“Welcome To Little Green Footballs, Pussy.”

Bernie 1

We spotted this oddity a while ago, and it got our attention due to the sudden downdings. What did newcomer “One Last Buddha” write to deserve them? Did the term “Berniacs” stir up the LGF Hive? Here’s the gist of what followed:

Bernie 2

Lotta fish in that barrel to shoot and Charles can only respond with, “Wut?” LMAO at Decatur Deb‘s comment No. 9 about the “Bernie kids,” but she’s correct for once.

[Note that sometime later Charles put Buddha’s Comment No. 3 behind an LGF ClickWall.]

So here comes a new guy, presumably writing at Little Green Footballs for the first time, who posts a vague opinion page, gets jumped, adds a few mea culpas in the thread, and the LGF hive still pounces with downdings and snide comments.

One Last Buddha” gave it one last shot:

Bernie 3

Very polite and congenial, and it garnered a very polite and congenial response from a typical Little Green Lizard-Lapper:

Bernie 3a

“I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.” – Charles F. Johnson, three chins ago.

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163 Comments on ““Welcome To Little Green Footballs, Pussy.””

  1. osprey1 says:

    Okay, time to crank up the payback machine. Back during the Vlaams Belang kerfwaffle, there was a female commenter at LGF who made a comment that European heraldic symbols, coats of arms, etc. were “inherently” fascist or Nazi. Does anyone remember this besides me and can any of you Boiler Room chaps possibly dig that comment up?

    • Bunk X says:

      The more clues the better. I’ll go look in the vault.

      • Octopus says:

        Had to be during the first Stalinesque Purges of 2007. That’s when Chunky’s insanity about finding cryptic symbols of racist, white power-type symbols was in full swing.

      • rightymouse says:

        I think it may have been babbazee.

        • osprey1 says:

          I’m pretty sure it was during that 2007-8 ish time frame. I was thinking it was either Sharmuta, Mandy Manners or Medaura. For some reason I seem to recall that it was someone who was pretty solid as far as being anti-Islamist so that was what kind of shocked me about it, and also made me think Medaura was the least likely candidate but it might have been babbazee. I also seem to recall that whoever it was, they supported Charles at the time but got booted off in the later 2009 time frame when Chuck went all in for Obama.

          • Bunk X says:

            Coulda been Irish Rose, too, but I didn’t spot her on the adjacent threads.

          • osprey1 says:

            No it wasn’t Irish Rose. I’d have remembered that. For some reason I really think it was MM…I spotted her over at the zips in a thread about the Paris massacre and/or subsequent police actions in Paris or Belgium and that’s what made me think of it.
            Plus that article posted at GoV today about Vlaams Belang that references Chuck and that whole dust up.

    • Because olo says:

      I remember the Celtic Cross was a Nazi symbol.

      • osprey1 says:

        Those medieval Irish monks were totes Nazi, bro!

      • Bunk X says:

        A Celtic Cross was spotted on Fiilp Dewinter’s bookshelf. Charles claimed it was given to him by Stormfront, ergo Dewinter and Vlaams Blaang are nazis.

        517 Charles Sun, Oct 28, 2007 9:43:54am
        re: #512 bruxellesblog

        re: #490 Render

        The “Celtic” cross statue in the VB video that has caused so much questioning, isn’t Celtic at all.
        It’s an award from Stormfront. Nice try Atlas.

        Jumpin’ Jesus on a pgo stick, can you back this up Render? Do you have a link?

        If you go to the Stormfront site, the “Celtic Cross” is very prominently featured as their logo.
        It’s ludicrous for anyone to claim that the presence of that symbol on DeWinter’s bookshelf is meaningless.
        I’m going to start an open thread — can we please discuss this issue in that thread so it doesn’t get lost here?
        As for the BNP — they’re fascists. I don’t want anything to do with them or Nick Griffin, and the reaction of that moron Kyle Bristow is a perfect example of the kinds of people attracted to the BNP’s crypto-Nazism.

        • Bunk X says:

          About 3:30PM that afternoon, Charles posted an open thread. The comments have been memory-holed.

          • osprey1 says:

            That is likely the thread it was on but there was a lot of that sort of discussion on LGF at the time, and a lot of people chimed in in support of Charles that later regretted it or ended up being banned themselves when he went full on Lefty after the Immaculation of the Obamanation.

  2. Bunk X says:

    I like “jaleia’s” comment No.11: the GOP wants to send us back to when we were still under British rule. ¡Brilliante!

  3. Octopus says:

    You want to watch, Fatass. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    And he is correct, obviously, because you had to block him.

  5. Octopus says:

    On full-stupid-Chunky, today. 😆

  6. kbdabear says:

    You sound upset Toot. Something he said? 🙂

  7. Because olo says:

    I’m glad somebody does.

  8. OLT's Sparty McFly says:

    Goddamn, these idjits are full of themselves.

  9. OLT's Sparty McFly says:

    Malevolent narcissism.

    Neither fire nor ice.

    Merely this.

    Sorry, Robert. You could not have foreseen this,

  10. Because olo says:

  11. Bunk X says:

    The latest LGF post is classic Johnson:

    Someone Tweeted Donald Trump a graphic titled “USA Crime Statistics” with some apparently fabricated statistics.

    Trump retweeted it without comment, as did almost 6K others.

    A lizard (Backwoods Sleuth) alerted Charles to an early source of the graphic.

    The source is a British anti-marxist anti-semite neonazi who admires Hitler.

    Therefore, Donald Trump is an anti-marxist anti-semite neonazi who admires Hitler… and it’s “Trump’s Black Crimes Graphic.”

    Pheeew.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/45291_We_Found_Where_Donald_Trumps_Black_Crimes_Graphic_Came_From/comments/#cc10975637

  12. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dark and dreary late night in Culver City and Chunkles’ “Racist Sense” is tingling.

    Time to don the Race Detective™ hat and expose the evil oppressive machinations of the diabolical Donald Trump!

    Unfortunately for The Chunkster, he’s off to a less than stellar start due to his “mad programming skillz” 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Of course the error isn’t due problems with his blog. As usual, it’s someone else’s fault 🙄 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Already peevish at having to unknot his tangled blog code, The Rotund Jazzy Ponytail is in no mood for debate. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chagrined about his petulant outburst, the bloated, ponytailed truthwarrior engages in deflection.

    • Pakimon says:

      Rut Roh!

      Here they come like a swarm of angry “racist” bees! 😆

      • Because olo says:

        So not only are certain assertions racist, certain questions are, too. Real open mind you got there, Toots. I bask in your intellectual glory.

    • Pakimon says:

      The Corpulent Ponytailed TwitterDickHead is “under siege”!

      The “fat kid flailing wildly” motif is in full play! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Flailing wildly makes The Chunkster tired.

      And very, very peevish. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Cheetos dust is flying and urine filled Mountain Dew bottles are toppling as Chunkles vents his impotent rage! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Breathing heavily and covered with a sticky residue of urine soaked Cheetos dust, Chunkles finally reins in his peevishness.

      Embarrassed by his petulant outbursts, The Husky Ponytailed RaceWarrior attempts damage control.

      Unfortunately for Chunky, it’s obvious that he’s the only one who is “really worked up”.

      Nobody but him is shrieking and squealing and tossing F-bombs.

      Projection and obtuseness are a bad mix when trying to gain credibility. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Exhausted by his childish tirade, The Bloated Ponytailed Truth Detective ends his evening with yet another link to the same glurge farted out on his trainwreck of a blog.

      It’s even money on whether or not he cleans the sticky urine Cheetos dust residue off himself before he “hits the rack”.

      Coming up in the morning… the inevitable ICYMI. 😆

  13. Jeez, how many F bombs per day has this worthless tard worked up to? LGF is after all the #1 place for discourse on the web!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Yeah you don’t see that from other bloggers because being grown ups and actual writers they, ya know use their words.

  14. Arachne says:

    No doubt the hive thought it was a sock trying to infiltrate as their paranoia grows and grows that Col. Corpulence will be called out in a flounce by one of us. Fun to watch.

    We hide our socks well, little green idjits. To paraphrase the Star Trek alternate universe episode — it is far easier for us, as rational human beings capable of independent thought, to act like crazy liberals goose-stepping behind human weather balloon, than it is for you to come here and act like you have an ounce of critical thought.

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    This is just par for the course for the left which Chunky has chosen.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/22/exclusive-bill-rape-accuser-blasts-evil-hillary-shame-on-you/

    Not only did Clinton rape her but Hillary knew it.

  16. Arachne says:

    If I recall correctly, wasn’t Fatty’s Twitter War with Ginger a year ago about this time? And we were laughing at the pathetic follower count he was gaining as opposed to Ginger, who had nearly double the followers of Fats, who gained something like 2K followers and Ginger gained 14K? I think when the dust settled, Fats had a total follower count of 12K at the end of November. Ginger, of course, got tossed off Twitter.

    So, here we are a year later, and Fats’s follower count has only gone up 2K? Meanwhile, those with any significance on Twitter are almost all at 100K, with tens of thousands of new followers. For instance, Iowahawk went fron 80K to 116K in the same period.

    You’re still a loser, Fatass,

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    At this point she’s clearly just mocking liberal morons like Chunky and his LGF idiots. It can’t possibly escape her that her husband’s many accusers must now be taken seriously, according to her. Broaderrick who was raped by Grab Ass Clinton has a theory that Grab Ass and Shitlery have an agreement to ignore each other’s crimes and transgressions.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/22/backfire-hillary-tweets-all-sexual-abuse-accusers-deserve-to-be-believed-is-reminded-of-her-husband/

    • Octopus says:

      That reminds me of this guy I used to work with, back in the Clinton-intern daze. He was totally in love with Monica, and actually tried to make contact with her after her public shaming. Got no response. Was the fact that he was black the reason he was denied? 😆

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    There’s definitely a direct correlation between Chunky McJohnsuck’s Twitter popularity fail and the skyrocketing number of white supremacist racists.

    We Found Where Donald Trump’s “Black Crimes” Graphic Came From (straight from the neo-Nazi fever swamp) lgf.bz/1I9oScu
    3 hours ago
    A Republican candidate for president is tweeting actual neo-Nazi memes lgf.bz/1I9oScu
    10 hours ago
    @PFlowerstone They’re really worked up, aren’t they?
    10 hours ago
    Oh, go fuck yourself, you pathetic racist loser. @AbbyLovesDems
    11 hours ago
    Fuck off, you piece of shit. @NordStormRising
    11 hours ago
    Sudden influx of pitiful racist idiots.
    11 hours ago
    Another racist cretin chimes in. Buh-bye! @hughfuckinglass
    11 hours ago
    I see the racists are all upset tonight. Good. Bye now. @MatttCarey @anildash @CDMatthewMurphy
    11 hours ago
    Take your “white genocide” and fuck off, you racist halfwit. @NotHipsterToast
    11 hours ago

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Because Black Lives Matter and they need a Safe Place!

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/23/at-least-10-injured-in-shooting-at-new-orleans-playground-during-party-after/?intcmp=hpbt4

    So has the term gun wielding gang thugs been replaced with the word “group”? I guess that’s less racist.

    A dispute between two groups of people in a New Orleans park Sunday escalated into a shooting that injured at least 16 people, police said late Sunday.

    The shooting took place at around 6 p.m. local time after approximately 500 people had gathered at Bunny Friend Playground in the city’s 9th Ward to film a music video, the New Orleans Police Department said in a statement. Ambulances took 10 victims to area hospitals, and police later learned that another six victims had been taken to the hospital in private vehicles.

    Photos of the scene showed emergency workers wheeling some of the wounded to ambulances on gurneys while other people who appeared to be in pain lay on the ground. No deaths were immediately reported and police had few details on the extent of the victims’ injuries.

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    I imagine they’re also worried about the teddible, teddible lethal Climate Change resulting from incinerating all of those oil trucks.

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    So this seems fair. I imagine the idiot Californian libtards will happily pay it by writing a check backed by the taxpayers. Win win!!

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/241434-lawyers-representing-ahmed-clock-kid-mohamed-demand-10-million-from-city-of-irvine/

    • Octopus says:

      😆

      Pay up, suckers.

    • Arachne says:

      I wish him luck. It’s called discovery, dirtbags. And they will depose little ol’ Ahmed and Dad doesn’t get to be in the room. Oh, and they’ll depose that science teacher who will testify to the following:

      Ahmed was not requested to do this project.
      There was no project due that day
      The science teacher told him that he should put it away and not show it to anyone else as the appearance could be cause for concern.

      Ahmed will also be asked to describe every stage of his CLOCK making.

      Oh, and this is a civil action, pops. You’re little darling can be called to the stand by the DEFENSE.

    • kbdabear says:

      Actually WZ got the city name wrong, it’s Irving TX, where the Dallas Cowboys used to play

      • Because you're dumb says:

        And it turns out it’s $10 mil against Irving TX and $5 mil against something called Irving ISD which I assume is also part of the municipality. It’s an audacious piece of con work considering there was no injury to this kid whatsoever. And even if there had been it would have been his own doing. I hope they lose and have to pay for the court costs and out the money they paid their sheisters.

    • rightymouse says:

      No suit has been filed yet per the article at WZ? They want apologies & 10 mil for unspecified damages? To laff.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Peas and Carrots.

    Burt and Ernie.

    Cookies and Milk

    Death and Islam.

    Saudi Arabia Sentences Poet To Death For Renouncing Islam…

    A Palestinian poet and leading member of Saudi Arabia’s nascent contemporary art scene has been sentenced to death for renouncing Islam.

    A Saudi court on Tuesday ordered the execution of Ashraf Fayadh, who has curated art shows in Jeddah and at the Venice Biennale. The poet, who said he did not have legal representation, was given 30 days to appeal against the ruling.

    Fayadh, 35, a key member of the British-Saudi art organisation Edge of Arabia, was originally sentenced to four years in prison and 800 lashes by the general court in Abha, a city in the south-west of the ultraconservative kingdom, in May 2014.

    But after his appeal was dismissed he was retried last month and a new panel of judges ruled that his repentance did not prevent his execution.

    “I was really shocked but it was expected, though I didn’t do anything that deserves death,” Fayadh told the Guardian.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/241373-isis-saudi-arabia-sentences-poet-to-death-for-renouncing-islam/

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    A beautiful Israeli young woman viciously stabbed to death because Religion of Peace or something.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/11/young-and-beautiful-israeli-woman-brutally-stabbed-to-death-by-palestinian/

  24. Because you're dumb says:

    Because white scumbag.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/11/sick-79-year-old-black-man-victim-of-knock-out-attack-by-white-man-video/

    Thankfully he was caught and sent to prison for 6 years.

  25. Octopus says:

    Staggering dumbth. Truly epic. 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    Fatso takes credit for someone else’s work. Again.

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    Meh. He’s one of those guys women folk tell me is just too muscly. Poor guy.

    Now this girl’s got it going on!

  28. rightymouse says:

    BTW, Gussy. You and your lefty buddies don’t seem to be clued in to the fact that when you go around petulantly throwing labels on people because you are incapable of discussing opposing points of view, you’re the problem, not them.

  29. swamprat says:

    Oops
    213
    Charles Johnson
    Politics2 hours, 22 minutes ago • Views: 2,836

    In the ongoing sitcom of the GOP presidential campaign, Ben Carson is now backing away from his statement that he “Saw the Film” of Muslims cheering in New Jersey on 9/11. I’m thinking his advisers pulled him aside after that ridiculous performance and had a few words with him

    • swamprat says:

      FROM THE WASHINGTON POST:

      By Serge F. Kovaleski and Fredrick Kunkle September 18, 2001

      …blah…words… (reference to 1993 bombing)… moar werds…

      then
      ta-daaa!
      Trump trumps!

      In Jersey City, within hours of two jetliners’ plowing into the World Trade Center, law enforcement authorities detained and questioned a number of people who were allegedly seen celebrating the attacks and holding tailgate-style parties on rooftops while they watched the devastation on the other side of the river.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        I think Chunky’s trying to set some record for being completely wrong about EVERY SINGLE THING.

      • swamprat says:

        Charles (via the wingularity)
        2003-04-23 16:10:32
        Right you are. I have a folder called “Abuse” that currently contains several hundred emails.

        I stopped some of it by blocking IP addresses from the Arab tyrannies, but there are a disturbingly large number of these freaks living in New Jersey and Michigan and Montreal, to name three of the worst hotspots.

        annnnd

        Charles
        2003-07-09 08:11:20

        Several people have mentioned that New Jersey has a large Islamic population, and many connections to radical groups. I’ll add that many of the Muslim radicals and nasty trolls who have posted comments at LGF have also been in New Jersey; here is the latest, who posts a link to the web site of Sas Jamal, the founder of the evil ClearGuidance Muslim forum for bloodthirsty Islamic teen

  30. Because you're dumb says:

    Obungle is very concerned for the safety of the terror army’s oil tanker drivers. But wait OH NOES>then they become unemployed with no income. That’s poverty which according to libtards is the reason they become terrorists. So your creating terrorists by burning the oil trucks.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-23/get-out-your-trucks-and-run-away-us-gives-isis-45-minute-warning-oil-tanker-strikes

  31. Because you're dumb says:

    Ralph Nader REAMS Janet Yellin and the Fed. Chunky calls this bad crazy talk when it comes from someone with the last name of Paul. Then again he has economic acumen like he does scientifical. I have to admire Nader’s turns of phrases.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-23/furious-ralph-nader-calls-out-fed-tribune-plutocratic-crony-capitalism-janet-yellen-

    Is it just me or does Yellin bear a striking resemblence to Grampa Munster. Except he doesn’t look as pale and ghoulish.

  32. Because you're dumb says:

    Like any leftist Preezydunce Obungle shits all over his fellow Americans and makes up a narrative to justify it. Just like the third rate blogger Chunky Johnsuck. His goal? Get those fucking Syrians over here asap! And fuck the consequences. Somebody else’s kids will die when they blow up a mall or theme park or downtown shopping center, not his.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/11/president-obama-accuses-gop-of-helping-isis-by-attacking-refugees/

  33. Because you're dumb says:

    No one even bothers to say “I told you so” anymore.

    US Muslim Saadiq Long made headlines after he was not allowed to fly to Oklahoma from Qatar to see his ailing mother.

    Saadiq was on the terror watch list and was not allowed into the country. The left lashed out at government officials arguing that Saadiq was a victim of “Islamophobia.”

    Saadiq was arrested earlier this month with his family members trying to get into Syria from Turkey to join ISIS.
    Will CAIR rally around Saadiq now?

    Of course they will.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/11/far-lefts-islamophobia-poster-child-is-caught-at-syrian-border-trying-to-join-isis/

  34. Octopus says:

    Speaking of helping ISIS, how about this little gem?
    https://pjmedia.com/homeland-security/2015/11/24/msnbcs-no-fly-list-is-islamophobia-poster-boy-arrested-in-turkey-as-part-of-isis-cell

    I wonder if Fatass ventured into the fray, back in 2012. I can’t be arsed to go look. 😉

  35. kbdabear says:

    “EXPERTISE”? That’s like a carjacker calling himself an automotive expert.

    • calo says:

      Charles Johnson, a legend in his own mind.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      He knows about as much about document authentication as the Muslim kid does about clock making.

      • Octopus says:

        Moonbeam McDumbth is really sad, when he’s trying to brag like this about other people’s accomplishments. Just pathetique.

        • calo says:

          The best thing that I can find is that all the “you are racist” bullshit that is being piled up on Trump this week does nothing more than bring his poll stats up.

          *This, from a Cruz girl*

          • rightymouse says:

            Am a Cruz/Carson gal meself. 🙂

          • Because olo says:

            When Dershowitz said that Cruz was off the charts smart, I had a suspicion that he’d come out of the mud wrestling match smelling like a rose, and that seems to be happening right before our eyes. I hope he isn’t peaking early, but suspect that everything is happening right on track. If I had to bet quatloos, I’d bet he’s the nominee. The biggest danger now is teh Donald running third party. That would basically be Queen Hilary’s coronation.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a friggin’ joke. What normal person says stupid things like this about themselves?

    • Because olo says:

      That’s hilarious. Make this the next threat, please. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    I wish I had a nickel for every time this obese slug coughed that one up. Also, I wish Lewd-Wank was part of the Swampass Party, as in days of yore. He’d have something amazing to say, now and then, about something that would stick in the craw of other loser-lizards. Wearing his rusty tin armor, galloping along on his donkey looking for stray windmills into which to chuck his bent lance. Now they all sound exactly the same. Probably because they are the same. Hey there, Chunky!