Lawhawk gives Syed Farook a pass on the shooting

The local Burger King franchise’s legal assistance Lawhawk goes on one of his long winded rants. He gives Syed Farook a pass on the terror attack in San Bernardino and blames Republicans.

Lawhawk goes pro-Jihad

I wonder whether Lawhwk would give Hamas or ISIS the benefit of the doubt if they attacked Israel? Maybe he would blame Likud for the attack


119 Comments on “Lawhawk gives Syed Farook a pass on the shooting”

  1. TreBob says:

    One thing we should absolutely do is to develop some laws against shooting and killing people. That’s how we will cut down on these incidents. (snark off)

    Lawhawk can’t even get his arithmetic correct. 12,226 gun deaths in 2015 so far and 8,765.81 hours in a year makes for a 1.39 deaths per hour. Not that that’s anything to write home about, but LH had to triple his death numbers in order to make his ridiculous point.

    And LH, since you never read here, plenty of other countries have higher rates of per capita homicide than the U.S., but we don’t hear about how they need to disarm.

    More dis-information from the liberal left. They don’t dare tell you the truth.

  2. OLT's There Should Be A Law Of Physics says:

    Guns made Syed do it.

    That’s what you’re saying.


  3. Doppel milyo says:

    al-useful idiot

  4. Doppel milyo says:

    I would love to see background checks on these slimy little cocksuckers posting at little green footballs.

    methinks half of them are pediphiles and the other half are pimple faced jihadis

    and a quarter are both

  5. Arachne says:

    Really lawhawk? Do you LIVE in California? There is no “easy” access to firearms in this state. Why don’t you stop talking out of your effing ASS and look it up. There is a mandatory 10-day waiting period. You cannot obtain a firearm if you have ever been convicted of a felony, or even CHARGED with Domestic violence. Concealed carry is practically non-existent, despite recent court rulings saying they had to ease up. They have passed a bill that requires us to show ID when buying ammo.

    For handguns, you must pass a 50-question test for the RIGHT to purchase a handgun. Got it now.

    Fuck off you stupid twit.

  6. Arachne says:

    Oh, and kindly tell us, you jerkoff, what gun control laws cover the IED factory they had in their garage.

  7. Abu says:

    Lawhawk wants American citizens to have moar restrictions on gun ownership but has no plan to keep arms away from our enemies who don’t play by the rules.Got it.

    I’m glad he never reads here because he’d know what a shallow asswipe he is.

  8. Arachne says:

    I love his loftier than thou rhetoric.
    Hey, where was Fuckface’s post about the guy who shot up the party in New Orleans last week?

    How’s the temperature up in Charles’ butt, asswipe?

  9. Abu says:

    WTF? 1st sentence should have ended:
    … our enemies who don’t play by the rules. Got it.

  10. pineapple says:

    Fatso is being his racist self yet again to deflect from the ugly news that we were hit by Islamic terror again yesterday.

  11. Lawhawk refers to this terrorist attack as an “Incident”?

    And then immediately says how the incident highlights the need for more gun control, as if that’s the actual elephant in the room.

    Didn’t they have over a dozen pipe bombs too?

    Gotta love Chunky’s minions. They are creatures of the echo chamber.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh you should see his effing Twitter feed – it’s hilarious. Claims he’s watched all the PP videos and if you DARE to say they’re real, he’ll BLOCK you!

      Like anyone gives a shit if this legal nebbish blocks them. I love telling people that he’s not a lawyer. One user told him that he needed a new handle since he’s a legal ignoramus.

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Mass shootings are typically done by gangsters, psychopaths and ……. oh wait that’s pretty much it in America. But worldwide in addition to those two they’re also done by legitimate militaries and militant Islamists (a subset of Muslim foreigners). And the libtard left want to welcome that last group in and encourage their immigration here. Why when they’re so worried about gun violence?

  13. rightymouse says:

    Perfect response from an a-hole with a 2 digit IQ who empathizes with Muslim killers.

    • pineapple says:

      He’s either playing stupid or he doesn’t know that John Kerry actually provided a rationalization for the Charley Hebdo shooting.

      lolwut?…… what an idiot.

  14. Octopus says:

    The broke-as-a-joke beggar is belittling the business plan of somebody else? Oh, my. That is rich. 😆

    A conservative website for LGBT and minorities? LOL! Good luck with that.
    3 hours ago

    What’s the over-under on when they go out of business? @TomKludt @BoldGlobalMedia
    3 hours ago

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    Ben Carson Thinks Hamas is a Delicious Spread Made From Mashed Chickpeas
    1 hour ago

    Um Chunky maybe you should consider that Dr. Ben Carson can eat caviar, lobster and filet mignon at every meal that he wishes. And the only reason you know so much about carb laden hummus is because you eat it with junk crackers or chips while sitting on your fat ass watching TV every night.

    If Dr Ben loses the nomination and/or election he’ll still be healthy, wealthy and wise. And you’ll still be…well begging on the internet, still hoping to get paid repeating someone else’s stupid lies.

  16. Octopus says:

    What, you’re getting delicate and prissy now, after all the spewing of f-bombs you’ve deployed in the last six months or so? And why so butthurt-y about this, anyway…it’s not like anyone around you would ever have need of preemptive baby-killing services — you haven’t gotten laid in 15 years! 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Oh, NOW the hipsters are going to come flocking to your dead-ass blog and twitterwar. 😆

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    George Zimmerman Doxes Ex-Girlfriend, Gets Suspended From Twitter
    2 hours ago

    He’s one of yours Chunkles. Zimmerman’s not a conservative. Votes Demoncrap.

  19. Octopus says:

    Did Fatass happen to mention that the Unicorn Messiah DESTROYED yesterday’s libturd message about how “God ain’t fixin’ this?” I mean, this was beautiful. The dumbass. 😆

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Real Islam motivated mass murderers kill or maim 31 people. So naturally the half blinded Harry Reid who works out in the bathroom even though he’s a filthy rich millionaire who could have a home gym and probably actually does attacked and smeared the NRA who hasn’t hurt anyone.

  21. JimboXL says:

    I like how the mean nasty hateful progressive losers at the top and bottom of our society punish normal Americans with their stupid laws and hate because fanatic Muslims go on rampages. 9-11, now everyone has to be felt up, tossed out of their wheel chairs and humiliated by the TSA. Mass shootings by Muslims (again), disarm and punish normal Americans. The progressive losers have turned America into a high school gym class where everyone has to run 20 laps because the usual trouble makers vandalized or stole something.

  22. JimboXL says:

    Look how well those strict gun laws helped in France when it came to stopping terrorist attacks. That’s all the evidence you need. It was fish in a barrel, which is what the loser progressive shut ins would be happy with I guess, so long as you die for their beliefs.

  23. pineapple says:

    It’s under control people!

  24. Because olo says:

  25. ISpeakJive says:

    What would be a deterrence to these guys? Does anything scare them?

    Can we nuke Mecca now, si’l vous plait?

    • Octopus says:

      They love death. so I think it’s our responsibility as Christians, Jews, Hindus, Mormons and other non-Death Cult faiths to speed them to their virgins. Bombs away!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Tell them to reform. Monitor what’s said in Mosques and bust their asses when it’s violent talk and hatred and bigoted. Change their book.

      • Octopus says:

        Change their book? But it’s so nicely bound, in human-skin. With the face and everything. I wouldn’t change a thing.

  26. ISpeakJive says:


    • Octopus says:

      She’s got that panty-bridge thing going…aye-yi-yi. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Sure you will, Chunky. Like you put a stop to those Thai ladyboy ads. 😆

        Beggars can’t be choosers, Fatass. You’re lucky anyone’s dumb enough to run ads on your dead-ass blog. You’ll be quiet, and take your nickels gratefully.

        • Octopus says:

          Just skimmed her timeline…what a dolt. 😆

          Plus, she thinks Chunky is hot, from his avatar. Wait until she sees the Blobfish now. 😯

          • Octopus says:

            Oh, she’s Canadian. A “hip one.” Never mind my criticism. She couldn’t be anything other than what she is. Kind of cute, too. Not that I care anything about such superficial nothings.


          • Because olo says:

            All I care about is boobs. She gets a passing score.

          • Because you're dumb says:

            Yeah but I think that pic may be from 2000 who knows what. Here’s her now.

          • Octopus says:

            You’re talking about the lingerie model, right? If so, I concur. Good boobs. Good everything, that I can see. Probably a staunch Conservative Republican. “Staunch With Haunch!” 😉

          • pineapple says:

            I’ve noticed that feminist liberal women are typically fugly.

          • Octopus says:

            Like witches. Not the “Bewitched”-kind. The “Wicked Witch Of The West”-kind. (scary Shrillary-cackle here)

          • Arachne says:

            It’ll crack me up if the two of them are getting off on each other’s avatars and it turns out hers is as fake as his.

    • kbdabear says:

      “Girlfriend Activation System” for Toot is the inflation nozzle.

      This ad is the only thing worth looking at on his blog in years.

  27. Octopus says:

    Here’s a song to make Chunky dance a little jig of rage and anti-American nose-pickin’:

  28. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      Uh was he even on the no fly list? If he was how the he’ll did he manage to leave the country? He paddled a canoe to Saudi Arabia?

      • Because olo says:

        Ted Kennedy was. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Teddy was a drunken monster, with at least one murder to his name, but I would still rather he was President than the current Unicorn Messiah. I guess that says something about how I rate this effin’ guy, posing around the White House. Mr. Climate Change. Mr. Post-Racial. Mr. Mom-Jeans. 😆

  29. Because olo says:

  30. ISpeakJive says:

    Can this really be them?

  31. Octopus says:

    Woodsie! 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    Something for us White Hispanics to dance to…

  33. Mijambo says:

    Lawhawk is one of those people who tries to sound so intellectual but afte you read his long winded stream of consciousness garbage you wonder “What the fuck did he say?”.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s a blithering idiot. Some say he’s one of Chunky’s socks, and I haven’t seen any proof to the contrary. Who names themselves, “Lawhawk?” 🙄

      • pineapple says:

        Lawhack is going to have a stroke one day trying to fit some wordy thought nonsense into 140 characters.

        Hey Lawhack…… I guarantee you that no one reads your wordy LGF posts.

        To keep from feeling guilty they give you a pity upding. Everyone that reads this knows this is true.

      • Arachne says:

        He was around back in the day when LGF was successful and was a conservative, so he’s not a sock. He and I emailed back and forth once.

        • Pakimon says:

          It’s hilarious how a handful of idiots changed their ideologies just to preserve their precious LGF accounts.

          I could almost understand it if it were like the old days when it was next to impossible to register an account there.

          Nowadays, it’s easier than registering on Yahoo so basically, an LGF account is worthless.

          Then again, Yahoo doesn’t sic the “attitude inspectors” on you when you register an account to make sure you aren’t a sock or a “stalker” or both. 😆

          • Because olo says:

            “Precious” is the right word. As in “Precious bodily fluids” or “the Precious”. Talk of people gone round the bend.

    • Because olo says:

      Kinda like Deepshit Chopra, huh?

  34. Octopus says:

    From the archives…

  35. Octopus says:

    Watching the Lions self-destruct…

  36. pineapple says:

    People, you are not going to believe this… Fatso is finding that this could be possible terrorism! Hot off the press!!!!!!

  37. Octopus says:

    I said I was done watching crooked NFL football after the Dallas playoff cheating last year. Now I’m done for good. Never agin!

  38. pineapple says:

    Redlands was the last place my folks lived when they passed away.

    My sister still lives there as well as other family members.

    I understand there may be other members of the terror cell still operating there. The planning and preparation that went into the attack was beyond the capability of two people..