@Gus_802 Addresses… Someone. [Update: We Got Chumped.]

Gus Story

Yep. That’s Gus Ignatowski from 2010.


@Gus_802 quit Twitter in 2013 (yeah, right). Meanwhile, A Little Birdy sent us this. It contains an odd message:

Gus 802 Spazzout

Here’s the unedited graphically-enhanced version for your viewing pleasure:

GUS Twitter Header Enlarged

Bizarre. Was Gus sending a message to a fellow Lizard, was he referring to himself, or was it an impulsive cagey crit of Charles F. Johnson? Either and/or any way it’s been deleted, and you got our attention again, Gusano.

[h/t @SemperBanU. Related posts here.]

[Update – Apparently we got chumped by @SemperBanU who scotched Gus_802’s Twitterheader without letting us know it was a hoax. Give us a headslurp next time, Semp.]


187 Comments on “@Gus_802 Addresses… Someone. [Update: We Got Chumped.]”

  1. Abu oyliM says:


  2. Octopus says:

    That’s too weird to be real. Tell me it’s a gag, someone is playing on Gustavo. 😆

  3. Abu oyliM Second,eh says:

    Gus sucks, and Charles is his master. Unless Goos has something to say otherwise.

  4. kbdabear says:

    It’s Canada, who’ll pay that much attention until they take in a million Syrian refugees who end up blowing shit up in America

    Switzerland swung way to the right this weekend. Don’t hear you talking about that Toot, and they’re SWISS NAZZZZEEEZZZ, your worst nightmare!

  5. Briareus says:

    Seems we got chumped by @SemperBanU. I trusted him.

  6. Octopus says:

    Running out of sterno-steam…

    38 minutes ago
    Gold and rose.
    39 minutes ago
    Because. Stupid people.
    40 minutes ago
    And it really didn’t have to stop.
    42 minutes ago
    And so castles made of sand.
    43 minutes ago
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    48 minutes ago
    Sad man/ twitter.com/TheAPJournalis…
    50 minutes ago

  7. Octopus says:

    Just found out Daniel Norris, the brilliant young pitching prospect we received in trade for David Price, has thyroid cancer. I can’t believe the shittiness of this news.

  8. Bunk X says:

    I was asked by reunion classmates to send a selfie, and I assume it has to do with boobs. Does anyone have a pair of 40DDs I can borrow for a few minutes?

  9. Octopus says:


    After Josh Earnest lied and said Obama had no plans to meet with fake-bomb-kid, he quietly did. Oddly, the kid didn’t have time to pick up the bomb-clock, he’s been travelling so much since the episode. He’s not in school now, btw. Dad pulled him out, says they’ll be home-skooling from now on. 😆

  10. OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

    That memo isn’t throbbing.

    So, fake.

  11. Walter L. Newton says:

    The Marble Intifada
    Israel diary entry Oct. 5, 2015

    Any walk through the Old City of Jerusalem, especially if it is your first time, can seem like you have stumbled into an M.C. Escher painting, only less symmetrical.

    There is hardly a flat spot in the city. Most of the streets are composed of steps, one moment you are walking downhill, the next moment you are trudging uphill.

    Every street looks the same, lined with shops selling baubbles to the tourists and holy sites offering faith to the faithful.

    That was the impressions I had when I first strolled the ancient streets. But hidden among the merchants chanting “I want to show you my shop,” there were the seeds of discord growing in the minds of some children not very much older than six or seven.

    My girlfriend, her friend and I had entered the Old City through the Damascus Gate and headed down El Wad Ha-Gai Street toward the Western Wall.

    I heard the plink, chink, plink of something hitting the paving stones of the street. I turned around and saw three young boys, wearing faded jeans and colorful t-shirts.

    One child ran off down a side street while another headed up El Wad Ha-Gai Street. The third child stood firm, looked right at me, index fingers of both hands pointed toward me and he grinned at me as I snapped a picture.

    The three of us turned back around and continued our search for the Western Wall. We had not taken 10 steps when I heard the plink, chink, plink sounds again. My girlfriend suddenly said “ouch.” Something had hit her on the back of her head.

    We turned around again and noticed that the three children had appeared behind us once more and I discovered what they we throwing at us. They were chucking marbles, laughing like it was some youthful game or school yard activity.

    I picked up one of the marbles and put it in my pocket as they ran off. It was evident what the children were doing. They were imitating their older peers, but instead of rocks and bottles, they were throwing marbles at the “infidels.”

    Children on Al Wad Ha-Gai St. in the Old City of Jerusalem Oct. 5, 2015, throwing marbles at visitors to the city. (Photo by Walter L. Newton)

    Later that day I sat down with some soldiers who were on a security detail in the Old City. I recounted my story about the children and the marbles. He smiled at me, put his hand in his pocket and produces a marble and said “A marble like this?”

    I put my hand in my pocket and showed him my marble and said “souvenir.” The soldier laughed.

    Tensions between the Arabs and Israelis had been rising during the summer of 2015. By the time we got to Israel in October, it was starting to reach a boiling point. Some of the media and residents were concerned that they were on the cusp of a third intifada.

    I am sure that these three children felt totally vindicated by their actions. After all, they have seen their older brothers and friends throw rocks, they’ve seen the encounters between their families and Israeli security and border police. They’ve seen the deaths on both sides.

    It was wrong for these children to be hurling marbles at a tourist or anyone else. But I blame the parents for their actions. What would happen if one parent would help one child to play “marbles,” get an education and come back to the Old City with a plan for peace?

    It only took one marble to interrupt our day for a moment; it was inconsequential in the bigger scheme of things. Could one child bring peace to the Arab/Israeli problem? In the bigger scheme of things, that’s not very inconsequential.

    • Because olo says:

      Problem is, there are lots of good parents and kids, but they’re invisible. You don’t have to deal with them, you have to deal with the bad ones. And the (Palestinian) government is egging the bad ones on.

      Kinda like here.

      • Walter L. Newton says:

        I met one such family and sat as a guest in their house in Silwan, one of the poorest and most dangerous neighborhoods in East Jerusalem. That is for another story.

        I will be compiling short stories about my two weeks in Israel and publishing them here and other various places on the intertubes over the next month.

        I wasn’t on assignment for my newspaper, but since there was so much tension rising, I treated a lot of my stay there as if I was reporting on events and getting pictures of some of the ‘action.”

        So to speak, I went looking for trouble.

        • Octopus says:

          For the record, I meant no disrespect. In fact, I was looking forward to reading the next installments. I guess I can see how you could have taken my comment as a diss, but if I had completed my thought, I’d have said something complimentary, so you wouldn’t think I was comparing your writing to Chunky’s sniveling.

    • Octopus says:

      Reminiscent of Chunky’s story of being finger-banged by a young Muslim in Culver City. Yes, they do grow up to become martyr-terrorists. They start losing their marbles at a young age.

  12. Because olo says:

    Sterno drunk.

  13. Octopus says:

    Yes, please do! It’s been awhile since we had the pleasure of one of your scintillating think-pieces, about one of your stalking-targets. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Not to mention, you are consorting with bronys now. Or is that, “bronkeys?” Either way, it’s sparkly and magical.

    • pineapple says:

      Not sure, but I think this “Brony” cocksucker goes by the name SteelPH on LGF. PH= Peter Huestis?

      He’s a stealth downdinger and has trouble typing his own posts because he’s too busy masturbating to “My Little Pony”. while wearing bunny costume.

      • OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

        His most endearing Twitter posts are those making fun of Republican candidates.

        Hell, I can agree with doing that.

        Except he’s rabidly supporting the old, white Donk candidates that are everything he thinks Republicans are.

        Mental imbalance. Part of modern Liberal/Progressive “thought”.

        • pineapple says:

          If you are an adult male and avidly follow “My Little Pony” you’ve made an abrupt turn into Koo Koo Land. Your brain is broken.

        • Because olo says:

          The Donkey Show. Brought to you by Geritol. Take it away, Lawrence Welk…

          • pineapple says:


          • pineapple says:

            A few weeks ago I got drunk at Lawrence Welk Village’s swimming pool. Not easy since I had to sneak the booze in without being caught. It’s not that you can’t drink there it’s because they want to sell you their overpriced booze.

          • Because olo says:

            There are fewer things in this world gawdawfuler than Toot’s jazz licks, but Lawrence Welk is one of them.

            Eww. Just eww.

          • pineapple says:

            Come on Because… this is some rockin’ shit right here. Lawrence Welk style.

      • Bunk X says:

        He’s the new WindUpBird.

    • kbdabear says:

      First he has to find an article that someone else wrote on Ginger, copy and paste it, change a few commas and insert some Toot-speak.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, that’s it. “Write an article” means something very different to Chunky, than it does to sane people.

  14. kbdabear says:

    I’m sure Toot would love a car that drives itself through LA traffic while he tweets out ad hominem attacks and stuffs his face with Cheetos in the back seat.

    Does it come with a catheter too? Even a self-driving car doesn’t move much on the 405.

  15. Octopus says:

    The whole made-up kerfuffle is being brought to you by stupid moonbat-mobys, who imagine that there are White Supremacists who care enough about Star Wars to be mad at a black stormtrooper.

    Naturally, Fatass is all over this bullshit. 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

    I get hits at LGF when I’m mistaken for Chuck. YESSSSSSSSS!!!

    • Bunk X says:

      I was accused of being Chen before I knew who he was.

    • Arachne says:

      SUUUUUUURE you have. Because your Twitter handle is “Green Footballs” and not ChuckCJohnson and wow, anyone can make that mistake. Man, you are a pussy. Give us an example, Fatso. We get your Twitter feed.

  17. Octopus says:

    Walter doesn’t like me. 😥

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    @AngieCoiro I’ve had people tweet very angry stuff at me, thinking I was this knucklehead.
    17 minutes ago

    Knucklehead? This is what we call misogynist, racist, Nazi white supremacist menacing STOCKERS who’s free speech rights should be revoked these days? What was Hitler? Ah yes, a dummkopf!

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh crap. I find her really attractive.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Stopped caring about what?

    • Octopus says:

      Ryan was the “hollow-eyed granny-starver” of the last election. Chunky’s still thinking along those lines, while Ryan has gone more RINO than Donald Trump at a union hall fundraiser.

    • Arachne says:

      And if pressed, you couldn’t explain what you even MEAN by that dumbass remark.

  21. ISTE says:


    1:03 orgasm girl.

    • Arachne says:

      Why not just hang a big sign saying “we don’t want to give candy to children. Please TP our house instead.”

  22. Octopus says:

    It’s pretty scary in there.

  23. Octopus says:

    Is this the 50th time you’ve posted that, Chunky? Good grief. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    How did Gus find out about the sekrit meetings? The cat tell him?

  25. Octopus says:

    Again we see the late-night transformation from slobbering leftist crank to angry jackbooted stormtrooper (White Hispanic Model).

    Be a dumb ass. Leftists.
    52 minutes ago
    You are stupid. Accepted part of bring leftist.
    53 minutes ago
    I accept the fact hat you are dumb.
    55 minutes ago
    I’m fine with you being stupid.
    55 minutes ago
    You are dumb.
    56 minutes ago
    Stupid clickbait. twitter.com/politico/statu…
    57 minutes ago
    Whatever. twitter.com/politico2016/s…
    58 minutes ago
    Your BS narrative doesn’t even match your claims.
    1 hour ago
    You can’t even control your own narrative. Weak.
    1 hour ago
    They even go against their own rules.
    1 hour ago

    It’s so weird. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    We love you still, Octo.

    Next time you post a pic of yourself, the gals of DoD want to see a bit more skin. – calo

    Octo has a way with women but does he get sammiches on demand? 😀 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    Hmmmmm. A big decision coming up.

    Watch Thursday Night Football or listen to a rotund ponytailed nitwit ramble endlessly about The Ginger Chuck along with making numerous poop jokes and mispronouncing words like “milieu”.

    There’ll be two other imbeciles giggling like school girls the whole time so there’s that….

    I Can’t decide! 😮 😆 🙄

    • Octopus says:

      I’m tempted to listen in to Bubbles and Chunky, just to see what’s crackin’ in moonbat podcastville. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        That should up their listener count to an even dozen.
        I’m sure it will be all about how he was stiffed by the makers of the Truth movie.

        • Octopus says:

          Yes, he’s going to be nattering on about that. I bet he throws in a reference to his begging bowl, too — with a blurb about “all the good work he’s been doing, uncovering the insanity of the Right Wing Racist Lynch Mob.” Which will get him exactly nothing, in terms of donations or hits on his dead-ass blog.

        • Because you're dumb says:

          Might be entertaining to see his contortions trying to answer even softball questions on why he went after Rather and Mapes in defense of EvilBushMcHitler.

          • Arachne says:

            And I predict he will say that he was one of the ones who BROKE the story. He may have contributed to it later, but there is no way he is regarded as someone who broke it. And that’s been a sore spot with the people who DID for years. All you need to do is look at the timeline in our story. It was already out on Fox News, Drudge and Powerline HOURS before Johnson even woke up. And even at 8:30 a.m. PDT, he was still counseling “wait and see” while others were sticking their necks out.

            Also important was that plenty of other people had suggested that the memos be typed in the Microsoft defaults – also HOURS before Johnson did it. So either he is the slowest typist in the world or he got the idea somewhere else (I wouldn’t even rule out Pacetown at this point using a search engine) and realized it would work, and then decided to give it a go and publish it. After all, his was the more well-known blog. But I did love that Jeremy Chrysler came in and essentially called him on it. Then he was forced to print an “update” – after all, the lizards had read the comment.

      • rightymouse says:

        Brave man!

  28. Octopus says:

    The Sonnet Man is bringin’ iambic pentameter to the kids.
    Da Bard is in da hood, yo.

  29. Octopus says:


  30. Because you're dumb says:

    Ginger made the HuffPo for covering the McCarthy affair story. And deliciously they didn’t waste any words distinguishing him from some other guy with the same name. Because everybody knows there’s Charles Johnson the football player and then Charles Johnson the conservative provocateur. Chunkles tried to say Ginger didn’t break the story but the left wing Huffpo appears to give Ginger the credit.


    Few news organizations have touched the affair allegations, beyond the Drudge Report and conservative media. Charles Johnson, the conservative provocateur behind GotNews.com, reported them back in January. (Johnson, who is currently banned from Twitter, took a victory lap Thursday on Facebook.)

    Hey Chunky…..

    • Arachne says:

      I see he’s back to going after Ben Shapiro today. Ho hum….
      It’s just Fatty trolling for tweets and attention. If he didn’t have anyone’s timelines to complain about and jump into, he’d be totally ignored on Twitter.

      • rightymouse says:

        Gus better watch his back. Dear Leader must not be mocked!

        • OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

          This is both the Republican and Democratic Party plan for running against Donald Trump.

        • OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

          This does not apply in the case of Clock Boy, who is leaving the Islamophobic United States for all-peoples-loving-as-long-as-you’re-Muslim friendly-despotic slave-owning-yet-modernistic country of Qatar.

          Clock Boy’s supporters, puffers, flappers, and agenda-driven liars are getting free passes in the US “media” for every stupid, contradictory, or self-condemning idiocy they spout.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I’m sure he’ll be happier in Qatar, probably headed for a Madrassa education.

            Hope the screen door doesn’t hit his ass on his way to the airport.

        • Octopus says:

          Gus is actually trolling Fatass here! 😆

          • OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

            “That immaculate manliness we feel within ourselves, so far within us, that it remains intact though all the outer character seem gone; bleeds with keenest anguish at the undraped spectacle of a valor-ruined man.”
            ― Herman Melville, Moby Dick

          • OLT's A Jazzy Ponytail, Perhaps says:

            “In truth, a mature man who uses hair oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere.”
            ― Herman Melville, Moby Dick

          • OLT's You Tell Me says:

            “Is he mad? Anyway there’s something on his mind, as sure as there must be something on a deck when it cracks.”
            ― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale

          • OLT's GREAT WHITE WHALE HO! says:

            “There she blows!-there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!”
            ― Herman Melville, Moby Dick

    • pineapple says:

      Just for the record there are two CJ’s in the NFL.

      Charles Johnson, WR for the Minnesota Vikings

      Charles Johnson, DE for the Carolina Panthers

  31. rightymouse says:

    Here we go again….

  32. rightymouse says:

    Well, Fatso, Ben is correct.

    • rightymouse says:

      God is also behind Ted Cruz and the support for Trump shows that the Almighty has a grand sense of humor. 🙂

    • Because you're dumb says:

      God seems to have worked for Dr. Carson quite a bit better than Cheetos has for Chunkles.

  33. rightymouse says:

    My die-hard Dem gal pal I’ve known for almost 40 years told me this week there was no way she’s voting for Hillary. Said she was as sick of the Clintons as she was of the Bushes. Americans don’t like dynasties. I’d love to know where Hillary’s poll numbers are coming from.

    • Arachne says:

      The MSM calls up everyone in their office directories.

      • rightymouse says:

        Either that, or the question asked is “if all Democrat candidates were to drop out of the race except for Hillary Clinton, who would you vote for”?

        • Octopus says:

          “If the choice is between voting for Shrillary, or licking a Naugahyde couch where ChunkY McDumbth has been sitting naked for a week without moving, in a hot bunker with no air-conditioning because the power has been shut off for non-payment, which would you do?”

          –Interviews conducted on homeless people in San Francisco and LA, in dark alleys with a rusty fork to their noses.

          Shrillary is just ahead in this poll. By a nose.

  34. Octopus says:

    The sponsors of the Bob & Chez Show: http://www.bubblegenius.com/

    Don’t drop the soap, Chunky!

  35. pineapple says:

    Justin Trudeau Tells Obama That Canada Will Withdraw Jets From Anti-ISIS Coalition

    Must be a real tough gig to turn tail and run. I mean after all he knows the US would defend them by default anyway.

    He pulls their token force out to appease his loony left base… winning!.

    He’s as smarmy as his dad was. Fuck the Canadians who voted for him… they deserve him.


  36. Octopus says:

    So-o-o-o…where’s that sammich? Right, Pak? 😯

    • Pakimon says:

      I’d bet she makes fantastic sammiches if she were so inclined.

      The tricky part would be to coax her to be inclined to make sammiches.

      Such an endeavor would require tact and skill.

      The risk of getting blasted in the face with a flurry of brain-numbing punches would be high but the potential reward of fantastic sammiches might just be worth it.

      Maybe…. 😀

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Her mama raised her well.

  37. Juan Epstein says:

    You’re not a historian, Chaim.

    You only have an internet connection.

  38. swamprat says:

    Anti-Muslim hate group leader Pamela Geller has been pushing the “Mufti of Jerusalem” propaganda for many years. pamelageller.com/2010/02/pamela…

    Netanyahu didn’t come up with this “Mufti of Jerusalem” stuff by himself. It’s been circulating in the US far right for a long time.


    The Man Who Inspired the PLO
    By Charles Johnson
    8/14/02 7:49:56 am • Views: 1,269
    Even terrorists have heroes. Earlier this month Yasser Arafat talked about his: Hajj Amin Al Husseini, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem who visited Nazi death camps and tried to convince Adolf Hitler to bring his “Final Solution” to the Middle East and North Africa.

  39. Octopus says:

    You know insanity is in the air when you see Chunky McDumbth using a phrase like, “anti-jihad nuts.” I mean…

  40. Octopus says:

    The sheer idiocy of Chunky’s Moronic Conversion is nowhere better illustrated than by his religious, dogmatic belief in the massive boondoggle of AGW, aka Climate Change Chaos OMFG!!1!. The whole hypothesis was being abandoned by its founding fathers when Fatass jumped in on the wrong side of history, back in 2009. Since then, it has become plain to anyone with two neurons to rub together that it’s a money-grabbing scamola, almost too big to kill at this point. There hasn’t been any warming in over 18 years, and the lies and excuses to try and cover this fact up have gotten more absurd and surreal by the year.

    Keep on the story, McDumbth. You should write a book about it. Probably be a bestseller. 😆

    A must-read article, imho. You have to get a feel for the huge scope of the forces driving this titanic hoax. It’s a trillion-dollar industry, and there are True Believers everywhere.

  41. Octopus says:

    Doing some peeping, out in the yard? 😯