Mr. Toot takes an ironic swipe at Dennis (or is it Denise?) Raimondo
Posted: November 22, 2015 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Dennis Raimondo, Justin Raimondo, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 93 CommentsAs you all know one of the biggest puss bags on the Internet is Dennis “Justin” Raimondo – a gay, World War II Imperial Japan loving, anti-Semitic jerk who is also a 9/11 truther (i.e. “the dancing Israelis” and “What did Mossad know?’). In many ways Mr. Toot is a soul mate of Justina Denise in that they both hate Republicans and Israel – so it is funny if they get into a flame war on the Internet. My money would be on Denise, er Dennis, I mean Justin over Mr. Toot.
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What I don’t get is if they still believe that Muslim terrorists from abroad killed 3000 people that day to glorify Islam and out of hatred for America and that conspiracy theories are bullshit, then why do they find no cause for concern of the mass unchecked immigration of tens of thousands of Muslims from a region in Syria and Iraq that is ran by terrorists? And anyone who does voice that concern is branded a raging racist wingnut?
Because shut up.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-24/russian-pilots-executed-while-parachuting-turkish-media
So we’re on the side of the guys who did the war crime, right? And against the guys bombing the terror army? I lose track with Obungle’s incoherent foreign policies hatched according to his moods and in between golf outings.
Putin does bear some responsibility though for his own ruthlessness. He shouldn’t be surprised the rebels showed no mercy. And it’s Russia and Syria at war with the US by proxy. Crazy.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-24/caught-tape-syrian-rebels-destroy-russian-helicopter-us-supplied-anti-tank-missile
Maybe this will help.
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SYRIAN CONFLICT EXPLAINED
President Assad (who is bad) is a nasty guy who got so nasty
his people rebelled and the Rebels (who are good) started
winning.
But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now
called Islamic State (who are definitely bad) and some
continued to support democracy (who are still good).
So the Americans (who are good) started bombing Islamic
State (who are bad) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels
(who are good) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad)
which was good.
By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by
the Kurds who want to fight IS (which is a good thing) but
the Turkish authorities think they are bad, so we have to
say they are bad whilst secretly thinking they’re good and
giving them guns to fight IS (which is good) but that is
another matter.
Getting back to Syria. President Putin (bad, as he invaded
Crimea and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks including
that nice Russian man in London with polonium) has decided
to back Assad (who is still bad) by attacking IS (who are
also bad) which is sort of a good thing?
But Putin (still bad) thinks the Syrian Rebels (who are
good) are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the
annoyance of the Americans (who are good) who are busy
backing and arming the rebels (who are also good).
Now Iran (who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not
to build any nuclear weapons and bomb Israel are now good)
are going to provide ground troops to support Assad (still
bad) as are the Russians (bad) who now have ground troops
and aircraft in Syria.
So, a Coalition of Assad (still bad) Putin (extra bad) and
the Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way) are going to
attack IS (who are bad) which is a good thing, but also the
Syrian Rebels (who are good) which is bad.
Now the British (obviously good, except Corbyn who is
probably bad) and the Americans (also good) cannot attack
Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran
(good / bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might
not be that bad after all compared to IS (who are super
bad).
So Assad (bad) is now probably good, being better than IS
(no real choice there) and since Putin and Iran are also
fighting IS that may now make them good. America (still
good) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels being
attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin (now
good) and that mad ayatollah in Iran (also good) and so they
may be forced to say that the Rebels are now bad, or at the
very least abandon them to their fate. This will lead most
of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS (still
the only constantly bad group).
To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims (Assad and Iran)
backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War,
and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the
only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many Muslims
will now see IS as good (doh!).
Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain
and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as
something of a betrayal (might have a point) and hence we
will be seen as bad.
So now we have America (now bad) and Britain (also bad)
providing limited support to Sunni Rebels (bad) many of whom
are looking to IS (good / bad) for support against Assad
(now good) who, along with Iran (also good) and Putin (also,
now, unbelievably, good ) are attempting to retake the
country Assad used to run before all this started?
So this is basically us
IOW, everybody involved is either an asshole, an idiot, or both.
“Hornet’s Nest,” by Tenacious D.
Good summary.
As I said downstairs, it was all over the effing internet that his stats were wrong way before Fartcheeks came along. Kevin Drum at Mother Jones is credited with pointing it out.
But see, Fatso found out WHERE he got it – or at least one of his loozards found where he got it. Except, did they go running around all over the internet looking for stats? No doubt found it somewhere and says “here’s the first tweet”
You didn’t break the story, you shitbag. All you did was find the source.
SSDD 😆
Another reason why I think the French fools and are now flailing with too little too late. They’ve stood by a as French Muslims openly harass and menace Jews. In short Jews aren’t welcome in their society but Muslims are coddled and excused by the liberals. A lot of Jews are now fleeing to Israel and mass murder and war in their famous destination Paris is the thanks they get from Muslims.
http://observer.com/2015/11/young-french-jews-bolt-for-israel-127-increase-since-2014/
And for the 3,187th time in history, Europeans learn that when they look the other way as long as it’s just Jews and dissidents getting persecuted that it doesn’t end well.
But they never seem to learn, do they?
Hey Toot. This is bombast done by a professional. Take notes.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/11/23/why-im-winning/
Excellent. The guy really is friendly to all. People like him.
He describes Toot and his sorry ilk to a “T.”
“This is not what social justice warriors do. You guys hide, you exclude, you specialize, you basket all your eggs. You’ve turned your mastheads, comment sections, Twitter feed and safe spaces into aristocratic digital country clubs like something from the 1920s, ejecting each problematic group, religion, philosophy, subculture, and political bent one by one.
You say your audiences are shrinking but have you even read your own copy? How many of your stories tell some percentage of your readership to fuck off? It’s a lot, isn’t it.”
“Progressives started excluding people for what I’m sure felt like good reasons. At the start, it was just the trolls. Just the fuckbois. Just the conservatives. Just the women who aren’t feminists. Just the gay men. I could go on but I think you’re starting to get it. Those little percentages eventually add up to a majority – what Ronald Reagan might refer to as a silent one. And it has all the best people in it.”
And they are NOT at the swamp! That’s for sure.
Somebody needs to private tweet him and alert him to the fact that the “silent majority” was Nixon, not Reagan.
Other than that, yeah. It’s almost as if he was thinking of Toot. But I know he wasn’t. Toot’s forever a follower.
Knowing Milo, his answer would be – “did they get NOISY under Reagan?”
Which is no doubt why Fats tries to engage him so often. He’s out of his league when he does. Milo is smooth and unflappable.
Milo is an awesome young talent. Chunky is, well…fat. Very fat. And stupid.
And neither straight nor gay.
He’s antisexual, at this point. Used to be pannusexual, until the pannus got so big he could no longer give himself a reach-around.
http://twitchy.com/2015/11/23/nothing-but-respect-new-england-patriots-honor-terror-victim-ezra-schwartz-video/
Nothing but respect as New England Patriots honor terror victim Ezra Schwartz murdered by Palestinians.
Former intel chief calls bullshit on Chunky’s Unicorn Messiah pretending like he didn’t get the intel that ISIS is a huge threat in 2012 and 2013. Like a leftist scumbag Obungle’s perfectly willing to persecute the innocent in order to make himself look competent and so has ordered an investigation of CENTCOM.
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/11/24/former-obama-dia-chief-intel-probe-should-focus-on-white-house/
Money can’t buy him love…or a clean medical record…or, well…
http://radaronline.com/videos/charlie-sheen-sex-tape-cover-up-xxx-videos-millions/
If he can manage to stay out of jail I predict he’ll end up penniless, taken care of by his daddy’s money.
Incidentally when I was a kid and we lived in Kettering Ohio, my mom went back to school to get her GED (she had dropped out in eigth grade). And her night school teacher was Frank Estevez. Yeah, Martin’s brudder. She said he was really nice. Passed away fairly recently:
– See more at: http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/francisco-estevez-brother-of-martin
Sounds like a classy guy.
So what’s Chunky’s big point here? Does he think the accurate actual statistics on black crime tell a good story? Oh right it’s just an excuse to bash Trump.
See, Fats? This is known as clever.
And this is a LOW number of retweets for our man Iowahawk.
I want a drumstick. Assholes shot the pilots.
I think the deep frying he’s talking about involves plutonium, and will make the drumsticks inedible.
Who said I want to eat it? 😆
What else do you do with drumsticks? 😈
Fess up.
See below under your Burge: Hassan post.
This is horrible.
Heheh…Colbert is tanking, just as we expected. Not funny, unless you’re a dim-bulb leftist. Much like his predecessor, in his last decade or more.
Cruz is awesome, Colbert is a loser.
Oh I see. Republicans are obligated to watch a show that basically insults them in a childish manner. Rush predicted that CBS was giving the middle finger to middle America when they hired this clod.
Oh, and it’s all about “they’re afraid to be challenged.” By what? An idiot? Call me when your crowd tunes into “Red Eye”.
I just can’t.
Face. Palm.
I had no idea we could SMITE them with solar panels.
One of the things people need to know about solar panels is there’s no way to shut them off short of throwing a dark tarp over the whole thing. If they develop an internal short, they can really be dangerous, because there’s no kill switch.
And those Solyndra things are like baseball bats. Made of glass. You could probably make a pretty fearsome spud gun out of one of those.
No words….
The UN has put forth it’s thientifical athethment (wipes spit off monitor):
http://www.weaselzippers.us/241561-u-n-report-says-global-warming-has-killed-606k-people-since-1995/
The usual bunch of crap lies.
Some good news, for a change: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/24/severe-blow-al-qaeda-suicide-bomber-takes-out-leadership-key-isis-brigade/
Please, kill each other. No mercy. Fight to the finish, ye martyrs!
Right. Like a Monty Python skit they murder each other in an absurd rivalry. Don’t let those other guys be the most murderous and hateful! Show ’em what your made of guys.
The Sunnis and Shitties will never stop killing each other, no matter what happens with the other infidels of the world. We should supply both sides with flamethrowers.
Putin was killing the wrong terrorists, which happened to be selling oil to Turkey, so Turkey shot the Russian fighter violating Turkey airspace.
Poke at the bear and you might get the claw.
Napoleon and Hitler made that mistake. Real dumb, Ackmed. Real, real dumb.
And yes, they shit in the woods, too.
This is where turkey drumsticks come in….
Visqueen time…
Arctic blast kills bed bugs. Also dumpster food stays fresher, longer..
Every cloud has a silver lining.
But then he has to use the sterno to thaw the food. Major suck.
Goos drinks the sterno and thaws his dumpster food by placing it under his arms.
/ wretch
It’s gonna be so powerful!!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/241632-obamas-powerful-rebuke-to-terrorists-meeting-on-climate-change/
Meanwhile the ever-dangerous Obola admin is about to start WW3 with Russia thanks to the free Syrian terrorists I mean rebels. Where are all the anti-war progressives go, now they seemingly want a hot war with Russia for no reason.
Whooda ever thought a red diaper baby would end up starting Armageddon with Russia?
BTW, I’ve been to Armageddon (Megido). It’s not far from the Syrian/Israeli border where some of the the shit’s happening. It’s smack dab in the middle of the Galilee. If those assholes manage to get there, the nukes have already been deployed.
Now for something completely different.
http://mashable.com/2015/11/23/blogger-bread-vagina-yeast/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#7Ea9zQ35Vaqm
There’s a pussy sandwich joke in there somewhere.
Maybe instead of poppy seeds or other traditional breadcrust toppings, she could toss some pubes on there. Glue them on, with snot. YUM!
There’s a deflouring joke in there somewhere, too.
She’s also working on a special aromatic cheese, fermented with her own E. Coli bacteria.
If you’re Aussie then Vagimite on toast?
I approve.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/360259.php
This “Thanksgivingmanship” from Ace may help you to deal with “grownchildren” on the best eatin’-day of the year. I’m practicing some good “quotes,” myself. 😉
It could also come in handy as a guide to the care and maintenance of a sock over at The Bog. 😆
“Micro-apologies”.
The man is a genius.
This is what we owe Ahmed. A micro-apology.
Dear Ahmed: We are sorry about the whole thing. We obviously should have sent you home to sulk on suspension after your first attempt at interrupting a class. Sorry, kiddo. We let our touchy-feeling “tolerance” get in the way of good judgment.
Also, we’re pretty sure we’d have told a white male student pulling the same shiite to just go to his Vice Principal’s office for punishment. We apologize for treating you differently based on your religion and ethnic background. We promise that from now on, it’s all “zero tolerance like a PopTart gun” around here. Thank you for opening our eyes to our Progressive bullshit masquerading as a virtue.
This has to be the 20th-time he’s tweeted about this bit of nothingness. Stand by for his 20th false claim of being the first person on Earth to realize the stats are wrong. 😆
Of course. He’s DYING to be the one to break a story.
So…..why didn’t O’Reilly have YOU on, Fats? Didn’t have a wide-angle lens available?
I lived in New Jersey. Lots of hate.
2 hours ago
Chicago is like Missouri.
2 hours ago
My impression of Chicago was a city of assholes.
2 hours ago
I drove through Chicago once. Apparently I was a marked man. Chicago is an ugly place.
2 hours ago
He’s like a hunted animal, poor thing. Lives scared, skulking around the periphery, sneaking up on a dumpster or unlocked garage looking for food and shelter. Like a coyote, only less noble. I see him tiptoeing through the dark alley, holding his shoes in his hand for the sake of stealth, lifting his knees up high like a cartoon cat-burglar. Suddenly, a shriek! “There’s somebody out there, Harold!” Another mean place, full of asshole-people, and nowhere to hide on a frigid winter’s night.
Jersey – lost of hate. Chicago – I hate those assholes
Irony meter
Maybe they’d like some actual examples of it, Toot. Or maybe they have better things to do than read through blog comments looking for nazis and white supremacists.
Apparently your followers don’t consider it the Big Untold Story either
Well, we did have a story about how LGF’s comment section had degraded, but the test audience all said “What?”
Oh please – like you read through and COUNTED them?
Not a word about the anti-Semitic comments at the LEFT wing websites, am I right, shitbag?
A trait they share with Obama and Hillary supporters
I’m pretty sure all these videos were deceptively edited.
Prove that weren’t!
(they)
^
Add as necessary
They’re bogus fakes.
Says the man who doesn’t give a shit that Hillary is lying. And her lies have real-world consequences.
He’s actually lying about what he’s commenting on. I saw the CNN bit and they asked Trump’s supporters if they think it’s OK that Trump sometimes says things that aren’t accurate. And that’s what they said they didn’t care about.
CNN has shown themselves to be far left biased so many times so a moonbat like Chunkles Johnsuck crowing about their bit to smear Trump’s supporters is even more farcical and easily dismissed..
Do you ever wonder if the Rachel Corrie family ever thinks, “Gee, it would be nice if Rachel was around. Too bad we sent her to a war zone and said, sure honey, it’s okay to run interference for the terrorists.”
Her parents were as left-wing as her professors who encouraged her to go to Gaza when most normal kids would prefer to go to Daytona Beach for some sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll.
Did y’all see where the Progturds on turning on Dawkins for telling the truth about Ahmed the Extortion Kid?
Yup – http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/nov/25/richard-dawkins-links-isis-child-who-beheaded-man-and-clock-boy-ahmed-mohamed
That’s what he gets for running with the leftists. He’s wants to be an atheist but he’s joined a religion of Progturdism. And they don’t tolerate casual cafeteria adherents.
Sure Chunky. Whatever you say.
Your pathetic attempts to be relevant are so entertaining Chuck. You get retweeted by people with a sad follower count and think you’re reaching a vast audience.
“I crush debate.”
Apparently you think “crush” is spelled “b l o c k.”
The only thing he crushes these days would be anything he sits on. He’s a card carrying member of FAHTASS doncha know.
OMG!!!!! It just keeps getting hotter and hotter and hotter!!!!! That’s why we changed it from Global Whoring to Climate Hoax.