Mr. Toot: “I’m a recovering wingnut”; Noted economic guru says not to worry about the market

Mr. Toot claims it’s been 8 years since he stop being a wingnut.


Odd, I recall he formely broke in the right in 2009, which was 6 years ago.

Update: The world famous economic expert and financial guru extraordinaire; Lawhawk tells people not to worry about the Stock Market.


Bottom line from Lawhwak; Obama is in charge so we have nothing to worry about! I feel so much better thanks to this great financial guru’s words of wisdom!


110 Comments on “Mr. Toot: “I’m a recovering wingnut”; Noted economic guru says not to worry about the market”

  1. Octopus says:

    Well, he hasn’t stopped lying. I think there’s a recovery program for that.

    • Pakimon says:

      Recovery programs cost money!

      Maybe if he started a gofundme page he’d get… er, uh… never mind. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      9/2001 – blog turns away from being a tech blog – with Fatass being a liberal – into an anti-Jihad blog. Comments and hits soar. Johnson finds success with “conservative” tone of blog. Awards. Cox & Forkum promote. Is considered “go-to” source for talk radio, including Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin.

      12/2008 – Blog begins to morph into one promoting climate change, evolution and anti-Christian sentiments. While Fatass states he voted for McCain/Palin, begins to hear the first rumblings that “conservatism/GOP is dead” and accelerates blog transformation – begins ejecting commenters still presenting conservative anti-jihad views.

      7/2009 – transformation complete. Now promotes Obama agenda and Democrat policies.

      All in all, dipshit spend at most 7.5 years being a so-called “wing-nut” after a lifetime of being a liberal. It isn’t as if he had some sea-change in his political bent after Obama was elected. He was desperate to find a way back into the lefty fold. He found one.

      Oh, and BTW asshole, haven’t seen anything from you on the dirtbags at HuffPo that are celebrating and cheering that monster that shot a cop in the face in Louisiana. (The officer as since died).

      • Pakimon says:

        Much to Chunkles’ peevish dismay, he found out after burning all his bridges that the lefty fold isn’t nearly as lucrative as the conservative fold.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        “He was desperate to find a way back into the lefty fold”. And found it he did. Except he found it was a fold in their toilet paper wad they use to wipe their ass crack with. And that’s as good as it gets in the “lefty fold” for turncoat assholes who viciously bashed them before he didn’t.

      • rightymouse says:

        I believe his destruction of LGF as a conservative blog was absolutely motivated by Obama’s election even though he had made a calculated move leftwards before that with his screeching posts about climate change and evolution.

      • rightymouse says:

        And Nazis. Gawd that was strange.

      • Because olo says:

        You missed an important milestone. His first steps away from “conservative” was his evolution/creationism tic. Back when he was still squarely in the anti-jihad camp, he was on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about creationism ad nauseum. That was when I stepped away because I DON’T FREEKING CARE ABOUT CREATIONISM!!!1!

        Mohammed H. Prophet on a pogo stick. 🙄

      • Captain Death says:

        He was 48 – 53 years old and was being “mislead”.

  2. Pakimon says:

    From “wingnut” to full-blown shrieking moonbat in eight six years.

    How’s that working out for you? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Feh – he was always a moonbat. There was just more money in it after 9/11 for him to be a conservative.

  3. Bunk X says:

    Funny that Charles feels compelled to tell everyone that he’s no longer anti-jihad – over and over again.

  4. Because olo says:

    The blinding brilliance of Toot.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Obamas arrive back home. Lordy. They look miserable.

    • Minnow says:

      they cannot stand each other.

    • Octopus says:

      Heheh…unless you’ve raised teenage girls through the “mean girl”-phase, you should be careful about judging this pic. 😆

      So, since I have a couple of medals and PTSD from this very experience, let me say: THAT was $25 million of taxpayer’s money well-spent! When’s the next vaycay? Can I come?

      • Octopus says:

        Moochelle’s arms look nice and toned, though. 😆

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        If Michelle is not a tranny then Who The Fuck is? How can anyone know for sure? And we should be able to know. We have the right to know if FLOTUS has a penis penis penis lol.

    • PeteP says:

      Gotta feel sorry for them. What a hard life they must have.

  6. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis lol! (omg!)

    They don’t answer the one question everybody wants to know about the thing.

  7. Octopus says:


  8. Daedalus says:

    Check the update!

  9. Captain Death says:

    He did that “I am a recovering wingut” once before. His jokes, like his rancid underwear, are getting stale.

    • Arachne says:

      It has not occurred to him that, frankly, NO ONE cares whether he’s right…or left….or somewhere in between. He’s just not a factor. As desperate as he is to interject himself into the national debate on any subject, he is what he’s always been – a cut and paste twerp with no analytical skill whatsoever when it comes to large questions. He believes that at some point his valuable contributions to a national dialogue will be recognized. It’s.not.gonna.happen.

  10. Daedalus says:

    Things are so awesome according to Lawhawk that there is talk of QE4 now.

  11. Captain Death says:

    As for Lawhawk and his economonic prognostications, I guess he has learned a lot working at the Harvard law School cafeteria.

  12. Daedalus says:

    Market is down 600 and Charles has egg on his face.

  13. Minnow says:

    I see that the global warming induced “killer storms” that we will all die from continue unabated by left-wing bullshit.

    • Minnow says:

      (that’s nearly TEN years. Shouldn’t we all be dead by now!!11?1?!)

      • Octopus says:

        EVERY prediction made by the Global Climate Chao OMFG!!1! – brigade has failed. Every single one. They continue to make things up, though, such as the lie that July 2015 was the hottest month ever, and 2015 the hottest year ever, based on other lies and fantasy, which the MSM faithfully reports. It’s a massive industry now, despite being a lot of nothing. It won’t be easy to stop the madness, there’s so much money at stake.

      • Because olo says:

        They predicted lots of funding. That one came true in spades.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        That’s rayciss, innit?

      • Because olo says:

        OMG you’re RIGHT! The greenhouse effect is about rays. Climate denial IS RAYsis!!!1!

        And you figured that out without Ludwig’s fridge!

  14. Minnow says:

    I see that Dem Rep. Gwen Moore is an idiot – literally.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      But but but Stalker Charles sez Louis Gohmert is the scary stupid one, not the parade of Bazooka Joe comic characters that populate the outliers of the Democratic Party.

  15. Octopus says:

    Trump is de White Power Candidate! 😆

    Don’t you ever get tired of this schtick, Fatass? 🙄

    • Arachne says:

      Then you must explain to us, dipshit, why is he also receiving broad support from both Hispanics and Blacks. Or did you miss those figures?

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        I’m Xenaphobic. I fear that Lucy Lawless will plunge naked through my window and take me as her own.

        /crosses fingers

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Because progturd plants, of course

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, you are such an idiot. Do yourself (and everyone else) a favor and shoot your computer.


  16. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    So, apparently recovering from being a “wingnut” is like quitting smoking.

    You gain a literal ton of weight and turn into a cranky bitch that no one wants to be around.

    People literally beg you to smoke so you’ll calm down.

    /nicotine is a chemical Donkey Show

    • Arachne says:

      Hell….sounds like MENopause to me…..

      • Because olo says:

        Oh no. The ‘pause’ is blasphemy. There is no pause. The planet has a temperature. The Profit AlGore has spoken.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        /Makes the sign of the horns, winces.

        I already live there. Fer Chrissakes, don’t rub my nose in it.


  17. kbdabear says:

    Market re-shits the bed after the Plunge Protection Team pulls back, silence from Toot

  18. JimboXL says:

    Really, the big question, Is the Democrat Convention being held at a prison or a nursing home? It is very difficult to watch Donald Trump then watch the lamest, most corrupt, most boring candidates ever put forth in political history.

    • Octopus says:

      Wait until Biden/Fauxcahontas get ramped up. Then it’s going to be fun-fun-FUN! 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I’m looking forward to the security being provided by the New Black Panthers. Because can’t trust the racist cops. And all the speeches vetted by BLM. Because can’t trust the crackers.

      • JimboXL says:

        Well they should definitely stand outside of voting centers with assault rifles to intimidate right winguuurs according to LGF contributors.

  19. Octopus says:

    Can I just reiterate how incredibly happy I am, that I no longer have any stocks to worry about? I mean, I lost my ass in the Clinton Crash, and lost most of the kids’ college funds in the Bush/Obama Shitshow Of 2007-8. Lost most of my real estate holdings around the same time. I’m free! No more worries. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    More fractures in the facade of “settled science,” the misnomer that climate-hysterics like to bandy about. Seems broken bones don’t heal the way everyone thought they did, for decades. Isn’t that wild? New discoveries happening every damn day. 😆

  21. kbdabear says:

    Toot is now giving legal analysis. I wonder why he’s never been called to appear on Nancy Grace’s show?

    • Because olo says:

      That means Ginger’s going to come out licking an ice cream cone with a million bucks in his pocket.

  22. kbdabear says:

    You’re quick to give Jugears credit when it rises Gus, rather than mass quantities of Fed money printing that went straight into the stock market

  23. Because olo says:

    Fuck yeah, Toot’s an SJW!

    Internet wisdom of the day:

    “What’s the difference between ISIS and social justice warriors? Well, one recruits its members from the most pathetic, disaffected, pathological members of society, claims to stand against shadowy conspiracies and bullying by the West, and destroys revered cultural institutions in fits of fanaticism. The other fights with real weapons.”

  24. Octopus says:

    O.M.G. 😦

  25. Octopus says:

  26. swamprat says:

    A left-threaded wingnut is no less a wingnut than one with right threads.
    Just sayin’.

  27. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Next thing you know, Toot’s going to start seeing The Donald in his peanut butter.

  28. swamprat says:

    Global Warming was invented because Bush wasn’t going to be President forever.
    Have to have somewhere to throw blame.

    • swamprat says:

      It took awhile, but Jon Stewart finally realized Bush was not coming back and his career was actually over.
      Predition; If Jeb! Bush wins, Jon will return.

  29. Minnow says:

    By the way, didn’t America once own all tool making and manufacturing in the world?

    Some progressive should explain to me how and why we aren’t now.

    And, oh yeah, Mescans flipping us off.

  30. Octopus says:

    They’re a double-edged sword, Gustavo. Cure you, yes…but just as easily kill you.

    I’d say you’re about a 50-50 proposition, at best.

  31. Octopus says:

    Fee fone foibles.

  32. Octopus says:

    But when will you go out and get a first job, Fatass? Something. Anything! Just get out of the house. Save yourself, from yourself.

    • swamprat says:

      I actually read what was portrayed as a submitted legal paper. It seemed amateurish. Instead of a phrase such as “legal parody as allowed by law” it referenced the non-standard legal phraseology “poked fun at”. It looked like it was written by someone in the 11th grade.

      I see Charles acting as if this is the end of the suit, simply because he finds it clever. I doubt it will be that simple. The other side will have their say. Already they have acknowledged the bogus “floor shitting” slur which is an interesting admission.
      We will see.

  33. Bunk X says:

    It happens.