Massive fail: Kim Davis is a Democrat! Update: Mr. Toot responds

Mr. Toot goes on a rant slamming Republicans for the actions of Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis.

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One huge problem, Kim Davis is a Democrat!

Because she is an elected official, Davis, a Democrat, can’t be fired from the position for refusing to comply with the court order. 

This is a huge fail for Mr. Toot.

Update: 3 Hours after this post went up at 5:00 PM EST, Mr. Toot responds to the revelation that Kim Davis is a Democrat.


Remember, Charles does not read here!

(Update Hat Tip: Swamprat)


205 Comments on “Massive fail: Kim Davis is a Democrat! Update: Mr. Toot responds”

    • Arachne says:

      Like any of us would click on a link you provide.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Back to defend the lying, chickenshit POS Three Chin Charlie? Why are you here?

    • If this really is Chunky sockpuppetting this blog, I real don’t know if that is more or less pathetic than one of Chunky’s dim little cultists dropping by to… do whatever it is it thinks it’s doing.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        I’m not Charles, dittohead. He doesn’t need me to defend him. I’m here to amuse myself at your expense.

      • Pakimon says:

        Chunkles may not need a pathetic sock puppet to defend him but he does need someone to donate to his gofundme page.

        It’s been over a month since his last “donation”. 😆

        And Ron Jeremy amuses himself at frank’s mom’s keister’s expense.

      • Arachne says:

        Yes you are. If you weren’t you wouldn’t go to such lengths to tell us you weren’t.
        Because, what are you doing here, if not “looking out” for him? What’s the point of your childish harassment? It’s a site devoted to showing you for the ignorant twit you are. No other reason for you to show up.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        Doesn’t matter if you are Charles are not. If you’re not him, you’re defending him by proxy. Which means it is all the same. Your presence here means you can’t stand that Three Chin Charlie can’t control what people say about him, especially when it is the truth. Say what you may, Charlie did use personal information obtained solely from PayPal donations and used that to publicly name people on his blog who supported him. Only because *his* politics changed. Whatever side of the political spectrum you may find yourself, using personal information from DONATIONS to public identify people simply because you can is pretty low. This is why no one trusts Three Chin Charlie, because he stole the Three Course Chewing Gum from Wonka and now has to use a fire belt for a hose. Trust and respect are earned, and Charlie has made sure that he has thoroughly destroyed any goodwill he once had. So now he’s equally despised by the left and the right. Takes a special kind of asshole for everyone to hate.

      • Because olo says:

        Spaceallah, that logic is getting awfully close to Toot’s 6-degrees logic.

        VLAAMS BELANG!!!

      • ” I’m here to amuse myself at your expense.” – Frank Sinclair

        You have got to be kidding me. There’s a whole big world out there and *this* is how you amuse yourself?

        That’s even more pathetic than my original musing.

        You have made me truly sad.

        Try and get out sometime, guy.

  1. Arachne says:

    Hey FATS, did you have any trouble with Attorney General Jerry Brown unilaterally deciding that he would not defend the lawsuit brought against Proposition 8, passed by the voters of California. I believe his reason for failing to do so was because he didn’t BELIEVE the voters were correct.

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    You are the Leftist version of this chick, Dawg.

  3. Because boobies! says:

    • Erick Son of Erick needs to go away. Talk about “chunky.”

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, but standing next to YOU, Fatty, he looks anorexic.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        Last time I checked, Erickson didn’t backstab his donators by revealing their personal information because he no longer agreed with their politics. It takes a complete piece of shit to do something like that, come to think of it, a really big piece. You actually defend that, making you an even sorrier piece of shit. So carry your ass, even if you need a wheelbarrow to do it.

  4. About 1/3 of Democrats still oppose same sex marriage, so this really isn’t shocking.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Stanky has GOT to be the most boring troll EVAH.

  6. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 20m20 minutes ago

    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Kim Davis is a registered Democrat?

    So this sort of association is an indication of simple-mindedness worthy of ridicule?
    Excellent! That means we’ve been doing it right! Thanks for the reassurance.

  7. JimboXL says:

    It should be a joyous day for all progressive pigs, their greatest dreams have come true, finally a person going to jail for their Christian beliefs in America. Next, jail time for climate change deniers.

  8. Because olo says:

    Leaving the Toot stupidity aside, I have to smack Huck a couple times for that most ignorant bit of wannabe legal scholarship. He’s almost as dumb as Toot.

    That’s really bad, Mikey.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      In my universe, she doesn’t HAVE to marry gay people. Nobody can MAKE her do it.

      She’s free to quit her job, anytime, if she can’t uphold the law.

      • high-speed pineapple says:

        She shouldn’t be in jail….. they should have reassigned her to a comparable government job.

      • Because olo says:

        As I understand it, she’s directly elected. That makes reassignment unpossible. Still, I think the judge has penis adequacy issues.

      • swamprat says:

        OMG! It actually happened.
        She is being jailed because she refused to participate in gay Marriage!
        If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry one, they said.
        No one is forcing you to marry a gay person, they said.

        They were wrong.

        “Will you marry me” “No” “Take her to Jail!”

        That we would live to see this day.

      • Because olo says:

        They actually gave her a choice: jail or Jill. She chose jail. She chose wisely.

  9. swamprat says:

    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Anthony Weiner is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Lois Lerner is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Sen. Leland Yee is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Franklin Raines is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Tony Rezko is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Maxine Waters is a registered Democrat?
    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that Barney Frank is a registered Democrat?

  10. swamprat says:

    How ridiculously simple-minded do you have to be to think it matters *at all* that
    Anthony Weiner,
    Maxine Waters,
    Sen. Leland Yee,
    Tony Rezko,
    Rod Blagojevich,
    ….are all registered Democrats?

  11. kbdabear says:

    When you need to deflect after being corrected again….


  12. Minnow says:

    Tom Brady is a liar and a cheater. The king is dead

    The king is dead.

    • Because olo says:

      Flaccid balls. Not good.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Wait until all the NFL defenses get a crack at Tom*Brady. (I’m including the asterix in his name from now on.) He’ll see what Michael Vick has been experiencing for the past few years. Of course, Brady* will whine like a little beeyotch every time he gets knocked down, unlike Vick.

      • Because olo says:

        BTW – this story dropped off the radar several month ago, and what kept it going is the exact same Canadian statistics wizards as the ones who broke Mann’s hockey stick. You can find some very sophisticated analysis of the flat balls at Climate Audit.

        McIntyre and McClintock can smell bullshit 1000 miles away. Don’t even try to bullshit them.

      • Because olo says:


      • Because olo says:

        *Don’t try to BS a Canuck Scotsman. They be smart and stubborn.

      • Arachne says:

        I found it very interesting that after Spygate, New England didn’t win a single Super Bowl. Suddenly they win again, but have been found, yet again, to have cheated. Yeah, nothing to see here, move on.

        And really, Rush, could you please stop calling Brady the “marquee” player in the league and that we all envy him because he’s sooooo handsome and sooooo talented and always gets the pretty girl?

        Peyton and Breezy hold the records, they ARE nice guys and Breezy’s as good looking as Brady. And Breezy didn’t dump his pregnant girlfriend when the super model came along.

  13. Minnow says:

    This society went from one where honor, loyalty and everything good ruled, to one where anything goes and the law is for everyone else. What can I get away with today?

    What a shame.

    And it is pukes like little Barry who demonstrate this shit attitude and pontificate on the virtues of being dickheads every single day.

    What happened to the Golden Rule?

    Barry hasn’t had one good thing to say about anything positive in….?

    how long?

    no one knows.

    ….and, now, Americans are viewed negatively around the world. We have nothing to offer. We are no longer respected.

    Thank you to every loser piece of shit out there.

    Such respect for all of those who went before you and who gave the ultimate sacrifice for something good and worthy that they believed in.

    For Barry (and pieces of shit like him) to even stop and contemplate what this means is impossible.

    Yes, truly a shame.

  14. ISpeakJive says:

    I just had to fill out the Census. It asks ethnicity and you must give details. White and (ex. French, Polish, English, German, etc.)

    I filled out the box:

    My family has been here almost 400 years. I’M AMERICAN.

    That’s all they care about. What are you? How brown are you????

    They’ll probably ring the doorbell for clarification one of these days.


    • high-speed pineapple says:

      I got one too….. I just glossed over it and answered without detail….. fuck em.

      Coming to my door would not be wise…… I get real cranky when warranted.

      • Because olo says:

        Now now. Toot’s going to call that a death threat.

      • Minnow says:

        “They” want Section 8 Housing in your neighborhood now.

      • Because olo says:

        Good luck with that out in the boonies. These geniuses who are always bitching about how people don’t want to live in their fabulous multicultural cities, and live in the burbs, are just going to force normal people further out into the outer boonies.

        Who the fuck needs cities anyway, with internet everywhere?

      • Because olo says:

        And if they think that gangstas are going to live cheek-to-jowl with rednecks, they really have a lot to learn about the redneck code of honor. We be law abiding. They have no idea what happens when somebody in our midst decides not to be, but they’re about to learn.

      • high-speed pineapple says:

        Toot calls “pot calling the kettle black” racsis. Fuck him too.

      • Because olo says:

        And yes, I feel extremely safe living in a place where the neighbors have a small armory, and it takes the sheriff 45 minutes to get to. I behave myself, and so does everybody else. Woe unto the poor fool who decides not to behave himself here.

    • Minnow says:

      Deeeamn – are we neighbors!?

  15. high-speed pineapple says:

    I hope Trump starts hammering and focusing on sanctuary city lawbreakers in stark contrast to the penalty of a lone individual, Kim Davis. He would gain major traction with that.

  16. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

  17. Because olo says:

    Oh, shit. The wino’s on the soapbox.

  18. Bunk X says:

    • Because olo says:

      Prego belongs in the kitchen. How elsa you maka the spaget?

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Thing is In Three Chin Charlie’s cartoon world, there is only normal and ‘bad craziness’ and nothing in between. And ‘bad craziness’ means right wing, conservative, Republican – basically a paintbrush a mile wide and an inch deep. Kinda like Charlie’s new fire hose belt. There is no depth or complexity in Charlie’s world. Everyone that doesn’t share his world view is stark raving insane and inhuman. It’s a cartoon world for Charlie boy. The rest of us understand that there are infinite shades of grey and not just black or white. Although sometimes it is just a matter of right and wrong that he still manages to get wrong, because he’s a buffoon who can’t pronounce milieu.

  19. Octopus says:

    Gus is having some kind of existential crisis, it would appear. MIA all day yesterday, and then raving about the evils of Twitter last night. He’s been spouting all kinds of heresy about global climate chaos OMFG of late. Ripping on the Left in other snide comments, as well. What’s happening? Could it be he’s finally seen the light (of day)? Is he out pounding the pavement, looking for a way to contribute to society?

    I doubt it, but I’m rooting for ya, Gustavo.

  20. Arachne says:

    And what is the “Establishment” Clause, there, Sparky. Separation of Church and State is found in a letter to the Danbury Baptist Church written by Thomas Jefferson. The Constitution only advises that CONGRESS shall make no law establishing religion (i.e., a national Church). States, by the way, were free to go ahead and establish one if they wanted.

    Oh, and I’m sure we can expect the same righteous indignation from you the next time Government agencies in varying capacities deny equal protection to Chick-fil-A because of their Christian views, am I correct?

  21. Octopus says:

    Thanks for the boring night! Later.
    9 hours ago
    I should come back for all the negativity tomorrow.
    9 hours ago
    God is coming to get you!
    9 hours ago
    Leftists are also smarter than Kim Davis. Another great standard bearer.
    9 hours ago
    All I know is that some of y’all are smarter than Bobby Jindal. That ain’t saying much.
    9 hours ago
    Anyway, just wasted another night when I should have been sleeping.
    9 hours ago
    Yeah, you’re a scientist because you “believe” in the climate change. Everyone else is an idiot. LOL.
    9 hours ago
    That’s what’s neat about being a lefty scientist. All you have to do is BELIEVE in climate change and you’re a scientist. LOL!
    9 hours ago
    You are a true practitioner of science because you can repeat Newsweek talking points about climate change. Heh.
    9 hours ago
    Make meth jokes while your allegedly super intellectual favorite actor died of a heroin overdoes. But, you have an advanced degree.
    9 hours ago

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Those are awesome! Clearly directed at Fatboy and his ilk, AKA The Scientist of Looove.

      • Arachne says:

        Like he’s seeing any LURVE these days.
        I love picturing Icarus Sweatpants going into a bar and trying to pick up a couple of cute co-eds. And one of them leans over and asks if the Homeless get in free….

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    So it turns out Hillary’s peeps don’t know what wiping means. Explains the smell.

    At least Chunk has the excuse he can’t reach that far any more.

  23. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    You are a true practitioner of science because you can repeat Newsweek talking points about climate change. Heh.
    9 hours ago

    Been trying to get that through your skulls for several years.


  24. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    That’s what’s neat about being a lefty scientist. All you have to do is BELIEVE in climate change and you’re a scientist. LOL!
    9 hours ago

    You’ve just now noticed the Left’s real hatred of actual science?

    Is it truly better late than never?

    • Because olo says:

      Looks like he got into the Truth Sterno. With extra pentothol for a ‘special’ kick.

    • Octopus says:

      I think Gustavo felt the first chilly blast of the coming Denver snowmageddon, and had a revelation. Better locate a decent space-heater this year, son. It’s going to be a cold bitch.

  25. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Charles Johnson
    Sep 3, 2015 • 10:39:35pm
    Jim Hoft just lets his hypocrisy hang out all over the place.

    Trump did not know the terror leaders with their repective Islamist organization.
    So what.

    Yeah! So what!

    Because Chunkles McFartle knows hypocricy when he is it. I mean sees it.

    • Arachne says:

      He mistook Qud for Kurds
      And how many intelligence briefings is HE getting a day, FATASS?
      Why hasn’t the world savior done anything about them already?

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Trick question, since to Obama those are allies.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Obama didn’t know how car insurance works.

      When I was young, just got out of college, I had to buy auto insurance. I had a beat-up old car. And I won’t name the name of the insurance company, but there was a company — let’s call it Acme Insurance in Illinois. And I was paying my premiums every month. After about six months I got rear-ended and I called up Acme and said, I’d like to see if I can get my car repaired, and they laughed at me over the phone because really this was set up not to actually provide insurance; what it was set up was to meet the legal requirements. But it really wasn’t serious insurance.

      Now, it’s one thing if you’ve got an old beat-up car that you can’t get fixed. It’s another thing if your kid is sick, or you’ve got breast cancer.

      Dumbass didn’t know the difference between collision and comprehensive. That’s his fault. Not the insurance company.

      • SpaceAllah says:

        Additionally, he should have been dealing with the insurance of the people who hit him. Not his company. Again, DUH

      • Octopus says:

        What an imbecile. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah – hello? You were hit, dumbshit – it’s the job of the person who hit you to make you whole.

        Made up story.

      • Because olo says:

        That smells like 200 proof bullshit on a pogo stick.

      • swamprat says:

        Actually a very good analogy: ObamaCare forces everyone to get comprehensive insurance for themselves while, at the same time, subsidizing it for others.
        Also tying a good deal of the costs onto American businesses.

        Socialized HealthCare that is a burden to both the common citizen and domestic Industry:
        this HAS to be a unique American invention.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Breitbart Hack Ben Shapiro: The Arrest of Anti-Gay Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Is “Tyranny”
    14 hours ago

    Because having a job makes you a hack? Let us know next time you’re on Dr. Drew’s TV show Chunky McDirtbag.

    Hmmmm. Where is Chunky’s web disaster on this chart. It’s not a trick question.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    That was actually an old graphic from 2012 not long after Andrew died and right after the Breitbart new site revamp when Chunky was mocking them for killing their website (yes really!):

    Here’s current Alexa data on
    Global Rank
    Global rank icon 1,114
    436 # of positions moved UPWARD in the last 3 months
    Rank in United States
    United States Flag 284

    The same for Chunky’s web disaster:
    Global Rank
    Global rank icon 77,941
    313 # of positions moved DOWNWARD in the last 3 months
    Rank in United States
    United States Flag 18,549

    Jeezy pete! Does Chunkles know how to crater a website or what?? Did I do the math wrong or is Chunky’s moonbat sludge hole nearly 78 Xs LESS popular than Breitbart. And that’s 3 years without their visionary leader and founder.

    • high-speed pineapple says:

      But he’s not irrelevant because he says so.

      What a joke.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s only as relevant as we allow him to be, as we are the only ones in the whole world who pay the slightest attention to his idiocy. We enjoy watching his flailing about, the whole fat-kid-falling thing he’s turned into a comic art form, unintentionally.

      • ISpeakJive says:


        That’s pretty much true. Nobody pays him no never mind these days, ‘cept to swat him away like a housefly.

  28. Because olo says:

    Oh, fer crikey’s sake…

    • kbdabear says:

      So Foy tweeted a dry joke about what she saw as the different ways society responds to different deaths: “I can’t believe so many people care about a dead cop and NO ONE has thought to ask what he did to deserve it. He had creepy perv eyes …”

      Attacks and smears a dead man, no wonder Toot feels such fellowship with this vile bitch, who of course when told what a piece of shit she is immediately cries “I’m being threatened, I’M A VICTIM!!!!”

      Nice friends you got there, Toot

      • Because olo says:

        Like Toot, she’s fat. So they have that.

      • Octopus says:

        Even this brain-dead fatty isn’t desperate enough to give Dear Fatass the time of day. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Now the butterball is saying “I meant uh….why do people care differently…” Oh bullshit. The only thing missing from this bitch’s whine is that her account got hacked. She was trying to be a shitbag SJW and it backfired on her.

  29. kbdabear says:

    Not surprising that Toot is besties with one of the most vile, vicious of the SJW’s. This woman is worse than even Mad Mandy Marcotte.

    Allan Brauer, Neil Rauhauser, The Speedway Bomber, Barrett Brown, Amanda Marcotte, Ed Schultz, Randi Lee Harper… you sure know how to pick your friends, Toot…

    • Octopus says:

      She’s a furry, I see. You need to get yourself a suit made of nice plush fake fur, Chunky. Perhaps a big woolly mammoth suit? That would be kind of slimming, for ya, if you get it made in a nice dark color.

  30. Octopus says:

    Something’s not right in Gustavo-ville. Might be looking for a place to hide out, this winter. Hoops? You got that sweat lodge, this year? Gus is ready for the whiskey and naked wrestling you offered before. Anything to stay warm.

  31. Because olo says:

    OMG, we’re in deep poopie if this is indicative of who studies engineering these days.

    She named her Barbie Jeep Charline, though. She’s got that going for her.

  32. Juan Epstein says:

    Love seeing the mid east experts that needed to Google”Tahir” (and yes, there’s a comment stream with them all scurrying around trying to figure out what it meant) rip into anyone about anything to do with mid east and terror.

    And where to start with the fat chick being a victim and not the dead cop?

  33. Juan Epstein says:

    I bet you Trump doesnt think that Weiners cock could possibly be his.

  34. ISpeakJive says:

    It rained all day today, so I played hooky and finished “The Martian” by Andy Weir.

    Loved it. It was all sciency and shit. I doubt TOOT could follow the math. Or the chemistry. Or the physics. Or the plot. 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    Welp. Think I’ve had enough of Twitter already. Again.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    I’ve met people like this in real life. They’re weird.
    1 hour ago
    DSCC doesn’t pay attention to a couple of neurotics on Twitter.
    1 hour ago
    Spare me with the shrill Kos kids primary talk tonight.
    1 hour ago
    Would it be impossible to eat yogurt if it was frozen? Shouldn’t it be called chilled yogurt?
    1 hour ago
    Canned beer leads to lots of burping.
    1 hour ago
    Frozen yogurt is a gateway drug to Zima.…
    1 hour ago
    Forgot I had another pack of smokes.
    1 hour ago

    Beer. Yogurt. Zima. Smokes.

    I think he’s taken up residence inside the Safeway stockroom!

  36. Octopus says:

    Fatass getting owned by twitter-nazis. 😆

    • Juan Epstein says:

      So squirmy and slimey.

      • swamprat says:

        non-disclaimer disclaimer
        The “larger point of the article” being any mud the “writer” thinks might stick

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot never outwardly gives writing credit on Twitter when he thinks it’s fantastic. But when it gets fact checked, Toot immediately throws the writer under the bus with “I didn’t write it and I don’t necessarily agree with it but look at the bigger point it makes”

      Kind of like his denial that he knew in advance that Killgore was going to moby Hot Air with racist comments and approved of it if he didn’t downright tell Killgore to do it with his laughable denial of “I don’t condone what Killgore did but it did show how Hot Air commenters are racists while Ed and Allah did nothing about it!”

  37. swamprat says:


    9/04/2015 9:19:06 am PDT



    re: #274 Jenner7

    Obama’s veto will stand up, but there will be no fillibuster. And this is good because it will require him to formally reject the advice of the Congress. Which means that when Iran cheats on the agreement it will be known who should be blamed.

    • Because olo says:

      Well, Toot. This is what you’re stuck with now, because you tossed 15,000 others overboard. Live by the stick…

      • swamprat says:

        If he honestly went left because of ethics, then all good. He stood for his principles in the face of counter opinion and held his ground

        He made that decision after HuffPo got sold for a staggering sum. Likewise his change spun quickly into a rather unthinking reactionary vilification of the right.

        He is maintaining that his is the moral high ground. So be it.

        The odd part is his insistent cry that all who feel differently are less moral than his own worthy self. That is a little

        whatever, that implication that one is right and all others wrong is exactly what he sees as a flawed attribute in religion.

        This is of course, tribalism at its most basic:

    • swamprat says:

      Right up there with ObamaCare; he can’t even blame the republicans for this one.

      …..You guys didn’t block me!
      …..You guys let me shoot off my own foot!
      …..So Israel lost 4 million souls and Iran got wiped off the face of the earth; how is that MY fault?
      …..Bush started it.
      …..This was in retaliation for a movie with less cinematic standards than a Bevis and Butthead cartoon.
      ….If I had a muslim nation, it would look like Iran.

  38. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 4h4 hours ago

    Group Attacking Planned Parenthood Linked to Extremists (links to article referencing The Southern Poverty Law Center)

    Doesn’t even see the irony.

    What next, a slur against republicans from “Stormfront”?
    A call for civility from Lawrence O’Donnell?
    An ethics allegation from Tony Rezko?

  39. Bunk X says:

  40. Octopus says:

    Whatever. Count me out of future plans.
    39 minutes ago
    40 minutes ago
    Drink. It might be your last drink.
    42 minutes ago
    No one cares.
    44 minutes ago
    Don’t matter.
    44 minutes ago
    Some day I’ll be the perfect liberal.
    45 minutes ago
    All true liberals have college degrees and are smarter than most people. So they tell me.
    46 minutes ago
    I don’t have a BA or MAArch nor do I know Revit so I can’t comment. So my liberal designer betters tell me.
    47 minutes ago
    Talking past each other now.
    51 minutes ago
    There’s no turning back. Once the song is in the vein. Shut yer yammer mate.
    52 minutes ago

    This is really getting sad. Walk it off, Gus. Down the alley on the upwind leg.

  41. Bunk X says:

    Hunh. I did too.

  42. swamprat says:

    Quite possibly, the first time ever, that a captain has staged a mutiny against his crew.

    “I’m takin’ this rowboat and striking out for that wee, treeless, desolate, deserted Island!”


    “Don’t try to stop me, you bigoted, superstitious, atavistic throwback!”

    First Mate Buxom would like a word…

    “First Mate! Not even a kiss!”

    Zombie.. “No!”… Breitbart?… “NO!” …Bill Whittle? “ARRRGH!” …Iowahawk?

    “Bigots each and every one of you!”

    We don’t feel like bigots

    “Well I feel that ye are! and I am striking out on my own with a few hand-chosen of my own crew!

    Three anti-semites, two furries, an unknown number of questionable gender, rabid commies, a cluster of people who scuttled the ship before and several whose rationality have been degraded by ideologies, physical disabilities, drugs and mental hardships?
    We were side-by-side with them.

    “I’ve set my course and I will not waver! Stand aside and let me to my rowboat!”

    Let down the davit-tackles and put the tender on the water!

  43. swamprat says:

    Is the Gulag Machine broken?

    Charles Johnson

    @jkfecke Please report this psycho for harassment – he’s been stalking me on Twitter for years and has been suspended many times.
    10:41 PM – 4 Sep 2015
    0 retweets 0 favorites

    Why don’t you get with “Shoq” and “GottaLaff” and the rest of the Gulag crew?
    Aren’t you going to twit to @safety and @support? Has the ban bully gotten hamstrung?
    There was no twitter gulag. That’s why you first bragged about it, then denied it, next deleted your history of it and finally lied about it.

  44. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Bunk X says:

        Barbie’s about to get whacked for tweeting.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’d say she’s in for a bra-snapping as well, but I think Chunkles is intimidated by her.

      • kbdabear says:

        Toot of course whines about “stalking me for years” and tells others to rat Barbie out to Twitter. Why don’t you report it yourself, Toot? Maybe some issues with false reporting?

      • rightymouse says:

        I see Barbie’s alive & well. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        And cruising around the internet in her pink jeep. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Report for WHAT? Nothing Barbie has ever said can be construed as harassment. They’re on to you Fartface and have realized you pull the same shit you complain about. Maybe there was an email to their Legal Deaprtment to check out YOUR harassment of others that has gone unreported.(because everyone else on Twitter isn’t a stomps-footed 5-year-old).

      • Bunk X says:

        Why won’t Charles F. Johnson let BBQ Sandwich retweet him?

  45. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is scared of Trump. LOL!

  46. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Death Threats to Abortion Providers Soar After Bogus Planned Parenthood Videos
    2 hours ago

    Well as long as they’ve pledged to donate their bodies for organ harvesting then that’s a good thing, right?

  47. Because olo says:

  48. Bunk X says:

  49. ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

    Bonk is posting here during daylight hours?

    He is nocturnal.

    The only time you see normally nocturnal creatures active in daylight is when they have rabies

    He needs to be live trapped!!!!!!!

  50. Bunk X says:

    Not sure what this is all about.