All roads lead to Pam

Every person has had their heart broken, there is always the one that got away. Most people forget about it and move on, Charles is one of those that can not. Ever since Pam Geller rejected his advances, Mr. Toot has been on a non stop Jihad against her. He connects her to wold events and statements by world leaders.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu mentioned the ties the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem had with Hitler. This is documented fact and one not disputed by historians. Still trying work off the fatwa against him and wanting acceptance from the Left, Charles attacks the Israeli PM’s mention of this connection. In his attack, he ties Pam Geller to this!




Charles really believes that Pam Geller has influenced the Israeli PM and his views on the connection between Hitler and the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. All roads lead to Pam in Mr. Toots paranoid conspiratorial mind. He can’t get over his heartbreak.


117 Comments on “All roads lead to Pam”

  1. Octopus says:

    His loathing for Israel is right out there in the open now, isn’t it?

  2. Octopus says:

    The straight arm he took from Pam on that fateful night left a mark, and shook him bad. He tried smelling-salts, but he’s still got concussion symptoms, all these years later.

    • Pakimon says:

      I thought Peyton knew better.

      Telling Ronda Rousey to get in the kitchen and make sammiches is a risky proposition.

      The starey glare should’ve been a hint to drop the subject right quickly.

      A Cinnamon Swirl French Toast Breakfast Sandwich might’ve defused the situation. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I watched a couple more of her fights last night. She’s intimidating. She’s dating a huge MMA guy now, and I’m still worried he’s going to get short with her one cranky morning before she’s had her coffee, and lose an arm. 😯

      • Because you're dumb says:

        She’s my current celebrity hearthrob. Oh baby. Sorry Katy.

  3. Octopus says:

    I didn’t get around to thanking you for your kind compliments on my first Israel post. Thanks. But I don’t think I’m going to post any more “diary” entries.

    It appears that HA has become sort of a graveyard lately. If it’s not a Trump grumble thread, the comment traffic is about nil.

    It takes time for me to write those article length stories and as self-serving as it may be, I like a robust readership looking at my writings.

    Maybe I could weave Trump into one of my Israel stories? That’s the ticket.

    Walter L. Newton on October 21, 2015 at 6:00 AM

    Peevish. 😆

    • Pakimon says:


      I’d forgotten how pompous and pretentious that guy was.

      I imagine ol’ Walt is pining for the glory days when he was an elite member of the Kool Kidz Klub at LGF with updings galore for his every comment.

      Maybe with enough groveling, His Royal Chunkiness will allow Walt back into The Bog Kingdom.

      The knuckleheads over there would upding his screeds chock full o’ “insight” and “gravitas” at the drop of a hat bag of Cheetos.

      Especially if His Royal Chunkiness hinted that it would be in their best interest to do so.

      All Walt has to do is offer Chunkles a weekly “guest columnist” spot at his “newspaper”. 😆

      • pineapple says:

        I knew there was something wrong with Walter when he “outed” LGF conservatives as some sort of affront to LGF or something. It didn’t make sense.

        He’s a piece of shit that betrayed people’s trust.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s been posting in the comments at Hot Air, acting like a visiting dignitary. Nice ego, Walter. 😆

          Thing is, I wasn’t even trying to rib him before, and he went off like I’d viciously attacked him. Now I have to poke him with an elbow, if he ever shows up again. I can’t help myself.

    • Because olo says:

      Sounds like a certain peevish Austrian artist, who the world just didn’t appreciate.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Did he grow into the role of curmudgeon or was he born that way?

      Men, do not become Walter as you age! Nothing worse.

  4. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dark and chilly night and Gus is in the neighbor’s yard looking to leech off their wifi when he spies a female form in the bedroom window.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus is smitten and waxes poetic.

    • Pakimon says:

      It occurs to Gus that peeping into a young girl’s bedroom window is disgusting and vile but a big slug of Sterno and cheap gin banish such guilty thoughts.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ peering and leering is reaching a crescendo!

    • Pakimon says:

      The bedroom light goes out turning the window in which Gus is peeping into a rectangle of darkness.

      Gus will not be put off by such a development.

      He hunkers down in the bushes for the long haul… 😮

      • Pakimon says:

        Will Gus’ lonely vigil be rewarded?

        Will Gus be discovered by an angry husband/father/brother/boyfriend and given a beatdown culminating in The Mother of All Atomic Wedgies?

        So many questions and the suspense is killing me! 😆

        • Octopus says:

          😆 😆 😆 😆

          That’s exactly what was going on, Pak. A disturbing development, in his late-night recon mission.

  5. Arachne says:

    No. 2,637 in the “Charles is Wrong on History – Again!” series.


      It shows that history is shaped by the penis penis penis lol and the shapely yet hard-pointed elbow of a woman.

      How different things would be if Stalker Charles’ shallow personality and jazzy ponytail had melted Pam’s icy heart, opening the Northwest Passage so that his dingy dinghy could find safe harbor in the warm, sheltered fjord of her southernmost coast.

      Our creepy, aging stalker might be svelte and steely-eyed, channeling Pam’s strength of character and focus through his lean, fruit and water-tended frame.

      However, spurned (however gently, and with or without whatever grace, such is the gift of women to men that are not deemed worthy), and sporting a raging semi that Anthony Weiner could recognize, our feckless and mirror-like protagonist instead became the anti-Pam, determined to wage war against her as revenge for her rejection. If he could find a way to paint her black and white, he would paint himself white and black. It’s just that simple.

      Yes, the elbow struck the poor fellow’s ribs, right at about the height of her glorious, unobtainable breasts**. And his poor dinghy rode the waves of anguish back to California, only to be enveloped in a mudslide of both soul and body (ok, fat), a vaguely man-shaped mountain of resentment, anger, and cheese powder-enhanced cornmeal-based snack foods.

      **Editor’s note: All men love boobs. Even Bruce Jenner, who apparently loved them a bit too much.

    • Captain Death says:

      Somehow I doubt that Netanyahu has even heard of Pamela Geller.

  6. PeteP says:

    Bashing Pam Geller while defending murderous Islamo-Nazis like the Mufti of Jerusalem. How surprising. Johnson just keeps digging deeper.

    • Refute this, Charlatan:

      “Before Amin Al Husseini, there was no Pan-Islamic Jihad against the West and the non-Muslims.
      Before Amin Al Husseini, there was no hatred between the Jews and the Arabs.
      Why did Osama Bin Ladin say in his speech on Al Jizira that this Jihad
      has been lasting for 80 years?
      Because 80 years ago, Amin Al Husseini, the man who officialized Islamic hate, declared Holy War on the West and the Jews.
      Bin Ladin and many other terror chiefs are only believers in Amin Al Husseini, who have dedicated their life to his ideology.”

      Read our timelines to know the origin of today’s antisemitism.

      As you will see, there is evidence that Amin Al Husseini was the one who
      first proposed the FINAL SOLUTION to the Germans, in order to avoid mass migration of Jews to their homeland and prevent the creation of the State of Israel. Read how Husseini’s soldiers killed Jews and escorted Jewish refugees to the death camps. Husseini lived in Berlin during WWII and from there he broadcasted hate propaganda against Jews to the Muslim countries. Before Amin Al Husseini, Jews and Muslims lived side by side peacefully for many centuries. Husseini’s influence as President of the World Islamic Congress in 1962 led to the systematic expulsion of hundred of thousands of Jews from Islamic countries.
      Husseini’s huge influence is at the origin of the hatred and the violence in the mid-East.”

  7. Octopus says:


  8. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! You know that video you insisted caused the deaths of 4 Americans in Benghazi?? Shrillary has backpedalled and is now parsing what the meaning of “is” is.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The video is the cause of the deaths. That is, if is means isn’t. See what I did there?

      – Hildebeast Clinton

  9. ISpeakJive says:

    Toot knows more about the Holocaust than Netanyahu.

    He’s so shmart.

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    Good day for Dr. Ben Carson.

    Bad day for FBI and CIA investigation target Shrilldebeast being publicly grilled by the Benghazi committee. And bad day for Shrilldebeast supporter/knee-jerk Carson bashers like Chunkles Johnson.

  11. Octopus says:

    Another embarrassing flop for Redford. Studio throwing good money after bad, trying to promote the revisionist-history nonsense. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Better that than some moonbat revisionist stuff about the Holocaust. Keep on trying to resurrect teh Dan, Bob.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Gosh who’da thunk a movie called Truth filled with a bunch of lies would bomb? This was a total mis-step for Blanchett who I’ve completely lost respect for buying into leftard propaganda shit.

      I’m looking forward to Burnt. There was a half hour making of the movie on the Food channel with commentary from the leads, the director and the exec chef consultant. Looks good.

      • Arachne says:

        Would not surprise me if DirecTV announces that it will be available “On Demand the same day it opens in Theaters!” That’s what they do with loser movies – try to get you to buy it at home before you find out what a turkey it is.

        My guess? Theaters that have booked this bomb (and frankly, I don’t think there’s that many) will be looking to get out of their agreements to show it and will instead attempt to extend the run of the movie that’s showing there now.

        And I have yet to see a single trailer announcing that it opens in theaters nationwide on Friday. It’s averaged $11,000 per screen with a take of $60,000? That’s something like six screens or so. Nope, take it down, Bobby, no one is going to see this dog.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        It’s sad. He’s trying to relive his glory days as Woodward, or Bernstein or whatever.

        Maybe he should remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundamaged Kid ( he’s not aging well) with geezers ala’ the new Star Wars.

  12. Octopus says:

    No matter how many lies Hillary is caught telling, Chunky keeps insisting there’s absolutely nothing to the Benghazi scandal. It’s almost like he’s mentally-challenged. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. Her back-pedalling on the video was gob-smacking. It’s going to be interesting to see how Fatso spins this.

      • Arachne says:

        And you may not like Donald Trump, but I bet his people are already putting together a “what she said at the time” and a “what she’s saying now” sort of throbbing memo.

        Which is why I think more and more that that whole Rose Garden “I’m not going to run” by Biden was a sham performance. He’s not going to run because, you know, we need to find a cure for cancer. Why do this the day BEFORE the Benghazi hearings? Why not after. And why do this whole dog and pony show with Obama in attendance. Why not do a quick interview with 60 minutes and say it then? You don’t have a huge press event to announce you’re NOT running for President, and especially with the current occupant of the office standing over your shoulder.

        I’m just spit ballin’ here, but I think the original intent was for Biden to announce he WAS running, but some political strategist came – at the last minute and said that this moment would not be an opportune time to announce, so he should announce he’s NOT running. Doing so at this moment would allow Hillary to believe her shot to the nomination is now clean and clear. Bernie is her only chief rival and he’s not going to win the the nom. Which means that it isn’t going to matter about emails or Benghazi.

        I think after the first of the year, when she has REALLY tanked and is shown to be losing to every Republican candidate (as will Sanders), it’s going to be “Lunchbox Joe” to the rescue. Another Rose Garden event but this time, he will announce that the World will have to endure cancer a little longer as he must put aside his apparent new-found medical research ambitions and run for President —

  13. rightymouse says:

    Say WHAT???????????? 😯

    • Arachne says:

      Johnson tries to dive in the deep end. Smacks head in the wading pool.
      You look stupid Fatass. Waiting for you to say Cummings put Gowdy in his place by calling him a liar.

      Think so? Gowdy’s a prosecutor. He probably thought that releasing the whole Blumenthal transcript would be viewed by Dems as “irrelevant” and “piling on” – however, now that Dumber than Dirt Cummings has called for its release in its entirety?

      Bait. Trap. Sprung.

  14. ISpeakJive says:

    Wow, Chunky. You say that like “obsessed partisan attack dog” is a bad thing, lol.

    • Because olo says:

      This Watergate hearing actually is accomplishing something – making the donkeys look like the obsessed partisan attack dogs they are.

      Fixed it.

    • Arachne says:

      Keep telling yourself that shitbag. If anyone looked partisan it was the Dems. She looked like the lying sack of shit she is. Oh, and most of America agrees that the hearings are not partisan and that she IS a lying sack of shit.

      Shouldn’t you be tweeting out another whine soon that the producers of “Truth didn’t consult with you.”

  15. Octopus says:

    Now that’s just sad. 😆

  16. Arachne says:

    What is the over/under, do you think, that Fatso didn’t watch a single minute of the Benghazi hearings and instead is pulling his “revelations” off the comments at TPM or MMFA?

    Where’s the specifics?

    • TreBob says:

      Charles doesn’t do specifics or links. That would nail him down to one thing instead of slithering around the room like possessed Jello. By leaving it generic and link-less then he can say you misunderstood, were stupid or wrong that he didn’t say that.

      Above all, Charles is a coward of the first order.

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    Does anyone get a sense if anything was accomplished in the hearings? My understanding is the goal for Gowdy was to spring a perjury trap using her previous testimony and newly since revealed emails, etc… If that hasn’t happened today then that’s it. They only have today. Otherwise this is probably going to backfire on the Repubs. The Dems know she’s a fricking crook and a liar and they don’t care. They all voted happily for her lying rapist husband. The only way she’s going down is with a serious and clear legal problem hanging over her.

    • Arachne says:

      You don’t establish perjury from the individual’s testimony.
      You establish perjury from other sources contradicting the individual ‘s sworn testimony.
      I believe the first time she appeared, she was not under oath, so perjury would not apply. HOWEVER, today she claimed “I never blamed a video.” Statement taken alone? Not perjury.

      However, in subsequent days, emails, statements made to other and especially remarks to the the families that stood in the airplane hangar in front of their loved ones’ coffins, when she whispered in their ears that the video maker was going to jail.

      NOW you have perjury.

      And if it was good enough to send Scooter Libby to jail when NO ONE died……

      • Because olo says:

        And at least one mom is EXTREMELY PISSED. That’s all you need.

        • Arachne says:

          I couldn’t believe how the libs were attacking that poor woman after her interview with Carol Costello (who was an absolute dirtbag), calling her an “attention seeker” and “paid Fox shill.”

          No soul.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        OK that’s good to know. Thanks for that. I needed a buckup! 🙂

        • Arachne says:

          I still believe that the Obama regime is going to offer up Biden in the early part of next year.

          But I will tell you one thing – love him or hate him – Donald Trump would eviscerate this lying bitch during a debate. He would have no problem at all tearing her a new one.

    • rightymouse says:

      Gowdy is a smart man. I’m banking on him gathering enough inconsistencies to hang her. She seemed pretty sure that the missing emails were gone. Would not be surprised if they get recovered. Don’t forget – the FBI is breathing down her neck too.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh and I do love the Dems thinking that Dumb as Dirt Cummings “called Gowdy’s bluff” with regard to releasing the full transcript of Blumenthal. I’m thinking that transcript is pure GOLD regarding what a pair of dirtbags Hildebeest and Blumenthal really are. I imagine Blumie thought this would never see the light of day, that the Benghazi thing was done and it didn’t matter, he’d get cover even if it was resurrected.

      • Because olo says:

        They’ll get recovered. The woman was such a complete cybermoron, there’s no way she can manage those nerds.

        • rightymouse says:

          Her body language was extraordinary today. She really believes she’s untouchable and above it all. I was struck by her arrogance and disregard of the fact patterns that SHE created initially with Susan Rice & Obama. Unreal.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh poor Chunky Butt. The Evil Gun Nutz are more popular than his crooked lying heroes Obungle and the Shilldebeast according to a Gallup poll.

  19. rightymouse says:


  20. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Smoke some more dope, ya big dope….

    • Pakimon says:


      Charles! I’m not drunk on Sterno yet so I’m spouting the moonbat talking points like you commanded!

      Please forgive me for my late night drunken Twitter rants!

      I’ll be a good little sycophant, I promise!

      I’ll never do it agai…wait a minute!

      There’s a can of Sterno under my cot and the bedroom light is on at the neighbor’s house!

      Never mind!

      • Octopus says:

        “Rough men stand ready in the night to…peep in the neighbor-gal’s window and do violence on her behalf. To his own penis penis penis lol.”
        –George Orwell

  21. Arachne says:

    I think what I find the most offensive in some ways was her body language and air of elitism and boredom. Almost a whole “How.Dare.You” attitude.

    Let me remind you, Mrs. Clinton, that at present you are a candidate for the Presidency of the United States, and the decisions you would have to make, given the current World climate that you and the current occupant of the White House have created, will be far more important and wide-reaching in terms of safety of Americans and accountability. I would have thought you would have taken the opportunity of a national audience to present yourself as someone who cared for the truth of the situation, who regarded an investigation into four dead Americans as important and worth your time.

    Instead, your visible indifference and loathing of having to actually, at long last, answer for your behavior and visible disdain for the proceedings does not and will not endear you to the American people. You were like a hooker, checking her watch so she’s know when she could leave the john’s hotel room.

    • rightymouse says:

      Agreed. See my comment above about this.

      • Well said, Spider Lady. The arrogance of the elitists is grinding on the electorate. Hillary and all like her will get their comeuppance. Patience, Grasshoppers …

        • Because olo says:

          And they just don’t see it. The exact same thing is happening on both sides of the Atlantic. The ruling classes think everything’s just wunnerful wunnerful wunnerful. They have no clue what’s about the hit them.

  22. Pammy Cakes says:

    Are Pammies boobies real?

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    @speechboy71 I have to agree; I’ve never been her biggest fan, but she’s impressive as hell dealing with this barrage of nonsense.
    7 minutes ago

    Chunky r impress!

  24. Because you're dumb says:

    A one. A two. A you know what to do!

  25. Octopus says:

    Chunky thinks Shrill kicked ass today. Ipso fatso, she’s going to prison soon. 😆

  26. Abu oyliM penis penis penis lol says:

    Apologies, I didn’t see this here. Sorry if this is a repeat. Ginger making news. Fuckface, not so much.

  27. Octopus says:

    It’s now been 8 long days since Chunky’s last “Anonymous” donation to his own GoFundMe, and the begging bowl stands at $3185. No traffic whatsoever, despite his non-stop tweeting of the Media Matters waddling-orders, and persistent stalking of his several targets. Nobody cares.

    Except us, Chunky me boy. We think you’re really groovy, man.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s gotten so bad, Chunkles deleted the one comment (which he posted himself) made five months ago at the bottom of the page. 😆

  28. kbdabear says:

    The proper response to this is; “If I do, what the fuck are you going to do about it from your couch, Fatass?”

  29. Octopus says:

    Gus, please sit down and finish your Sterno, so you can nod off to sleep and stop humiliating yourself. 😆

    What happened in Benghazi isn’t about Hillary Clinton or Democrats. It was about America. You and me, all of us in this nation.
    26 minutes ago
    Therein lies one potential cause. We let our guard down in Benghazi. We thought they loved us. We came as liberators. We left in body bags.
    27 minutes ago
    I learned one thing from Benghazi. We might have helped Libyans oust Gaddafi but many of them still hate us.
    29 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      Gus discovers that in the Middle East, there are no friends. The best you can do is frenemies.

      Keep thinking. You might actually thunk something.

  30. Because olo says:

    Hey Toot. ‘Hawk does this and gets 11 faves.