Stop shooting shoplifters!

In the sick twisted progressive mind of Happy Warrior, people should tolerate shoplifting!

Looters OK

Well people, Happy Warrior has given permission for anyone to rob from him!

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157 Comments on “Stop shooting shoplifters!”

  1. Doppel milyo says:

    Millions of responsible gun owners and one dumbass is enough to make Happy Warrior label all gun owners as nuts

    10000 people got popped for a DUI this weekend happy warrior , are all licensed drivers crazy too??

  2. pineapple says:

    If you ask me, Happy Warrior is just a little bit to “happy” if know what I mean.

    The perps got away, oh well. After the shot was fired.I bet it was hard for them to run with poop in their pants.

  3. Octopus says:

    “totally unhinged” 😆

    Surely Ginger’s got a rusty hinge hanging around somewhere…

    • pineapple says:

      Fatso and his followers can’t get to Ginger anymore and it drives Fatso crazy. Out of his fucking brain crazy.

      He types “(Via Facebook)” hoping to send some of his flock over there, but it’s not worth the trouble for anyone to do that … DUH.

      All he can do is drag Ginger back to Twitter with FB screenshots. LOL

      Koo Koo

    • Arachne says:

      That’s a rumor that’s been floating around since the 90’s. Ginger isn’t breaking new ground. Hubbell said “no comment” when asked. New book about the Clintons’ War on Women alleges it as well.

  4. OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

    Gah again? Seriously. People please stop shooting at, stabbing, axing, and bombing Jews and kaffirs. Yes, their existence is a crime, but no one needs to die over it and worse you could hit a Muslim in the crossfire. You want to prove Allahworship is repsonsible, don’t do stpuid shit like this.

    /there, compare and contrast
    /typos left intact for local flavor

  5. OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

    Gah again? Seriously. People please stop stalking Ginger Chuck. Yes, he’s an ass, but no one needs to be banned over it and worse you could harm free speech in the crossfire. You want to prove leftwingmoonbattery is repsonsible, don’t do stpuid shit like this.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is getting testy…..

  7. rightymouse says:

    I’M FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSH KNOWS ME!!!!!!!!! SEND MONEY!!!!!!!!!

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, the hysterical part is that a few minutes later, Rush clarified that it was BUCKHEAD and Powerline, leaving Fats out of the equation entirely — see my transcript on the prior thread.

      Not a single retweet. No one cares, Fatty.

  8. windbag says:

    According to the article I found, the shooter was questioned and released. It didn’t say anything about questioned, arrested, and charged. There’s more to the story than we know but what we do know is that the cops let the shooter go. That may indicate his actions were justifiable or that may mean they need more information before charging him or that may mean about a million other things.

    While it sounds reckless, the article didn’t say the cops confiscated his gun, so it sounds like they were cozy with the idea that the shooter keeping his gun.

    At what point should shoplifters be shot? Certainly when they brandish a weapon, terrorizing the employees and customers, they open themselves up for the potential of getting shot.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Right like Mike Brown. He was just a big baby boy with sticky fingers. Like when junior grabs something when mama’s not looking and puts it in the basket. Except he menaced and shoved the shopkeeper. And at 300 pounds and mama’s not there and it’s Swisher Sweets to roll fat gangsta blunts then shit happens.

  9. Arachne says:

    Oh and Bernie Sanders, who I think is Charles big fave these days, tweeted this gem out today:

    “It makes no sense that students and their parents pay higher interest rates for college than they pay for car loans or housing mortgages.”

    Bernie? Go look up the word “collateral.”

  10. kbdabear says:

  11. rightymouse says:

    Sharmuta Jr…….

  12. KingKuffa says:

    Another “anonymous” $25 donation for the begging bowl. Just shitcan it already, toot.

  13. rightymouse says:

    And don’t forget the free stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. rightymouse says:

    No retweets. 😯

  15. ISTE says:

    Probably started when he was in his mid thirties. Certain type only happens to men and I forgot the name. Usually affects one side of the head and one eye..

    Comes as a cluster lasting up to ten days.

    Food triggered.

    I bet Charles never kept a diary of what he ate, or did he?

    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Burned salmon
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Raw salmon
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    Salmon perfectly cooked but dropped on the floor when his collaborator tool thingy went nuts.
    Cheetos
    Cheetos
    etc…

    P.S. on a different computer and all the keys are sticking on this keyboard. Was a wild weekend, thanks guys..

  16. Octopus says:

    All hail this radiant creature of God, and her divine talent!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Speaking of twerking, I stumbled across this video the other day. I was stunned. Never heard of her. It’s low class, it’s profane, it’s porny, it’s totally amoral. And it’s about 50 times better than a Miley Cyrus video. I think this girl could break poor little Miley in half just with the power of her athletic thighs.

      • Octopus says:

        That was nice. 😆

        I like Miley, though. She’s a free spirit. I hope the bad drugs don’t get her.

    • kingkuffa says:

      Bodybuilders have been doing this for some time. Not that I’m complaining about HER doing it, not at all…

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    @prosediva @albyselkie When I was a teenager, the headaches would incapacitate me for an entire day. Sheer agony.
    1 hour ago

    I think it’s just another lie. Trying to suck up to followers by commiseration with them to solidify a base. Does anyone ever remember him mentioning migraines as a teenager in the past? It definitely would have come up on LGF many times over the years.

    • Octopus says:

      I agree, it’s a lie. He’s seeking sympathy, from the many migraine-afflicted neurotics of the Simpy-Left. He probably gets headaches from staring fixedly at his fading old Apple monitor all day and night, hoping for a mention or a retweet. In between frustrating bouts of tinkering with botched code on his wretched hot mess of a website. Would give anyone a headache. 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot’s teenage headaches were probably a combination of binge drinking without eating first, doing shots of heavily sugared alcohol like Schnapps, and inferior weed.

  18. Dudebro says:

  19. Octopus says:

    Thursday night is always good for a rager, out in the garage. A GAH-rager, if you will.

    A Whiter Shade Of Pale – Procol Harum youtu.be/Mb3iPP-tHdA
    42 minutes ago
    Fuck it.
    43 minutes ago
    Merpt.
    44 minutes ago
    Stuck In The Middle With You – Stealers Wheel youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q Whatever!
    45 minutes ago
    Don’t try this bullshit on me.
    48 minutes ago
    Because! Come on be a dork.
    49 minutes ago
    Wait! You’re drunk.
    49 minutes ago
    Jeremy Scahill is like grandpa or something.
    50 minutes ago
    Apparently “Jeremy” prefers JDAMs. twitter.com/jeremyscahill/…
    51 minutes ago
    Fuck yeah. That’s why we do this.
    53 minutes ago

  20. Jummy says:

    I think he may be memory holing old threads again. Can anyone verify this link?

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=15066_NYT-_Saddam_Had_WMD_Capabilities&only=yes

    • swamprat says:

      no luck with your link, but I googled the title and got:

      NYT: Saddam Had WMD Capabilities
      By Charles Johnson
      3/14/05 1:24:06 pm • Views: 1,850

      Here’s an amazing reversal from the New York Times, who reported yesterday that Iraq had facilities for enriching uranium and manufacturing chemical and biological weapons that were looted immediately after the fall of Baghdad and taken to a neighboring state: Looting at Weapons Plants Was Systematic, Iraqi Says. (Hat tip: American Infidel.)

  21. Octopus says:

    It’s uncanny, the resemblance. 😯

  22. Bunk X says:

    Sooper.

  23. Bunk X says:

    Cholly.
    Cholly make ya feel good,
    Cholly.

  24. Arachne says:

    Today should be interesting for Mr. Toot.
    “Truth” comes out and perhaps Rush will comment on it some more. And I have a feeling I’m not the ONLY one that emailed that he shouldn’t mention Charlie the looney toon. He backtracked pretty fast and gave the credit to Buckhead.

  25. pineapple says:

    This one needs a TOOT translation.

    Mike Huckabee Agrees: Non violent perpetrators who are caught stealing should work to pay off their ill gotten gains instead of rotting in prison.

  26. Octopus says:

    “Teh Warmening, Part Deux: Arctic Boogaloo!”

    http://lidblog.com/sorry-al-gore-but-there-are-more-predictions-of-a-coming-ice-age/

    It would be more amusing if we weren’t wasting trillions of dollars on this boondoggle, that are desperately needed elsewhere.

  27. kbdabear says:

    Toot and his Poverty Pimp heroes cheer the creation of SJW Gestapo

    • OLT's I've Struck Cheetos says:

      They going to ban Leftist losers or just the mentally ill Leftist losers?

      How about Sudden Jihadi Syndrome? They going to ban that, or just stick to the current plan of excusing it?

      JUST KIDDING! With the SPLC on board, they won’t do anything useful except make some $$$$$ for the usual suspects.

      Welcome to the Donkey Show, kids.

  28. kbdabear says:

    Toot’s whole Twitter modis operandi is jumping into timelines for attention

    • Arachne says:

      You mean like you jump into people’s timelines so that they know you’re still stalking them? Dana Loesch, Jim Hoft, Ben Shapiro, John Nolte, to name a few.

    • trebob ( . Y . ) says:

      “gang of obsessive right wing [blah][blah]” has he got this in a macro or something?

  29. pineapple says:

    Posting a video to signal a need for a new thread and it’s Friday so sue me.

    While it might not matter to some (maybe most). This is country and western music back in the day when it was truly country and western music.

    Mr Faron Young

  30. pineapple says:

    I think SPLC and Fatso will be singing a different tune when the vast majority of domestic terrorists they stop are Muslim ISIS recruits and not mentally ill white boys.

    The Justice Department should hire Pamela Geller to weed them out.

    • rightymouse says:

      My older step-kids have bugged me forever to listen to Amy Winehouse – finally did that. Wow! One son, in particular, is also a huge fan of Adele. Here are both of these ladies……

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s a tragedy that Amy was so messed up & died. 😦

        • Octopus says:

          Amy was a beautiful young talent. It was tough watching her go down.

        • pineapple says:

          Yea….. you could see that coming a mile away…… I wanted to steal her away and rescue her. “Rehab” was so prophetic.

          • Octopus says:

            As soon as I heard that song, I thought, well, she had a good run. She was looking hagged-out already, and reports of her living situation and toxic relationship boded nothing good. She went fast.

    • rightymouse says:

    • pineapple says:

      When I just returned to DoD just now it was great hearing all the videos y’all left.

      This was on my playlist I shit you not.

      Even though Canada gave us Justin Bieber they also gave us the great Hank Snow.

    • pineapple says:

      That was a great video and it had boobies too.

  31. kbdabear says:

    Just letting you know who I’m for in the NLCS …

  32. JimboXL says:

    Is that the new US Department of White Male Christian Conservative Harassment and Persecution hey are seal clapping over? If it’s a department created under Obola it will do the opposite of what it should actually be doing. Even the EU leaders think he’s mentally deranged.

  33. Octopus says:

    One more for the road…

  34. Octopus says:

    Nor will anyone else, but that’s because they recognize it as yet another attempt by Hollywood to slander Bush and try to resurrect Rather. You won’t pay for it because you’re broke as a joke, as the begging bowl is not exactly ringing with holiday cheer.

    • Pakimon says:

      Who is Chunkles kidding?

      He “won’t pay money to see this film” because he spent his last $25 making another anonymous self-donation to his gofundme page. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You mean Powerline and Buckhead’s movie don’t you Shoq? Because your butt buddy didn’t break the story and other people had already posted the type over in Microsoft Word.

  35. Octopus says:

    Gus is hatin’ him some “Show Me-state” tonight. 😆

    More bullshit from the chimps in Missouri.
    2 hours ago
    He always knows. Whatever.
    2 hours ago
    Just like for morons. Like you.
    2 hours ago
    Missouri is like garbage. The trash it deserves.
    2 hours ago
    Missouri is like, trash.
    2 hours ago
    Missouri is like, garbage.
    2 hours ago
    Missouri is like, crap.
    2 hours ago
    Never met so many stupid people like this.
    2 hours ago
    You really are stupid.
    2 hours ago
    I also live with a moron.
    2 hours ago

  36. Octopus says:

    Reading “Dead Wake” this evening, the excellent non-fiction account of the Lusitania’s sinking by Erik Larson. Nobody could believe the Germans would sink a passenger liner, even though they were sinking everything they could find with their U-boats. The account of the sinking itself is as chilling and horrific as anything you’ve read or seen on screen about the Titanic. You don’t want to be on a big ship that’s going down, is the takeaway.

    Similarly frightful and gruesome was the sinking of the ship, Little Green Footballs, in 2009. This crowded leviathan was captained by a bloated madman, who torpedoed his own vessel. There were no survivors.

    • pineapple says:

      Plenty of flotsam and jetsam still floating around.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s always a lot of debris, after a big shipwreck. Pronounce that, “DOO-brays,” if you want to be like Chunky.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That cargo ship that went down in the hurricane recently was without power and taking on water. Somebody was saying the crew was probably below deck trying to get the works going again when the boat finally took on so much water it listed, rolled over and went down. They were possibly trapped in the engine room by the water pressure on the doors. The ocean is 15,000 feet deep there. That’s the stuff nightmares are made of. Shudder.

    • Because olo says:

      Nowadays nobody can believe that the Germans would deliberately sink Germany by letting a million jihadi … err … refugees in.

  37. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog off to do annual Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure or as Pakimog call it “The boob walk” because Pakimog’s running days are long gone.

    A 5K walk for donations for breast cancer research is Pakimog’s way to save boobs because boobs are worth saving!

    • Octopus says:

      Save The Boobs! 🙂

      A very noble cause, Pak. On a serious note, my sis-in-law had her breast reconstruction surgery on Thursday, and is now two years cancer-free. She’s an amazing person, and my little brother turned out to be a pretty great guy, too. They’ve been through a lot together.

      • pineapple says:

        Great news Octo!

      • rightymouse says:

        Seconded! Excellent news. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          Yeah, she’s doing great. Came home after one day, instead of the three days they had scheduled. She’s a nurse and my brother’s a doc, so I guess they figured they’d know what to do. Lot of pain, though — it’s a lot more involved than I thought, as they take muscle from your back. Not like a basic boob-job.

      • Because olo says:

        Boobs are good. I’ve never met a boob I didn’t like. At least not that kind of boob.

        In Arizona you gotta watch out for the haboobs, though.

  38. rightymouse says:

    “boobs are worth saving”
    Really??

  39. Octopus says:

    Finally, the day is here. The Great Divide, and the cataclysmic showdown. Crazy Captain Khakis against the solid, serious Spartan leader, Dantonio. This is going to be good.

  40. Octopus says:

    Later this season, one or both of these teams will be kicking Buckeye-ass, like this:

  41. kbdabear says:

    Sorry Toot, even Ginger knows that you’re a minor annoyance, not a powerful threat

    • pineapple says:

      That’s funny that Fatso had no impact at all despite the around the clock stalking and seething hate.

  42. kbdabear says:

    “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr Bobbenchaz!”

  43. kbdabear says:

    You haven’t mentioned the L G F Facebook page in long time Toot, why is that?

  44. Arachne says:

    Facebook has shown itself to be the assholes in censoring conservatives and allowing anarchists run free. No one really cares about Facebook much anymore.