How dare anyone criticize Obama!

Obama is a god like deity over at LGF. Anyone who criticizes Obama, especially from the Left is viewed as bad. Bernie Sanders and Cornell West have been attacking Obama as not Leftist enough, this has earned them scorned from the Obamabots at LGF.

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How dare anyone question our great leader Obama!



101 Comments on “How dare anyone criticize Obama!”

  1. kbdabear says:

    Pros and fast thinking comics know how to handle hecklers and even enjoy the change to make the heckler look like a douchebag

    Those without talent break down in tears and cry for the bouncers to throw the meanies out

    People stopped going to your club long before you started bouncing them, Toot

  2. kbdabear says:

    None of it above the 4th grade reading comprehension level I would assume

    • The above is exactly why you suck Charles. Anyone who doesn’t know your tricks thinks that you created a reading list. Then, click the link (456 clicks for your blog) and you go to the page describing the reading list, not the list. Oh no, you need to click again (342 clicks for your blog) to get to the list.

      Tell me why you are not an asshole for 1. not crediting CL in the tweet and 2. not linking the list as the tweet purports to do.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        There is no “list,” anyway. There are two books sitting there. Both look terrible. 😆

      • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        And a cat. With a tiara. Yes, a cat with a tiara. 😆

        /Mohammed didn’t like dogs, and it shows. Although he said don’t kill the white ones.

    • Sweet. Another “spinoff” site.

      Troll away!

  3. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Some of the cos-play costumes in Long Beach this weekend were a little “Look at me!,” if you ask me. Well, judge for yourself.

  4. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    cuckservative (Urban Dictionary)

    A cuckservative is a self-styled “conservative” who will cravenly sell out and undermine his home country’s people, culture, and national interest in order to win approval with parties hostile or indifferent to them.

    This cuckservative just spent 20 minutes trying to convince a group of communists that he really isn’t as racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic as they said he was for supporting the free market. They didn’t care.


    It’s a good word.

  5. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I had no idea Twitter was so unpopular, basically failing as an enterprise, due to their “tech-libertarian” attitudes about free speech. Why don’t they ban everyone who disagrees, like Chunky did with his blog? That worked great. He’s thriving, while Twitter just can’t seem to “grow its base.” 😆

    @arthur_affect Many people have commented at LGF that they’re not interested in having a Twitter account because of the abuse factor.
    14 minutes ago
    @simonowens @owillis I have a feeling it was his own idea.
    16 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect One reason Twitter is having trouble growing their base is because they’ve developed a reputation for allowing abuse.
    19 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect Likewise, when they allow outright neo-Nazis and white supremacists to promote their views with Twitter’s network.
    21 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect When Twitter refuses to do anything about direct death threats or rape threats, there’s a serious problem.
    22 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect … in the name of “free speech,” and it drives away decent folks.
    24 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect Yes, but it’s long past that point now. Twitter seems to have a tech-libertarian attitude toward allowing horrific abuse…
    25 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect … out of misguided “free speech” absolutism that makes no distinction between decent people and white supremacists (for ex.).
    27 minutes ago
    @arthur_affect The real issue with Twitter is that they don’t enforce their own rules. Time after time, they allow trolls to run amok. … /1
    28 minutes ago

    • swamprat says:

      The law of unintended consequences. An organized politically motivated ban-brigade led twitter to ignore complaints because many of them were bogus.
      Now one of the leaders of twitter gulag is upset because he peed in his own oatmeal and now he doesn’t like the flavor.

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    • kbdabear says:

      The CEO of Twitter is besties with Toot’s buddy Deray McKesson who actively stirs up hate, fear, rioting, and advocates the murder of police officers

      Toot has no problems with putting a lid on THAT

    • Arachne says:

      Hey whiny douchebag – why don’t you take a look at the abusive language heaped on people by Charles Johnson for questioning his conclusions?

      And take a look at the hateful speech directed to conservative women’s timelines. Then take your little chubby self and go play in some traffic.

  6. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    The episode described nearly made me choke on a cookie, I was laughing so hard. You couldn’t write a satirical piece that was more insanely off-kilter than what this latina snowflake is serving up. 😆

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Upshot of that is that’s one white guy who isn’t going to be going for the mocha for a while. Not until he graduates or drops out, anyway.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a precious snowflake. She must be protected!!!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There’s a radio commercial in town for a Mexican restaurant where the narrator talks about the place in a perfectly regular “American” accent, then describes the menu in full Corinthian Leather mode:
      Come to our KHAN-TEENA, and have MARRRRGARRRITHAAS, and CHEE-LAYS RRREEYANNOS, EENSHLATHAS, and SSAALLSSHHAA and CHEEPS. And then drops back into American for the rest of the commercial.

      Am I really supposed to imitate that when I order? I’ll go to the bar and order a MARRRRGARITHA, and they’ll be like, yeah sure, whatever, weirdo.

      Bugs the living shit outta me for some reason.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        That’s offensive, but as an Irish-American reeling from the macroaggressive “Irish accent” employed by every business that buys advertising around St. Patrick’s Day, I can only snarl into my Smithwick’s. 😡

  7. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Quote of the day:

    “We are not threatened by there being too many people. We are threatened by people who say there are too many people.”

  8. kbdabear says:

    Toot never retracts, he deletes when the facts prove him to be an idiot and a liar


      I don’t tweet but can twitterers find out if Fuckface blockety blocked and/or reported LauraB203? Just curious.

      He’s 63 years old. Has nothing to retract. Ponytail. Breivik. Block & Report. ICYMI. Bike accident. Frank-Stabby. Ron Jeremy. Calendar. Office.

      It all makes sense now.

  9. kbdabear says:

    If any conservative is even invited to speak at 99 percent of today’s universities, the special snowflakes throw tantrums, shout down the speaker, block entry to the speech venue, or suck their thumbs in “safe rooms” with their stuffed animals

  10. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    You mean #twittergulag?

  11. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    As a hipper alternative to Furious Burka’s “Fatass-Approved Reading Material List,” may I righteously suggest the excellent, critically-lauded “Thug Notes” series on the Youtube? These reviews are actually quite accurate, even to the point of containing a few too many spoilers for people who like being surprised by the plotlines of classics and current works.

    Here’s a sample, featuring a new book that was written a long time ago, before “To Kill A Mockingbird.” I have this book on my Kindle, but haven’t gotten around to it yet. Not sure I have to, now. 😉

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Tequila Mockingbird?

      Just a side note, a friend actually met Barbara Feldon (99) in real life, and said she was actually a really nice, classy woman. Hollyweird could use a few more of them.

  12. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Another one of Chunky’s nontroversies is set to go nucular:

    Tech company: No indication that Clinton’s e-mail server was ‘wiped’

    Oh, shit! 😆

    The company that managed Hillary Rodham Clinton’s private e-mail server said it has “no knowledge of the server being wiped,” the strongest indication to date that tens of thousands of e-mails that Clinton has said were deleted could be recovered.

    Clinton and her advisers have said for months that she deleted her personal correspondence from her time as secretary of state, creating the impression that 31,000 e-mails were gone forever.

    There is a distinction between e-mails’ being deleted and a server being wiped. If e-mails are deleted or moved from a server, they appear to no longer exist on the device. But experts say, depending on the condition of the server, underlying data can remain on the device, and the e-mails can often be restored.

    To make the information go away permanently, a server must be wiped — a process that includes overwriting the underlying data with gibberish, possibly several times.

    That process, according to Platte River Networks, the ­Denver-based firm that has managed the system since 2013, apparently did not happen.

    Let the pyrotechnics begin…cue the exploding factory, the flaming missiles shooting out in every direction, the terrified citizens running for their lives, and Chunky’s sudden silence on the matter. 😆

  13. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Thats a repeat tweet. He can’t help himself.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      The pictures of that are terrible. Blood and gore and smushed people everywhere. The weird thing is the lobby or whatever it was wasn’t that busy when it fell, it just seemed to nail every single one of the people there. I guess ME news services don’t spare the details when it comes to carnage. Eeewww.

  14. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Where’s Franky?

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      I’m tellin’ ya’…the hairy vadge don’t scare me none. I grew up with it, and I learned how to tame it. Still have a few short-n-curlies lodged deep in my trachea, but I’m fine. 🙂

  15. Because lol¯\_(''-)_/¯lol says:

  16. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 27m27 minutes ago

    Andrew Breitbart used to accuse me of planting 1000s of racist comments at his site. He was a creep but he understood this was a bad thing.

    • swamprat says:

      We have the midnight raid of Killgore Trout and the fake book reviews he asked his flying monkeys to post against Pam Geller.

      Not quite “1000s” but still…

    • Because lol¯\_(''-)_/¯lol says:


      • swamprat says:

        Charles asked his bloggies to post fake bad reviews on Amazon for a book Pam Geller wrote. These reviews were posted before the book was published.
        Killgore Trout wrote racist comments on Hotair after hours to prove that Hotair was racist because they didn’t delete the comments while the moderators were asleep- check out THAT “logic”.

      • Bunk X says:

        Wait until the movie about Rathergate comes out. Charles’ flying monkeys will be jamming the reviews.

    • Arachne says:

      Breitbart never claimed that as I recall. Of course Breitbart isn’t alive to rebut.

  17. OLT's Always Read The Fine Print says:

    Does Arthur Chu know the danger his brastrap is in?

  18. swamprat says:

    June 9, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    *With due regards to Longfellow’s “Paul Revere’s Ride”

    Listen, my children, and I’ll tell you about
    the midnight raid of Killgore trout,
    On September, Eighteenth ,Two Thousand and Nine
    “HotAir” got a troll, whose comments weren’t fine.
    He let them know how their morals were lacking
    By posting bad comments when he thought they were napping
    He said to the blog, with a great deal of sarc
    “Here’s an “n” word or two, just for a lark
    and if you guys don’t find that funky,
    I’ll throw in an obscure reference to a monkey

    His raid is now history and like it or not
    it is well recorded and won’t be forgot
    good, bad, or indifferent, he has no denial
    As he will admit, with a wry, sheepish smile

  19. kbdabear says:

    You should be glad to have some company, Toot

  20. kbdabear says:

    Even your fellow proggies know that you’re a dimwit, Toot

    • Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

      Oh, lordy. I think I have a bag of microwave popcorn around somewhere.

  21. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

  22. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    The kid was rockin’ it out this past weekend, in the D:

    They had a huge and enthusiastic crowd packed in the alley, and they sold a lot of t-shirts and cd’s. It sure is fun, to watch your child lead the band and have too much fun, herself.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Note: that’s my other kid, in the front row looking leftward. She was dancing, not distracted. I am not in this pic, sadly, but my sis-in-law is right in there, about 4 rows back, with short hair due to her last chemo treatment for breast cancer. Her sis is a couple rows behind her.

      A good time was had by all. Even my singing gal, who was battling a bad cold and a bad mic all night. I have a vid from my phone, I’ll try to post, that’s a piece of a song.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That looks like fun!

  23. You dittoheads have no clue how stupid you sound when you keep saying I’m Charles. That’s because you all have no clue. And now look what you made me do. I poopied in my pants.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      The angle is this, Frank: Charles is a backstabber with no real steadfast morals or friendship. He revealed personal information that he received from donations through PayPal, from people who were helping him, because he suddenly changed his mind about his politics. He has the right to change his mind, although to claim that you’ve been ‘duped’ by people when he is in his 50s, well, that just sounds ridiculous. Who is led so easily as if a small, unthinking child? One might be mistaken about certain facts. But to overnight have a wholesale reversal of core beliefs is simply and literally incredible – I don’t believe it to be genuine.

      If you believe it is possible, then you yourself most likely have no steadfast morals or values; one does not pivot his morality on a dime after claiming to be ‘duped.’ Claiming to be ‘duped’ is an attempt to absolve oneself of responsibility and accountability which is why this blog exists in the first place. It would be one thing to own it wholesale, but Three Chin Charlie has never once claimed he has been wrong about anything. I would at least respect him for owning it, but he never takes the first step towards owning his words and actions. His previous words, thoughts, and behavior are all to be swept aside because he was but a leaf in the wind, helpless to the great forces that swirled around him. How could he ever be his true self in the face of these powerful people that owned and controlled him at their whim? He was but a poor puppet, you see, every move orchestrated by his masters.

      Further, his treatment of those with whom he was previously friendly also flipped a binary switch. The people he once called his friends were overnight now enemies. A political difference to Three Chin Charlie means you are unhinged, insane, and inhuman. There is no separation of person from beliefs in Charlieland. If you believe X then you are to be burned at the stake. How one can pivot in such a binary manner has to be a textbook case for psychology. To reveal private information about people who gave him money is nothing short of detestable. People who appreciated what he was doing, and showed that by rewarding him with money. Also people he had previously been friendly with on a personal level somehow became mortal enemies overnight.

      His famous refrain was ‘go get your own blog.’ So when bans 16,000 people from his site, and they do get their own blog, they have the right to do as they please. And part of that is dumping on Three Chin Charlie because he’s a giant piece of shit with no moral character and no testicular fortitude. You reap what you sow. Three Chin Charlie has fostered (heh) so much hatred through his actions and cowardice that he deserves exactly what he gets. Karma is a bitch.

      So when you come here to act a fool, everyone here sees you as his proxy. Because if you take issue or support him in any way, you see what you are championing. So who you actually are becomes irrelevant, because no one truly cares beyond the fact that you’re a piece of shit as well.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


      Not fooling anyone, Fatass. Just be yourself, and stop hiding behind silly made-up names, like Frank and Stabby and Ron Jeremy. And nobody here is a dittohead, as you well know. Now go eat some cheese.

  24. kbdabear says:

    By now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Toot’s “reports” go straight to Twitter Support’s spam folders

    • kbdabear says:

      Spam followers aren’t all that big a deal, there’s no reason to pay attention to them, they’re just there. Besides, Toot should take every follower he can get to jack his follower numbers up, spam or not

      • Arachne says:

        I get spam followers. I wait for them to drop off the radar which they do after a few days. I don’t constantly whine to Twitter about them.

        I can see Twitter saying to him “you don’t like our policies, you hate people who follow you and you want to get people banned. Maybe you should go elsewhere.”

  25. Because olo says:

    Toot furiously.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Everyone is a lunatic. Everyone is a stalker. Except Chunky, whose obsessive stalking of one target to the next, continuing since the advent of Twitter, is merely “investigative journalism.” 😆

      Breitbart still refuses to acknowledge your existence, Stabby-Chunks. That’s so mean!