” ban, gun storage laws, ammunition storage laws, and they require yearly mental and criminal checks–including a doctor’s visit–for gun owners.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/09/424-mass-shooting-casualties-u-s-since-obama-took-office-508-casualties-france-past-year-alone/

    • Octopus says:

      But Unicorn Messiah keeps telling us “these kinds of shootings don’t happen anywhere in the world besides the US.” He wouldn’t lie about a thing like that, so easily checked. Would he?

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. Pretty painful unfunny stuff.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/09/daily-shows-trevor-noah-calls-trump-white-version-isis/

    Trump’s a crazy racist. Get it? See what he did there?

  21. pineapple says:

    Like Octo said, Trump’s proposal was rather tame considering what’s at stake here. I would have worded it as “Until we get a grip on what’s happening, we must temporarily block immigration from certain areas of the world”.

    It’s fun to watch the loony left and some on the loony right falling all over themselves (aghast in fake horror!) to attack Trump. They don’t care what Trump said, it’s all about the opportunity to attack.

    Trump and his supporters seem unfazed.

    • rightymouse says:

      We’ve blocked refugee undesirables before. See my link above re: Jimmy Carter & Iranians. When I worked for the US refugee office in Bangkok in the late 1970’s under Carter, we had to screen for communists and I remember that INS specifically would not approve anyone who was homosexual.

    • Because olo says:

      There’s another aspect to this.

      1. Syria is about 10% Christian.
      2. Since the Paris attack, the Syrians that the US gov has wanted to import are about 0.4% Christian.
      3. Christians are a lot more in danger from ISIS than Muslims.

      So what gives (I ask rhetorically)? A cynic might think the US gov is trying to fuck the Christians over for some reason. Naa… couldn’t be from that nice churchgoing Christian Obama, nosiree. You know I heard from a lot of experts that he’s not a Muslim; just a nice churchgoing Christian. That’s gotta be right; huh?

      • rightymouse says:

        I heard someone (Rush or Hannity) talking about how Syrian Christians are being rejected by immigration. I heard it in passing so I don’t remember that rationale that was used.

        • pineapple says:

          Obama set to deport 12 Iraqi Christian refugees

          “If the European nations receiving these Christians decide to send them back to Iraq they will face almost certain death.”

          http://www.wnd.com/2015/09/obama-set-to-deport12-iraqi-christian-refugees/

        • Because olo says:

          A possible rationale is that the Christians are, and have been since they days of daddy Assad, aligned with the Assads. To which I respond so what? You have to make these kinds of deals with the devil in those kinds of places, and Assad is far preferable to ISIS.

          Why again did the US gov go on the jihad against Assad? And why did we off Kadaffi?

          Putin’s right. The US took a fucked up middle east, and made it more fucked up. I’m really having a hard time finding fault with Putin in this matter at this point. He’s acting a lot more grown up than the US gov bigs.

          What a seven-peckered billygoat of a policy.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    You could swap practically any right wing journalist’s work with any other RW journalist’s work and no one would know the difference.
    6 minutes ago

    Because Chunky knows all about journalism. And because there’s such a diversity of opinion on the left. They debate back and forth about exactly how super awesome the Unicorn Messiah is. Is he just awesome or super duper awesome? Is Shrillery super stylish and smart or just the smartest woman on the planet? Should conservatives be executed or just jailed? Such a plethora of ideas.

    • Octopus says:

      And of course, Fatass gets that one exactly wrong, keeping his streak of dumbth intact. It is obvious to anyone with the slightest reading-comprehension that there is much more diversity of opinion on the Right, than there is on the paranoid, paralyzed-by-PC Left. Ask anyone who’s left the Left for the Right, and they’ll tell you about it in detail, how they were “unperson’d” by their former colleagues on the Left when they dared to question the dogma.

      Chunky is never Right. 😆

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Yup. I predicted Trump’s poll number would soar after the “ban all Muslims” statement. This is what the base wants. @ThePlumLineGS
    1 hour ago

    Can you believe this Jack Wagon’s crowing about predictions?

  24. ISpeakJive says:

  25. Because you're dumb says:

    ICYMI: If you search Google Images for Donald Trump’s book, you’ll find Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” lgf.bz/1OP0ljy
    1 hour ago

    Uh yeah, no one missed it dumb shit. No one cares because you’re the only idiot that honestly thinks Trump’s a Nazi. He’s a big real estate mogul, billionaire business guy and TV star. I think someone would’ve noticed before now if he were a fucking Nazi. You’re a moron.

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    Anti-SLAPP laws protect defendants against “Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation.” @tonymccabe74
    1 hour ago

    Because Chunk thinks he’s Perry Mason now just because he can Google legal acronyms. Wow Chunk you’re a real authority. Unlike a fat shut in who has no friends except strangers on Twitter, Ginger is plugged into the conservative media network. I’m sure he has very good legal counsel and isn’t bloviating like a fat Jack Wagon with a stained smelly shirt and dirty sweat pants who hasn’t moved from the couch in several weeks except to go to the bathroom.

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/244654-former-guantanamo-bay-detainee-now-leader-of-al-qaeda-in-yemen/

    Released under Obungle right back to the battle field. Unbelievable. He’ll pretty much stop at nothing to get them their commanders back. It’s clear Obungle cares NOTHING for the safety of Americans or other Western allies.

  28. Because you're dumb says:

    Of course she did.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/244635-hillary-clinton-intervened-for-mining-company-on-behalf-of-her-son-in-law-while-she-was-at-state-dept/

    You have to be daft not to know she’s a fucking crook. She uses any power intended for public good instead for personal gain and enrichment. I think on that count she’s worse than her “husband”, Preezydunce Azz Grab Clinton was. His big weakness was sex and dominating women. Hers appears to be money and power.

  29. pineapple says:

    I understand the UK got enough signatures to bring about a vote to ban him from entering their country.

    There is no free speech provision in the UK….. Michael Savage has been banned for years.

    What are they going to do if they ban him and he becomes president?

  30. ISpeakJive says:

    Which guy was that?

    • Octopus says:

      I forget who it was, but I recall the humorous kerfuffle. 😆

      I doubt very seriously if Fatass consulted a lawyer. He’d have been laughed off the phone.

    • Minnow says:

      I am truly surprised that Barry would have to “consult a lawyer” over something so trivial and mundane as the Law. Why, I thought Barry knew everything about everything. Surely Barry COULD have been a lawyer and, I mean…. well – doesn’t he know all that shit already? Come on…….. Barry?

      Someone please tell me this is a joke.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

      Fucking Barry.

      You’re such an idiot.

    • Bunk X says:

      Patterico was the likely target. Charles learned about SLAPP from Rauhauser & Kimberlin.

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe that’s why he started his gofundme page.

      A good lawyer ain’t cheap, y’know.

      Given his gofundme page turned into a barren desert, I suppose that deflated Chunkle’s master plan of legal vengeance.

      Maybe he should hire “lawhawk”.

      I’m sure he’d jump at the chance for a free LGF registration with Cheetos and Mountain Dew used as a retainer. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You don’t sue using a SLAPP lawsuit, dumbass.
      You sue under violation of tortious libel or slander, defamation of character.
      SLAPP would be a lawsuit against say, Limbaugh or Hannity because you don’t like their opinions,

      I’m surprised the “lawyer” you consulted didn’t tell you that.

      Carol Burnett sued the National Enquirer for LIBEL for calling her a drunk. That was NOT a SLAPP suit. And she had a tough burden – since she was a public figure under Sullivan. But she won.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The whole inspiring mass murder’s bad enough Fat Fuck.

  31. Because olo says:

  32. Octopus says:

    Derp,
    2 hours ago
    Everyone is beautiful.
    2 hours ago
    Shaken. Not stirred.
    2 hours ago
    I’m an atheist. I refuse to prayer shame.
    2 hours ago
    Colonels and generals. Yes sir. twitter.com/samswey/status…
    2 hours ago
    Scalia is an asshole. You can’t impeach him.
    2 hours ago
    Che. Pebe.
    2 hours ago
    Bad optics. twitter.com/MariaLiaCalvo/…
    2 hours ago
    Hombres!
    2 hours ago
    Blinks eyes. Straightens up to Shakira.
    2 hours ago

    Does Gustavo ever wake up with the remorses, out in the garage, after yet another one of these drunken twitter-plotzes? The inhibitions that revealed his Inner True Self, so easily sterno’d away the night before, come crashing back to punch him in his queasy gut? Oof.

    And then he is forced to crawl back under the Pannus Of McDumbth, to spend another day retweeting leftist-swill to moonbatty children and other aging victims of a decadent society. But soon, night comes on again, and you’ve collected enough returnables to trade in for a bottle of fortified swill, and it’s off to the races again. What a life!

    • Pakimon says:

      Sometimes he wakes up in the restroom at the local Burger King by being poked and prodded with broomstick by an angry restaurant manager.

      I bet that’s a long late night walk back to the garage for ol’ Gus. 😆

  33. Minnow says:

    I don’t know why, but Barry reminds me of a dislodged tonsil stone, perched precariously on the spittle glazed lower lip of an extremely old man standing haphazardly on Aisle 7 of the local Safeway Store.

    All white and stinky and horrible.

    ‘n shit.

    And stupid.

    And small.

    And horridly foul.

  34. Minnow says:

    Good thing Mr. Tonsil Stone never reads over here.

  35. Bunk X says:

    BTW, a reliable and credible little birdy informed me that #Anonymous has some serous internet fun planned for ISIS on Friday. That’s all the info I have – no details, except to watch Twitter.

  36. Pakimon says:

    Uh oh. Chunkles is so excited, he’s fixing to give Ms. Ssssss a “workout”. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      That hissing sound Chunkles hears isn’t Ms. Sssss slowly deflating, it’s Ms. Sssss breathing a sigh of relief. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      OK Chunkles, keep us posted on Ginger. We know you’re on the case.

    • Arachne says:

      What does it say about a fat shutin that his raison d’etre is making sure someone i banned from Facebook and Twitter? And what further does it say about his shitbag followers that they think it likewise is a good idea.

      You’re sad little souls, really. I wonder what would happen to the asswipe if Greenwald had adopted the same attitude toward Little Green Snotball.

  37. Octopus says:

    Cooking your roast beast is just one way to deploy this new hybrid technology. Rooting out ISIS, Taliban and Al Qaeda from their caves is another. Use your imagination!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Things change all the time with technology. I think it’s great.

      • Octopus says:

        In general I agree, though I’m somewhat concerned with how social media is affecting people, especially young people. Lots of issues there.

        Some of these issues can be resolved with flamethrower-drones, I’m sure. “I got your flame-war right here, bitch.” 😈

    • ISpeakJive says:

      When he catches the forest on fire there’ll be lots of crispy critters around. Deer, elk, bears…. 😦

    • pineapple says:

      I read some of the comments, most are from the UK and 99.9% are in Trump’s favor.

      I’m glad he’s turning the PC world on its head. People are now able to say “yeah, we’ve had enough!”.

      • Octopus says:

        The random stabbings being perpetrated by Muslims around London town are going to have an effect on the pc-rulez.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      it’s funny he’s banned but anjem choudary is on tv every other day

  38. Because you're dumb says:

    The Tipping Point: Most Americans No Longer Are Middle Class lgf.bz/1NW6X0T
    40 minutes ago

    Damn you GW Bush!!!

  39. Because you're dumb says:

    Unfortunately, Chuck’s Facebook page is back.
    8 hours ago
    Uh oh. Looks like Chuck C. Johnson’s Facebook page has been shut down.
    9 hours ago

    Because I obviously check there every hour of my miserable pointless life.

  40. Octopus says:

    I didn’t like it when the Tigers let GM Dave Dombrowski go this year, right after his deadline-deals, but now it seems like the shrewd owner Mike Ilitch had a better plan in mind. The new guy, Al Avila, who’s been with the team for a long time, has wasted no time in fixing some festering issues with the bullpen, signed a top starter, and is reportedly making overtures to Orlando Cespedes, who was a great fit here. You never know how moves are going to turn out until they play the games, but it’s so encouraging to see the team is still aggressively pursuing winning a championship.
    ————————————————-
    Tigers add left-handed reliever Justin Wilson
    Anthony Fenech, Detroit Free Press 9:05 p.m. EST December 9, 2015
    Justin Wilson
    (Photo: Kathy Kmonicek AP)
    NASHVILLE, Tenn. – On the second day of the winter meetings, the Tigers found a setup man. On the third day, they found a left-handed reliever.

    After a month’s worth of back and forth with Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, first-year general manager Al Avila continued his bolstering of the team’s bullpen by trading for another late-inning reliever on Wednesday afternoon, lefty Justin Wilson.

    “He’s a power lefty that can dominate,” Avila said.

    The Tigers gave up right-handed pitching prospects Luis Cessa and Chad Green.

    Wilson, 28, posted a 3.10 ERA in 74 games for the Yankees last season. He struck out 66 batters in 61 innings with a 1.13 WHIP. In four big-league seasons, he has a 3.03 ERA. Wilson played with the Pirates from 2012-14.

    “We feel that he can pitch in the back-end of the bullpen,” Avila said. “He can pitch the eighth inning if needed, and at times, he can even pitch in the ninth inning if needed.”

    Wilson will likely serve a seventh-inning role, manager Brad Ausmus said, but is an option to be used in the eighth inning against left-handers in place of the recently signed Mark Lowe when the matchups dictate.

    The pursuit of Wilson began before the general managers’ meetings last month, Avila said. It gained steam on Wednesday afternoon and was finalized just before 7 p.m.

    Inside the team’s suite at the Opryland Hotel and Resort, the team’s brass “came to the conclusion that, ‘Let’s go hard after Wilson,’

    ” Avila said. “We felt that he was the guy that we wanted. And then we pursued it.”

    The team ultimately decided that, compared to the free-agent lefty arms available, acquiring Wilson in a trade was the best option at the time.

    Wilson is arbitration-eligible and is expected to earn $1.3 million, according to MLBTradeRumors.com, the industry’s authoritative source on the topic. He is not eligible for free agency until 2019.

    “He’s the type of guy we don’t have in the system,” Avila said. “We’re just really excited to have him.”

    With the acquisition comes the latest building block to a Tigers bullpen that has added a veteran closer — Francisco Rodriguez — and a veteran set-up man — Lowe — this off-season, in an effort to fix the foremost problem that has hampered the team in past seasons.

    Rodriguez was acquired in a trade with the Brewers last month. Lowe signed a two-year, $11-million deal this week at the winter meetings.

    The price of those three pitchers, who combined for a 2.42 ERA in 2015, was $11 million and three prospects.

    “We’re happy with the bullpen the way it is right now,” Avila said, noting the possibility of adding another reliever this off-season. “I can’t tell you we’re done, but I think the bulk of it is.”

    Contact Anthony Fenech: afenech@freepress.com. Follow him on Twitter @anthonyfenech.

  41. Because you're dumb says:

    The moonbat Brits are calling Trump a racist, but these liberal PC liars are actually getting a lot of people hurt and murdered due to their acceptance of Islamicization. The police have confirmed it.

    In 2014 Tom Winsor, Her Majesty’s Chief Inspector of Constabulary, caused a row when he claimed minority communities had turned their back on police.
    He told The Times: ‘There are some communities born under other skies who will not involve police at all.

    ‘I am reluctant to name the communities in question but there are communities from other cultures who would prefer to police themselves.
    ‘There are cities in the Midlands where the police never go because they are never called. They never hear of any trouble because the community deals with that on its own. They just have their own form of community justice’.

    Mr Winsor said some forces get ‘close to zero’ calls in some areas.

    He said: ‘They don’t know what injustices are being perpetrated. It’s almost a closed book because we can’t go there so don’t know. It could be anything from low-level crime right up to murder are the most extreme example. That is murder. There is no honour in it.’

  42. Because you're dumb says:

    Shit just got real, motherfuckers.

    IT’S ROTTING
    DECORATIVE
    GOURD SEASON,
    MOTHERFUCKERS.

    BY COLIN NISSAN

    – – – –
    I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it and the shit got real on me. It’s Autumn overtime up in here and these fuzzy fuckers need to go. When my guests come over I’m gonna be like, SORRY! My bad on all these rancid ornamental vegetables, you guys. I really should have stayed on top of this perishable shit.

    One minute Fall’s like, “Hey, check out my delightful fucking harvest, I smell like cinnamon and apples and shit, isn’t this nice?” And I’m like, “It’s really fucking nice, I wish this could last forever.” So Fall’s like, “Be careful what you fucking wish for,” all ominous and shit. And I’m like, “Take it easy, Fall. Jesus.” And Fall’s like, “You fucking take it easy!”

    Next thing I know, I’m rearranging my table horn and my fingers wind up two digits deep in gourd goo. And that shit smells like Fall’s crotch after a long jog through a fucking cornfield. And Fall’s like, “You like that smell? Huh? Is that the harvest you’re lookin’ for? Take a good whiff, asshole.” And I’m like, “But the shellack… it’s still so shiny…” And Fall just gets up real close on me and whispers, “The shellack lies.”

    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

  43. pineapple says:

    I wonder if Loretta Lynch is sending a crack team down there to investigate then prosecute.

  44. Because olo says:

    Pretty much.

    • pineapple says:

      Can’t tell the truth, you’ll hurt someones feelings!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Well, yeah, pretty much.

      Something like 3/4 of rapes are committed by like 10% of the population. Men from Iraq and North Africa were 22 times more likely to rape.

      There were 400 rapes year in 1975, now there are 6600.

      Curious Lurker had a shit fit of course, warning somebody who tried to post actual statistics from the government that he couldn’t be trusted now and that she’d be watching him closely from here on out! Couldn’t possibly be those nice Muslim boys doin’ the rapin’.

      Why do people put up with that crap over there?

      • Because olo says:

        Simple solution. Mo says if you steal, you get your hand cut off, right? If you rape, you get your penis penis penis lol cut off, ground up, and mixed in with the pig slop.

        That’ll fix their libidos and shit.

  45. pineapple says:

    Very good Barbie sandwich! You got retweeted by the great Nick Searcy.

  46. Octopus says:

    This dog has gravitas.

  47. Octopus says:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/12/10/actor-kurt-russell-fiercely-pushes-back-against-anti-gun-hollywood-interviewer-what-are-you-going-to-do-ban-everything/

    Kurt Russell proves you can grow up in Hollywood and spend most of your life making movies and TV, and still hold onto some common sense. There’s hope, thespians.

  48. Octopus says:

    Here’s another new lizard for the swamp…

    “Just go along with it. He thinks he’s a little girl. Who are we to judge?”

  49. Because olo says:

    There’s that PC singular “they”…

  50. Because olo says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  51. Because olo says:

    Looks like Toot’s stalking Schlichter again…

    • Dudebro says:

      • Octopus says:

        Nobody claps for him, now. Nobody “bombards” him, either. He fantasizes constantly about being the target of massive right-wing attention, but nobody even knows he’s alive. Besides us, I mean. We still dig ya, baby. We’re your biggest fans. 😆

  52. Because olo says:

    It’s that time again…

    Whatever. You are not me.
    1 hour ago
    Dumb.
    1 hour ago
    Big dumb shit ever.
    1 hour ago
    Right. They’re white.
    1 hour ago
    Stupid people.
    1 hour ago
    Been proven that you’re dumb. twitter.com/WilliamShatner…
    1 hour ago
    Stop being dumb fucks.
    1 hour ago
    Stop being dummies.
    1 hour ago
    Stand at attention to leftist demands.
    1 hour ago
    GMO free though. Derp. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
    1 hour ago

    Now he’s calling Captain Kirk dumb.

    • Octopus says:

      The sterno unleashes the inner-fascist, completely unsympathetic to moonbatty notions. It’s so weird. He’s keeping it inside all day, toeing the lefty-line, and then he snaps right before lapsing into unconsciousness.