Dark Falcon Throws A Verbal Elbow

Dork Bleats 1
Every time Charles introduces a “New Feature” on LGF, I ponder on the intent of the *ahem* improvement. This particular enhancement has been around for a while, yet the question is: what triggers a comment to be hidden from view? Is it something a Monitor Lizard or Charles himself decides in order to attract downdings from the LGF Hive, or do downdings trigger an algorithm that automatically hides the comment as offensive? It’s amusing to me that someone would go to so much trouble to thwart a perceived problem with a solution that makes it worse.

Since anyone can click on the button to find out what the BFD is, all the feature does is amplify The Streisand Effect.

So here is Dork_Falcon’s Verbal Elbow:
Dork Bleats 2

So why the downdings Lizards? Dork’s right on this one, despite his feeble insult.

Advertisements

96 Comments on “Dark Falcon Throws A Verbal Elbow”

  1. Because olo says:

    Elbow? What rhymes with elbow?

  2. Captain Death says:

    I have come to the brilliant conclusion that LGF is completely pointless and that fuck face ought to shut it down. The place is loaded with social misfits and the perpetually angry dregs of society.The type that Adolf Hitler found in pre-war Vienna and post war Munich.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Pro Tip:

    It doesn’t say Thou Shall Not KILL.

    It says Thou Shalt Not MURDER.

  4. The downdings are probably because “libtarded” makes Dark Falcon sound like a dittohead.

    Bubba my bunk mate left me with a sore ass this morning so I’m in a mood.

    • Bunk X says:

      No shit.

    • swamprat says:

      The downdings are because Dark Falcon is Dark Falcon.
      He’ll get downwdinged for giving the time of day.
      Its a clique thing; he isn’t one of the cool kids.
      You can praise Stalin, wish for the defeat of America, post antisemitic slanders, with no problems.
      Go conservative and you can kiss you blog Karma buh-bye.

    • Pakimon says:

      Ron Jeremy “downdings” frank’s mom’s keister while frank watches and dreams of giving Ron some “dittohead”.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      And your continued presence here shows your support for a lying, backstabbing asshole that revealed personal information that came from PayPal donations. Simply because he suddenly disagreed with their politics. One of them also had his employer revealed and Three Chin Charlie instigated a workplace harassment campaign against him to get him fired. That’s the kind of morally sound guy you support when you come here to bring up male porn stars. Really guy, you’ve got some kind of fixation about male porn stars and other people’s wives or daughters. Which makes you and Three Chin Charlie a matched pair, assuming that you’re not actually the fire hose belted boy himself.

  5. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 57m57 minutes ago

    Nice try, @JerryBrownGov. But Ben Carson is a young Earth Creationist and he obviously doesn’t care about science http://lgf.bz/1F7TSNI
    View summary
    5 retweets 2 favorites

    • swamprat says:

      Brain surgeon.
      Doesn’t care about “science”.

      .

      .
      .
      You heard it here first.

      • Bunk X says:

        Fired 2nd string Jazz-fusion sideman.
        Knows everything about science.
        Knows everything about law.
        Knows everything about menuboards.
        Knows everything about State flags.
        Knows everything about AirCav hats.
        Knows everything about Anders Breivik’s Manifesto in which he’s named 33 times.
        Knows everything about Mouse-Ka-Mania (okay, we’ll give him that one).
        Knows everything about Rathergate.

      • swamprat says:

        Medicine :not science
        Economics :not science

        Global Warming Science!
        Evolution Science

      • Because olo says:

        Science of love.

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1!

  6. Bunk X says:

  7. swamprat says:

    Alchemy
    Astrology
    Global Warming.

  8. swamprat says:

    Charles Tweeted:

    “I used to be a fan of Cornel West back in the day. But the way he viciously attacked the first black POTUS really alienated me.”
    2 hours ago

    Wow! That Cornel West guy must be awfully racist! No other possible explanation.

  9. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Furious Burka has put together an “LGF Reading List.” There are two books on it.

    One review has a stupid attack on Pamela Geller in it. I just can’t. 😆

    http://lgfreadinglist.com/

  10. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

  11. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Dipstick doesn’t know science from random numbers.

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Kinda clever in a dumb sort of way. Don’t argue, just sent a thumb drive full of bullshit, and run a victory lap.

      This is what passes for rhetoric in the 21st century.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Excellent try, Gov. Brown. But remember, Ben Carson is a young Earth creationist, and I suspect he will neither read nor understand the material on the flash drive you sent him.” – Charles Johnson, Brain Surgeon.

      Charles, Dr. Carson is a 7th Day Adventist, and you obviously know little about that branch of theology (and little about much else for that matter).

      • Not relevant, Carson is a creationist, which means he’s a nutburger.

      • Pakimon says:

        What’s relevant to frank is the fact that Ron Jeremy always leaves a “nutburger” in frank’s mom’s keister.

        Poor frank.

        He wants a “nutburger” too. 😆

      • How much neurology or brain surgery does Governor Moonbeam understand, Charlatan?

      • SpaceAllah says:

        And frank is a bigot, because all religion is bad, right frank? By the way, not looking too good for Hillary, since she apparently never did wipe that drive and is now in for a world of pain. She’ll say anything to save herself, but then that’s the kind of quicksand morals that you respect, and find in Three Chin Charlie as well.

        Throughout history scientists have been religious men. I guess all their work is the product of unhinged, raving mad lunatics, right frank?

      • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        “Nutburger”. “Nothingburger”.

        Octo’s right. that’s a 99.9999% DNA match with Toot.

  12. swamprat says:

    “By Curious Lurker”

    Heh

  13. swamprat says:

    I’m going to send Jerry Brown a thumb drive of phrenology, astrology and numerology.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’ll pitch in a spirit catcher.

    • And he’ll send you a thumb drive with the nudie pics of my dick. I’ve sent him several. I think he can spare one.

      • Pakimon says:

        And Ron Jeremy will send frank a thumb drive with pics of the “nutburgers” he deposits in frank’s mom’s backside.

        frank will be so happy.

        You just know frank will end up with hairy palms and calluses within the hour. 😆

      • SpaceAllah says:

        Again with the wives/daughters thing? I guess you realized your were fixating too much on the male porn star thing. Self-awareness is a good thing. However, now your revealing an even more disturbing part of your psyche, guy. The part that likes to sit outside the high school with binoculars and look at … daughters. Something tells me you’ve gotta go around the neighborhood with notifications every time you move.

      • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Nice try, Toot, but we know that you’re not Anthony Weiner. That’s not your boner in the pic, because you can’t get it up.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, the red pen eliminates daughter references. I don’t want Chunky Cheetos Eater swooping in here and saying we engage in child porn by allowing his bullshit to remain. Which he’s perfectly capable of.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog interrupt thread with special “It a back to work Monday and time for Monday Night Football” !

    Tonight the Eagles play the Falcons in battle of birds game!

    Hopefully this game turn out better then Jaguars/Panthers battle of los gatos yesterday which had Pakimog throwing beer cans and expletives around living room in fit of rotund ponytailed blogger type peevishness and rage!

    Fortunately Pakimog have sammiches instead of Cheetos and Mountain Dew or results would been catastrophic!

    Pakimog take Zen-like approach to game tonight and accept whatever football gods offer with calm and tranquility. 😀

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      I couldn’t help noticing this lass has achieved the perfect tan. Just a hint of orange. I hope her team wins.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Yes I do…. why it’s a Banquet chicken pot pie!

    And it’s just sitting there atop the dumpster… beckoning and calling Gus’ name.

    Careful Gus… it could be expired.

    Or worse yet… a trap! 😆

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      I really prefer the turkey. Then again, I can cough up the 99 cents to get a new, unused one.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      They’re always expired, but fortunately years of dumpster-diving have forced Gustavo’s stomach to develop the kind of acidic environment that allows buzzards and other scavengers to feast on well-aged roadkill. Once in awhile one of the tv-dinner bad boys will feature a dose of botulism, especially the “Salisbury Steak” for some reason, but even that will cause only a day or so of firehose-ish pooping in the backyard. He’s tough as a little cockroach, our little garage and twitter soldier.

  16. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Quick, someone send Jerry Brown a thumbdrive on economics.

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      To put in his nose?

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Excellent idea, OLT. But remember, Jerry Brown is an old Earth Day hippie socialist, and I suspect he will neither read nor understand the material on the flash drive you send him.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      I envision Moonbeam’s mailbox, brimming over with the collected wiz-dumb of Mankind, carefully segregated into politicized hot-topics. Gun control, abortion, Title IX, Equal Rights, Black Lives Matter, irrigation, misogyny/patriarchalism, economics, ecology, climate science, climate religion, climate cash-scam, climate power grab, climate ruling elite.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        …Dan Rather’s bi-monthly newsletter, petitions to sign from Streisand, Jane Fonda, Jenny McCarthy, George Clooney, Sean Penn and miscellaneous Others, White House invitations to various state and personal events, Playboy, High Times, Shaved Buttocks, and ten pounds of come-ons from guaranteed-issue life insurance companies.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Each on a separate solid state storage device, hand-crafted from organic materials in beautiful, unspoilt, sustainable China.

      • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Shit, they’re making thumbs drives from dog meat now? No wonder those drives I got off of Ebay don’t work. Stick ’em in the USB port, and I get a popup that chases the Firefox around the screen.

  17. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Speaking of which, if you won’t or can’t ride the bike anymore, perhaps walking would be a doable form of exercise for you? Get yourself surgically unfused from the couch, and get moving again!

    • Arachne says:

      No retweets. Hey Fatty – any comment on your buddy Moulitsas’ asinine tweets from Saturday. Or did you join in the party slamming Breitbart when Moulitsas didn’t do his homework. Because we know you’re just yearning to be his butt buddy. You’ve come a long way from “screw them.” Now, you probably AGREE those guys deserve what they got, right?

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Is this the screaming fit the entire American Left just pitched, in unison, because they can’t tell on Joooooo from another?

        Telling, that is.

        Sherlock Holmes could formulate a case on that.

        Who am I kidding? Joooooo hate is the foundation of the American Left, self- and otherwise.

        ps – this Kos-kiddie seems to be a real nutburger

  18. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

  19. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    This is an Epic Fail, from an Old Master of Hysterically Wrong Prophecy:

    A TRIUMPH OF DENIAL PROPAGANDA
    It is sad that with humanity facing catastrophic climate disruption as part of an existential threat that there are still people willing to attack Mike Mann, one of the real heroes of climate science, outrageous lies. But one must admire the well-funded denier campaign, carried forward by the likes of Rupert Murdoch and his “False News” network, for the campaign’s persistence in the face of massive evidence, its success in confusing much of the public, and creating a propioganda [sic] triumph equivalent to that of creationism in keeping Medieval nonsense embedded in the brains of many Americans. Unhappily the “triumph” may prove doom for many of our descendents [sic]. Mike Mann is admired by all real climate scientists, even those who may have same disagreements with him (there is no certainty in science, unlike in the world of denial propogandists [sic]) — and I know many of the leading players and follow the field closely. The best one can say of this silly collection of comments from hacks and has-beens, mixed with quotes-out-of-context, is that it is NOT a disgrace to the profession of its perpetrators, nor to their pimps.

    — Amazon review of Mark Steyn’s new book, ‘A Disgrace to the Profession’, left by Paul Ehrlich. Yes that Paul Ehrlich.

    You could learn something from Ehrlich, Chunky-Stabs. Hell, you have learned something from him, a lot. How to be wrong about everything. How to be a hysterical nutburger. Too bad he can’t teach you how to be popular among lefturds. 😆

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Moral to the story: it’s not whether you’re right or wrong, it’s whether you can sucker people. Toot can’t even do that much. 😆

  20. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    In other news, Jenny McCarthy calls out Dr. Jonas Salk on Vaccinations. 😯

    • Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Why Carson? Don’t all the GOP “deny climate science”?

      Race?

    • Arachne says:

      Got your head stuck up Jerry’s bunghole, there, Fatty?
      Think Carson gives a shit what the guy who fucked up Oakland thinks? Or the guy who cried and whined about getting to run for Governor after he’d served two terms?
      How about the guy who believes billions for a high speed train no one wants is the way to go instead of say, building desalinization plants on the shorelines of California. The man who refused to build water recapture systems and now cried his ignorant eyes out about a drought. I would point out that the LAST time California he was governor THEN, too.

      Maybe the cause of droughts isn’t climate change. Maybe the cause of droughts is elitist assholes in the Governor’s office.

      Also – this story is SO yesterday. Because that’s when everybody was talking about it. Try to keep up.

  21. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Gus the feminist. Gus the guilty white guy. Gus the social critic.

  22. Because ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says: