Republicans kill people!

As a Libertarian I have my gripes with the Republican party, but this accusation is really disgusting.

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The Republicans have killed people?

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189 Comments on “Republicans kill people!”

  1. Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

    Fist!

    • Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

      That was too easy. To the issue, Rethuglikkkns have always delighted in killing liberal fuckwads. Who wouldn’t?
      / <<sarc

      Can't wash off the stench of being associated/defending libtards, can you, Fuckface?

      • Because olo says:

        That ain’t the only source of that funky smell.

      • Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

        Obastard spiking the football over the path to killing all Israelis (Joooooos!!!1!!) is so wrong, I don’t know where to begin. Valerie Jarrett’s father, Vernon, was a racist, bigoted, white-hating columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times and I hope he, and his daughter, burn in Hell.
        Ditto for his Iranian wife.

  2. Because olo says:

    Ludwig’s back.

  3. Because olo says:

    Work?

    • Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

      To be fair, that was 14 years ago. People change, ya know.

    • rightymouse says:

      ‘balling like a baby’??? LOLWUT?????????????????? 😯 😯
      Dude.
      ‘bawling like a baby’.
      Good grief.

    • Minnow says:

      to be fair, it is spelled “bawling”. Words don’t change, donchya know.

    • kbdabear says:

      If Jim Hoft had made that mistake, Toot would be gleefully trolling him with that mistake because “teh stoopidest man on the internet cant spell bawling”

      But Goos is cited by Toot as “one of the biggest contributors to LGF”

    • Arachne says:

      And 14 years later, Gus, I see those images and still cry.

      • Octopus says:

        The effects of watching 9/11 memorials haven’t eased that much for me, either. I knew at the time we were entering into a new period of war, and all that entails, and it was so depressing, beyond the rage. It’s still ramping up, this war for Western Civ, and it’s not clear that we’re winning, with ISIS on the move and this fake-president pretending they don’t exist, or that they’re the “JV Squad.” We aren’t winning. We aren’t even holding our own, despite the sacrifices made by so many young Americans and their families.

        It was lovely to see this morning that the Unicorn Messiah couldn’t be arsed to be driven five minutes down the road to the Pentagon, for the annual memorial. What a statesman. He’s a regular Churchill, this fucking guy.

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m guessing it’s one reason they decided to let you go?

      I too remember that morning at work and although I was astounded and sickened, I did not make a maudlin ass of myself.

      • Because olo says:

        Yeah. The TV was going in the conference room, and I popped in and out, and there were maybe a half dozen people in there at any given time. I was just stone-faced like everybody else. There really was nothing intelligent to say other a comment from one of the structural engineers about how it was obvious what made the pancaking happen.

        That made the troofers and their crackpot theories all the more appalling, since real professionals, watching it in real time, understood exactly what happened and why.

  4. Minnow says:

    I am not sure about anyone else here…. but extermination is all I ever think about.

  5. Minnow says:

    The only apology I will offer, is that I am so sorry for the confusion regarding the fact that someone didn’t exterminate EPR-radar’s sorry ass.

    • Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

      Exterminate is harsh. How ’bout cutting off his nuts and penis penis penis lol? Works for me without the death thing. Good for the next generation, no?

  6. Octopus says:

    Vlaams Belang!!1!

  7. Octopus says:

    I’ve killed people for less.
    (trigger-warning)

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Huh? Chunky basks in a giant pool of that poison all day long. He actively goes looking for it all over the web so he can make hay out of it, including Stormfront, apparently. But one line can’t come to him every once in a while or it ruins his day?? Weirod.

    • dwells38 says:

      If this were 10 years ago he’d be saying the same exact thing about Daily Kos and Huffington Post.

      He’s nothing but a POS liar that stands for nothing.

    • kbdabear says:

      Run out of accounts to hit the Big Bad Block Button with, Toot?

      He’s blocked everyone who took 5 seconds to reply to his timeline trolling, now he’s going to cannibalize those who can still stand his “ICMY!!!!” multiple tweets

    • Bunk X says:

      Douche x stupid x penispenispenisLOL

  8. Octopus says:

    Yeah, that’s it. The reason nobody will hire a wastrel like you is because Denver is just flooded with super-smart Lego engineers, all looking to get legally high and make to-scale models of skyscrapers and doghouses.

    • Bunk X says:

      The reasons Gusano can’t get work include:
      1. He doesn’t want it (I’ve offered it).
      2. Younger draftsmen are a dime a dozen.
      3. He only has a 2-year drafting degree. That’s right up there with hair-styling.
      4. He’s an old acerbic whiner who blames everyone else for his poor life decisions.
      5. He feels that Charles has passed him by.

      • Minnow says:

        dude is younger than I am and I (like SO many others my age) had to beat our brains against the wall with the new wave of technology (never ending) that washes over us.

        Thankfully, I was able to learn to use the electric clippers and, from that point on…. life has been very good.

        Hey Gus!

        Have a nice day!!

  9. Octopus says:

    OMG, the racism! 😯

  10. trebob says:

    Gus, you ignoramus, he’s been working on the economy with Obama for over 6 years. It’s just getting to where he wants it. He was thrilled with NY State’s $15/hour minimum wage and when it spreads, it will depress things further.

    Here’s another list of jobs for you Gus. http://www.metrodenverjobs.com/jobs.asp?pagemode=20&pbid=-1&domain_state_code=CO&location_name_1=Denver%2C+CO&location_id_1=809&location_type_1=C&qs_domain_id=123&keywords=&client_location_name_1=Denver%2C+CO&location_radius_1=0&category_id=1566&x=38&y=19

    (Hint, Hobby Lobby is a good place to work, but you need to be drug free. Get Sundays off though.)

  11. ISpeakJive says:

    Today is the 14th anniversary of 9-11. Cannot believe it’s been that long. The day that changed everything.

    Let’s see if it’s even acknowledged at the swamp.

  12. Bunk X says:

    “…Never go through life saying ‘you should have’… “

  13. dwells38 says:

    Chasing after climate change deniers, no doubt.

  14. windbag says:

    Yes, Republicans kill people. Terrorists hell-bent on bombing us, convicted killers who’ve sat in prison for 20 years waiting for their appeals to expire, criminals in the act of hurting and potentially killing others in the way of their crimes, and Democrats back in the 19th century who were intent on enslaving other human beings.

    Let’s see who the cowardly Democrats prefer to kill: unborn children, elderly and sick, Border agents by arming drug cartels and allowing them entry into our country, innocent Americans by offering sanctuary for violent criminals who are in our country illegally, and if their dreams could come true they would kill Bush, Rush, Clarence Thomas, and essentially any and all opponents.

    Fuch yourself, Charlie.

  15. dwells38 says:

    Glenn Beck Is Embarrassed He Supported Her: “Sarah Palin Has Become a Clown” lgf.bz/1EZbmf81 hour ago

    Talk about a clown!

    Chunkles defends his lady love against the AP.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/31481_Associated_Press-_A_Full_Court_Press_Against_Sarah_Palin

    The love struck puppy Chunkles crows about how Palin wiped the floor with Joe Biden.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/31469_Palin_Dissenter_Backpedals

    And here’s Palin, courageous AND classy pointing out Obungle’s terrorist ties to Ayers.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/31468_Palin_Does_What_McCain_Wont

    Here she is doing a quick shoe change looks like from heels to something a little friendlier to her cute little nail-painted tootsies.

    Poor Chunky. Madly in love with two beautiful women Pam and Sarah, he has to pretend to hate.

    • Octopus says:

      Two beautiful and very successful women, too…while he begs for nickels on the sidewalk of life. No wonder he’s so incredibly peevish. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Glenn Beck might be turning into an Emperor with no Clothes. He runs a pay service. Do you think he’s going to hear a lot of dissenting opinions from people who pay $120 a year to listen to him?

      He’s pissed nobody is paying attention to him about Trump.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Image of the Week: A Spectacular New View of Pluto lgf.bz/1i1X2bi2 hours ago

    Ha! Pluto’s like the planetary version of Chunkles/LGF. A lifeless former planet, cast aside and disregarded except for a few loser dorks. Just another distant rotating planetoid rock in a giant Kuiper belt crowd of anonymity.

    Here are NASA scientists laughing at LGF.

    Caption: “Isn’t that Chunkles Johnson avatar pic from like 20 years ago before he was a fat blob?”

  17. dwells38 says:

    ‘Terrorist, Go Back to Your Country,’ Attacker Yelled in Assault of Sikh Man lgf.bz/1i35A1H2 hours ago

    OK aside from the comedy of there having been only one other reported attack on a Sikh for being a “terrorist” in like 14 years and that one was the day after 9/11 as I recall from distant memory. I just have one question: Why is LGF and Chunky defending the gay hating bigot Sikhs?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateReligion/comments/35u4fl/sikhs_why_is_gay_marriage_so_wrong/

    Sikhs: Why is gay marriage so wrong?

    According to http://www.sikhanswers.com, “sexuality in the Sikh religion relates to the marriage of a man and woman and the sacredness of their singular physical relationship”. Marriage is for the purposes of procreation, making babies. But homosexuality and bisexuality, according to sikhanswers.com, is just about sex.

    The Sikh Rehit Maryada does not recognise nor give authority for same-sex marriages. Denouncing the practice of same-sex marriages, Jathedar of Akal Takht, issued a directive with the seal of Sri Akaal Takht Sahib that prohibited any Gurdwara in the world to hold such ceremonies. Jathedar Giani Joginder Singh Vedanti described same-sex marriages as an ‘anti-Gurmat’ (contrary to the Guru’s Way) trend that had no place in the Sikh religion.

    So this is where things start getting confusing. On the one hand, there is nothing explicit in the teachings of Sikhism against homosexuality. But on the other hand, Sikhism is no less homophobic than the Abrahamic faiths.

  18. kbdabear says:

    Still clinging to that “Protest over Youtube video” like dingleberries to your underwear, Toot?

    • Octopus says:

      It’s like he lives in an alternate universe, isn’t it? He’s never heard about how the Youtube video nonsense was thoroughly debunked? All the damning evidence that came out, proving Hillary and her handlers made all that shit up, to cover for their own incompetence?

      • Chunky wishes he weren't fat and Sarah Palin wasn't married to Todd says:

        Yes it’s some sort of alternate universe where Mr. Spock has a goatee and a penchant for sadism. And Mr. Sulu isn’t gay and tries to rape Uhura. And where commies are the good guys.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Meanwhile ‘(3) Scoop’ Johnson sits in his old worn out work chair, which his fat ass is destroying more and more with each added pound. The Who’s “Baba O’Riley (Teenage Wasteland)” plays in the background, but the song lyrics Three Chin Charlies sings is “Stretched Out Waistband … I got a Stretched Out Waistband!” Then slowly leans backwards until Scotty says she can’t take any more Cap’n, and he falls to the floor amid the wreckage. Sadly, he remembers this is how the fire hose belt came to be.

    • Arachne says:

      Well, maybe because four Americans DIED on this date in 2012, you stupid prick.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Remember, dingleberries make Baby Jesus cry.

  19. pineapple of death says:

    EPR-radar is particularly stupid in a vast sea of stupidity over there. He’s right up there at the top of the stupid scale with that token Muslim, Furious Burka.

    I’ve been an independent for many years now, I guess I should re-register as a Republican so the killing can resume, I missed it.

    • Because olo says:

      See my suspicions as to who it really is ^^^.

      • Octopus says:

        Wishful thinking. 😦

        We shall not see his like again.

      • rightymouse says:

        I miss Lewdy! 😦

      • Because olo says:

        I suppose you’re right. Some people see the Virgin Mary on their toast. I see Ludwig on every toilet seat. Maybe I should ask a shrink what that means.

      • Octopus says:

        Whether he was slut-shaming the Fox-y Ladies, rhapsodizing about dinner (and more?) with the “Divine Miss Ssss,” performing genius kitchen experiments proving AGW, screaming about “Billions will die!,” or fat-shaming people who refuse to acknowledge the scientific formula of “Calories Ingested Vs. Calories Burned,” Lewd-Freak was the most entertaining sideshow on LGF in the Post-Moronic Conversion Era. Damn Iceweasel to the hottest pool of magma in Hell, for forcing his banishment. 👿

      • ISpeakJive says:

        She lives in Glasgow with Jimmah. It’s quite possible she’s already halfway there.

      • Because olo says:

        As I recall, it wasn’t just the weasel. Lood went on a fatshaming tear. Not a good idea on Porkius Toot’s blog.

  20. Octopus says:

    Everyone is insane. Deranged, unhinged, batshit and raving. 😆

    It’s called “projection,” in psychology circles. You’re swimming in it, Fatass.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’d keep Freud busy for years. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        The potty-training area alone would require years of talking therapy, to try and resolve the anal-retentive insanity that has led to megalomania on a Hitlerian scale, and hundreds of pee-filled bottles in the bunker. And then, if he’s still alive, there might be time to begin unraveling the Oedipal morass that has made it impossible for him to have any healthy relationships with women, as an adult. His self-destructive compulsion might be him killing his father, over and over. The gluttony? Well, Mommy breast-fed him with falsies. He’s been hungry his whole life…

      • kbdabear says:

        Toot isn’t really crazy, he’s just very obtuse and not very bright.

        What’s hilarious is when he lies, being a dim bulb he’s a poor liar to go along with his many other mediocrities

    • kbdabear says:

      One whole retoot for that?

      Time to cut and paste a Media Matters bumper sticker “fact” with a popular hashtag that will get retweeted many times, showing how “relevant” Toot claims he’s always been

  21. rightymouse says:

    So. Am in the grocery store this afternoon & this song starts playing over their loudspeaker. Well, I must say, I have never had so much fun singing along while feeling up fruit in my life. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      “Can you hear me now?”
      — God

      Usually it’s self-inflicted horror for the Mecca Rock Worshippers:

      PREVIOUS MECCA TRAGEDIES
      1987: 402 people killed and almost 650 wounded in clashes between Iranian pilgrims and Saudi authorites
      1989: Two bombs kill one pilgrim and injure 16 others.
      1990: 1,426 pilgrims killed in a stampede in an overcrowded pedestrian tunnel
      1994: 270 pilgrims killed during a stampede at a stoning ritual
      1997: More than 340 people killed and 1,500 injured when fire rips through a tented city
      1998: 180 pilgrims trampled to death after several people fell off an overpass
      2001: 35 people killed in a stampede
      2004: Approximately 250 people were killed during a stampede at a stoning ceremony
      2006: At least 350 pilgrims killed following a stampede at a stoning ceremony

    • Bunk X says:

      The Saudi BinLaden Group was founded by Osama’s Bin Laden’s billionaire father Mohammed and the sprawling construction conglomerate runs a large amount of major building contracts in the Sunni kingdom.

      Karma…

  22. Octopus says:

    This, coming from the dumbass who was all in favor of Troofer legend Van Jones, being named Environmental Czar. 😆

    Pretty much all the troofers are lefties, of course. People who “blame America first.” People who should be taken out and shot, I say as a Republican Assassin. 😈

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Gus once had a job?

  24. rightymouse says:

    Actually, Fatso….no it’s not.
    Am curious as to what turned you into such a bitter hater.
    Will pray for you.

  25. Because olo says:

  26. Because NTTAWWT says:

    • Bunk X says:

      WindUpBird.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, the authority on all things. The authority on all people.

      Barry would NEVER let a complete lack of understanding on a subject slow him in his ability to shoot off his mouth about it.

      Really Barry? You want us to reflect on your commentary regarding sexual tendencies and black guys with 9-in cocks?

      What your comment says more clearly than any of a number of other things is: 1) you are a homophobe, and 2) you are a racist.

      Out there in front of God and everybody.

      Well, I guess you must be feeling quite intelligent and hip right about now.

      Loser.

      By the way Barry, do you know if you are coming, or going?

      (asking for a friend)

  27. Because olo says:

  28. Minnow says:

    Notable that on this day, this 14th anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on this nation, this day when so many innocents died at the hands of mad men…… all Barry can come up with is some third grade post about black men and 14-inch long cocks.

    Hey Barry, go look in the mirror and reflect on that you sorry ass piece of shit.

    You. You….. You do not deserve the freedoms that you have.

    You are an asshole.

  29. Octopus says:

    That reminds me of this guy knew in high school, who went through a phase where everything he mildly or strongly disagreed with made him retort with some version of “Eat me.” I don’t know if he studied a thesaurus or anything, but he pretty much covered all the iterations. Lick me. Chew me. Nibble me. Gobble, snarf, scarf me. Partake of me. He just kept going on with that, for about a year, and then he stopped.

    • Bunk X says:

      Bite the bag.

    • Bunk X says:

      What’s odd is that in High School I heard girls say stuff like this to other girls.

      • Octopus says:

        I never heard girls say that when I was in high school, but then I heard it from girls who went to school with my kids. “Bite me” was popular. They should have said, “Lick me.” Okay, that’s sexist. And wrong, coming from a dad. So…devour me.

      • Minnow says:

        It’s my 40th H.S. reunion tomorrow night.

        Ouch.

        (I might have gone…. but my ex-wife, who I grew up with, went…. with her dumbass boyfriend….)

        They can all bite me.

      • Bunk X says:

        Munch.
        Muncher.
        Butt Munch.

      • Bunk X says:

        @Minnow–

        The last place I want to be is in a room full of people I don’t remember who are getting off by singing along to a retro band playing “Wildfire,” “Sister Goldenhair Surprise” and “Afternoon Delight.”

        Barf.

      • Minnow says:

        True.

        I have assessed high school reunions thusly: Why would I want to go spend time with people I didn’t like 40-years ago?

        (It is just that a couple good friends had been encouraging me to go…..)

  30. Bunk X says:

    The weather forecasters were right for a change. They said the temperature should drop about 10 degrees from yesterday’s high. It’s down to about 105 now.

  31. Octopus says:

    I’d greatly appreciate it if you would report this person for targeted harassment if he jumps into your timeline. Thanks!
    47 minutes ago
    Note to followers: if someone using the name ‘Barbie_Sandwich’ tweets at you, this is a lunatic who’s been stalking me for years.
    49 minutes ago

    This is truly classic funneh. 😆

    Peevish. Office. Insanity.

  32. Because olo says:

    Off the reservation again…

  33. poteen2 says:

    Y’all see this?
    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/09/11/friday-not-so-funny-epas-epic-gold-king-mine-blunder-on-video-complete-with-a-wtf-moment/

    The EPA managed to violate every section of the US Army Corps of Engineers Safety Manual and were “unexpectedly” introduced to the realm of hydrodynamics.

  34. Octopus says:

    One of the heroes of 9-11, Betty Ong. Such bravery under such dire circumstances.

    http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/160547

  35. rightymouse says:

    What a pathetic baby.

    • Octopus says:

      “Organized, determined effort to smear me.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

      Fatass, your dumbth is equalled only by your girth, and incredibly-distorted view of your own significance. Your blog became popular by its own momentum, riding the wave of horror set off by 9-11. You had almost nothing to do with its popularity. As soon as you started talking, the people went away. Now it’s dead, barely worthy of mockery.

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    63 year old grievance collector.

    Where will you be when he blows?

  37. Octopus says:

    Not all tree-huggers are smelly loser-hippies. Keep an open mind.

  38. Zeus Crankypants says:

    That tree has a wonderful ass.

  39. kbdabear says:

    So someone with more information than Toot is a liar, because he goes against Toot’s narrative that anyone plotting against the government is a RWNJ White Supremacist?

  40. kbdabear says:

    There are White Supremacists waving Gadsen Flags driving by Toot’s hovel in Culver City, Russians are trying to hack LGF constantly, Pammy is doxxing him, Ginger is making death threats, and Breitbart goons installed bugging devices in his microwave oven

  41. Juan Epstein says:

    How pissed is he the terrorist isnt a lizard?