The Race Detective declares Shaun King to be Black!

Shaun King answers the charges that he is not Black in a post at Daily Kos. He claims that his mother had an affair with a light skin Black and that the father listed on his birth certificate is not his biological father. This story sounds very far fetched, but one man takes King at his word. After a very thorough analysis,the world famous Race Detective declares Shaun King’s story to be true.


Shaun King

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Case, close the Race Detective has solved another case!

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276 Comments on “The Race Detective declares Shaun King to be Black!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    “How many times do they need to get burned”?

    Zero examples.

    On the other hand:

    Weiner.
    Menu Board.
    Etc
    Etc

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    And you are #WhiterThanShaunKing

  3. Arachne says:

    Okay, so why isn’t any of his family saying that he’s half Black? They’re all saying he’s White. And they are saying it to Breitbart. Why? Are they all out to get this guy?
    Where’s a photo of the real baby daddy? What’s his name? You’d think he’d come forward and claim such a self-righteous race-baiting asshole = after all, Black Lives Matter!
    Why didn’t he say this when it was first brought up – several days ago. I guess it took him that long to think up the “uh…..not my real dad, Yo!”
    Why did his mother falsify a birth certificate?

    And Fatass – the standard is for King to prove he had a black father, since he has a white father on his birth certificate, which is an official public record. A DNA test will prove it. In fact, he can make a cool $25,000 for taking one and proving he’s black. Has he scheduled it? WILL he?

    • Daedalus says:

      Here is another whole in his story. Let us presume that his mother did have an affair with with a “lightskin” Black person and it resulted in his birth. Well “light” skin blacks are really Mulatto, hence having white blood. If you mix a Mulatto with a white person, the offspring is white. I go by appearance and not the one drop rule. By all standards Shaun King is white. He grew up in a white environment, the guy is white.

      That said, his story is bullshit anyway.

      • Captain Death says:

        Their obsession with blood and race would have made them good buddies with Heinrich Himmler.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Don Lemon on CNN had the same info as Breitbart. Chunk’s just a dishonest POS moronically thinking people won’t see notice it wasn’t just Breitbart. There are also pictures now of SK with his brother who does not dispute his father is a white guy and guess what, pictures juxtaposing the brother and the father next to SK show they look like, well closely related! Same goofy glasses and goofy smiles. Looks like they’re pulling them down faster than they can get put up but here’s one at this image search link.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=shaun+king+with+brother+father&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAkQ_AUoA2oVChMIxO7Z46G6xwIVUReSCh2S1Aqi&biw=1269&bih=663#imgrc=Bl3R85FkEBZX3M%3A

      Note the identical line beneath the lower lip, the identical laugh lines coming off the top of each side of the nose at exact same shape and angle, same shape of the nose. Father and son. And the fool sports wide rimmed glasses just like pappa:

      • Octopus says:

        In fairness to the confused King, it must have been heartbreaking for him to wake up yesterday and discover his life no longer mattered. Prompted the ill-advised screed that will soon become yet another exhibit in the Chunky McDumbth Museum Of Teh Stooped, next to the Weiner exhibit. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      He needs to hook up with Rachel, and make black babies.

  4. Octopus says:

    What a desperate, last-ditch effort for King! It’s sad that he has to stoop to this kind of lying, of course, but it’s even sadder that anyone would take this nonsense seriously. King knows that his life as a quasi-black activist is finito, if he is found out. Well, he’s found out. Now he’s just flailing around like a toddler throwing a temper-tantrum, on the floor at Koz Kidz After-Skool Daykare. This bullshit will be shredded finer than Huma’s lacy panties, by this evening.

    Add this one to the list of classic Chunky dumkopf wagers. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I doubt that his activism is over. Apparently Blacks don’t mind if someone is pretending to be Black if they’re on the right side of the issue.

      But sorry, Shaun a la King, it’s up to YOU now to prove your African-American credentials. That you always felt Black is not proof. Just like Jenner always felt he was a woman inside – until you get rid of that XY chromosome pair, you’re a guy. Period. Cut your dick off, you’re still a guy.

      Shaun a la King can simply prove it with a DNA test. Will he take one? Refusal to do so is considered consciousness of guilt. And nice to throw your mom under the bus as someone who slept around. And he “just found out” that he didn’t know who is father was. Well, let’s see…..you have a White Mom and a White Dad growing up. Where do you get the idea that you’re Black anyway?

      • Because olo says:

        Fortunately, the Cherokee do care about paleface speaking with forked tongue. Unfortunately, paleface progs don’t.

      • Octopus says:

        The NAACP kicked Dolezal to the curb, pdq. It will be interesting to see how King’s despicable lies affect his blacktivist career.

  5. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Can you guess the black guy? Me neither.

  6. windbag says:

    Some day I envision scientists coming up with some sort of test to see if someone is related to someone else. Maybe something with their blood or something. I don’t know, I’m no scientist or doctor myself, but it just seems like there ought to be a way to tell who’s your daddy.

  7. Arachne says:

    Looking over at the Twitterwarrior’s timeline, it looks like a collection of Alice in Wonderland wishful thinking…..

  8. Arachne says:

    And Gus? The thing on governorships? Make connections, asshole. You look stupid. Here, I’ll help you.

    2000 – GOP in majority both houses of Congress, 30 governorships

    2008 – DEM in majority both houses of Congress, 22 governorships

    2016 – GOP only holds Congress but now has 31 governorships, despite DEM in White House, and 1 MORE than they held when GOP controlled Congress and Presidency. It is significant, dumbass.

  9. Minnow says:

    The photos yesterday of this dude with his father tell the entire story. The kid looks just like his father. In. Every. Photo.

    The kid is a psychotic drama queen.

    And, that Barry pontificates on what the real facts are in this regard are pathetically laughable just like every other stupid thing that comes out of his brain.

    Barry, you are a bonafide idiot.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, because of course an editorial in Daily Kos trumps everything else. Who knew? Has Fatty tried to score an interview with him? Has he? I mean you’d think Shaun a la King would want to speak with him, being a “fuck yeah, I’m a social justice warrior” and all.

  10. Captain Death says:

    Mr. Toot is pissed off that he does not have any black blood in him.

  11. Minnow says:

    Barry spews about the “vile dishonesty of the Breitbart gang”. And he spews about “another creepy hit piece from right wing blogs”.

    You had better go reread that Occam’s Razor thing again Barry.

    Shaun King is white. He looks white. His parents say he is white.

    Shaun has mental problems – just like you!

    But, like you, he is still just a lowly white man.

    You are either severely retarded, or you are being “vilely dishonest”.

  12. Octopus says:

    😆

    The only thing collapsing is the floor under your futon, Fatass. Prepare to roll!

    • Because olo says:

      Testify, Fats Dumbdunno!

    • Arachne says:

      Didn’t he say back in the day that Andrew’s attack on Anthony Weiner was collapsing.
      And I checked Nolte’s timeline. Dude, really, you really try to make it sound like Nolte’s having a meltdown. He wasn’t. He was laughing off shitbag tweets that would have made you send out nine tweets of hysteria over evil right-wing trolls.

  13. Octopus says:

    “Hubris,” says Garage Boy.

    Sterno: The Harshest Taskmaster.

  14. Octopus says:

    Just go ahead and say it, Fatass: The treatment was derived from aborted fetuses.

    It isn’t true, but who gives a fuck? It’s something to say.

  15. John Wiseman says:

    What a nice thing to say about your mom! And by the way, Shaun couldn’t be any whiter, even if is name was Whitey McWhiterson.

  16. Octopus says:

    https://twitter.com/search?q=godfrey+elfwick

    Terrible news: Godfrey has taken himself from us. Voluntarily. 😥

  17. kbdabear says:

    Toot will declare this doxxing of a whistleblower to be a new low and vicious stalking, right?

    No…

  18. Arachne says:

    Rant all you want, pasty fat Rage Boy.
    Still isn’t gonna get you on Twitchy.

    • kbdabear says:

      But everyone on Twitter is mentioning Toot. But somehow he’s never trending

      • Arachne says:

        Creepers and weirdos — says the guy who stalked Ginger all over Twitter jumping in his mentions, etc. I noticed they’re all bitching – one illegal says “mine too!” I checked his timeline. Nothing.

  19. mfhorn says:

    If I called my mom a slut, or a tramp, she’d ‘Gibbs Smack’ me into next week.

  20. pineapple says:

    WTG US Marines.

  21. Octopus says:

    Thousands of insane Breitbart racists in Chunky’s mentions, ranting at him about Shaun King!

    Don’t fly too close to the sun, Icarus. You might melt your wings. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Except not. Notice he whines about meanie right-wing trolls “invading” his time line. Then notice he makes sure to include the twitter address of the right wing individual, i.e., @NolteNC, in his tweet to draw fire. He’s such a fucking phony. “I’m going to include @michelemalkin in my Tweet so all her followers can see it. Then when they come back at me, I’ll whine about people “invading my time line.”

      What an sad sad little victim.

      • Octopus says:

        I know he gets zero attention from anyone besides a few stuporous children, but his constant blathering about his precious “mentions” is highlarious.

        If he had one-thousandth of the activity he babbles about, his GoFundMe would overfloweth, instead of being drier than a skull bleaching in the Mojave.

      • Sadder little victims are Christian conservatives who parrot the Fox “News” BS about “the war on Christmas.”

  22. Octopus says:

    Heheh…jobs. People who have them. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    http://thefederalist.com/2015/08/20/now-we-know-why-reporters-wont-cover-the-planned-parenthood-videos/

    I believe the word is “sleaze.” There are other words, with bloodier connotations. The Self-Identified Liberal MSM, ladies and germs!

    • Arachne says:

      Notice one of the recipients of the award was Jill Filipovic, who recently penned a whiny tome about how Twitchy is so meany,mean, MEAN to her. Which Fatass jumped onto, trying to make everyone believe HE’s a victim of Twitchy too.

      • kbdabear says:

        Toot is the wannabe victim who keeps jumping out onto the street but the car’s brakes work just fine and didn’t come within 30 feet of him

  24. kbdabear says:

    Which apparently works, unlike the Toot Business Model.

    When’s the last time your zombie blog got 5000 comments to a thread, Toot?

    • kbdabear says:

      Wow, a DELUGE! Must like shooting fish in a rainbarrel to pick a few out of that cornucopia to cut and paste as examples.

      What? Oh no, don’t go over to Breitbart to see those nauseating racist comments for yourself! When Toot says there’s massive racism going on, his word is as good as the Nazi Tennessee Flag

      • It’s not just the Breitbart business model. It’s the movement conservative business model.

        Which explains the rise of Donald Trump, and will explain the landslide victory of Hillary Rodham Clinton over Trump, or any “rock ribbed conservative.”

    • Because olo says:

      A plethora of comments!

      /3 Amigos

      • Arachne says:

        And…..no examples, there, Sparky? You read all 5000 comments? Where DO you find the time, you know, with being a social justice warrior, vanquishing the right wing, constantly manning your Block button…..

      • Because olo says:

        And writing some of the most awesome javascript on the ninnynet…

  25. kbdabear says:

    Toot is going bananas with his Block Button again

  26. Because olo says:

    Dow down over 500. Toot to tweet why the Dow doesn’t mean anything.

  27. kbdabear says:

    This one is going to be especially funny when this goes Full Weiner on Toot

    • kbdabear says:

      “Using his own birth certificate against him” = “Coming up with actual evidence, not ad hoc attacks and baseless accusations”

    • Arachne says:

      Only actual response to this tweet is from a guy who’s a bigger loser than Gus on Twitter – Over 140K tweets – less than 600 followers. No one cares what this moron thinks.

  28. pineapple says:

    Wow, Shaun King throws his mother and father(s?) under the bus to hold on to his race baiting gig on Twitter.

    What a sleazeball.

  29. Octopus says:

  30. Octopus says:

  31. Octopus says:

    Yes, those black conservatives wondering why King is lying about his ethnicity are worse than the ISIS head-chopping rapists. Flying pretty close to the sun again, Icarus. Careful! 😆

    • Minnow says:

      How could anyone in their right mind look at Shaun King and imagine him as a black man!?

      Dude is white as a lily!!

      Barry…. yoo hoo….. as white as a lily Barry…. a lily!!! Look carefully at his skin…. now s l o w l y . . . white as white can be!!!

    • Because olo says:

      Not the Nazis under the futon? Not VLAAMS BELANG!!!!111?

  32. Juan Epstein says:

    Next to you Chazzy-J, the guy is black as night.

  33. Octopus says:

    On the same ground as Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, Fauxcahontas and Chunky McStabby-Poo…

    Cognitive Dissonance: Nothing Is As It Seems

    • rightymouse says:

      LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Actually, I thought it was his/her’s parakeet.

    • Because olo says:

      Don’t beagle-able.

    • Because olo says:

      I’m a cis-blond, and I’m calling out the trans-blonds (aka bottle blonds) out there for usurping my genetic uniqueness.

      Next thing you know, we’ll have trans-lefties, born right-handed, but they always knew that they were really left-handed. So we’ll have cis-lefties, cis-righties, trans-lefties and trans-righties. Or maybe we can just all use keyboards.

  34. swamprat says:

    People who assume a racial identity to further their carreres:

    Next on Geraldo Riveras!

  35. swamprat says:

    fervour there car rears

  36. Because olo says:

    Oy.

  37. Octopus says:

    Automatic block function: triggered. http://t.co/iV7LRIvSlK
    9 minutes ago

    Automatic block function: triggered. http://t.co/iUagmFX360
    10 minutes ago

    63 years old. 😆

  38. kbdabear says:

    Automatic Butthurt Function; Triggered

  39. kbdabear says:

    Automatic Run From Debate Function; Triggered

  40. kbdabear says:

    I thought questioning validity of activists was “stalking”, Toot

    There is still mountains of photographic evidence of aborted fetuses and body parts that are not stillborn.

    But you keep hanging onto that one erroneous photo, Toot

    • kbdabear says:

      How does Toot know this? Why, PP told him the photos were of miscarriages.

    • Octopus says:

      That is some weak sauce, right there. 😆

      How about you address the videos themselves, Chunky? The last one, in particular. How did it make you feel? Proud? Happy? Frisky?

  41. Minnow says:

    As a father, I must say that what Shaun King has done to his father is the most disgraceful, dishonorable thing imaginable.

    That man conceived you Shaun. He cared for you and provided for you.

    And this is your thanks?

    You should be ashamed of yourself, you piece of shit.

    • Octopus says:

      And called his mother a tramp, to boot. I don’t know what kind of parents they were, but I have a feeling they don’t deserve this shameful treatment.

      I wish they still had the stocks, for people like Shaun. He needs to spend the weekend in the town square, being jeered at by passersby. What a complete jackass.

    • calo says:

      I raise my hands up and give you an “Amen, brother Minnow” for seeing Shaun as a professional victim on the backs of his parents.

      • Minnow says:

        Hey Calo…. been awhile. I hope life is treating you well!

        I can’t decide who the bigger turd is, Barry or Shaun?

        A real tough one for me to answer.

  42. Octopus says:

    This is a couple of years old, I guess, but it’s new to me. I loved it, too. You never know when a hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is going to save your life. Praise Jesus. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Following the story on the Youtube, I see Kai’s life took an even darker turn:

      Shocking, I know.

  43. swamprat says:

    Shaun King says the man on his birth certificate isn’t his real father!
    Case closed. …Except that the father would certainly seem to be VERY light skinned. So if daddy is black, mommy would have to be like a Scandinavian albino. Grace Kelly, Martha Stewart and Goldie Hawn in one blindingly reflective package.

    • Octopus says:

      Shaun put the lie to his own story when he declined the free DNA test offered by the black conservatives who first brought this story to Breitbart. He’s completely full of shite. Naturally, Chunky is all-in.

    • swamprat says:

      so white she glows in the dark
      so white she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look hispanic
      so white she makes a marshmallow look tan.
      when she puts on a white t-shirt, you can’t tell where she starts and the shirt begins.
      skin tone is two shades from disappearing.
      she stayed indoors for too long and now she’s no longer within the visible spectrum!
      so white for dinner she made reservations!
      so white she paid full price for her tuition
      so white canned tuna is her soul food
      so white she thinks George Foreman is that nice guy who invented that electric grill

  44. pineapple says:

    Fatso, you are such a lowlife scumbag.

  45. kbdabear says:

    Brave, Brave, Sir Fatass

  46. Because olo says:

    It’s that time…

    Special. @Garbage
    27 minutes ago
    Medication. @Garbage
    29 minutes ago
    Horns.
    33 minutes ago
    Join us. @BernieSanders
    34 minutes ago
    Fixed or unfixed. Whatever.
    35 minutes ago
    Marines. Rock. The house.
    38 minutes ago
    I really love Glenn Miller.
    40 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      Now the question is, does “horns” refer to Glenn Miller, or is he seeing pink elephants, too?

      • Octopus says:

        The next question might be, “Do you guys think it would be worthwhile (or amusing) to stage an intervention on Garage Boy? Of course it’s too late for Fatass, but Gustavo is still relatively young. If we could just get him off the Sterno, ditch-weed and Chunky’s pannus, he could still have some productive years left in him.

        I’m going to start writing my letter, to be read to a tearful, fucked-up Gus at the intervention.

      • calo says:

        Yes, no more interventions for Gus,

        It’s been tried many times before, the leading crusader for Gus rehab is a moderator here. How many times does someone have to offer Gus a JOB before he screams, I cant; you are a stalker.

        Fuck the Gus, and enjoy his blunt rolled, herb dried dribbles he tweets out late night on Twitter.

        He’s amusing and worthy of mocking.

      • Pakimon says:

        Poor Gus.

        Locked out of the house and the Port-A-Potty just too far away.

        Sterno and dumpster scrounged chicken pot pies are an explosive combination.

      • Octopus says:

        Almost ruint his best pink panties, too…the ones he stole from Sis during the dishwasher caper. Phew!

      • Octopus says:

        Calo, I started trying to write an intervention letter for Gus last night, but quickly gave up when I realized I had no positive memories to start off with, as is the custom. Then I recalled that he has been offered countless hands-up, to lift him out of the gutter, and spit on them all.

        Sometimes, you just have to accept the things you cannot change. And mock them, if they deserve it.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t think I can stand another winter of him whining about being cold and doing absolutely nothing about it. It’s torture.

        He’s a wannabe architect and he can’t figure out how to create a sufficiently insulated space to dwell in?

        Aye-yi-yi.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s an architect like Lawhawk is a real lawyer and Chunky is Jimi Hendrix. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        Like Chunky is Brendan Eich…

  47. kbdabear says:

    Hundreds of other people’s fans don’t like you either. No doubt they’re doing something right

  48. Charles is a sick, sick man. Truly he is one of the most horrible creatures on the planet. He will take up any cause in order to make himself look like a hero of the left wing. He is garbage of the first order.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot isn’t insane, he’s obtuse in combination of not being very bright

      He’s even bad at lying along with everything else he fails at

  49. Your wife wishes she could declare you black, so that maybe you could drill her with some of that bbc action. Alas, you get nowhere with that limp noodle of your’s. Thus she has threesomes with your’s truly and Ron Jeremy.

  50. Arachne says:

    Chuck’s busy here tonight. Many posts. Much imbecile. Like his tweets says nothing.

    • Octopus says:

      His infantile comments really show where his head is at, don’t they?

      He’s 63, by the way. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    No blog, no job, no family, no money….you’re doing everything right!
    Keep going! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      And 23 days since Chunky got a “donation” on his gofundme page.

      It’s so bad, it’s getting hard to see his irrelevance and failure through all the sand and tumble weeds piling up. 😆

  52. Octopus says:

    The King Of Oblivious Projection, ladies and germs!

    It’s kind of frightening, but still funny.

  53. windbag says:

    The deliberate manner in which the Hildebeast violated national security.

    http://pjmedia.com/blog/hillarys-air-gap-problem/?singlepage=true

    • Octopus says:

      I really think she’s going to face charges. Whether they stick or not will depend on the mercy of the courts and whoever’s in power, but she willfully tossed the nation’s security into the breeze while cackling like the Wicked Witch. The rumors of her being an alcoholic seem very credible, but it could also be a case of “No Fucks Left To Give.” The trial will be interesting.

      • windbag says:

        That golf meeting between Slick Willie and the jug-eared Jesus was probably Willie begging for the Hildebeast to be convicted and jailed. Imagine the outpouring of sympathy, attention, and cash he would reap. They both would love to toss her under the bus.

      • Because olo says:

        Nope. They’re going to file a ton of charges, and Don Bill will cut a deal with Don Val, and she’ll end up getting a complete pardon.

        I’ve seen this movie before.

      • windbag says:

        Oh, I agree she isn’t going anywhere, but Willie can dream about it.

  54. Because olo says:

    We kicked your ass.
    10 hours ago
    Fuck.
    10 hours ago
    Done you.
    10 hours ago
    Done your shit. Assholes.
    10 hours ago
    Negative wavess.
    10 hours ago
    Nope.
    10 hours ago
    Fuck shit.
    10 hours ago
    Love it.
    10 hours ago
    Question your mission.
    10 hours ago
    Men!
    10 hours ago

  55. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yes, I know exactly what he’s doing. It’s a common wingnut harassment technique. @InnerPartisan @Nero
    29 minutes ago
    @SuperSpacedad Milo is a magnet for swivel-eyed right wing cretins.
    46 minutes ago
    Automatic block function: triggered. http://t.co/mqsaxFB2Eu
    1 hour ago
    Automatic block function: triggered. http://t.co/jW9bO2WO7q
    1 hour ago
    Why are you still tweeting inanities at me? @Nero

    What was that? Automatic gay blocker triggered? First Glen Greenwald and now Milo. Open your mind Toot you fucking neanderthal from the ’70s. Gays are here to stay and will freely voice their opinions. Stop bashing them and their friends you scumbag hater.

    • Because olo says:

      Everybody tweet in unison:

      Toot is a homophone!
      Toot is a homophone!
      Toot is a homophone!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He calls Milo a “self-hater” because in his tiny mind-universe nobody can be gay and conservative.

      How open-minded and generous and understanding!

      • Octopus says:

        Or, black and conservative. Or, female and conservative. Or, an immigrant and conservative. I’m sure the list goes on. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        Let alone the fact that Milo has left more IQ points on the table in tips than Toot will ever have. I mean, holy shit. Talk about proof of the bell curve.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Milo is the anti-Toot:

        Thin, young, a good writer, clever, successful, well-paid, charismatic, fun to be around and gorgeous.

        🙂

      • Arachne says:

        And gay. Meaning Fatass is a homophobe.

  56. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wow. It’s obvious PP and this company were well on their way to being Deadbabies R’ Us. No wonder failed human being, Mr. Toot views them as his heroes. With all of the potentially talented humans lost that would have made his mediocre ass look bad abortion for profit is a big win for his ilk.

    Asked what would make her lab happy, Dyer says, “Another 50 livers a week.” She says the volume of baby parts is enormous. She says her company will see consistent growth in the buying and selling of baby parts.

    Dyer says she feels great support from Planned Parenthood, particularly since StemExpress is viewed as a “champion of the cause. They need champions and if you’re not a champion, then you should go.”

    She also describes Planned Parenthood as a huge supplier of baby parts. “Planned Parenthood has volume,” she says. “..they are a volume business.” Planned Parenthood insists abortion is only 3% of their business, a figure that has been widely debunked, even by abortion advocates.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/21/stemexpress-ceo-techs-freak-out-when-receiving-whole-baby-heads-in-the-mail/

    • Because olo says:

      ‘Asked what would make her lab happy, Dyer says, “Another 50 livers a week.”’

      That pooch is going to get sick and fat eating that.

  57. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Poor Chunky. He’s missed his chance with fake black person Rachel Dolezal whom he chivalrously defended and would be the perfect woman for him. Assuming he can even manufacture sperm after a steady diet of Cheetos and Mountain Dew for ten years at age 62 And after gaining 300 pounds. But alas the window of oppurtunity is no longer there to be the next biological non-father non-entity to yet another confused and disappointed progeny in her ongoing freak show parade of denial dumbth. Thrown into a desparate false identity crisis she has urgently fallen back on her tried and true strategy of old. Namely, batting her eyes, smiling prettily, spreading her legs and getting knocked up. Hoping for some relief from all of the anger and dismay she’s sown and being no quitter, she’s going to wash it away with the new baby happy vibes and sympathy typically awarded a helpless fake minority single mom! With grown 21 and 13 yr olds it must bring back such happy memories of those first years, sewing the early tapestry of insinuations, lies and calculated prevarications that caused people to believe she’s just another loser black stereotype!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3206473/Race-faker-Rachel-Dolezal-shares-post-Instagram-claiming-pregnant.html

    But take heart Chunk! Shaun King’s still pretty young. Maybe you can adopt him as your black baby and finally become something other than the unCool Ghoul that black people mock on Twitter while suggesting you play in traffic?

  58. pineapple says:

  59. Octopus says:


    American Noir, 2015
    Too legit to quit!

  60. ISpeakJive says:

  61. windbag says:

    More evidence of the delusional mind of lefties. This was a post that a friend liked on facebook. The stupid…it burns.

    “For those of you too young to know the Carter presidency, he was disliked because he didn’t sugar coat how bad things were economically. (Look up the “malaise” speech.) He was also stabbed in the back by his own Dem-controlled Congress. He served one term and was replaced by an idiot with a showbiz personality who brought the country to financial ruin and sold weapons to Iran illegally, but is remembered for making Americans feel great, even as he told them everything was wonderful when it wasn’t. But I remember Jimmy as being a pretty great guy, and a good president as well.”

    Wow. Lefties are mind-numbingly ignorant of facts and the world they live in.

    And for those too stupid to remember and analyze the Carter presidency, he was the one responsible for how bad things were economically. And his successor kick-started the economy to a 30-year boom cycle. And the Iranians released our citizens because they were scared shitless when faced with opposing someone with backbone.

    • Because olo says:

      To be completely fair to Jimmeh, he fell on his own sword, though probably not intentionally, when he appointed Volker to the Fed. Reagan kept Volker on, because his bitter medicine was working. The Reagan Recovery process was already underway when the election happened.

      Now as for the hostages, that’s a whole different kettle of fish.

  62. Because olo says:

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  67. kbdabear says:

    Yeh, beating on your beloved block button is “pushing back”

    I really think Toot is borderline retarded

  68. Because olo says:

    This thread’s getting stanky. Maybe a Gus Zen thread or something?

  69. Because olo says:

    • Minnow says:

      I’m guessing Barry hasn’t read Trump’s book “The Art of the Deal”. In fact, I am guessing that Barry hasn’t read more than ten books in his life.

  70. swamprat says:

    I can see Shaun King as having a light-skinned black father who looked like the man his mother married. People cheat often with people who resemble their spouse. After he made this assertion, he should take the test. He can always just say he was mistaken, or that the guy looked vaguely African-American.
    Ultimately, he was doing a spirited job as a black activist.
    I self-identify as a billionaire powerboat racer married to a supermodel.

    I need to start a gofundme page so I can achieve my goals.

  71. Juan Epstein says:

    “Doing something right”?

    You’re effing delusional if you think sitting in your “office” (LOL) all day tweeting actually counts as DOING SOMETHING.

  72. kbdabear says:

    Well first of all Toot, when one of your Tooters puts your handle in the reply, it’s going to show up.

    Second of all, you’re the biggest offender of tweeting at people who block you.

    Third, well, you’re a retard

  73. kbdabear says:

    OK, how about a fun game for this tweet…

    Toot’s Life in 15 Songs

  74. Because olo says:

  75. Octopus says:

    I think he bruised his head on the dumpster lid…thinkin’ about God and stuff, tonight. Headed for another crash landing in a few.

    Dear God. twitter.com/RawStory/statu…
    4 minutes ago
    Apparently “intelligent design” creates people like Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Donald Trumpet.
    9 minutes ago
    Apparently “intelligent design” creates people with mental illnesses. Doesn’t seem very intelligent.
    10 minutes ago
    Apparently said Omnipotent Being is so great at creating humans He also created horribly disease and ailments.
    12 minutes ago
    I’m going to create humans and call it intelligent design but fuck with the humans heads by also creating cancer. Caring.
    13 minutes ago
    Apparently intelligent design requires human intervention. Who knew.
    15 minutes ago
    Intelligent design is so intelligent it requires an optometrist, glass, metals, and plastics. twitter.com/count_01/statu…
    16 minutes ago
    The concept of “intelligent design” is really funny when you consider reality.
    21 minutes ago
    .@Twitter could compromise by allowing the option of not seeing images while defaulting Twitter ads. But, San Francisco.
    23 minutes ago
    I’m guessing Twitter is doing some tweaking to stop Adblock. No thanks for me. I can’t afford all that data loss.
    25 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      He has a point. Gus and Toot are the two biggest arguments against intelligent design I can think of. Either that, or God works in downright bizarre ways.

  76. Octopus says:

    Is there anything funnier and sadder than Old Fat Bastard playing at banning and blocking people on Twitter, re-living his “glory daze” of dismantling his once-popular and successful blog? I mean, really. It’s like watching a wino arguing with his long-dead wife on the street.

    Oh, never mind – I see you’re an Alex Jones fan. Blockety block. @TylerBass
    51 minutes ago

    Excuse me? Who the fuck are you? @TylerBass
    53 minutes ago

  77. Octopus says:

    The last tin of Sterno goes down, and it’s a wrap for the night.

    fuck yeah
    8 minutes ago
    Porque no.
    9 minutes ago
    Because.
    10 minutes ago
    Fairy tails.
    11 minutes ago
    You can;t touch this, The way you wear your hat.
    15 minutes ago
    Pa derp.
    16 minutes ago
    Nope/ You can’t. twitter.com/NationalMemo/s…
    17 minutes ago
    Keep trying.
    18 minutes ago
    You can’t.
    19 minutes ago
    You can’t fucking touch that.
    19 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      There he goes using my name in vain again. Why doesn’t he ever say “octopus”?

      • Because olo says:

        Even “El Pulpo” would work.

      • Octopus says:

        Because…he doesn’t love me. When he’s having his goodnight spank, he likes to dream of his beloved. NTTAWWT.

        Sweet dreams. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        What do I have to do to be unloved like you? Do I have to be an asshole or something? Or is that what gets me all the love in the first place?

      • Octopus says:

        We know Gus is attracted to assholes. That’s from our field ops, who’ve observed him in his habitat. Loves a good salad to toss. Likes to get paid for his work, but will settle for cigs and a slug off your bottle.

  78. Bunk X says:

    Shaun King now has to prove his length.

  79. kbdabear says:

    You know how to steal other peoples work and grab credit for it

    Tell us about your expertise in sandwich boards and selfies of your junk, Toot

    • He knows NOTHING. We’ve confirmed that. There’s no brain there. Only rat droppings.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s taking credit for the throbbing memo? Really?
      He promoted it, but he didn’t come up with the idea.

      Arachne!!!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Another pathetic name drop and reference to long lost glory years I see. Why are you citing your attacks on left wing journalists as bona fides Chunkles McToot? Wasn’t that GOP racists who brought down Rather and pointed out Palestinian anti-Israeli photo-shops? How can those be gut works too?

      Hey left wingers! DON’T hit the tip jar! DON’T GoFundMe!!

      – Chunkles McFartles McJohnson

  80. rightymouse says:

    Morning! Will be getting myself all beautified in a few to attend step-son’s wedding this afternoon to a lovely Cambodian lass. 🙂

  81. Almost a breed, just missed any African.

  82. Because olo says:

    Admins – DESPERATELY need new thread. This one’s choking even with javascript turned off.

  83. Octopus says:

    Mysterious burns on arms…smoking in bed next to empty sterno can pile…must be that car I was leaning on, before the jerk owner came out of Safeway and yelled at me. Yeah, that’s it. I remember now.

    • Because olo says:

      Maybe he should have axed Ludwig first. He knows all about greenhouse physics and putting your hand in hot places and that kind of shit. He even said that if you want your hand to be cold, you have to put it in the cold part of the fridge.

      Science is mind boggling.