Master debater shows off his skills!

No one in e world can touch the awesome debating skills of Mr. Toot. In a Twitter exchange.  the master debater shows his the prowess of his untouchable analysis.



Socrates would be proud of Mr. Toot’s debating skills!


99 Comments on “Master debater shows off his skills!”

  1. Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

    Chunkles must’ve learned the “go fuck off” stratagem when he was on his high school debate team. 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Kewl. We have two threads to play on. 😆

  3. Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and that means another round of NFL football!

    Today, the Jaguars host Porpoises from South Florida and hope to redeem themselves after last week’s debacle.

    Pakimog be at today’s game fueled with rum and beer!

    Whitney, who is reigning NFL cheerleader of the year will be watching to make sure Pakimog behave and don’t engage in caveman-like shenanigans!

    Pakimog report back after game so get ready for either gloating over victory or sniveling over loss. 😀

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      Pakimog try again because Pakimog know clicking on link is hard work!

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      Pakimog have no luck so Pakimog improvise!

      Here a picture of Whitney in pool pondering the effort it will take to keep Pakimog on the “behave yourself” path today at stadium. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        OMG. Those round thingamajigs are so FAKE!!!!!!!!!

      • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

        Since Pakimog be at game today, Pakimog will observe Jiggle/Bounce ratio to ascertain validity of rightymouse’s assertion.

        It hard work but Pakimog owe it to this blog to do much research.

        Pakimog must make sure DoD remain at cutting edge of science! “grin:

      • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

        And to make less typos! 😀

      • Because olo says:

        I await your detailed report on the rheological properties of female tittyboobers with bated breath. Much science. Infer materials of construction by Fourier transform of mechanical wave analysis.

        Show me those complex numbers. The truth is in the phase angle.

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      Since Pakimog have two fresh threads to sully with his Sunday morning NFL football antics, Pakimog post Eagles bleat on thread below. 😀

    • pineapple says:

      Chargers vs. Bengals 10:00am…….. go bolts!

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    Things that didn’t exist when Charlie Hitchens was on the HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE TEAM:

    1. Me.

    Have at it.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    2. Whiteboards. Because everyone was racist.

  6. Daedalus says:

    I rescheduled the LGF origins thread for tonight.

  7. It’s peculiar that no one in the media has tried to track down the guy who asked the question.

    I don’t think he was from the Hillary camp, I think he came from the Bush/GOP Establishment camp.

  8. “When I see right wingers doing this “debunking” victory dance, I just tune out. They’re always wrong.” – Chunky

    Like we were wrong about Anthony Weiner?

    • Because olo says:

      Dipshitz still thinks that Radio Shack alarm clock was a “science project”. And so brilliant!!1

      • Arachne says:

        And it wasn’t a project he was asked to do. No Science Fair, no extra credit. In fact, Engineering teacher told him NOT to show it to anyone else. What does he do? Waltzes into English to frighten the teacher. Kid was a dirtbag when questioned by police but was quite the “innocent victim” when the press shows up. This whole affair stinks to high heaven.

        H/T to Aussie Infidel for excellent analysis at the Mother Ship last night.

  9. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Terrible news:

    You never know when your time is going to be up. Enjoy your life!

  10. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Fatass used to worship Dawkins, when he was proclaiming the virtues of atheism and mocking Christianity. Then Dawkins dared to criticize Islamist-terrorists, and it’s been all downhill ever since.

    Note: Chunky still thinks Ahmed “made a clock.” 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Because olo says:

      I gots an idear. Let’s see Toot “make a clock”. I’ll even donate the Arduino. 😆 😆 😆

      Now if you want the real hardcore electronics development tools, you have to go to the Serbs.

      Yeah. Those Serbs. It’s ok to hate them.

  11. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Fatass is a True Believer, in the idea that the obvious plant who tried to bait Trump was just another one of his racist, insane followers. Such a dolt. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      These dopes haven’t figured out yet that it’s counterproductive to ‘bait’ the honey badger, because the honey badger just eats the bait and burps.

    • Arachne says:

      Obama to Georgie Snuffalofagus in 2008: “My Muslim faith…..”
      Snuffy: “Your CHRISTIAN faith…”
      Freudian slip, there, Fatass?
      Has Obama apologized for sitting in a church whose pastor routinely made anti-Semitic remarks?
      Has Hildebeest apologized for lying to the families of the Benghazi dead?
      Have either of them apologized to the video maker for clapping him back in prison to keep their fake narrative alive?

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        You donated money to Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse, didn’t you. You think Obama was born in Kenya, and that his birth certificate is fake, don’t you. You believe Michelle Obama is really a man, don’t you.

  12. Minnow says:

    Barry, so what? So what if there are hundreds of comments about this, that or the other?

    Who the fucking off cares?

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      You should, because they are the true believers in “conservatism.” And they are the reason a rock ribbed conservative will be dismantled by a Democrat next year.

  13. Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

    Pakimog note that blog king Daedalus reschedule thread containing Pakimog Eagles bleat for tonight.

    Pakimog don’t know if comments vanish with rescheduling so Pakimog post an Eagles bleat here because Pakimog worried that rescheduling will anger NFL karma god!

    Call it caveman superstition.

    Here goes!

    Today the Eagles play Cowpokes from Texas in battle for NFC East supremacy!

    Pakimog regard Cowpokes with disdain and contempt!

    As does this Eagles Cheerleader both at work and eco-friendly play! 😀

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      To answer Because olo’s question on why boobies appear bigger in right side photo, Pakimog turn to Professor Pakimon for answer!

      Professor Pakimon can explain this using a simple formula.


      Elastic + Tension = Containment

      The polyester weave in cheerleader top have properties necessary to make formula work while eco-friendly bikini top made from palm frond fibers or whatever does not.

      Another miracle of science! 😀

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Has the Conscience of the Comment Section wiped his comment sections of anti-Semitism?

    • Because olo says:

      If you believe, as they do, that Jews are Khazars, then antisemitism = anti-Arabism = islamophobia.

      So there’s no antisemitism in the comments.

  15. Speranza says:

    Did Chunky ever participate in the Oxford Union debates? He is such a wordsmith

  16. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    “I know, because that’s how I was, when I was on the Right. I was crazy cuckoo racist!”

  17. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    What is worse, though: being a born-Muslim and current apostate, or being a Christian Lunatic (by Chunky’s standards)? Seems both would be problematic. Better drink some Sterno and ponder…

  18. Arachne says:

    And BTW Fatass, the only one who cares about birther ANYTHING is you. He’s got a year left in office. Got it now? I know you like to think you’re going to get mileage out of it but frankly, if the right wingers that follow you departed you’d have no one to talk to.

    And you invade other people’s timelines like you think you’re Jeng-gish Can.

  19. Minnow says:

    Kerry says US should take 200,000 more refugees. Who the fuck made him in charge of this shit. Let them all live at your wife’s place moron.

    And fuck you Barry.

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed. Maybe they could go work at Nancy Pelosi’s vineyards. Because California will be happy to give them all kinds of freebies.

    • Because olo says:

      Send them to Massivewhoshits. The neighboring states should have orders to shoot on sight.

  20. Voltaire's Crack says:

    It’s just like the left to praise a kid for un-making something, in this case a clock.

    That boy Cloward-Pivened a perfectly good clock.

    • Minnow says:

      I have a feeling we will hear more from Little Muhamed over the course of time.

      He was invited to MIT of all places. The guy has no clue what he’s in for – nor does MIT.

      I saw the interview of him and was not at all impressed with the kid’s verbal skills. And, yes, he still claims he “invented” this clock. I think the kid is a moron actually.

    • Because olo says:

      The proper academic term is ‘deconstructed’.

  21. Because olo says:

    • pineapple says:

      So, the Democrat debate is going to be this stupid bitch, Martin O’Pussy, and Bernie Sanders, the one that let two sniveling little “girls” take his microphone away?

      Talk about a clown car.

  22. Frank Sinclair says:

    “Master Debater,” is one of my expressions, and you are using it without permission. It would behoove you to have original thoughts now and again.

    • pineapple says:

      It would behoove you to get some new material Frank.

      • Arachne says:

        Wonder what Tom Leykis would say to Fatass pretending to be him. Because he’s too stupid to realize the avatar stays with the account.

        Ooooo….just had an idea. Red pen out of holster

    • rightymouse says:


    • Because olo says:

      Ron Jeremy.

      Sue me.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      It also happens to be an older joke than anyone in this room, you dolt.

      • Because olo says:

        Toot’s funny like that. He thinks he has intellectual property. Which is hard to do with no intellect. Where do you park it?

    • SpaceAllah says:

      So I see when you’re forced to abandon the male porn star and daughter fixations, you don’t really have much past that. The Democrat field is pathetic. Any republican candidate is going to demolish any one of them, because they are straight up liars and socialists.

      Wrong about the clock, wrong about the PP videos. And when someone on the left challenges him, he could win Olympic gold in backpedaling. A man of true discernment, steadfast principles, and unquestionable loyalty.

  23. Because olo says:

    The Clockman Speaketh:

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Criticizing a Black man Johnson? I believe that makes you a racist.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        And this level of “humor” makes you a drooling imbecile.

      • Arachne says:

        Yes. Why should Ben Carson think he’s important. Everyone knows if you want to know about SCIENCE you should turn to washed-up guitarists if a mechanical engineer who thinks he’s a meteorologist isn’t available.

      • Because olo says:

        I don’t think that was supposed to be humor. In Tootland, that’s an argument. Which is what’s actually funny. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      In the skewed libtard world, if said black man is a conservative, he has betrayed his race therefore subject to full on hate and mockery. Being a Christian ups the ante on hate.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I think it’s pretty clear that a certain ghoulish old white man can’t accept a brilliant, rich, successful black neurosurgeon who’s saved hundreds of children’s lives. It’s too bad scum like this are still wasting breathable air on this Earth.

  24. pineapple says:

    One of Fatso’s libtard twitter friends having a sane moment.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      “C4 is noticeable even to the untrained.” Oh, these fucking idiots. 😆

      You can make C4 into any shape you want. I usually make mine into pineapple grenades, and paint them black, to look like classic WWII stuff. Then I put them in my lunchbox, and take them to work. Laffs? Oh, man. They’re rolling in the aisles. To get away, I mean.

  25. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Pssst! Hey, Fatass…nobody cares!

    Nope. Straight up liberal. No kind of Tory at all. @ronindotca
    4 hours ago

    Psst – I’m not a conservative. See: Why I Parted Ways With The Right @ronindotca
    4 hours ago

  26. OT but:

    I think this serves as a perfect example of how social media can be used to spread misinformation, and the danger of pushing a narrative before all the facts are in.

    LGF used to have a virtue in that old “24 hr rule”. There’s a certain wisdom in NOT going with initial reports just because is fits a narrative, You can end up with egg on your face.

    That was before twitter and facebook could spread a meme around the world in 15 minutes. It’s absolutely crazy how far and wide the influence of this rather minor event has become. Now it seems like a race, facts be damned.

    IMO the kid pulled a prank. I say this as someone who used to pull elaborate and creative pranks as a kid. I did weird shit to try to provoke a reaction out of teachers and general authorities. I thought I was pretty clever. When I look at the facts here objectively, it reminds me of….me.

    What’s up for debate are the true motives and whether others were in on it (particularly his father). I don’t think they were counting on the whole thing going that viral. Surely, from their perspective, it’s nothing short of an epic win.

    One hates to lay into a 14 y/o kid, but this whole episode deserves criticism. Perhaps not of the kid, but ourselves. We need to take a deep breath and think about the fact that the media can actually undermine our sense of truth, fact and fiction.

    Everyone just automatically took the kid at his word that he created that clock, on his own. They didn’t even really look at it. Why not? Cause he had a NASA shirt on?

    The kid probably deserves a high-5 though. Not for “building” a clock, but for playing the whole world.

  27. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    When is he going to the White House? I really want to see the demonstration of his wonderful clock, for the Scientist-In-Chief.

    • Because olo says:

      I want to hear John Holdren explain how it works, and why it’s such a brilliant invention.

      Maybe he’ll have Bill Nye and Neal DeGrass ‘splain it some more.

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆