Another eloquent Tweet!

Charles is not known for being the most eloquent analyst in Twitter. If people read his tweets, it’s due to mockery at his stupidity and not his deep analysis.


That was really some deep thinking on the part of Mr. Toot.


116 Comments on “Another eloquent Tweet!”

  1. Minnow says:

    Hahahaha Barry.

    And you wonder why no one takes you seriously?


  2. Minnow says:

    Barry – you are disturbed.

  3. Octopus says:

    He’s 63 years young, ladies and germs. 😆

    Looks 75, but he’ll never make it there, so… 😦

  4. Octopus says:

    At this time I would like to acknowledge the awfulness of what has happened to the Tigers this season. Truly pathetic. Thanks, guys!

    Also, I must give a shout-out to Max Scherzer, who is really sucking up a storm in his new high-paid gig as the Nationals “ace.” He managed to win two games in July, but hasn’t won one since, as Washington has ridden him and others on their much-vaunted pitching-staff to 7 games back of the Mets, and out of the playoffs. Yay, Max! 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      Hate to break disappointing news that could be great news for my Mets. Cespedes and the Mets agreed to waive that clause in his contract that would have shut them out of negotiations if they didn’t sign him within 5 days after the World Series. Not that odds are favorable to the Mets, but they’re a hell of a lot better than they were before that waiver

      Yoenis Cespedes has given a boost to the offense that I compare to them getting Mike Piazza back in 98

      • Octopus says:

        He’s a very fine ballplayer — good luck to your team!

        The Scherzer Schadenfreude is sour grapes, but there it is. He’s an egotist who said a lot of dumb things after games last year, like, “Kudos to myself, for pitching so well for 8 innings.” I don’t begrudge him getting the cash from Washington, but he’s never going to earn that $210M, at 31. I think it will go down as one of the worst contracts of this crazy era.

      • kbdabear says:

        Max Scherzer’s kitteh

      • kbdabear says:

        At least Scherzer wants to go out there and pitch, unlike fellow Scott Boras client Matt Harvey, who after the Mets used 6 man rotations and skipped some of his starts, which he bitched very publicly about, now wants to sit down because he’s worried going over 180 innings in a pennant race will risk his 9 figure contract when he’s eligible to be a free agent after 2019

  5. Octopus says:

    I LOVE that he said that! Wait until he starts in on Shrillary. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Maybe it’s my cis-heterosexuality speaking, but I’d rather look at that face than Teh Donald’s.

      • Because olo says:

        Talking about Carly, not Hildabeast.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s what makes the Donald so awesome, though. He’s a pig, and he doesn’t care who knows it. Says whatever he wants to say. Makes people crazy. I find it refreshing, even though I still see him as a buffoon.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Her face is prettier than his hair.

      • Because olo says:

        At least it’s real.

      • Octopus says:

        His hair is real. It’s just a really weird comb-over. My cousin met him in person at a political function a couple years ago, and he was lifting up his hair and inviting people to pull on it, to prove it was real.

        He’s a strange man. But there’s no rule that says assholes can’t be President. I mean, we voted in a Unicorn Messiah with absolutely no qualifications other than his being brown, two times running. Anything goes, now.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      What would he say, however, to what Peter North deposited on your wife’s face.

      • Abu's FUCKFACE NEVER READS HERE! says:

        Ron Jeremy deposits in your mom’s anal cavity trice daily.

        What do you say about that, Charles? Yes your mom is dead but still she puts out trice daily. Is it for the cash or pleasure? Or both?

        You are confused since the divorce/bike accident/road lobotomy. Bless your little heart.

        Thankfully you never read here, lol.

      • Bunk X says:

        Black birds have black babies.
        White birds have white babies.
        What kind of birds have no babies at all?
        Like your mama.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        You sure do have a thing for male porn stars.

    • kbdabear says:

      Speaking of boorish misogynist nature, how long before Toot gleefully tosses insults Sarah Palin with misogynist smears?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Go back in time and find dozens. He used to find the goofiest picture of her in a hat and post it a couple times a week, at least. And his commenters made fun of her body endless times.

        Calling her Caribou Barbie isn’t exactly a compliment, either. It dismisses any brains, abilities or acomplishments by focusing on shallow looks, all in one smeary, greasy package.

    • Bunk X says:

      Of course the source, Rolling Stone, said that some girl got raped by mattress ghosts.

  6. Because olo says:

    Is “raging assholes” his way of telegraphing that he has ‘roid rage?

  7. OLT's Always Read The Fine Print says:

    Oh, Stacy Pippi Hammon, surely you have found your dream hunk in this brilliant and erudite stalker.

    I hope you two spend lots and lots of time together.

  8. swamprat says:

    The Most Ethical Blogger in the World just posted a pic of the Rally Against a Nuclear Iran
    after all the speakers had finished.
    Claims that was the sum and total of the “crowd”.
    Oddly neglected to post one while anyone was at the podium.
    Trump usually draws a bigger crowd
    “Other speakers for Wednesday’s rally included a who’s-who roster of conservative icons: Talk radio hosts Mark Levin and Glenn Beck; former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin; and Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.”

    No need to fact check when posting a negative story against conservatives.
    Never mind the bogus caveat that you post a correction when you get it wrong;
    You don’t
    You won’t
    You’ll delete, deny, distort and deceive.
    No honesty. No honor.

    • Because olo says:

      No, but he’s gots lotsa hip.

    • swamprat says:

      If you want to see the number of people attending, go to youtube and look at the vids of the speakers getting heckled. All of a sudden the media decides it can show the actual crowd.
      1984, here we are.
      Not that the media is manipulative or anything.

  9. JimboXL says:

    Hillary is Obola without the charisma, youth and energy. I’m not seeing why a 20 year old frappacino sipper would vote for her. I’m still amazed that the DNC goes from Obola to Hillary, but then again after Obola it’s not like you need another Dim president, what is left for a Dim to break, and he still has a very big year left no less. I guess if they want to try to criminalize Christianity and actual science not based on politics then there might be some work left to do.

  10. Octopus says:

    Oh, my. Such salty language.

    Trump said, “Who?” 😆


      This just in: REM sucks – always. AIDS ridden queens.

    • kbdabear says:

      R.E.M. dedicated this song to your GoFundMe account, Toot

    • Arachne says:

      Poorly attended? Maybe because they were, you know, WORKING. Unlike your OWS types, Fatass, who leave trash and human waste behind as they trespass. Wonder what it would have looked like had it been held on a Saturday.

    • kbdabear says:

      Hmm… Toot always tells us that all Southern White Males are White Supremacists

      R.E.M. is from Athens, Georgia

      Promoting White Supremacists now, Toot?

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, Fats, because we all live and die by the opinion a has-been group has to say about us. Only YOU would think this matters.

  11. swamprat says:

    Gus is walking his own path. This could anger his lobotomized peers.

    Really is a waste of time. Right wingers are nuts. Leftists are lost.

    More weird leftist “science.”

    You know. Leftists. The people that idolize Stalin and apologize for anti-Semitic bullshit.

    Leftists boycott more companies than right wingers.

    Are you still boycotting Chipotle?

    While seeing a chiropractor, acupuncturist, eating organics, while getting drunker than a fish every night. But hey. They’re scientists.

    They talk about peer reviewed science and then promote one (1) scientific study they read at The Guardian. Non peer reviewed.

    Y’all talk about right wing end timers while the left has their own version of end times. Too much.

    You go Gus!

  12. Minnow says:

    Trump is so close to the pulse of America, yet he keeps proving to everyone what an idiot he is.

    Why would he say something so demeaning about anyone – Carly, for example.

    First, what is wrong with her looks?

    Second, as if she can do anything about it?

    Trump adopts a third grade mentality when pulling this shit and, to me, proves he isn’t worthy of the Office.

    • Minnow says:

      ….and oh yeah, Barry, you are fat and stupid.

    • Arachne says:

      He’s winning over Black votes, by the way. One of my co-workers, African-American, told me her daughter, the Dem’s target market, is switching her party affiliation to Republican so she can vote for Trump in the primary. He’s garnering 25% of Black approval right now.

      • Daedalus says:

        Trump has been popular with the Rap set since the 90’s. He got many mentions in songs. I am not supporting nor voting for Trump but I am not going to deny he has some appeal with Blacks.

      • Arachne says:

        He may have screwed the pooch this week though – attacked Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina and looked like a real shitbag in the process.

      • True enough the Donald can be coarse and boorish. I wonder: how much of his schtick is just to prove his politically incorrect bonfides?

      • Because olo says:

        Give the bassman an honorary Ph.D. in poli sci.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Shit like that depresses me. If he kept his mouth shut he could be President. It makes me think he really kinda doesn’t want to be.

        That said, Carly and Ben are grown-ups and don’t need to be coddled or protected like delicate creatures. It’s actually fairly egalitarian of The Donald to go ahead and attack anyway. It’s not admirable, but at least he’s being consistent. They should make fun of his hair and call it even. He’s not on anyone’s team, much less Team GOP.

        I’ve liked Carly from the beginning, but when she ran in CA, it did occur to me that she really isn’t pretty at all. She has a huge lower lip that she lets hang loosely from the weight. And her hair color was a very un-natural orange. But I’ve gotten used to it and it’s not a distraction anymore. I was always amazed at how high she rose in rank in Silicon Valley, because the execs, like everywhere else in the high salary universe, tend to follow a pretty-boy pattern. The tallest, handsomest guys with the best alma-maters got promoted first. That she did well is pretty amazing.

        That said, part deux, similar thoughts crossed my mind also about Scott Walker. He has a lazy eye and a bald spot and looks kinda goofy. It shouldn’t matter one bit but it does.

        That said, part trois, Hillary Clinton has flashes of being pretty here and there, but she’s the most hideous creature from an integrity standpoint. I’m reading an old book from 10 years ago about the Clintons that covers their last months in office and how they left the Whitehouse and all the corrupt pardons Bill gave out the last day, etc. They are a pair of completely corrupt trailer-trash greedy unethical grifters. Even the Dem’s of the day thought Bill’s “pardons for pay” were disgraceful. That they are even halfway rehabilitated in the eyes of the Democrat party is simply amazing to me. They should be in prison, or banished to Elba. If anyone has forgotten, google “Marc Rich and Pincus Green.”

        Remember dear Libs, if you all elect Shrillary, the shitbag Bill gets back in the White House, too.

      • Because olo says:

        Word, Jive. Carly’s my first choice too, but when it comes down to Teh Donald v.s. Teh Beast, I’ll take the arrogant asshole who’s candid and forthright. If there’s anything worse than an overconfident blowhard, it’s an overconfident blowhard pretending to be a poor victim. Dead broke, indeed.

    • calo says:

      Gawd, he wrote more coherently when he was an active heroin addict.

    • Bunk X says:

      Barrett is an odd bird, and he amused us when he passed through these gates after he got the boot from LGF. He was probably the best high-profile snarktroll we’ve ever tolerated on this blog.
      On the other hand, once he was incarcerated, he let it be known that he was not in the general prison population, and that means he was singing every song he knew about #Anonymous in order to keep penises out of his posterior.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        It’s gotta sting Chunk’s hemorrhoids like a direct dose of merthiolate to see BB also on GGs gravy train. Poor Chunkles. No law degree, no writing talent, no whistle-blower derring do, no drug fueled adventures. No invites to contribute for cold cash. Wonder how much Ginger makes? Pam pays herself $200 large. Sarah Palin has her own media operation and got like $5 mil advance on her book Going Rogue. Chunk’s broke as a joke.

      • kbdabear says:

        Toot claiming that Time Warner cable is slow due to network problems and not at his end are probably his way of “gathering witnesses” when he refuses to pay his bill due to “network outages”

        Of course TW Cable expects balances due to be kept up while the dispute is in arbitration. Toot, taking Lawhawk’s Dream Team legal advice blows off the bill. Then follows Toot’s “big announcement” that he’s closing the blog temporarily for “major redesigns that will be cutting edge”.

        Then his wife or girlfriend or whomever is living with him and paying the household bills goes to TW to pay the bill because living with Toot without TV and internet is torture.

  13. Bunk X says:

    Sooper Mexican is awesome.

  14. kbdabear says:

    If there’s a network problem TW cable and Comcast always advise customers calling in that their network is experiencing an issue in that area.

    Toot either can’t or won’t accept that the problem is something he fucked up at his end or he’s trying to buy time to pay the bill and is trying to claim network outages mean he doesn’t have to pay the current month’s statement.

    TW support has responded to Toot’s complaints over Twitter each time, and Toot won’t respond back so they can assist him, claiming publicly that it’s their problem, not his

  15. Bunk X says:

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting…..they manage service calls through TWITTER?

      • Because olo says:

        It actually makes sense, since 99% of support questions are stupid questions that don’t deserve more than 5 seconds of a tech’s time.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Happy customers tell their friends. Unhappy customers tell EVERYONE.

        Social media is first and foremost and outlet for bitching for many people who are loaded with First World problems.

        It’s simple Algebra.

  16. Octopus says:

    Sometimes, the methanol makes Gustavo forget that he is preaching Leftist dogma 90% of the time, while railing against capitalism and whatnot. His attacks on his fellow twitter-socialists are the cat’s pajamas. Truly wunderbar. 😆

    Stupid people.
    7 hours ago
    More stupid.
    7 hours ago
    7 hours ago
    More dumb politics from the left.
    7 hours ago
    Left wing politics are smarter than the dumbest people on Earth. Winning.
    7 hours ago
    Leftist politics are better than right wing lunatics. Wow. Winning. You really are this dumb.
    7 hours ago
    Your ideology is better than the Tea Party. Ain’t that grand.
    7 hours ago
    Really. You look bad. Lefties are like a lost cause.
    7 hours ago
    Hell hath no fury like yet another left wing bullshit artist. Dime a dozen.
    7 hours ago
    More pablum from left wing bullshit artists.
    7 hours ago

    • Pakimon says:

      The home owner in whose garage Gus is squatting has grown weary of having to deal with the unemployed, allegedly gimpy legged Twitter addict without recompense.

      Facing the prospect of being forced to pay rent, Gus assumed that there would be some sort of entitlement/welfare program from which to draw much needed cash.

      Finding out that he is not eligible for any of them, he is lashing out at the Left-Wing who had filled his head with lofty ideas of tapping into an endless supply of free money.

      To make matters worse, his multi-year hiatus from employment has left him with very limited options in the Denver job market thus further fueling his alcohol induced Twitter rage and despair.

      Being limited to two options, one being be forcibly evicted or the other being taking a job in the fast food service industry with virtually no time to tweet gibberish 18 hours a day 7 days a week, Gus is at a crossroad.

      Which direction will Gus take?

      Given his past history, I think we all know the answer to that… 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s like a garage moth, emerging from his lefty-chrysalis for the first time, spreading his (right) wings in the sunshine.

      Fly, little Goose, fly!!

      P.S. You might try holding a piece of cardboard in front of the Home Depot:


  17. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Does Chunkles McFartson have a twin sister living in Fla???

    A 62-year-old Florida driver perfectly expressed the insane hatred toward police permeating the nation in recent days, telling a police officer who had pulled her over for speeding, “No wonder you people get shot.”

    The driver was allegedly speeding at 51 mph in a 20 mph zone near Hagen Ranch Elementary in Boynton Beach, Florida, when the deputy pulled her over. According to WPTV, the encounter happened as follows:

    Deputy: Ma’am, ma’am.

    Driver: What

    Deputy: You are being cited for speeding. This explains what your options are. Drive safe.

    Driver: You know what? No wonder you people get shot. You’re absolute “a**holes”

    Deputy: OK, thank you ma’am. I appreciate that.

    Driver: You’re welcome. Have a nice day.

    Deputy: Drive safe.

    The deputy returned to his car and later posted the incident on Twitter:

    Ticketing a speeder going 31 MPH over the speed limit in a school zone is apparently why we are “always getting shot”

    — PBSO (@PBCountySheriff) September 9, 2015

    The incident was also posted on Youtube. The ticket cost the driver $606.

  18. Translation, “Love me, the Left! Why won’t you LOVE ME?”

  19. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Donald Trump’s repulsive comments about Carly Fiorina are exactly what the GOP base likes about him
    12 hours ago

    So teddible, teddible this making repulsive comments about someone’s looks.


    Here’s video from ThinkProgress of Cavuto’s blowup at Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann, and lo, it is good.


    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Chunky’s posts –


      Here’s video from ThinkProgress of Cavuto’s blowup at Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann, and lo, it is good.


    • Every one of your freeze-frame shots of Pam Geller, Sarah Palin …
      Charlatan, you are not only a hypocrite, but you are a stupid hypocrite.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! Ohio isn’t showing any love for Shrillary.

  21. Octopus says:

    It’s the last one that makes this video great. 😯

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Dude sees some man-crack and runs like a little white girl in a dark alley. Better keep his punk ass outta prison, they got a lot of man crack in there, and prolly more’n a few disturbing banana hammocks.

      Having said that, these white boys must be on Sterno, because that is some stupid shit they’re pulling.

      And Mr. Red Box was trying to be polite. Very much so. How can they be mean to such a polite man?

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

  23. kbdabear says:

    Congrats, Toot! Probably would have taken a first semester computer science student HOURS to fix that problem!

  24. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    I note that Trump did not “steal” any of Stalker Charles’ masterpieces.

    Practice, practice makes perfect,
    Perfect is a fault
    and fault lines change

    /I believe

  25. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say NFL season about to kick off with the Boston Ball Deflaters taking on the Steel Men of Pittsburgh.

    Having gotten away with cheating yet again, The New England cheerleaders are showing their ass (so to speak). 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    Since the Steelers don’t have cheerleaders, Pakimog must improvise. 😀