Dark Falcon addresses us

Dark Falcon has become a non-entity in the blog war with LGF. His butt-kissing of other posters who do not respect him is pathetic and not worthy of any post on our end. Feeling neglected, the self-described mountain lion addresses us under the guise of “to anyone from other blogs” reading LGF.

DF addresses us

Dark, you are a lame nitwit not worthy of our attention. Consider yourself lucky that I decided do a post displaying how pathetic you are.


103 Comments on “Dark Falcon addresses us”

  1. kbdabear says:

    It’s a valid point Toot, you take credit for all sorts of other stories that you in fact jumped in late and stole.

    • kbdabear says:

      I wonder if the shunning of Toot by his former employers was his tendency to demand credit for songs that he had a minor part if any in composing.

      Toot still claims that he co-wrote “School Days” because he came up with a riff that George Duke decided to keep in the song.

    • Bunk X says:

    • Arachne says:

      23K tweets and Carol can’t even crack 200 followers. You sure have a popular set of followers, shit boy. And Carol, for the record, Porky hasn’t made ANYONE famous. Not zombie, not Pam and not Chuck.

  2. Because olo says:

    Right, Dork. And if you believe in the 18th amendment, you have to believe in the 21st, too. Right?

  3. calo says:

    That’s sweet, Dark. The current gang of stalkers forgot you existed.

    Get a timeline like Gus has latenight, and we might pay attention to you again.

  4. swamprat says:

    Due process is fine Dark Falcon: I try to stay away from blogs that think that accusations are the same as guilt
    Like certain blogs that vilify every cop, Christian and conservative ever accused of anything ever, while granting every leftwing activist the benefit of all possible doubts.

    Thems your peeps, Dark Falcon. They downding you every time you use the word “the”.

    • Because olo says:

      “The” is too much like the gender-biased “he”. You need to use “xhe”. Even that resembles “he” too much. How about “xhi”? Is that ok?

    • Arachne says:

      Did I miss some great grassroots for denial of due process when I was at the Golf Tournament over the weekend?

      • Because olo says:

        Hells bells, haven’t you been watching what the loony left is up to on college campuses? Makes Kafka cry.

  5. kingkuffa says:

    And no surprise, his post doesn’t have any updings (at least when the pic was taken). They really don’t respect him.

  6. ISTE says:


    A monophonic synthesizer or monosynth is a synthesizer that produces only one note at a time, making it smaller and cheaper than a polyphonic synthesizer which can play multiple notes at once. This does not neccessarily refer to a synthesizer with a single oscillator; The Minimoog, for example, has three oscillators which are settable in arbitrary intervals, but it can play only one note at a time.

    Well-known monosynths include the Minimoog, the Roland TB-303, and the Korg Prophecy.

    The earliest polyphonic synthesizers were built in the late-1930s, but the concept did not become popular until the mid-1970s. Harald Bode’s “Warbo Formant Orguel”, developed in 1937, was an archetype of a voice allocation polyphonic synthesizer.[1] Novachord by Hammond Organ Company, released in 1939, is a forefather product of frequency divider organs and polyphonic synthesizer. It uses octave divider technology to generate polyphony,[2] and about 1,000 Novachords were manufactured until 1942.[3]

  7. Ohmygod. Yes, Charles, tell us more about this fascinating condition…which you certainly don’t have.


  8. Octopus says:

    Not sure if I’m jealous of the girl, or the elephant.

  9. Looking through Charles’ timeline, it’s abundantly clear that he is obsessed with people who “spew hate”. In fact, “spew” is one of his faaaaavorite words.

    Charles doesn’t spew. Not at all.

  10. kbdabear says:

    Says the mediocrity who doesn’t see a fat 62 year old dumbass in the mirror…

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, Mrs. Carson isn’t First Lady, Senor Shitbag, and she isn’t spending my tax money to take vacations.

  11. kbdabear says:

    Toot still butthurt that Redford didn’t contact him for his cut and paste claim jumping

    • pineapple says:

      No, that’s how irrelevant you truly are Toot.

      You were an “also ran” on this story Toot. So why would they have contacted you instead of the bloggers who broke the story? The producers might have contacted them and got what they needed.

  12. kbdabear says:

    ICYMI!! ICYMI!!!! ICYMI!! Look at the SHARES!!!!

    But just one retweet so far

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s because they were interested in what Ginger has to say, not what you had to say about it. Clearly.

      Keep linking to Ginger’s words. They might keep you in business.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, he appears to be the only person that runs around telling people about “shares” and crowing about non-existent popularity. He really has a lot of pathetic cries for attention.

  13. kbdabear says:

    Sure Toot, just a bunch of innocent young boys walking through Central Park at night on their way home from the library, choir practice, and working at soup kitchens.

    Keep passing those old Sharpton lies, that’ll get you that Rachel Maddow interview!

  14. kbdabear says:

    5 retweets in 10 hours. Maybe that would give anyone with a sense of self-awareness that it’s not going to be a thing …

    • pineapple says:

      goddamnedfrank is an odd one, he creeped me out when I was on LGF. The stuff he posts is cringe worthy. All I can figure is that’s it’s drugs or something.

  15. Because olo says:

  16. Because olo says:



    • Arachne says:

      Funny, Buckhead and the guys at Powerline haven’t snickered or whined. Only the guy who had the LEAST amount to do with it thinks he should have had a starring role.

      Oh…..and only ONE retweet. People are getting sick of you, Crybaby.

  17. pineapple says:

    People are going to vote for this bitch. I hope this comes back to haunt her during the campaign.

  18. pineapple says:

    Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye.

  19. Jummy says:

    Waiting for him to drop something stupid about ‘Truth’, the revisionist take on Rathergate out this week. For now this’ll have to do.

  20. Arachne says:

    Also….he was not even the first to have the memo typed out in Word defaults – Jeremy Chrysler did ti first. A good question to ask him about the “throbbing memo” is why it took him two days to put it together and publish it. Gives credence to the idea that he found it at Pacetown and waited to see if it would service. When it didn’t come out, he made one up and posted it.

    • Octopus says:

      I can’t believe you’re questioning Chunky’s integrity! 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I’m not questioning it.
        I’m denying its existence.

        • Octopus says:

          There’s a vacuum in that space, where integrity is supposed to fit. Like a black hole. Maybe a black t-shirt.

          • Abu Les Paul says:

            Moratorium on black t-shirts, please. Any mention makes rightymouse throw up in her mouth, I believe.

          • Abu oyliM says:

            Charles Foster Johnson has a tattoo of a black t-shirt on his hectarly measured upper body.

            What’s the old phrase about not getting into an argument with someone who buys tattoo ink by the barrel? inkpannus inkpannus inkpannus lol.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        That would be like believing he wasn’t really brainwashed by right wingers. Or that he ever wanted to touch Pam’s big breastesses.

  21. Octopus says:

    Lea Michele declares her butt “a showstopper,” in a current interview. Agree or disagree?

    It’s a split-decision, for me. Yes, it’s cute. I like that it’s small by today’s overblown standards. On the other hand, it’s possibly a little too small. I don’t think the show necessarily stops here.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Is this big enuff for ya??

  23. OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

    Is Salon seriously claiming “fake but accurate” AGAIN?

    I realize that their “writers” and “journalists”* were all twelve when that was tried the first time, but COME ON kids, do a little research for Pete’s sake.

    *They wouldn’t know an editor if one bit them in the ass

  24. kbdabear says:

    Does anyone on Twitter publicly obsess on mentions, retweets, shares, hits, and blocking to nearly the degree that Toot does?

  25. kbdabear says:

    Ginger jerked Toot’s chain once by taking a pic in front of the parking garage in the apartment building where Toot used to live, and Ginger knew it was an old address. Other than that I don’t think Ginger spent much time on Toot other than to retweet when others mocked Toot.

    Toot should be thankful that he has a lot of anal retentive SJW’s following him, otherwise the number of people interested in his obsession with Ginger would reach Egg Avatar numbers.

    • dezes157 says:

      Old fat ass Loves to start fights and play the victim, He is a manipulative asshole that needed a few more ass whippings growing up, and he needs a good one now.

  26. Octopus says:


    Reminds me of Chunky’s reaction to Pam’s cruel straight-arm.