Breaking News: HappyWarrior gets a job!

We interrupt your normally scheduled Diary of Daedalus thread for a major announcement. LGF commentator HappyWarrior finally got a job!

HappyWarrior gets a job


145 Comments on “Breaking News: HappyWarrior gets a job!”

  1. Arachne says:

    What does Happy Warrior do that he goes to the SCOTUS blog for job prospects?
    But I am always glad to hear that someone who’s looking for work has found some, no matter how brief.

  2. pineapple says:

    Only temporary… heh……. who would hire a neurotic lunatic like that guy?

  3. Octopus says:

    Oh, happy day! One of Chunky’s Losers gets a job, even a part-time temp job, it’s cause for celebration. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Kids These Days. So problematic.

    Younger kid moves back to campus Friday — I don’t have to help, because I’m going to be at a wedding in upstate NY. Nice break. 🙂

    Sad that summer’s over already, but I do love fall in Michigan.

  5. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1! That was beautiful, baby.

    An unruly loudmouth gets shown the door, and Chunky decides to make it a civil rights violation/hate-crime. Fatass gets nuttier by the minute. 😆

    • OLT's Always Read The Fine Print says:

      Yes, shame on them. Ramos was unintelligible, rambling, rude and was grandstanding by giving a speech. They should be ashamed that they allow him to masquerade as a reporter.

      Meanwhile, anyone who pushes Preezydunt SmartyPants by asking an actual question is a racist.

    • Minnow says:

      Horrifying Barry?

      Well, well, well – aren’t “we” the little drama queen.

      That imbecile Ramos bullies everyone he talks to, time after time. FINALLY, he was served his own medicine. And, actually, Trump and his staff were way more fair than Ramos would have ever been were the shoe on the other foot. They even let the slimeball back into the press conference. Where, true to form, he turned into an a-hole again.

      What we all observed was the horrifying attempt by a PC bully (who hates whitey by the way) doing what a horrifying piece of shit always does.

      I refuse to read your “piece” because you are a moron.

      But, nice try.

    • inspector fromage says:

      If a faux news reporter had been rude to President teleprompter , Charles would have been apoplectic

      and gleeful that the wingnut was given the boot

    • OLT's Always Read The Fine Print says:

      ps – hey, Stalker Charles and socks … I reserve the right to dislike Ramos AND Trump in spite of/despite their respective racial identities. This disqualifies me as a Democrat, I understand, but that is a cross I will bear alone.

    • Octopus says:

      Of course she does. 😆

      Also, she’d better get her resume spiffied-up for the Biden campaign team. Working for the current donkey shitshow might not be the greatest advertisement for oneself…

      • OLT's Always Read The Fine Print says:

        Stalker Charles is worried about Birthers again.

        He must *really* hate Hillary, since that was her campaign.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s going to be a real knee-slapper once he’s finally out of office, and just comes out and admits he was born in Kenya. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        He fooled you too. He was born in Kenya, but applied to Columbia and Harvard as a foreign exchange student, and in got ahead of a lot of black Americans.


  6. Octopus says:

    Here’s a comprehensive list of all the people in the world who are concerned about the so-called “Birther”-issue, at this point in history:

    • Because olo says:

      I’m sure Toot’s searching furiously for evidence he’s a climate denier and a creationist. Imagine the ejaculation if he scored one of those.

      • Octopus says:

        Trump’s basically a liberal, so Chunky’s going to be hard-pressed to find him guilty of most of the usual conservative crimes.

      • Because olo says:

        And BTW, there isn’t a whole lot of daylight between Trump and Sanders on immigration.

    • Arachne says:

      He never said Obama was born in Kenya. He asked why he was so damn reluctant to produce his long form birth certificate. Oddly, I believe Obama DID supposedly produce the long form certificate in response to this and let ONE journalist review it. You know, because journalists are well known for their expertise in document examination. (See: TANG Memos.)

      • Speranza says:

        I never put much stock into Bitrtherism. I felt that if there was anything that would disqualify Obama, the Clinton’s and their attack dog Sid Vicious Blumenthal would have found it in 2008.

      • Arachne says:

        Nor did I, but I thought Obama’s petulant childish response to questions about it was ridiculous. He was to blame for the speculation – registering as a “foreign” student, claims in his bio jacket that he was from Kenya. That’s all it was.

    • inspector fromage says:

      cough cough Hillary Clinton cough cough birther cough cough she started the theory cough cough

  7. Octopus says:

    Last year, thrown out of Navy for drugs. This year? Busted for cheating on his wife. Having a rough stretch, is Uncle Joe’s boy…

    His reflexive-lying to try and cover his ass-tracks is vintage Biden prevarication. Remember Joe’s nasty plagiarizing incident, and his lies about it? Apple barely rolled.

    Now Joe Biden’s son is caught in Ashley Madison hack: Hunter says account is ‘not mine’- but why was credit card registered to his address used to pay site?
    ‘I am certain that the account in question is not mine,’ he said. ‘This account was clearly set up by someone else without my knowledge.’
    Says he first learned about the account ‘from the media’; but someone made a payment from a credit card in his name on June 25, 2014
    Ashley Madison charges surfaced at a critical time in his father’s career – Joe Biden is considering another run for president
    Hunter Biden believes himself to be targeted by international enemies, displeased with his position atop a Ukrainian gas company
    VP’s son claims previous hack attempts on his email and Twitter accounts; he tested positive for cocaine and was discharged from the Navy last year

  8. JimboXL says:

    If it was Obola giving a presser and this happened, 1000% no doubt whatsoever, LGF would say the reporter was being disrespectful and should have been tossed out immediately and why didn’t the other reporters force him to shut up and leave. Just hilarious.

    Let’s remember as well when Obola was asked a hard question after illegally granting amnesty, the other shill reporters chased and nearly gave a beat down to the reporter asking him the hard question. That was probably covered as above on LGF.

    • Octopus says:

      I remember the self-identified Liberal MSM laughing up their sleeves when Dubya had shoes thrown at him during a presser. Chunky was still pretending to be on the Right side then, or he’d have chortled himself sick.

    • Arachne says:

      No need to doubt – didn’t a Fox reporter yell out to Obama a question on immigration or something not to long ago and the other reporters chased him in the hallway and snot at him? I recall Fatty McLardass applauding their behavior.

      And Ramos didn’t ask a question. He got up and started playing immigrant advocate.

  9. Octopus says:

    The stewbum’s gotten into the Beatles tonight…pleasant dreams, drunky!

    Day tripper.
    30 minutes ago
    My baby don’t care.
    31 minutes ago
    Oh damn.
    32 minutes ago
    She’s got a ticket to ride.
    32 minutes ago
    Ticket to Ride.
    34 minutes ago
    8 days a week,
    35 minutes ago
    We fuck with you.
    37 minutes ago
    Try it.
    38 minutes ago
    I’m in love with her and I fee; fine!!
    38 minutes ago
    .@realDonaldTrump He’s a loser.…
    43 minutes ago

  10. Octopus says:

    Yeah, everybody’s insane and screaming. Listen to them shriek. Oh, wait…it’s only the wind, blowing a tin can down your street.

    Settle down, Crazy. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Check the polls, Fatty. A majority of the American people want them deported.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      So Chunkles agrees with Ann Coulter some 1/4th of Mexico has indeed invaded the US? Or would he dispute they’re mostly Mexicans?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Didn’t one of his idiotic acolytes declare that there were “only” 6 million here? (Or was that Goose?, same diff.) Something like how could only 2% of the country be such a burden?

      Then it’s 11 million, then it’s 40 million, now it’s 30 million. How many ARE THERE? Does anyone know???

  11. JimboXL says:

    If you can’t stand up to one annoying gnat from Univision, how can you handle the killers from ISIS? I think Jeb Bush or most of the other candidates would be on their hands and knees begging for forgiveness and we know Boiney Sandiz would have been pushed off the podium by this guy who would have then proceeded to give his own presser on the virtue of the illegal immigrant.

    • Minnow says:


      I don’t care what label Trump carries, his message is resonating with a lot of fed up people.

      • Octopus says:

        It sure is, Minnow. He’s got the “Fuck You!”-vote cornered, for sure.

        It’s going to be interesting to see where this thing goes. I’ve always seen him as a buffoon, for the most part. His ongoing feuds with the likes of Rosie O’Donnell, and now Megyn Kelly, aren’t exactly hallmarks of the mature statesman. I mean, you couldn’t pick two more disparate representatives of the female race with which to tussle in public. His history with women is kind of spotty, with the divorces. He’s been bailed out more often by the banks than anyone in history, I think.

        On the other hand….who? Nobody’s stepping forward and grabbing the public’s trust, on either side of the aisle. Everybody is fed up with “real politicians,” except the Dems faithful. It could get weird(er).

      • Because olo says:

        Yup. And the “fuck you” vote is yooge.

  12. kbdabear says:

    You should deploy the Block Button of Righteous Moral Indignation on yourself, Toot

    • Meh. We ALL know your BLOCK BUTTON, Toots, it’s the bastard child of your and Stinky Beaumont’s BAN STICK.
      We’ve been familiar with them both, as they stand in lieu of any ability to debate an issue.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh please, like you aren’t using the GoFundMe money to make installment payments on the ones you already have. Nice deflection.

      • Captain Death says:

        He never reports the few dollars he makes to the IRS by hanging outside the freeway with his old guitar singing and playing the old favorites.

    • Hugh G. Rection says:

      Allow me to introduce your ass to my penis, penis penis.

  13. kbdabear says:

    DELUGE, eh? Should be easy to provide a few screenshots as evidence, right Toot?

  14. kbdabear says:

    Isn’t that STALKING when people keep tabs on you, Toot?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      How about starting with the insane anti-Semitism in your own comment section.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, and I’m sure they give a SHIT that you’re monitoring them. They’re the 19th largest news blog in an arena with heavy competition, and have REAL radio shows on Sirius/XM on the weekend. You aren’t even a blip on the Alexa radar and your only media appearances are on a podcast download that has an audience of tens…..

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Keeping tabs LOL! If he has to tell us he’s been a Breitbart watchdog then it’s obvious no one’s been paying attention or cares. He should have been taking notes on how to do a successful, lucrative news blog. And there are a lot of moonbat commenters there too, whom Breitbart moderators allow. Unlike Chunky’s sad little amateur echo chamber of moonbat dumbth.

      • Arachne says:

        He likes to go after @NCNolte (John) hoping that there will be a mention of him on the Breitbart radio show. Hey, John has a segment on Saturday, Fartcheeks. So does Milo. Why don’t you call in and CRUSH them with you fabulous debating skills.

        You’re like that coward Rick Wilson who was all fizz and no gin on Monday snotting that he wanted a chance to take Mark Steyn DOWN after Steyn pointed out what a dick he was when guest hosting Limbaugh’s show. Okay, well, Mark’s hosting for two days, not one, so he had the show staff reach out to Wilson for a phone number and they would call him and let him be on the show. They did this throughout the three-hour broadcast.

        Wilson’s response was to say he was “in a meeting.”

      • Because olo says:

        Don’t use Toot, Milo and crush in the same sentence. NTTAWWT.

    • Daedalus says:

      Personally I feel Breitbart is a propaganda website and the comment sections are disgusting. Guess what, I don’t read that place. Charles should do the same if he don’t like it. It’s a free country and people can do what they want on their websites.

    • “Isn’t that STALKING when people keep tabs on you,”
      Oh, I get it now!

      • Arachne says:

        Except we aren’t the ones whining about stalkers all over social media, Sammy Shitbag. Hey, do you WIPE his butt for him too?

        So….if people follow you on Twitter, they are stalking you.
        If they look at your Facebook page, they are stalking you.
        If they read your blog, they’re stalking you.
        If if anyone says anything about you, you send out little pussies to whine and cry and moan on your behalf.

        I fixed your post for you, since your original one showed a complete lack of reading comprehension. Also any sense of irony.

        Red pen for you, shitbag. You’re not even entertaining.

      • Because olo says:

        These knuckleheads are like the weird old guys who’ll shower naked in their front yards using a garden hose, then call the cops because the neighbors are peeping Toms.

        If you don’t want to be seen on the internet, don’t be on the internet.

        Weiner would have benefited from that thought.

        Mohammed H Prophet on a pogo stick.

  15. Minnow says:

    Personally, I was impressed by the size of the bodyguard that escorted that idiot out of the press concert. He was at least a head taller than anyone else in the room.

    Trump doesn’t screw around, apparently.

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    This is me. In my office. Shaming people with jobs in the real world while all I do is tweet.

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    “Keeping tabs” in my “office” for “years”.

    • Because olo says:

      It’s a yooge job, but somebody has to do it. This is one of those jobs [normal] Americans won’t do.

  18. Pakimon says:

    Now that HappyWarrior has a “job”, I hope he realizes that the rotund ponytailed twitterwarrior of jazziness will be expecting his stipend via his gofundme page.

    No more excuses! 😆

  19. inspector fromage says:

    Happy warrior has a job

    giving “happy endings”

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunky spent yesterday on Twitter trying to deny this. However Buzzfeed, (who btw is paid 100s of millions by NBC: agrees Ginger was right on in his Menendez reporting.

    Thanks for playing FatButt. Even Moonbat News Inc. says you’re dead wrong.

    “[I]t looks like” Boyle and Johnson “were right about Menendez according to latest FBI filing,” Kaczynski tweeted on Tuesday, referencing an earlier Tweet about the DOJ filing based off a Breitbart News story on the matter Monday evening.

    re: above, it looks like @mboyle1 and Chuck Johnson were right about Menendez according to latest FBI filing:

    — Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) August 25, 2015

    Boyle had broken the story while working for The Daily Caller before the 2012 election and shortly thereafter came to work for Breitbart News. Johnson, then a freelancer, helped contribute research to the story, and since went on to found GotNews.

    Boyle, Johnson and David Martosko—the former executive editor of The Daily Caller who went on to become Washington editor of the U.K. Daily Mail—wrote several followup stories digging into the same matter. All three were the subject of vicious and false attacks mainstream media-wide over their now-proven accurate reporting–including, most egregiously, from the Washington Post’s Carol Leonnig and Manuel Roig-Franzia, who inaccurately accused them of being part of a Cuban plot to take down Menendez.

    • Arachne says:

      Let us add this to the list of shit Jazzy Ponytail was wrong about.
      You really should go back to tweeting and blogging about tech issues, dumbass.
      Your current crop of commenters are idiots.
      Your tweets get responses by people who can’t even get the people they follow to follow them back.
      You’re effing WRONG on issue after issue and yet you double down like an asshole on everything and then stop talking about it when you get the shit kicked out of you.
      You’re IGNORED by Twitchy altogether but you jumped on Jill Filipovic’s article like you a chronic victim. You’re also ignored by #tcot as much as you like to give the impression that they all jump in your timeline. I check it. They DON’T.
      Everyone’s over you. Except here. Because your “moronic conversion” is the gift that keeps on giving.

      And just a reminder – YOU were the one who told us to get our own blog, remember?

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s Streak remains intact! 🙂

      Please, no jokes about his filthy gray underwear, or him running around naked. This is a family forum.

  21. Octopus says:

    This guy rules.

    My personal planking record is two minutes. I need to work on that. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    Of course, “racist,” to Fatass, means “any comment that criticizes a Democrat, or defends a Republican.” That’s a broad brush. Not broad enough to paint his own ass for the SF Gay Pride Parade, but pretty damn broad, by industrial standards.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh bullshit. He finds one over the top comment and immediately concludes that all are racist. He doesn’t read thousands and thousands of comments.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Of course the bar’s pretty low for a commie moonbat like McFartles. Saying we need a country with borders is racist fascist Nazi talk in Fartso’s cartoonish milyo.

  23. Octopus says:

    A person can’t be this stupid, and live. Can they? 😯

  24. Octopus says:

    The bastard filmed the murders, and posted them to Twitter and Facebook. I watched it. Why did I watch it?

    What a pathetic coward and monster.

    • Octopus says:

      That one’s kinda weak, imho. I was hoping for something juicy. 😆

      I mean, a Democratic campaign is seeking to encourage Democrats to register? Cazart! How diabolical.

  25. Octopus says:

    The murderer played the race card. Lay this one directly at the feet of all the race-baiters of society. Chunky, here’s your share. You disgusting fat pig.

    Fatass will spend all day shrieking about racist comments on Breitbart, like yesterday. Today will be “the worst racist I’ve ever seen, in all my years of keeping track of racist.”

  26. Arachne says:

    Shitbag has committed suicide. As one observer pointed out, thank God that he didn’t try to get the police to take him out as “suicide by cop.”

  27. Juan Epstein says:

    Get to work Chazz.

    There’s DEATH to exploit.

    But wait…..

    A new developement!

    What to do now???

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Start “researching” in your “office”.

      I’m sure she made a racist statement sometime in her past!

  28. Octopus says:

    You just know this guy was building up to this for awhile. His rant is probably on par with Chunky’s average daily output, in terms of race-glurge and bullshit. I see Fatass jumped right in on Twitter, blaming the Right and gun rights advocates. As predictable as the nightly descent into madness displayed by Gustavo.

  29. ISpeakJive says:

    It’s gonna turn out to be a race murder. I can feel it in mah bones.

    • Because olo says:

      Race maybe have been in there, but this smells to me like a triangle. Race just complicates the picture.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, EVERYBODY is calling it a race murder. The shitbag had an effing manifesto about how the reporter was RACIST. Once again, Charlie Dumbshit, anxious to be the first one on a story, shits all over himself when he tries to smear Breitbart for saying what everyone else is saying.

      • Octopus says:

        It was 100% a race murder, just like the psycho Dylan Rooff’s atrocity. Both assholes spelled it out very clearly. Race-baiters, be proud of yourselves. You’ve got your simmering race war.

    • inspector fromage says:


      nice epic beclowning again.

      man, have you EVER been right?

    • trebob says:

      Flanagan and ABC said is was race based. Why does Charles think he knows better?

      Chalk it up to Charles being wrong again. As usual. Situation normal.

  30. inspector fromage says:

    I blame Charles “Icarus” Johnson for this double murder.
    Charles has been fanning the flames for years.

    I hope the victim’s families come after him for civil lawsuit and I hope the police arrest him as an accessory.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      True. It hasn’t yet been disproved that the shooter had been reading about “white privilege” on LGF these past few years, prompting this atrocity. We’ll have to see how many times Chunky and the swamp are mentioned in the 23 page faxed manifesto.

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    Clean the rampant anti-Semitism from own “site” first, Boyo.


  32. kbdabear says:

    When did Toot start tweeting for Gawker?

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, Fatty is new best friends with Gawker, isn’t he?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Nick Denton is the Chunkster’s new hero. They both have followed their hearts. Except Denton started out as a scumbag. Chunky had to murder his blog in order to achieve that.

  33. Arachne says:

    And of course, how long before Sgt. Shitbag starts whining about the right wingers who are invading his timeline and saying mean shit to him and he talks yet again about his dumbass block button like it’s the nuclear football.

    • inspector fromage says:

      uh, has he ever stopped?

      technically you have to stop whining, to start whining

      I’;m waiting for LGF to me mentioned in this manifesto.

      oh charles, what was his screen name?

  34. Octopus says:

    I’m glad the racist scumbag died, anyway. I would hate to have to sit through his trial, where he’d be repeating the groundless bullshit about being called a “monkey” by people at the station. He’s been making the same groundless claims about employers since 2000 — gee, I wonder where he learned that tactic?

  35. rightymouse says:

    Apparently the mofo killer has died.

  36. Octopus says:

    He wasn’t just an “angry black man.” He was an “angry gay black man.” Who used to prostitute.

    Yes, I’m sure he was doing a bang-up job at the station, before they fired him. Clearly a man of great maturity and intellect.

  37. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    This manifesto is quite a bit more deranged and incoherent than Dylann Roof’s. @Karoli @JM_Ashby
    2 hours ago

    I guess Chunk feels he’s an expert on such things as deranged finger-pointing rants after scorched Earth heinous acts of violence. I mean he did issue a j’accuse in explanation for murdering his previously respected blog and committing reputation and credibility suicide (fortunately no one was hurt except his self preening massive ego)

  38. kbdabear says:

    In what ways does Fox “promote and defend” sexism, Toot? Because they have women on the channel who are hot and therefore far out of your league?

    Again, you have nothing other than “blah blah Fox News racist etc etc etc” because you’re a retard

    • Arachne says:

      Wow, talk about having a dilemma there, Chuck.
      When you guys do this, we sit back, laugh, pop popcorn and watch the left eat their own.

  39. pineapple nunca visto univision says:

    Bye bye Jeb.

    I’m not a big Hannity fan but If you want to see this annoying Jorge Ramos unable to shut his nonsense spewing pie hole, watch this.

  40. Arachne says:

    DIdn’t Icarus tweet earlier that @NCNolte was urging a race war?
    Uh, Fatty? Check this out from the deranged monster’s manifesto:

    “You want a race war…? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE…!!!” Jehovah spoke to him, telling him to act.