Deep thought from Charles on CNBC debate

Charles chimes in on Twitter on CNBC’s Republican debate. As usual he illuminates us with his deep analytical political analysis.

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That was deep!

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37 Comments on “Deep thought from Charles on CNBC debate”

  1. Abu Firsties says:

    Hey Toot, no one, NO ONE, sucks more than you do, you fat, ignorant, unemployable douche.

    Thank goodness you NEVER read here, lol.

    pannus pannus pannus lol

  2. Because olo says:

    “That was deep!”

    That was derp.

  3. Because and it's out of the park!!! says:

    • Because olo says:

      Cruz missile go boom.

      • calo says:

        That’s what I was looking for tonight on why Cruz was #2 in the Drudge poll earlier this evening.

        Thanks for that snippet, because.

      • Arachne says:

        These ridiculous moderators are being slammed ALL OVER the place this morning. Thank you Ted Cruz, for once again not being afraid to speak up with dignity and cogence. I’m sure Charles Johnson DID think you sucked. Because unless you speak in comic book bubbles, he a lost little pig.

  4. Yup, and for a small donation to his GoFundMe, you can keep those brilliant insights and clever witticisms flowing!

  5. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    You bigot. You hate blacks who aren’t kept on the liberal plantation. Negros are just an end to your voting end, amirite? Might as well call them niggahs and be truthful about it, you coward.

    There isn’t a more disgusting life form than you progtards “helping” blacks. Drop dead, loser.

    Oh, careful which Dew bottles you drink from you 350lbs.pathetic loser. All of Twitter wants you to:

    #updateyouravatarFuckface

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    “Charred Monster?”

    62 year old social justice martyr.

  7. Because you're dumb says:

    What kind of a fucking idiot would say that about these super high achievers? Oh right….

    Chunk Fuckface Johnson, GoFundMe failed swindler, Twitter Bitch and at age sixty two Bob Cesspool’s unfunny and pathetically boring Poopcrap sidekick.

  8. windbag says:

    Honey Boo Boo is more relevant than Chuckles. He’s jealous of anyone in the spotlight.

  9. Pakimon says:

    I thought it was:

    VOTE REPUBLICAN OR WALK YOUR GRAND-KIDS THROUGH THE CHARRED REMAINS OF FROZEN SALMON COOKED ON A BARBECUE BY A ROTUND PONYTAILED BLOGGER

  10. Pakimon says:

    The peevishness… It burns! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Some makeup and a “fat suit” and he would’ve been perfect. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        It worked for Weird Al. Too bad he wasn’t available. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        You and the rest of America, shit bag. He wasn’t a player in this. He didn’t break the story. He wasn’t even the FIRST one to do the shit he was famous for. But claiming all the credit? Hell yeah, he’s good at that.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Breaking. Gus gets his ass set on fire by neighborhood dudebros after passing out drunk. 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    “The Charred Remains of a Blog” would be a pretty good name for LGF nowadays. 😆

  13. Pakimon says:

    I was going to mock Chunkles for his lame attempt at humor when he changed his Twitter handle to “Charred Monster” but I”m taking a pass.

    Given the number of times he’s been burned on Twitter and in life, it’s an apt name.

    Though I would’ve gone with “Charred Ponytail” if I were him. 😆

  14. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles is just pissed off because these candidates want to take away his free stuff

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. Can you imagine the petulant frenzy Fat Chunk would go into if this said Barack Obungle instead of Ben Carson and were posted on Breitbart?

    Is Ben Carson an Actual Psychopath? lgf.bz/1WkBJz6
    41 minutes ago

    • Arachne says:

      He really has turned into a despicable shit. No, shitbag – if you want to see an actual psychopath, go talk to your pal Neal Rauhauser about Bret Kimberlin. You? You’re an actual turd floating in a punch bowl.

      Like you channeling your inner RAAAAACIST though. Makes it so much easier to loathe you.

      • Because olo says:

        I believe that to be true. This is how he gets to get back at the black musicians who wouldn’t keep using him while maintaining his SJW pose.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. The ancient Dick Cavett. This appears to be an attempt at his patented dry wit but someone (his geriatric nurse?) should let him know it doesn’t work when not delivered by a young looking left-wing guy on TV 50 years ago. Someone also needs to remind him that being short, white and imagining you’re funny when you are not is still not hip, especially with old and white tagged on.

    It’s a like a George Costanza insult: Hey Ben Carson, the dunce-cap shop called, they have your hat ready.

    Dr. Ben’s reply: Hey Cavett, no one called. Because they assumed you’re dead.

    And that Gus retweeted this sad attempt speaks to the latter’s deteriorated mental state and nightly sterno abuse.

    RT @TheDickCavett: Does anyone know a good dunce-cap shop? And Ben Carson’s head size? Dick Cavett
    10 minutes ago

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    @jokesdriscoll Nobody from this production even bothered to contact me. It’s nothing but a whitewash.
    9 hours ago

    Oh man! Why does he keep making this joke? Bothered to contact him! Hoo boy! I guess he still thinks he’s you know, kind of a big deal.

  18. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      NO RETWEETS. Maybe folks are catching on that you’re more full of shit than a septic tank.

      Yeah, no empathy. For years he fixed the broken brains of children. YOU? You’re just fucking broken. FOAD.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh man. This guy fled the US because of all the poe-leese brutality and how he wuz gittin’ all exterminated and whatnot and went to Canada. As a result he’s homeless in Canada. And he’s going to be really disappointed when he finds out that Canada, dey gots poe-leese too. Call the DOH-leese.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/238031-black-american-seeks-asylum-in-canada-over-police-brutality/

    The story is from the Daily Beast, a leftard site which Chunky steals from, which I guess actually takes this idiot seriously.

  20. ISpeakJive says:

    I’m gonna call him “Chard” now.

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    Makes sense. Charred Johnson. Torched his own website and ran off everyone with any wits. Now it’s just Little Green Memories of vibrancy and great conversation and contribution. And of a guy who used to ride a bike, take digital pics and had respect and relevancy. All gone.