It can’t be Islamists!

A bombing occurred at a shrine in Bangkok, Thailand earlier today. The Thai government has been battling a Jihadi insurgency in its Southern regions now for close to a decade. When Dark Falcon said he suspected Islamist, Belafon not only denied is was possible, it was also claimed that this occurred in China!

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Gee I wonder how Belafon could confuse Thailand with China? Could this be a case for the Race Detective? I doubt it since he gives progressives a pass on ignorant statements.

Another item, can anyone tell me the last time Tibetans committed a terrorist bombing?


168 Comments on “It can’t be Islamists!”

  1. Octopus says:

    It’s hard to report the news as it happens, due to the overwhelming importance of The Narrative. I pity the MSM.


    Monday, August 17, 2015
    As I’ve been saying…

    New York Times -finally- catches up to The Phantom.

    White unarmed teenager shot to death by police, nobody gives a shit.

    Regarding the level of attention given to Mr. Hammond’s death, a search of the Nexis news database showed that in the three weeks after he was killed, including the night of his death, there were 145 mentions of “Zachary Hammond” and “police” or “Zach Hammond” and “police” in United States newspapers and wire services. By comparison, there were 704 mentions of “Samuel DuBose” and “police” or “Sam DuBose” and “police” in the similar period after his death, and 1,593 mentions of “Walter L. Scott” and “police” or “Walter Scott” and “police” in the similar initial period.

    The lack of publicly disclosed video of Mr. Hammond’s death helps explain much of why it has not drawn more notice, said Richard Cohen, president of the Southern Poverty Law Center, a longtime civil-rights organization based in Montgomery, Ala.

    Yet he added: “The reality is that this killing maybe doesn’t get quite as much attention because it doesn’t fit into the current narrative that’s sweeping the country.”

    The guy just had to lie, and say it was about the video. But then he couldn’t stand it, and spilled the truth. Media does not give a shit about anybody, they just sell newspapers.

    The New York Times is so desperate to sell their newspaper they are finally resorting to reporting the actual truth, having exhausted all other avenues.

    Important safety tip to all you Lefties who created this police state we now live in: police states are -bad- because the cops can kill your teenage son over nothing, and you can’t do shit about it because no one will help you.

    Dear Lefties, you asked for it. Now you’re getting it. Both barrels.

    The Phantom
    Posted by The Phantom at 8:55 AM

  2. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Why would anyone leap to the conclusion that Islam is responsible? They’re only responsible for this in the last week:

    Weekly Jihad Report
    Aug 08 – Aug 14
    Jihad Attacks:
    Allah Akbars*:
    Dead Bodies:
    Critically Injured:

    C’mon people. Let’s not jump to conclusions. The Amish killed about 1000 people last week too, didn’t they?

    • trebob says:

      What about those Tibetan separatists? What about THEIR violence, killing and destruction?

      It coulda been Tea Party RWNJs. They could have gone over to Thailand to throw Charles off the trail.

      Can you prove it wasn’t the tea party that was behind this explosion?

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        It’s spelled “T I B E T I A N”, you rightwingnutjobchristofascist.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Sorry, Folks.

    Since it happened outside the US, there’s really no one else we can blame it on….

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    So yeah I guess the Muslim Jihadists did this one. But don’t forget the GOP are JUST AS BAD!!!

  5. Because olo says:

    The got trannies in Thailand. It must be the 5-speeds on rampage. Never trust a planet gear that doesn’t revolve around the earth.

  6. Arachne says:

    And just remember – the fact that that jerk in IKEA last week with the knives was a Muslim has NOTHING TO DO with his motives.

  7. Octopus says:

    He’s tossing some guy’s salad, behind the Safeway. For $2.

  8. Octopus says:

    They’re really sweating it out, now. 😆

    Yes, it’s a witch hunt. The wicked old witch is trying every spell, every bit of black magic (racist!) she knows, to get the hounds off her trail. I think they might have have her tree’d, if that shrill screeching off in the distance is any indication.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      OMG. The bad thing she did, moron, is allow the Chinese and Russians and whoever to view anything and everything that passed by on her desk.


      • Octopus says:

        I would be surprised if that was the worst thing those emails disclosed. I think she’s hiding a couple of smoking artillery pieces in there. Sounds like those pieces could be found, if the right pressure was applied in the right place.

        It’s hard to cover up gross malfeasance, and she’s only half-smart. A smart woman never would have put herself in this position in the first place, using a private server for official classified business, along with her personal emails, which mostly consist of mash-notes between Huma and Shrill.

      • Because olo says:

        If Trump wants to put his bux to good use, I’m sure there’s some haxxor in Novosibirsk who’s got the entire disk image, and will part with a copy for a million or two. Trump change.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yeah, no classified e-mails ever went thru her server. So how exactly did she communicate sensitive info? Carrier pigeon? It was all verbal? Couriers rang the doorbell 50 times a day with paper docs? Seriously, how did she function if ZERO secret info ever went thru e-mail??? Unpossible.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s got her tit in the wringer on this one. I don’t see how she can survive, politically. Well, stranger things have happened, but it looks really bad for her campaign right now.

      • Octopus says:

        That would really hurt, wouldn’t it? You have to be more careful around those wringers. 😯

    • Arachne says:

      The stupid is strong in this one. If it were an Olympic event, he’d take the Silver (Chuck would win the Gold and Tarkloon the Bronze).

  9. Daedalus says:

    Tibetans will now be the new Flemish menace!

  10. rightymouse says:

    From the Bangkok Post. Looks like they don’t know yet who perpetrated this atrocity.

  11. Octopus says:

    Fatass is so droll. I mean, stupid.

  12. Octopus says:

    The words, again. Not the bullets. Words.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:


      Wow. I had no idea three guys could combine their stupidity and write something that colossally idiotic.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That sounds kinda good. Boy, if you haven’t had watermelon and feta salad with pickled onions and Italian dressing, you’re missing out.

      BTW, how come the Italians aren’t picking on Burger King for the WOPPER???

      • Octopus says:

        I’m still picketing the local McDonald’s for their hateful “Shamrock Shake,” which is clearly a slur directed at my Irish ancestors. Ho-ho, they had the shakes, from drinking too much. We get it, you fuckers.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      So the good people at “The Root” apparently think only black people eat fried chicken and watermelon at a picnic.

      That’s some racist thinking right there. On their part.

      Have they never been to a picnic in the south? Or the South?

  13. Octopus says:

    Oh, if you’d only seen,
    That the joke was on thee…Fatass. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    The voice of reason. 😆

  15. Tibetan terrorists are the worst. They are not Muslim and therefore not peaceful.

    • Octopus says:

      At least they have the courtesy to dress up in bright, yellow-orange robes, which makes it easy to spot them in crowds.

  16. Octopus says:

    Something is definitely burning…

    • Arachne says:

      I still think Obama’s going to try to pave the way for Kerry to run a second time. He really believes the two of them are going to share another Nobel Peace Prize and Kerry will run on that. Someone tell Seabiscuit that the Swiftboat Veterans are still alive, and American HATES the Iran deal.

      So please run. Please.

      • rightymouse says:

        What are the chances Biden will run??

      • Arachne says:

        Eh…too many people will call it the Obama third term. Obama can really only back one, and I think if he tells Biden he’ll be pushing Kerry, Biden will probably not run.

    • rightymouse says:

      Awesome video. 🙂

  17. Octopus says:

    Serious question: Can anyone tell me one statement or proposed policy on illegal immigration made by Trump, that is something not believed by the great majority of Americans? I’ve been reading up on it this evening, and I’ll be damned if I can find anything I’d even call controversial. It’s all just common sense.

  18. rightymouse says:

    The egomaniac can’t resist tweeting ‘look at me’ crap…..

    • Arachne says:

      No one gives a shit if you’re on the list, Fatass. Didn’t get a single retweet out of it either, I notice.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Awww, Stalker Charles wants to be a shit-stirring “black activist”. Now how you gonna do that welded to a futon?

      • Octopus says:

        He’s not “welded”. He and the futon have a symbiotic relationship, that’s totally organic. It’s a whole complex ecosystem.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        If feces and sloughed skin are an ecosystem, I’ll have to agree.

      • Because olo says:

        Feces are a complete ecosystem as long as you have organic detritus and no oxygen.

      • Octopus says:

        So, you don’t want to stir the shit? Seems like asking for trouble, letting the methane build up, needing only a bit of oxygen and a spark to create yet another nontroversy.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Like that activist’s shit has ever included any fresh air.

        He’s a paid operative that burst onto the scene in a flurry of plane tickets.

  19. JimboXL says:

    I’m sure they believe the bombing was done by little old white nuns shouting Jesus be praised.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Horrific anti-semitic commentary. Also Jews in Europe were legal citizens of the countries they lived in. We’re talking about illegal aliens who have no legal right to live here. Idiots.

  21. rightymouse says:

    What a hypocrite. Didn’t Fatso out, doxx Chen and M to name a few?

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, that’s the big fat pot calling the kettle black, in his usual projection-mode. It never stops with this loser. 😆

    • swamprat says:

      Charles has outed several people. Just sayin’.

      “I am absolutely going to out every one of those people whose real names I can find. They don’t get to hide behind fake names while spewing hatred at me, sorry.”

      This quote available above at the “wingularity”.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    Fucking distusting pig of a white man using Holocaust imagery to make a point is fucking disgusting.

  23. Because olo says:

    Here we go again… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Ironic that he still does the “post a crazy looking picture of my enemy” schtick while using an avatar from 20 years and 150 lbs ago.

      • Octopus says:

        His “scoops” have a distinct flavor of the Weekly World News about them, don’t they? The most outlandish nonsense, coupled with a “Bat-Boy”-esque pic, and the headlines turn out to have very little to do with the actual, extremely-thin content of the story.

        I think we know where Fatass learned how to do the journalism — in line at the convenience store.

  24. Octopus says:

    Weakly World News.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yeah, so?

      Maybe you want him to pretend it’s not happening, kinda like you the last few years.

    • Captain Death says:

      Fatso’s new suck up boyfriend – the neo Stalinist Matt Taibi.

    • Arachne says:

      Another pathetic attempt to piggyback off another’s fame. And thanks for the gratuitous recapitulation Fatso. Like no one could figure out what this was without your brilliant analysis.

  25. Octopus says:

    Please, I beg of you…leave the comedy to the professionals! You’re really bad at it, like everything else. Go write some buggy code or something.

    • Because olo says:

      2500 miles? Is he getting more plaque on the brain?

    • Arachne says:

      Apparently dumbass thinks there are freshwater sharks.

    • It’s not as bad as “The half hour news hour.”

      • Octopus says:

        Hey, Chunky-Stabs….the GoFundMe drought has hit 19 days, without a single pfennig. Is it time to pull it down, or do we wait for the next food stamp check cycle?

      • Arachne says:

        I still think the net on that is less than $1000 – with money withdrawn and then re-donated. Especially that last donation. Who would give a cut-and-paste jockey $120 to continue his good work of – what? Appropriating other’s research? Certainly the Tarkloon pages aren’t worth the big bucks. Speaking of the loozards, shouldn’t they have doubled down by now and sent in some more bucks. So many anonymous donations. When we were helping Natalie with her bakery last year, all of us were happy to sign our names.

      • Octopus says:

        Agreed. Most of that is sock-activity. There just aren’t many people in the world who like Chunky, and think his blog is worth supporting. I mean, look at the ones we are familiar with, like Furious, P-LOL, Vicious, etc.– to call them losers is an insult to people who are actually in the game, and come up short. Chunky and Gus don’t do anything at all, besides bitch about people who do work.

  26. kbdabear says:

    Cuts both ways, Toot

  27. Bunk X says:

    Thailand, China, what’s the difference. All that matters to Charles and LGF is that it was done by Southern extremists and religious fanatics.

    Mr. Southern Poverty Law Center Man said so.

  28. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago

    When you block someone on Twitter, there should be an option to enter a reason for the block

    gulag conspiracy to silence valid critiques
    wish to cover up my past
    unable to rationally counter well reasoned objections
    turns my own words and actions against me showing me up as a hypocrite
    laughing at me
    keeps saying “penis penis penis lol” “cheetos” “mountain dew” “mill you”(see above)
    knows a person who’s uncles’ cousins’ former adopted roommate …same town…saw…nazi
    global warming denier

  29. swamprat says:

    They are gunning for Hillary.
    When they can find her emails but Lois Lerners’ are allowed to remain “missing”; you know something is not right.

    How obvious can it be?
    Hillary is not going to get permission to be President.

  30. Captain Death says:

    In the inverse world of Little Green Footballs – Chinese-Tibetans-Thais-Vietnamese-Japanese etc. – “all them slant eyes look alike”.

  31. Octopus says:

    Some people should never try to tell jokes. Chunky, for one. Shrill? You be the judge.

    A-hee-hee…ho…no. Just stop.

  32. Octopus says:

    Some people are naturally funny. 😆

  33. kbdabear says:

    Coming from a former session guitarist with no Constitutional law background, who thinks the First Amendment is mainly to keep religion out because speech really needs to be monitored, and thinks the Second Amendment should be eliminated. You could go through a lot of Toot’s drek where he advocates action in violation of the Constitution

    But hey, birthright citizenship is where Toot calls out the hypocrisy.

    Funny though, America is one of the few nations that have birthplace citizenship. Aren’t we supposed to chuck those archaic laws to be more like the Europeans?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Since when do social justice idiots give a flying crap about the Constitution?.

    • Because olo says:


    • Arachne says:

      They’re calling for an end to Black Citizenship? I had no idea!

    • trebob says:

      That’s like the fourth of fifth time he’s tweeted out that nonsense. There are multiple sections of amendment 14 and Trump is only taking about the first one. Of course Charles can’t do nuance, only hysterical hyperbole.

      AND if Charles knew even a little bit, he’d know how majorly difficult it is to change the Constitution. We can’t get removal funding of stupid 501(c) entities accomplished, how on Earth would a 2/3 of the house and senate happen?

      Talk about your nothing burgers. Almost as useless as the global warmening crapola.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s coming from somewhere else out in the leftowebs. Toot wouldn’t be able to come up with anything that original, even if it’s at his level of stupid.

  34. kbdabear says:

    Surprised that Toot left the trending “ZIMMERMAN PAINTING CONFEDERATE FLAG!!11!!” tweets to Goos, that’s usually the hashtag that Toot runs to the front of the parade for.

  35. kbdabear says:

    Toot missed his chance to be a big internet security company!

    EXCLUSIVE: Hillary’s email firm was run from a loft apartment with its servers in the BATHROOM, raising new questions over security of sensitive messages she held

  36. kbdabear says:

    Toot, Hillary needs your help! No one knows how to speak to and for Black People like Martin Tooter Johnson!

    Hillary Talks with #BlackLivesMatter The Only Way She Knows How: Awkwardly

    • kbdabear says:

      • Octopus says:

        That is downright precious, right there. In a way, if Shrill was a decent human being, I would feel for her having to try to reach out to these lunatics. Except, BLM is a creation of the Left, and it’s wonderful that they now have to juggle this petard. Let them be hoist!

        Given the way Shrill was beaten bloody by blacktivism in her last campaign, you know she’s got some inner racist feelings roiling around inside her. Black people loved her hubby, but they don’t love her. Not at all.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot has to be banging his head. It could have been HIM getting Clinton Foundation money for sticking a server in the bathroom closet. Toot is the Internet’s Foremost Security Expert who nightly fends off Russian and Belgian Nazi attacks on his server.

      Hillary would NEVER have had a problem and any inquiries would have been answered with “the reporter asking these questions was once in the same airport terminal building with known white supremacist Ann Coulter!” and that would have ended the inquiries once Toot introduced them to his Block Button

  37. Because olo says:


  38. Octopus says:

    When You’ve Lost The WaPo:


    So I wish Hillary Clinton would be respectful enough to say, “I’m sorry. I was wrong.” I wish she wouldn’t insult our intelligence by claiming she only did what other secretaries of state had done. None of her predecessors, after all, went to the trouble and expense of a private e-mail server.

    I wish she would explain why, after turning over to the State Department the e-mails she deemed work-related, she had the server professionally wiped clean. The explanation that she didn’t want people prying into private matters such as “planning for [daughter] Chelsea’s wedding . . . as well as yoga routines, family vacations, the other things you typically find in inboxes” is unconvincing. Does she have some secret yoga move she doesn’t want the world to know about?

    Still think she’s a shoo-in, Stabby-Poo? 😆


    • pineapple says:

      Shitllery was un-electable before the email scandal.

      • Octopus says:

        I thought so, too, but the scandal is pointing up her faults in a very public, merciless fashion. It threatens to bring Benghazi out of the shadows, too. All the nontroversies.

        We do have to remember that America elected a completely unqualified nobody in 2008, and elected him again in 2012 after a horrible, catastrophic first term. Thus proving that nobody is really unelectable, if the wind is behind them. Shrill has lost the tailwind, and is reaping the whirlwind.

      • pineapple says:

        Obama was shiny and new. The first African American president and a good public speaker to boot. (not talking about content) He appealed to voters who normally wouldn’t have voted.

        As far as the second term goes?…… McCain.

        While Hillary would be the first female president, she’s not shiny and new.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        This is what disturbs me.

        Obama’s public speaking skills … I’ve never found them praiseworthy in the least. His delivery is wooden and passionless, IMHO. Ben Stein reads cereal boxes with a more inspiring tone.


      • Because olo says:

        Agreed. I never goted the Obama boner thing. I guess if you hafta ax you’ll never know.

      • Octopus says:

        By 2010, I could only watch about a minute of Obama’s bullshitting, before having to turn it off or leave the room. I know exactly where he’s coming from, and I don’t need any more reminders that the country is in the hands of a clueless pseudo-academic playing the race-card constantly, while despising Western Civ. Fuck that.

    • Because olo says:

      >>> Still think she’s a shoo-in, Stabby-Poo? 😆

      For some reason that reminds me of this.

      • Octopus says:

        That was nice and scary. Especially the angry young ladies. 😯

      • Because olo says:

        Wherever I hear some donkey braying about demographic manifest destiny, and the 1000 year permanent donkey show, that song comes to mind. Tomorrow belongs to the Donkey Show my tush.

      • Octopus says:

        The siren-song of socialism remains very appealing to the low-information voter, with no grasp of economics and flagging ambition. Gonna make us all equal, they say. Won’t that be wonderful?

  39. kbdabear says:

    Toot, still waiting for the day when Fusion Jazz makes a comeback

    • kbdabear says:

      Well Toot, maybe you should take that “million dollar offer” to pick up your guitar and bless us with your bland formulaic riffs

      • Arachne says:

        And HOW MUCH in royalties are you raking in for all those classic songs you performed on back in the day, Fatsy Pants? Yeah, you’re ROLLIN’ in the dough.

      • Because olo says:


        Chunky J. and the Toot-toots!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        I doubt Fatso has ANY royalties coming in and his Gofundme bowl is dry. Last $$$ tossed in was almost 20 days ago.

  40. rightymouse says:

    Update on Bangkok bombing. They suspect Uighur terrorists. They are an indigenous minority in China. And, oh….they’re Muslim.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Well, he doesn’t get any from you either, so you’re even. Happy now?*

    You’re both still liberal idjits, so put that in your bong and smoke it, m’kay??

  42. Octopus says:

  43. Octopus says:

    Pleading guilty to possession of child porn tomorrow, is the word. Well, isn’t that special. He also paid a 16-yr-old girl for sex.

    It’s a disturbing picture, in light of everything.

  44. Because olo says:

    Dude. Not good.

  45. kbdabear says:

    Why don’t you write a tech article explaining to all of us ignoramuses how Hillary’s email server security works? You did wonders ass-covering the NSA and Weiner until subsequent revelations left you looking like a total dumbass

  46. kbdabear says:

    Arc of the Moral Universe? What the fuck kind of hippie dippie crap is that? Aren’t you all about the logic and SCIENCE! of the real world, Toot?