Mr. Toot’s nasty swipe at Ben Carson

It’s no secret that Ben Carson had a rough time growing up in Inner City Detroit. Despite these obstacles, Carson was able to rise out of the Ghetto and become a successful brain surgeon. Being the petty immature man-child, Charles attacks Carson’s pass.


Charles Johnson’s real beef is that Ben Carson left the Ghetto and made something of his life. Like most White Progressives, Charles feels that Blacks should stay stuck in their situation. That is Mr. Toot’s real beef with Ben Carson.


94 Comments on “Mr. Toot’s nasty swipe at Ben Carson”

  1. swamprat says:

    What a bigot. He probably thinks Ben Carson carries a switchblade.

    • KGB says:

      Next thing you know, Charles will be wondering who’s going to clean Donald Trump’s toilets after he commits genocide on all brown people.

    • swamprat says:

      He’d pay big money to see Ben Carson suddenly snap and run amok, tap dancing on a watermelon rind, at one of the GOP debates.

  2. KGB says:

    So black people are predisposed to running amok with baseball bats?

  3. rightymouse says:

    Hubby & I watched a show on TV last night that documented the separation of twins in Africa co-joined in the head. One of the surgeons on the team in Africa was Dr. Ben Carson. Dr. Carson separated the last blood vessel and the hospital piped in the Hallelujah Chorus on the speaker. Hubby & I were in tears.
    Fatso can sod off. What a disgusting human being you’ve become, Charles. May you rot in hell.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The man is truly an inspiration. And Chunk’s disrespect of him and purposely leaving the title of doctor off of his name shows how low Chunk stoop in hopes of being accepted by the soul less and hateful left.

  4. kingkuffa says:

    I’d pay good money to see Toot update his avatar.


    Pretty damned racist of you, Stalker Charles.

    Then again, you’re a “Progressive”, and racism is one of your core values.

  6. Because olo says:

    He doesn’t have big money. He doesn’t have any money.

    • KGB says:

      C’mon, I’m sure the sales of both a beat-up VW and a bike with with a bent rim must have netted him a healthy nest egg.

      On a side note, can you imagine how many french fries and In ‘N Out wrappers were under the seats of the VW when it finally shuffled off this mortal coil?

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s a disgusting racist pig who is also flat broke. There may be a correlation there.

      • OLT's GREAT WHITE WHALE HO! says:

        I don’t think so, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are very well-off.

        • rightymouse says:

          These race hustlers get out of their homes to con the gullible. Fatso wallows around at home and begs for money on the net.

          • rightymouse says:

            And speaking of…here he goes…lololol!!!

          • Because olo says:

            Is it too early to drink?

          • rightymouse says:

            Nope. Am home today and am already eyeing the liquor cabinet.

          • OLT's GREAT WHITE WHALE HO! says:

            But you said “disgusting racist pig”. There was no mention of work ethic.

            /OMG, I used the word “ethic” in conjunction with Jackson and Sharpton. Hilarious!

          • Because olo says:

            ♫ Cuz shakin’ down is hard to do… ♬

          • Octopus says:

            The plaintive plea goes out again…and again, nothing. Not a pfennig, or a sou. Nada!

            Do you really enjoy being kicked to the curb everyday, Fatass? Good Lord, have some human pride. Get a fucking job.

          • Because you're dumb says:

            Who’s us?

          • Arachne says:

            By promoting our dishonest left-wing smear campaign.
            Fatty, no one sees you as some sort of dragon-slayer. But keep up the pathetic bowl begging.

            “Fundraiser” – uh, even United Way only does a month, Chubby. You’re going on half a year. You really need the money, don’t you Fats? Smelling them pulling the plug on you?

          • Because olo says:

            Get serious. Who’s going to hire a fat surly 63 YO who isn’t skilled at anything?

          • Octopus says:

            The American People might elect him President, if he runs. Luckily, he can barely waddle.

  7. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunk speaks more respectfully about the violent thug Sug Knight. He referred to him as a “media executive” as I recall when commenting about news of Knight’s latest violent murderous rampage. Where Knight ran over two people with his truck over an argument about some stupid thug rap video. Yet he doesn’t even give the title of doctor to an acclaimed brilliant surgeon and truly remarkable man. Usually just refers to him as Carson. Chunk is really a soul less and hate filled piece of lying progturd trash now due to his embrace of progturdism.

  8. Because you're dumb says:

    This reminds me of that incident where Russell Brand made a video lecturing the WSJ’s Jason Riley for selling out “his people”. Because Riley dresses and speaks well like any well educated and highly professional business journalist would. Yet the pasty Brand feels entitled to pass judgement. Why doesn’t Brand walk around dressed like Shakespeare and honor his own people?

    Chunk’s the same way. A loud mouthed white ghoul thinking he can judge ethnic people whom he does not even know.

  9. windbag says:

    He’s jealous. Despite all his white privilege, Chuckles hasn’t accomplished 1/10,000th of Carson’s achievements.

    • Because olo says:

      Despite all his white privilege, he was never endowed with any ability. Arguably, Carson was hyperpriveleged in that regard.

      • Bunk X says:

        Young Carson had a knife in his pocket for self protection in a dangerous Detroit neighborhood.

        Old Johnson had a Mossberg that he named Mr. Boots.

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    They’re really polar opposites Chunk and Dr. Carson.

    Black – White
    Smart – Dumb
    Principled – Characterless
    Slim – Fat
    Attractive – Repulsive
    Mature – Infantile
    Wealthy – Broke as a Joke
    Motivator – Critical destructive dick
    Loved by all – Hated by many, tolerated by a few
    Kind – Cruel and Mean-spirited
    Gives the gift of life – Asks for handouts for doing nothing
    Devout – Negative and Profane

  11. Octopus says:

    A drunken stumblebum is lurching around, babbling incoherently. Somebody call somebody.

  12. Octopus says:

    The Left has convinced itself that Shrillary’s crowning moment of glory occurred during her Benghazi testimony. Even if she was lying. Because she didn’t care she was lying. Not one shit does she give.

    • Arachne says:

      Don’t worry Dan – maybe Bill Burkett has some memos he can jimmy up showing Hildebeest in the Sit Room while the ambassasor was being murdered.

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunk is a proud Social Justice Warrior. He wanted to leave the right and join this movement even though everyone knows that it’s an Orwellian term. Those who adhere to it care nothing about justice or truth or even liberalism. It’s actually about perpetrating further injustices by punishing usually completely innocent people in a moronic attempt to even some dim-witted cosmic scorecard. Such as making up rape accusations against white college students, blaming the cops for altercations with black criminals, blaming white privilege for lack of minority achievement instead of the gangs and drugs rampant in many urban areas. Blaming poverty for Islamic violence. It’s all about purposely getting it wrong to support a narrative.

    Here’s a great example of Chunk’s SJW jack assery practiced by an insulting ass of an idiot on the most moronic cable station on the planet AMESSNBC.

    AGUILAR: But let`s be fair. If there`s somebody who is a hard worker when he goes to Washington is Paul Ryan. Not only works with the Republicans but Democrats. You know very well that I work on immigration issue, trying to get Republicans to support immigration reform. Paul Ryan is somebody who has reported immigration reform, has worked with somebody like Luis Gutierrez. Luis Gutierrez is very respectful, speaks highly of Paul Ryan. This is somebody who`s trying to govern.”

    HARRIS-PERRY: “Alfonso, I feel you. I just want to pause on one thing. Because I don`t disagree with you that I actually think Mr. Ryan is a great choice for this role. I want us to be super careful when we use the language “hard worker.” because I actually keep an image of folks working in cotton fields on my office wall. Because it is a reminder about what hard work looks like. So, I feel you that he`s a hard worker. I do. But in the context of relative privilege, and I just want to point out, when you talk about work life balance and being a hard worker, the moms who don`t have health care who are working – “

  14. Because olo says:

    Really? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, has Fatty commended on his pals at Gawker’s totally made up story about Chris Christie getting booted from an Amtrak car? LIBERALs who were in the car during the incident said Gawker was full of shit. I’m sure that’s right up your alley.

      Yeah, because no one would ever, say, JOKE about that or anything, right, Fatty?

      • Because olo says:

        I wish Aisha would make an appearance and explain the whole burqa thing. Something about hot sweaty something or something.

    • pineapple says:

      Hmm….. I thought they wore them so they don’t have to shave so often.

  15. Because you're dumb says:


    Refugees on Slovenia-Croatia border – drone video footage

    • Abu says:

      In the old days at LGF this was referred to as a “target rich environment”. Remember that, Fuckface? Oh yeah, he never reads here.

  16. kbdabear says:

    And a steady job for the monthly payments ….

  17. Arachne says:

    I don’t know if those on the left are all that comfortable with Fat Irrelevant White boy who prances around his house dressed as a social justice warrior calling out stereotypes on an educated black man, even if they DO disagree with him politically.

    • Because olo says:

      Oh, sure they are. That’s how they all talk behind closed doors. They just don’t like fat, stinky Kim Chunk Cheeto.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Who pissed in Obungle’s corn flakes? I would have expected him to set the Constitution on fire and declare America now to be The People’s Republic II before standing up to the ChiComms. Is this going to be another red line bungle? Where Putin will step in and assure Obungle that the Chink’s new islands are peaceful. Enabling Obungle to back down in his usual dufus comical fashion while bowing submissively.

  19. Octopus says:

    #nowplaying in der bunker…

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Well since the GoFundMe thing isn’t panning out for the Plodding Pannus Panhandler here are some other ideas for Chunky to try and keep himself in Cheetos encrusted salmon planks and artisanal cheesiness.

    Although he wouldn’t qualify for sperm donor. You have to be tall, young and at least in college or have a degree in something. Since Chunk is short, fat and never went to college it’s not going to work. Code monkey reverse engineerer is not considered a thing. Also you have to be able to find your junk under all that fat to wank it. Maybe if he stared at this a lot.

    • Because olo says:

      Ever heard the parable of the princess and the pea? That’s what a toot boner would be like.

  21. ISTE says:

    We need our own Amazon store here.

    Charles has one, why can’t we?

    I bet a really hot selling item would be “Body Back Buddy Self-Massage Tool”

    About the Product
    The Body Back Buddy trigger point massager is designed to help you self-massage any area of your body especially hard to reach areas such as between your shoulder blades or in your back. Keeping your muscles relaxed and out of contraction is important in helping to reduce pain and prevent muscle injury.

    Easy to control design provides countless ways to navigate the tool for optimal leverage and control to treat any area on the body.

    11 specially designed therapy knobs. Relieve spasms, tight muscles, trigger points and pressure points.

    Easy to understand instructions included with each massage tool.

    Quality Made in USA Since 1995 and LIFETIME WARRANTY!

    Penis penis penis LOL

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    LOL! How pathetic an old commie being smeared by an old corporate shill grifter crook leftist liar. It’s really funny!

  23. Octopus says:

    …and then, after she gets the reaction she’s begging for, she’ll “start a dialogue about bullying” and plead for an end to fat-shaming and the sexist war on women. 😆

  24. Bunk X says:

  25. Octopus says:

    Fatass provides us with so much useless information. Supposed to fire our imagination, I guess. 🙄

  26. Octopus says:

    People who work for a living, pay their taxes, raise children, send them to college, never get arrested, aren’t a burden to society due to their indigent, drug-and-alcohol ravaged lifestyle?

    Yes, it can be tiring. But it’s really rewarding, too. In your next life, you should try it on for size.

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    Hey wait black guys sing beautiful songs and are sensitive and intelligent? And aren’t self absorbed asses who only rap about how great they are? Oh yeah, they do!

  28. Because you're dumb says:

    Don’t cry. Oh OK go ahead and cry. She’s a really cute nut who’s suffered tragedy, was recently poor and yeah, didn’t really realize she’s gorgeous and awesome.

  29. Because you're dumb says:

    And here’s some really terrible music that is just awful. Because remember we’re so jaded and smart that we don’t enjoy this at all. Because it’s just so sacchrine and awful and bad. And we’ve moved beyond such terrible stuff. Because we really want black guys telling us how awesome they are. Especially while they flex their muscles. 🙂 And that’s the only good music. So don’t listen to this.

  30. Because you're dumb says:

    And this guy plays guitar too but he didn’t play with Al Jarreau so I guess he sucks.


    I saw Crazy Bernie on a “news” show doing his free stuff stump speech with a “journalist” handing him prompts. I was buying a donut, which I note was not free or subsidized by US taxpayers (an endangered species).

    While I prefer his speech impediment to Barney Frank’s, Bernie still sounds like a Muppet.

    A less popular, more disturbing Muppet.

    Oh, and a real “journalist” would have challenged at least one of his more insane claims. But we have fewer of those than we do honest politicians.

    • Octopus says:

      Shrillary’s going to give away free collidge! 😆

      Like Truthman Rather was saying, she has no qualms about lying. It’s just not an issue for her. It’s a way of life.

  32. rightymouse says:

    I see that Charles’ latest bleat tweet for funds fell on deaf ears.