The Race Detective predicts Ben Carson’s demise

After bashing Ben Carson’s upbringing, the Race Detective today predicts his political demise.


The Race Detective has solved another case!


83 Comments on “The Race Detective predicts Ben Carson’s demise”

  1. Arachne says:

    Johnson, you never fail to disappoint when it comes to being the biggest equine ASS on the internet. Please provide field research evidence as to the racism of the American right. I have seen more vitriol thrown at Black American Conservatives by nasty dirtbags like yourself than I have ever seen thrown by the right against the baiting by the criminal element that populates the American left.

    I’ll be looking forward to your addressing of the left’s virulent anti-Semitism, which makes itself plain on every single Israel thread on conservative media. All left by your buddies.

    FOAD you low-life piece of shit.

    • rightymouse says:

      What Arachne said…

    • kbdabear says:

      So by what criteria is Toot not a racist and gives him license to call everyone else racist? Because he says so? Because he worked for Al Jarreau 20 years ago?

      • Arachne says:

        Notice he isn’t still working for Al Jarreau. Who is still touring. Notice also that he wasn’t invited to perform on the Duke tribute album. I have a sneaking feeling people don’t like Johnson in the music business either. You don’t hear about him meeting up with anyone. And he lives in Culver City. It isn’t like he needs major transportation to “drop by” a studio. And musicians drop by studios all the time.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      That was good! Equine ass! Never quit CG! You are the best.

  2. daffy duck says:

    Given Chunky McCheeto’s batting average in predictions (0.000), odds are that Carson will be the next President.

    I’m so sorry, Charles!

  3. windbag says:

    If lefties state that Repubs are racists long enough, it eventually is true…that’s their plan, right? I live in the mountains in the South. The racists I’ve run across are all Democrats. Every single one. The race card is beyond worn out, but it still pisses me off when it’s played.

  4. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

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  6. Octopus says:

    Our Chunky’s been working the “Lynch Carson” beat for weeks, but with the good doc rising in the polls, here comes the Libturd Shitstorm. Simon nails it, in his calm, collected, rational way. Gee, I wonder why he got rid of Chunky as soon as he got a good look at him…


    As Ben Carson continues to rise in the polls, ahead not just in Iowa but now nationally, there is one thing you can bank on. A round of attacks on Dr. Carson are about to begin and they will be vicious, not to the extent of Stalin’s famous plot against the doctors perhaps, but the plot against this particular doctor will be pretty bad. And as with Stalin’s plot, it will be filled with lies and innuendo aimed at destroying the subject.

    Donald Trump has already given us a hint with his cheesy, supposedly innocent, question about Carson’s religion. But that’s only the beginning. The media will have a field day. They have already shown an eagerness to quote Carson out of context, thereby skewing what he is really saying (i.e. his comments about guns and the Holocaust and the presidency and Sharia law) in an obvious attempt to “get him.”

    It will be interesting to see how Carson holds up against this barrage. Several factors are in his favor: his intelligence, his honesty and that these attacks were to be expected (even by a political neophyte like Carson). Although it will give him problems in the short run, his style of speaking, deliberate and thoughtful, rarely in sound bites, will also redound in his favor.

    What will not is the intensity and bias of his opposition. Carson — a conservative Republican with an unparalleled record of professional distinction (at least for a politician) and one who believes in God, of all things — presses the most sensitive buttons of bourgeois liberals and progressives, questioning, as his story does, the lifetime narratives of so many of them. To protect themselves from reality, many are now chuckling, content in the belief that the Republicans are imploding with “amateur” candidates.

    Possibly. But a Carson candidacy may constitute a far greater threat to a Hillary Clinton presidency than a Trump candidacy. Carson is better positioned than the billionaire to raise issues of integrity in the campaign that could so damage Clinton. He is also obviously the perfect person to question the traditional liberal approach to “lifting up” minorities that has, as is evident, failed completely, never more so than during the Obama administration. He is the living contradiction to their approach, the anti-Al Sharpton.

    It’s hard to say what dent he would make into the black vote, but it could be substantial. The same could be true, if he is paired with Rubio, of the Latino vote.

  7. Octopus says:

    Gee, Wally…maybe because it represents the horror and abject failure of the Obama presidency? Because it’s Muslim Jihad writ large, on the march and coming for the rest of the world? Because it is such a fireworks-factory conflagration smack-dab in the middle of The Failed Narrative?

    • Because olo says:

      And cuz the Black Messiah started this mess when he declared that Junior Assad had to go? Y’think?

      I’m still waiting for somebody to explain what the point of offing Qadaffi was. Everything Zero touches turns to shiite. Maybe that’s the idea.

  8. Octopus says:

    This is not a small matter. It’s life and death for the human species, and the GOP is on the wrong side.
    43 minutes ago
    In an age when scientific literacy is more vital then ever, it’s sickening to see media shying away from questioning Republicans on science.
    44 minutes ago

    Billions gonna die, Fatass? Oh, my, that’s really…um…zzzzzzzz

  9. Because olo says:

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  11. Voltaire's Crack says:

    If you vote for Carson it’s just to fool others into thinking you’re not a racist, but really you are a racist.

    If you don’t vote for Carson it’s because you really are a racist.

    Either way you’re a racist.


  12. kbdabear says:

    #BlackLivesMatter behaves like Hitler’s Brownshirts? Pretty close if you actually paid attention in history class, Toot.

    When it appears that everyone you see is insane, maybe it’s YOU who is the nutjob.

  13. kbdabear says:

    Fuckin’ hell of a lot more interesting and exciting than your Ginger Hate ICYMI’s Toot.

    Millions get pissed when they can’t see a very exciting opening game, you can count on one hand those who get pissed when your blog coughs up hairballs.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He sure hates a lot, doesn’t he.

    • Charles has little enjoyment in his life that doesn’t involve bags full of corny Cheetos goodness, so he must hate, and hate, and hate…and hate.

      In the following days, I expect Charles will post a metric fuckton of Ben Carson material related to…um, yes, you guessed it.


      It’s the greatest threat EVA!!!…Besides teh FLEMISH NAZIS!!!!!

      • Arachne says:

        I was thinking about that this a.m. on the ride in. You know, back in the day, even when Fats was taking a swipe at the left, there was a touch of humor and “how little they really know” indulgence when he did. The only time there was – as I recall – genuine anger in his message was MarKKKos Moulitsas’ disgraceful “Screw them” to the Falujah contractors who were tortured and killed.

        Now that he’s wearing the mantle of the left and and SJW, he has turned into the same despicable turd they all are – incapable of mirth and nasty, degenerate and vulgar to the core.

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    I’ll vote for Dr. Ben Carson because I believe he’s an intelligent and honest man who will do the right things. Go Dr. Carson!

    • Arachne says:

      I like Ben Carson, too. I know he lacks experience but there’s plenty of great people to advise him. And I bet he’d at least make Ted Cruz Attorney General.

    • Because olo says:

      Carson’s forgotten more about about science that Toot and Nye together will ever know.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Another fun packed late night for Gus. 😆

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  16. Doppel milyo says:

    hey fuckface Icarus

    There is only one demographic that Carson needs to win to beat Hillary.
    The evangelicals.

    There’s a lot of em and if they get motivated and turn out, he will win.
    the GOP has offered up spineless RINOS the last few election cycles. the base stayed home

    I can;t remember a man of such character as Ben Carson, having a shot at the white house, in my lifetime.
    the country would do well to elect him and you can’t do a thing about it you flabby racist cocksucker


    So, BlueGrl21 is a racist, too. Goes right for skin color. But it’s teh Repubs who are racists, according to her. Because, that’s why.

    Not very surprising, since the Dem party is rife with “people of color” getting coffee and being the rare clean and articulate example. Not my words, whiz kids … check your leadership.

    Stalker Charles, being a little more subtle than Grl21 due to age, will instead lead attacks against Dr. Carson with bigotry, and just let most of the racism be implied.

    Remember, Progs, you’re the guys that go apeshit when a black person dares to not say the things you think they should say. The Dem party really is a plantation, and you assholes are all slavecatchers.

    /look it up, you creepy aging misogynistic stalker

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  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Because science!! Maybe the high C02 levels have made them too stupid to do good science?

    Seriously these fucking progturd crooks masquerading as scientists are so dumb they forget that the effects of C02 on cognition OF COURSE has been thoroughly studied by the US Navy. They drive submarines IDIOTS.

  20. Because olo says:

    Tweet it, Mr. Toot!

  21. Because olo says:

    This looks sixteen shades of rasis to me.

    • rightymouse says:

      No retweets.

      • Arachne says:

        No downloads either, I’ll bet.

      • Arachne says:

        BTW, why does the Supreme Succotash need a podcast AFFILIATE? Anyone can make a podcast for downloading onto iTunes. There’s software and everything. Why is Fats linking to a podcast that doesn’t even feature his illustrious name or blog in the title. I mean, why does he need to be part of someone else’s? Geez all it requires is the ability to link and God knows he has that down to a fine art.

        • Because you're dumb says:

          He has no chops for entertainment media whatsoever. All he knows how to do is be a bitch online.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Got a lot of time on your hands, Toot? We could show you Tweets from the Progs, and some of them in academia, Hollywood, the MSM, and Washington who publicly fantasize about killing gun owners that would take you days to read through.

    As usual, Toot provides no examples, just his typical running of his Cheetos filled mouth.

    • Arachne says:

      Wow. Now Fatass is really pissed that Kerry lost the election? Gay marriage? Uh, not a single politician came out for gay marriage in ’04 you stupid shit. Clinton was still against it, Kerry was still against it,. Obama was still against it – NO ONE WAS FOR IT.

      How about the shitbag at Salon or Vox or whatever mental institution has a blog that thought anyone wanting to purchase a gun should have to actually be SHOT first. Calls for random violence are a wholly owned opinion of the left. Fatso. Embrace it.

      Besides – aren’t YOU the big guy behind the Dan Rather story?

      BTW. I’m starting to think that there’s a little core group of his that immediately retweet him when he posts something.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Because liberal fanatics are always such a class act.

    • dezes157 says:

      I seem to remember some of chucks minions wanting to break into gun owners homes to kill them, can anyone point me to that?

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunk eagerly jumped on the Crazy Train to Liberal La La Land where up is down, wrong is right, lies are truth, idiocy is smart and justice is anything but. Here’s one of his new heroes, the protected class thief fake black Shaun King calling a courageous actual black cop a sellout to his race and Uncle Tom. It’s a stunningly unfair insult even from a black person, much more so from a white man lying about being a black person.

    Yet Chunk defends Shaun King presumably because they’re both frauds trying to rewrite the histories of their actual pasts. It must suck to want to be a huge negative judge over everyone else with so much baggage to have to lie about.

  24. Because olo says:

    Back on this one again… 🙄