The Anniversary of Killgore Trout’s Midnight Run To Smear HotAir With Racism On Behalf of Charles F. Johnson

It Was On 18 September
A Night We’ll Always Remember.

Six years ago today The Flying Monkeys of Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs began an astroturf campaign against HotAir. With no evidence to back up Johnson’s accusation that HotAir was a racist website, LGF operative Killgore Trout paid them a visit while the moderators were asleep and provided the “evidence” himself by posting offensive racial comments and daring the moderators to delete them… beginning at 12:34AM and running to 2:01AM. You can read the full diatribe here, but here’s a snippet:

Killgore Rant Condensed

“Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.” – Charles F. Johnson.

You can read the full racist rant here, as well as a write-up on Killgore Trout’s Midnight Run in here. Meanwhile, there’s this:

ODE TO LITTLE GREEN ASTROTURFOOTBALLS

Listen, my children: I’ll tell you about
The Midnight Raid of Killgore Trout.

On Eighteen September, Two Thousand and Nine,
“HotAir” got a troll who was way out of line.
He wrote that he thought that their morals were lacking,
And posted rude words (while the Owners were napping).

He wrote on the blog, with a great deal of sarc,
“Here’s an “n” word or twenty; it’s just for a lark;
And if you don’t find that obnoxious and funky,
I’ll throw in the name of a famous space monkey.”

And Charles approved of that lame Racist Rant,
And grinned at the work of his best sycophant.
“You shouldn’t have done it, but I’m glad you did;
Expose all those racists!  You blew off the lid!”

His Raid is now legend, and like it or not,
It’s been well-recorded, and won’t be forgot.
Good, bad, or indifferent, he has no denial;
As Trout will admit, with a wry, sheepish smile.

[H/T swamprat June 9, 2012 at 3:27 pm]

Related posts documenting Charles Johnson’s Astroturfing.

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245 Comments on “The Anniversary of Killgore Trout’s Midnight Run To Smear HotAir With Racism On Behalf of Charles F. Johnson”

  1. Hot Air. HA!

    Now Charles is all about complaining about the comments at Breitbart. Always Breitbart.

    I wonder if Charles and company have socks there.

  2. Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

    How Killgore must long for those days when he was riding high as Chunkles’ top henchman and held the keys to The Bog in his clammy, sweaty hands.

    Back then, he could never imagine that he would be supplanted by an unemployed, Argentinian architect wannabe and ultimately given “The Stick”.

    Now he languishes in exile, picking snails and slugs off the kale sprouts in his backyard “garden” while his overweight, lesbian neighbor peers over the fence with cruel and mocking eyes… 😆

  3. I said before and still stand by it: Trout’s mendacious [and, by proxy, Charlatan’s] actions were left up for the blogosphere to see for themselves just how juvenile and typical of the Leftoid mindset.
    That those posts remained visible for all to see was never an indication of HA’s racism, but of Trout’s stupidity.
    Hope you’re proud, you two asswipes, but you don’t read here.

    • Arachne says:

      And it is brought up and thrown in his face on a regular basis. Probably another reason the left will not embrace him. That move reflected badly on them since everyone now knew that lefties planted comments to manufacture their own evidence. And Trout wasn’t even smart — posted under his own name.

      And let’s not forget they did the same thing at Ace of Spades. And I am not all that convinced that Fatty didn’t know about this ahead of time but was pissed when Trout used his LGF nic. But because Trout could expose his go ahead for the raid, he had to offer up some sort of “I don’t approve…BUT” bullshit. Any other blog “publisher” would have said “get out!”

      • Spider Woman, like all deluded Leftists, they have no regard for truth nor for rules … unless its their ‘truth’ and their rules.
        I equate them with the monsters named Robespierre and Marat.

      • Arachne says:

        Modern-day equivalent of the worse excesses of the French Revolution. I did an analysis of the raids on HA and AoS at one point but I don’t remember if it was for the Playpen or the Mother Ship. I think the AoS doorstep turds were planted AFTER the HA vandalism, which tells me that Fatso had no problem with what Trout did and probably DID encourage it ahead of time, but informed the minions that when they did it in the future they were absolutely NOT to use their LGF nics.

        I would not be at all surprised if Fats planned to do this at a lot of sites but the fact that they were discovered immediately at Ace and deleted, but the comment was posted at LGF traced the whole BS back to Fatty’s site made them rethink the program. Plus the fact that many sites were starting to make you use a WordPress/Disqus/Facebook identity to post put the kabash on their plans.

      • Because olo says:

        If only Ace had toot’s correlator tool. 😆

      • kbdabear says:

        The AoSHQ mobying was after the HA raid, November of 2012 Saturday Night ONT. I was there for that one, Killgore and another lizard turd tried under sock names of “lightworker” and “meese’ to do that. Killgore would plant the racist comments and the other turd would complain that AoSHQ was allowing “racist comments”.

        They didn’t do a good job of it because we caught Killgore red handed by calling him “Kilgore” and the other dumb shit responded “I’ve never heard of Killgore”. The tell was that no one spelled it with two “L’s” except him, which only the real KT does.

        Here’s the thread from November of 2012 explaining the whole thing

        https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2012/11/19/tell-me-again-that-lgf-doesnt-plant-racist-comments/

      • Pakimon says:

        Heh.

        I remember that night.

        Obdicut playing the concern troll was pathetic yet hilarious.

        The thing is, Ace’s doesn’t need a moderator.

        The morons and moronettes pretty much police themselves.

        Killgore and Obdicut got smacked down right quickly. 😆

  4. trebob says:

    Anyone with a twitter account should share this with your followers. Charles is sure to find it in his morning name search (which I understand he does from his “office”) and all the twitter love will drive him nuts.

    🙂

  5. swamprat says:

    I like the poem’s improvements.

  6. Because olo says:

    “Space monkeys”? He’s dissing Klingons?

    Racist and spacist.

  7. Because olo says:

    And … he’s … off to the races…

  8. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    The “Boiler Room Intro” video is still a classic. 🙂

  9. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    That guy was either a plant (90% likely) or a mentally-unfit person. Naturally, this is the only story the Left is bleating about this morning. So transparently moby. 🙄

  10. Because olo says:

  11. Chunky wishes he weren't fat and Sarah Palin wasn't married to Todd says:

    RT @EmoNegro1: So. Trump said Obama was waging a war on Christians. So how come I’m able to go to church on Sunday?
    7 minutes ago

    So if libtards say there is a war on women how come there are still women?? Shouldn’t they all be dead by now?

    • Arachne says:

      Why don’t you ask why he’s insulting the Pontiff on his visit with his “in your face” rebel Catholics and the deporting of Iraqi Christians back to certain death while at the same time welcoming in a shitload of unvetted Syrian “refugees” of military (terrorist) age.

      And don’t leave the Jews out – Obama’s pretty much got a war on THEM going as well.

  12. Because olo says:

  13. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Just remember, if you’re grilling me a cheeseburger: one slice of Kraft American is not enough. It basically disappears into the burger, and you can barely taste it. I prefer a decent piece of sharp cheddar, or jalapeno, Jack. At the very least, use two slices of Kraft, and don’t melt it all the way. Thanks!

    Also, my Greek friends, don’t use feta. Much as I like the stuff, it doesn’t melt properly for a cheeseburger, 90% of the time. It’s tricky, and you’re a little drunk.

    • pineapple says:

      In defense of the Kraft slice, I have had quite a few “foo-foo” grilled cheese sandwiches.

      But…….

      The best grilled cheese sandwich ever is two slices of white bread (preferably “Bimbo” from Mexico), real butter, and one slice of Kraft cheese, then cut on the diagonal. Tomato soup optional.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I need two slices of Kraft on that model, but otherwise, that’s a very sound menu. My Mom would approve, too.

    • Bunk X says:

      1/2 lb. lean ground beef, sprinkle garlic, soak it with Worcestershire. Add a slab of chedder when it’s on the bun. Done.

  14. pineapple says:

    Has it ever been explained how comparing the wookie from Star Wars to Michelle is racist?

    I cannot for the life of me make the correlation.

    1. Does it hinge on “it’s racist” to make a funny about the current first lady?

    OR

    2. Does it hinge on “if you need it explained to you” then you are racist?

    Just drawing a blank here. Chewbacca talks funny and has a lot of hair, is it thinly veiled in that somewhere? No one on earth talks like Chewbacca and despite skin color most of us have hair.

    Again, I don’t see the connection, someone please explain. Frankstabby?

    I have a feeling Fatso or one of his minions would squirm big time trying to explain that without exposing themselves.

    • Because olo says:

      Uh-oh. Teh Spank has been summoned.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Best guess: Wookies are comparable to Yetis, aka “Sasquatch.” That’s a rather ape-like creature. The idea that black people are another branch of the primate tree (not human) is an old one. So, that’s all you need.

      • pineapple says:

        Sounds plausible……thanks.

        I forgot how funny Fred Sanford was. I guess that can’t be funny in today’s world though.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I’m a horrible racist just for remembering having seen that episode, much less posting the scene here. I must be publicly shamed, by legions of SJW’s!

      • pineapple says:

        Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys… we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

        — Redd Foxx

      • pineapple says:

        “Gotta have them ribs and pussy too!”

        –Barack Obama

  15. kbdabear says:

    Toot, if intelligence was a pennant race, you’d have been eliminated by Shapiro back in May

    • Because olo says:

      Actually, the thing on the right looks like a science project.

      Ben’s actually making my other point; a homemade electronic project looks like the one on the right. Note the spaghetti wiring, and all the proto boards. That’s what homebrew prototypes look like. The one on the left ISN’T A HOMEMADE ANYTHING. It’s a manufactured alarm clock put in a briefcase. This wasn’t a bomb, but is wasn’t a legitimate ‘science’ project, either. It was a deliberate provocation.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Agreed. It was some kind of stunt.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Also, when is the big WH visit coming up, so Ahmed can demonstrate the intricate design and workings of his clock for the Scientist-In-Chief? That should be good. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        Achmed will plug it in, and the display will start flashing (because the idiot didn’t put the battery in).

        Hussein will say “aloha snackbar, I’m impress”.

        The press will congratulate itself.

        Everybody will get bonuses.

        Gorilla cookies will take a $5 million vacation.

  16. kbdabear says:

    Let’s just ignore that everyone who knows anything about electronics knows that it was a digital clock taken apart and that the kid showed it off in English class and his science class.

    Because RAYSSSISSMMMM!!!!!

    • kbdabear says:

      Yeh Toot, and Boston Marathon Bombers Joker & Speedbump Tsarnaev were just cooking up a bunch of mullikatawney.

      Add electronics to things you don’t know jack shit about

      • pineapple says:

        Plastic explosives do not look like BIG HONKING STICKS of explosive material moron. Plastic explosives could have been easily hidden somewhere in that case.

        Just have the teacher or street cops inspect it…… yea, that’s the ticket.

      • Because olo says:

        My suspicion is the science teacher looked at it, and rolled his eyes. That’s why he took it to English class. He could fake the English teacher out.

        He was trying to provoke an incident.

  17. kbdabear says:

    Funny how rarely they bother replying to you or paying any attention to you at all.

  18. kbdabear says:

    Timeline Troll Toot hauls out the Projector again.

    Time for some ICMY updates on Ginger, Pammy, Breitbart, Greenwald, and Jim Hoft again, Toot

  19. pineapple says:

    Looks like Ben is smacking Fatso around on Twitter.

    Fatso says he “is relevant now” because Ben has noticed him.

  20. pineapple says:

    I’m surprised Fatso seems insulted.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, because we all know telling someone to “fuck off” because they disagree with you is in the rules of the Social Register. Right, Fatman.

  21. kbdabear says:

    When you were on the demasterbate team?

    Did they give you a Big Red Block Button in that school for “crushing debate” like you always do?

    Somehow I picture Toot at the podium whining about his opponent’s “LYING” and demanding that he win by forfeit.

    Well no, actually I picture Toot’s debate opponent as a cardboard cutout or a stray dog

  22. kbdabear says:

    No Toot, for you it meant even your ex-wife didn’t want to share genes with you

    • Arachne says:

      I wouldn’t worry — the chance of you two cretins having sex is roughly the same as me winning the Powerball tonight.

      Krackpot – 38K tweets; >800 followers. No one gives a shit.

    • Because olo says:

      I don’t get it. He’s propositioning Krager?

  23. kbdabear says:

    Toot has spent all day trolling Crowder and Shapiro, yet somehow Toot is living in their heads

    #TootLogic

    • kbdabear says:

      When it comes to striking a comic hit, you’re way below the Mendoza Line, Toot

      • Arachne says:

        I love it that Fatty rarely gets an actual response from anyone with more than 500 followers. Did ya tell ’em to hit yer GoFundMe page, asshat?

    • pineapple says:

      Poor Fatso is getting it from all sides today. Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR is struggling to protect his butt buddy on Twitter, failing miserably.

      Problem is, Fatso can’t go toe to toe with Ben and Steven, too much octane.

  24. Daedalus says:

    This is a day that will live in infamy!

    On a funny note Kilgore is back on the right.

  25. Because olo says:

    Teh Donald, explained:

  26. pineapple says:

    Steven Crowder … 126K followers.

    Fatso … 13.7K followers

    rob whisman(?) a nobody with the childish tweet above … 26.6K followers.

  27. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Nothing to do with Chunky, just a dog trying to get right with God.

    • Abu kwahwaL says:

      How is it that poor dog didn’t whizz all aver that self-important EuroDouche? 90 seconds of unnecessary hurt put on that poor dog for the camera. What a great pooch to have not bitten Enrique in the nads repeatedly. Sideways.

  28. kbdabear says:

    Who gave you this idea Toot? Bill Clinton? Joe Biden? Chris Dodd? Ted Kennedy?

    Or maybe you got it from lifelong leftist Jackson Browne?

    • kbdabear says:

      Far Left Men never have contempt for women, Toot?

      But I guess Pammy, Mandy Nagy, Dana Loesch, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, and the other women Toot brasnapped don’t count because Toot says they don’t

      • Because olo says:

        I think Toot’s still delighted that Mandy had a stroke.

      • pineapple says:

        Oh I’m sure you are right.

        He couldn’t contain his glee when Andrew Breitbart died.

        Charles “Toot” Johnson is scum.

      • Anyone notice that the SDS creep is wearing a SS tunic and red armband? Did director Robert Zemeckis do this on purpose, as a subtle ‘FU’ to the Leftoid garbage of the day, or is that just a case of cosmic irony? You decide …

      • kbdabear says:

        I always noticed that “Wesley” thought he was down with the struggle of The Brothers, but when he’s getting the shit beaten out of him, they don’t rush to help him and the main Black Panther actually blocks anyone who’s thinking of helping him.

        Kind of like they personally think he’s a royal asshole and they’re enjoying watching two “honkies” fight

    • Charles Johnson: Bra-Snapper and, i mean. Hero of the Feminist Movement!!!!11111

      Fat bastard needs to just INCLUDE the GoFundMe link on EVERY tweet he sends!

  29. JimboXL says:

    Funny, it was the progressives and the “left” who were cheering a woman being locked up for her Christian beliefs. They were cheering a woman being locked up, what a shock.

  30. Minnow says:

    Barry, you are the most ignorantly clueless piece of shit on the internet.

  31. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 1h1 hour ago

    Here’s where the Birther conspiracy theory started: at Free Republic http://lgf.bz/1LGdgSt

    • Arachne says:

      Started with Obama. He claimed to be from Kenya on one of his bios to appear more “exotic”. Then blamed publisher.

      • Because olo says:

        Appear more “exotic”, and possibly get preferential admission to Columbia. Yes, they do discriminate against Americans. And woe especially unto American Asians.

  32. swamprat says:

    So I guess Hillary was a Freeper! Who knew?

  33. swamprat says:

    I have to say; when it comes to racial strife, Obama has all the diplomatic skill of Henry Kissinger.

  34. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Listen the to fat raving lunatic babble! 😆

    Because the bottom line is they NEED to attack and discredit Ahmed Mohamed — he exposed how horrible they are.
    1 hour ago
    That’s what’s happening now with Ahmed Mohamed. They’ve decided on the angle they’re going to use to attack him.
    1 hour ago
    So they email each other and figure out how to spew the hatred in a way that isn’t quite as obvious.
    1 hour ago
    The Right Wing Stun Interval is a real phenomenon. It’s what happens when a story is so horribly wrong they can’t immediately spew hatred.
    1 hour ago
    @GlennF The story was so obviously wrong, they needed to get the talking points straight first. I call this the Right Wing Stun Interval.
    1 hour ago
    It took the right wing media almost a week to figure out how to play it, but they’re viciously attacking Ahmed Mohamed and his family now.
    1 hour ago

    Now read the real story of the “clock,” and point at Fatass and laugh cruelly. 😆

    http://blogs.artvoice.com/techvoice/2015/09/17/reverse-engineering-ahmed-mohameds-clock-and-ourselves/

    • Because olo says:

      “Ahmed Mohamed didn’t invent his own alarm clock. He didn’t even build a clock.”

      No shit.

      • Because olo says:

        I guessed early ’90’s. So it’s late ’80s. My bad.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        The lame-o took an old clock apart and put it in a pencil box. Chunky was impressed with this feat of engineering. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        I can just see it right now, Toot’s furiously trying to contact the Boy Genius to help him with his server in his OFFICE. Cuz he’s an ELECTRONIC GENIUS!!!11 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot is probably still trying to figure out the RAID array on his server, once he reads and rereads the manual about how to pull out the trays

      And I doubt Toot the Science Hoot can figure out ohms metrics, capacitors, resistors or even how to use jumper clips

      • Because olo says:

        Even the cockroaches in his OFFICE aren’t afraid of his RAID.

      • Because olo says:

        Capacitors involve calculus. I don’t think he’s got any of that in his toolbox. Heck, I don’t even know if he’s got any algebra. He could use some help from Ludwig, maybe. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I think this is a window into Chunky’s own methods. E-mail other “activists” and coordinate to smear and discredit. Yup.

  35. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Gus is an expert on aerospace tech tonight. One time, he nearly pooped himself, because the scary airplane was coming straight for him!

    I was at a job site several years ago and there was one doing a low approach. When it turned headed straight for me I was like, scared.
    35 minutes ago

    I mean just listening to the A-10 is enough to scare the bejesus out of ISIS.
    36 minutes ago

  36. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    63-Skidoo!

  37. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Much like Master Fatass, Gustavo is hated equally by people on the Left and the Right. Comes from being unable to recall which side he’s on from hour to hour, as the methanol and ditch-weed kick in. Starts out a cranky libturd each morning, and lately, turns into an angry right-winger just before lights-out. Most curious.

    Remember when Chunky said to the Right, “You never had me.” Seems both assclowns are used to playing roles, and then switching colors as it suits their mood.

    I don’t care if you lose me. You never had me.
    14 minutes ago
    Twitter is social media. It reminds me of being in high school and avoiding parties where assholes attend.
    15 minutes ago
    Take your orders from assholes like Glenn Greenwald and Jeremy Scahill.
    16 minutes ago
    It’s always America’s fault and “the Jews.”
    17 minutes ago
    Libertarian socialists against government control! LOL!
    17 minutes ago
    Control freak liberals against government control. Really. LOL.
    18 minutes ago
    Nanny staters against a dystopian future. You guys are too much.
    18 minutes ago
    I love purging.
    21 minutes ago

    • calo says:

      Gus is so much more interesting than Johnson.

      I love his late night rambling tweets. 😘

      • Because olo says:

        I have to agree. Johnson’s banal. Gus is at least original.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Gustavo keeps you guessing. Which will it be tonight, radical socialist or angry redneck? Pacifist hippie, or Evil Clown Conservative?

        Only the chemicals know for sure.

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      My theory is when Gus’ “self-medicating” kicks into high gear each night, his transformations into an angry right-winger before he passes out are just petulant jabs at Chunkles.

      I’m sure he’s asked The Chunkster for help and either got the brush-off or was ignored.

      Remember his plaintive and desperate tweet where he honked “Charles!” a few weeks back?

      I suspect this was more than just a random, brain addled bleat.

      As the the alcohol and ditch-weed kick in each night, Gus’ resentment towards Chunky over this comes bubbling to the surface.

      Killgore did the same thing before he got “The Stick”.

      At least Chunkles took the time to yank Killgore’s leash once in awhile when he strayed too far into “right-wingnuttery”.

      Chunkles doesn’t even bother to do that with Gus.

      Killgore and now Gus have learned that there are no perks to being The rotund jazzy ponytail’s chief henchman atop the LGF scrotum pole. 😆

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I concur with your assessment, Dr. Pakimon.

      • Because olo says:

        The difference is, for the most part, Gus is doing it on Twitter, where Toot can’t pretend to swing his dick around. He doesn’t know how to handle this. He’d have to pitch a fit and ban him from LGF, and then block him on Twitter. That would backfire big time, and he knows it.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

  38. Voltaire's Crack says:

    September 18 is also National Cheeseburger Day.

    Coincidence or conspiracy?

  39. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I missed out on a cheeseburger tonight, as we had to go to a benefit dinner for handicapped kids. No, not P-LOL. Nobody on the FBI Domestic Terror Watch List. Just kids that need help managing daily tasks most of us take for granted.

    Tomorrow, though, I’m going to grill up some Royales With Cheese. Good cheese. Not artisanal, but sharp enough.

  40. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    THEY KNEWED ALL ALONG!!!1!

    Knew what, Fatass? That the mild global cooling that scientists were shivering over in the ’70’s was going to turn into a few years of warming, and then stop for 18+ years? No warming or cooling to speak of?

    ExxonMobil: We Know You Know That We Know

    • dezes157 says:

      But I thought lard ass said all the headlines from the 70’s about global cooling was discredited by himself and his merry band of window licking idiots.

  41. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Truthy.

  42. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    The Tweeted Agonies Of The Left Make For Hilarious Bedtime Reading: http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2015/09/heed-ye-o-heed-ye-the-agonies-of-the-left.html

    😆

  43. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Remember, SJW Army: White Christian Men are the oppressors, waging a War On Women. Bad, horrible, no-good people. Especially the cis-gender ones.

    Oh, and don’t read this. It might disturb your narrative. Major trigger-warning!

    http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6527/migrants-rape-germany

    Germany: Migrants’ Rape Epidemic
    “We Are the Biggest Brothel in Munich”

    They rapin’ everybody up in here. Just like the Russians did to German women, after they took Berlin.

  44. Bunk X says:

  45. Juan Epstein says:

    DEBATE TEAM.

  46. Juan Epstein says:

    What a moron.

    Citing his HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE TEAM.

    You are the AL BUNDY of twitter.

    What an effing loser.

    • Because olo says:

      What’s even funnier is talking about his high school DEBATE TEAM in the context of a Harvard Law grad.

      Tell Roy Spencer about climate change, k, Toot? 😆 😆 😆

      Oh, and let’s talk about electronics. Show me you EE credentials, Toot. 😆 😆 😆

    • For all of Al Bundy’s failures at life, he at least had a relatively decent looking wife, and a smoking hot daughter.
      What does Charlatan have?

      • Chunky wishes he weren't fat and Sarah Palin wasn't married to Todd says:

        Lessee.

        George Duke’s Grammy
        George Duke’s VW van
        Buckhead’s throbbing memo
        Gus

  47. Juan Epstein says:

    50 YEARS AGO.

  48. rightymouse says:

  49. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Toot peevishness alert! He’s going to go ballistic over this.

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/19/politics/donald-trump-obama-twitter/index.html

    Teh Donald just destroyed Toot’s entire paradigm. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What a perfect comeback from Trump! LOL!

      • Because olo says:

        I’ve been waiting for years for somebody to have the balls to say I AM NOT REQUIRED TO TAKE AN OATH OF FEALTY TO OBAMA!!!1 Screw the GOP establishment squishes.

        Thank you, Donald!

      • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

        I think that’s why Trump is resonating with so many people.

        He’s been the only GOPer (so to speak) that I’ve seen in years who is giving the democrats and the “unbiased” media establishment “the finger” and he does it proudly and repeatedly.

        The donks and the “unbiased media” are so used to squishy Republicans that fold up like cheap beach chairs at the slightest criticism, they don’t know how to handle someone with a spine and a set of cojones.

      • rightymouse says:

        A major difference between Trump and the other folks running for Prez is that he has a sense of humor & has no problem poking fun at absurdities generated by the pearl-clutchers. Reagan was like that too.

      • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

        I was thinking of Reagan as well.

        He was the last Republican that consistently made the “unbiased media” and the donks look like chumps.

        Pakimog hereby award rightymouse the Potsticker Award of Intelligence and Insight™ for her astute observation! 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        Thank you Paki! :lol:!

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Trump ftw. Now, if only they’d sit him down and cram some geopolitical facts into his short-term memory, so he could pass the Gotcha Tests from the other candidates and the ever-helpful, self-identified Liberal MSM. He’d be unstoppable.

        The only thing that worries me about his possible election, is the way he has to slap his name on everything he “owns.” Would the name of our country change? We’d have to do a lot of re-printing, re-signing, and so forth. Maybe it would add jobs…

      • Because olo says:

        Look, if they name schools and streets after Obama, I think he should be able to Trump that. Let’s rename Mt. Denali Mt. Donaldi. 😈

      • Bunk X says:

        Let’s rename San Francisco’s famed Fisherman’s Wharf “Donald Dock.”

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces paradigm as “parra-diggum”. 😆

  50. Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

    Chunkles is getting taken to the woodshed by “Andrea for Obama” and he’s in full sputtering and honking mode. 😆

    There’s more but I’m to lazy too lazy to post all of it. Just check the timeline.

    Chunkles hates when he’s reduced to sputtering and honking indignantly by a Leftist.

    It tends to make him peevish. 😆

    • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

      *tew layzee

      Damn computer is hiccuping again.

      If it keeps up, Pakimog will smash magic mystery box with rock!

      On second thought, if Pakimog smash magic mystery box, Pakimog be stuck with laptop and that means typos all over place.

      Pakimog show restraint… this time. 😉

  51. trebob ( . Y . ) says:

    I’m all jealous of these text figures next their name.

  52. rightymouse says:

    Good grief….

  53. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Gus isn’t very popular, either. 😦

  54. rightymouse says:

    LOL!

    • Minnow says:

      Barry’s next screed – oops – I mean thoughtful, insightful “piece” will be entitled “Why I Parted Ways with the Left – those Fuck Off Bigoted Assholes”

      Fuck yeah.

    • kbdabear says:

      But Toot was the star of his high school debate club!

      • pineapple says:

        That’s all he has now, some variation of “FUCK OFF” and block…….

        I think he thinks using “fuck” makes him see edgy and mean, the “block” part makes him look like a chickenshit.

      • Because olo says:

        He’s edgy as fork.

    • Chunky wishes he weren't fat and Sarah Palin wasn't married to Todd says:

      And a person who’s bigoted might…. etc…

  55. kbdabear says:

    Start with some actual examples of “racist comments”, Toot

    The more I see this, the more I’m convinced that Ahmed the Clockmaker was a puppet for his CAIR daddy. Ahmed went out of his way to keep showing off that “clock” until he finally got the overreaction that daddy was looking for.

    • Because olo says:

      Obviously, since it wasn’t a science project, and contained no original work. Why TF else would somebody takes the guts out of an old 1980’s vintage alarm clock and put them in a pencil box?

      File this under “no duh”.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course it was. Look how those evil people react to my poor innocent son.

  56. Minnow says:

    Funny how the electronic clock kit I bought about 35 years ago was about 1/8-th the size of Ahmed’s.

    Why the hell does a clock require a PCB that is 10″ x 10″?

    Ohhhhhh…. I see. It isn’t really a clock….

    Okay. I got it.

  57. Zeus Crankypants says:

    It’s a vintage Micronta (Radio Shack) desk clock which he took out of it’s case and mounted the innards into the small metal “suitcase.”

    He didn’t build any clock. But he did build a movie-like prop.

    The kid has been watching too many Mission Impossible movies and not paying attention to the effect that building a prop bomb and then parading it around school.

    I was a nerd just like this kid and it doesn’t take much to understand what this kid had created. I did crap like this all the time.

    I once built a cruise missile out of a loaf of Italian bread, silver spray paint and my brothers jock cup.

    You can imagine the effect that had when I took it to school.

    • Because olo says:

      He didn’t “create” doodly. Transplanting the guts from box “A” to box “B” isn’t “creating”.

    • Minnow says:

      Yeah, I think you are exactly right. Funny how the Left conveniently glosses over why the “clock” is mounted in a brief case. Why is that I wonder??? Hmmmm….

      And, how wonderfully convenient that the alarm (that he set) happened to go off in the middlle of class.

      This little puke is a trouble making little attention whore.

      Just like our President.

      Spit.

    • Bunk X says:

      We made a pipe out of a stale croissant once.

      • Because olo says:

        I’m so old, I remember toilet paper roll bongs.

      • Bunk X says:

        Aluminum foil. Meh.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I think my friends and I proved in high school that you can make a smokable pipe out of anything. One of my faves was the empty aluminum beer or pop can — just make a dent on the side, opposite end of the drinking hole, put a few holes in that dent with a rusty nail, and you’re good to go. Great air-flow. I imagine this would also work well for crack, LGF readers…might negate the 10 cent deposit, though, Gus.

  58. pineapple says:

    I had a salad for lunch, didn’t have any lettuce though so I poured ranch on some croutons.

  59. ISTE becoming alive says:

    I want to visit the white house. Oh historically the white house wasn’t white but an invading army burned the first presidential home to the ground and so they re-built it using stone which is harder to set fire to but I digress….

    OK… GPS module $16 on way… Alarm clock ready to be ripped apart however a chinese clone arduino mini and a ds1307 real time clock module.

    Total about $25

    Program the invention to turn on an LED when it is near a pre programmed location (or several) or add a barometric (air pressure sensor) when it is above a specified altitude or program it to turd on the LED when none of the other conditions have been met within a certain time.

    Cool toy.. Can explode at any pre defined UPS locations, Will explode if placed in an aircraft and that aircraft got higher than 10,000ft (that is what the cargo bay is set for)

    Explodes after 3 days wherever it is just because it should have got where it was sent in two..

    That is an invention..

    Oh did I mention the padding in the box was C4?

    Obama, you ain’t got a fucking clue.

    God bless the Secret Service keeping this idiot safe.

    • calo says:

      ISTE, I seen you build stuff and program it. And, that’s why I park 3 blocks away when I visit you.

      No splodely stuff if I’m late for dinner.

      • ISTE becoming alive says:

        LOL all this talk about GPS and timers and shit and I never knew someone had come into my house while I was in the shower…

        🙂

  60. Ahmed's suitcase clock says:

    has anybody seen my lawner and my agent?

  61. Arachne says:

    I wonder what Fatass would think if a White kid with a crew cut showed up at his front door with the clock and asked him to hold on to it for him?

  62. pineapple says:

    Got a few retweets..

  63. Bunk X says:

    Test E

  64. Arachne says:

    Aussie Infidel posted a great analysis of this clock incident over at the Mother Ship with some very very interesting facts. It’s comment 44 in the NCAA thread. Worth the read, I promise.

    • Minnow says:

      I just read it. Thanks.

      It is well written and right on.

      And guess what? I still hate Moslems.

      Fuck those troublemakers.

      (Purge me from these roles as needed.)

      • Minnow says:

        oops… rolls…. whatever…. you get the idea….

      • Arachne says:

        I’ve read Andy McCarthy’s The Grand Jihad. I don’t trust any of them. There are NO “moderate” Muslims. They all want the same thing – to conquer the World and force us to live under sharia law. Period.

    • Because olo says:

      A lot of good background info, but he seems to be missing the most critical fact of the whole thing:

      THIS WAS NOT A SCIENCE OR ‘ENGINEERING’ PROJECT. HE DESIGNED AND BUILT NOTHING.

      This was the guts from a 1980’s Radio Shack alarm clock remounted in a pencil box. There was no legitimate reason to do this. That means the only possible reasons to do this are illegitimate.

      REPEAT.

      There is no legitimate reason to build that thing, or to take it to school.

  65. Minnow says:

    I can’t wait until Joe Biden announces his campaign and begins fucking up left and right….

    and, uhhhh… Barry…. you are brain dead. You have zero education and your IQ is somewhere between 45 and 50.

    -and, have a nice day!!

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      • Minnow says:

        Wow! I wish. I would buy a couple hundred for target practice.

        To use with any of a number of rifles I own.

        Barry.

        Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

        (He’ll probably shout to the world that this is a death threat!!!!)

  66. Minnow says:

    So glad to see Microsoft and all of the others falling all over themselves to shower little Mohamed in gifts.

    Are these people truly that stupid?

    Seriously. What they have done is shameful and self-serving. Anyone with any brains at all can see this entire incident was created and carried out to attract attention and to “demonstrate” how horrible we Americans are to moslems.

    What bullshit.

    And, fuck you Barry.

  67. Minnow says:

    Another misogynist, inappropriate comment…..

    Jackie Collins was hot.

    I never even knew she existed until today.

    Sorry to see her go.

    RIP Jackie.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Jackie was super-hot, especially in her younger days. She was a wild child in London, too, much wilder than her older sister Joan, the actress. Her books aren’t great literature, but they are quite entertaining — my aunt had ’em all, and I’d read them when we were visiting. Pretty raunchy, for the times.

  68. Arachne says:

    General investigating Beau Bergdahl says he should “not face jail time.”
    I agree. He should be facing a firing squad.

  69. Bunk X says: