The corpulent, failed, obsolete, blogger shows a lack of self awareness

In a nasty post smearing Greg Gutfeld, Mr. toot unintentionally describes himself and failed obsolete blog.

Look in the mirror

Toot’s statement  is priceless coming from a failed person who claims he can crush dissent and debate.

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177 Comments on “The corpulent, failed, obsolete, blogger shows a lack of self awareness”

  1. trebob says:

    Gosh. The willful ignorance over there is astonishing. Here’s one genius that thinks a child dying and donating his/her organs is equivalent to a baby being killed for parts.

    To frog belly: No, stupid! One child dies and the other is killed. One is organ donation the other is organ harvesting.

    Definitions are hard, I know, but you keep trying.

  2. pineapple says:

    Honest argument? That’s funny coming from this scumbag.

    • trebob says:

      It is isn’t it? When I read “they don’t even listen to the other side” I pictured Charles squawking ‘block and report’, ‘block and report’, ‘say hello to my block button’.

      The guy is utterly clueless.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s why we dubbed him “The Mad Fat King Of Projection,” a long time ago. Udderly oblivious to his own gross nature, and need for a sports bra, even though he doesn’t play sports besides donkey-wrasslin’-n-suckin’.

    • rightymouse says:

      LOLOLOLOL!!! What a putz.

      • Captain Death says:

        When was the last time someones gerbil was introduced to your anus?

      • Octopus says:

        Well, there was Lemmiwinks, and Lewdywanks. Then I believe it became impossible to separate his massive buttocks from the futon they’ve fused into, over the past few years. Gerbils around the world breathed a huge sigh of relief, which kicked up the CO2 levels for a few days. No warming was reported.

      • Just poop says:

        “they have no concept of argument and won’t even listen to the other side”

        -Charles “automatic block button” Johnson

        #hypocrite

  3. trebob says:

    How evil do you have to be to say the people who would stand up for the life of (mostly minority) babies lack decency and ethics?

    Charles, you are advocating the killing of children and you talk about the decency and ethics of others?

  4. Because olo says:

    Lolol. Watch Toot put this glurge up as his own.

    http://thinkprogress.org/election/2015/08/14/3691143/cybersecurity-wont-let-hillary-live-her-life/

    Poor little queen Hill. Not allowed to use an Obamaphone like Gus.

    • Octopus says:

      The idiocy of that story nearly broke my computer. I mean, I was reading on my laptop, and the convulsive laughter nearly made me drop it on the patio bricks. 😆

      But Chunky will post it as a progressive think-piece, worthy of serious consideration by SJW’s around the abysmal pit of ignorance known as the Liberal Blogosphere. Help me, Jesus.

      • Jesus says:

        Stop listening to Rush, watching Fox “News,” and posting to this blog.

        You’re welcome.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re getting more and more obsessed with this blog, Chunky. I knew it would happen, eventually. 😆

  5. Minnow says:

    The funny thing about Barry is that he takes Twitter and his opinions so seriously.

    Barry!?

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Because olo says:

      Little Miss Toot
      Pees in his boot
      Sits on the shitter
      Tweeting his twitter
      Says it’s his OFFICE

      Say hello to my bumf button.

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky is going to be attempting to draw Gutfeld into his insidious snare of shit-for-brains stalking, I see. Don’t do it, Greg! There’s nothing there but stump-enders with no jobs, who can tweet obsessively all day and all night. 😯

  7. Octopus says:

    Well, the scale doesn’t lie. The just-concluded Hellenic Crusade caused yours truly to pack on ten pounds, in three weeks. And I thought I was being “good.” 😆

    What I’m going to do, Stankclair, is get back on the bike, treadmill and weights immediately, and go lo-carb and no alcohol until we are back to where we started. You have to pay the piper, if you want to dance with Dionysus. We danced a lot, especially around the 2-3 hours of late dinner every night.

    Another thing I brought back from the trip was a new appreciation of the TSA, after being groped silly every time I went through. I got picked for special attention every time, this morning even having my hands tested with swabs for evil residue, before my trip back to Detroit from NYC. I must look like a dangerous type, with my rapidly graying hair, comfortable travel clothes and sexy dadbod. They couldn’t wait to feel me up. I had no idea I was so attractive to black men. I should probably try to avoid prison. 😯

    • Because olo says:

      And take your doggie out for some 5-mile walks. It’ll mellow the dogie out. A little bit.

      • Octopus says:

        George received daily walks and playtime while we were gone, with a young cousin coming over mid-day. Our ex-sister-in-law stays in the house while we’re gone and takes care of him the rest of the time, which is nice for everyone. He was giddy to see us, though. We’re his pack, even though we occasionally desert him. At least we don’t dessert him, like Obama has done to other best friends of mankind.

  8. Octopus says:

    Except, the truth turns out to be worse than anyone ever dreamed. Gets worse every day. No wonder you’re freaked, Fatass. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Dr. Carson went there. He told people in the ‘hood to read up on what the Nazis thought of Sanger. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I wish I could find that video of the young black female activist who was loudly proclaiming that even unborn black lives matter, a few years back. She was good. The baby-genociders dint know what to do with her. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I read an article that said Sanger really loved all humans SOOO much that she just kinda went along on the whole black eugenics thing so as to not make birth control seem so sleazy. But she didn’t really mean it, or something, blah, blah, blah. Just faking it.

      Yeah, sure, the Nazi prson guards weren’t really for the gassing of the Jews either, they just wanted to go along to get along.

  9. Octopus says:

    What a kiss of death for a nice young band! 😦

    • kbdabear says:

      If Toot wasn’t an Aspergers Syndrome shut-in, I could picture him trying to waddle up on the stage to “jam” with them… “I played with George Duke and Al Jarreau man, you should be honored to have me on your stage!”

    • trebob says:

      “just dig it”?? Why don’t you just say it’s groovy?

      For a man your age, that’s embarrassing.

    • Arachne says:

      Can I assume that Fats is NOT their target market?

    • trebob says:

      Uh, that SUCKED. I must be an old man because that really stunk.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s taste is all in his mouth. 😯

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Was that a video for Sesame Street?

      Also, some bodies are not cut out to wear skinny tights. That applies to males and females if we are allowed to notice which is which these days.

  10. HelenJRodriguez says:

    ///my roomate’s ex-wife makes $77 every hour on the computer>>>She has been fired for 5 months but last month her paycheck was $14685 just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article>>> Read MOre

  11. pineapple says:

    I hope you’re right Mr. Woods

    • Octopus says:

      But Stabby-Poo has proclaimed her a shoo-in for the presidency…you’re right, she’s done. 😆

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      I know Mr. Woods is wrong. Hillary is going to win. Easily.

      • Octopus says:

        She might go to prison, Stabby. If Obama becomes convinced she won’t win, he’ll sic the prosecutors on her. No love lost there. 😆

      • swamprat says:

        She’s pretty unelectable. She fell on her sword for Obama with Benghazi, (the “what-difference-does-it-make” comment) As Secretary Of State, she kept her emails secret and is getting pilloried for it.
        Not my favorite person; the world wouldn’t end if she became president, but she won’t.
        The right hates her as the former “First Lady” Of Clinton.
        The left sees her as “Old Guard” /former regime and competition with the new left,
        She has been around long enough to know her way around, so she is likely to be able to be effective which would make her unattractively un – pliable and not easily manipulated.
        Too old and experienced to be a puppet.
        She knows where the bodies are buried and helped dig some of the graves.
        She knows what the BS is on both sides of the aisle and everybody knows this.
        No one wants her as president because of who she is. She might have surprised everyone and made a good president, but we will never know because the powers that be do not want a good president. They want “THEIR” president.

      • And just about all of that is nonsense perpetuated by talk radio and Fox”News.”

      • Pakimon says:

        Frank’s mom’s keister is “perpetuated” by Ron Jeremy. Easily.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Well, I suppose you would know….

  13. kbdabear says:

    Who’s “We”, Fat White Man?

    • kbdabear says:

      Know what else they wouldn’t need security guards for? A concert by Toot.

      • Arachne says:

        Of course, if something DID happen at the screening of SOC, he’d be the first one pissing his pants and tweeting out that the theater owners should have KNOWN something would happen and didn’t take precautions.

        We need justice? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that? Whaddaya mean “WE”, White Boy?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Why would a movie about crap that happened 25 years ago cause trouble? Clever marketing scheme it certainly is.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah here’s a thought for the Social Justice Jumbo. What are the possibilities that gang members and thugs from “the hood” are going to plan their Friday night attending a crap movie based on a TV show they’ve never heard of? Of course, I don’t underestimate the real threat of Scientologists storm in’ their boy Cruise’s big opening.

      • Octopus says:

        The movie review at Grantland said “Straight Outta Compton” is a real Hollywood mess-up. I guess it will do well, if only they can arrange for some kind of audience violence somewhere.

        To me, the best part of the NWA story is the fact that they’re all mainstream millionaires now, and Dre’s a billionaire. So much oppression! Such a racist country. 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      The irony now is that Compton is no longer a “hood”, it’s now a “barrio”. Mexican gangs moved in and killed blacks who didn’t move out when warned by the Hispanic gangs that Compton belongs to them now. South LA is being similarly “ethnically cleansed” to the point where Crenshaw is about the last “black” part of the hood

      Of course, Toot is too busy “fighting racism” 1500 miles away to take notice of what is going on 15 miles away

      • Octopus says:

        Who can ever forget the lovable imp, Ice Cube, and his sentimental ode to NWA after he went solo? 🙂

        Note: anyone who complains about the homophobia, anti-semitism, racism and rapery is a racist him or herself (however you self-identify).

        ———————————————————-

        No Vaseline
        Ice Cube

        Got damn, I’m glad ya’ll set it off.
        Used to be hard, now you’re just wet and soft.
        First you was down with the AK,
        and now I see you on a video with Michel’le?
        Lookin’ like straight bozos.
        I saw it comin’, that’s why I went solo.
        And kept on stompin’,
        when ya’ll mothafuckers moved straight outta Compton.
        Livin’ with the whites, one big house,
        and not another nigga in site.
        I started off with too much cargo,
        dropped four niggas now I’m makin’ all the dough.
        White man just rulin’.
        The Niggas With Attitudes — who ya foolin’?
        Ya’ll niggas just phony,
        I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
        Yella Boy’s on your team, so you’re losin’;
        Ay yo Dre, stick to producin’.
        Callin’ me Arnold, but you Been-a-dick;
        Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick.
        You got jealous when I got my own company,
        but I’m a man, and ain’t nobody helpin’ me.
        Tryin’ to sound like Amerikkka’s Most,
        you could yell all day but you don’t come close.
        Cuz you know I’m the one that flown,
        ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go.
        With the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B, and ya’ll disgrace the C-P-T.
        Cuz you’re gettin’ fucked out your green by a white boy,
        with no vaseline…

        “Damn, it feels good to see people…on it”

        The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin’,
        who gives a fuck about a punk-ass villain?
        You’re gettin’ fucked real quick,
        and Eazy’s dick, is smellin’ like MC Ren’s shit.
        Tried to tell you a year ago,
        but Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
        I couldn’t stop you from gettin’ ganked,
        now let’s play big-bank-take-little-bank.
        Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn’t worth it
        cuz the broomstick fit your ass so perfect.
        Cut my hair and I’ll cut them balls,
        cuz I heard you’re, like, givin’ up the drawers.
        Gang-banged by your manager, fella,
        gettin’ money out your ass, like a mothafuckin’ Ready Teller.
        Givin’ up the dollar bills,
        now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.
        So don’t believe what Ren say,
        cuz he’s goin’ out like Kunte Kinte,
        but I got a whip for ya Toby;
        used to be my homey, now you act like you don’t know me.
        It’s a case of divide-and-conquer,
        cuz you let a Jew break up my crew.
        House nigga gotta run and hide,
        yellin’ Compton, but you moved to Riverside.
        So don’t front, MC Ren, cuz I remember when you drove a B 2-10.
        Broke as a mothafuckin’ joke.
        Let you on the scene to back up the Verse Team.
        It ain’t my fault, one nigga got smart,
        and they rippin’ your asshole apart.
        By takin’ your green, oh yeah,
        the Villain does get fucked with no vaseline.

        I never have dinner with the President.
        I never have dinner with the President.
        I never have dinner with the President.
        And when I see your ass again, I’ll be hesitant.
        Now I think you a snitch,
        throw a house nigga in a ditch.
        Half-pint bitch, fuckin’ your homeboys.
        You little maggot; Eazy E turned faggot.
        With your manager, fella,
        fuckin’ MC Ren, Dr. Dre, and Yella.
        But if they were smart as me,
        Eazy E would be hangin’ from a tree.
        With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
        Light ’em up, burn ’em up, flame on…
        till that Jheri curl is gone.
        On a permanent vacation, off the Massa plantation.
        Heard you both got the same bank account,
        dumb nigga, what you thinkin’ bout?
        Get rid of that Devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple.
        Cuz you can’t be the Nigga 4 Life crew
        with a white Jew tellin’ you what to do.
        Pullin’ wools with your scams, now I gotta play the Silence of the Lambs.
        With a midget who’s a punk too,
        tryin’ to fuck me, but I’d rather fuck you.
        Eric Wright, punk, always into somethin’, gettin’ fucked at night.
        By Mista Shitpacker, bend over for the gotdamn cracker, no vaseline…

      • Octopus says:

        That is some deep irony. Funny how you never hear about that situation in the MSM. Just criminals who get capped by cops, after deciding to fuck with tha police.

      • Abu oyliM says:

        Octo,
        I loathe (c)rap music the way you hate jazz/fusion, which is fine, as long as you know Bruce Springsteen is the worst “music” ever foisted upon humanity. I. Can’t. Even. Listen.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Now he’s an NWA fan.

  15. JimboXL says:

    Wow, do they have to latch on to every single stupid perceived “injustice?” It’s hilarious. No there wont be guards at Ant Man and the Avengers, they aren’t screaming eff the police and attracting all of those wonderful and peaceful mobs that burn down cities.

  16. ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

    A really amusing thing happened a few days ago. Calo finally realized why Charles Johnson wears a black T-shirt.

    I was wearing a white one.

    • calo says:

      I thought you stole Johnson’s strawberries. Instead, I discovered you stole my Cheetoes and left the evidence all over your white shirt.

      Bring back LGF stats, ISTE. Leave my Cheetoes alone. 🙂

      • ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

        OK buddy… going to grease the wheels on the strawberry picker and drive it out of the shed and onto I610 this weekend. You don’t know how much that old berry picker and what I am doing now have in common.

        Fuck EzPassTag.. The berry picker ain’t got licence plates!

        and… it is registered in Bolivia.

        🙂

      • Octopus says:

        “Potatoe”

      • ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

        P.S. I got fresh cheetoes and you saw the anti cockroach seal the bag clip…

      • calo says:

        ISTE is English, I always put extra vowels in my words to satisfy his demand that I enunciate without a Southern drawl.

      • ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

        We talk with our eyes…

        Best conversations are the silent ones.

        🙂

      • Octopus says:

        So uncomfort. Much PDA.

  17. kbdabear says:

    Pretty sanguine for a guy whose party is now trying to get Algore to make a run

  18. ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

    Can we please stop laughing at Mouse-ka-mania. Thank you.

    My current project is getting firmware pre the mouseka thing up to date on current microcontrollers.

    I need help… firmware was written in FORTH.. lol.. may as well be written in chinese..

    • Because olo says:

      What microcontroller? I thought there was a Forth out there for PIC or AVR or one of the popular 8-bit ones. Ax the ninnynet. The ninnynet tells me secret shit all the time.

      • ISTE lost his password and heart. says:

        Yes there is… but.

        I have the FORTH program for the old shit however what is missing is the way it talked to the real world. the thing measures temperatures and pressures and turns relays on and off.

        What is missing is how the micro controller accessed thermistors (a to D convertors)and i/o ports.

        was written to run on a Rockwell 65F11

      • Because olo says:

        That’s going to depend on the chip. Only a few mickey mouse basics have libraries for I/O. Usually, you have to set all those blinking registers. It’s a pain in the tuchas, but you gotta RTFM.

      • Abu Office says:

        Cool Flash animations and web design techniques.

  19. Frank Sinclair says:

    Merely quoting a dittohead like Gutfeld saying something monumentally idiotic is not a smear, Sparky.

    • Frank Stank and Charles deal in smears on a daily basis.

      Greg Gutfeld has written books, and has become a television personality in the time it took Charles to completely destroy his website.

      Gutfeld’s gaining in popularity, while Charles only continues to gain weight.

      • Arachne says:

        I have come to the conclusion that fatty’s alter egos come here because they get the attention they crave. So I have decided to do what the rest of the Internet does when it comes to this clown. IGNORE HIM. Eventually they’ll get more desperate and do a post that gets them thrown off for vulgarity and ad hominem attacks. They really have nothing else.

      • rightymouse says:

        Remember “GAZE”?? Har!!

      • Because olo says:

        GAZE works, but so do Ron Jeremy pokes.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        The Gut even wrote for HuffPo at one time. Ya know the HuffPo that is unaware of Chunky’s existence?

      • Arachne says:

        Yes – definitely reference the Jeremy. Mr. Holland’s Opus was always good too. But GAZE was the perennial Swamp favorite.

    • Pakimon says:

      Frank Sinclair likes to smear things on his “sparky”.

      His mom says to “just dig it” from underneath his pannus. 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    Nah. It was your own buggy website that did it.

  21. Octopus says:

    But I don’t want Thai ladyboys showing up in my adverts every time I log onto the internet, to check the scores and mock the Fatass. Swarthy Asian girls with dicks don’t do anything for me, I’m sorry. I’m glad there’s a source for people like Chunky’s little gang of sicko-pants, but I’m going to continue self-identifying as a straight old white guy with normal inclinations. I understand how unfashionable, racist, sexist and stodgy this appears to the “fuck yeah SJW,” but so be it.

    • Because olo says:

      Hell yeah, he’s an SJW.

      • Octopus says:

        Not sure about the “neurotypical,” but the rest is pretty true. Unless we’re discussing Chunky, in which case the last three are up in the air.

      • Because olo says:

        Doesn’t ‘cisgender’ cover ‘straight’? Seems a little redundant.

      • Octopus says:

        cis·gen·der
        sisˈjendər/
        adjective
        denoting or relating to a person whose self-identity conforms with the gender that corresponds to their biological sex; not transgender.
        “this newfound attention to the plight of black trans folks by primarily cisgender allies is timely and necessary”

      • Because olo says:

        Pretty hard to be straight and transgender at the same time, unless I’m missing something.

      • Bunk X says:

        The modifier “trans” indicates motion, such that the word “transgender” refers to the moving gender-specific parts of Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion.

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    New at LGF! PRIVATE messaging!! Want to crap all over another commenter? But too chicken to do it and too dumb to explain why you wanted to anyway??? Want to form secret groups of LGF uber-haters and downding in prearranged secret swarm attacks that leave the victim wondering just what happened?!!!! Well,you can because we just got cliqueier and douchier than ever!!

    Tech Note: New Private Messaging Feature
    Privacy is good
    14
    Charles Johnson
    LGF34 minutes ago • Views: 385
    We have a new feature for registered LGF users today: you can now address private comments to specific people! You can address the private message to just one person, or a list of people, and only the people in your recipient list will be able to read it. To …

    • Octopus says:

      Let the whisper-campaigns begin anew!

      All 11 people will really enjoy this awesome feature. 😆

      • Abu Milyo says:

        11 socks. Kinda like when I do laundry. Always an odd number of white socks.
        😦

        Was the white sock reference raciss? I don’t seem to have trouble with colored socks.

      • Octopus says:

        The word “colored” is racist. I know someone who got in big trouble at work for referring to a client as “colored.” This was about three years ago, so maybe it’s okay by now.

      • Because olo says:

        You can’t have ‘racis’ without ‘cis’. It all makes sense. Or something.

      • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

        “Note that you have to use the actual username, not the display name”

        Poor Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR, Furious Burka is going to have a problem messaging him in private.

    • kbdabear says:

      We have a new feature for registered LGF users today: you can now address private comments to specific people! You can address the private message to just one person, or a list of people, and only Me and the people in your recipient list will be able to read it

      FIFY, Toot

    • kbdabear says:

      Anyone who thinks Toot isn’t using that to tell the favorite Tooters who’s talking about them behind their backs is dumb enough to be a LGF member

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles just re-invented Texting.

  23. Because olo says:

    I’m old enough to remember when Shoebat was an LGF good guy.

  24. Because olo says:

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  26. Because olo says:

    I wonder if mouse-ka-mania will run on this problematic?

  27. Octopus says:

    Steyn has a new book out, and it’s got the Climate Chaos Crew in a tizzy: http://www.steynonline.com/7102/punching-back-twice-as-hard

    Can’t wait to read it.

    • Because olo says:

      Somebody should have warned Mikey about that ink by the barrel thing. This ain’t gonna end well for Mikey.

      • Octopus says:

        Steyn is a brilliant and prolific writer, who deals in facts. Mann picked the wrong guy to sue. 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    This is good. 🙂

    The best trolling of SJW’s of all-time? Well, we aren’t forgetting Elfwick, but Roush is bringing it hard.

  29. Octopus says:

    But surely they would accept a bachelor who has built many things with Legos out in the garage, while multi-tasking on Twitter. #nameyoursalary

  30. Octopus says:

    How is this not a terrorist threat? 😯

  31. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    Climate Change So Bad, National Geographic Has Had to Radically Redesign Its Maps

    By CriticalDragon1177
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    Just how bad is the problem of global warming? This is how bad it is now! Climate change deniers, please stop denying that this is happening, and help us do all that we can to stop it! Louis Doré on the nightmare that we are creating by pumping greenhouse gases into the environment.

    (Photo: Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

    Earlier this month US president Barack Obama announced the White House’s most aggressive plan to date for tackling climate change.

    President Obama said at the announcement:

    Shrinking ice caps forced National Geographic to make the biggest change in its atlas since the Soviet Union broke apart.

    It’s true.

    The publisher has altered the Arctic caps in the 10th edition of the National Geographic Atlas of the World, declaring it: “one of the most striking changes in the publication’s history”:

    To say that this is bad news is an understatement!

    Read more at The Independent!

    Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/317730_Climate_Change_So_Bad_National#urpqs5HWE73Z0gB2.99

  32. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s best-case scenario for scoring in this lifetime?

  33. Bunk X says:

    Charles Johnson likes that word “spew” a lot.

  34. kbdabear says:

    Joey Choo-Choo gets the coveted Toot endorsement

    • Octopus says:

      Suddenly, a crack appears in Chunky-Poo’s ironclad-certainty of Shrillary’s confirmation as the next president. What was the final piece of evidence that swayed you, Fatass? The blank server she turned over? 😆

  35. kbdabear says:

    Mr Toot is a lot like his namesake in the move The Green Mile

    Well, he would if The Green Mile Toot lost 50 points off his IQ

  36. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog say it good day to watch Eagles battle little horses from Indianapolis!

    It pre-season though so Eagles cheerleaders rather frolic at beach in eco-friendly fashion wearing swimwear made from organically grown coconuts and palm fronds and whatnot. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      That pic is making me miss the beaches of Greece. 😦

      Although, to be fair, there were probably five Rosie O’Donnell’s to every cheerleader. We won’t discuss the men. Let’s just say, they weren’t all buff firefighters wearing appropriate attire.

  37. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog would be remiss if Pakimog not mention Jaguars pre-season victory over metal men from Pittsburgh on Friday.

    Pakimog went to Jaguars scrimmage last week and was able to get on field to hobnob with cheerleaders!

    Jaguars cheerleaders are a patriotic, taut and tawny bunch as seen in photo below.

    Note some cheerleaders reaction in photo below when Pakimog started shouting for them to make him sammiches! 😀

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t wait for football season to start again…..

      • Pakimon says:

        Football season has started!

        Pakimog notice rightymouse use “not so happy” emoticon on her comment.

        Pakimog explain why cheerleader pictures get posted on Sunday morning during football season here.

        With musical accompaniment, of course. 😀

        “A caveman on a blog. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little blog of Diary of Daesalus, you might say some of us menfolk are cavemen on a blog, trying to post pleasant, simple pictures of cheerleaders without annoying the admins and ladyfolk. It isn’t easy. You may ask, why do we post cheerleader pictures there if it’s so dangerous? We stay because Diary of Saedalus is our home… And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you
        in one word… Tradition.”

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s ok. And I’ll still poke fun at the tarts.

  38. Pakimon says:

    Yet another tweet containing the incoherent drivel known as “Why I Parted Ways With the Right™ ” in 5..4..3..2..1 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s also been 17 days since anyone (especially Charles) donated to his beggar bowl. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        The last time we had a dry spell this long, and mentioned it here, Chunky got busy and ginned up three socks in a day to donate a total of $30. I expect a similar result. 😆

  39. Because olo says:

    A blob fan. Go figure.

    • trebob says:

      Wow. Charles can’t even write one original paragraph error-free can he? Hey Charles, it’s “simultaneously” (an adverb) and “efforts to deny” doesn’t even make sense. How can you make an effort to deny something, you illiterate dope?

      You just string words together until something comes out don’t you Charles? Your G.E.D. is showing.

    • Octopus says:

      The evil hiding-heat is emerging as “The Blob!” 😆

      I wouldn’t believe it if I wasn’t seeing it with my own eyes, this idiotic boondoggle tied to $1.5 Trillion in crooked biznatch. How fitting that Fatass has attached himself to such insanity.

      • Because olo says:

        I suppose it’s a waste of ninnynet to try to splain to Grosso that what he’s claiming is thermodynamically unpossible.

      • Octopus says:

        Cue the entrance of Lewd-wank Von Coyote, on a swaybacked donkey, wielding a crooked lance and charging a windmill. Singing, “To dream, the impossible dream…”

        Alas, Lewd-Freak is no more. Iceweasel struck him down, in the prime of his slut-shaming career. 😦

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Other people get paid handsome sums to shill like this.

      Chunky-butt does it for free!

  40. pineapple says:

    I’m glad football has returned, my Bolts beat the Cowboys Thusday.

    They will probably be the LA Chargers in a year or two which sucks.

  41. rightymouse says:

    LGF cheerleader……

  42. Octopus says:

    I’m still smarting from the hideous collapse of the Tigers’ season, but I’m beginning to feel the first stirrings of hope for a successful Lions’ year. We beat an atrocious Jets team handily in the first preseason game, which normally would mean nothing, as in the opposite of anything, but we have this new running back with a Muslim name who seems bent on holy gridiron war. No more Suh? Well, we have a replacement who’s looking good, and hasn’t stomped on anyone yet. Optimism on both sides of the ball.

    Some yahoo compared Abdullah to Barry Sanders the other day, in his quickness. This was a blatant attempt to put the “evil eye” on him, and get him injured before he can even play a regular season down. I am counteracting this by sacrificing a goat on the next game day. Can’t be too careful, or sane, when it comes to NFL football.

    Btw, success for this franchise is not tied to winning the championship. That’s an impossible dream, and we aren’t there yet — we will never be there, as far as I can tell.

    All we need, is to win a playoff game. Just one. Oh, and to win a game at Lambeau Field, just once before we die. That’s not asking too much, is it?

    • pineapple says:

      Looking forward to the first game then.

      Chargers vs. Lions in San Diego……. a few years back the Lions manhandeled the Bolts in Detroit. Hoping for a better outcome this time.

    • Abu Milyo says:

      Knowing my Bears are gonna suck I’m thrilled the Cubs have won 15 of 16 and go for the sweep against the stagnant White Sox in a few minutes. Unlikely this is the Cubs’ Year but the arrow is pointing in the right direction.