Mr. Toot whines that some Lefties do not accept him

Charles Johnson is pleading for some love from the Left.

Poor Mr. Toot, 6 years after “breaking with the Right”  he still gets no love from the Left. Could it be that  as nihilistic as they are, the Left cannot stand an opportunistic turncoat (and a mediocre one at that) such as the corpulent, flatulent, pony-tailed, former bicyclist, who urinates into empty bottles of mountain dew and shares a rat hole with water bugs who feast on the crusts left in empty boxes of pizza?

Mr. Toot  face it. You are a loser who nobody respects or even likes. Your neighbors cannot stand the sight of you as you have a personality that can peel paint and are an overall societal parasite.

You need an intervention desperately.

No one loves me No one loves me2 No one loves me3


81 Comments on “Mr. Toot whines that some Lefties do not accept him”

  1. I really agree with you, Charles Johnson is a fat, smelly oaf with the IQ of an ashtray.

    • Daedalus says:

      Why does going after Charles bother you?

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Going after Stalker Charles? It must be that the pannus-whipping marks on his sister’s ass bother him as he’s looking for his penis penis penis LOL.

        /did I do that right, Stanky??? Isn’t it always some 7th grade locker room sex “burn” with you?


        Whoever it is, it obsesses over protecting Stalker Charles and has all the sexual maturity of a 13 year old boy raised in a closet. I would tend to believe that *everything* bothers it. If it ain’t Stalker Charles, maybe it’s one of his alternate personas. 😉

    • Captain Death says:

      Whatever you say Charles.

  2. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Poor Mr. Toot. He acts as though he really believes his own bullshit. He doesn’t get that if he really was “misled” for eight years, while gleefully heaping vicious abuse on the left that WHOLE time and THEN all of the sudden had an epiphany, then he’s kinda even a bigger loser idiot than if he’s just lying. I mean in one scenario he’s just a crooked little lying, money grubbing fat fuck. In the other he’s an AMAZINGLY STUPID little weak minded money grubbing fat fuck. Neither one goes too well with his morally superior, wait for me – I’m your leader, do as I say and feed my ego AND pay give me your money schtick.

  3. I knew Foster was a Lib once I began reading the archives shortly after arriving there in 2004. And I would point that out whenever someone would refer to him as a conservative. So he now admits to what I knew was true all that time.

    After 9/11 he backed ‘W’ in TWOT. And because of that his site started attracting a lot of conservatives that were way smarter than he is. That is part of the reason he rarely posted. The other reason is his blog was doing so well with all of us who were writing intelligent analyses. My guess is, he decided to keep his fat mouth shut so his blogs success didn’t vanish. I finally got tired of this tangential deception.once he got on the anti-God, evolution bandwagon. So one night I asked him a simple question. ‘Do you believe in God?’ And for that I was banned. After that a full-on purge of the conservatives began.

    My take on why the Lib’s wont embrace him is he deceived them for 8 years. The question to him, from them, is very simple. Why didn’t you speak up sooner and ban all those nasty conservatives earlier? The answer is also simple, and one y’all can figure out.

    • Daedalus says:

      I pretty much I agree with your analysis.

    • Captain Death says:

      He was a national security hawk and a socially moderate guy. However I am certain he had a breakdown sometime in 2008-09.

      • Octopus says:

        I think he was a lot more on board with conservative thinking in general during the glory years of LGF. A lot of it was WoT, but a lot was also defense of conservatives and attacks on liberals, in many areas.

        The breakdown and subsequent Moronic Conversion, as I have maintained for years, was tied to his romantic rejection by Ms. Geller. The timing fits perfectly, with the known facts of his flirtation and goofy fumbling advances, supported by photographic evidence, which led to Pam’s crushing straight-arm to his forehead that would have done Jim Brown proud. It stunned him, possibly leaving him with a closed-head injury, as he began obsessing over things like creationism, flags and Vlaams Belang. It only got worse from there.

      • Because olo says:

        Now he’s and SJW, which stand for “If I can’t have her, then all women should be insufferable biches, so you don’t get any either” in Croatian.

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    He’s not back on Twitter – those are from Facebook. @edb87
    57 minutes ago
    In case you were wondering, yes, he’s still a sick freak.
    1 hour ago

    IOW Chunk went to Facebook to stalk Ginger.

  5. And his not so famous screed, ‘Why I Parted Ways with the Right’ was also a bunch of nonsense. He was only truly with the Right on one issue. The War on Terror. This is where he badly miscalculated, and for which the Left will NEVER forget or forgive, nor be his friend. He posted stories that pleased the Conservatives, and went after Liberals. He dug his own hole and can only wait as the Libs slowly fill it.

    • Daedalus says:

      They will never forgive him for Rathergate. That is his original sin.

    • Captain Death says:

      It was one sentence “catch all” leftist phrases, clcihes and talking points. No attempt at analysis at all. He could have written them while sitting on the toilet.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      When Toot was on the right he was incredibly vicious, dismissive and mocking of the left. As he is now toward the right. He’s such a fucking moron he burns bridges wherever he goes. That’s his main problem. The other problem is whether or not he’s sincere (he’s not) the left don’t need him. At best he’s redundant. Who needs another leftard Obungle cheerleading hippy blogger?

  6. Speranza says:

    It would have been one thing if Charles reverted to being say a moderate liberal but not a radical leftist and did not start libeling most of those who had been his friends and supporters as well as some of his long time commenters on LGF. But he turned into a nasty, mean spirited guy who showed a treacherous side of him.

    • Daedalus says:

      He’s gone Hard Hard Left. He’s in Trotskyite territory.

    • He reconciles his guilt over his deception by being angry with others, rather than with himself. He’s needs to blame, and be angry with, himself over the predicament he now finds himself in, And like a true hard Lefty he assigns his anger on those he disagrees with. He is such a moron.

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @latimes: Scorching hot days to begin with temperatures hitting 105 in valleys
    11 minutes ago

    It’s like OK. Like, they have like air conditioning in like the valley.

  8. Daedalus says:

    August 13, 2015 at 10:25 am

    And he did that because of his backing of Bush on TWOT. He was protecting an (R) , of course, you know this; me and you were very early critics of ‘W’ over there and endured a lot of flack for it.

    I despise that whole family. Jeb Bush is a punk like his brother and their father is a terrible person.

    Stay out the Bushes!

    • I gave up on the Bushes soon after W’s re-election. He had a chance to do something for the Con base, but instead gave into the minority Liberal agenda.

      • Daedalus says:

        George HW Bush gave us the Clintons. George W. Bush led directly to Obama. If god forbid the Dauphin (Jeb Bush) won, it would probably lead to a President DeBlasio or Warren. The Bush family are political losers and enable the progressive agenda. The Bush mafia has the Duc D’Orleans (George P. Bush) waiting in the wings.

        BTW, how come no one has seen that crook Neil Bush around?

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    If Ginger Johnson flipped sides, would Charline accept it.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Now this is the kind of strategery thinking we need in our next Preezydunce. I guess Frankystanky must be right. The Hillbag’s going to win over that naive, born yesterday Donald Trump. She used email to request a book containing advice on how to permanently delete emails. But then forgot to delete THAT email. LOL!!

    Tips on Deleting Emails From Email Book Hillary Clinton Wanted to Read

    The last batch of Hillary Clinton emails released by the State Department included one from Clinton asking to borrow a book called “Send: Why People Email So Badly and How to Do It Better,” by David Shipley and Will Schwalbe.

    Clinton has not said why she requested the book, but it includes some advice that is particularly interesting in light of the controversy over her unconventional email arrangement at the State Department and her decision to delete tens of thousands of emails she deemed to be purely personal.

    The copy that ABC downloaded for $9.99 had some interesting revelations.

    Take, for example, Chapter Six: “The Email That Can Land You In Jail.” The chapter includes a section entitled “How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted.”

    “Some people are hoarders, some are checkers,” the authors write. “The main thing to consider is that once you do decide to delete, it’s like taking the garbage from your kitchen and putting it in your hallway. It’s still there.”

    The chapter advised that to truly delete emails may require a special rewriting program “to make sure that it’s not just elsewhere on the drive but has in fact been written over sixteen or twenty times and rendered undefinable.”

    • We can only hope this whole fiasco sinks her bid. However the MSM will protect her, just as they did with Wet Willie’s admin when 900 FBI files mysteriously appeared in the White House.

  11. PeteP says:

    Fatty Johnson never misses an opportunity to piss on the very people who for 8 years supported him, defended him and and helped make his blog one of the most popular political blogs of it’s day before he utterly destroyed it.

    Stay classy Chuck.

    And BTW Chuck, no-one cares whether you’re coming back or not because you’re a traitor and you’re no longer relevant.

  12. Because olo says:


    • Bunk X says:

      Light burned out in the bathroom again, so he’s got to ask his neighbor if he can use her laundry sink.

  13. ISpeakJive says:

    Who is he kidding? He’s just as full of anger today as he was in the before-time.

    Directed at a different group now. but it’s all the same. Smear, demonize, ridicule.

    Let me rephrase that in a more Johnsonian-like manner:

    “He’s just as full of ridiculously stupid, malignantly narcissistic, absolutely horrible, incredible anger today, and it’s GETTING WORSE!!!!”

  14. Because olo says:


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  16. kbdabear says:

    Only the sharp intellect and razor sharp wit of Mr Toot could burn with this comebacker;

    • pineapple says:


      Ummm…. where’s the “@benshapiro”?

      Oh……. I got it….. Toot’s BLOCKED.

      Imagine that.

      I guess Ben won’t feel the razor sharp Toot burn comeback.

  17. docweasel says:

    hey, haven’t been around in a while, was just wondering how bad the LGF deathwatch was going, but I see you haven’t updated the declining comments or registrations for 4 years now. They must be quite low by this point. Any updates for us?

    • Because olo says:

      At this point, nobody knows if there’s any life left, or if they’re all socks. There’s some evidence of sockery going on there, including some of the rather strange characters that visit us here.

    • Bunk X says:

      Whoa. There’s a name from the bygone days. Didn’t you have some kind of connection with “Baby Giraffes?”

  18. docweasel says:

    hey, haven’t been around in a while, I was just curious about the LGF deathwatch (the point where there are so few commenters and regs that charlie the troll shuts it down) but I see you haven’t updated since 2012. Any updates on the death-rattle of lgf?

    • Daedalus says:

      Charles spends most of his time on Twitter now. LGF is secondary for him.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      We give him tips on how to stay relevant in the form of mocking. He doesn’t read here but somehow manages to respond appropriately and hence is still barely hanging on. He started a big crusade against Ginger Johnson who was asking for donations on his website (non-publically tallied). After awhile it was obvious it dawned on Chunky to try and copy Ginger (who’s like 35 yrs his junior) and do the same thing. Except he set up a GoFundMe (which is publically tallied) asking for 10 grand. He’s been flat-lined at right around 3 grand for like 2 months and we laugh at him every day. He’s such an idiot to choose a public fund raising venue so people can see what a broke as a joke failure he is. And ironically every day he tries to crap on people who are millionaires and billionaires like Pam Geller, Ben Carson, Donald Trump, Glenn Greenwald, etc.. Such a butt hurt moron is our poor Chunky McToot.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Is there an echo in here?? 😯

  20. JimboXL says:

    No anger over there at all-wasn’t one contributor joking about Repubkicans getting mowed down and wasn’t another saying armed thugs with assault rifles should be stationed at voting locations to intimidate conservative voters. Don’t they consistently argue that harmless old Republicans tweeting family values are the most dangerous threat to the country while ISIS sets teachers on fire and murders children? And didn’t he recently argue that Republicans would like seeing black women get beat up?

    No no, they left the anger long ago. Only pure love fuels their hate I’m sure.

  21. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Ever notice that Greg Gutfeld’s face is permanently contorted into an angry scowl?
    43 minutes ago

    Uh no.

    But we do notice that most of what you say Mr. Toot is demonstrably wrong.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve read both of Gutfeld’s books, and there isn’t a scowl to be found anywhere. All he does is make jokes, including self-deprecating ones, and ones about his Fox colleagues. Just like he does on TV everyday.

      Mr. Toot doesn’t even try to come close to the truth, on anything. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He seems like a pretty jolly guy. His humor is just very wry.

    • kbdabear says:

      Coming from a fat loser who uses as his avatar a 15 year old picture of himself…. SCOWLING

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    What’s going to be funny is BLM protesters will likely show up. To protest the police, that is. Not the gansta rappers and the subculture of gangs, drugs, death and crime they glorify and promote. What chump straight outta Compton stays in school, gets good grades and goes to college? Or worse gets a chump job at a chump fast food place. A fool that’s who!!

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot will denigrate the LAPD for doing a precarious balancing act of keeping the town from repeating Watts and South Central, The Sequel while not upsetting the progressive celebrities who would call in the National Guard if the thugs came within a mile of their own homes.

      Unless the thugs end up too close to Toot’s neighborhood, then he’ll complain that the police aren’t doing their jobs

  23. Because olo says:

    • swamprat says:

      That is some interesting spin.
      A man who medically helps children has abandoned his ethics because he opposes abortion?
      That’s like saying you bought a safe to bring attention so items will get stolen.

    • Bunk X says:

      …and “Dr. Jen” is wearing a home-made Wonder Woman tiara.

    • kbdabear says:

      Could someone point out how fetal tissue research is necessary? From what I’ve read, fetal stem cell research was a dead end, the advances came from adult stem cells

  24. Because olo says:

    And then what?

  25. Because olo says:

  26. Dudebro says:

    Remember when Hillary’s server gonna turn out to be no biggie? Would last only a couple of weeks? Over by April of 2015. Another documented EPIC FAIL!!!

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Even if Ben Carson were hypocritical about using fetal tissue in 1992 it would be such a tiny and insignificant inconsistency compared to the massive hypocrisy of Dems who advocate taxes and then not pay them, who play class warfare while lining their own bank accounts, who advocate transparency while deleting records, who pledge readiness at 3am and instead ignore pleas for security (for months) and are nowhere to be found during a life and death crisis. Things that happened in recent times and indeed are still happening. And that Mr. Toot accuses hypocrisy after running a blog for anti-Jihadists he now labels racists (while excluding himself) is particularly rich. Lastly, Carson points out the hypocrisy fallacy himself with the devastating clarity one expects from such a fine and intelligent gentleman, doctor and scientist who also has a high ethical and moral sensibility.

    “We have banked material in the pathology lab from people from every age — from day 1 of concept to 120 years told. Those specimens are available for people who want to do comparisons,” Carson said. “To not use the tissue that is in a tissue bank, regardless of where it comes from, would be foolish. Why would anybody not do that?”

    Carson also issued a statement, saying, “There is absolutely no contradiction between the research I worked on in 1992 and my pro-life views. The issue of fetal tissue has everything to do with how the tissue is acquired. My primary responsibility in that research was operating on people to obtain diseased tissue for comparison to banked tissue samples. Killing babies and harvesting tissue for sale is very different than taking a dead specimen and keeping a record of it, which is exactly the source of the tissue used in our research.”

    Chunk has once again found himself a day late, dollar short with possibly his (or possibly Weiner’s) dick in hand.

  28. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Carson is well aware this type of research is necessary. He’s abandoned his medical ethics in a quest to be elected president. @DrJenGunter
    10 hours ago

    Says an internet swindler putz who abandoned ethics and rational thought years ago in favor of libtard hyperbole and lying memes of convenience. To place himself morally superior to Ben Carson is such a laughable and hilarious comparison I’m almost thankful for him to go there.

    Toot, you’re a pasty fat mediocre guitarist retard pony-tailed (lol!) hippy libtard with the writing ability of a 7th grader C average student and all the wit and charm of a komodo dragon. That you place yourself morally superior to a neurosurgeon who’s saved 100s of lives is almost as astounding and profoundly absurd as it is offensive and reprehensible. Your GoFundMe abject failure debacle is an apt metaphor to your societal stature compared to Dr. Carson, a millionaire in money and in lives touched many times over including my own. I saw Dr. Carson speak in 1992 and was awed and inspired at his story.

  29. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yes. It’s true. Two hawks turned my block into some devoid of robins and sparrows. Hawks are assholes.
    8 hours ago

    Uh Gus. Devoid is an adjective. Such as “LGF is devoid of any intelligent discourse whatsoever”. Or “Chunk McToot Johnson is devoid of even the most basic sense of ethics, decency or even self-awareness.”

  30. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Stephen King wants to remind everyone he’s still an offensive left-wing ass retard. Lilly white and from a lilly white part of the country who writes books about lilly white people and the lilly white supernatural, he smears and mischaracterizes on Twitter just like our fat, ham-fisted Mr. Toot. Yes Mr. King writes formulaic books but evidently has a very low reading comprehension level when reading other things.

    It’s the usual strawman smears. Trump criticized the quality of illegals coming from Mexico so lefturds squinch their eyes and ears and pretend that means Trump said all Mexicans are rapists. Thanks for that PC butt boy King. If your tired formula for stories hadn’t put me off your books decades ago, I would vow to not read them due to your shockingly infantile political conclusions.

    Also, Christie’s fat so…sexism or something. Pathetic.

  31. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    Toot, ENSO is NOT climate.

    What a dipstick.

  32. Because olo says:

  33. DavidBDuncan says:

    my roomate’s ex-wife makes $77 every hour on the computer>>>She has been fired for 5 months but last month her paycheck was $14685 just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article>>> Read MOre

    • Pakimon says:

      Does your roomate’s ex-wife have a gofundme page?

      Whatever you do, don’t tell Chunkles about her money making success working on the computer.

      It’ll just make him peevish. 😆