IOW “Christ, This Blog Is Fkked Up.”

“Liberal’ is an appellation derived from the word ‘liberty.’ Most democrats today aren’t liberals. They’re fascists.” – Jack Kelly, Columnist.


Yep, there’s a downding storm for any registered lizard-lapper who dares to complain about Charles Johnson’s tortured and buggy bandwidth-hogging crash-prone script, and even someone who addresses CJ as “Christ” gets no quarter.  Christ Foster Johnson has reinvented a poor man’s version of WordPress in Basic.

Now look what doesn’t get downdinged:

Hell 1

I’d say that’s pretty damn cold considering that the evidence alone exonerated both George Zimmerman and Officer Darryl Wilson as having acted in self defense. As for Dick Cheney, the accusation by LGF is vague and unspecific. (No idea what Jenner2 refers to. Maybe she can’t comprehend that Cheney still expresses unconditional love for his lesbian daughter.)

But then Charles chimes in, and gets updings for this:

Hell 2

Those comments are as they appeared on Little Green Footballs and have not been altered. We don’t do that here, so we wondered what in the name of Jesus H. Johnson might have happened. A few comments down, we know.

Chuck Fkk

You rock, Charles. We wouldn’t be here were it not for you.




178 Comments on “IOW “Christ, This Blog Is Fkked Up.””

  1. Bunk X says:


  2. Octopus says:

    Fatass tweetin’ like crazy, man. 😆

    RT @RichardFausset: Grayson, ky. Kim Davis rally
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  3. Octopus says:

    Gus, on the other hand, is still hating climate science and the Left. Where will it end?

    Just like the quantum bullshit..
    14 minutes ago
    Science that demands the lack of rattling cages is also not science.
    15 minutes ago
    This of course explains the fake scientism about climate change while they also accept fake science about GMOs and Fukushima.
    16 minutes ago
    Sometimes peers are wrong. If there’s even a peer review.
    17 minutes ago
    Science that demands unquestioning loyalty and adherence to the group isn’t science.
    18 minutes ago
    Billions will die! Good start.
    22 minutes ago
    I’m glad I don’t live in the UK. The UK reminds me of the Soviet Union.
    24 minutes ago
    The left is so way out of touch from working class voters it’s almost funny.
    25 minutes ago
    Jeremy Corbyn is a weirdo.
    27 minutes ago
    What’s the latest outrage?
    30 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      Uh-oh. He’s questioning quantum mechanics? Hate to break the news to you, Goosy but without QM, your Virgin Mobile phone wouldn’t work.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Gut one!!

    • That is actually pretty funny. Though, of course, Trump and his combover are going to be wiped out if he gets the GOP nomination. It will be ugly.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        I guess you missed the latest polling showing Hillary the memory damaged fool losing badly to any Republican nominee. Hell, she’s down 9 points to the socialist Sanders. You don’t get any real news in your echo chamber. Plus you think a fat, lying piece of shit, who was duped by the people he now considers to be morons, is a reliable source for … well … Anything? Maybe on how to use a fire hose for a belt. Past that, not much else. His GoFuckMe fund is proof enough that he has no real support or influence. He’s just some squawking parrot that’s been duped by a new set of masters.

      • Because olo says:

        Don’t spank Frank. He spanks himself enough.

      • Bunk X says:

        Wait until Trump shows up with a blonde flat top and ten busty brunettes.

      • Trump is a thin skinned buffoon with no substantive knowledge on anything. He is Palin with a bad toupee, and the teabaggers and dittoheads who call him a patriot (and Palin a patriot for that matter), because he says what they want to hear. They are so easily lead because they don’t think for themselves. But Trump will lead the GOP into the purgatory it’s deserved since 1968, and will laugh all the way to the bank, as all the other grifters before him who have separated teabaggers and dittoheads from more money than a “tax and spend liberal” could ever dream of doing.


      • SpaceAllah says:

        I’m not a Trump supporter. However I like the things he has been doing, particularly in the area of the press and attacking political correctness, which is one of the worst things that has ever been afflicted upon mankind. It is time that political correctness be done with so that we can speak with words that have meaning, and are not invented to obfuscate truth.

        It is pretty rich, you mentioning being easily led, because Three Chin Charlie was easily duped and led by the nose by the very people you claim to be easily led. What does it say when the guy leading the show at your site was cheering on the right and treating the left as he does the right, now?

        Exactly who is the big heavy hitter on the left that’s going to beat anyone the Republicans put up? You can reply once you fix the “h” and “a” keys on your keyboard, which you apparently knocked out of whack.

        p.s. fire hose belt.

  4. Octopus says:

    If I am not released from moderation I will be forced to roger this thread.

  5. Octopus says:

    Gus is fighting for his life, and his very soul. 😯

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky is obsessed with Kim Davis, now. So weird, the way he goes from one all-consuming mania to the next.

    • That happens often among the elderly; it’s like my grandma being obsessed that the workers at the home were stealing her underwear.

      • Octopus says:

        My wife’s grandmother was convinced there was a black guy in her closet, peeping on her when she was getting dressed. Now, I’m not saying that’s impossible, but she was 92 years old, and not exactly in her prime. Blind in one eye, and generally discombobulated. Much like our swampy friends.

  7. Bunk X says:

    It’s Saturday Night. Where’s Bagua?

    • Because olo says:

      He’s at the bakery with his daughter Baguette.

      • Octopus says:

        Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, I think he means. He’s actually dead, but he was such a gifted con-artist, he might still be conning dupes somewhere in the cosmos. Chunky was duped, you know. For eight long years. Suddenly, a vicious straight-arm from Pam Geller woke him up, and he realized he was a brain-dead libturd, all along.

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  10. Macker says:

    We don’t do that here, so we wondered what in the name of Jesus H. Johnson might have happened.

    I had no idea selrahC changed his name to HaySoose!”

  11. Pakimon says:

    Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger Panhandling Update:

    Today officially marks 4 months since Chunkles opened his gofundme account with visions of money and accolades pouring into his coffers.

    Alas, he is woefully short of his $10,000 target having been stuck at $3,135 with no donations for over a month.

    That’s approximately $25 a day if you count the initial “donations” of the first month which was $2,053.

    In the next three months, the “donations” tapered off considerably with the grand total being $1,072 or $357 and change per month.

    If you subtract the first month of “donations”, that breaks down to approximately $9 a day.

    That 4th month with $0 in “donations” was a killer.

    That may be enough to support an unemployed, drunken, gimpy legged garage dweller but for a ponytailed blog-master and Twitterwarrior with an insatiable hunger for Cheetos, Mountain Dew, relevance and attention, it is grossly inadequate.

    The Chunkster’s gofundme page has turned into an instrument of mocking and ridicule of all things corpulent and ponytailed.

    I’m amazed that he didn’t see that coming.

    No, not really… 😆

    • rightymouse says:


      • Pakimon says:

        Thanks, righty.

        Those typos always get me in the morning.

        Or when I’m using a laptop. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        No sweat, darls. 🙂
        Just didn’t want Fatso to think he had received another $10.
        Wait…he doesn’t read here. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Bet dollars to donuts that he absolutely did NOT expect this to be such a dismal failure. 🙂

      • On the one hand, he’s grifted $3000 without leaving the house. Under different circumstances, that’s a win.

        But on the other, everyone now knows he was only able to get $3000 from a public campaign of panhandling and repeated begging. So….

        Let’s hope he puts the $3k to good use

      • Because olo says:

        Yeah. It’s getting harder and harder to find air cooled VW parts these days.

      • Arachne says:

        And Chen, since withdrawals aren’t reflected, it would not surprise me that he takes money out and puts it back whenever his pathetic online begging bowl is mocked so he shows a heft donation to keep people from laughing and pointing.

        Hell, I remember when he started this and I joked that he wouldn’t hit the total until Labor Day. Now I think all he can hope for is generous Loozards at Christmas.

    • At this rate, I will make more money selling scifi e-books (my hobby) than Charles will make on his GFM to “fight the right wing.”

      Here is the link for my latest, if any of you are into that. I am paying a Mormon Missionary bud to update my website, so it will look cooler.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        At this rate I would make more money cleaning my basement and putting up a bunch of stuff on E-bay. There’s still E-bay, right? Shows how long it’s been since I cleaned the basement.

      • Because olo says:

        Imagine Toot cleaning his OFFICE!

      • Octopus says:

        We have an ongoing Ebay store going, which started with my wife forcing me to clean out the basement and garage. God, how I resented that. My precious stuff. Which is mostly gone, thank God. Now, she takes in stuff from other family members and sells it, taking a reasonable commission. I bet she’s made over $10K over the past five years. 😆 (sorry, Chunky…your epic fail is just too funny not to laugh)

      • Come to think of it, I made more at the moving sale when I moved outta my house this year than Chunky Sinclair has made on his GoFundMe

    • I says:

      Maybe you guys could send emergency aid to him?

  12. rightymouse says:

    Re: Heysoos Fatso…

  13. rightymouse says:

    Fatso the FKIA..

  14. rightymouse says:

    Am leaving for a Labor Day BBQ soon. Was asked to bring my potstickers, eggrolls & curried shrimp. Son has been helping me in the kitchen. 🙂

  15. Pakimon says:

    Chuckles edited the blurb on his Twitter account.

    Scientist of love. Guitarist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau, & others. Nerd. Founder, programmer and chief bottle washer of Little Green Footballs.

    “chief bottle washer”?

    It’d be a lot easier just to throw those urine filled Mountain Dew bottles in the trash rather than dump them out and “wash” them.

    Money must be tight at “Casa de la Chunkles”. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      And another crap photo of oceanic oblivion and smog, with the end of a pier or something for scale. LOL

    • Because olo says:

      “Scientist of love”. Lololol. He understands neither. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Your wife says otherwise.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh please Fatass. You could even find your penis under your pannus, much less be able to Aim it toward anything.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        The best you can muster amounts to a ‘yo mamma’ joke? Three Chin Charlie is so fat, he looks at the menu, and hands it back with an ‘ok.’ Three Chin Charlie so fat, when cuts himself shaving, gravy comes out.

      • Bunk X says:

        3-Chin Charlie takes two trips to haul ass.
        3-Chin Charlie hums a song and it sounds like “Blublublublublublublub.”
        3-Chin Charlie walks into a room and the dewpoint rises, clouds form and the a/c ices up.
        3-Chin Charlie’s Oreck vacuum cleaner doesn’t work because he sucks more that it does.
        3-Chin Charlie’s empty Mountain Dew bottles collapse themselves as a defense mechanism.
        3-Chin Charlie takes out the trash. No one else will date him.
        3-Chin Charlie sports a ponytail to hide the buttcrack that starts at the back of his neck.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      This is the one that used to say “code monkey”. Then the retarded idiot realized he was admitting to being an ham-fisted amateur. Which is counter to the fiction he wants to falsely purvey of him being some kind of web coding expert. The actual truth is that he’s just a side man guitarist. And his web skills are self taught, reverse engineered and out of date even when not hosed up and wrong. He tries everything out first on his LGF guinea pigs who are forbidden to complain and only allowed fawning comments like “Gee you must be super smart to know all that fancy stuff!” And “Way better than I could ever do”. Per Alexa his site loads slower than 68% of the sites on the interwebz. Some expert.

    • Bunk X says:

      Casa De Pipi.

  16. Because olo says:

  17. Because olo says:

    Some sage advice from a pro for Toot:

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    This is why we can’t have nice things.…
    57 minutes ago

    No it’s because you can’t get anyone but a few idiots to pay you for being a shithead on the internet.

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  21. Juan Epstein says:

    “Scientist of Love”. 63. Alone. Childless.

    “Guitarist for…” Present tense.

    “Nerd” LOLWUT??

  22. Because olo says:

    Use the correlator tool, Toot. The correlator tool…

  23. Because olo says:

    Just like Austrians should speak Austrian.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      And Obama mentioned the Austrian language. There’s American English, but there is no Austrian language. Or 57 states, for that matter.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      63 year old using unflattering pics of his enemies while using a 20 year 150 lb ago avatar.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        He’d piss himself if Palin flirted with Thre Chin Charlie. She looks damn good for her age. On the other hand, as noted, Charles can’t bring himself to use a current photo much less one from the last decade. He’s a straight up coward.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Is Chunkles trying to make fun of her looks with that bullshit freeze frame shot? Because here’s what she really looks like from the same interview:

      Jeezuz H Christ she’s frickin’ gorgeous. And here’s what Chunky McFartpants looks like circa 8 years ago.

      OMG. Think how fat and ugly he must be now!

      • Bunk X says:

        That photo of Charles was taken using a Vaseline screen.

      • Octopus says:

        Fatass critiquing the lovely and patriotic Palin is too funny, especially considering how he used to stick up for her and hate on the “insane Left” when they were attacking her in a frenzy of fear, in 2008. Look at yourself, Chunky. Now look at Sarah. Now go stick your head in the nearest toilet, and flush.

    • Just about every Brit I’ve met does, in fact, say we speak ‘American’. Hell, we even spell some of our words the way we want.
      STFU, Charlatan.

      • Arachne says:

        Yep. We had a lawyer from London in our office who told me (and I was flattered) that I spoke English rather than American.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I can’t frickkin’ understand half the things said to me in the UK. Not the words, the slang or the accent!

        We’ve evolved our own version of the language, absolutely. Not in formal writing so much as colloquial english.

  24. Minnow says:

    a disingenuous prick, if you ask me.

    Barry, the fat and stupid attention whore who is too stupid to know when to shut up.

    Good thing he never reads here.


  25. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, who has the bigger rear end? Debbie Wasserman Idiot? Or Shrillary?

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Can you believe they take a freeze frame of a celeb or public figure to make them look ridiculous. Like this for instance.

    When the person really looks like this.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fact: Christians enjoy a highly privileged status in America. When they whine about being persecuted it’s just grotesque.
    1 hour ago
    If you actually believe Kim Davis is being persecuted for being a Christian, I’m not going to candy-coat it: you’re a moron.
    1 hour ago

    Spoken like a true Christianaphobic bigot. Why does Chunkles McFartso Johnson hate Christians so much? Is it because they’re different from him? Or because he fears them? I wish he’d just come out and say which it is.

    • Because olo says:

      Somebody needs to splain to Toot what a fact is.

      Pro tip: it’s not a blanket assertion.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Not “Christians”, WHITE Christians.

      He has a problem with people that look like him, albeit thinner, being superstitious and spiritual when he’s not.

      Non white Christians are a different story. They’re primitive and spiritual and naive. They don’t know any better. They are the “other”. They do it with Indians (feather, not dot) too.

      It’s typical post modernism. Anything non white and pre Christian is superior.

      Somehow they have no problem with the logic of talking wind trees and mountains.

      • Juan Epstein says:

        In short, he’s a anti White Christian bigot and anti-Semite wrapped in a Social Justice Shahid suicide vest.

      • The entire ‘back-to-nature’ idiocy can be placed at the feet of Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Enlightenment philosophe for sure, but a tad naive, IMHO.

        But he did have something to say inre: the lunacy of our current anti-
        white Christian terrorists:

        “No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.”

        Substitute ‘progressive’ for “true believer” and ‘Christian’ for “atheist”.

      • Because olo says:

        “Anything non white and pre Christian is superior.”

        You know who the white pre-Christian romanticists are.

        The Toots hate them so much precisely because they’re their ideological cousins.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Good point. He is specifically anti white/Christian hating. What does that make him? A white anglo-phobic Christianophobe?

  28. Because olo says:

    Oy. That picture up on Drudge is worth 1000 Spanky spanks.

    • Because olo says:

      Know sumpin? Taking a very close look, I do believe that she’s one of those transblond impostors. Cisblonds like me resent that heritage appropriation.

      Burn the witch.

    • Octopus says:

      I have a hard time imagining a less pleasant place to party, than the Burning Man desert hellhole. I think it’s hilarious, that the rich techies are splurging on air-conditioning, chefs and luxury sand-Hilton accomodations, while the dumb hippie-types are scorching their asses off in the blistering heat. 😆

      The racial aspect? Oh, how shocking. How upsetting, that black people don’t like to camp out in the desert with white pilgrims on acid. I think I need to go protest somewhere. Chunky, where will we set up our card table and beach umbrella? Maybe we could sell lemonade, along with the race-baiting pamphlets.

    • Bunk X says:

      The comments on that one are worth a perusal.

      • Octopus says:

        How much is a perusal worth, these days? Less than a euro, or more?

        I love the comments section, of any online source with the gall to maintain one anymore. So horrible and racist, and yet so honest and well-meaning. Humans out from under their masks. The Left doesn’t come out looking any better than the Right, Fatass. The Old You certainly knew that. This New-ish Horrible Gross You is confused, for the time being.

      • Bunk X says:

        More that a couple of quatloos and a suitcase of kwatchas. I love it when the politically correct chew up their own brethren for not being politically correct enough.

      • Octopus says:

        Change from the inside of a population that is disproportionately white compared to the demographics of Nevada, the United States, and the globe?

        “I hope I haven’t said anything too incendiary,” Harvey concluded.

        You’re a real card, Mr. Burning Man. 😈

  29. Octopus says:

    I wouldn’t mind going back to Hydra, where there were no cars or other motorized vehicles, besides the boats that dropped you off and took you home. They had donkeys and mules, if you needed land transport other than walking. They had about 3000 semi-feral cats on the island, too, trained to purr and beg for food from the tourists. It was pretty cool, even for someone like me with cat-allergies. The ouzo seemed to control the symptoms.

  30. Minnow says:

    They just started showing Wasserman’s hind end on the TV. It’s yoooooge.

  31. Octopus says:

    After the guitar solo, I felt compelled to go and listen back to some of Chunky’s epic tweedly noodles. It was the orange jumpsuit that made them pop, I guess. Wow, that was some awesome soulless noodling! 😯

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Three Chin Charlie has no actual musical talent. I like swing jazz, but that fusion stuff is lost on me. So to me he sounds like Tommy Chong noodling around. Notes out of key, out of time. He was just some guy to fill a spot, which is why he’s not in demand today. Most musicians try to continue to grow by making their own music. Three Chin Charlie decided to grow in a different way, thus creating the fire hose belt. He should try to sell that on QVC, but then everyone would then see he now has his own gravitational field.

  32. Octopus says:

    Here’s a recent shot of Debbie Wasserman at the beach…

    I really should make a calendar. Get rich or die tryin’!

  33. Because olo says:

    After reading this, I no longer feel guilty about throwing eggs at Toot. Even if he is mentally challenged.

  34. Because olo says:

    Hey scientist of love…

  35. Octopus says:

    You’re saying they’re Muslims, now? That’s kind of racist.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      “Research” in your “Office.”

      LOL. What a loser.

      And a bigot.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Not only that, it’s a bad idea to bring up the subject of 5 minutes of research. Everyone buying Chunky Fartson’s new con job should spend 5 minutes of research and find out he was a wingnut racist liberal basher for eight years who loved him some Pam Geller, Sarah Palin and made Rush Limbaugh an honorary registrant at his Little Green Racist Fuckers blog. He also called liberals moonbats, Idiotarians, pond scum, useful idiots (for Muslim terrorists), serial liars, hoaxers, purveyors of fake narratives and so much more. Er…less. Anyway everyone should spend the 5 minutes before believing Fartso’s bs conjob lies. Why does he do it? Hint: he wants you to give him money.

  36. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fascinating to see mainstream conservatives using “cuckservative” and “SJW” – terms that bubbled up from the white supremacist fever swamp.
    30 minutes ago

    It’s a casual hate-filled lie typical of SJW scum like Chunkles. Neither term is from white supremacists. You could say that some from the WS camp have adopted cuckservative. But per Wikpedia it just means a mainstream conservative who’s enthralled with liberal values more than conservative values. And hence to be despised.

    Here’s the definition of SJW of which Chunkles Fartson proudly counts himself among – this according to Urban Dictionary:

    Top definition #1

    A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A social justice warrior, or SJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the groups they are fighting on behalf of. They typically repeat points from whoever is the most popular blogger or commenter of the moment, hoping that they will “get SJ points” and become popular in return. They are very sure to adopt stances that are “correct” in their social circle.

    The SJW’s favorite activity of all is to dogpile. Their favorite websites to frequent are Livejournal and Tumblr. They do not have relevant favorite real-world places, because SJWs are primarily civil rights activists only online..

  37. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The Republican Party is a danger to the entire world: GOP to attack climate pact at home and abroad…
    32 minutes ago

    LOL! Hyperbolic retard tweet of the day. I guess poor Chunkles didn’t get the memo