I’m doing great, screw you!

LGF’s resident Kapo ignores the terrible economic reality for most Americans. Wages have declined, most jobs created pay under 30,000 and GDP growth has averaged 2% during this alleged recovery. Alouette works in Auto industry that received a government bailout that helped put them back on their feet. She is under the impression everyone else is doing great!

Aloutte Im fine

Alouette should have a conversation with Gus on how great the economy is.


146 Comments on “I’m doing great, screw you!”

  1. Because says:


    • sven10077 says:

      The Russian Mob…thrilled with Ogabe…

      It takes an Obamnite to be screwed by Vlad Putin and think it is Morgan Fairchild…

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    Gov’t bailouts are da bomb! Obama Rox! Moar pleeze! Huur-Duur-Derp!

    (Sorry, I can’t do the stupid puffy purple font. It’s not that I can’t figure out how, it’s because it offends my aesthetics.)

    Oh, and she has yet to address her YUUGE carbon footprint with her gigantic brood of 17 children and 94 grandchildren. Gee, I hope they ride their bikes everywhere and refrain from consuming fancy new cars and shallow material goods and taking international vacations like Grandma likes to do. Hurr-durr, derp!

  3. Arachne says:

    Really Vacuous Bullshitska? Why couldn’t you find a job in the Bush administration, when the unemployment rate was GENUINELY below 5%? I’m calling BS on your whole narrative. Everyone I know found a job, no one was laying people off.

    Now? Law firms are routinely thinning the ranks and have been since 2008. I call BS on your whole narrative. Do we know what this scrunt does for a living and WHEN she was trained to do so? If she got a certificate or a degree in something after Bush left office and got a job in the field – first of all, she’s lucky and second of all, has nothing to do with her unemployment during the Bush administration. If you couldn’t find a job from 2001 to 2007, you weren’t trying.


    Did Stalker Chard chime in on this breaking news?

    Did any of the dozen actual Loozards congratulate her on her white privilege?

    Because black folks aren’t doing so well under Obama’s “policy” of reducing the US to a second-tier power. Not so well at all.

  5. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Did she get a job as an IRS clerk?

  6. Because you're dumb says:

    She could have saved herself some typing and merely stated “I’m an uninformed idiot on economic matters but here’s me spouting off just to be partisan ass”.


    The continuation of weak economic performance is especially troubling as the economy enters its 7th year of recovery. The economy is entering its normal cycle for at least a modest recession, but the recovery has produced very little real growth to offset a future contraction. Most of the growth that has been generated has come from the trillions of dollars in monetary and fiscal stimulus the federal government has pumped into the economy.

    The Federal Reserve’s reluctance to raise rates, in fact, is a recognition of how weak the underlying economy is. If the economy can barely produce any growth in an environment of zero-percent interest rates, there is palpable fear of what will happen when that monetary crutch is removed.

    And Preezydunce Unicorn can own this too:

    Perhaps the most worrying is the dramatic drop in investment spending. Total domestic private investment contracted by 5.6 percent for the quarter, the first negative print since early 2014. That, combined with a big slowdown in private sector inventories, suggests that business anticipates a bumpy economic outlook ahead.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Bad lip reading. First Dem debate. Laughed my ass off. LOL!

  8. rightymouse says:

    For someone who stalks others for a living (doesn’t pay well, tho) – he sure does whine a lot.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Alouette is one of those pre-2009 LGF’ers who stuck her finger in the wind to see which way the wind blew and responded accordingly. Definitely not to be trusted.

    • Captain Death says:

      Does she go back to pre-2009 and was she “conservative” then like Kragar, Shiplord, lawhawk, etc?

      • Because olo says:

        Oh, yeah. And a religious one at that. She used to argue all the time with atheist Pitricus (who was eventually banned) about religion.

  10. Pakimon says:

    I’m calling bullshit on the whole Alouette narrative.

    With all the time she spends prattling endlessly at The Bog, she doesn’t have time for any job, let alone one with all the alleged “perks” she’s claiming to get.

    I’m thinking a “gub’mint” subsidized existence is closer to reality.

    Besides, if she’s living “the good life” and raking in the cash, why is she so filled with spite, bile and hate?

    And why isn’t she funneling boatloads of money to Chunkles’ gofundme account? 😆

  11. Because olo says:

    I wouldn’t be talking about guano if I were you, Toot.

    • Arachne says:

      And you’re proud of your pathetic GoFundMe page and your unlistened to podcast affiliate. Is there a point to this?

  12. Pakimon says:

    I’m wondering if Chunkles realizes that “Jokes Driscoll” is a man and only has 78 followers? 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    I just got back from driving to NYC and back in two days, so I’m a little loopy. I know Senor McDumbth and his faithful flunky Gustavo have been providing the usual non-stop hilarity, from a quick glimpse at the sidebar. I just listened to a long interview with Ms. Rousey on a sports radio station on the way through scenic Ohaio, which led me to this Teh View interloob, which is pretty durn good, even if you h8 teh View, like I do:

    There are many points in the above video where I would have prevailed over the muscly female by simply turning my head and applying the “Old Slippery Tongue-Hold.” Seriously, it never fails a man, if he’s done his homework and nightly 50 tongue-ups, before beddy-bye.

  14. Because olo says:

    Hey Toot. Try this.

  15. ISTE says:

    Missed opportunities.

    Had supper with a really hot chick. Before the meal it was understood that after we would go our own separate ways. Here eyes were mesmerising.

    Went to one of those Mognolian or whatever places where you get your veggies and meaty stuff and sauce and seasoning and choose a noodly thing (you write it on the card) and give it all to a hot sweaty guy that stir fries it.

    I like seafood….. That is what I chose. Shrimp, scallops, octopus….

    The meal was great, the hot chick look really hot.

    We said goodbye in the parking lot, a parting smile and fond memories. A wonderful evening.

    Then, driving home alone to my empty apartment I suddenly realised what I was missing most in my life.

    I miss that intensely sitting here alone, eating leftovers..

    I forgot to put octopus in the fucking bowl! ZERO Octopus!

    Yet another missed opportunity….

    Lesson learned, when choosing food, stop looking at hot chick.

  16. Octopus says:

    Get to the song, if you like the quality punk-crooning over the creepy tight-pants kiddie-schmoozing. It’s quite a vocal performance, I had to record for the home archives.

    • Octopus says:

      Go to 4:10, and skip the horrible part.

      • pineapple says:

        I thought you typed “Go to 4:10 and get to the horrible part.

        Somehow I don’t associate whipper snappers, Jesus, and Debby Boone with Patti Smith.

        • Octopus says:

          Patti was always an acquired taste, with her “dulcet tones.” 😆

          I found this whole episode hilarious, but I also enjoyed her committing to the song.

          • pineapple says:

            Patti Was great in her own way, I think she married some guy in Blue Oyster Cult.

            Here she shows the world she doesn’t shave. Which is fine with me.

          • Octopus says:

            Patti’s husband, Fred “Sonic” Smith, was not a Blue Oyster Cult member. He was a veteran of the earliest punk rock scene in Detroit, with the MC5. She moved to Detroit with him after they married, and raised a family with him until he died. When the kids were grown, she re-entered the music world.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      She had a really perky personality that I would not have expected at all.

      • Octopus says:

        I read her book, “Just Kids.” It’s extremely well-written, and quite a story. I’m sure some people here would be grossed-out just by the name of her partner-in-grime, in their bohemian days at the Chelsea. 😉

  17. Octopus says:

    I heard a bunch of old songs today. This one got to me. It occurred to me, that songs this deep and meaningful are very rare. I’ve heard this a million times, but not for a long time, and it killed me.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      OMG. Thanks for that. So many times riding in my Pinto or my Buick or my Tercel or my Corrola or my Subaru. I got paperback novel and the feeling’s gone I think and that’s about it. That’s a powerful and poignant song. What a nice basso voice I always took for granted.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Really just baritone, not basso.

        • Octopus says:

          Just an amazing voice, and a really powerful songwriter. I just downloaded his greatest hits(Parts one and two) for my mp3 collection. So many classics I’d forgotten about.

    • Captain Death says:

      I remember that one from 1972.

  18. Octopus says:

    Hello, Ann.

  19. Octopus says:

    And then there’s Fred Armisen…

    I think he’s going to be remembered as one of the all-time greats. He’s definitely on a different frequency, than most. “Portlandia” is special.

  20. Voltaire's Crack says:

    War on Women

    • kbdabear says:

      What’s so unbelievable that no one else came up with the stupid parody, Toot?

      Imitation is the highest form of flattery, and you need an IQ above double digits to do good comedy.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot Translation; “Why hasn’t this gone VIRAL!!! I shit myself laughing at what I came up with!”

  21. Abu bin Squid says:

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a real toe-tapper, Abu. 🙂

      I think all of us Great Lakes-adjacent folk love that one. How can you not?

      Gordy has a trunkfull of classic songs, of course. This was the title song of the album my parents had, back when I was a five-year-old wrecking their records and record player:

      It’s an incredibly good song, lyrically. Who’s doing stuff this good, nowadays?

  22. Octopus says:

    My favorite Armisen skit…besides the one where he plays the angry hipster comic, who never finishes a sentence…


  23. Abu bin Squid says:

    SNL clips? Yuck. Can Paki start his college football posts a say early? Please?

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      * day early

      • Octopus says:

        Because politics, right? Gotta hate the whole comedy thing?

        I can’t do the whole culture-denial thing, just because. I don’t vet the entertainers I like for their political views, or their personal preferences regarding sex, drugs and other fetishes. Comedians are either funny, or they’re not. Armisen is one of the good ones. Reminds me of Andy Kaufman. These are rare creatures.

        Recent years of SNL have been unwatchable, for their complete lack of comedic skills. So much hackness. Tina Fey and Seth Meyers, for example…that’s not funny. It’s just stupid.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say ok

      Pakimog say this weekend is Florida vs. Georgia Showdown in SEC!

      Pakimog say Florida wield power of underboob to propel them to victory!

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say Georgia won’t go down without fight and look to skewer Florida’s SEC East Champion hopes with big pointy spear!

      Pakimog say this girl forego big boob power because big boobs interfere with throwing motion!

      Pakimog say this ok because such a girl would be good at spearing woolly mammoths and brontosauruses and making sammiches out of them for Pakimog! 😀

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog not know picture of Georgia spear girl would be so big.

        It so big you can see she is fuzzy like Georgia peach! 😀

  24. kbdabear says:

    Dennis Wilson performing “Forever” live in 1971. Very underrated songwriter, he picked up a lot watching Brian.

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting especially since initially Brian and Carl didn’t WANT Dennis in the band to begin with – even though he was the only one who surfed (and was rather good at it – I’ve seen him on video). Mike claimed to be a surfer but he probably ran from 5-feet.

      • kbdabear says:

        Dennis was actually very good at a lot of things when he was sober and he put his mind to it. He used to drag race under an assumed name and put some trophies in his case. Apparently he was a pretty smart guy who learned quickly, taught himself the drums, piano, guitar, and was a quick study watching Brian create and produce masterpieces. He got critical thumbs up for his acting in Two Lane Blacktop too, although that was a very minimalist film.

        It was tragic reading about that much talent drinking himself to death, he was a dead man walking in his final year. But he’ll always be remembered, he didn’t get old, fat, and forgotten telling people on Twitter how many big names he jammed with.

  25. 2003-2007 if you didnt have a job and were looking for one, you were not having the experience many others were having at the time.

    Alouette though, F off. I don’t care about your personal perception of the economy.

    Few people and especially students and new grads can’t get jobs, everyone has stagnant wages.

    Even though this is occurring, at least one of our presidential nomination candidates supports the issuing of more H1B Visas, taking well paying high tech and other professional jobs from American citizens and importing cheaper workers. There have to be fully qualified, well-educated American workers who can do these jobs.

    • Arachne says:

      She’s probably an Obamacare facilitator.
      Don’t worry, Vacuous Bullshitska – you’ll be unemployed soon enough when the system goes under.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Yeah it’s easy work once you memorize “I’m sorry but it seems our website is down temporarily. Please call back later.”

  26. Pakimon says:

    A glimpse into Gus’ psyche.

    No wonder he’s chronically unemployed. 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    Time to play… Name That Bog Sycophant!

    The money quote:

    “putting in work with the sausage”

    Have brain bleach handy before clicking on the link.

    You’ve been warned… 😆


  28. kbdabear says:

    Answer; “More black friends than you have friends of any race”

    • rightymouse says:

      Quit drinking, Gussy. The booze is killing any brain cells you may have left.

    • Arachne says:

      I imagine pretty much all of them are friends with the following, Gus:

      Thomas Sowell, Clarence Thomas, Mia Love, Tim Scott, Condoleezza Rice, Walter Williams, J.C. Watts, Larry Elder.

      Might want to ask Hildebeest how many she has, and the ones in aprons in her manse don’t count.

  29. doriangrey1 says:

    I would never dare to assert that I am a better musician/guitarist than UpChuckie who flew to close to the Sun. Especially not considering that there are those who have asserted that they can fart better music than I write.

    I am however, not entirely without out talent.

  30. windbag says:

    Hmmmm…black man accused of burning down black churches (the congregations, not the buildings).


  31. kbdabear says:

    Because so many people want to share the name of 2 of the internet’s biggest assholes;

  32. Octopus says:

    I’d like to dedicate this next song to the blonde spearchucker, above. Godalmighty. Pray for us sinners. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      That was such a good one.

      But hey Gordon. Guess what. They already knew. They just wanted to hear it! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve heard it said the Beautiful Ones do like to hear it, and often. They’re used to it, and come to expect it.

  33. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. 😆

  34. Because olo says:

    Is it my imagination, or is he losing it?

  35. Because olo says:


  36. Octopus says:

    “Well-reasoned” — criticism of conservatives and Christians
    “Mindless and reactionary” — criticism of Muslims and/or any libturded cause

    • kbdabear says:

      For every well-reasoned opinion Toot has (has he had any?), he has three thousand that are mindless ad-hominem attacks.

    • pineapple says:

      So Fatso, would this be one you don’t like?

      How bout this one Toot?

      You know……. the same opinion this overrated libtard comic had.

  37. poteen2 says:

    “RNC Cancels NBC Debate — The Whining Continues
    The Party Of Whining, Crying, Complaining, And Playing The Victim”

    For the first time in a long time I agree with Charlie Cheeto.

    They were beaten and bloodied and looked like the morons they are.
    So now, when you know you can’t lose, you take your football and leave.

    Go back and do it again!!!! Scare them all. Run them off. Spend the rest of your money on
    local programming


  38. Octopus says:

    Happy Halloween!

  39. Pakimon says:

    Happy Halloween to all you stalkers and stalkerettes! 😀

  40. rightymouse says:

    LOLWUT??????? What fatuous nonsense. Searching your archives means stocking up first on pain-killers.

    • Pakimon says:

      But the anti-choice nuts won’t care.

      TRANSLATION: Everyone will be laughing at you for using LGF as a source. 😆

    • swamprat says:

      Translation: I got nothing.

      I had the same conversation with LudwigVonWileyCoyote about Global ManMade ClimateChange Warming. I looked at the site he indicated: the info wasn’t there. It is a vacuous trick used when your facts are thin. I will state further that people using this device are very aware that they are promoting a position that they can’t backup. I’m not saying that they don’t believe in the position, but they know very well it will not survive an objective, cold examination.

  41. Octopus says:

    Speaking of frightful things, I just noticed Chunky’s Begging Bowl is in yet another lo-o-o-ong dry spell, since his last “Anonymous” donation to himself. Time to bite the bullet and dig deep, Fatass — those recycled coins won’t rattle themselves. 😆