Race Detective comes to Obama’s defense

The loyalty the Race Detective has towards Obama would be admirable, if he got any rewards for it. Instead he continues to be some obscure internet cult figure who is ridiculed by Conservatives and ignored by Progressives.

Rupert Murdoch tweeted that Ben Carson would be a real Black President. This set the Race Detective off on a twitter tirade!

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The Race Detetcive let this slip through the cracks.

An Ivy League professor has suggested naming Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson “coon of the year” for saying it should be legal for private citizens to display the Confederate flag.

Anthea Butler is a religious studies professor at the University of Pennsylvania, and also an active Twitter user with more than 62,000 tweets. Last week, another user tweeted a link to a Sports Illustrated article describing Carson’s declaration that NASCAR fans should be allowed to show the Confederate flag.

“If only there was a ‘coon of the year’ award…” Butler tweeted in response. The tweet was spotted by the website Campus Reform, which grabbed a quick screenshot. The website contacted Butler for comment, which led the tweet being quickly deleted:

The Race Detective is very selective on his outrages1


125 Comments on “Race Detective comes to Obama’s defense”

  1. Stonemason says:

    The same tweet 4 times in 30 minutes? isn’t that spam? How do people follow that crap, heck even the businesses I follow don’t spam my timeline like that.

  2. Stonemason says:

    oh, and First!

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, it’s considered “excessive” tweeting. But unless you report it it goes by unnoticed. He trolls for retweets. Notice they’d dried up about the fourth time.

  3. Because olo says:

    Murdock gets a lol. That was a well delivered kick in the nuts to the guy in the white house who’s as white as he is black.

    • Because olo says:

      And btw, he has more slave owners in his ancestry than I do. Since I (like most whites) have zip.

  4. Octopus says:

    Fatass thought he had a real “gotcha” moment, here. 😆

  5. swamprat says:

    Racist Republicans love Ben Carson ’cause he is a real African-American!
    Tea Party supports Ben Carson.
    I thought the Tea Party was racist?
    How can this thing be?

    Golly! Maybe some people don’t like Obama for reasons other than race!
    Maybe some people prefer a brain surgeon over a community organizer.
    Perhaps some would want a economy that supports a working populace rather than one forced to have massive assistance programs masking the results of an adversarial relationship with domestic industry.
    Just sayin’.

  6. Because olo says:

    The whole twitter thang is the most massive liberal pity/outrage party in the history of the multiverse.


  7. Because olo says:

  8. ISpeakJive says:

    First Lieutenant Goose is officially off the Rez:

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    African American vs Kenyan American.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Well, this explains why there isn’t the usual Sterno and ditch-weed fueled, incoherent, late night bleats in Gus’ timeline. 😆

  11. Arachne says:

    You know, getting back to Charlie’s getting called out by the TV station for not attributing the story, this is like, what – the second time this year? Remember the photographer that told him to take down a photo he was using without her permission?

    And I’m mindful of his Charlie orgasm last year when LGF was linked to a major news site? Of course, when we took a look at it, it was “borrowed” photos and story from another source. I wish we had the time and resources to grab every story Senor Shitbag puts up and alert the original source that he is not attributing properly.

    He would be out of business in six months from the “cease and desist” orders. Because the first thing any organization would do would be to get a permanent injunction against him that prohibited him from using their content on his website.

    • Because olo says:

      You know what else is ironic about that episode? The same guy who expected HA to have live moderators at 3 in the morning to catch Killgore’s Midnight Ride attempted to excuse himself by claiming that he wasn’t responsible for this because it was a user page. HA – responsible for trolls. LGF – not responsible for submitted content.

  12. Octopus says:

    Ripping on Teh Warmening, SJW’s (fuk ya, Chunky is one), and promoting bullying, which is the real holocaust of middle school. Boy, is he off the swamp-rails, once the methanol really kicks in.

  13. Because you're dumb says:

    It’s laughable watching Fatty McToot try and twist Murdoch’s tweet into something so veddy teddible, teddible and racist.

    You can only say so much in a Tweet Toot. Everyone understands he meant Ben Carson would be an authentic Black American President and American success story and a real inspirational role model to black and all youth. Not the commie halfrican imposter Preezydunce we now have that befriends dictators and applauds social justice lies that perpetuate hatred.

    I think you may be right, but Carson isn’t the only one. twitter.com/johnlegend/sta…
    9 hours ago
    So good. twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/…
    9 hours ago
    Rupert Murdoch: Ben Carson would be “a real black President” unlike, uh, that other guy lgf.bz/1On47Bj
    10 hours ago
    Rupert Murdoch Says Ben Carson Would Be “A Real Black President” who could really be black lgf.bz/1On47Bj
    10 hours ago

    • Octopus says:

      Clearly, Chunky is outraged by the idea that Dr. Carson is an accomplished black man, instead of a do-nothing product of affirmative action and white liberal guilt like the Unicorn Messiah. Fatass is of the same mind as the Ivy League prof who said Carson should be “Coon Of The Year.” Such ugly racism, from the Left.

      • Because olo says:

        What he really can’t comprehend is how somebody can not be a doctrinaire follower of certain scientific canon, and still be an effective medical practitioner and innovator. Does not compute when you have the neurological equivalent of a single germanium transistor between your ears.

        Face it. Toot’s just plain stupid.

    • Arachne says:

      Murdoch walked the comments back today, from Twitchy: http://twitchy.com/2015/10/08/apologies-rupert-murdoch-tries-to-reel-in-real-black-president-remark/

      Of course, Deraynged McKesson has jumped into the fray. Because nothing Black in this country is supposed to happen without this race-baiter’s giving his imprimitur.

      • Octopus says:

        Murdoch understands the public shame game, and how a person’s innocent words can be twisted by the SJW’s into something approaching blood libel. He’s got a real business to run, after all. Rather successfully, right, Fatass?

      • Because olo says:

        I’m still glad he whacked that yellowjacket nest. It needed whacking.

  14. Octopus says:

    Hmmm…they still haven’t made you a regular on the show, have they? Boy, that would really help you get back the audience you’ve lost, piggybacking on this massively-popular podcast’s clout. The ladyboy ads just don’t feed the bulldog, and the begging-bowl has been drier than Furious Burka’s unmentionable, mutilated thing. 😦

    • Arachne says:

      Those “wingnuts and racists” in Oregon are the FAMILIES of the victims, you insufferable clod. Your “podcast” affiliate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


      Love you losers. You really stick together.

      And I’ll assume the graphic represents the two hosts and Fatty grabbing on the rear.

      • Octopus says:

        The best part is how Fatass is sucking up to this loserfest, trying (unsuccessfully) to join their failed enterprise. He really knows how to business the shit out of this internet, doesn’t he? 😆

      • Because olo says:

        I’d still like to know the whole PJM story. 😈

      • Arachne says:

        Hell, these clowns (no pun in….okay, pun intended) have a GoFundMe page of their own and it’s just about as successful as that of Col. Corpulence. They are, frankly, all around losers who like to pretend they’re somebodies.

        It’s a circle jerk, emphasis on the JERK.

      • Dudebro says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Begging Bowl Toteboard: Nothing in 22 days, since the $20 “Anonymous” donation that broke a two-month streak of nothingness. Maybe there should be “free gifts” involved, like PBS does during their fundraisers? Maybe something you aren’t using, like an old bike or guitar?

    • Arachne says:

      Free overnight accommodations in Culver City.
      Cheetos and Mountain Dew extra, of course.

      • Because olo says:

        Just a two-hour bus ride from the world famous Donkey Show.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        For $50 he’ll drive you to the beach in his Corolla and buy you a breakfast burrito from a stand. How hip, how edgy. Then commence photography lessons. Here’s a path, here’s a tanker, here’s a pier. Be sure to place them far off to the right of the frame, with nothin’ in the middle…..

        Hahaha, I made myself laugh.

    • OLT's Two Chuck Fuck says:

      He’s not using the following items, either:

      Funky Jumpsuits
      Pants (freeballing in a muumuu – once you’ve tried it, you never go back)
      Emotional maturity
      Intellectual honesty

      *Note: All intangibles ship FREE

    • Because you're dumb says:

      An autographed picture of him circa 2005 at the Culver City city hall building scowling vigilantly and warily for any crazed Idiotarians and fanatical Jihadis lurking in the bushes?

    • pineapple says:

      Maybe he could give away some unsold LGF calendars from 2008.

  16. Octopus says:

    Even a glib dweeb like Weinstein looks like the very soul of wit compared to Our Chunky. All he can do is marvel at the lulz and the retweets. 😦

    • Arachne says:

      He’s still hoping for that magic tweet that gets him 7K retweets again – to be followed up with a begging bowl plea. Except, um, guess what Porky – every one of your followers saw you get called out by that TV station for stealing their story without attribution, so I’m thinking your whole schtick of “vanquishing the right wing” is exposed for the myth that it is.

      Wouldn’t surprise me if Porky has already withdrawn all the money and no longer has a buck to even jump start the begging bowl at this point.

  17. Captain Death says:

    Ever notice that Chunky never has threads about biking or even music? All he does is get on Twitter and act like an embittered spinster of a scold.

    • Arachne says:

      He tweets about Music from time to time – mostly so people will ask if he’s ever WORKED with them or met them or blah blah. So he can tell everyone yet again that he toured with Duke, Clarke and Jarreau. 20 years ago.

      • Because olo says:

        I think it was well more than 20.

      • Captain Death says:

        Jeez that was back in the 1980’s.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        30 years goin’ on 40.

      • Arachne says:

        He played in London with Jarreau in 1984 – yep – 30 years ago – he was 31
        But there is also clips of a 41-year-old Johnson playing with Jarreau in 1994 in Germany so I can’t really tell if he worked with Jarreau, stopped for awhile, and then went back. But that was over 20 years ago.

        (The orange jumpsuit of death was his appearance with Clarke at Montreaux in 1980.
        George Duke was 1978 and he was 25)

        What’s interesting is that there are plenty, PLENTY of people who were in road bands and doing studio work that are his age that are still going strong. I’m also mindful that there is nothing to indicate that he was asked to contribute to the Duke tribute album, despite having connections to all three of the players.

  18. Captain Death says:

    Murdoch hates Donald Trump but Fox News seems to be Trump Central. Murdoch’s son James(35 or 36 years old) heads SkyNews in the U.K. which is as anti-Israel as the BBC is but Rupert Murdoch is very pro Israel. Go figure.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Is there any doubt Chunky would defend this sputtering political hack who has to consult his staff on the most basic of questions as an exemplary successful black man? A man who does nothing but repeat the progturd lies long ago refuted by actual facts (18 yrs of satellite temperature data) plus adds new ones (Teh Warmening is killing the black babies doncha know). And was obviously put there as a token by the Sierra Club who’s typical members (hikers and backbackers) don’t exactly bring to mind black people.


    Yet the fat turncoat heaps nothing but scorn on a great black man and actual world renowned scientist, Dr. Ben Carson.

    Chunk’s a racist commie. I’m not sure how he reconciles the views of his leftist hero Che Guevarra except maybe he views minorities like the Sierra Club fool as useful tools.

  20. rightymouse says:

    McCarthy has dropped out of the race for Speaker. Yes!!! 🙂

  21. Because olo says:

    No, it’s Memorex.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Because humor is a creative art, Toot still can’t get the hang of it

  23. kbdabear says:

    Something about that name causes massive douchebaggery and the compulsion to claim all the credit for accomplishments that were mainly the work of others, ever notice that, Toot?

    • Arachne says:

      You mean, you know, like claiming credit for, oh, I dunno, breaking the story of some fake TANG memos after a CBS broadcast? Like that maybe?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Ginger really did have something to do with it. 🙂

    • Because olo says:

      Hey. At least Ginger is a master of something. The only thin Toot ever mastered is fail.

    • pineapple says:

      Not a big Ginger fan but you must give credit where credit is due.

      He’s far more influential than Fatso, even without Twitter.

  24. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky’s latest money making attempt. LGF Fall Fashions.

  25. OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:

    OT: Fox News (LIARS!) are reporting that Russia missed Syria with some missiles and hit Iran instead.

    I can’t help but see humor in this. Of course, it has to be false, since source.

    • OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:



      /do missiles “land”? They didn’t used to when I was in aerospace. Hmmm.

      • Arachne says:

        I always thought they fall go boom.

      • OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:

        Well, they *used* to “impact” on what we referred to as “targets”.

        But you know this crowd; they haven’t met a statement that they don’t obfuscate. “Landed” makes it sound like a three-point touchdown and popping a chute, while the groundcrew scurries out to meet it.

        That’s kind of genteel for a missile.

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of genteel missiles, the tank round affectionately known as the “long rod penetrator” has always been one of the better-named and most-effective “landers.”

        Saw an animation once of what this round does to the inside and crew of an enemy tank. Kind of a hot frappe effect.

      • Because olo says:

        I smell Hebrew Hanky-Panky. 😈

      • OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:

        Yes, it’s called “spalling”. But still, that’s what we aerospace engineers* call “impact”.

        *Scientists ask why.
        Engineers ask how.
        Aerospace engineers ask “Do you want fires with that?”

  26. Because olo says:

    These guys are talking about Chuckles McShitburger. That wouldn’t be our Chuckles McShitburger, would it?

  27. pineapple says:

    Wesley.Lowery does something unethical, apologizes after the damage was done, Fatso then commends him for being ethical. WTF?

    This shit writes itself when Fatso is involved. More ass kissing too I see..

  28. Octopus says:

    That’s great. Now, did they have any children that lived?

  29. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s latest leftist love object has good creds.

  30. windbag says:

    I don’t recall Chuckles going after Debra Dickerson for saying Obama isn’t black. One of the funnier Colbert moments.


  31. Hippy Potimouse says:

    Sometimes I do stupid things……


  32. Arachne says:

    Hard hitting articles!
    Tell us Fatso. What exactly have you accomplished?
    Breitbart is bigger than ever.
    Daren Wilson was exonerated .
    You’ve been quoted by . . . Well, nobody.
    And your “podcast affiliate” is actually Not only as pathetic as you but doesn’t even out you on every week.

  33. Because olo says:

  34. Octopus says:

    Gus is feeling very sprightly this morning, bringin’ the comedy chops. Just hilarious. I predict a merptastic conclusion to his tweeting day, around midnight.

    • OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:

      But isn’t that GOOD? Since no one NEEDS a gun?

    • Because olo says:

      The donkeys will never forgive Lincoln for giving the Mass 54th those guns.

    • OLT's Ayatollah You So, Khomeini Missiles Was It? says:

      I’m assuming that Gus-Gus understands that some of the earliest prohibitions on firearms based on features were aimed squarely at freedmen in the South. By Donks, who were shoring up their KKK base. He just doesn’t want to say.

      Most Donks have also finally learned to quit saying “Saturday Night Special”, because some of us (blush) started showing them the history of the phrase and what the dropped first adjective was. But Repubs = rayciss. Rinse brain and repeat.

      Proggies are different than Donks; they are incapable of learning anything, even what to lie about. They are so smart that their little pea brains are full of better-than-you, which is of course one of the major roots of bigotry. They just receive programming. Donks have used them to great effect, but IMO they’ve made too many and now they can’t handle them.