A statement by Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel that Mr. Toot, the Editorial Department of the New York Times, and the U.S. State Department should all be able to agree on

As we all know, whenever Israel acts to defend its citizens from terror attacks they are constantly lectured about “disproportionate retaliation,” “restraint,” “negotiations,” and the usual tripe about “you make peace with your enemies, not your friends”  plus other such Kumbaya stuff. It seems that Netanyahu has finally absorbed those notions and he has some sage advice for the French Government.

Mr. Toot you have won. Now you can go back to loving the “good Israel” that those evil Likudniks hijacked.

Israeli PM Netanyahu Urges France to Pursue Peace and Restraint

An open, satirical letter from Israel’s Prime Minister Netanyahu to France’s President François Hollande…

My heartfelt sympathies to you and the French people for the unrest which occurred yesterday. We in Israel have a deep understanding of how to deal with terrorism, and wish to share with you the advice we often hear from the world in the aftermath of such incidents.

As you yourself told us recently following a similar act of terrorism, one must protect oneself from militants, but show restraint to not further fuel a highly sensitive situation in the region.

With one’s friends there is no need to make peace. There is no military solution to the problems of terrorism, and this is why you must seek a diplomatic solution. One must understand the pain and needs of the angry, and not respond inappropriately so that there is an escalation of the cycle of violence. One must negotiate even while under attack; conditioning negotiations on an end to violence is a no-win situation. It will simply extend the bloodshed.

The key is to build a New Europe, one that deals with reality on the ground. To close your borders will only lead to further oppression and anger. If you strike at the perpetrators of the attack and their supporters, you will simply extend and enlarge the cycle of violence. Your bombs will no doubt injure some innocent children and civilians alongside any terrorist activists you strike, and that will simply make the victims seek revenge.

As the world often urges us, begin the healing by declaring a unilateral ceasefire! Give peace a chance! Do not allow yourself to be drawn deeper into the cycle of violence. Show restraint.

The above is a satirical letter to France’s President from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.


139 Comments on “A statement by Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel that Mr. Toot, the Editorial Department of the New York Times, and the U.S. State Department should all be able to agree on”

  1. Because you're dumb says:

    Frankly, especially after Charlie Hebdo the French just look foolish. They’ve been warned and warned. And of course, that counsel of restraint has been thrown right out the window with a fit of petulant and emotional vengeance. And it’s so too little too late anyway they might as well ave just taken the high road and said we’re eating cheese and not fighting back. It’s what they do best.


    • Captain Death says:

      Don’t get Geraldo Rivera mad at you Monsieur Hollande.

      • kbdabear says:

        With Jerry Rivers, it’s personal this time because his daughter was in the area and he was frantic that she could have been one of the victims. With elitist proggies, it’s different when one of the broken eggs making the omelet is one of their loved ones.

        • Because olo says:

          Funny how that works. Peter Singer proclaims that old people should be offed, except when his mother gets sick. Then it’s different.

          • Octopus says:

            NIMBY as fuck, these libturds. Ask the Kennedys how they feel about windmills off the coast from the compound.

  2. Octopus says:

    Yes, but better late than never. Bombs away, Froggy!

    That letter from Bibi is awesome. 😆

  3. Because you're dumb says:

    If you bash Bernie Sanders for “stupidly” linking climate change and terrorism, you’re actually the one being stupid defense.gov/News-Article-V…
    29 minutes ago

    Uh no Chunk you are a moron. If you believe the propaganda from the defense department who’s mission under a progturd scum government is no longer to actually defend anyone, then you’re even dumber than the feckless and addled Bernie Sanders. Who’s too dumb to even attack his opponent for being a crook and a liar. Even after she smeared him as a sexist bigot!

    Bernie’s a fricking moron and Chunk’s an even bigger idiot.

  4. Because olo says:

    Still babbling about this. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  5. ISTE says:

    Off topic….

    What needs to change in America is the fact that where I live it is a waste of time going to Walmart on the 1st and 15th of the month. All checkouts open and I was eighth in line….

  6. Octopus says:

    It was hurricanes, stewbum. Not tornadoes. Tornadoes have been as plentiful as always, with some really vicious seasons, as per usual. Hurricanes have been in an incredible drought.

  7. Octopus says:

    Could you unpack that whole “hockey stick” thing, stewie? I’d love to hear your take on that whole issue.

  8. Octopus says:

    Do the blazing assholes think the terrorists are all hotted-up due to it being hotter and drier than usual in the desert? Because…desert. 😆

  9. Because you're dumb says:

    And he’s absolutely right – it is. That isn’t weak, it’s correct. @kristheywood @AlwaysThinkHow
    25 minutes ago

  10. Octopus says:

    Gus! Stop hurting Chunky’s feelings, by pointing to his empty begging-bowls. That’s just cruel.

  11. Octopus says:

    Borderline-racist, stewie. Watch it.

  12. Octopus says:

    I just needed some voxplaining. Now I get it!


    Short version: It’s a big mish-mash of idiotic nonsense, and only a stupid libturd would give this notion more than five seconds of attention. 😆

  13. Dudebro says:

    • Because olo says:

      C’mon, Nick. Tweet it to Toot. I dare you. 2 canines.

      • Bunk X says:

        Charlie’s busy duking it out with someone named @turbofaggots.

        • Octopus says:

          Imagine all the people,
          Knowing I’m obese.

          Update your avatar, Fatass. 🙂

          • Abu bin Ditka says:

            Off topic, Octo:
            Did I hear that your Lions won at Green Bay for the first time since 1991? Regardless, a Packers loss is always welcome news.

            My Bears are 4 – 5 and are throwing away the chance at a high draft pick. I had them winning 4 games all year. This is why I don’t gamble.

          • Pakimon says:

            The Jaguars are trying to throw away their chance at a high draft pick as well.

            Given the dismal state of the AFC South this year, they still have a shot to win the division. 😮

            The Ravens had to ruin a perfectly good sack to end the game with a blatant facemask penalty.

            Did like seeing that young kid the Jags have kicking for them make the game winning field goal.

            He’s a rookie and been having some rough spots this year, especially when he missed those two game winning field goals a few weeks back against the Colts.

            Good to see he him finally get a break. 😀


          • Octopus says:

            The Lions have one thing left to play for, and that’s the #1 pick. Of course they’re going to screw that up!

            On the other hand, seeing the faces of those GB fans as they watched the unthinkable happen, did my poor old heart good. I mean, the Lions really tried to give the game back, but the Pack just didn’t want it. What’s up with them?

  14. ISpeakJive says:

    He gets his ass kicked all over Twitter on a daily basis these days:

  15. KGB says:

    Has anyone looked back at what Chunk was saying in September, while all these scum were streaming across the Balkans and Greece and into the heart of Europe? Was he deriding as racist those of us who correctly pointed out that allowing the Muslim horde free range would bite Europe in the ass?

    • OLT's Excusing The Death Of Tyshawn Lee says:

      I’m trying to figure this all out.

      Once they give Europe to the Muslims, do the Europeans plan to all move to the vacant Middle East with the Joooooos?

      Is that the desired result? Are they finally tired of the cold winters? Do they miss having all the Jooos to hate on? What is the motive? Have they never heard of Florida? It’s got everything the Middle East does, PLUS Cuban food PLUS good fishing PLUS hurricanes PLUS … well, you get the picture. Florida has the heat, the sand, and the Joooos that any Yurropeon is hopin’ to find in the Middle East. Just not all the oil.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    Fox News asks Ben Carson to make sense. You won’t believe what happens next! lgf.bz/1SvfZiR
    9 hours ago

    Chunky tries his hand at lame-o click bait tactics. What happens next Chunk? Oh that’s right I couldn’t care less.

  17. Octopus says:

    “My ass has been kicked all over the yard, and now I’m going to go bugger some code. Adieu.”

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Interesting thing about these Parisian attacks and the last ones against Charlie Hebdo is how the Islamists make no bones about the fact they hate liberal infidels as much if not more than non-liberal infidels.


    I suppose the libtards look at them like they’re protecting some wild predator or something. And the Islamists look at them (as we always warned) like useful idiots.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s so true. The radical Islamists say exactly what they think, and what they’re going to do, and the Left refuses to take them at their word. If there’s one thing we should have learned by now, it’s that the vicious animals who have declared a war to the death with Western Civ mean what they say, and are willing to die for their insane beliefs.

      The open-bordered, multi-culti experiment that is the EU is going to be revised very quickly, and libturds the world over are going to have to suck on that bitter pill. It’s not much consolation to those of us who have been awake to the threat all along, or at least since
      9-11 in my case. We’re still going to face decades of war against this relentless enemy.

  19. Because olo says:

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    The British commies arrest a woman for her over-reaction to the Paris mass murders.


    They revoke her right to free speech, literally take away her freedom and obviously prevent her from doing business possibly wrecking her livelihood permanently. Why? Because they must keep welcoming and welcoming and welcoming Muslims into their society. And it’s more important to do that than just ignore a Trinidadian nail doer blowing off steam.

    In light of that I’m really surprised the Telegraph wasn’t shut down for publishing this. I suppose it won’t be long:


  21. Because you're dumb says:

    Belgian minister confirms Muslim’s conducting war operations out of no-go zones (that according to libtards is supposed to be a myth.)


    …. As well as being home to many ethnic Moroccans and Turks, Molenbeek is also one of the country’s poorest areas. It has a 30 per cent unemployment rate, and one in four of its 95,000 inhabitants does not have a Belgian passport. Like gang violence, Islamic radicalism has fed on Molenbeek’s marginalisation, despair and festering resentment of authority. Police say the most dangerous among around 30 Brussels gangs come from Molenbeek.

    “We don’t officially have no-go zones in Brussels, but in reality, there are, and they are in Molenbeek.”

    So it sounds like Islam is at least as bad as heroin. Let’s import some more!!!

    Just like we said years ago before Chunkle’s brain fell out, Europe is crunchy Muslim toast.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Of course they’ll be denounced as racists for speaking the truth by garbage shit like BLM and Chunky Fartsmell Johnson.

    Student Journalists At Claremont McKenna Speak Out Against #BlackLivesMatter Students: ‘We Dissent’


  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Video: Ben Carson is ready to start a war with Russia lgf.bz/1SvfZiR
    14 minutes ago

    As opposed to being their bitch?

    I like the look on Medvedev’s face. It kind of says “I didn’t even have to ask that bitch for some head”

  24. Because olo says:

  25. Because you're dumb says:

    And Octo gets the cigar having called this one a couple days back.


    I’ve never found that guy amusing like some do. And now even less so.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a pig.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        And you know there’s something wrong when he tosses this aside in order to frolic with porn whores.

        As I recall their marriage began to collapse when she found pornsites on their shared computer history. Also a gamble-holic as I recall.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They usually don’t let this stuff out til they’re on their last days.

    • rightymouse says:

      I thought it was Downey Jr. Didn’t even think of Sheen. Duh.

      • Arachne says:

        Well all the references I heard were to an “A” list celebrity. Sheen hasn’t been A list for about five years.

      • Octopus says:

        My dirty little secret of being a celebrity gossip hound has finally won me something. I’ll take that cigar. 🙂

        ‘Mouse, Robert Downey, Jr. is a clean-living martial artist now, who hasn’t touched a drop or a drug since he got out of prison the last time, about a decade ago. That’s the story, anyway, and I haven’t seen any rumors to the contrary. What a turnaround that guy pulled off. (clap-clap)

        • Octopus says:

          I think Sheen is A-list for life, no matter what, just due to his family history and hi-profile celebrity. His serious movie-acting ended a long time ago, but he’s still very popular on TV, for whatever reason. I’ve never watched either of his TV shows, to be honest. Just a scene here and there, and meh. Whatever, dude.

        • rightymouse says:

          I had read about Downey’s life turn-around, but he had been so naughty that I figured he had gone back to the dark side. I should have realized it was Sheen with the porn star references and his penchant for orgies, but, like Arachne, was thrown by the A-list actor reference.

          • Octopus says:

            Downey was a very bad little boy, back in the day. His parents gave him drugs and alcohol when he was very young, which is always a great idea. Hippies do make the best parents.

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky’s Obungle Messiah has called the veddy veddy unfortunate attacks in Paris a “setback”.


    I see he wasn’t willing to go so far as to call it unacceptable. That he reserves for blacks going out and hunting down white cops and murdering them in cold blood. That’s just going a tad too far.

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    Finally Chunkle’s hero Preezydunce Obungle shows a little flash of anger toward the enemy. No not ISIS. Republicans, of course!


  28. Because you're dumb says:

    Everyone else sees an horrific brutal and cruel act of mass murder and mayhem.

    Gus sees a gold mine of waffle jokes.

    Intelligence sources suggest yellow cake being smuggled out of Belgium as waffles.
    54 minutes ago
    We must invade Belgium immediately to halt the threat of Waffles of Mass Destruction (WMD)!
    59 minutes ago
    Belgian waffles to be renamed Freedom Waffles immediately! twitter.com/TheSkeptical1/…
    1 hour ago

  29. Because you're dumb says:

    Isn’t this Gus’ company that he’s always complaining about?


    Their CEO is a libtard who Tweeted a picture of Donald Trump as a steaming pile. He’s got the business sense of Turncoat Toot who threw away a thriving website in exchange for 11 mental midgits. This guy wants only left wing people of quality using his service, I guess.

  30. kbdabear says:

    How the fuck would a fat stupid doofus sitting in his pigstye in Culver City “know what ISIS wants”. According to Toot the Terrorism Expert, ISIS wants us to lash out, refuse refugees, bomb them, and vote Republican.

    Shouldn’t you be out looking for a new car, Toot?

    • Arachne says:

      Don’t worry, Senor Shitbag. I’m sure Geratric Dementia Brown and other Democrat governors will pick up the slack. Culver City sounds like a good place.

      Notice your big replies came from people with a combined follower count of less than 100. Sure are picking up the heavy hitters in your follow, pal.

    • rightymouse says:

      Why should the U.S. give a flying shit what ISIS wants or doesn’t want? But if it’s so important to you, go ahead and give your home address as a place they can stay, m’kay? Isn’t there a mosque near you where some guy pointed his fingers at you & went ‘pew, pew’ pew’ years ago and you wet your pants?

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    To the Regressive Left:


    It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
    It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:
    “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”
    “No you didn’t.”
    “Wait, what? Yes we did…”
    “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”
    “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”
    “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”
    “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”
    “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”
    “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”
    “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”
    “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”
    “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”
    “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

  32. kbdabear says:

    That’s been circulating around the proggie terrorist hugging SJW crowd all weekend.

    Real passport or not, investigators know that two of the terrorists were processed through Greece refugee checkpoints.

    But Toot will find the REAL terrorists, those Belgian Nazis!!!!

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Wow, are they itching to blame the Mossad, or what?

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, the fact that one of them said he was with ISIS before he was shot or blew himself up – let’s ignore THAT, too. BTW, how did anyone at any of these places get close enough to plant a passport on the suspect? And where did they get their hands on a fake Syrian passport?

      I’m sorry, Social Justice Windbags, but are you claiming that Islamic terrorists are NOT responsible for this. That it was what – Episcopalians?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There’s a French inspector in Paris name of Clouseau that carries around spare Syrian passports waiting for JUST the right crime to come along. Very clever.

    • De Nial, that’s the river in the Middle East, right?

  33. Because you're dumb says:

    Another tactic by leftards. Smear all religions because one, the one they want to be a protected group has people going out and committing violence every day.

    Yale theology professor Miroslav Volf argues that all religions are basically the same—equally prone to fanatical violence and to peaceful love of neighbor—and thus should be treated in exactly the same way.


  34. Because you're dumb says:

    Preezydunce Obungle’s sole legacy accomplishment is an utter failure.


    And to think they created a website for it that didn’t work at all and doesn’t secure people’s private data but did cost $600 million.

    No one seems to want to talk about it anymore.

  35. rightymouse says:

  36. Because olo says:

  37. Because olo says:

  38. ISpeakJive says:

    Let’s see. ISIS wants us to take in as many Muslims as possible, the more the better. Yes, you’d better let all of us into your countries so we can swamp you demographically, or we’ll bomb you until you do!

    Yeah, that makes sense! Come on over!!!!

  39. Because you're dumb says:

    Attention Conservatives: Calling Them “Islamic Terrorists” Gives Them Legitimacy lgf.bz/1WWgnh0
    17 minutes ago

    LOL! Let’s face it even a lot of liberals are wondering why it is they aren’t supposed to use the term Islamic terrorist when it’s exactly correct. Here’s a very late and tortured explanation that’s about as effective as Chunky claiming he was brainwashed by wing nuts. Because ya know Islamic terrorist is such a prestigious term! Obungle’s really marginalized them and put them into a depressed funk by not giving them their earned TITLE!!

    No Chunk, everyone knows the real reason is plain old libtard political correctness. Because we wouldn’t want to anger the intolerant Muslims by pointing out that many of them are murderous scumbags. If we did they might not want to come here in droves, build mosques, take over entire communities and commit more atrocities here in the US.

    • Because olo says:


      Better not call VLAAMS BELANG fascist then, because that just gives them legitimacy.

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Ha! Right! We wouldn’t want them thinking they’re another Nazi party. They’d just get all big for their britches and full of beans. 😆

  40. ISpeakJive says:

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He would never resort to foul language, except for mass murdering barbarians and Republicans of course.

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass got his Waddling Orders to promote Oliver’s idiotic piece of insipid dreck, and followed through with great fucking elan. Well-done, Chunky. You can cut-and-paste like a champ.

      Meanwhile, Ace handled the embarrassing attempt at “outrageous humor” the way a smart, rational adult would do: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/360110.php

  41. Because you're dumb says:

    Palestine Texas campsite murder story, worse and worse lgf.bz/1My8nZi
    28 minutes ago

    Because white guy murderer in Texas. He doesn’t give a shit about all the gang and drug atrocious murders. Couldn’t care less about Islamist murders (except to demonize right wingers). He’s a tiresome and transparent idiot.

  42. Because you're dumb says:

    Ben Carson Says Al Qaeda Wasn’t a Threat in 2003 lgf.bz/1Myij53
    11 minutes ago

    He said not an existential threat you pinhead.

    Note the partisan liars at NBC news are just as crooked and purposely inaccurate as Chunky.

    Carson: al Qaeda Was Not A Threat In 2003
    NBCNews.com‎ – 9 hours ago

    Carson’s point is ISIS is now becoming an existential threat to the West.

    “A lot of Americans really think back to 2003, and they remember [late Iraqi President] Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda,” the retired neurosurgeon said at a rally in Nevada on Sunday, according to NBC News. “They say, ‘We never should have gone in there and destabilized it.’ And they may be right about that.”

    “But here’s the problem: Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda at that time was not an existential threat to us,” Carson added.
    “The global jihad movement is an existential threat. They want to destroy us and everything that has to do with us.”

  43. Captain Death says:

    When it comes to Obama, “pitiless war” is restricted to Republicans, Conservatives and “Western” culture and the Free Market ONLY!

    • pineapple says:

      Paul Ryan better step up because we have another year with this piece of shit Preezydunce Obummer.

      I’m glad 24 governors have said NO to the refugees, some Dems,

      Too bad I don’t live in one of those states.

      Of course it’s highly likely Paul Ryan won’t step up and the governors will have to take the refugees.

  44. Because olo says:

  45. JimboXL says:

    Now they are saying a passport was planted? Next they’ll say it was a ventriloquist in the crowd projecting his voice saying Allah Akbar while these killers mowed innocents down. It is a truly frightening position for all of the normal people to be caught between the lunatic Muslims on one side and the lunatic Progressive pigs on the other.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s maddening at times, living in this insane funhouse of a country, where nothing can be called by its real name. But where would you move to? Mars, maybe. But only if Damon is gone by the time you get there.

    • Because olo says:

      They’re getting into “Cheny planted explosives” territory. 🙄

      I think I hear black helicopters.

      • Octopus says:

        Kerry’s yacht was seen cruising down the River Seine, shortly after the shooting died down Friday night. Watch them try to cover that up.

  46. kbdabear says:

    They’re the JV Team that’s been contained and is on the run, right Toot? Keep copying and pasting those talking points.

  47. Octopus says:

    They’re like, wild-eyed fanatics, looking to kill anyone who refuses to convert.

    But they do serve nice baked goods and coffee after church on Sunday. They have bowling leagues, which are fun, wholesome entertainment. If the Christers didn’t have this compulsion to blow people up all over the world, they’d be fine citizens, welcome anywhere.

  48. Octopus says:

    In defense of Kate Upton, and her five pounds of extra-padding…leave Ms. Upton alone, you bastards! She’s a national treasure. 😡

    There’s rumors going around that Kate Upton is fat. It’s not a rumor so much as an observation made by people too scared to call it a fact. She’s getting thick again, even post-Photoshop. The bigger question is, who cares? I was going to say, just how gay are you, but not after France. Why don’t you make a list of all the times you turned down a good looking woman because she was a bit chunky? If you’ve got an exercise counter on your wrist you’re not in this conversation.

    The world has adored fat chicks for eons. They carry their own luggage and when you’re a shitty boyfriend, they get sullen and eat quietly in the corner. Compare that to a raving skinny girl throwing your shit out of the window and running eight miles of angry. Anybody can be fat these days, but looking like Kate Upton and needing to drop ten to twenty, that’s the ticket. Cy Young Award Winner sperm doesn’t just fly onto any fat girls shoulder.

    • Because olo says:

      BINGO! These “guys” who like titless, buttless women really like boys. Me? I like women who look and feel like women.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Leave Kate alone you bastards.

      She and I will sort all this out on our own. I’ll decide after a lengthy inspection if she needs to lose weight or if she’s just fine the way she is.

  49. Octopus says:

    Teh begging-bowl has now gone unfed for over a month, since Chunky’s last anonymous donation to himself. It’s so bad, he doesn’t even bother to try priming the pump anymore. 😦

    Take it down, Fatass. You don’t need this reminder of how nobody gives a rat’s patoot about your buggy swamp-ass blog, every day. You need money. Get a job. Any job. Swallow your pride, like it’s a rancid avocado and government cheese sandwich, and go see if McDonald’s is hiring. Free food!

  50. OLT's Excusing The Death Of Tyshawn Lee says:

    If Stalker Charles knows what Daesh wants, shouldn’t the FBI and CIA be checking out all his communications, etc.?

    How is he tied into their network such that he gains this knowledge? That’s a red flag.

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