Charles continues to compare the US Right to ISIS

I will not write much as Mr. Toot’s ignorance on Twitter speaks for itself.


Two presidential candidates just attended a conference hosted by a lunatic who wants to execute gays. How is that different from ISIS?

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

The only thing stopping Kevin Swanson from slaughtering gay people is the US legal system.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

This tweet REALLY hit a right wing nerve. Take a good look in that mirror, wingnuts.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

Hilarious: right wing parrots telling me I “don’t know anything about ISIS.” I posted that because I know exactly what ISIS stands for.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

If the US religious right had the power and didn’t fear the consequences, they’d be exactly as brutal and murderous as ISIS.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

Yup, hit a SERIOUS nerve with that one. Right wingers obviously don’t like that mirror.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

Not sure, but I’m starting to get the impression right wingers don’t like me very much. That would really hurt my feelings.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

Just point out how amazingly similar they are to the people they despise, and they’ll rant for hours.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2015

Did Charles just admit he hates Muslims in that last Tweet?

161 Comments on “Charles continues to compare the US Right to ISIS”

  1. swamprat says:

    He has sorta gone godwin, except he transposed one demon for another.
    Take a breath, Charles; the rails on crazytrain stretch out in both directions.

  2. Octopus says:

    “Let’s be clear: Islam is not our adversary. Muslims are peaceful and tolerant people and have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism.”
    — Hillary Clinton in a speech to the Council on Foreign Relations today

    This is an instant classic.

  3. swamprat says:

    Isis has a mirror image on the left, also. Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, Dolores Ibárruri *.

    of note:
    Rush Limbaugh did not write the Anarchists’ Cookbook.
    Ronald Reagan did not slaughter Mao’s millions.
    Pol Pot never led a prayer supper.
    The OathKeepers never fielded a Russian Purge.

    The right is not without flaws, but REAL mayhem, carnage and chaos will be found on the Left.

    *(It is better to kill one hundred innocents than to let one guilty person go.)

    • swamprat says:

      Dolores Ibárruri is the nice lady who said:
      “It is better to kill one hundred innocents than to let one guilty person go.”
      Such a sweety. Big fan of Stalin.

  4. Octopus says:

    What hurts the most, though, is the total indifference of the Left to your constant pandering and groveling. Nobody gives a shekel. Or a sou.

  5. Because olo says:

  6. Because you're dumb says:

    Just point out how amazingly similar they are to the people they despise, and they’ll rant for hours.
    34 minutes ago
    Right wing Twitter is all lathered with hatred of Muslims tonight, and it doesn’t take much to set them off.
    35 minutes ago
    Not sure, but I’m starting to get the impression right wingers don’t like me very much. That would really hurt my feelings.
    49 minutes ago
    Yup, hit a SERIOUS nerve with that one. Right wingers obviously don’t like that mirror.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    @RuckCohlchez @SedaryRaymaker Inorite?
    1 hour ago
    If the US religious right had the power and didn’t fear the consequences, they’d be exactly as brutal and murderous as ISIS.
    1 hour ago
    And the difference between ISIS extremism and religious right extremism is just a matter of capability.
    1 hour ago
    Hilarious: right wing parrots telling me I “don’t know anything about ISIS.” I posted that because I know exactly what ISIS stands for.
    1 hour ago
    @sunsentinello Cowabunga!
    1 hour ago

    LOL! Chunkles is “leading the charge to smear” the entire political right.

    Salon in Full-On Smear Mode

    By Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs
    9/09/08 9:34:31 am • Views: 686
    The irrelevant online magazine Salon is leading the charge to smear Sarah Palin, with two absolutely disgusting articles today, one by Islamic apologist Juan Cole comparing Palin to “Muslim fundamentalists:” What’s the difference between Palin and Muslim fundamentalists? Lipstick.

    Isn’t it delightful too how Chunky called Salon magazine “irrelevant”? When he would now give his left nut just to be a guest there? Just to be MENTIONED there. What a pathetic loser he’s become. I hope he keeps it up though. There’s always a chance he could get back to those heady days of 2008. Yeah right!

  7. Because olo says:

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Oh please. It’s a schtick. He’s getting his ass kicked all over twitter because normal people don’t realize he believes nothing but throwing bombs to get twitter traffic and to “take back his name”.

    “The right wing is just like….” boiler plate.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    And it’s tweets like that that incite anti-Christian terrorists to take guns to college and single out Christians for execution.

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    Social Justice idiots at Mizzou. This is a really good piece by Watters/O’Reilly via

    Pointed out at the end. Social Justice means kicking out the white people. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Pam with Simon Deng, whose family was killed by Muslim slavers and who was forced into slavery at a young age, in the Sudan. Not a fan of Islam.

  12. Bunk X says:

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    I guess this guy just needs a lecture from a Progturd commie puke like Chunky to understand that he’s a racist.

    Egyptian President al-Sisi who this past New Year’s Day called for “a religious revolution” while beseeching his fellow Muslims to re-examine their thinking:

    It’s inconceivable that the thinking that we hold most sacred should cause the entire umma [Islamic world] to be a source of anxiety, danger, killing and destruction for the rest of the world. Impossible!

    That thinking—I am not saying “religion” but “thinking”—that corpus of texts and ideas that we have sacralized over the centuries, to the point that departing from them has become almost impossible, is antagonizing the entire world. It’s antagonizing the entire world!

    Is it possible that 1.6 billion people [Muslims] should want to kill the rest of the world’s inhabitants—that is 7 billion—so that they themselves may live? Impossible!

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    Comic genius!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      If you’ve never said shit, let me slam your hand in my car door. You’ll say shit, fuck and ni**er!

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    Here we go again now.

    But those teddible, teddible conservatives, this won’t end well!

    • Arachne says:

      They released any hostages that could recite the Koran. Nah, nothing about Islam to see here folks, let’s move on.

    • Octopus says:

      Damn those Amish bastards!

      • Because olo says:

        Ever since the Amish started reading those korans, it’s been nothing but mayhem.

        • Octopus says:

          Beards, bombs and blood. It’s the secret history of your “Pennsylvania Dutch,” or, as they call themselves, “Deitsh” – which means “Pennsylvania German.” Hitler was German, and he was pals with Arafat’s uncle, the father of modern terrorism. Coincidence? I think nein.

          Which brings us to this “new” word, cementing the connection: “Daesh.”

          Daesh: The word ISIS doesn’t want you to say — and why politicians are using it more than ever

          We’re going to be hearing this new term a lot, and they’ll tell you it’s an acronym for “Dawlat al-Islamiyah f’al-Iraq w Belaad al-Sham,” which is the full Arabic term for what English speakers translate as the Islamic State, but we know better. It’s our old friend the bearded Hun. Putin understands what has to be done, with the Hun.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh great. Chunky’s Unicorn Messiah is so enamored of Islam he won’t even look at threat intelligence.

    Host of Full Measure and investigative journalist Sharyl Attkisson dropped a bombshell of information today during an interview with Steve Malzberg.

    According to sources close to the White House who Attkisson has spoken to, President Obama is now flat out refusing to accept or hear about intelligence surrounding radical Islamic terror groups.

    “I have talked to people who have worked in the Obama administration who firmly believe he has made up his mind, I would say closed his mind, they say, to the intelligence they try to bring him about various groups he does not consider terrorists even if they’re on the U.S. list of designated terrorists,” Attkisson said. “I don’t know the reasoning for it I’ve only been told by those who have allegedly attempted to present him or been in the circle that has attempted to present him with certain intelligence that they said he doesn’t want it, he said he doesn’t want it or he won’t read it in some instances.”

    • Octopus says:

      One more year. Can this nation survive? I’d like to think so, but it’s going to be a very long year.

    • Here’s a conspiracy thought: Obama and the Left deliberately fomenting terror incidents in order to declare martial law, and cancelling 2016 elections. He gets to stay in the WH.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Let’s face it, it’s actually a possibility under this leftist scum. When they accused Bush of planning the same it was just progturd shit talk. But they would definitely usurp permanent power if they thought they could get away with it.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The amateurs in the Administration moronically tip their hand:

      The Obama administration, via a tweet by State Department spokesman John Kirby, told the Mali terrorists who took over a hotel that it is likely there are Americans in the Radisson.

      The terrorists are still holding the hotel and rescue operations are ongoing.

      We are aware U.S. citizens might be present Radisson Hotel in Bamako, #Mali. @USEmbassyMali working to verify this information #MaliAttacks

      — John Kirby (@statedeptspox) November 20, 2015

      “We are aware U.S. citizens might be present Radisson Hotel in Bamako, #Mali. @USEmbassyMali working to verify this information #MaliAttacks”

      Just in case you want to disembowel or dismember a US citizen ALIVE (like actually happened in Paris’ Bataclan theatre) to make a thorough terroristic nightmare scenario. Or you can just wait until the attacks that are planned here. You make the call.

      – The Obungle Admin – working for Cosmic Equality.

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    Preezydunce Obungle has our back!

    Never mind this big talk from the amateur JV team.

    Sure they lop heads off, incinerate people alive, murder children and disembowel French ladies. But that’s no big whoop.

    So yeah he has our back. Disregard that big knife.

    • Arachne says:

      Is it me or do they look like they’re watching…

    • Octopus says:

      Only problem is, it’s not any warmer, and there are more polar bears than ever before, since we started keeping track. Also, there is no reason to think polar bears would be harmed in any way by a temperature increase of a few degrees, which hasn’t happened, but if it did, no big whup. More polar bear cubs would survive.

      Unless, of course, the desert gets warmer and sandier, causing the A-rabs to flood into the Arctic and start beheading and ‘splodey-doping polar bears. Now the theory is beginning to make some sense… 😯

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Only Eighteen dead today!

    Update 10:40

    Eighteen Bodies Recovered From Mali Hotel, AFP Says, cites foreign security source on number of bodies recovered. Mali gunman, “holding no more hostages,” AFP cites security minister

    Update 9:50

    Reuters reports that supporters of al-Qaeda-affiliated group claim responsibility for attack in Mali citing a Twitter post

    This is the Charlie Sheen approach to securing the free world.


  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Or as Chunky would say….RACISTS!!!!

    EU’s Founding Treaty To Be “Reconsidered”, Seeking End To Passport-Free Travel
    Tyler Durden’s pictureSubmitted by Tyler Durden on 11/20/2015 08:39 -0500

    Bulgaria European Union France Germany Hungary national security New Normal Romania

    Between the French (Interior Minister Cazeneuve: “we’re face with a new kind of terrorism”, and Hungary (PM Orban: “allowing people into our own back yard” who may then commit acts of terrorism was irresponsible), AP reports that the EU’s founding treaty with regard to passport-free travel – the so-called Schengen Agreement – is to be reformed. “We want Europe, which has lost too much time on a certain number of questions, to note the urgency and take decisions today,” exclaimed Cazeneuve, with Orban adding “the founding treaty is currently an obstacle to this and I believe it needs to be reconsidered.” According to Cazeneuve, the reforms will happen by year-end.

    AP reports The Schengen Agreement is to be reformed..


    Sheez a few hundred people nightmarishly murdered in Paris and they go all squishy in the knees!

    • Octopus says:

      The fish are being terrorized by sharks, and we are all being terrorized by moonbat actors. The Brits call actors “luvvies,” which I think is a cracking good term of endearment. First-rate!

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    “I’m confident if we stay steady, keep our heads in thinking creatively but also being strong and committed to our fundamental values, we’re going to defeat Daesh. We always said it will take time. We began our fight against al Qaeda in 2001 and it took us quite a few years before we were able to eliminate Osama bin Laden and the top leadership and neutralize them as an effective force. We hope to do Daesh much faster than that and we think we have an ability to do that. So that’s the effort, and we’re going to continue.


    Reuters reports that supporters of al-Qaeda-affiliated group claim responsibility for attack in Mali citing a Twitter post

    But don’t worry. Lurch has your back!

    • Octopus says:

      The shit-for-brains maroon thinks the blood all over everything is just Heinz Ketchup.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        I think he’s just doing the State dept gig to get out of the house.

        • Octopus says:

          To be fair, Kerry didn’t marry the ketchup-heiress for her looks. It was all about the green stuff. Why is money green? Well, Redd Foxx said it was because “the Jews picked it all before it was ripe.” 😆

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    Because Gunz

    Levi Zilka, 5, was beyond excited when his uncle bought him a Buzz Lightyear toy during his first trip to Disney World. However, his excitement was soon diminished when the TSA threw his precious toy in the trash at the Fort Lauderdale airport in Florida.

    “They said it looks too much like a gun,” said Zilka, “and you can’t bring guns on the plane.”

    “We understand that things are scary out there right now but taking a toy from a five year old doesn’t enhance national security,” said Zilka’s father, David.

    “It was all I could do to break down with him in that moment.”

    Even though Zilka began “bawling … tears streaming down his face, crying,” the TSA adhered to their requirement for “realistic replicas of firearms to be checked.”

    Despite this rule, David still believes that his son was not treated fairly.

    “Why’d it make you so said,” someone asked Zilka.

    “Because,” he said, “they threw it in the trash.”

    Levi Zilka’s not the only kid who got his toy confiscated by the TSA:

    Levi Zilka? Sounds like some kind of Christian or Jew terrorist.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Good thing this is Faux News who never report any truth. Actually the AP. No seriously I noticed how “absurdly” hot it was this year. No seriously I didn’t.

    October was hottest month on record by a long shot

    Published November 20, 2015 Associated Press
    Even in a record-breaking hot year for Earth, October stood out as absurdly warm.

    The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said that last month globally was 58.86 degrees (14.98 degrees Celsius). That’s the hottest October on record by a third of a degree over the old mark, “an incredible amount” for weather records, said NOAA climate scientist Jessica Blunden.

    Related: Fall heat wave across California to peak Saturday

    October’s temperature was the most above-normal month in history. It was 1.76 degrees Fahrenheit (0.98 degrees Celsius) above the 20th-century average.

    “A complete blowout,” said Jeffrey Sachs, director of Columbia University’s Earth Institute. “This year is going to be an all-time record-breaker.”

    This was the eighth month this year when a heat record was set, with only January and April not setting records. That’s a record number of broken records in any year. Records go back to 1880.

    Blunden and other scientists blame a potent and strengthening El Nino on top of accelerating man-made global warming.

    “This is just a new normal,” Blunden said. “I don’t know what really else to call it.”

    Why is it the “new normal” is identical to the old normal? It must be because I’m a racist.

    • Octopus says:

      Such silly nonsense. Somebody slap these fools.

      “A complete blowout,” said Jeffrey Sachs, director of Columbia University’s Earth Institute. “This year is going to be an all-time record-breaker.”

      Do you guys think the “Earth Institute” might rely on the Boondoggle for its lavish funding? 😆

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    RT @word_34: President Obama should also ask former President Bush to speak out against the backlash being created against Muslim Americans.
    24 minutes ago

    LOL! IOW Help me get out of this shit storm you honky racist motherfucker!

  24. Octopus says:

    Caitlyn needs to be sent to a re-education camp, or she’ll never have any Hollywood friends.

  25. pineapple says:

    Fatso is STILL getting hammered on Twitter.

    He whines and blocks because he can’t hold his own with his extreme idiotic views.

    His sole purpose on social media is to convey hatred of conservatives, which stems from the awesome conservative Pamela Geller rejecting his advances.

    That’s what makes him type stupid shit like “ISIS and conservatives are the same”. He’s blinded by his right-wing hate so deeply he doesn’t think things through.

    Toot’s racism against black conservatives is on full display again.

  26. pineapple says:

    Barbie…… maybe you should have offered this to make it happen.

    “I’ll donate $500 to the ISIS widows’ fund”

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    It’s clear Obungle’s not at war with ISIS and is more or less a traitor to America and her allies. He’s worried about THEIR civilians and not ours. Bush had the place under control. Obungle gave it back to the enemy who has already rampaged and murdered 10s of thousands of civilians and continue to murder and are looking outward now for people to murder. That’s blood already on his hands. Now the fucker needs to finsih his job of protecting Americans. Which I’m sure he WON’T do.

    U.S. Pilots Confirm: Obama Admin Blocks 75 Percent of Islamic State Strikes
    ‘We can’t get clearance even when we have a clear target in front of us’

    Jack Keane, a retired four-star U.S. general, agreed with Royce’s assessment of the administration’s policy and blamed President Barack Obama for issuing orders that severely constrain the U.S. military from combatting terror forces.

    “This has been an absurdity from the beginning,” Keane said in response to questions from Royce. “The president personally made a statement that has driven air power from the inception.”

    “When we agreed we were going to do airpower and the military said, this is how it would work, he [Obama] said, ‘No, I do not want any civilian casualties,’” Keane explained. “And the response was, ‘But there’s always some civilian casualties. We have the best capability in the world to protect from civilians casualties.’”

    However, Obama’s response was, “No, you don’t understand. I want no civilian casualties. Zero,’” Keane continued. “So that has driven our so-called rules of engagement to a degree we have never had in any previous air campaign from desert storm to the present.”

    This is likely the reason that U.S. pilots are being told to back down when Islamic State targets are in site, Keane said, citing statistics published earlier this year by U.S. Central Command showing that pilots return from sorties in Iraq with about 75 percent of their ordnance unexpended.

    “Believe me,” Keane added, “the French are in there not using the restrictions we have imposed on our pilots.”

    And the same goes for Russians, he said, adding, “They don’t care at all about civilians.”

  28. Because you're dumb says:

  29. Because you're dumb says:


    What does it represent?

    The number of pick-up trucks that the US military has destroyed in its operations against ISIS.

    Why is it so devastating?

    Does anyone believe that Eisenhower, Patton, etc gave a shit about how many of the enemies’ vehicles the US military destroyed, especially enough to actually count them? Anyone want to venture a guess how many trucks were destroyed in Dresden, Hiroshima or Nagasaki in one day?

    Think about it. ISIS conducts manoeuvers and parades on a near daily basis throughout cities and towns in Syria and Iraq, as well as the vast, open spaces of the desert connecting them. One of the universal symbols of these activities is the pick-up truck loaded with jihadists. They move in columns. The United States military could take out dozens of trucks along with the hundreds of fighters riding within them in a matter of minutes and yet…




    That number tells you everything you need to know about Obama’s War on ISIS:

    It’s really non-existent;

    His heart isn’t in it;

    He doesn’t really care;

    And, ISIS is winning.

    Instead of this:

  30. Because you're dumb says:

    I wish they’d get rid of this chump.

    Sure it’s just a general war problem. Right. He wouldn’t say Muslim if one took a dump on his head. Thanks for your wise words. Oh and shouldn’t he be denouncing Critmus lights because uh….Climate Glurge!!

  31. Arachne says:

    I still maintain Chucky Whineypants’ biggest FEAR is the day he goes to check out this site and gets a message saying “this site has been shut down because frankly there isn’t a single person in the known netverse that cares what this Fat blogger from Culver City has to say anymore. Even us.”

    We will, of course, have a screen shot of Fat’s GoFundMe page:

    Goal: $10,000
    Donated: $3,200 by 91 people in 146 months…..

    • Because you're dumb says:

      That dude who shorted the biotech company had $5,100 in 48 hours. And as far as I know he wasn’t even a blogger or anything. A lot of people just felt bad for him.

      Chunky’s failure is definitely person bad karma. People actively don’t want to help. And to think he threw a huge army of people that he could have regularly gotten donations. Now his Twitter wingman is some freak who sleeps on people’s couches most the time.

  32. pineapple says:

    Funny……. every time Trump gets “smeared” by the LIEberal media his poll numbers rise.

  33. TreBob says:

    Just a little look into how blacks are faring in the racist (per Charles and his ilk) land of Oklahoma. KD’s speech on his induction into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame:

    Kevin Durant was inducted into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame on Thursday night in Tulsa. Here is a transcript of his speech:

    “I appreciate it, all the kind words. I’ll tell you a story. When I first got the call (the franchise was moving to Oklahoma), I was actually on the University of Texas. To come here and to live in Oklahoma, I didn’t know what to think. When I came here, I got to the airport and there was nobody there. Then I went to the hotel and there was nobody in the streets. Then I stayed in the Skirvin and I heard it was haunted. So I said, that’s a rough start. But as time went on, I started to realize the core values of Oklahomans. Hard work, resiliency, humility. It made me a better man and it made me a better basketball player. I can’t do anything but thank everybody who I’ve come across who’s supported me, through good and bad. Through the great games and through the bad games. Teammates, coaches, everyone in the organization. I wish I could take full credit for it, but I can’t. Without everybody, I don’t think I’d be up here. I love you, mom, my brothers, my whole family. My last stage I had all the people up here, but this stage couldn’t fit everyone in Oklahoma. So I appreciate the love you show my family and I and this is truly amazing. A kid from Maryland going into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame. Dreams really do come true. I appreciate everybody. Thanks a lot. And hopefully we’ll be here next year for Russell Westbrook’s induction.”

    It’s easy to see how blacks feel so oppressed here in the Heartland (not). Anyway, classy guy, a welcome addition to our State and a fabulous tuxedo. It’s a shame you can’t see the whole suit.

  34. pineapple says:


    Going out to the our trailer in the desert for Thanksgiving. Looking forward to that. My friend’s band will be playing live in the pool area…. good old classic rock shit. Free potluck too.

    Had to rent a motel room not enough room for everyone to sleep in the trailer. The room is upstairs above the pool so we will have a good vantage point from the balcony for the festivities.

    It’s 85 degrees there today……. when Thursday rolls around it will be 59 as a high and 42 as a low. WTF?

    We have a fire ring that we’ll use at night. Everyone will smell like smoke in the morning…. good times.

    We’ll putt around on the quads, motorcycles and dunebuggy………. there will also be lots o’ beer and we’re cooking the turkey and carnitas underground. YUM

    There may or may not be internet it’s iffy, but I’m staying away from it anyway. Politics have pissed me off this week…… I need the break.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Have fun pineapple. Knock a few back for me 🙂

      • pineapple says:

        Thanks Because, you too……. I’ll knock back a few shots of Jägermeister in your honor.


        • Because olo says:

          You have to have at least one can of sterno in Gus’ honor. Just don’t get any ideas about having a ‘dew in Toot’s honor, because that isn’t ‘dew. And he doesn’t have any honor to drink to, anyway.

          • pineapple says:

            No Sterno….. but we’ll have fireballs.

            Lot of different ways to make them but here’s our recipe.

            1 shot cinnamon schnapps
            1 shot Hornitos or Patron
            2 splashes of Tabasco sauce

            Down it…. no sipping.

          • rightymouse says:

            Lawdy. I think I’ll stick to watered-down Manhattans.

          • Arachne says:

            Here’s my cocktail the “Blockade Runner”

            1 oz. bourbon
            1/2 oz. dark rum
            1/2 oz. Khalua
            Half & Half

            Pour alcohol over highball glass filled with ice; fill to top with half and half.

        • Octopus says:

          Wish I could join you, Pineapple. We have an early appt downtown for the Turkey Parade at my wife-side nephew’s place, and then back to our house in a hurry to get the turkey in for the 6pm planned dinner for my side of the family. About 30 people this year, down from previous.

          Pro-Tip, learnt from my MSU-cursed daughter(in her final semester, finally) and her rotten pals: Put a bottle of Fireball in the freezer. Serve the delicious, icy, spicy aperitif liberally to all and sundry. Nobody complains. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds wonderful! 🙂
      Hope you have a terrific time!!
      We’ll have all our grand-kids and all the kids except the newlyweds. I get to do the cooking for the mob, so posting will be light from Chez Mousie as well.

      • pineapple says:

        Thanks Rightymouse you too……sounds like you’ll be having fun with family as well!


        • rightymouse says:

          Thanks! We’ll have our grand-kids and that’ll be awesome!!

          • pineapple says:

            Yup… 5 out of 6 of mine….. my oldest grandson is 20. It’s conceivable (pun intended) that I could have great grand kids fairly soon.

            I have a daughter 3 years younger than my grandson.(from my 2nd wife). It’s a convoluted family and I love them all.

          • ISTE says:

            I don’t have any family, no wife, no kids, no grand kids.

            All the turkey belongs to me!!!!!!!!

          • Octopus says:

            I don’t have any family, no wife, no kids, no grand kids.
            All the turkey belongs to me!!!!!!!!

            That’s all fine and dandy, as long as you adopt a dog for the day, and give it a big bowl of everything. It can be a stray, or it can be a rescue project from the pound. Just have a dog, if you don’t have any human dependents.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog will be watching the Eagles battle the Lions while drinking beer and stuffing face with turkey!

      Game starts at 12 so Pakimog will get bird in oven at 9 AM so face stuffing can commence by halftime.

      Of course Pakimog crack his first beer when bird go into oven so by time bird ready to eat (or game starts for that matter) Pakimog will be in boisterous and happy mood.

      Last year Pakimog took picture of bird right before it went in oven with first open beer next to it.and texted/sent to family and friends then Pakimog take picture of perfectly cooked bird hours later with mountain of empty beer cans stacked beside it and texted/sent that out to friends and family with caption saying “Cooking turkey is thirsty work!” 😆

      Pakimog will do same this year and have laptop nearby to make comments about game here as it goes on.

      It’ll probably be like reading Gus’ late night tweets but Pakimog work hard to be more coherent. 😀

      Pakimog just sad that Lions play in domed stadium so there’s no chance of blizzard conditions like last year. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        Psssssssssst!! Ohio Buckeyes are playing Michigan State tomorrow & we’ll kick their butts. Don’t tell Octo. 😆

        • Arachne says:

          This dirtbags at ESPN told Pac 12 that they had to schedule Cal/Stanford’s Big Game for 7:30 p.m. because that was the slot they had available.

          I know at least 10 Stanford season ticket holders in my office alone saying that they’ll skip the game this year as that’s too late a start time, and they won’t be home until after midnight.

          Eff you, ESPN. Next year, CAL, tell them to pound sand and get a local station to run it at the right time – after the Michigan/Ohio State game!

        • Octopus says:

          Don’t count that win just yet, ‘Mouse. This is Sparta!!!1! Or something.

          The bad weather forecast is not good news for Sparty, as I thought Conner Cook needed about 400 yards of passing-offense to win this one. We’ll see how this turns out. Next week is my Wolverine Beatdown of what’s left of Buckeye Cheating Nation. We just need to beat Pedo State, to make it a meaningful showdown, rather than a spoiler-situation.

      • Arachne says:

        Why not Pakimog come over to the Mother Ship on Sunday and comment on my alter-ego’s Sunday Sports thread? I could use another smart ass over there.

        • Pakimon says:

          Pakimog will definitely try!

          Only thing is WordPress hate Pakimog.

          WordPress thwart every effort Pakimog make to register but he try again.

          WordPress keep saying Pakimog already registered at WordPress but won’t let him log in.

          Problem stem from registering years ago but Pakimog forgot that password and user ID but WordPress didn’t.

          WordPress won’t help unless I submit user ID or password for that ancient account and since both long forgotten by Pakimog, WordPress say Pakimog S.O.L.

          Pakimog suspect WordPress racist against cavemen.

          Pakimog think WordPress run by woman who bristle at idea of getting in kitchen and making sammiches. 😀

      • My turkey will be in the oven at 8pm Wednesday night, at about 180 degrees, slooooow cooking till after Sanchez breaks our hearts (again). I’ll be the only one not consuming adult beverages for the first time as all three sons are of age!

  35. Arachne says:

    Checked Bob Cesca’s website “The Daily Banter.”
    They try to may themselves look and seem like Breitbart.
    Ranked 15,888 in the U.S.
    Yeah, you’re a real powerhouse there, “podcast affiliate” guy.
    Your headlines read like they were written by a 12-year-old. Which goes along with your junior high comprehension level podcase.

  36. ISTE says:

    I don’t think the events depicted on this post in the late 1930’s were funny. I do not think the indiscriminate slaughter of people in 2015 is funny.

    However, charles tagged this as “Humour”

  37. Because you're dumb says:

    What a contrast. They bend over backward and contort their reasoning into all manner of tortured excuses to get Muslims which certainly contain a subset of terrorists. There is no doubt they will kill Americans on our soil. Yet Iraqi Christians will be thrown out on some trumped up technicality.

    Reminds me of when the German Christian family was seeking asylum. They told them take a hike. While Obungle’s own illegal drunken uncle was here racking up DUIs.

    This is the left. They embrace the low character treacherous scum parasites of humanity and have no interest in hard working honest people.

  38. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunkles evidently finds the absolute truth to be outrageously outrageous. No surprise there.

    Cruz: “In almost every instance Pres. Obama has used military force, it has helped radical Islam.”
    11 minutes ago
    Cruz: “John Kerry should resign in disgrace.”
    12 minutes ago

  39. Octopus says:

    …and yet Fatass McDumbth is totally unfazed by Radical Islam, and their continuing bloody shitshow all over the globe. It’s almost as if he’s lost all touch with reality, isn’t it?

    • Because olo says:

      “Radical Islam” is rasis. In the corner.

    • pineapple says:

      All the libs are out of touch and they are really starting to look stupid. A prime example of this stupidity would be Fatso and his 17 lapdogs.

      The prezzyduce looks like he is overwhelmed. Everything that spills our of his piehole is mumbling nonsense, “uh uh uh uh”. He’s way out of his league.

      Showing hatred to more than half of our citizenry is a dumb move even for a lame duck.

      It’s shameful he ever became president…to me he’s the enemy.

    • CREATIONISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      It is truly evil!

      Chunky says: Go with Islam – the GOOD creationists!

    • Arachne says:

      Because it doesn’t dumbshit. It says Congress will not establish a national church or interfere with forms of worship.

  40. Bunk X says:

    What kind of person follows @Green_Footballs?

  41. rightymouse says:

    The GOP certainly has been busy.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m considering a raid on Bali, myself. No blood spilled…maybe a mai tai or daiquiri. It’s cold and snowy! First shoveling workout of the year coming up, at halftime. Penn State giving us fits, in their overly-loud House That Joe Built.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      All obviously caused by poverty and white microaggressions.

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  43. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky to denounce the Greeks as racists in 3….2….1…..

  44. Because you're dumb says:

    Not Muslims violently attack a man for leaving Islam. Who knows why they care?

    Hillary: Muslims “have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism”

    And visa versa!

  45. Because you're dumb says:

    Crazy radical Islamists are on the attack everywhere.

    So naturally the Iranians are preparing to ….OH WAIT attack Jeruselem!

    BRING IT ON: Iranian soldiers stage a mock raid on Jerusalem, besieging the Al -Aksa Mosque

  46. Octopus says:

    Now they’re saying 11 inches? Damn that Warmening! 😆

    Winter Storm Warning in Southeastern Michigan
    Active for next 8 hours · National Weather Service
    This alert has been updated.
    Posted 2 hours ago
    Snow to intensify further through the afternoon hours.

    Winter Storm Warning remains in effect until 10 PM EST this evening. Hazardous Weather.

    Snow will increase in coverage and intensity this afternoon and persist into early this evening. Snow will become heavy at times with snowfall rates of at least one inch per hour during peak intensity.
    Total Snowfall accumulations will range from 6 to 11 inches with highest accumulations on grassy areas. Snow will begin to accumulate more efficiently on roadways after 4 PM.
    The snow will diminish by mid evening. However, temperatures will fall below freezing, causing increasingly slick roads. Impacts:
    Travel will be adversely affected, especially this afternoon and evening.
    There is a chance for a period of heavy wet snow accumulation which may be able to bring down small tree limbs.

    • Because olo says:

      That’s what they all say about me.

    • Abu Milyo says:

      Got my first taste of shoveling the warmening. At least 6 inches of wet, heavy warmth. I’m gettin’ too old for this.

      I’m in the middle of Mark Steyn’s new book, “A Disgrace to the Profession”. A flock of libtard scientists rip Michael Mann and his “science” to ribbons. A few call out his boorish character. Mostlythey mock the hockey stick. Brilliant of Steyn to publish the Left kicking Mann’s ass.

  47. Because olo says:

    Because which religion, toot?

  48. rightymouse says:

    Go get something to drink or smoke, Gussy. Unless you’re willing to actually have young Muslim male refugees from Syria or elsewhere living in your building, you may want to stop pounding your chest.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m trying to recall a time when Gus actually had a job.

      • Abu Milyo says:

        I sawr (sic) the Thanksgiving comments above and how you have a game at noon. My “da Bears” don’t play Green Ghay until 7pm. Thanksgivingly, I have the next 3 days off to recalibrate my food/alcohol intake back to “normal”. Da Bears are on the verge of being OK, which sucks, since I wanted a high draft pick.

    • rightymouse says:

      Ditto for Curious Burkha. She needs to belly up to the bar & offer to take as many refugees as she can. Double dog dare her.