Charles needs money for his car accident

After living the life of a shut in for nearly a decade, Charles decided to leave his dwelling. The result was a car accident due to his eroded driving skills.

Total loss

Charles now needs money for his accident. Let us see if his minions pony up the money.


125 Comments on “Charles needs money for his car accident”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Sounds like Fatso’s been reading up on Nigerian scams. Sorry, but I don’t believe a word of this.

    • Arachne says:

      Me neither. As I said on the other thread, if this is the first time he’s mentioning the “fender bender” and is trying to say it all happened on the same day, he’s fulla shit.

      Actually he’s fulla shit anyway.

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t understand how an insurance company wants to declare his car a total loss the same DAY as the accident which is supposedly a fender-bender? Where’s the quote to fix the car? Insurance companies want pictures, police reports, etc. These things take days. He’s totally full of it. His GoFundme bowl hasn’t budged either.

        • Octopus says:

          None of this makes sense. It’s a desperate ploy.

          • Bunk X says:

            I call bullshit. Which insurance company declared it to be totaled? Chuck’s or the other driver’s? Either way, all he has to do is hold off settlement until one or the other provides him with an operable replacement of the same or greater value, like this:

          • Because olo says:

            Robin! To the Buttmobile!

      • Abu bin Squid says:


      • Captain Death says:

        He is as honest as those Indian “I work for Windows” scammers.

  2. PeteP says:

    I’m puzzled as to why he would need a car for. He never goes out so it’s just an unnecessary expense for him. Yeah, I’d call BS on this.

  3. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that, given all the climate change rhetoric, no one in the cult called him out for driving the Montero in the first glace, in light of the fact that it churns out a whopping 592 grams of CO2 per mile, and averages about 15 mi. per gallon:

    (he doesn’t specify a year, but he said it’s an older model so I’ll take it that it’s as old as his avatar)

    I assume he’s not loading up the kid’s soccer balls in the back and taking them to practice. Wait, maybe he needs it to tow a boat?

    • Arachne says:

      You know, if it wouldn’t get me in trouble, I’d run a check of automobile registrations to see if he actually owns a car. And no, you don’t get it resolved that day. Like I said, you report it to YOUR insurance company, and they take it from there. And it doesn’t get resolved in a day.

      Frankly, I would not give him a cent until I saw photos of the accident and a redacted incident report. And oh yeah, a redacted copy of the offer letter from the “at-fault” driver’s insurance company.

      • Abu bin Milyo says:

        I work in Workman’s Comp alongside Liability peeps and NOTHING gets done in 1 day. Adjusters of all stripes spend 40% of their day documenting calls and returning them.

        His lies are an attempt to fill his begging bowls.

  4. Arachne says:

    BTW, what’s the estimate to fix your car, Fartso? Because they aren’t going to TOTAL your car, especially if it was a “fender bender” if the estimate to fix it is less than its worth.

  5. KGB says:

    How’s Chunk responding to this whole Missouri situation? Is he, proud SJW that he is, firmly behind the kicking and screaming brats that are now apparently running the school? Is he backing to the hilt the surely fraudulent story of fecal swastikas?

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah, nothing to comment on there…

    • Arachne says:

      I’m willing to bet that the majority of those protesting on campus were members of the Soros rent-a-mob left over from Ferguson and looking to renew their $5K stipend. My belief on that blocking of the media from the safe space of the little darlings was to give them time to feed a tale fit for the telling to those non-students so that they wouldn’t look like deer in the headlight dumbasses with no backstory once a microphone got shoved in their face and cameras were rolling.

      Frankly, I think the rest of the student body should claim Occupy Mizzou is making them feel unsafe and perhaps the rest of the campus should be their safe space and you can build a cyclone fence around the Soros “Student Body.”

      • Octopus says:

        This whole season of “South Park” seems to have been written with precognition of this obscene Mizzou farce. Learn this happy tune:

        • Arachne says:

          I somehow managed to see this episode. It was HYSTERICAL – and skewered these “safe space” jerks.

          Why don’t we all just walk around in those huge plastic spheres with your favorite group playing on the speakers,. Then NO ONE will be able to bother you.

          I also notice that thems that scream the loudest about SAFE SPACE!! are usually the biggest shit stirrers that make everyone uncomfortable.

  6. pineapple says:

    Fatso has his panties in a twist over this tweet.

    Here are Fatso’s own words:

    “Welp, here’s one of the ugliest images I’ve seen so far this year, as cyberstalker Chuck C. Johnson poses with his arm around the racist killer of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman. This is exactly the kind of person Chuck admires: a guy who murders a black teenager and gets away with it, then boasts pathologically about it on Twitter.”

    Never mind that GZ was found not guilty.

  7. TreBob says:

    ChenZhen, as the Minotaur said:

    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that, given all the climate change rhetoric, no one in the cult called him out for driving the Montero in the first glace, in light of the fact that it churns out a whopping 592 grams of CO2 per mile, and averages about 15 mi. per gallon:

    This ^^^^

    The next time Charles spouts his AGW dogma, I’m gonna tweet my ass off about him driving an evil SUV. (should be anytime now.)

  8. brian mulhearn says:

    I thought climate change suckers hated oil, and did not drive gasoline fired engines.

  9. Because you're dumb says:

    Because when you think small carbon footprint and eco-responsibility this comes to mind?

    But as Chen said it’s not even slightly surprising the fat old turncoat is a complete hypocrite about one of his supposed most favorite pet causes. Like everything else he shoots his mouth off about it’s not going to be him that lifts a finger or changes his behavior.

    Just like he pretends to be such a champion for the minorities but has never done a single thing for them. Instead he shits all over people who do walk that talk such as George Zimmerman’s teaching black kids reading. Or Pam Geller’s foundation to help women mistreated under Islam. But of course talks up Shrilldebeast who’s essentially stealing from the poor by calling her foundations a charity when only 6% goes to help anyone. And instead just uses it as a travel slush fund and a place to give her old cronies and family cushy jobs doing nothing.

    • Arachne says:

      He said it was an older model, of course, which means its highway/city mileage was a lot WORSE.

      • Octopus says:

        On my drive back from PA today I passed a young dude in a newish Prius, with a “Bernie 2016” sticker on the back bumper. It was raining cats and dogs, and blood and frogs, and it probably would have gone unnoticed if I had yielded to my atavistic impulse to force him off the road and into the misty gulch, screaming soundlessly in my rearview through his stylish goatee. I’m glad I didn’t go to that dark place. I have a powerful conscience, unlike Dear Fatass, who can erase whole decades of thoughts and actions with a simple overnight change of mind.

  10. ISTE says:

    real world problems…

    Not 100% where the boards went but 100% sure they will fail.

    Popcorn time. You ever see a tantalum bead let go?

  11. kbdabear says:

    This is at least the second time in Toot’s life that he’s begged for money to buy a used car..

    But shouldn’t Toot be glad that he’s rid of the planet killer? MTA buses go through Culver City regularly, and he’d get a chance to be close to his black and Mexican comrades.

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. What a completely immature idiotic moron. He’s a childish clown version of a liberal that even liberals find annoying.

    Great question from Fox anchor: How would you prod a lazy single mom to get off her ass and go to work?
    12 minutes ago
    Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee are fresh from their appearance with a psycho right wing pastor who wants to execute gays.
    15 minutes ago
    “Obozo and criminal Hillary” LOL @TheRealTD1
    17 minutes ago
    Bobby Jindal now blatantly lying that Louisiana’s economy is booming.
    18 minutes ago
    @TheRealTD1 LOL here we go.
    19 minutes ago
    “Fair tax” n. 1. A Republican scheme to shift even more money into the pockets of the super-rich.
    22 minutes ago
    @arcsofcommand “Oodles” is the polite version of “shitload.”
    26 minutes ago
    The Fox Business GOP Clown Car Debate 1: The Kiddie Table
    28 minutes ago
    What you need to know about tonight’s #GOPDebate: and of course, oodles of xenophobia and fear-mongering. Oodles, I say.
    29 minutes ago
    What you need to know about tonight’s #GOPDebate: there will be many moments of inadvertent comedy.
    30 minutes ago

  13. kbdabear says:

    VB has the same sucky skills at humor that Toot does.

    BTW, using gay marriage as a slur is a grave offense against the SJW community. Toot retweeted it, let’s see if any SJW’s object to him using gay marriage as an insult… “BUT I DIDN’T WRITE THE TWEET!!!”

  14. kbdabear says:

    Have a comment stuck in moderation when one of the admins have a chance to unstick it

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky believes this guy when he says he’s black.

    But these guys are liars:

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    Better not drink when the Fox clones say “substantive.” You’ll be under the table before you know it.
    10 minutes ago

    Yeah that’s got to be a really annoying word for someone who believes the dumbest leftist lies, is a flagrant hypocrite and has demonstrated he stands for nothing. Oh and tries to swindle people out of money online for doing and producing nothing useful or meaningful, i.e., substantive.

  17. Octopus says:

    Shaun doesn’t even try to be black, as Dolezal did with the orange spray-tan. He’s as white as a fucking ghost. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Now is the time on Gus where we laugh…

    Because/ Yip idiotic.
    1 hour ago
    PC is relative for dummies.
    1 hour ago
    You’re an idiot.
    1 hour ago
    You are dumb.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Pitty your soul.
    2 hours ago
    2 hours ago
    Foo Fighters – Best Of You
    2 hours ago
    Foo Fighters. Walk.
    2 hours ago
    No dummy here/
    2 hours ago

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  19. pineapple says:

    Great debate, moderators were unbiased. Quite refreshing after the debacle that was the CNBC debate. They stayed on point and it was mostly about the economy.

    It was a Republican debate for people who vote Republican.

    Not some libtard media dog and pony show this time.

  20. Octopus says:

    Just for the record, i would like to point out that Gus’s mention of the Fighters Of Foo’s “Walk” is not an absurdist, loser-ish notion like the rest of his dribbling idiocy. It’s a great song, most humans would find inspiring and motivating. Unfortunately, he’s not receptive to any kind of motivation, and continues to live in the alley, wristing off donors and diving in dumpsters for dinner.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Same here. I watched my recording of Bears/Raiders from last night. Couldn’t believe da Bears pulled that one out. Rivers is machine-like but Cutler just grinded it out. Pretty good game.

    • Calo says:

      There’s one DoD member that has been kind to Gus over and over again, offering side jobs for cash, offering to pimp a GoFundMe account for his broken ankle, and that’s Bunk.

      But, Gus just can’t keep past his Master, LGF.

      • Bunk X says:

        Gus told me in a DM that he was scared that I’d out him, as if I’d somehow benefit from it, but my offers were genuine.

        There were times when the Boiler Room Crew positively identified some lizards of interest, but we unanimously agreed to squelch that information based upon ethics. Had we outed them, our trust, credibility and reputation would have suffered, and we’d have been viewed as no better than slime of the Charles Johnson variety.

        • Pakimon says:

          Gus was also scared that accepting help would also mean being expected to find and retain a job.

          That would put a serious dent in his Twitter time.

          • Octopus says:

            “Outing” Gus means getting him out of bed in the morning, and out of the garage to do an honest day’s work. The horror!

        • Arachne says:

          Yep. Despite Fat’s screeching about us, shitbag moves is not what we DO.

      • Arachne says:

        Calo – you need to bring Kitty avatar over here! I barely recognize you when you’re “blue”.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    Way to co-mingle, Schmuck.

    What a scam.

    What a fraud.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Carly Fiorina just described herself as “a chief executive who’s had to save jobs.” Thousands of former HP employees might disagree.
    17 minutes ago

    Says the great business thinker Chunkles The Fat Clown Johnson who took a successful blog and parlayed it into a sparsely visited echo chamber of the dumb that obviously doesn’t even pay his bills.

    Thanks for echoing a mindless canard as if Fiorina were the first exec to have to do lay offs. You pretend your hobby is a business and you haven’t created job one except maybe down at the Cheetos factory.

    And your hero Unicorn Messiah Preezydunce has after six years widened the gap between rich and poor and can point to a new army of highly degreed waitresses and bartenders as an economic miracle. And his investments of our taxpayer money in Green swindles and failures and the GM bailout is billions and billions in the red. Hey maybe you can help GM by buying another gas hog CO2 burper from them which is their only profitable product (trucks).

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot shouldn’t even have to beg for money for a used car when GM is moving their channel-stuffed inventory and padding their sales figures with “NINJO” loans. No money down, no good credit score needed, steady job not required.

      They do tend to be persistent when the monthly payment is a day late though…

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunkles the business genius just mocked the GOP candidates for not wanting a minimum wage hike. Great idea Chunky. Let’s pass a law that prices human employees right out of the business model.

    Dear Striking Fast-Food Workers: Meet The Machine That Just Put You Out Of A Job

    According to public data, the company’s robot can “slice toppings like tomatoes and pickles immediately before it places the slice onto your burger, giving you the freshest burger possible.” Unlike human workers, the robot is “more consistent, more sanitary, and can produce ~360 hamburgers per hour” or a burger every 10 seconds.

    Furthermore, future generations of the device “will offer custom meat grinds for every single customer. Want a patty with 1/3 pork and 2/3 bison ground to order? No problem.”

    As the company’s website adds, “our various technologies can produce an ever-growing list of common choices like salads, sandwiches, hamburgers, and many other multi-ingredient foods with a gourmet focus.”

    But most importantly, it has no wage demands: once one is purchased it will work with 100% efficiency for years. And it never goes on strike.

    As the company’s co-founder Alexandros Vardakostas told Xconomy his “device isn’t meant to make employees more efficient. It’s meant to completely obviate them.”

    Hey they can always get a job as a bartender!

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot could never be a bartender. During the busy times you need to have the brainpower to get multiple drink orders right, and during the slow times you need a personality to keep the barflies inside.

      I’m all for the fast food robots. Gets your order right, the kiosks either take credit card, Apple Pay, or a dollar slot like the snack machine. A machine speaks and understands English and won’t spit on your Whopper.

      • Arachne says:

        OMG – I just got a mental image of John Tapper (“Bar Rescue”) versus Charles Johnson.
        After ten minutes of John reaming him out — uh John? That puddle on the floor isn’t beer.

    • Bunk X says:

      Last year I ran some numbers on the minimum wage based on figures from the U.S. Bureau of Labor & Statistics and created some graphs for my own curiosity. The results were not what I expected. Less than 5% of the U.S. working class earns at or below minimum wage. There were other surprises, and I posted them at the Mothership:

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Can’t believe I read the whole car-crash thread at the swamp. Haven’t been over there in ages. They are a bunch of economic illiterates, with VB as the head idiot cheerleader. Some dunce said that McD’s wages have only gone up 4% since $15 was instituted. As far as I know, all the cities mandating this are phasing it in over 5 or so years, so it’s not up to $15/hr yet. When it gets to that point it’s going to increase labor costs a lot more than 4%.

        Some borrowed math (from an article on CBS) for the morons at the swamp who don’t read here:

        “Hypothetical thinking exercise: Let’s say an employer has 25 workers: 5 new hires at $7.50 an hour, 10 at $9.50 an hour, 5 at $11.50 an hour, and 5 top-tier workers at $14.50 an hour.

        5 employees * $7.50 * 40-hour week * 52 weeks + 7.65% payroll tax = $83,967

        10 * $9.50 * 40 * 52 + 7.65% = $212,716

        5 * $11.50 * 40 * 52 + 7.65% = $128,749

        5 * $14.50 * 40 * 52 + 7.65% = $162,336

        Total labor costs for this employer for the year: $587,768.

        Minimum wage jumps from $7.25 per hour to $15.00 per hour. What happens to the employer’s workers? All of a sudden, every single worker in his shop is now a minimum wage employee? The new hires get a $7.50 raise, but the ones who have been with the company the longest only get a lousy 50-cent raise?

        25 * $15.00 * 40 * 52 + 7.65% = $839,670

        Labor costs at bare minimum wage increased by over $250K.

        However, giving everyone the same $7.50 raise across the board would increase the employer’s labor costs another $153K to $992,525 per year—just shy of $1 million.

        So, where exactly does this company come up with another $400K (or even $250K) to pay for the increased labor costs?”

        Say that labor is now 1/3 of costs, with sales = 1.5 million. Now they have to sell $2 million a year to make payroll. The price of your hamburger just went up 33%. Expand $15 to other industries and the same thing happens. Less people are going to buy your burgers when the price is so high, that making $2 million in sales will be even harder.

        Tell me Vicious Bukkaki, how people are supposed to deal with 30% price increases in ANYTHING? I know you are old enough to remember the 70’s when there was inflation.

        I actually had a conversation with Ice Weasel a million years ago about business and her viewpoint was that if a business wasn’t making enough money, they should just raise their prices.

        Also, the idea that everyone in a business should be paid $15 regardless of skills, experience, etc is a soviet level of thinking. Is the United States actually gonna go there? That everyone must make the same income regardless???

        Truly a bunch of children over there.

        • Because olo says:

          If you’re old enough to remember Hillaycare, her off-the-cuff snot about increased cost was “I can’t worry about every undercapitalized business”.

          Same stupidity, different stupid.

  24. Need-$$$-4-NewSUV-2-Fight-RW-ClimateChangeDeniers says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Someone was declared “At Fault” and his initials are fuckface.

    • Arachne says:

      Let me call horseshit on this for a number of reasons:

      1. Who describes their car as “kinda old”? When you’re asked about your car, you give the model year. If I were describing my car, even offhand, I’d say my 2008 Vue.

      2. It most certainly is NOT that hard to register a car as a salvage title in California – people do it all the time without a lot of fuss – mostly because they are keeping a totaled car and having it fixed instead. Especially if it’s YOUR car. Any difficulty comes when you try to sell it, except…….

      3. If your car is totaled, and you have to obtain a salvage title, the DMV WILL research and look up the circumstances of the ACCIDENT which created the damage that forced the car to be totaled. And the law in California is that you must report any accident with property damage over $750 to the DMV. When I had my accident, the damage was $3K and I asked my insurance company (State Farm) about the DMV and they said they would take care of reporting it. Cut-rate insurers, which I’m sure Fatass has, do not go the extra mile.

      My guess is even if the car story is true? Fatass caused the accident, has the California minimum in insurance, which wouldn’t cover ANY damage to HIS car – only the other driver.

      His story doesn’t add up.

  25. Arachne says:

    Psst – hey Fatass – another SJW tale bites the dust:

    Amazing how all these awful incidents of racism are made up.

    But BEN CARSON! Now he’s a liar. Not the Mizzou Student Body President who made up shit and forced out the University President.

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    November 11, 2015 at 9:22 am
    OMG – I just got a mental image of John Tapper (“Bar Rescue”) versus Charles Johnson.
    After ten minutes of John reaming him out — uh John? That puddle on the floor isn’t beer.

    Yeah it would be awesome if he did a show called Blog Rescue. Can you imagine Taffer’s reaction to Chunky’s online begging for doing nothing?

    • Arachne says:

      I love that show – I know a lot of it is staged and scripted, but it’s still great. And I write down the cocktail recipes to try later.

      Tapper “rescued” a bar & grill in San Francisco that I used to go to all the time – “The Holding Company” – the owner retired (and it was always packed, and even on weeknights had a decent amount of people from office building working late looking for a great burger). He sold it to some Irish sisters who ran it into the ground. Now it’s call the “Patriot House” but I haven’t been over yet.

  27. Captain Death says:

    Where do I begin. First off yeah right “it’s not my fault” – don’t eat Cheetos and drive as that is distracting, second, Fatso is a road rageaholic, third, the $2 check is in the mail to help you out Tubby, or why not ask Obama? Your commenters are all in school studying LGBT studies and do not have a pot to piss in or a window to toss it out of.

  28. Because olo says:

  29. Octopus says:

    Sorry if you’ve already seen this gem…

  30. Because olo says:

    O. M. G.

    That picture on Drudge is going to give me nightmares for the next month.


  31. pineapple says:

    Nice shot!

    • Octopus says:

      Pieces be upon him. That was real? Who posted it, I wonder?

      • pineapple says:

        I found it on Free Republic.

        Short but sweet FR description below…. no details that I saw.

        “Apparent mortar shell strikes jihadi on camera
        11/11/2015, 10:09:28 AM · by Utilizer · 25 replies
        YouTube ^ | 07 November 2015 | Unknown
        Muzzie/islamist/jihadi blown up on camera from some manner of explosive round. You can hear it arriving just before it hits.”

        I guess that ended his jihad.

    • Because olo says:

      Love the sound effects. The lamentations of their wimmenz sounds like a symphony. 😈

  32. Octopus says:

    A commenter at AoS was moved to produce the following, in response to the news about the swastika being a shitty hoax:

    Hello Feces, my old friend
    I’ve come to draw with you again
    Because a swastika needs to be here
    In a medium come from my rear
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Upon tile walls of bathrooms

    Posted by: Exlax and Garstinkel at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (0cMkb)


    • pineapple says:

      Rush said “Hands up don’t poop.”

    • Because olo says:

      Nobody can produce the actual poop. The picture has been on the innernet for over a year.

      And they got the swaztika counterclockwise. Idiots.

      • Arachne says:

        You know, if only the residents of the dorm had some technologically advanced device with a camera handy at the time of the incident……

      • Because olo says:

        Probably chocolate pudding. Don’t tell Gus.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        That video of the professor trying to shove the reporter out of the quad. He can’t take pictures because the students need their privacy. Meanwhile 54 other students are holding up their phones, filming. She could not see the obvious irony.

        I would also like to know the details of people saying “nigger” in the quad. In what context did this happen? Nobody says. Considering that half the black dudes these days greet each other with “nigga”, I’m sure it’s not rare to hear it around. Bizarre.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh oh…..looks like the buzzsawmonkey may have some competition.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s a big innernet out there. Even Iowahawk is getting his shtick handed to him by Nikki ^^^.

        • Octopus says:

          So many clever little monkeys, typing away non-stop. 😆

          For consistency, though, it’s hard to beat Iowahawk. He’s got game.

  33. Octopus says:

    So…the “famous Hollywood womaniser” who is HIV-positive, and keeping it a secret for fear of losing his fans. I say it’s Charlie Sheen, based on the clues given by the Sun. I mean, who else could it be?

  34. Because olo says:

    Sweet dreams…