More evidence LGFers read here

The LGF crew claims not to read here, but the evidence is they do. The resident punching bag and self proclaimed Mountain Lion, Dark Falcon uses a phrase that appears only here at DOD.

Penis, Penis

Yup, they do not read here!

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115 Comments on “More evidence LGFers read here”

  1. Captain Death says:

    Dark_Falcon has always been a huge DoD fan.

  2. Because you're dumb says:

    The answer is simple: 1. Breitbart isn’t trying to be a respectable news org. It’s a RW propaganda site. 2. Racism is their business model.
    1 hour ago

    Somebody haz a poopy pants.

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    • Octopus says:

      So many needs not being met. So much begging, sniveling, whining and jealousy.

      It’s frickin’ hilarious, Fatass! 😆

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Fuckface could never maintain his self-assuredness if he read here. Ever.
        Fark Dalcon, however, seems to frequent DoD. Could DF is a Fuckface sock?

        / all your socks are belong to us, Pannus Boy

  3. Arachne says:

    Let me clue you in Fatass. As far as “going after the right” – whenever your name/webiste is mentioned on the right-wing blogosphere, this is the customary response:

    “Is that jackhole still alive?”

  4. Because you're dumb says:

    Ethical treatment is death?

    Family sues PETA for $9.7M, says workers euthanized pet

    http://www.13newsnow.com/story/news/2015/11/25/family-sues-peta/76359520/

    I guess it’s like parental planning with Planned Parenthood: So first we need to kill that baby, honey. You know it’s just going to whine and cry and shit and ruin your social life.

  5. Because you're dumb says:

    Chicago Cops: “Compulsive Fabrication” of McDonald Shooting lgf.bz/1YuqxCS
    2 hours ago

    There’s always some bullshit about these incidences. Of course, to hear liberals talk sweet 17 year old Laquan was walking out of the ice cream shop when he was brutally gunned down by racist cops. And the pictures all show him in graduation garb, the young scholar. But if you read the story it says the prosecutor clearly states that Laquan was out breaking into trucks and stealing radios with accomplices when the call came in for cop backup with a taser. So what did Laquan graduate from? A juvenile delinquent program? He graduated at 17? Yet chose a life of crime instead of going on to college? It seems like the cop snapped but it strikes me, if you weren’t out breaking into trucks and stealing from others you never encounter that crazy cop.

    • mfhorn says:

      McDonald’s shooting went way, way too far. From what I’ve read, he was no Saint, but there’s no reason to keep shooting after he was on the ground.

  6. beed says:

    No shame in bountiful peni, if you like the peniseses shapes, colors and smells. It’s just skin.

  7. Because you're dumb says:

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/622043/GLOBAL-WARMING-NASA-Antarctic-COOLING-six-years-Arctic-north-pole-climate-change

    Christopher Shuman, a University of Maryland, Baltimore County glaciologist working at Goddard, said: “Field data suggests that there’s been a modest cooling in the area over the 2009–2015 time period, and images collected during that time by the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on the Terra and Aqua satellites show more persistent fast ice (sea ice that is attached to the shore) in the Larsen A and Larsen B embayments”

    However, Mr Shuman warned that in some areas of the Antarctic, glaciers continued to melt at significant levels, despite the slight temperature drop.

    At the south polio, the mission observed a big drop in the height of two glaciers situated in the Antarctic Peninsula.

    Mr Shuman added: “These IceBridge measurements show that once the ice shelves collapse, even some cooling and a good deal of persistent sea ice is not able to hold back these larger glaciers and they continue to lose mass overall.”

    LOL! Right below that where he tries to walk back NASA’s findings is this under a picture:

    NASA has found that overall the amount of Antarctic ice has increased

    So first there’s no warming in Antarctic according to NASA. The pinhead global warming academic libtard jerk tries to say “It’s still melting!!!” But the ice has increased you fucking jack wagon. INCREASED! It doesn’t matter which glaciers are shorter than they used to be.

    I love too how warming is always “runaway warming it may be too late we must act NOW!” Yet any cooling is always “meh, moderate”.

    And according to Chunky the Fat Fuck who drives a 15 year old giant truck that probably has no functioning catalytic converter it’s just getting hotter and hotter and hotter year after year.

  8. Because you're dumb says:

    The Amish strike again!!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/flash-mob-hits-designer-store-in-georgetown-steals-13000-worth-of-goods/2015/11/25/dd12d38e-937e-11e5-a2d6-f57908580b1f_story.html

    Ha! A good comment.
    “There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them. ”

    – Inspector Jacques Clouseau

    Is there any doubt that this kind of behavior by black teens wouldn’t be so prevalent if they weren’t constantly bombarded with the idea that they are societal victims and therefore entitled to other people’s belongings free of guilt?

    • Octopus says:

      Love that Clouseau quote! Have to remember that one.

    • kbdabear says:

      Since Georgetown is the neighborhood of so many of the Democrat leftist elite, they might not take kindly to the “good boys who were turning their lives around” in THEIR part of town.

    • Captain Death says:

      I was in Georgetown last Thursday night but I plead the 5th.

      Liberalism in a nutshell “A group of merchants earlier this year in Georgetown ended its use of a private messaging service that many retailers, residents and police officers had used to talk about people they thought were suspicious. There were concerns that the service was being used to racially profile people.”

  9. TreBob says:

    Charles is trying to bait Searcy into paying attention to him. Like a 4 year old yelling, look at me daddy! Look at me!

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    Now tell the truth, Nick. Have you been drinking again? @yesnicksearcy @c36rod @expatina
    23 minutes ago

    Wow. What an immature punk. Stick to Mountain Dew and Cheetos FuckFace. It’s all you can afford anyway considering you’re broke as a joke and have to beg online with nothing to offer.

    http://whiskeyreviewer.com/2014/02/nick-searcy-talks-whiskey_022814/

    RT: You have a broad taste in whiskey, embracing bourbon, Irish, and Scotch, but your standard is Bushmills. What is it about Bushmills that makes you prefer it above, say, Woodford Reserve?

    NS: I prefer a dryer, cleaner finish. I have always gravitated away from sweetness in cocktails in general. The sour mash process, to my palate, often has a sickly sweet aftertaste to it. I find Bushmill’s smoother and with a finish that almost evaporates after the swallow. I also love Glenlivet, Laphroaig, and Glenfiddich, when I am looking for a more earthier taste. That peaty thing really gets me, but it has to be earlier in the evening.

    RT: What do you have on your whiskey shelf right now?

    NS: Right now, I have Woodford Reserve, Jim Beam (which my daughter’s friends left here after a party, and it’s actually good in a pinch!), and a new discovery, Wathen’s Kentucky Bourbon, which I am falling in love with. It’s a single barrel whiskey without the rich sweetness of a Woodford, which I sometimes find overbearing. Wathen’s might be developing into my new fave whiskey.
    I am almost ashamed to admit that I went through a period of experimentation with Wild Turkey’s American Honey and Jack Daniels’ Tennessee Honey.
    Let me say two things.
    1) That stuff is for girls.
    2) Those girls won’t end up well.

    RT: If you lean towards Bushmills, what circumstances might inspire you to reach for a bourbon or a single malt instead?

    NS: I usually go for a single malt right after dinner, or with friends. I find a single malt more festive. Bushmill’s is for the nightcap, after everyone’s gone, and I need to write a review for a whiskey magazine or something. Whoa, is that TMI?

    RT: You walk into your favorite watering hole, sit down, and order a double. What kind of a day has that been? Are you celebrating or depressurizing?

    NS: I have my own bar at home, and that bar allows cigar smoking, so I don’t go out as much as I used to. But if I go out and am celebrating, I usually have a martini. I prefer vodka when I need to be alert, like if I know I’m going to be driving. THAT IS A JOKE, PEOPLE, KIDDING! KIDDING!

  11. Octopus says:

    Gots the premium cable, but no heat. Priorities.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ “premium cable” consists of watching the neighbor’s TV by peeping through their windows late at night. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    I thought Chunky might like this home away from home — they probably have a “double-wide,” for kids with glandular issues.

    I still can’t believe the dirty trick he pulled on that poor black artist, who trusted him and got stabbed in the back. What a lousy human being he’s always been.

  13. Octopus says:

    “Mr. Toot” became the Chunky McDumbth theme song, and rightfully so, but I had this dark horse in the running for awhile. “Puddles” is a great name for Fatass, too, as he lives in a dank swamp amid puddles of spilled Dew and pee, and is always wee-wee’d up about idiotic nonsense. He’s a clown, too. An assclown, which is a special breed of sad clown mixed with donkey. Never go to the donkey show, by the way. Somebody got killed there. Someone else came down with hoof-and-mouth disease, after an ill-advised bachelor party went awry. Just don’t go. Try a nice strip-club, comfortably north of the border.

  14. Octopus says:

    Pakimon? 😯

    • Pakimon says:

      Turns out that bottle of Tanqueray gin was a trap after all.

      Gus managed to get out one last tweet before being hoisted up by his underwear as the irate neighbor proceeded to administer the mother of all atomic wedgies. 😆

  15. Dudebro says:

    Next up, chuckles will be attention whoring towards @nero aka Milo

  16. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say Happy Thanksgiving to all the stalkers and stalkerettes! 😀

  17. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Thanksgiving morning and time to watch NFL football while drinking beer and stuffing face with turkey!

    Today, Paki’s Eagles take on Octo’s Lions in epic battle of hair-pulling, rage inducing ineptitude!

    After last week’s horrendous ass-kicking at the hands of the Tampa Bay Bucs, the Eagles look to bounce back against the Lions who have managed to string together a couple of wins.

    Since underboob god conjuring by Pakimog last week backfired in big way, Pakimog try different strategy!

    Pakimog summon Pantie Pilgrim to aid Eagles in gaining Thanksgiving victory.

    Pakimog say only problem is he not sure if he have Pantie Pilgrim allegiance.

    For all Pakimog know, Pantie Pilgrim might be Lions fan!

    Pakimog demands of Pantie Pilgrim to get in kitchen and make Pakimog turkey sammiches might turn out to be problematic.

    Pakimog will take chance and Pakiomog hope for best. 😀

    • Captain Death says:

      I am certain Mr. Toot is a panty thief/sniffer.

    • Octopus says:

      May the worst team win!

      Good luck, Pak. I hope the Loins can manage to provide their usual amount of zany buffoonery, for all the Thanksgiving peeps who enjoy their schadenfreude.

  18. Captain Death says:

    The New York Times just now noticed that Woodrow Wilson was racist and throws its support to the Black racists supporting taking Wilson’s name off of a building in Princeton. They forget that he was the prototypical Progressive.

    “The New York Times twice endorsed Woodrow Wilson for President, in 1912 and 1916, since we’re dragging skeletons out of the closet, so perhaps the newspaper owes the public a retraction — maybe even a formal apology? — for supporting someone it now condemns as a racist scoundrel. If we’re going to retroactively denounce and damn the dead for past crimes against political correctness, perhaps we should also denounce the Gray Lady — its owners and editors and writers — as complicit in the wrongs Wilson did. Sure, it would now like to whitewash (so to speak) this ugly piece of history, by walking-back its former support for Wilson. But who’s buying it?”

  19. rightymouse says:

    Happy Thanksgiving! Am slaving away in the kitchen. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Happy Thanksgiving! Not slaving in kitchen. Has sisters.
      Wonder if Fats is invited anywhere. Probably not. Swanson has a pretty good substitute.

      • rightymouse says:

        I was up at 6.00. Have made 2 green bean casseroles, beets with shallots & cumin, sweet potato casserole and a cornbread casserole. Stuffing next in a few minutes. It’ll be easy because I did some prep last night.

      • kbdabear says:

        Godfather marathon on AMC today if you want to spend Thanksgiving with The Family

      • Captain Death says:

        Swanson’s, cheetos and Mountain Dew – what could be better?

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Oh I know how that works. It’s like female jiu jitsu. She thinks she does it better and you agree just so you can sit around and sip cocktails (knowing you’re probably the best). Smart girl!

    • Pakimon says:

      Happy Thanksgiving ladies!

      Chunkles is most likely peevish because Frito-Lay doesn’t make turkey flavored Cheetos.

      As far as Gus goes, I see a Banquet turkey pot pie for his Thanksgiving feast. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        My mistake!

        They actually do make turkey flavored Cheetos.

        I bet Chunkles is tying himself in knots trying to decide whether to spend his last five dollars on the turkey Cheetos or making an anonymous donation to himself on the ol’ gofundme page. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I don’t even know how you wimmenz do all that. I do some cooking so I know it’s all about the timing but I’ve never done a Thanksgiving where it’s pretty much up to me. My mom always did and then my sister took over and it’s the same or better. My wife’s done it a few times. I just feel like a bystander. Well, by-eater. Oh let’s face it a schlub. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I’ve been making Thanksgiving dinner for so many years, it’s not that difficult – just time-consuming. You’re right that everything is in the timing. I would give anything to have a double oven. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I do the turkey, when we host Thanksgiving. I get too much credit for helping,, but there’s almost nothing to do between the time you put it in the oven and the time you take it out. All the other stuff that takes work, is handled by the womenfolk. So, football. 🙂

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Happy Turkey Day! I thank you all for all the lafffs at Chunky’s expense! Not that he could afford it, loser that he is. 😆

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    I’m having a “special” coffee (just one) this morning because my awesome daughters will be doing the driving. I started the morning incinerating a good 550 calories on a long jog. So I’m Turkey Ready! It’s a beautiful Climate Hoaxed 50ish degrees morning here in Northern KY, but our destination is Columbus, OH, Sunbury in specific.

    Chunk, Happy Tofurky day to you. Choke on it jerk. 🙂

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh and don’t forget “It’s the holiday season, so whoop dee doo and hickery dock!!!” And we’re all gay so equality. 🙂

    Happy Holidays!

  23. Octopus says:

    George says, “Hey.” Also, “There’s something in the oven, I have to keep an eye on.”

  24. Octopus says:

    I put on my special holiday outfit. Still guarding the oven.

  25. Pakimon says:

    Glah!

    Lions running over Eagles as Eagles are as sluggish as fat ponytailed blogger after eating 20lbs of burnt salmon and artisanal cheese.

    And somewhere the Pantie Pilgrim is laughing… 😦

    • Octopus says:

      It sure was nice of the Eagles to decide on man-on-man coverage of Megatron. I mean, the poor guy has been double or triple-teamed on every redzone visit since he was a rookie.

      Note: The Lions aren’t this good, and I hope the Eagles aren’t really this bad.

  26. kbdabear says:

    Flat as the beer that Gus found in the corner of the garage…

  27. poteen2 says:

    More pressure on Charlie in addition to worrying whether DF is really ISTE,

    http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-1126-greenwald-snowden-paris-encryption-20151126-story.html

    Does he support Greenwald/Snowden or CIA/NSA?
    Or just ignore it cuz it’s hard?

    Happy Thanksgiving

  28. rightymouse says:

    **burp**
    /am stuffed

    • Octopus says:

      Me, too. Possibly, me three. We’ll see tomorrow.

      So much food. The weird thing about Thanksgiving, though, is how you wake up hungry the next morning. Your stomach gets stretched and greedy, like Chunky’s every day situation. Luckily, I was able to snag the last piece of my wife’s lemon meringue pie, which is the best post-turkey breakfast, imho. 🙂

      Now, if the Bears can finish off the Pack, we can go to bed quite satisfied. Oops, Rogers might be hurt. Damn shame, with us having them on deck for next Thursday.

  29. ISTE says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    As a visitor to The United States I get a great thrill participating in the holiday spirit.

    Forth July, Thanksgiving.. great. Total strangers give me food!

    I am stuffed… all free and tomorrow I have leftovers!

  30. Octopus says:

    I wouldn’t post this excrescence, if I hadn’t come across this product at Kroger’s the other day and laughed about it. This ad kicks it up a notch, eh?

  31. kbdabear says:

    Do they get 10 percent off on your calendar and 5 percent off the blog membership too?

  32. Bunk X says:

    Puddles the Clown: Folsom Pinball Wizard Blues

  33. Because you're dumb says:

    Puddles: “O Holy Night”

    • Octopus says:

      Puddles has game. Wow.

      • rightymouse says:

        I had a hard time reconciling the voice with the imagery.

        • Octopus says:

          Not everyone likes clowns. 😆

          One of my friends when I was a teen had a father who became a clown with the Shriners, as a reaction to mid-life. He drove a tiny car in parades, went to clown school, the whole nine. He was just a regular nice guy, a little depressed like most mid-lifers. Hey, you have to do something, when morbid thoughts of mortality begin to intrude. It’s either the Corvette, the Harley, the blonde trophy, or clown school. Or, you can dick around on the internet, like me. You need a hobby, though.

  34. Because you're dumb says:

    I traveled today. Columbus and back. I drove back to make a little better time than my little darlings would. Reminded me of my own travels. I used to be on a road band. I’ve been to Boston, Charleston, New York, Toronto, Montreal, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, San Fran, LA, Chicago, and a whole bunch of places I forgot in the North. Plus I’ve been all over England, France, Belgium and Italy. I’ve been everywhere, man.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I’ve been to Dallas too. and New Orleans. I’ve frickin’ been everywhere.

      • Octopus says:

        Me, too. I’ve driven around the country twice, in big loops. Done the whole east coast, and most of the West, except for the Pacific Northwest, which is on the list. Copper Harbor to Key West. NYC to San Francisco. Bangor to San Diego. Buffalo to Detroit (my first trip, as a young squid), and Ann Arbor to Columbus, to smite the ugly Buckeye. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I’ve been to hell and back on occasions. Does that count?? 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    This girl sang the anthem before the Lions game yesterday, and I thought she was great. I like this cover version of Adele’s new song.

    • Pakimon says:

      The late Don Meredith sums up the Eagles season after yesterday’s debacle with this classic ditty.

      Pakimog viewed the Eagles performance with utter contempt and disgust but didn’t mind that Octo and other Lions fans got to watch their team administer an epic ass-kicking to enhance their Thanksgiving chow down.

      As for myself, feasting until my belly was bloated did take away a lot of the sting. :grin:.

      • Octopus says:

        You know, sometimes when your team loses, it’s more cathartic to watch them take a real ass-whipping rather than lose late on a fluke play, or last-second FG. You hate your team, and you want to see them punished. Do you see how twisted our minds get, following shitty teams our whole lives? 😆

        • Pakimon says:

          Heh, tell me about it! 😀

          I’m afraid another horrific beatdown is coming next week against the Patriots.

          Oh the humanity! 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!1!!

    Take one of those little green pills, Chunky. Go lie down. 😆