The Trump threat!

Many people have strong opinions about Donald Trump and his run for the Presidency. Mr. Toot finally decides to join the debate and use his enormous power to influence the 2016 election. Charles now sets out to defeat Donald Trump!

Donald Trump better watch out, Mr. Toot is going after him. Charles has a spectacular record on influencing elections across the globe!

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178 Comments on “The Trump threat!”

  1. Octopus says:

    More trumped-up charges that will never stick.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      I see what you did there. I chortled.

      • rightymouse says:

        Did you hurt yourself?

      • Arachne says:

        Are we in a bad Dickens novel?
        “Chortled”? Do people still chortle? Well, apparently they do.
        We learn something new every day.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        There’s no such thing as a bad Dickens novel, dittohead.

      • Arachne says:

        Like you’ve ever read Dickens.
        Hey Chuck – why don’t you define dittohead for me. Where does it come from? What does it mean?
        I believe I’ve asked you this question several times but you know, no answer. Because you don’t effing KNOW. Just a word you picked up that you think makes you look clever. Maybe in another forum they like to use dittohead as an insult. But not here.

      • Pakimon says:

        Ron Jeremy “chortles” Frank’s mom’s keister when he’s giving her the “Dickens”.

      • Octopus says:

        Let’s just be grateful that Stabby-Chunks can “get” the simplest of jokes. Does this mean there may be hope for this man, and his gone-to-shit blog? Probably not. But we still dig ya, Chunky. You’re the bee’s knees, in so many ways. The main way being, the Cheetos-dust all over your pants resembles pollen, in a certain light.

      • Arachne says:

        You know you’re dealing with a low-level of intelligence when they decide they want to take issue with the comment “bad Dickens novel”.

      • Because olo says:

        The only Dickens Stanky looks at is Ron Jeremy’s dick end.

  2. Arachne says:

    Oooo……he’s PAYING Breitbart? I notice you put in “allegedly”. Covering yourself for possible libel action, there, Fatass? Or are you hoping to get someone to notice you.

    I see “Tom” replied to you – over 10K tweets; follows over 1K; less than 200 followers. Yeah, he’s a powerhouse.

    • Because olo says:

      Libel? He’s judgment proof.

    • Pakimon says:

      Does Chunkles even have any money left?

      I suppose there’s always his gofundme account.

      $3,125 after three months of panhandling ain’t no chump change. 😆

  3. Arachne says:

    BTW, has the “Fuck Yeah, I’m a Social Justice Warrior” Race Detective made any comment on the vicious anti-Semitism being thrown at Charles Schumer by his buddies on the left?

    Asking for a friend.

    • Jummy (Not fooling anyone) says:

      Of course not. He posted video of the president’s “or you’re a traitor” speech without comment and that’s been the extent of his interest in the Iran deal. Not even a “the issue is complicated” punt.

  4. Arachne says:

    Fatty McToot must harbor the belief, by the way, that America is enthralled with the antics of his Black Lives Matter buddies. Such is not the case.

  5. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Poor Chunkles McToot. Is there any doubt he’d be on the Donald’s loser list if the Donald knew who he were? Which of course makes him….AN EVEN BIGGER LOSER!!

    And yeah Tooty Fruit, Breitbart writer’s get paid. We know you’d love to try it some time. Except it’s difficult when you have the writing ability of a warthog with rabies. Also getting paid: Pam Geller ($200,000 a year), Robert Spencer – twelve published books, two on the NY Bestseller list (he’s makin’ some jack), Ben Carson – nuff said.

    Oh yeah and this guy:

    American businessman Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, praised Donald Trump for being the best thing to happen to politics in a long time.
    “He says what’s on his mind. He gives honest answers rather than prepared remarks.”

    • Arachne says:

      If Toot was on the Apprentice, he wouldn’t have the limo waiting outside Trump Tower to whisk him away when he was fired (no doubt first out).

      No….there would be a unicycle tied to the “Curb Your Dog” sign.

  6. trebob says:

    Good grief! Is there ANYTHING that Charles is right about? The only other person I’ve ever seen to be so wrong so consistently is John Majors, a weather man at a TV station in the Cayman Islands. If John said it was going to rain, plan a picnic on the beach. If he said sunny and hot, don’t leave your car windows down or you’ll get wet.

    I’d love to have Stinky Frank come tell us how he feels about Charles being wrong about everything.

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Catholic Bishops in Kenya Call for a Boycott of Polio Vaccines lgf.bz/1Mjc6g8
    9 hours ago

    Because Catholics are for more polio? Does it have anything to do with their being Kenyan, a third world hell hole known for illiteracy, disease, ignorance, political corruption, and misinformation?

    Chunk implies this is because religion is bad. But I’m guessing the Fatso didn’t post anything on this, right?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/03/world/africa/garissa-university-college-shooting-in-kenya.html?_r=0

    Or this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658751/Red-Cross-34-die-militant-attack-Kenya-town.html

  8. trebob says:

    Gus must have found some treasures last night while scrounging for dinner.

  9. Speranza says:

    Is it possible that if Trump and Mr. Toot got into a rasslin’ match they both might end up kissing?

    • Arachne says:

      Speranza, I’m EATIN’ HERE!

      • Speranza says:

        If Mr. Toot was a rassler he would be “Adorable Adrian Adonis” the hermogenous rassler who hosted “The Flower Shop” on the WWE.

    • Daedalus says:

      Toot and Trump are both misogynists.

      • Arachne says:

        I think Trump more a chauvinist than a misogynist.
        But Toot – oh Toot hates women. Which is fair, I guess, since when he waddles down the street in Culver City, they all cross the street. He thinks it’s because they’re trying to get away from him.

        Actually, it’s because there’s no room on the sidewalk to get by.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Misogynist means woman hater. To be honest I call Toot a misogynist only to throw his own lies back in his face. Because his claims of misogyny and racism supposedly on the right are ALWAYS strawman lies. If you criticize leftwing moonbat women you’re a misogynist. Similarly if you criticize moonbat blacks you’re a racist. If you criticize deceptive Muslims you’re anti-muslim. Never mind the facts and despite those differences having nothing to do with sex or race but rather ideology. He’s just a leftist scumbag.

        And if Trump’s a woman hater he has an odd way of showing it, employing many and promoting many to run his businesses and business affairs.

      • Speranza says:

        Toot is one step away from wearing a raincoat and waiting outside an elementary school.

      • Arachne says:

        Which is where his “Jummy” personna comes in.

    • Speranza says:

      The ultimate punishment for Ferguson is for the businesses to relocate elsewhere.

      • Arachne says:

        I believe the woman whose bakery was burned down relocated to St. Louis. I loved the fact that a GoFundMe page set up for something like $50,000 raised almost $300,000. And I imagine she’s still getting orders from around the country. Her stuff looks FANTASTIC.

        She took the time out on August 8th, on the anniversary, the thank AMERICA on her bakery’s Facebook page.

      • Speranza says:

        There are neighborhoods in Washington D.C., Newark, Los Angeles, Detroit (come to think of it all of Detroit), Cincinnati, etc. that were never rejuvenated because businesses refused to reopen there after the 1965, 1967-68 riots burned them all out.

      • Arachne says:

        South Central never recovered. These hired thugs and rioters forget that when the businesses move away, so do the jobs. And the convenience. If the Safeway leaves and doesn’t come back, and the Korean grocery leaves, enjoy the bus ride to Inglewood to buy your groceries. You have to literally plan an afternoon to get a half gallon of milk.

        And say goodbye to your kid’s after-school job. Might as well start saving for that nifty gang tattoo he’ll be wanting in about six months.

      • poteen2 says:

        @ Speranza
        Bingo
        Burn down your subsidized housing then whine a for better one to put your new TV in.
        The new “Dream”

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      They not only vandalized it they stole from her again. Ferguson’s problem has nothing to do with cops and everything to do with a vicious criminal element in the youths that glorifies drugs, violence, lawlessness and a life of crime. And these youths parents are in total denial, thinking their kids are going out to play like they did when they were eleven. But now that they’re 16, 17 they’re now badass gangster thugs with stolen guns. And a need to prove their street creds by shooting it out with rivals and committing ruthless violent crimes on anyone who gets in their way.

      If that ever got addressed this and similar communities might have a chance. Until then blaming the cops and their fearful overreactions to very real dangers just perpetuates it.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yep – the right wing base would love a president who punches women, especially if they’re black. @GrnEyedMandy

    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 11, 2015

    GrnEyedMandy? How ironic that this reminds me of the Chunk’s vile treatment of Mandy Nagy. And his quite conspicuous ignoring her tragic health issues proving his vicious hate and lack of decency or humanity. Pretty clear he has no empathy toward anyone on the right and truly was a liar, a hater, and a crooked thief and used the 9/11 atrocities and deaths of thousands to perpetrate a vicious fraud on good people for those eight years.

    And remember when Flabby McLoser celebrated for a week over Bristol Palin being attacked by drunken men and mocked her sobbing 911 call?

    And speaking of black women remember when Nick Searcy reamed Chunky a new ass all day long on a Saturday for trashing Mia Love’s supporters as racists: https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2014/11/08/nick-searcy-takes-on-charles/

    Chunk hates Mia Love because she’s smart, successful, likeable. Everything he’s not. But what black woman did he leap to defend? Oh yeah, poor feckless Whitney Houston, born into pop royalty but married a thug, drug addict and wife beater. And squandered her yooge fortune and trashed her career and singing talent for a crack head’s life on the street. But Chunky claimed those very obvious moral-based and common sense truths when uttered were merely “racist” attacks!! I guess Chunk thinks all black women are crack addicted morons? But I digress.

    Compare and contrast to the Donald who has many women friends, employees, admirers, family members, business partners and valued associates. Chunk has no women who would defend him. All the women in his life have abandoned him. So he has to trump up strawman dumbth to attack the Donald who will never notice or care about him.

    Hey Chunky McToot. I bet you could make more money parking the Donald’s car than you are with your internet swindles and claims to be doing teh gut works.

    • Arachne says:

      Well, the left wing loved a President that actually raped and assaulted women. Of course, Trump hasn’t actually DONE anything yet.

    • trebob says:

      Mia Love because she’s smart, successful, likeable.

      You forgot ‘good looking’, but I guess in today’s environment that’s a sexist remark.

      (it’s ok, I’ll own it)

    • Jummy (My day's longer than your day) says:

      It’s easy to let your capacity for empathy erode away when you’re on the internet 25 hours a day managing an antfarm of sychphants.

  11. Because olo says:

  12. Because olo says:

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Gosh nary a peep from the Toot about:

    CLINTON GIVING UP SERVER AMID CONCERNS ABOUT CLASSIFIED DATA

    “It’s about time,” House Speaker John Boehner said in a statement after the front-runner for the Democratic nomination announced that she was directing that the server be relinquished. “Secretary Clinton’s previous statements that she possessed no classified information were patently untrue. Her mishandling of classified information must be fully investigated.”

    Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said: “All this means is that Hillary Clinton, in the face of FBI scrutiny, has decided she has run out of options. She knows she did something wrong and has run out of ways to cover it up.”

    For months Clinton refused calls to give up the home-brew email server she used in her suburban New York City home to send and store email through a private account. She has defended her use of the server, saying she used it as a matter of convenience to limit the number of electronic devices she had to carry. She has said the server account never held classified information.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CLINTON_EMAILS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-08-11-18-42-15

    Never mind that she completely ignored State Dept rules and Fedaral FOIA laws and took a dump on national security and audaciously ignored her own duplicitous yet constant lip service to such lofty goals of transparency and openness to da pipples. Never mind she’s a flagrant liar and perpetual crook. Trump hated teh wimmenz!!! Hey and remember when Chunkles McToot claimed that the an “home-brew email server” was UNpossible and the worst of right wing lies? Yeah, good times.

    • Because olo says:

      Nontroversyburger.

      – Icarus Toot

      • Arachne says:

        We know that Lynch is pretty much Holder in a skirt.
        We know that like Holder, Lynch will do whatever Obama wants, justice be damned.
        We know that Obama thinks his buddy Joe is a worthy successor who will continue his legacy and praise him to high heaven.
        We also know that Obama pretty much HATES the Clintons.
        What are the odds that the rumors of criminal investigation by the DOJ centered around Hillary swell and swell and that once Biden enters the race, Obama takes Hillary aside and says “you either withdraw or your indictment comes down a week before the convention. Play ball with me and I will issue a pardon for you when I leave office.”

        Hillary throws her delegates to Biden. Biden wins nomination. Biden LOSES election. Obama reneges on his pledge of a pardon.

      • Because olo says:

        Meanwhile, Obama’s political goons are going after Col. Sanders, making sure that even with the white hippy vote locked up, he can’t win without the black vote.

        The wild card: what does Clinton, Inc. know about Obama that they haven’t told yet? And is it on that server?

        Stay tuned, boys and girls.

      • Arachne says:

        Hmm…I hadn’t thought of that. BLM going after Bernie on order from Jarrett, transmitted via Al or whatever race pimp they have on speed dial.

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    DOW -261.36 RE: Yuan devaluation.
    1 hour ago

    Time to push all your cash in Gus!!

    Be sure to pick the lint out of it though. It’s been in that ash tray on the dresser for awhile.

  15. Arachne says:

    Every once in awhile, something comes along to remind you why you LIKE Twitter:

  16. HaikuMan says:

    “the right wing base would love a president who punches women”–Johnson, LGF “You better put some ice on that”–Clinton to Juanita Broaddrick— VodkaVulcan (@VodkaVulcan) August 12, 2015

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    I’ll never understand how newly minted zealots can watch a video and deny what they just saw…..

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting talk from someone who denies what is in an unedited video talking about practices at Planned Butcherhood.

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    And a 62 year old still doing the ol’ Use a Crazy Picture of Your Enemy routine.

  19. Jummy says:

    Someone’s got to step in and do better than just re-blog johnson’s tweets. Add some kind of context.

    Admittedly, it’s not very interesting over there. He failed to make himself a big hit with the left and it’s reached nearly zero kelvin on the friction of viewpoints scale.

    Still, of you happened upon lgf without knowing the history, it’s still a very bad blog, content-wise. One that’s ripe for mockery. You all just have to forget you used to be pals. Because the “charles said this…” format isn’t a strong conversation-starter.

    • trebob says:

      What are you talking about?

      • Octopus says:

        Somebody is telling us how to conduct our mocking. That’s kind of rich. 😆

      • Abu oyliM says:

        If we don’t document the crap “Charles said” then who’ll hold his fat feet to the fire?

        Cool Flash animation and web design techniques.

      • Arachne says:

        Well apparently it won’t be me. Jambalaya for brains thinks I’m a coward.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Sure it seems a little dry. But we try to stick solely to the facts here.

    • Arachne says:

      Has Jummy appeared here before? Or is anyone getting that “I don’t like Charles either, BUT….” vibe?

      • Jummy (Another Charles Sock) says:

        I think my literal words were “I don’t like charles either, but…”. It has to be “I don’t like charles *and* I’m a piece of shit.

        Except that I DO like Charles — but still I’m a piece of shit.

      • Arachne says:

        Hi Chuck. Looking to send another sock over here I see.
        Sigh. Red Pen.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course it’s another Chunky-sock. It’s all he has anymore, on his blog, on the Twitter, and over here. Where he never, ever reads…and yet somehow manages to respond instantaneously to items we are discussing.

        I see ya, Fatass. You keep doing you. We dig it. 😆

  20. Because olo says:

  21. pineapple says:

    Toot, your beloved Hillary is speaking to you asshole. Pay attention to her.

    “As president, I would do my very best to model the kind of behavior that I would hope all our citizens would have. I’m not asking people to like everybody,” said Clinton at River Valley Community College. “I’m asking people to be respectful to each other. I’m asking people to be kinder to each other. It exercises good, old-fashioned politeness.”

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/us_politics/2015/08/hillary_clinton_assails_web_trolls_i_m_asking_people_to_be_kinder

    I’m thinking the “old-fashioned politeness train”, left the station a long time ago.

    • Arachne says:

      Model the kind of behavior? Seriously?
      If she wants Americans to start modeling HER behavior, better get to work building those prisons, then. And order orange poplin by the acre.

      • pineapple says:

        The whole thing reads like it’s from the Onion but it’s not.

        ”The feelings that come out over the internet, you would never say that to someone standing in front of you,” said Clinton. “Then why would say it on the internet? Why would you engage in homophobia or racism or sexism?”

        Clinton called for attendees here to scold anyone who makes such hateful comments online or in a group setting.

        “Say, ‘Hey, you know what? We don’t do that anymore. We’re beyond that,’ ” said Clinton.

        This fucking bitch is living in La La land. Heh.

      • Arachne says:

        The bitch should be living in La La Leavenworth.

      • pineapple says:

        I hope I’m wrong but there is NO WAY she allowed any device or server out of her control without eliminating all the incriminating data. The Clinton machine is too big, there is too much at stake to allow that to happen. After all, she had all the time in the world to delete everything probably with a team of experts.

        They might find a few low level secret emails to appease the critics but it won’t go anywhere.

      • Arachne says:

        She got plenty of practice – remember the Rose Law Firm billing records. Congress subpoenaed them in 1994 relating to WhiteWater and they didn’t turn up until 1996. In an anteroom. At the White House. A miracle. Because apparently the WH housekeeping staff had not cleaned it since Bush 41 left; otherwise, they’d have know where the records were.

  22. Because olo says:

    Toot’s here.

  23. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Oh good! This is for you Toot.

    • Jummy says:

      I’m offended.

      You know why? I’m Charles Johnson.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, so?

      • Jummy says:

        ‘Yea so’?!

        Isn’t that the ultimate? Isn’t this the moment where you have your final confrontation with me, charles johnson? You know, before you pass out from the smell.
        L

      • Octopus says:

        We know you’re Chunky McDumbth. Anybody who follows your idiotic campaign of fail would see that, instantly. Witless rejoinders like the above only prove it the more. 😆

      • Jummy says:

        Arachne must be a coward.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah right. Fat plagiarists sent me running for the Xanax.
      So tell us Fatty McToot – why aren’t you using a current photo for your avatar. I mean you’re all about honesty.

      And how is that begging bowl doing?

      And one more thing. What’s your answer to my allegations about your role in Rathergate?

      • Arachne says:

        Hmmm. Charlie was so anxious to “engage”. — I asked the questions an hour two hours ago. Oh wait. Maybe Fatty wants me to meet him at high noon on Figueroa Street. What – Vente lattes at 20 paces? Hell if I can figure it out.

        Maybe he tell me no one wants to have sex with me again. Which really came as news to my boyfriend.

        Finding it odd that Fruity didn’t know I was female. Wonder if he can tell me what my nic was at LGF.

        Come on, Fatty McToot. You called ME out, remember?

  24. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Pam Geller knocks another one completely out of the park for Breitbart:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/12/unapologetic-muslim-prof-denounces-dirty-jewish-zionist-thugs/

    While Toot whines about Donald Trump, Pam describes a textbook example of an American Muslim bigot in wackedemia being defended by the useful idiot (aka Idiotarian) apologist left wing media of the Philadelphia Enquirer. The former bashes and smears Geller without basis and the latter of course argues for the haters right to speech without fear, and piles on calling her anti-Muslim she ALWAYS clarifies she’s merely anti-Jihad. And this after being attacked with machine guns and having a fatwa issued against her! The good prof calls the ISIS inspired attackers “honored” for good measure. But hey at least they asked for Pam’s comment, right? Oh wait of course they didn’t.

    • Jummy (Because I enjoy being a dick) says:

      Grr. Pam Gellar. She is but a shrieking harpy.

      Oops. Did I let the mask slip? I mean, right on, Pam. Go get ’em.

      • Octopus says:

        Fatass couldn’t let Pam go by, without a feeble grab at her bra-strap. 😆

        How many NYT bestsellers does she have on her resume, Chunky, since she flew your sorry coop? You were her “blogfather,” and her boob brushed your arm. Then, she gave you the straight-arm, when you tried to make a move. Now it’s like the Chapin song, “Taxi,” and you’re the guy driving the broken-down VW. Takin’ trips, and gettin’ stoned. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        and with an angry George Duke in hot pursuit looking to reclaim that VW. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Hence the need for a GoFundMe page.
        The WEED – she be more expensive these days.

  25. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    Heheheheheh. He said obesity.

    • Al-Sleazeera says:

      As he drinks his daily 2-liter of Mountain Dew.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Man, I haven’t had an actual real Coca-Cola in such a long time. Boy that sounds good!

      • osprey1 says:

        I had stopped drinking sodas. Then they brought out those damn Freestyle machines that let you mix all the different flavors in your Coke. Five Guys and Pei Wei have them. I’ll get a lime Coke to take home and pour in some of that great Nicaraguan rum Alberta Oil Peon turned me on to… Flor de Caña. Great stuff. 😆

  26. Arachne says:

    Why is Coca Cola to blame for obesity, Fatass?

    Are Coke executives bursting into people’s homes and forcing them to drink Barq’s Root Beer at gunpoint? Holding their children hostage until a 6-pack of full-sugared Sprite is consumed?

    Coke makes two excellent sugar-free products – Coke Zero and Diet Coke. If fat slobs like you can’t be bothered to avail yourselves of them, it’s YOUR fault, not the product. Besides, you drink Mountain Dew, which is bottled by Pepsi.

    OR………Is Pepsi perhaps PAYING you to besmirch Coke’s reputation?

    BTW — Didn’t I use “raison d’etre” a few days ago in one of my posts?

  27. Arachne says:

    Unless anyone has any reason to believe Jummy is NOT another Charles sock, the vulgarities will continue to be edited.

    • Octopus says:

      Jummy is Chunky. Chunky is Jummy. As surely as Keats equated Truth and Beauty, except there ain’t no truth in Der Fatass, and there sure as hell ain’t no beauty.

  28. Because olo says:

    Onose. What’s a Mr. Toot to do:

    God help us! Pope declares September 1st to be annual global warming prayer day.

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/08/12/god-help-us-pope-declares-september-1st-to-be-annual-global-warming-prayer-day/

    Well, Toot? Are you with the pope, or with the deniers?

    • Jummy says:

      Neither. I’m with arachne. Like, I’m literally hiding behind him as he reads this.

      • Arachne says:

        You ain’t with me, pal.
        For one thing, I have an XX chromosome pair.
        For second, The only thing you could hide behind is a Mack Truck.

      • Jummy says:

        My bad. Sorry about your PMS.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, that ship sailed awhile ago.
        Sorry about your penis.

      • Dirt Bag says Bye Bye says:

        Comment deleted because pieces of shit GET deleted.
        Farty McToot – misgynist shitbag – showing his true colors once again.

      • Pakimon says:

        Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces penis as “pen-nice”

      • Arachne says:

        You can’t pronounce what you can’t see.

      • pineapple says:

        Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR and the pretend doctor Matt have seen it.

      • Arachne says:

        And maybe Gus if he’s good.
        Remember – Weiner’s selfies could have been Fatass’s selfies – so maybe he sent pix to a few friends.

      • Pakimon says:

        Don’t worry, Jimmy Chunkles!

        Ron Jeremy is here to help you! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        This thing where Stabby-Chunk’s hero, Ron Jeremy, is selling pills to make your penis long like his? It’s freakin’ awesome, baby! 😆

        I can’t help but recall an old clip I saw once by accident, many massive moons ago, where Ron is nailing a heavy gal from behind, and is inspired to play an imaginary piano acrost her bodacious backside. That scene is now forever edited in my memory banks, and it’s Chunky’s enormous Mom playing the part of the ass-piano. Good musical family, right there.

      • Because olo says:

        Yooge weenie?

      • Because olo says:

        That’s not a piano, it’s a pump organ.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m picturing Jimmy/Frank Sinclair/”Doctor” Matt/Chunkles clicking frantically on the spot where it says “Click Here”

  29. kbdabear says:

    Uh-oh, the Internet’s Greatest Code Writer can’t figure out another glitch. Since Toot never reads here you know, maybe someone can tell Frank and Jummy how to fix it

    • Arachne says:

      Iron Fist is an IT guy – one who actually makes a living at it.
      Wouldn’t you just love have one of Fruity’s fixes completely wipe out his hard drive?

      • Because olo says:

        Shh. Don’t tell Hillary. She’s been looking high and low for a fuckup so exquisitely perfect that everything gets wiped completely clean without a trace.

  30. kbdabear says:

    Looks like the Tooters are tapped out and the Cheetohs fund needs a new infusion from “Dan Ballard” and “Anonymous”

    • Arachne says:

      Because where else would you go for your daily dose of endless stupid tweets and cut and paste? Wow – $1100 per month. You could collect CANS and do better than that. But then, that would mean getting off your ass.

      • kbdabear says:

        California unemployment would pay him around $2000 a month at maximum rate if he’d actually held a job and paid in.

        Probably around the same monthly stipend for disability, although I’m just guessing at that

        Toot’s girlfriend or fiancee or whatever must be working a full time job to pay Toot’s living and operating expenses, otherwise I don’t see what he could be living on with California living expenses

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m waiting for “Dan Ballard” to go for the donation hat trick.

      What’s that old saying?

      “Three’s the charm” 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Haha…. the self important internet nobody known as “Toot” is going to crush the right wing with 3000 bucks and a blog that no one reads. Toot will save the day!

      Keep giving you pathetic LGF libtards.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, because you know, Talking Points Memo, MMFA, Kos, HuffPo – all of them are ineffective. Give to Fatty to get the job done!

    • Because olo says:

      This ‘fundraiser’ has been going on for how long now?

      • Arachne says:

        OVER three months. I’m sure he thought he’d have that $10,000 raised within two weeks. Three months later and he hasn’t reached 1/3 of the goal.

      • kbdabear says:

        Remember that Toot started that right after the Indiana Pizzeria got 6 figures within a few days, and that he told all his followers that “the right wingers fell for a SCAM!!”

        No doubt thought he could convince his followers to CHUCK ten grand to him in a day or so because they surely would appreciate his efforts in “exposing the right wing”

  31. kbdabear says:

    Careful Goos, Toot might have to throw you under the bus since he jumped in front of the SJW parade and now is their mightiest warrior

  32. kbdabear says:

    There seems to be lots more Material They’re Running Out Of in reserve, Toot

    • Octopus says:

      How about the Planned Parenthood employee who blew the whistle on the “parts is parts”-party yesterday, Fatass? Got anything to say to her?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Chunk was for whistleblowers before he was against them.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        He doesn’t blow whistles at the Donkey Show, I can tell you that but I can’t tell you how I know. I love you too much (in the spirit of agape, not eros, so simmer down Stanky) to risk your eternal innocence and indeed your soul with that kind of knowledge. It’s a bitter and wormy apple to bite, and if you do the snake will strike more than your heel. Just recall that your mother told you to never go to the Donkey Show, and she’s truly a person to heed.

    • Arachne says:

      Sure it is Fatass. You have no idea what it reveals, do you?

      Am anxiously awaiting the Planned Parenthood slander and libel suit. They’ve certainly had enough time to draft and file it. Where is it? I can tell you why they don’t and why they won’t.

      D I S C O V E R Y.

  33. Pakimon says:

    He’s at it again! 😆 😆 😆

    The Cheetos cache must be reaching a desperately low level!

    • pineapple says:

      DRINK!

    • Octopus says:

      It’s just as stupid, illogical, and full of falsehoods as it was six years ago. He got zero attention and cred with the Left out of it then, and they still avoid and ignore him like dogshit on somebody’s shoe. They just don’t dig ya, Chunky-Stabs. 😦

    • kbdabear says:

      A genuine writer would do everything possible to make sure that was never seen again after first being published, or if he couldn’t hide it, explain it away with “I was upset and very drunk when I wrote that”

      It’s not even up to the standards of a rushed essay by a 6th grader, I certainly wouldn’t keep showing that if I actually wanted writing gigs that paid

      Nope, Toot pridefully brings that up as if he’d channeled Hunter S Thompson

      When Peter Collier, who can write brilliantly saw it; “Not exactly Whitaker Chambers, is he”

      Ace of Spades: “Rather than waste your time, I’ll summarize it; The Right is a Bunch of Stupid Haters. Repeat 10 X”

      • Octopus says:

        Anyone who disagrees in any way with Fatass McDumbth or the Unicorn Messiah is SIX HIRB, by definition. All day long, we hear the same twit-refrain. And then we laugh at his idiotic babble, along with his failed GoFundMe venture. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        And then he comes over here in one of now apparently three personas. We must be getting under his skin on this – he’s dreaming up new and fouler people to be.

    • Arachne says:

      Dear Fatty McToot:

      We’re just not that into you…..

      Sincerely,
      The Internet.

      • Octopus says:

        That movie should be required watching for all young men and women, imho. Full of uncomfortable troof. And fairly funny.

        In regards to Chunky, the diffident object of his unrequited lust is a multi-headed creature, including the Eternal Pam, monetary reward, respect, writing gigs, musical renown, and an ever-changing host of targets he keeps trying to make notice him, to no avail. The begging bowl…oy. That’s a sad one. 😦

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Chunk you’ll grow hair on your palms with all that j’accuse.

    • Minnow says:

      From 27 years ago: why I parted Ways with the Right

      Yawn.

  34. Octopus says:

    They had a Chun-King Nontroversy in China:

    Boy, these things escalate quickly, don’t they?

    • Because olo says:

      Hory Kao!

      • Octopus says:

        That was a massive nontroversy. A moment of silence for the dead and maimed. The shock-wave from that monster could be felt through my laptop monitor — hope Fatass wasn’t looking too closely at his fading Apple screen, as he could have been blinded. Then how would he find an acorn, once in awhile?

  35. Because olo says:

    Put a fork in Jeb.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, because your front runner has such a brilliant resume. Her biggest fear right now should be is Obama going to have her indicted BEFORE or AFTER the convention. To pave the way for Biden. And all we have to do to him is call him the Obama third term. That and ask him where all the Stimulus money went.

      The other alternatives right now are a nut-job socialists who looks lime he’s about to keel over. Oh and that dipshit governor who taxed RAIN and was so awful Maryland elected a Republican.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      Put a fork in the GOP, because Hillary is going to win.

      Easily.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

  36. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh.

  37. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      That is wit.
      Fatty’s attempts are usually preceded by the word “dim”.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      PC’s blow miles of cock. ALWAYS buy Apple. 😉

      • Pakimon says:

        “ALWAYS buy Apple”

        That’s what Rush Limbaugh is ALWAYS saying.

        Looks like Chunk er, “Frank” is a “dittohead” as well but is too stupid to realize it..

        Oh the humanity! 😆 😆 😆

  38. FrankSnotclair (The Perv is Back!) says:

    Wow. This “Mr. Toot” thing is really really REALLY funny. Move over Steven Crowder.

    • Arachnef says:

      Can I have a show of hands of people who care what Perv McToot thinks?

      Know what it’s based on? Can you tell us? Nah you’re just a dumbass hit and run artist. Like you are on Twitter.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s almost as funny as watching Frank peeping through the keyhole in his mom’s bedroom door while Ron Jeremy is “gettin’ busy” with her. 😆

  39. Arachne says:

    Someone let Speranza know he has the red pen tomorrow. I have appellate oral argument in Sacramento.

  40. Bunk X says:

    How many people has The Donald banned from his blog? 16K?

  41. Bunk X says:

  42. Pakimon says:

    Took a drive through Chunkles’ gofundme page. 😆

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