Most LGF BlogMockers are aware of Charles Johnson’s Sit-On-A-Culver-City-Sidewalk-With-A-Tin-Cup-Experiment [aka, the Little Green Footballs GoFundMe account]. King Lizard hopes to raise $10K in donations from saps while providing little to nothing of value, and since GoFundMe takes 5% of every donation, Charles is at 30% after almost 6 months of begging. A whopping 5% (about $600) came blasting in within the last three months according to the big boy himself.

A Little Birdy forwarded an email recently – a confirmation of a measly donation to Charles Johnson’s GoFundMe account, date/time stamped Thursday, October 8, 2015 9:55 PM from someone named “Hippy Potimouse.” [Click for larger image.]


BFD, right? Check this out.
If you choose to contribute to a GoFundMe account, you have the option of posting your name, avatar and/or a comment (like Lizard Lapper Daniel Ballard did) otherwise you can choose to be an anonymous donor. Hippy Potimouse chose the former:


Here’s a close-up of the comment:

GO FUND ME 3aCool. Some wag decided it was worth five clams to mock Charles, but in less than an hour, something odd happened. The comment done got disappeared.


Got that? How ’bout a Throbbing Donation? Here you go.

Throbbing Donation 1

So what does this mean?


GoFundMe is yet another place where Charles can do his blocking shit. How many more of the “anonymous” donations were not made anonymously but were things like “Hey Charles, here is $200. Spend it wisely but at your time of life you really should think about getting a real life” etc.. you get the idea..

Anyway we proved he is hiding negative comments but cheerfully accepting donations.

If I were Charles, I’d say, “I just got a donation with a nasty comment attached and I have accepted the money and donated it to (insert a charity)”

For only $5 we have some childish fun at Charles’ expense, and it still costs less than this:


Cheetos and Dew

Party-Size Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and a programmer. Charles Johnson is familiar with 2 out of 3.

P.S. During the preparation of this benign commentary, Charles Johnson decided to refund $15 to three donors and eliminate their comments entirely Rather (heh) than be poked in the ribs. Too late, Charles.


  1. Pakimon says:

    It must’ve killed Chunkles to refund that $15.

    The fact that he can’t “block and report” donations has got to be making him incredibly peevish. 😆

  2. Macker says:

    Just when you thought selrahC has reached the bottom of the pit, he digs again!

  3. rightymouse says:

  4. rightymouse says:

    Poor Fatso. He bleated out a Begtweet yesterday and gave back $15. What’s an asshole supposed to do to make a living off the backs of other people??

    • poteen2 says:

      I wonder if giving it back for editing is in the gofundme terms of service?
      Charlie wouldn’t give back 15 cents from the Cheeto fund unless he had to.

  5. Because olo says:

    Toot thinks the Pickit 3 has something to do with noseboogers.

  6. windbag says:

    When you think of men of integrity, you don’t think of Jazzy McBikeshorts.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Yeah? Well turn about is fair play, jerkoff.

  8. Because olo says:

    “Gang”. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  9. Because olo says:

    Pot pies uber alles.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    Still laying off the Christians, eh?

  11. Because you're dumb says:

    Can’t we all just get along?
    1 hour ago

    Chunk attempts wit and yet again forgets that he’s a SJW nitwit and therefore can’t just blithely make un-PC jokes that appear to make light of Rodney King’s profound frustration at both sides of the post cop-beating verdict controversy. And also that he’s not funny. At all. Ever.

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh you have got to be kidding me: Gennifer Flowers is back!
    52 minutes ago

    Anyone else remember when Chunkles would have delighted in any Bubba embarrassment? No longer now that he’s backing the inept, illness and alchohol addled crooked liar who steals from charity to give to her cronies aka Hilldabeast. Oh boo hoo Chunks. Did it not occur to you leftist morons that your candidate might be continually soiled and foiled both figuratively and literally by the venereal results of her AND her husband’s ongoing sex, power and money fueled greedy impulses? You’re so stupid you really thought all the skeletons would go away? Semen hound Lewinsky comically playing victim of the year didn’t clue you in?

    • Arachne says:

      I remember how your “War on Women” candidate organized an BIMBO ERUPTION attack team to go after any woman that complained about her sexual predator husband.

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    Ben Carson Blames the Media for the Outrage Over His Holocaust Statements
    1 hour ago

    Where as Fat Fuck blames Ben Carson for an exemplary life of success, accomplishment and overall goodness and service to humanity. Despite Fat Fuck himself accomplishing very little of anything other than musical mediocrity and internet assholery.

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunk’s candidate plays the sex card, having no accomplishments other than sharing a penis of a former Preezydunce with several hundred bimbos and sexual abuse victims.

    But his progressive party has a plan. They aim to convince America that the GOP are abolishing women.

    • Arachne says:

      Just like Deraynged at Black Lives Matter, Crackhead Barbie gets more and more absurd. The word I hear is that the Democrats want her kicked out as head of the DNC – she’s THAT embarrassing.

      • Because olo says:

        I’m one of the storm troopers in charge of eradicating women, but I’ll make an exception in your case. You get to be the only women left. You and ‘mouse. Two of you. Oh, and Calo. Three of you.

        Who am I kidding? I like women. You can all stay. Except for the fruitcakes like Debbie. They need to go to Fruitcake Island.

  15. kbdabear says:

    Long day at “the office” for Toot

    Sure, nothing is easy when you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing

  16. kbdabear says:

    A plunger and some Liquid Plummer or Drano should fix that. But don’t use BOTH at once, even though you should know because you’re all about #SCIENCE

  17. kbdabear says:

    Sure Toot, it’s ALWAYS because the original developer’s coding is shit, never YOURS

  18. kbdabear says:

    Silly lady, everyone knows that Belgian Nazis are what’s under the bed!

  19. ISTE says:

    Fish, Barrel, Shoot…

  20. pineapple is not PC says:

    Thanks to DoD… Fatso got “Catherine Armstrong” to spring for a whole 10 bucks! She’ll have to do a couple of extra tricks to cover it though.

    You are welcome Fuckhead.

    • Because olo says:

      Nothing says “diesel dyke” like a woman named Armstrong. 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m betting “Catherine Armstrong” is just a sock Chunkles used to make yet another self donation.

      An actual bubbleheaded, fawning sycophant would’ve donated at least $15 to make up for the $15 Chunky gave back.

      Given The Chunkster’s money woes, $10 was all he could spare without dipping into his fast dwindling Cheetos account.

      The self donation only served to ease his massive stinging butthurt back to his usual undercurrent of chronic peevishness. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

  22. swamprat says:

    Gun graph from charles:

    Where is Switzerland?

    What happens when you subtract Law Enforcement shootings?

  23. swamprat says:

    Charles is postulating that the 2nd amendment was/is a mistake.
    This is the same guy who posts police shootings as outrageous outrages;

    disarm the po-po
    or arm yourself against those racist, villainous police ?

    Take your time…

  24. swamprat says:

    charles tweeted:

    @craig_montuori If you can think of any good that came from the 2nd Amendment, please let me know.

    Blacks having the right to be armed after the civil war
    Women defending themselves against rapists
    McMinn County War

  25. pineapple is not PC says:

    Be wary …….. CriticalDragon1177 had his penis removed.

  26. pineapple is not PC says:

    Get rid of your guns hippo-crit.

    The 2nd amendment is safe from you and your limp-wristed butt buddies.

    The NRA always has the upper hand … never forget that asshole.

    • Arachne says:

      And I’m increasingly convinced you are the biggest idiot on the internet.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Because a fat idiot ex-mediocre guitarist who flip-flopped his entire worldview within about 3 weeks because he claims he was brainwashed is really qualified to question the judgement of the founding fathers. What an ass wipe.

  27. Bunk X says:

  28. Arachne says:

    And the holidays are coming. Look for begging to be couched into “can’t you give a Christmas gift to LGF, who empowers you and goes after the right?”

  29. Abu Office Milyo says:

    Fixed the headline for you, olo.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Please report Fatso for targeted harassment!!!!

  31. rightymouse says:

    Mr. Bossypants gets bossy..

  32. Octopus says:

    Just olo. lol

  33. Because olo says:

  34. Because olo says:

    TFK warned us about this.

  35. pineapple is not PC says:

    Rush Limbaugh was just talking about the Dan Rather movie.

    He gave credit to the bloggers who broke the story.

    Which blog did Rush mention?


    Take that Fatso.

  36. Arachne says:

    BTW, is there anyone here who DOESN’T think Fatboy is going to be sitting by the phone on Friday waiting for the media calls for his comment on the Rather movie? Should we be standing by for a link to the Wayback Machine for Jeremy Chrysler’s site?

    • Bunk X says:

      I think every one of us should call in the various talk shows and claim to be Charles Johnson, the guy with the throbbing temple veins or something.

  37. ISpeakJive says:

    So what happened to Mr. Mossberg? He sold it? Gave it away because he was afraid he’d use it?

    It doesn’t make a lot of sense, if you are anti-gun, and you own a gun to let it out into the wild so someone else can use it. The responsible thing to do would be keep it safe, or dismantle it and destroy it.

    But I seriously doubt the decision process went thru that many steps.

  38. Because olo says:
  39. Octopus says:

    Sorry for your loss, Gus.
    Sorry about your son, Mom.
    Sorry about the dishwasher, Sis. 😦

  40. Abu's Cubs Win! Cubs win! Holy Cow! says:

    ICYMI upthread:

    Fixed the headline for you, olo.

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  41. kbdabear says:

    Next time you waddle out of the shack tok take a pic of an empty beach with a volleyball net and trash barrel halfway out of the frame, tell us how those ocean levels are doing, Toot

    • I seem to recall the Unicorn Messiah™ saying exactly that, you fool.

      • Octopus says:

        Seriously…the guy who was all about the “Billions will die!!1!”-bullshit, is going to act like somebody’s premonitions of Doom are all cray? Because Gore’s Book is more realer than the God Book? Check your white privilege there, Fatass. 😆

        • In truth, not Charlatan nor any of the bigoted statist totalitarians on the Left have anything cogent or relevant to say. It is now nothing but whining, whinging, lying screeds spewing from the pie-holes of these defectives.

          Charlatan could no help but join the chorus of insults and hackneyed criticisms of Carson.

          I have to share this, but knowing Charlatan and his evil fellow-travelers, these words come from a traitor to the Communist Totalitarian cause.

          “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
          ― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn

  42. If Foster had another brain, it’d be lonely.