Charlestradamus opines on San Bernardino suspect’s name

The Left was giddy when reports of the San Bernardino shooting occurred. As the hours passed Progressive backed off NRA bashing and then mocked called for prayers. Then it became clear that the shooting may well have been an act of terrorism perpetrated by a suspect named Syed Farook. Charles chimes in and casts doubt on the suspect being an Islamic terrorist.


Mr. Toot’s minions did not fall for his spin.

Syed2 Syed3 Syed4

I’m shocked didn’t claim that Syed Farook is a Flemish name!



123 Comments on “Charlestradamus opines on San Bernardino suspect’s name”

  1. Because olo says:

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

  2. kbdabear says:

    Sounds like a Hindu name?

    Sounds like Toot doesn’t have a lot of experience working in IT

  3. kbdabear says:

    Sounds like Toot isn’t too awfully bright.

  4. Octopus says:


    …and Chunky beclowns himself with one of his most egregious bad calls of all time. Good work, Fatass. You’re an amazing assclown. Keep going!

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah, that’s totally in the Hindu milyo. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
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      • pineapple says:

        ““Syed Farook” sounds like a Hindu name.”

        Stupid straw clutching Fuckface. That’s on par with Anthony Weiner’s dick.

        • Because olo says:

          No, that’s worse than Weiner’s underdoodles. I think this is a new record for Toot dumbth.

          BTW, what does Toot have against Hindus? It’s almost like he doesn’t like Indians, especially when they’re governors of US states and shit.

  5. pineapple says:

    It’s being reported now that Sayeed Farook’s father said he was a devout Muslim.

    Fatso and his LGF lapdogs are so disappointed that it wasn’t John Smith the devout Christian.

    • Because olo says:

      – AND –

      The guy was a tax collector for the State of CA. He’s just an all around hateable asshole from one end to the other. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      You mean like not some crappy Muslim who doesn’t even murder people?

    • windbag says:

      Farook’s father was shocked to learn of his son’s possible involvement in the attack.

      “I haven’t heard anything,” the elder Syed Farook told the Daily News. “He was very religious. He would go to work, come back, go to pray, come back. He’s Muslim.”

  6. pineapple says:

    Will we be able to say now that mainstream Muslims can be terrorists too?

  7. Captain Death says:

    Mr. Toot who is so Islamophilic is a Hinduphobe, he is also fat, incontinent, sexually deprived, and a welfare addict. Law hawk and Dark_Falcon what the fuck are you doing on that maggots blog?

  8. Because olo says:

    Meanwhile back at the dumbth,

  9. Because olo says:

    Meanwhile, General Goose says bring a bar bouncer to a knife fight.

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    Rampaging Hindus!!!

    Chunkles knows cuz he’s from Hawaii.

  11. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis LOL!

    Chunky’s riding a similar “costume” around the bunker tonight, except his looks suspiciously like gray underpants with Weiner rampant. Good look, Fatass. 🙂

  12. Octopus says:

    You’re a garage-dwelling hobo. Get a job!

  13. Octopus says:


    • Because you're dumb says:

      OMG! Mass shrubs brutally trampled in terroristic rampage. Warning: scenes of violent mulch splatter. May not be safe for children and those faint of heart.

  14. JimboXL says:

    Syed Farook, isn’t that first and last name common in the deep Bible believing southern US? If the killer’s name was Muhammad Allah, they’d be asking if it was a Chinese name just to avoid having to once again face the reality that certain practioneers of you know what went on another homicidal rampage.

  15. Because olo says:

    So you’re going to get gay questions?

  16. swamprat says:

    @ThirtyBirdy Doesn’t seem to fit the template of the Islamist radical. There’s a story here that we don’t know yet.

  17. swamprat says:

    template of the Islamist radical.

    yeah, there is a racist comment

  18. Octopus says:

    The Left covered itself in shit today, with their crazed blather about needing gun control and right-wing crazies and Christian terrorists and all that hysterical garbage. Chunky was just following along with the libturd-herd, as always. He hasn’t had an original thought since, well, as long as I’ve known him.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    @ThirtyBirdy Yes, saw that earlier.
    14 minutes ago
    #NowPlaying Typhoon > White Lighter > Dreams of Cannibalism
    41 minutes ago
    Donald Trump 2016: We Have to Take Out ISIL Members’ Families
    1 hour ago
    Ex-Wife Says Planned Parenthood Murder Suspect Vandalized South Carolina Clinic
    1 hour ago

    Muslim whobee whatee?

  20. kbdabear says:

    Woman jihadist ID’d as Tayeep Bin Ardogan.

    Hey Toot, does that sound Cornish to you?

  21. kbdabear says:

    Um, that sounds like the personality of almost every jihadist, that’s why they fool so many people like Toot

    • kbdabear says:

      Yeh Toot, his real name is Billy Bob Jones and he made up a phony ID so that muslims would get blamed.

      Get on the story Toot, you might get that coveted CNN invite

    • kbdabear says:

      Thirty Birdy and Toot think this is some sort of “something made him snap”, not that everything about this indicates that it was planned well in advance and it’s ISIS modis operandi to use small unattached cells.

    • Octopus says:

      Somebody was mean to him, due to Islamophobia created by Pam. He was a total sweetheart, and these deranged Muslim-haters turned him into a bloodthirsty monster. Also, I’m listening to a very twee indie-folk duo that makes their own instruments, and eschews modern production standards. I’m very hip, you know. Kids, send me some money!

    • Mojambo says:

      Tooty McFart twisting himself into a pretzel to come up with ridiculous excuses as to why it was not an Islamic terrorist attack.”Fit the template” – wow! Toots is trying to relive the days when he actually knew something about computers.

  22. swamprat says:

    Hey, I’m going to go Jihading, want to come along?

    “Oh sure. Why not? I’ve got nothing else to do…”

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah, cuz innernet’s down, cuz the Centurylink jackdonkeys won’t come out and fix it, so, shit. Why not?

  23. Octopus says:

    Delete your GoFundMe account! It’s so humiliating. No adult human should be so pathetic.

  24. swamprat says:

    He could be right. Attacking San Bernardino would have the strategic impact of attacking Oxnard.

  25. Octopus says:

    It’s so bizarre, the Stewbum Gus will toe the leftist-line all day, and just before passing out, go hard to the Right, ripping the libturds whose collectivist-asses he’s been smooching all day. 😆

    Get help. Good night.
    4 minutes ago
    Leftists are acting like right wingers tonight. Nothing new.
    4 minutes ago
    Seriously. Y’all are a bunch of douche bags.
    5 minutes ago
    According to leftists everything that happened in San Bernardino is the fault of right wingers. What a bunch of assholes.
    6 minutes ago
    Never saw so much BC in my life.
    7 minutes ago
    It’s all the fault of right wingers. Must be nice.
    8 minutes ago
    Yep. All Fox News fault. Must be nice.…
    8 minutes ago
    What a bore.
    9 minutes ago
    Yep, it’s all the NRA’s fault. Whatever.
    9 minutes ago
    Sorry but I don’t find an answer even from my dickish atheist brothers on this.
    9 minutes ago

  26. Charles keeps acting as if there is “something more to this” or there’s a mysterious component to the story that we have to investigate and figure out.

    There’s nothing to solve here, and Charles knows it.

  27. Another shooter has been identified as Tashfeen Malik.

    What nationality does that sound like, Chunks? Israeli?!

  28. Bunk X says:

    • Pakimon says:

      I suspect Mr. Mossberg was only fired once.

      By accident when Chunkles was practicing his “quick draw” in case he had to fend off muslim kids brandishing finger-bangers.

      That jumbo sized bag of Cheetos exploded like a watermelon dropped off an overpass. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky was talking in a very creepy way about Mr. Mossberg, back then. Like he was fantasizing about gun violence.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles claims Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik are hindu names?

    He better knock it off before he angers Ganesh.

    Rut Roh! Too late! 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    This is a hilarious story on its own merits, but the fact that the masturbating son’s name is CJ makes it one for the archives. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    This is Furious Burka, P-LOL and Chunky’s favorite religion at work:


    by Jeff Dunetz | Dec 12, 2014 | Other
    ISIS Publishes Shariah Approved-Guide How To Rape And Punish Sex Slaves (Even Prepubescents)

    ISIS has released what CBS News has described as a “strict code of conduct in the matter of stealing young women and trading them like cattle for sexual gratification.”
    The list of 27 rules translated by MEMRI (below) are set in a question and answer format. They were issued by Research and Fatwa Department of the Islamic State with a title that translates into “Questions and Answers on Taking Captives and Slaves.” MEMRI believes it was “released in response to the uproar caused by the many reports this summer that ISIS had taken Yazidi girls and women as sex slaves.”
    Trying to explain what Shariah law says about sex with female slaves, the guide discusses women in a manner that others would discuss inanimate property. It explains rules such as its approval of having sex with a slave immediately after capturing them only if they are a virgin, otherwise one would have to wait till they are purified. Further, “It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn’t reached puberty if she is fit for intercourse; however if she is not fit for intercourse, then it is enough to enjoy her without intercourse.”

  32. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah will protect us! 😯


    I have about a million things to do but I have to take just a moment to point out this news. President Obama’s “czar” in charge of his ISIS policy is a terrorist sympathizer who was previously fired. I wish I was making this up.

    A radical foreign policy adviser fired by President Obama years ago for meeting with the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas is back as the administration’s new czar in charge of countering the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS).

    The White House downplayed the new appointment by burying it deep in a press briefing delivered at a Paris hotel during the recent climate summit. “The President recently elevated Rob Malley, the NSC [National Security Council] Coordinator for the Middle East and North Africa, to serve now as the Senior Advisor to the President for the Counter-ISIL Campaign in Iraq and Syria,” White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said during the briefing at the Marriott Rive Gauche Hotel and Conference Center. Before moving onto the next topic Earnest said the president has directed Malley to “support our reinvigorated diplomatic track toward a political transition in Syria…”

    Malley has a well-documented history of sympathizing with extremists, which makes this appointment rather outrageous. Judicial Watch wrote about Malley last year when Obama made him the senior director at the NSC even though the president had dumped him as a foreign policy adviser for meeting with and having regular contact with Hamas, long classified a terrorist organization by the U.S. State Department. Malley’s family had close ties to Yasser Arafat, founder of the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) and the Fatah movement, and Malley was an adviser in Bill Clinton’s White House. He consistently exonerates Palestinians and condemns Israel.

  33. Arachne says:

    “Sound like a Hindu name to me.”

    And you have the unmitigated GALL to call Jim Hoft “the dumbest guy on the internet?”

    • Because you're dumb says:

      “Sound like a Hindu name to me.”

    • OLT's There Should Be A Law Of Physics says:

      Twenty seconds of Google (since he lacks any knowledge of anything) reveals that “Sayyid” is an Arabic name translated as “lord” or “master”, and that “Syed” is the Urdu derivative of that name.

    • OLT's There Should Be A Law Of Physics says:

      I’ve yet to meet a Hindu with two Arabic names. Then again, I’m a xenophobic racist Dominionist denialist white cisgender male and have only worked with a few hundred people of Middle Eastern and Far Eastern descent over the last thirty years. This is not counting the Russkis, Pollocks, Micks, and other palefaces that I’m allowed to deride as much as I like. Hell, Stalker Charles, I work with a “Mohammed” right now … great guy, family man, their two kids (well, young men) are a pharmacist and a future doctor. He’s Bengali … can you identify that on a map, Stalker Charles? There’s even an *Israeli* (gasp) over in the other building. I have a suspicion that I don’t have his name quite right, though. Do you think the Mossad plans it that way, to help keep the “Palestinians” down?

      /freaking unicultural utter dumbass

      You know who Stalker Charles reminds me of? An old white guy with a high school diploma who dislikes “furriners” and can’t pronounce “Nguyen” or “Jaramillo” no matter how many times either is repeated.

  34. Because you're dumb says:

    @ThirtyBirdy Doesn’t seem to fit the template of the Islamist radical. There’s a story here that we don’t know yet.
    9 hours ago

    And by that I mean we have yet to fabricate. 😆

    • OLT's There Should Be A Law Of Physics says:

      It all traces back to the bigotry and Bad Craziness of the American Rightwingnutroot and lack of reasonable gun bans and confiscations.

      That much they’ve decided already, and it won’t change.

  35. Arachne says:

    Explain this away, you fat fucking fraud:

    Yeah, dumbshit, it was all about a holiday party. These were Islamoterrorists.

    • Charlatan,

      For your edification [you might have to look that up]:

      So How Much of this ‘Hybrid’ Attack Was Jihadism?

      Yesterday the country got the perfect Rorschach test of violence. People who want to downplay violent Islamist jiahdism and self-radicalization among American-born Muslims will see “workplace violence” or an excuse for another gun control push. Others will contend this is an Islamist sleeper cell, even if it isn’t formally set up by ISIS or al-Qaeda.

      CNN summarizes what is known about Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik:

      Police say Farook, 28, and Malik, 27, are either married or in a relationship. The Council on American Islamic Relations, a Muslim advocacy group, said Farook has been married for two years — but wouldn’t confirm whether Malik was the wife’s name.

      Farook and his wife left their 6-month-old girl with Farook’s grandmother Wednesday and said they had a doctor’s appointment.

      They abandoned their child? Okay, stop. This was not driven by a workplace dispute. To leave your infant child and then commit horrific violence that is likely to lead to your death from police action requires an almost otherworldly devotion to . . . some other cause, something you consider more important than life, death, and the inherent biological urge to protect your offspring. “Larry from accounting keeps taking the last doughnut at staff meetings” or “they took my red Swingline stapler” isn’t the sort of motive at work here.

      What motivation have we seen that would make seemingly ordinary people go on mass-murdering attacks? What ideology or twisted religious fervor have we seen people willing to sacrifice their children for, willing to die for?”

  36. Because you're dumb says:

    Details Emerge About San Bernardino Attackers #LGF
    38 minutes ago

    Chunk predicted right wing violence right before this happened. Now he’s strangely silent about right wing violence. He’s Obviously unsure how to proceed as a card carrying fuckwit ninny leftard. He doesn’t come up with the answers which is why he has no money and can’t even afford a car. Maybe Hildebeast Cliton knows?

  37. Because you're dumb says:

    Kerry: Here’s some stupid lies because this was already done under GW Bush and we’ve fucked it all up. And we had plenty of time to fix it while we were instead securing moron nuclear deals with Iranian liars who were just laughing at us. So….hire GW Bush if you ever want them defeated again.

    Kerry: We Are “Defeating” ISIS To A “Nuisance” Like Al-Qaeda…

    Secretary of State John Kerry told Rolling Stone magazine that “defeating” ISIS will look “like al-Qaeda — you reduce it to a nuisance, where it’s not a daily threat.”

  38. Octopus says:

    Why isn’t the Left going nutso over “boots on the ground in Iraq?” It’s ramping up, and they’re silent as mosque-rats. See what I did there? Like “church-mice,” only Islamist. Heh!

    Why aren’t all the comedians, musicians, and Hollywood shitheads flipping out with Obama Derangement Syndrome? It’s a mystery.

  39. ISpeakJive says:

    Don’t get rid of Jihadis, just take their guns away!

    Brilliant plan, human race. Brilliant.

    • Octopus says:

      Get their pressure-cookers, too, while you’re in there. Also, if they have any remote-controlled toys, cars or drones, pick those up. Look for bags of castor beans. Then, maybe just arrest everyone and deport them if their papers aren’t spic-and-span.

  40. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah refuses to say the Islamist words. “It’s possible this was terror-related, but also could be workplace related.” Shut up you simpering asswipe! 😆

    • Because olo says:

      As if the brilliant legal scholar can’t comprehend the possibility that it can be both. These “smart people” sure are dumb at times. In his case, pretty much always.

  41. Because olo says:

    You mean they’re NOT Hindus??? 😆

  42. pineapple says:

    The libtards are just shocked I tell you, JUST SHOCKED that a presidential candidate would allow such an unpresidential thing! HE’S SIGNING A BOOB!!!!

    Nothing wrong with boobies you stupid dolts, or signing one when you get the chance.

    Never mind that the past 7+ years we’ve had an incompetent joke in the White House. They ain’t shocked about that at all, nope..

  43. pineapple says:

    I’m sure most guns (if not all) at some point were purchased legally. I want to know the back story about these guns going from legal to illegal.

  44. PeteP says:

    Sounds like a Hindu name
    For someone who was anti-Jihad for 8 years he sure is pretty slow.

  45. Because you're dumb says:

    This happened.

    ‘I’ll take a bullet before you do – that’s for damn sure’:

    -Moment brave cop reassures terrified workers he’ll protect them from San Bernardino massacre couple
    -Unnamed officer reassured terrified workers inside the city’s Inland Regional Center
    -Was guiding them through the building just after massacre
    -Syed Farook and wife Tashfeen Malik had killed 14 people there

    So naturally the despicable Chunky McFuckFace Johnsuck Tweets this.

    Dothan Police Department Planted Drugs on Young Black Men For Years
    3 hours ago

  46. Because you're dumb says:

    Because Chunky thinks he can fact check a news organization from his Cheetos encrusted couch.

    Police just confirmed that the rumor going around right wing blogs that the SB killers had GoPro cameras is FALSE.
    1 hour ago

    He’s desperate to disprove the GoPro thing because he has in his tiny beetle brow that it would disprove this has anything to do with the terrifyingly violent and dangerous religion Islam and that it was a planned terror attack by Muslim immigrant terrorists just like the other recent ones.

    OK Chunkface, NBC Moonbat News Central good enough for you? Does this sound like spontaneous work place violence?

    Two of the four weapons were found to be legally purchased, sources familiar with the investigation told NBC News.

    An “explosive device” was found at the scene of the Wednesday’s shooting spree, while items made to look like pipe bombs were thrown during the pursuit, according to Bureau of Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives spokeswoman Meredith Davis.

    “They were in tactical gear and had several mags full of ammunition fashioned to their body so they were ready for a gunfight should that occur,” Davis said. “With my experiences with other mass shootings, there are indicators this was well-planned out and it was to be violent in nature.”

    Image: A spent cartridge lies on the ground
    A spent cartridge at the scene of Wednesday’s rampage. MARIO ANZUONI / Reuters
    San Bernardino Police Chief Jarrod Burguan said the two .223-caliber assault rifles were a DPMS model and a Smith & Wesson MMP 15 model, while the two semi-automatic hand guns were manufactured by llama and Smith & Wesson.

    “The weapons we recovered — two long guns and two pistols — they will also have serial numbers on them that we can trace as long as they were produced by manufacturers either here in the U.S. or imported to the U.S.,” Davis said.

    They had guns, they had tactical gear, they had ammo, they had bombs. And they had Islam telling them mass murder is super OK. And somebody evidently told a Fox News reporter they GoPros.

    Fat Fuck Fail.

  47. rightymouse says:

  48. pineapple says:

    Evidence of glue sniffing right here, from Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR the pretend Marine vet.

    That fool is always on the whirlygig of stupid.