Bragging about past glories

It’s tough going from an important blogger to an irrelevant twitter bum that gets no respect from any side of the political spectrum. Holding on to the past is all that is left in the miserable existence of Mr. toot. Whether it is having an avatar from 2005 to mentioning glories from a decade ago, it is obvious Charles still has not come to grips that is an irrelevant force.




Mt. Toot has no recent accomplishments to brag about.


70 Comments on “Bragging about past glories”

  1. Because olo says:

    First mistake: getting rid of the people who actually did shit and knew shit.

    From there, it was just wax wings in the sun.

    That last step’s a doozie, Toot.

  2. PeteP says:

    In mentioning Reuters and Rathergate, Fatso is again taking credit for other peoples work. The same people he routinely dismisses as angry and racist.

    • Arachne says:

      Wasn’t it someone else who pointed out the info about the Reuters photgraphs?
      Oh, and let’s not forget how they tried to grab credit for the Flotilla story.

  3. Because olo says:

    Toot. Repeat after Bart:

  4. Octopus says:

    It’s funny to see him grabbing desperately at the past like this, even as he beclowns himself on a daily basis with every news item. Of course those weren’t his scoops, but he took credit for them at the time. He was always a dishonest grifter — it’s just that he used to be a successful one. Now he’s a grisly advertisement for failure. Trainwrecks slow down to gawk at his calamity.

  5. Octopus says:

    Analyze this:

    • Because olo says:

      If you open up the photo file on hie iFone with a text editor, at byte 22,458, it says “n3qr0”.

      What more proof of his blackness do you need?

  6. Octopus says:

    Also, could you put your powers of analytic dissection on this?

    • Because olo says:

      Huma was offended.

      • Octopus says:

        Had nothing to do with Huma. That was all for Ms. Leathers. Who turned out to be a big fat snake in the grass. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        By the rules of Huma’s religion, it’s her fault that he can’t get it up for her, and has to go chasing after college girls on the other side of the country.

        Huma should apologize for this whole sorry affair. shame.

  7. swamprat says:

    It is strange that since he changed sides he rarely finds or exposes any shenanigans on the left. They have become as pure as the driven snow. He never see the media being deliberately obtuse or deceitful.
    I guess all the willing tools and agenda-driven goons have changed affiliations.

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, it all happened in early 2009. The Left became righteous, Obama stopped being a race-baiting hustler, the oceans ceased their rise, and the Right all went stark raving insane. It was quite a thing. Oh, and LGF died. A helluva note.

    • swamprat says:

      Is no one going to mention the menuboard? Or the Tennessee flag (I was caught up in that, btw)
      The supposed racist yells to that senator on the capital steps?

    • Because olo says:

      Ono. Fox News, Breitbart, the WHOLE TOOTING VRWC MSM CABAL is doubleplus evil. They’re the MSM because they’re the MSM.

      All the rest of the alphabet networks? Just reporters reporting the reportage.

      • kbdabear says:

        CNN is on Toot’s Shit List because they won’t report on the IMPORTANT things that Toot wants them to talk about. You know, like why won’t they talk about Belgian Nazis and Chuck Johnson!

  8. Minnow says:

    Barry, not only are you an idiot, but you are also a pompous windbag.

    Bragging about the rathergate document that you aped (that is “copied”) rather than came up with yourself is truly embarrassing. Your braggadocio on this matter is stunning.

    Have you been to a doctor recently?

    You might want to – soon.

  9. Octopus says:

    Run, Forrest, run!

  10. swamprat says:

    Credit where due; he avoided using the photoshopped picture to bash Jeb! Bush.

  11. Minnow says:

    I find it highly amusing that the Dems are in such free fall from Hillary’s thumbing her nose at the world regarding her misuse of emails and classified data etc. that they are seriously contemplating running Joe Biden.

    I hope someone is making a nice big batch of popcorn!

    • Octopus says:

      The scariest part is, Biden does pretty well in polls against Trump and Bush. Also scary, that Trump is leading the GOP and not looking to go away anytime soon.

      What’s not scary about the political future? I need to know. 😉

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Yeah Biden who was soundly discredited for plaigerizing and Fauxcahontas. That’s how freaked out and desperate they are.

      The Write Stuff? Why Biden’s plagiarism shouldn’t be forgotten. By David Greenberg Also in Slate: Shmuel Rosner examined the “erratic pragmatism” of Biden’s Middle East policy. Jack Shafer called Biden “the unusually creepy kind” of plagiarist.

      But Biden’s exit from the 1988 race is worth recalling in detail, because his transgressions far exceeded Obama’s own relatively innocent lifting of rhetorical set pieces from his friend Deval Patrick, which occasioned a brief flap last February. Biden’s misdeeds encompassed numerous self-aggrandizing thefts, misstatements, and exaggerations that seemed to point to a serious character defect.

    • Because olo says:

      Here’s Val’s plan. Val hates Hill’s guts. Hill’s going down. Val doesn’t particularly like Uncle Toot-toot either, but he’s useful. Val likes Fauxohantas. Val’s going to sink Hill, put together a Joe/Faux ticket, with the idea that if they win, something will happen to poor doddering old Uncle Toot-toot. Oh shucks.

      Welcome to the Chicago Donkey Show. Admission’s on the house.

      • Arachne says:

        Lie-a-watha would be a disaster – too much tape on her excoriating the market.
        Waiting to see what happens with current stock dive. Dems will revive plans to take your 401K (if only WE had control of all your retirement money, you would be protected and this wouldn’t have happened).

        (Don’t let them fool you – it’s to pay off Social Security – in 40 years they’ll be telling everyone that we don’t know where the money went.)

      • Because olo says:

        In 40 years all of today’s leading donkeys will be dead. Most long dead.

    • Arachne says:

      Moonbeam wants the DNC to beg HIM to run.

  12. Octopus says:

    I haven’t heard Chunky’s Stabby-manque retreat from his Dew-fortified opinion that Shrillary is a shoo-in, though. Until that happens, it seems pointless to speculate on other candidates.

    • swamprat says:

      I really don’t view her as a viable candidate. We could do worse; in fact I think both Carter and Obama would fill that niche quite neatly, but she just has too mud on herself to be electable. Whether that mud is justified or not is another subject, but she would need a willing media and a great campaign and the media has already indicated that the fix most definitely is not “in”.

  13. poteen2 says:

    Photo shopping what? Is the old broad Eva Braun? So what?

    • Minnow says:

      you and me both. I guess I’ve missed something…..

    • swamprat says:

      They are discussing a picture where Jeb! is simply pictured without the playgound behind him and his shadowed left hand looks African-American.
      So there was some photoshopping going on, but, as Charles blogsplained, it was nothing nefarious. He did use the moment to remind folks of his former times when he was notable for this sort of thing.
      Now he repeats rightwingwatch, media matters and the other one that stalks Pat Robertson.

      • swamprat says:

        http(colon)//www(dot)rightwingwatch (dot) org/

        Lovely site. From those great folks who brought you People for the American Way.

      • Minnow says:

        Wait…. what?? You mean to tell me that Jeb ISN’T African-American!!??!11!/?

        What the hell kind of crack YOU smokin’???

      • swamprat says:

        Southern poverty law center is another source.
        RightWingWatch is the Robertson stalker site.

  14. swamprat says:

    I must say that Dr. Ruth is doing pretty well for her age.
    Very bold statement for Jeb! to be posing with her.

  15. Minnow says:

    So what sex was Grace Jones before her attempt at female?

    (asking for a friend)

    (just kidding – I don’t have any friends)

    • swamprat says:

      I though that was covered In Men In Black. Her race usually doesn’t come here now, but when they did we called them Valkries.

  16. kbdabear says:

    Thousands of hack attempts DAILY? Sounds to me like a stuck malware algorithm, there’s nothing on Toot’s server that would make it worth the effort

    • Arachne says:

      Oh effing please. Thousands? When do you find time to tweet ICYMI incessently and post other’s work in a way to discourage click backs.

    • windbag says:

      Okay, taking the fat slob at his word, some loser nobody with a blog has thousands of hack attempts daily. WTF does he think the Secretary of State’s server would endure on an hourly basis? And he thinks there’s nothing to see here, so we should move along?

    • Minnow says:

      Especially fascinating when those attempted hacks are all your own doing Barry.

      Real [yawn] fascinating…….

    • Because olo says:

      A veritable boiler room of stalkers!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  17. Arachne says:

    One question I’d love to ask is this. You’re supposedly a tech wizard. Why did it take you three days to come up with the idea of an animated .gif?

  18. Octopus says:

    How lame and glib. Waits has some great lyrics, but that isn’t one of them.

    Humans have a vast capacity for compassion and kindness. It’s how we recognize and abhor the lack of same, when we see it.

  19. ISpeakJive says:

    Eight years ago was August 2007. He voted for McCain-Palin in 2008.

    Yet another math mistake? Pffft.

    • Because olo says:

      Math? Scientist of Love don’t need no stinkin’ math.

    • kbdabear says:

      Hi, my name is Toot McFatass, and I never recovered from Pammy going to Europe with THAT man!

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting….he gets 44 favorites, but only 9 retweets.
      It’s amusing to watch him try desperately to make the left love him.
      Psst – here’s a suggestion, Fatass – stop mentioning Rathergate. First of all, YOU didn’t break the story, second of all YOU weren’t the first to come up with either of the things you’re “famous” for and third, even the right hated your behavior during that episode.

  20. Because olo says:

    Here’s a cheery thought from one of the guys who broke Mann’s hockey stick over his head:

    • Arachne says:

      We never said it did. That little piece of fiction was all the concoction of the MSM covering for the Democrats.

  21. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. The guys who really, really know their shit are analyzing the balls.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    “Analyzing” in your “Office”.