AP, notice my power!

Using his now legendary “power,” Mr. Toot now tries to get attention from the Associated press.


This tweet pretty much sums it up.


Charles, AP does not care what you have to say.


45 Comments on “AP, notice my power!”

  1. Really. At this point what difference does it make?

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatso trolling AP for attention. What a surprise. Not. 😆

  3. Arachne says:

    Once again dirtbag doesn’t do his research. His “proof” of the billboards is bullshit. They were erected in 2009. Hillary supporters floated the eligibility argument in Spring 2008. Please show me where she disavowed their efforts in this regard during the primaries. But Porky’s logic, she’s responsible for the deeds of her followers!

    I would also point out that several items about Obama pre politics gave his birthplace as Kenya. Publisher’s bio for one. Also that he registered as a foreign student (of course he had those records sealed). So it isn’t’t like it came out of nowhere.

  4. Arachne says:

    But I have to agree with “at this point what effing difference does it make?”

    I’m starting to wonder if Porky has a hard-on for Grandma. Pam! You’ve been replaced!

  5. Doppel milyo says:

    you think hillary’s fingerprints are on the smears , Charles?

    you are an even bigger idiot than I suspected.

    The scorched earth Clinton machine doesn’t lead back to the Clintons, idiot boy

  6. Arachne says:

    Also, as Chen pointed out, The Donald is wrong about this. It wasn’t Hillary. But look what some research produces:

    In a July 2009 editorial, the National Review said that the allegations of a Kenyan birth for Obama began with a commenter at a Democratic blog, The Blue State, who wrote on July 23, 2007, “Obama isn’t technically a northerner either since he was born in Kenya… I like a more international view of the world so I like the fact he was born somewhere else.” There was even a Kenyan newspaper from 2004 that casually referenced “Kenyan-born Obama.”*

    The whole article on this can be found at http://barackryphal.blogspot.com/2011/06/secret-origin-of-birthers.html. An excellent research piece.

    And before the Porky supporters can say “it was a comment at a blog!!” Remember, you’re claiming the same thing about a poster at Free Republic. So the genesis lies with YOU.

  7. Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

    It depends on what the meaning of “started” is.

    • Arachne says:

      Hillary supporters floated the idea in an email in the Spring of 2008 and I do remember people commenting on it at the time. There were some legitimate questions based on stories and comments over the years. Obama didn’t help matters when he started sealing everything he could and produced not the LONG but the short form BC which had some, say, “questionable” entries. Personally, I don’t give a shit – it was always more a legal/debate curiosity to me more than anything. I knew nothing was ever going to come of it, even if true. First Black President cannot be “illegitimate.” Anyone with a sense of normality in politics, would have said, as McCain did, “I get it, here’s the proof.” Obama’s response, being that of a narcissist, was “HOW DARE YOU!?”

  8. Arachne says:

    Oh and then there’s this, from POLITICO:


    So, the idea that it came from Hillary is not so far-fetched, is it?

  9. livefreeor die says:

    Charles, hoping the AP will notice him and make his stupid little dot of a blog big again-
    “Observe the power of this fully operational…BLOG!”

    • Arachne says:

      Instead, my guess is he’s going to find himself beclowned when people produce easily found research. And his use of the stupid billboard is the dumbest thing there could be. He makes that the visual aid for his tweet, and those didn’t go up until 2009.

      Plus, I am pretty sure he snagged all of his “facts” from others’ work anyway so AP will quote them as the source, not Porky.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      That depends on the meaning of “fully operational”. There actually are quality standards for web design. I don’t think Toot’s mess is compliant with anything.

  10. Arachne says:

    One does love his desperation to be important. Frankly, Dude, you were never all THAT important. You were NEVER Powerline or Free Republic. Not in your wildest dreams.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      What about in Gustavo’s wildest dreams, of late? Is Chunky still very im-por-tant-tay in those?

      …still think this looks like Humphrey Bogart in drag, but that’s my problem.

  11. Technically, birtherism began with Barack Obama, who’s biography asserted that he was “Kenyan-born” for years long before the 2008 election.

    • OLT's Go To Your Room says:

      It’s the highest form of racism to quote Obama’s own words, or note his actions.

      You, of all people, should know this by now.

      I am DEEPLY disappointed in you.

  12. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Obama birtherism started at pro-Hillary sites.

    Which, of course, the Clinton Machine had ABSOLUTELY no control over, nor contact with.


    Also, The Donkey Show is suitable for all ages, every whore in Tijuana is a virgin, Global Warming is real, Christians are trying to start a theocracy in the US, the biggest issue in public schools is Creationism, legal marijuana will solve the drug war’s faults, white cops are hunting and killing black people, Chicago’s murder rate is due to the easy availability of guns in other states, and little Ahmed built a clock.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      That’s spelled “Glock”.

    • Arachne says:

      But of course, Hillary is mum on condemning this dreadful behavior on the part of her paid and volunteer supporters. But Donald Trump is supposed to, of course, immediately chastise someone in his audience.

      Funny, isn’t it – no one’s been able to find the guy. Why not? We had the entire bio on Joe the Plumber in 24 hours.

  13. trebob ( . Y . ) says:

    Quick tip: Charles pronounces viognier “vy-og-near”

    And Charles, you shouldn’t be drinking the wine “ice cold”, rather you should be drinking it slightly chilled in order to realize all the flavours. Good to see he’s spending that gofundme cache responsibly.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I can count on one thumb the number of men I know who drink white wine as a cocktail. Actually, I can’t think of a single one. Zero. 🙂

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        I don’t know anybody who drinks wine ice cold. But, whatever.

      • Arachne says:

        45 to 55 degress is not “ice cold” dumbass. That’s CHILLED. It’s roughly the same temperature for serving premium stouts or ales.

        Domestic low-priced beer and/or soft drinks – 36 degrees.

        By the way, are you sure that isn’t “Chilean Vinegar” and maybe you need glasses?

      • Arachne says:

        I like white wine spritzers on a hot day. But they need to be made with Chablis. And the cheap stuff is what you use.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      Vy-og-near? Wasn’t that that Nazi opera guy?

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Drinkin’ early, today. Not that I haven’t indulged in any day-drinking, in my lifetime. I just don’t think it’s a good fit with the unemployment and broke-assed begging, is all. Sends the wrong message, to potential donors. Of which there are none, so SLAINTE!

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        Yeah, they might get the wrong idea about that Trader Joe’s $1.99 wine.

      • Arachne says:

        I don’t think he got it at Trader Joe’s.
        I think some drunken hipsters in his “gated” community left the unfinished bottle near his house.

  14. Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

    Now you’re talking.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’ll never pass the piss test.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Or any test, besides the “nail-on-a-stick” test. He could probably pick up litter with said implement, if he got going early in the day with the shakes handled by a quick nip, and then only moderate drink until his shift was up.

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        He just needs to start hablaing Espanol, and they’ll waive all of that.

  15. Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

    CJ’s been blocked on Twitter.


    No, not the CJ you’re thinking of.

    CJ points out that the emperor has no clothes, and the emperor explains “shut up”.

  16. Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

  17. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    Gotta love the spirit of these pilgrims! Hundreds dead, hundreds more wounded, because they all want to get near the Holy Meteorite first. 😆

  18. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Regarding the power and influence wielded by Chunky McDumbth, in some alternate universe where he looks like his 15-year-old avatar:

    You can’t lose what you never had.
    You can’t keep what’s not yours.
    You can’t hold on to something that doesn’t want to stay.

    These are some unavoidable facts of life, Fatass. The sooner you accept them, the happier you’ll be. I won’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen.

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