Charles continues to defend CNBC

Despite the universal consensus that the questions at CNBC’s Republican debate that the questions were ridiculous, Charles continues to defend the the network. He attacks Republicans for defending themselves against media manipulation.



Charles wants Republicans to be punching bags.


142 Comments on “Charles continues to defend CNBC”

  1. Abu bin Squid says:

    * ban stick *
    Off topic: A Charles Johnson of the MN Vikings was largely responsible for winning an NFL game. Yep, the Bears snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

    Taking back the brand, indeed.

  2. Because olo says:

    Toot runs such a massively successful media empire, you know. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    The idiotic questions from the CNBC maroons have been universally mocked, by rational people on both sides of the political DMZ. Naturally, Fatass has found the only completely-wrong stance on the subject. 😆

    The Streak is intact!

  4. rightymouse says:

    Fred Thompson has died. My heart is broken. 😦

  5. windbag says:

    …and Antarctica is gaining ice, not losing. Science is so difficult, with all that comparing numbers and deciding which is bigger and all.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Countdown to Climate Glurge leftards like Chunkles proclaiming NASA in the pocket of Big Oyl! T minus 3….2….

      • pineapple says:

        Antarctica is gaining mass shit loads because of Global Warming.

        Come on you guys……. BILLIONS ARE GUNNA DIE!!!!!!11!!!!

        Hillary doesn’t lie and never does anything wrong.

        Unedited PP videos that were found to be unedited are deceptively edited!

        The CNBC debate questions were fair and impartial.

        Even though others did it first, Toot should get sole credit for the take down of Rather.

  6. Octopus says:


    • Pakimon says:

      That was Gus’ last tweet of the night.

      Either the neighbors showed up to give him a beatdown/atomic wedgie for his window peeping or there’s buggery afoot. 😮 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Glorious champion animal is still ruling the sport of kings:

  8. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Royal-ty, KC is blowing NY out in the 12th, after a late comeback to force extra innings. That’s a helluva solid team. They just keep coming.

  9. kbdabear says:

    I have a hunch that Toot won’t be appealing to authority because #SCIENCE

  10. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Arachne says:

        Fatty should be tooting that the movie is a spectacular BOMB. Total domestic gross as of Nov. 1, 2015 is $1,151,491 – and that’s after 17 days in release and an opening “wide release” at 1,122 theaters. My guess is it’s gone by Saturday. Off to Europe! Where the revenue might actually pay for Cate Blanchett’s salary.

        I think they can forget DVD sales and even On Demand – who the hell is going to fork over $3,99 to watch this schlock.

        Of course, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Chunk E. Cheetos takes credit for the movie’s failure. If only they’d included HIM in the writing of the screenplay. After all, this whole “scandale” was about HIM, doncha know?

    • Because you're dumb says:

      That must be the skinny guy he ate before going full on progtard.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chuck Johnson vs. Chunk Johnson 😆

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Joe Scarborough whining about his own network which he dominates and is owned by Comcast, an ALEC member. Weak sauce.
    16 minutes ago

    Who knew? AMESSNBC is “dominated” by the views of Joe Scarborough.

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    Hundreds of Cops Kicked Off Force for Committing Sex Crimes
    6 minutes ago

    LGF is no longer just proudly and courageously fighting against Nazism and racism. Chunkles, along with the rest of the left wing blogs rededicates his failed site to smearing the police as pervert rapists.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Umm, no. Chunky’s efforts to fight the Nazis must be working, because I don’t see any Nazis around.

      At all.


      That’s how it works, right?

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Absolutely. Pick out something no one’s for and then proclaim yourself the leader against it.

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    Ben Carson’s lies, according to Politifact
    30 minutes ago

    And then right back to the racist trashing of a famous, black neurosurgeon.

    • Arachne says:

      Really? That’s about as good a source as your friends at Media Matters and Talking Points Memo:

      The dirtbags at CNBC attempted to make it sound as if Ben Carson officially endorsed the product. This is total bullshit. If I give a speech for a group of Chipotle executives am I endorsing it? No, I am giving a paid speech. Is Bill Clinton endorsing every organization for whom he had given a speech? A shitload of them are pretty damn shady in the all in all.

      FOAD, TOAD.

  15. Octopus says:

    Oof! Poor Gus. He’s trying so hard. 😦

    The all new Ronco Jeb Can Fix It Matic! The Bush-O-Matic that slices, dices, and makes Julienne fries! Get up and call in now!
    37 minutes ago

    Try our Jeb Can Fix It Glue Stick. Available at Rite-Aid.
    40 minutes ago

  16. rightymouse says:

    Tell Fatso would ya?

  17. Because olo says:


      Is it just me, or is “a special kind of stupid” actually a resume-enhancer to the American Left?

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Libtardo Californians who support the Shrilldebeast like Chunky agree with her plan (that the interviewer bogusly asserts to them) to expand shari’a law.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Al Whore doubles down on his brazen lies that have been completely proven wrong and discredited.

    Gore: ‘All the predictions of the scientists have come true in spades, except it’s now abundantly obvious that they erred on the conservative side…Oh, it’s not ‘I told you so.’ It’s more: ‘If you doubted this, please take another look. It’s even worse than scientists thought.’ It’s necessary to show the impacts, because the change that’s needed is so vast…Every extreme weather event is now different because of climate change. And every refugee crisis is different because of climate change. Every civil unrest in affected regions is different.’

    Of course EPA leftist crook Gina McCarthy repeats the same lies, assigning weather events to the teddible, teddible Climate Change when no climatologist have ever agreed with that. Here she is asking for more money to fight against her fabricated assertions or 10s of thousands will die. Sessions crushes her.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s like the eco-hysterics have taken Orwellian Doublespeak master courses, the way they continually preach the opposite of what is true. And the Left continues to lap it up.

    • pineapple says:

      Why is it all the women that Obama appoints look like clam bumpers?

      • Because olo says:

        Clam bumpers? Is there something about bivalves I don’t know? Do I want to know?

        • Because you're dumb says:

          Well there’s this. But….now they have to kill you.

          • Abu bin Squid says:

            My BC paperback collection can’t stand up to Toot’s comic book collection, but Johnny Hart knew how to make his humorous, moral point without being preachy.

            My 2 cents.

    • Because olo says:




      If I act that stupid, can I get a fat job like that?

      • TreBob says:

        US$178k plus bennies like no Obamacare, cushy pension, de facto immunity from any kind of punishment for mistakes or criminal activity (unless your a Repub).

        That’s a pretty sweet gig.

      • rightymouse says:

        She’s married to a wholesale floral salesman and has a couple of kids. Looks like she’s the breadwinner.

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder when Shaun King is going to admit the truth that everybody in the whole world besides Chunky McDumbth already knows. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s rabid interest in the more-popular Charles Johnson’s daily life is beginning to make his former passionate stalking of Pamela look “sane.” Relatively speaking, of course.

  21. Because olo says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    Even an 18 year old kid knows there’s something wrong with you if you spend your whole life trying to get approval from strangers online. And unlike Gus and Chunkles this kid was SUCCEEDING!

    • Octopus says:

      She sure was. Succeeding, I mean. 😉

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Yes, super beautiful. Although I’ve got one here at home like that. Both my daughters are knockouts but the tall lanky one reminds me of this girl. Tiny waist, legs forever. She wore these 4 inch heels to church yesterday and she must’ve stood 6’4”. I said you’re too tall. She said you’re too short. I said yeah.

        • Octopus says:

          Here come the guys, my friend. Have Mr. Mossberg standing by. 😉

          • Because you're dumb says:

            Oh I know it! Although my other daughter has already broken a young heart. A young fella she dated for over a year and then broke it off. Her sister said he really took it hard. And I know it hurts for boys or girls to be rejected. Of course, she tells us nothing. And after we’d befriended his parents and regularly chatted with them at practices and functions. And I liked the boy who’s family BTW wants for nought (Dad’s a corp exec, mom an obgyn/obstetrician. They’re obviously millionaires) She’ll probably meet some loser schmuck like me in college and fall head over heels. 😆

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Er, Ari? I haven’t been a conservative blogger for almost a decade now. Made a very public break with the right years ago. @AriMelber
    2 hours ago

    LOL! Still trying to explain your moron “break” nearly a decade later. You’d think he’d finally get the reason why he’s still explaining is he wasn’t the “big deal” he thought he was. And turning traitor by saying everyone on your side has suddenly turned into crazy racists isn’t exactly the kind of thing ANYONE is going to applaud you for.

  24. Octopus says:

    The Eco-Hysterical Totalitarians will destroy you, if they can. There’s so much money at stake, they are more focused than Chunky feverishly scanning the internet for news of Ginger. Luckily, Chunky has no clout or influence of any kind.

    • Octopus says:

      Btw, there have been similar purges in the US, at the Weather Channel and elsewhere. You aren’t allowed to oppose Church Of Warmening Doctrine.

  25. JimboXL says:

    It amazes me that the pigs are complaining about Republican debate precedents when the Dims are down to one candidate after the last comedy special they held a few weeks ago.

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    So today, I was wrongly identified as a “conservative” on MSNBC, even though I renounced the right wing years ago. Argh.
    1 hour ago

    You did? R U Sure????? Maybe you’re so old you forgot you didn’t but keep thinking you had.

    What do I have to do to make this official? I mean, come on.
    1 hour ago

    I mean, come on Chunky.

    • Arachne says:

      You should take that as a sign of your irrelevancy. No one of any consequence has read your shitty blog since 2009.

  27. Octopus says:

    We know him, too. Very well. Too well, if we’re being honest.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I think he’s talking about that old dude who called Charles Johnson, conservative provocateur a big fag.

  28. Because you're dumb says:

    Here was me 3 months ago trying to do the P90X YogaX video before I’ve dropped enough weight.

    There was a lot of “Come on, Tony. Come on!” Seriously it’s an ass kicking calorie burner work out. Someone estimated online it’s probably somewhere around 600 calories burned if you do the whole thing. Until I bought that program a few years ago I had absolutely no understanding of what fitness level it takes to do yoga. I thought it was a bunch of stretching or something.

  29. Because you're dumb says:

    Here are two killer imitations. Somehow she manages to perfectly nail that Ellen completely dick limpening unsexy cringe-worthy dance she does. How does a not fat, not old and not unattractive woman somehow manage to completely repel me? Oh right that’s how. And of course Frank Caliente’s Madden is a scream.

    • KGB says:

      In Chinese, both rugby and American football are translated as “olive ball”. Great impression of Ellen, though. She seems like a very nice woman, but her lesbianism has certainly not hurt her career, eh? Would a straight Ellen have a daytime show?

  30. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky should be more open to the Gheys. He’s got that ’70s knee-jerk old white male bigoted superiority thing going that he just can’t hide from his new progturd pals. They’ve already sniffed it out once and gave him grief for day despite his pathetic groveling and back peddling. Since he wears long hair anyway I think he should consider a new look.

  31. Because you're dumb says:

    Here’s Nicole Parker again. Apparently she’s a Broadway actress and singer and not just funny as Hell. She reprises her Ellen imitation near the end although mercifully with no dancing. It’s if Ellen were performing in Wicked!

  32. Because you're dumb says:

    You know one good thing about cultural diversity. We get more variety of names. I just watched Jon Stewart score a touchdown for the Panthers (I recorded it). OK don’t tell me how it ends. I might not watch the end until tomorrow.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      And they just said the Colt’s black offensive coordinator thinks Luck just needs to find some rhythm.

      Very raycisss. Also careful what you wish for!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Well at least white women can dance.

      Uh….OK that’s not a given.

  33. Because you're dumb says:

    This is one crazy rainy game. Gruden’s worried about Newton’s crazy reckless running for first downs.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      No one’s worried about our Bengals ginger QB Andy Dalton who was also 6-0 (now 7-0) and often runs for first downs when flushed out of the pocket. But Andy’s story isn’t a precious snowflake diversity story so if his leg gets broken who gives a shit? I know I sound like Rush Limbaugh who is a well known RAYCISS! I think it’s a legit concern about Cam but I just haven’t heard anyone say “Wow they really need to protect their franchise QB Dalton who got them to 6-0.” Did not hear that once yesterday when he broke out and ran several times.

  34. Pakimon says:

    It’s a late night in Denver, Colorado and Gus notices a light come on in the bedroom window of the neighbor’s house.

    His primal urges, fueled by Sterno and ditch-weed begin to kick in and Gus feels the need to go take a peek.

    He knows it’s wrong but the urge is overwhelming.

    A wave of self loathing washes over him.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus stands in the yard, unsure and confused.

      He makes a desperate call to his Corpulent Ponytailed Master in Culver City for advice with the usual result.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s decision time.

      Gus makes his choice and begins to creep towards the alluring light of the neighbor’s bedroom window.

    • Pakimon says:

      He reaches the bedroom window and slowly rises up to peer in…


      A young lass padding around the bedroom in her underwear, oblivious to the staring bloodshot eyes looking upon her.

      Gus is smitten.

    • Pakimon says:

      The sound of a door opening on the other side of the house reaches Gus’ ears.

      He crouches down, listening intently but hears nothing more.

      Gus shrugs it off and goes back to his peeping.

    • Pakimon says:

      The unsuspecting young lass is now laying on her bed reading a book and Gus is battling his overwhelming need for “self-gratification”.

      He gets his urges under control… for now.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus hears a snapping twig in the yard and he crouches back down in the bushes.

      A feeling of panic sets in.

      What if it’s an angry husband/boyfriend/father/brother/dudebro sneaking up on him to administer a beating and/or atomic wedgie as punishment for his perverted peeping?!

      How would he explain himself and defend himself?!

      A stark realization dawns in Gus’ alcohol and THC clogged little brain.

    • Pakimon says:

      As gus crouches in the bushes, filled with panic and fear, an amazing thing happens.

      A bottle of Tanqueray gin slowly rolls into view and comes to a stop scant feet from him!

      Gus’ bloodshot eyes light up but then a thought occurs to him.

      To claim this prize, he’ll have to leave the concealment of the bushes and “break cover”.

      What if it’s a trap?

      Gus ponders carefully and thinks about his course of action…


    CNN throwing Rachel Dolezal under the bus today.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s more devout than 90% of Christian, Jewish and Islamic fundies. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Great article:

      This, he suspected, “is probably why so many liberals can bore into the deepest nooks of my soul to ferret out all those motivations but can’t waste any time arguing about the issue itself.”


  36. Because olo says:

    OMG. Science and shit.

    • Because olo says:

      Let the record show that this is the same Toot who says that IR satellites are wrong about the earth’s surface temperature.

  37. Octopus says:

    The stupid dickhead Chunky didn’t get that this was entirely satirical. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I swear Fatso has Asperger’s. He doesn’t ‘get’ sarcasm, satire, etc. When he ‘tries’ to be funny, he falls flat on his face.

    • pineapple says:

      Wow…… Toot really is stupid, I think that went right over his grotesquely fat head, but what do you expect from guy who confused a sidewalk menu board with a laptop?


      Q: What do you do when one that big swallows the bait, hook and all?
      A: Laugh




  38. Because olo says:

    This reminds me of Toot.

    • Octopus says:

      I was once kind of progressive, in a libturded kind of way, well after I should have seen the light. I didn’t properly examine my dogmatic beliefs until 9/11, which I found was a “moment” for a lot of people, including famous types like Dennis Miller and David Mamet. Some shit-for-brains losers like Fatass tried to jump aboard the anti-Islamist bandwagon, but they couldn’t deal with the realism that conservative thought requires.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Toot’s formative years were from age 18 to maybe 30. And then he stopped maturing.

        Hence the throwback ponytail and the “hip” lingo,

        And pretty much everything else.