Breaking News: Toot issues an ultimatum to CNN

Mr Toot aka Charles Johnson has issued an ultimatum to CNN.

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77 Comments on “Breaking News: Toot issues an ultimatum to CNN”

  1. Arachne says:

    I assume this was because Wolf Blitzer misidentified Nancy Reagan.
    Yeah, because there’s a crime against the country.
    Meanwhile, his butt buddy Markkkos Moulitsas identifies Joshua Goldberg, a terrorist, as a “Breitbart” contributor and dirtbag probably retweeted him.

  2. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Gus bringin’ the funneh. 😐

    • Arachne says:

      Now he can add plagiarist to his resume.
      When Dick Cavett was asked about Pat Buchanan’s speech at (I think) the 1988 GOP Convention, Cavett’s response was “I think it sounds better in the original German.”

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Yep, that’s it. I wonder how many of Gus’s libturded twitter-targets today even get the “joke,” there. History is not their strong suit.

  3. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    He’s using his notes from the 2008 campaign, regarding the Dhimmicrat Debates. Everyone so cwazy! 🙄

  4. rightymouse says:

    Jindal is on fire. Graham is a pussy.

  5. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    It’s so wonderful, when the Left is eating its own offal like this. 😆

  6. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    “They want war?” I know Fatass doesn’t get out much, but somebody should tip him that the countries he’s babbling about are all embroiled in war now, and sending the biggest wave of immigrants since WWII to countries in Europe that can’t handle the messes they’re already in. Just tweet him something from a libturd-rag like the NYT, or even HuffPo. They’re talking about it, a little.

  7. pineapple says:

    Fuckface, someday it will be a go to position for libtards too when Iran unveils their brand new shiny nuke.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Jeb is so boring.

  9. pineapple says:

    NEVER MIND THE UNEDITED VIDEOS THAT SHOW JUST THAT!!!!!!

    PP’s days are numbered Fuckface.

  10. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Who is he talking to? 😆

  11. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Gus opining on the Middle East is a real shitshow. 😆

  12. pineapple says:

    Fatso used the word “horrible” 37 times during the debate.

  13. Minnow says:

    Barry, please tell us what your caloric intake was during the debates tonight.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    • Minnow says:

      ….lessee… three breakfast burritos (1,341-cal.), one bag of cheetos (900-cal.) three sixteen ounce bottles of Mountain Dew (720-cal.) for a whopping grand total of 2,961-calories!!

      Oopsies… forgot the chocolate ice cream….. better add 600-calories!!!

      3,561-calories in about an hour!!

      Yay team Fatass!!!!!

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I bet you were on the low side with that estimation, Minnow. I think there was an artisanal cheese-n-tuna sammich in there, somewhere, worth an easy 700 calories. In between the second and third breakfast burritos.

      • Pakimon {_(",)_} says:

        How many calories are in an avocado? 😆

      • Because olo says:

        That’s good fat. It’s ok.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        And the bits that get lost under the pannus condition and healthenize the skin.

  14. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Really feelin’ sorry for himself tonight, with the Smart Kidz lording it over him with their fancy sheepskins and whatnot. 😆

    Republicans are probably nuts because of climate change and colonialism and the Koch brothers.
    1 minute ago
    I’m supposed to stop my life for you while you tell me to go fuck myself. Sorry, but I don’t care about your retro bike collection.
    4 minutes ago
    Go write your dumb “memoir” at 29. I won’t read it.
    5 minutes ago
    Go write some more bullshit for TPM or Alternet.
    6 minutes ago
    I am so sick to death of caring about your sad yuppie lifestyle and student loan debts for your dumb university degree.
    6 minutes ago
    Always remind us of your stupid degree while sounding just like the rest of us but demanding respect.
    8 minutes ago
    You Northeast university grad obnoxious douche bags make me sick.
    9 minutes ago
    You think you’re so much better than everyone while sounding like complete idiots with your masters from Columbia.
    9 minutes ago
    You idiots that have college degrees are really obnoxious.
    10 minutes ago

    • Minnow says:

      So many poor, downtrodden people have worked their asses off, working-going to school-with families… over several years to get their degrees. There are so many heart wrenching stories. Bottom line is, anyone can do it if they want it.

      Sorry Gus.

      You just didn’t want it bad enough.

      And Barry, you were just too stupid!

    • Well, Gusano is right about one thing. Not every intelligent person I’ve met has a degree, but every idiot I’ve ever met does.

  15. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    BUT IS HE A BROWN-SKINNED MUSLIM???

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/02/instagram-post-leads-cops-to-gun-cache-in-california/?intcmp=hpbt4

    /and since when is an Airsoft gun a GUN?

    “But when police searched the boys room, they say they found an AK-47 Airsoft gun, a .357 –Magnum revolver, a 12-gauge shotgun, a .22-caliber rifle, more than 10 rounds of ammunition, a box of shotgun shells and a bulletproof vest, the LA Times reported.”

    /after breathlessly reporting 100 rounds of ammunition in the opening paragraph. I guess 70 of the “rounds” were plastic pellets?

    Anyway, since the kid was white, he was given a college scholarship and a car and released on white privilege.

    /I kid, I kid. They ransacked his house like the Rape of Nanking. As you might only expect happens to minorities.

    Good job, everyone! I think threatening posts should be investigated. When you go to Culver City, take some HazMat suits and for God’s sake do NOT touch the futon … bring that detonation robot and an EPA incinerator. And a honey wagon for the “Mountain Dew”.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Good essay, from an old British lefty. One thing he doesn’t mention, because why should he, is that Bernie Sanders is an ardent admirer of Corbyn. In fact, Sanders said he “was delighted” by Corbyn’s victory. So, that’s the current competition for Shrillary, in a nutshell.

    • I remember when socialism was an almost legitimate response to absolutist monarchies.

  16. pineapple says:

    Is this where I pull a Deray and say, “I don’t condone this but I understand it.”?

  17. Because olo says:

    Mr. Toot, if you knew the first thing about electronics, which you don’t, you;d recognize the stuff in the briefcase as the guts of a regular alarm clock put into a small briefcase. There’s nothing homemade in it. Nothing. It’s not a science project. He didn’t build anything. He just mounted some stuff from a manufactured clock. This is obviously an attempt to provoke, since there’s nothing original in it. An actual electronics project would look very different. It would use something like an Arduino, and have long ribbon cables.

    That’s the guts of a commercial clock.

    Dipshit.

    • Arachne says:

      Didn’t get a whole lot of retweets either. People have moved on, Fatso.

    • swamprat says:

      Then you’ve still got idiots who can’t tell a clock from a bomb.
      OMG! Wires and stuff!
      But it happens to non-muslims as well. I remember a guy got similar treatment because he repaired electric meters in his apartment.
      Landlady:
      OMG! Wires and stuff!

      • Because olo says:

        True. But if this was supposed to be a “science project” it deserves an F, because it contains no original content. I don’t buy it. This guy’s dad is an islamic provocateur, and the Occam’s razor explanation is that he sent junior to school with this to manufacture an incident.

        This has got community organizing written all over it.

      • rightymouse says:

        The “clock”.

      • Because olo says:

        Look closely. The ribbon cables are short, and of the type that they use in mass-produced electronics. A home-made device would have longer cables, and there’d be some extra wires, because they’d be using off-the shelf cable instead of something mass-produced to fit in a tight space, and with exactly the right number of conductors.

        The transformer’s kind of a tell, too. This was an old clock, probably made in the ’90s. They don’t use those any more. And the battery connector without a battery is kind of a tell, too. Why would he put it there, and then not use it?

        This is not a homemade clock. This is the guts of something he picked up at Goodwill for a buck. This was a stunt.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        The clock looks just like a bomb, so concern was clearly warranted. The arrest was ridiculous, as is the invite to the White House, and all the hullaballoo.

      • Because olo says:

        Also note the odd shape of the lower circuit board. Nobody makes prototyping boards like that. That was mass-produced in that shape to fit in a clock case.

    • Charlatan, this 14-year old black kid has more sense than you, Obungle, and most of the Dem Left together. You are a disgrace.

      • Whoa … he’s all of 13. The Moslem kid is 14.

      • pineapple says:

        The libtards will say “Yabutt, this kid is nothing but an indoctrinated affluent redneck, a disgrace to his race.”

        I hope Obozo sees it, and I hope it goes viral.

      • Because olo says:

        That’s most excellent.

        The only thing he got wrong is the kid didn’t BUILD a clock, he remounted parts from a clock. I don’t think Ahmed knows a proton from a crouton and more than Toot does. And Toot doesn’t.

      • Arachne says:

        Muzzies are fond of “dry runs” – there is belief they did several before 9/11.
        Now that they have everyone outraged over a “clock” no problem sneaking a similar device in and leaving it somewhere.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        I’m sure he can build another “metal suitcase clock” and show it to Preezydunce Obungle when they meet up.

    • swamprat says:

      Good catch on the 9 volt connector left dangling and the short, ribbon cable. The left-in 9volt connector is classic.

  18. pineapple says:

    I would love to see Carly Fiorina debate Shillary one on one.

    Carly would destroy her.

    • Because olo says:

      I’d also like to see her plug Plugs.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      I was impressed with the clips of Carly I saw today. I would vote for that face. Well, the face wouldn’t disqualify her, anyway. I need to look into all the candidates a bit more.