Charles Johnson: “We could lose all the progress of the last 50 years”

When Mr. Toot goes on a hyperbolic rant, his paranoia and insanity goes on full display. Discussing the the 2016 election, Charles claims that if Republicans win, this nation will be set back 50 years.

Mr. Toot really needs to seek some professional psychiatric help.


147 Comments on “Charles Johnson: “We could lose all the progress of the last 50 years””

  1. Arachne says:

    Uh yes, he was. As was all those other lovely Democrats that stood in school house doors not letting the Black children in.

    I see Johnson’s getting tired of sending in his pervert personna over here to play and now we’re back with the doormat.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      “As was all those other lovely conservative southern Democrats that stood in school house doors not letting the Black children in.”


      • rightymouse says:

        George Wallace was Democrat. Period. End of subject. As were the other Democrats who supported him and his ilk. Thanks for trying to reinvent history. It’s amusing to watch. Dumbass.

      • Arachne says:

        The point is, CHARLES, that he was a Democrat. I seem to recall it was a Republican that made sure the kids got to school. You can say whatever you like. The Democrats didn’t throw him out.

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky can’t stand it that the worst racists of all time in this country were and are Democrats. 😆

        It’s fucking funny, watching him squirm.

      • Arachne says:

        Of course not. He keeps thinking because all he has left at the Swamp are the dumbass dregs that somehow the rest of us lost our jobs and our intelligence. He goes two places. His swamp and Twitter. He comes he when he wants to channel his inner perv.

      • He was a Southern conservative Democrat. There were quite a few distinctions among Democrats and Republicans back then, which you’d know if you read something not written by Ann Coulter or Sean Hannity.

        And you would kn

      • Arachne says:

        Nice try. Yeah, you are.
        How would you know what’s in books by Ann Coulter or Sean Hannity? I think the jury’s still out on whether or not you can even read.

        And I’ll just repeat it again, sweetie. The Democrats embraced him. The Democrats loved him. The Democrats welcomed him.

  2. Because olo says:

    Lincoln was a donk, right? Right??

    • Arachne says:

      And while we’re at it, let’s talk about that sterling progressive Woodrow Wilson – idol of modern Dems and as raaaaacist as it gets. Hey, how about FDR sticking the Japanese into internment camps during WWII, even ones that were BORN in this country, and letting all their property be confiscated and sold.

  3. Octopus says:

    Always, but always follow the money. Climate Change Chaos OMFG!!1! is a $1.5 Trillion industry. They have the “official paper of record,” the straw that stirs the national drink of MSM-nooze, firmly in their grasp. It doesn’t matter that there hasn’t been any warming for 18 years, and that the polar ice-caps are growing, not shrinking. The money. It’s all you need to know.

  4. windbag says:

    Too late, Obama already set race relations back 50 years.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    You’re not a Liberal, Broghazi.

  6. Pakimon says:

    No wonder Chunkles is getting hysterical.

    “Progress” is being lost already!

    Being able to act like a jackass in the name of “protest” while the cops are forced to stand idly by is coming to an end right quickly. 😆

    That nitwit was slammed down harder than a corpulent ponytaiedl blogger slams down a 2 liter Mountain Dew and a family sized bag of Cheetos. 😆

  7. Speranza says:

    Yeah like when the Republicans controlled the White House, the House of Representatives, and the Senate during the first 6-years of W.’s presidency – they really rolled things back. /not

    The Democrats do not need to control any of those institutions as long as they control Hollywood, the media, and academia (aka “The three legged mare”).

  8. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I wasn’t sure before but after Pakimon’s comment in the previous thread there’s no doubt in my mind Stankclair and Fatso are one in the same. There were already clues:

    1) His comments are mean spirited and lacking in wit and humor
    2) Constant references to ’70s porn actor Ron Jeremy coincide with a 60 yr old man’s fapping habits.
    3) Misogynistic attacks on wives and daughters were meant to shock and hurt us lines up with Chunk’s mean streak tactics and off the mark assumption we’re all naive and innocent bible thumpers.
    4) Pakimon’s coffin nail – Stankclair’s post here, then Toot McJohnson’s Tweet within minutes at an unusually late time. Stank always posts in early AM which is not that late on the West coast, also where Chunk is located.
    5) Too notice when we started mocking Stankclair for being a late night fapper with the constant references to RJeremy he stopped making those references because he became dimly aware and then ashamed that we were perceiving his wanking habits. IOW just like Chunkles to drop an attack without a word when it’s not working and/or results in his own ridicule.

    August 11, 2015 at 7:34 am
    Chunkles is up early this morning.
    Note the time.
    Oath Keepers Militia Carrying Assault Rifles in the Streets of Ferguson
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 11, 2015
    At 5:37 AM EDT, Frank leaves a little steaming pile on up the thread.
    At 5:43 AM EDT, Chunkles tweets some paranoid insipid nonsense about “oathkeepers”.
    Coincidence? I think not. 😆

    Hey Chunky, get a job and quit wanking all night long.

    • Arachne says:

      Coupled with repeated claims of “I am not Charles Johnson.”
      If you weren’t Charles Johnson, you wouldn’t care that we thought you were.

    • Because olo says:

      The “dittohead” thing is kind of a tell. Not exactly witty.

      • Arachne says:

        Repetitious and unoriginal are the words that immediately come to mind. That and Teabaggers. Really? That’s SO 2009. But let’s face it, Charlie hasn’t upped his reperatoire except to add “Angry White Men” and “SJW” since that childish 10-point screed of his.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Whatta coinkydink! Funny.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s the same way we figured out Stabby and Frank were one and the same, except there was even more proof, when the Chimay-addled asswipe forgot which entity he was playing. Of course it’s all Fatass, all the time. Nobody else gives a rat’s patoot. 😆

    • Nice sleuthing, dittohead, but you’re still wrong, and I’m still not Charles.

      • Arachne says:

        And here comes denial no. 4,567. Sure you are, Fatty. Embrace that inner perv, Chuck. You’ll be a happier man for doing so.

        You know, unless you’re getting ready the channel your inner Caitlyn. We’re here for you when you do.

        And I see we’re back with dittohead. I know what it means, you don’t and there’s no insult there, toots.

      • Pakimon says:


        Next Frank/Chunkles will start saying “I’m not a virgin” followed by “I’m still not a virgin”.

        Sorry Frankles, Ms.Sssss doesn’t count. 😆

  9. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s your candidate Chunkles

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here comes the next Ferguson “innocent” victim. Check out the pics on Facebook. Claims he does “licks” for a living aka robberies. He was also described the other day as a very good friend of Baby Boy Gentle Giant Mike Brown.

    • Because olo says:

      Get ready for “dumbest man on the innernet” tweet…

      • Arachne says:

        He’s got a problem. He wants the Donald to be the dumbest man on the internet and he’s stuck with Hoft. He’s hoping the Donald will notice him and invade his Twitter feed so that he can claim he “blocked” Donald Trump. And then he’ll be famous again!

      • Because olo says:

        It’d be kind of a hoot if he tried to gulag Teh Donald.

  11. Arachne says:

    I guess Fatty McToot hasn’t check the political surveys. Only 22-25% of the country describes themselves as definitively LIBERAL; 40% of the country describes themselves as conservative. So by all means turn out.

    And as was pointed out above, shitbag, we had that in the first six years of George Bush’s term. You were just fine with it.

  12. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Gus-Gus is worried about Soros conspiracy theories on the Left, LOL.

    Gus-Gus should recall the Koch conspiracy theories from the Left.

    And the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, from the Left.

    I see a theme, Gus-Gus.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Does it help you identify who the “wingnuts” really are, Gus-Gus?

      /ya, I didn’t think it would

      Hazing in and out of reality must be a real downer for you.

  13. Because olo says:

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fed’s EPA never told New Mexico that they poisoned their river. They found out from the Ute Indians in the area. EPA will also not tell New Mexico officials what exactly the toxic spill is composed of. Considering they have a Republican Governor one can only assume that like the IRS targeting conservatives, the EPA has purposely poisoned a New Mexico river purely to spite their Republican governor. jAnd of course, is avoiding any cooperation or attempts to protect the public, the lands or the surrounding animals. Never thought I’d see shit like this in our country in my lifetime. Never did until a hardcore leftist regime took over America.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, and not to mention, they’re now trying to blame the private sector.
      If the company had done this, the FBI and DOJ would be tearing them apart.
      Ute is a sovereign nation. The Interior Secretary can expect a lawsuit.

  15. ISpeakJive says:

    Lose all the progress of the last 50 years.

    Oh,noes! We might go back to having intact families and a black population that actually has a middle class, and have a manufacturing base, and have a military that is string and a foreign policy that is respected! Oh, noes!!

    • Because olo says:

      And we might have to trade our Piouses for Corvairs. Remember when GM was the face of corporate evil?

      • Arachne says:

        That was until the government took it over and screwed all the debt holders so that the unions could have a seat at the table. Now SpongeMike Sweatpants Moore hasn’t said shit about GM. And miraculously Chevy now gets the highest! ratings! ever! at J.D. Power.

        Considering all the talk about NSA spying, I’m not all that anxious to get the Chevy with built-in Government Motors Wifi.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s been a while since Ralf Nadr said unpleasant things about GM.

      • Octopus says:

        Cars are freakin’ awesome now, including GM’s best offerings. Muscle cars are faster and better than ever, by a thousand miles. Gas is cheap, mileage and horsepower are way up, and the silly doofuses can still invest unwisely in sparky-cars, if they so choose. It’s too bad Detroit doesn’t build all the cars anymore, but c’est la vie. We can tour the old Packard Plant at midnight, anytime we’re feeling the urge to indulge in ruins-porn. I think I’ll set up a donkey-riding tour of the old factory, when I get home. Buy in early, if you want to be richer than King Chrysler.

      • Because olo says:

        Meh. If you can’t fix ’em with a screwdriver and a crescent wrench, the only thing they’re good for is demolition derby. And the industry wants to make hacking the computer (‘chipping’) a violation of their IP.

        Fuck ’em all up the tailpipe.

      • Octopus says:

        I love driving, and I love good cars. I will drive all day and into the night. If it breaks down, I’ll get another one. The beauty of leasing, is that I haven’t had a car break down on me in 25 years. The downside is, there’s always a payment, and three or four of them of late, but luckily I can afford that. Luck, and working. But no sitting by the side of the road, waiting for AAA to come and get me.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      String. *Strong*

      Can we get an edit function ever?

  16. Because olo says:

  17. Arachne says:

    Has dumber-than-dirt commented on the latest garbage from his new blog overlords:

    I would think there’d be a dozen tweets and eleventy ICYMI by now.

  18. Because olo says:

    Hey Toot. Here’s an idea. Are you coder enough?

  19. Because olo says:

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Or she ditzed and forgot a tampon and decided to make a “statement” about it, like it was on purpose.


      • pineapple says:

        If she wanted to make a “statement” she should have run the marathon carrying a mattress.

      • Octopus says:

        I read that story earlier, and thought it was a parody site. I’m a little fuzzy, from drinking ouzo on the beach, in the hot sun. It’s awesomer that it really happened, whether it was on purpose or not. I’m surrounded by strong females, have been my whole life, and this gal is not even on the radar of sane when it comes to dealing with Aunt Flo. It is not a secret that women bleed for nigh on a week of every month. Adults have learned to cope, in civilized regions of the world. We also don’t mutilate our daughters when they reach maturity, unless we’re insane Muslims.

        More sane by far? The Indian gent who developed the low-cost machine to manufacture disposable sanitary napkins for Indian women who’ve been killing themselves with filthy rags for centuries, out of shame for their biological basics.

        A man did that. For the ladies. 😉

    • Arachne says:

      Shame she’s walking about – so many nice rubber rooms lacking an occupant….

      • Because olo says:

        FYI, ‘April’ is a spoof. The runner, otoh…

      • Arachne says:

        She’s GOOD, then. There’s a “liberal chick” on Twitter that’s the same thing.

      • Because olo says:

        I think that’s the same one. She had another name, something like liberalchick, and was banned.

        Some special snowflake with a banhammer was triggered.

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    STL police arrest black protesters on “suspicion” of weapons, but Oath Keepers armed with assault rifles? No problem!
    1 hour ago

    Libtards confused by legal vs. illegal weapons. No one should waste their time explaining it to them.

  21. Octopus says:

    Somebody in an earlier thread predicted that Chunky was fittin’ to go Caitlyn, and announce his resignation from the rape-y gender. Lord knows he’s got the rack for it. I think I’ve posted this vid before, but it could easily serve as a template for his Distaff Declaration. Suits his personality to a black tee, as well. He’s willing to go all-in, is what we’ve noticed. Balls-deep, er, derp. Whatever.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Toot hits that Block Button like Pavlov’s Dog hit that light switch

    Keep on “Crushing Debate”, Toot. You might be the first Twitter account to have more blocked users than followers

  23. Octopus says:


    • Octopus says:

      And now I’m in moderation, for posting an R.S. McCain tweet. You can post Chunky and Gus tweets all day, but the monkey screeches and throws his poopy about the other McCain. Twitter. Monkeys. 😡

      • ISpeakJive says:

        So many of them.

        What Island are you lazing on today?? How were the donkeys?

      • Arachne says:

        Okay honey – let me look.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Thread went out of order, now it’s back in order and I look like I’m hallucinatory.

        If you fixed it, Arachne, THX!

      • Arachne says:

        You’re welcome.
        Hey honey, if you’re going to look hallucinatory, this is the playpen to do it in.
        Our whole raison d’etre is a 300-lb. hallucinatory twit.

      • Octopus says:

        One more day in Hydra, and then on the plane to NYC. It’s been wonderful, but I will be glad to see home again, and my best bud George.

        We got some great sunset pics tonight, but they’re in my wife’s camera. I’ll post some of that glurge later, if anyone cares to see it. Everywhere you look it’s a postcard, around here.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Witchcraft? Had any results, LOL?

      • Octopus says:

        We decided not to ride the donkeys today, as they looked all hot and bothered. My girls are incredibly pro-donkey, in terms of sympathy. They were irked that some of the donkeys were lugging luggage and other commercial items around, in the hot afternoon sun. I thought the donkeys looked healthy and well-looked-after, though a couple of the males were sporting excess wood. Show-ers, and grow-ers. Pretty show-offy, imho. Chunky knows what I’m talking about…intimately.

      • Because olo says:

        Good call. Hot and bothered donkeys are bad news. I could show you some video, but I think you get the idea.

    • Every single word of that is paranoid raving.

      • Arachne says:

        Love the analysis there, Fatass. But being a nut job doesn’t mean you can perform psychiatric diagnosis.

      • Octopus says:

        Paranoid raving, says the King Of Projection With Rabbit Ears. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Stanky sounds like one of those confused limp-wristed SJW males who think identifying with feminism will increase their chances of getting laid.

      • Arachne says:

        In short — FATASS.

      • OLT's We've Struck Ponytail Grease says:

        Typical fat-assed liberal white male cisnormative gender privileged crap.

        Telling women what to think.

        And a minority woman, too.

        Great Gaia, you bastards are misogynistic racist haters.

  24. Arachne says:

    He always says this like anyone gives a shit if he blocks them or not. Check out the people who answer his tweets.

    Psssst….ladies – he’s actually a 62 year old FAT man that comes here and makes pervy comments about people’s wives and daughters.

  25. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    • Arachne says:

      According to Alan Derschowitz, Cruz is the finest student he ever had.
      You, Fatass, couldn’t even get invited to play on a Tribute album.

      SEVEN retweets. Yeah, your profound statements are really making their way around the Twitterverse.

  26. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    Well, get busy, Toot. Your lord and master has mandated that the best and brightest minds in computer science do this for him.

  27. pineapple says:

    I want to see the tiny brain morons of the Black Lives Matters movement try to shutdown a Republican event. They’d be experiencing white privilege through the pointy end of a taser dart.

    Seeing those screaming bitches as they spasmed and twitched on the floor would be a laugh riot.

    It’s funny to see BLM and Bernie Sander’s progressive loons (white supremacists) eat each other.

    DooR Matt’s tweet here summarizes this friction….. lol.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m an enemy of progressives. And proud of it.
      How about if I call you elitist morons instead? You are White supremacists though, Doormat. You don’t believe Blacks can do a single thing on their own without your Democrat plantation to help them along.

    • trebob says:

      Party of the KKK, party against civil rights, party of supporters of Jim Crow laws, party that supports (demands) killing a million black babies every year, party who locked up U.S. citizens because their heritage was of a particular race, party who daily practices racial discrimination by low expectations.

      Dems have always embraced the notion of White Supremacy.

      • Arachne says:

        And let’s not forget LBJ’s “Great Society” quote: “We’ll have them _________ voting Democrat for the next 200 years.” Because he believed they wanted a handout, not a helping hand.

      • pineapple says:

        “Dems have always embraced the notion of White Supremacy.”

        Mark Levin is talking about this on his show today. The dems were the worst of the worst when it came to white supremacy and slavery, but everyone wants to ignore the 800lb gorilla in the room.

      • Because olo says:

        Well? How did that turn out?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Let’s agree on raging racist bigots and call it a day.

  28. Because olo says:

    More nontroversy at Drudge. Toot to tweet that this is another nothingburger. You heard it here first.

  29. Because olo says:

    Looks like Toot’s in favor of the Shia theocracy.

    • Arachne says:

      The real worrisome thing in all of this is that I’d love to be wrong about Iran. If I’m wrong about Iran, nothing happens.
      If THEY’RE wrong about Iran, the Middle East will be blown up by these assholes.

    • pineapple says:

      Only 36?

      I wonder what Odumbo gave them in return.

    • Minnow says:

      Sorry, but I have very little respect for any adult who signs their name as (for example):

      Lloyd “Fig” Newton, or Edward “Sonny” Masso or on and on and on.

      What is it with these service people? Can’t they just be themselves?

      • Arachne says:

        In their defense, Minnow, they were probably Navy or Air Force fighter pilots. Those are their “call signs” and they are as much a part of their name as what’s on the birth certificate. You go by your call sign once bestowed for the rest of your life.

      • Minnow says:

        Alright, I will bow in respect to these people who have served their country.

      • Arachne says:

        That being said, I wouldn’t be all the crazy about “Fig.”

  30. Because olo says:

  31. Because olo says:

    Meanwhile back at the garage…

  32. JimboXL says:

    Frankenstein attacking its creator, very comical, if only it happened at progressive events and left innocent store owners and citizens unharmed.

  33. Bunk X says:

  34. Octopus says:

    But, Fatass…you assured us it was all a lie. A pernicious editing-job, or something nontroversial like that. Now it’s blowing up, and baby-parts are raining down everywhere. 😦

    I’m starting to think Chunky might be having some credibility issues.