Mr. Toot, no one cares about your voting record; Update: The Bull Connor threat!

Mr. Toot tweets out his voting history.

No one cares who you voted for Toot.

Update: I attached the thread about Decatur Deb’s stupid comments below.

Hard Left radical LGF commentator, Decatur Deb claims that the Democrats are all that stands between America and a Bull Connor.

Bull Conor

Wasn’t Bull Connor a Democrat?


116 Comments on “Mr. Toot, no one cares about your voting record; Update: The Bull Connor threat!”

  1. Captain Death says:

    That’s because Mr. Toot, a fellow in his late 40’s and early 50’s was “mislead”.

  2. “None [sic] cares who you voted for Toot.”

    If no one cares, why are you posting about his voting record? Derp. Let me know if you need help figuring that out.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Did you help ruin Failifornia too, troll?

      Stalker Charles is proud of his part; how about you? You proud of anything you’ve accomplished? Any orange overalls and unused guitars in your closet? Or have you just been a waste of skin your whole life?

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, and why do you come over here and fight his battles for him? He’s such a brave little dipshit when he cancels out any challenges. Aren’t you just a BIG, BIG boy.

      Admit it – you’re the Charles sock that likes to pretend he’s a doctor. Just like Frankie Snotclair is his pervert personna.

    • pineapple says:

      But we DO care Matt, and we care a lot!……. This is a Charles “Toot” Johnson mocking blog, dedicated to the daily mocking of Charles “Toot” Johnson.. Is that a hard concept for you Matt?

      Must be hard reading over here with your tongue fully implanted in Fatso’s rectum.

      • Arachne says:

        In other words, Doormatt, as the song says …. “Hopelessly devoted… YOOOOOOU!”

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        That’s what your wife says wen she’s being dick slapped by Ron Jeremy.

      • Pakimon says:

        “wen” ?

        Now that’s a fat, peevish, ponytailed blogger typo if I ever saw one. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Up late huh Chuckie? Guess that’s what happens when you have no real life and need to visit your mocking sites for attention.

        And really – Ron Jeremy? Still “appropriating” others’ work I see. Be original. Certainly you haven’t exhausted your perv repertoire already that you have to steal from people here.

    • rightymouse says:

      “Derp”? How old are you? 12?

      And as others have pointed out, why are you posting here in supposed defense of a 62 year old? Is he giving you BJ’s or something???

  3. Octopus says:

    No memos received. 😆

  4. PeteP says:

    Only an idiot like him would feel regret for voting against a candidate who eventually won (I presume he means Obama in 2008).

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, exactly. McCain didn’t win, so what the hell difference does it make that you voted for him, dumbass? Look at ME! Look at ME!

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Yeah McCain AND PALIN!!

        That’s right LGF libtards. That grumpy mean spirited haughty and superior ass of a host that tries to get you to pay him to read leftard cut and pasted drivel and generates 0 actual content aside from hyperbolic exaggerations and completely moronic predictions that quickly prove wrong within hours actually voted FOR Sarah Palin and against Magical Rainbow Unicorn Preezydunce Obungle as recently as the ’08 election.

        Take that back to your drool corner and try and make sense of it.

  5. Arachne says:

    So hmm….you regret voting for Bush in 2004?
    Aren’t you the one who claims to have been the mover and shaker behind the Rathergate scandal, which essentially KILLED the Kerry campaign?
    You now regret this?
    You’re such a transparent opportunist.

  6. Daedalus says:

    I combined the newer thread with this one.

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Bernie Sanders, you need to address these emotions.
    – Chunky McToot – CEO LGF, SJW BLM LGBLT LTD, Inc.

  8. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Stupidest Man on the Internet Viciously Slimes Megyn Kelly
    30 minutes ago

    Chunkles McToot is suddenly a gallant defender of Megyn Kelly against Jim Hoft. And he conveniently fails to note Hoft’s excellent reporting on the not-that-ironic state of drunken chaos, violence, thuggery and lawlessness in Ferguson marking the anniversary of Michael Brown’s death.

    Does Chunky no longer care about the Big Baby Boy Gentle Giant and his gentle and frolicksome, innocent playmates? Does he no longer stand in righteous indignation about Ferguson’s lost innocence and shattered sense of security, nay tranquility destroyed by an evil white racist cop??

    Peaceful Protests–
    ** Numerous shots fired in Ferguson!
    ** Protesters and media scatter!
    ** Reporter mugged
    ** Shooter was aiming at police is in serious condition
    Police returned fire!

    Is Chunk no longer “down” with these righteous lyrics by the Gentle Baby Boy?

    With this Glock in your face
    And you betta not make a sound
    And I only like white men on my money [???]
    Those who are last shall be first,
    Whites on the bottom
    He musta walked up and unloaded because there was no stopping him
    Somebody else layin’ across the street, must be his partner

    What would MB say about Megyn Kelly Chunky?? For some reason I’m thinking courageous journalist wouldn’t be his first comment.

    Every time I call your bitch I make her cum
    And when she comes I’m cumming all over her tush
    I beat that pussy up
    I’m smoking purple
    I roll fat blunts they look just like my thumb
    While I bless him with a dick on his face


    • Arachne says:

      Someone should remind Kelly that of the Fox News Sluts, she’s the queen. And Erick Erickson shouldn’t be waiting for a call from Rush to substitute host for him any time soon.

      • rightymouse says:

        My husband & I talked about whether Rush would have Erickson sub for him any time soon. Will be interesting. Megyn’s question to Trump was ridiculous. Rush just played the Youtube video soundtrack of the two ladies going after Megyn. LOL!

      • Arachne says:

        I was saying over at the mother ship, Erick is really behaving like a child on Twitter. Look, dude, you are sounding like a Karl Rove shill. NOBODY WANTS JEB.

      • rightymouse says:

        Arachne. You are so right! Not ONE conservative I know wants Jeb. Have had to talk some of them down off of Kasich, though.

    • kbdabear says:

      Yup, looks like the Gentle Giant was turning his life around ..

  9. Minnow says:

    Bull Connor, the Poster Boy of the Democrat Party. Heh.

  10. Because olo says:

  11. Because olo says:

    Meanwhile in Colorado, The EPA says “butterfingers”, and spills 3 million gallons of toxic shit in the river.

    Waiting for a tweet from Toot critical of the EPA for turning the Animas River diarrhea yellow.

    Toot? What tweet you?

  12. kbdabear says:

    About that Bull Connor threat …..

    Wasn’t he a DEMOCRAT?

  13. kbdabear says:

    Just like the Nicole Simpson murder was a private issue between a woman and her ex-husband

    • Arachne says:

      Libs want to be able to kill the baby AT WILL right up to the moment it’s about to be born.
      Hey Fatass – what if the Doctor’s name was GOSNELL?

      • pineapple says:

        Libs say: “The woman has complete control over her body, her decision only.”

        Volume 1, chapter 6 of Mein Kampf (1925), by Adolf Hitler says:

        “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.”

        Kinda like “PP videos are edited!” when the full versions are available online. Silly libs flapping their yappers once again..

        No idiots, it’s a perfectly reasonable opinion for a child in the womb to have some sort of protection when you are all hunky dory with late 3rd trimester abortions.

        If the father is involved he should have a say also since it’s his kid too you selfish pricks.

  14. kbdabear says:

    Toot trots out the false narrative again.

    Abortions that happen to save the life of the mother occur in hospitals, not in PP abortion mills

    Statistics have shown that only around 1 percent of abortions are done because the life of the mother was at risk.

    As for “choice”, Toot’s fellow Stalinists would have ordered Sarah Palin to abort Trig once it was determined he had Down’s Syndrome. You know, the kinds of things that the NAZIS that Toot fights singlehandedly would mandate

  15. Frank Sinclair says:

    Bull Connor was, indeed a Democrat. He was also a States Rights Democrat, also known as a Dixiecrat. The Dixecrats were a very conservative wing of the Democratic Party, and were helmed by Strom Thurmond during his presidential run in 1948. Thurmond later became a Repubican.

    • Arachne says:

      Really? I don’t seem to recall the Democrats asking those mean ol’ nasty Dixiecrats to leave the party, now – oh hell, no – they were happy to have all those votes in Congress to get their agenda taken care of. Hell, if it weren’t for the Republicans, there would have BEEN no Civil Rights Acts. When it suited their purpose for their majorities, the Democrats were happy, happy, happy to have Sheets Byrd, Fulbright, Gore and the rest voting with them.

      But nothing makes Chuckles happier than getting to scream raaaaacist. Stay tuned, I’m sure you’re looking forward to your next chance to type variations of the “n” word, Fats. I don’t know why you don’t come here under your own name. Must be tiring keeping the pervert/doctor socks separate.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        I’m not Charles, dittohead.

      • Arachne says:

        Aw, you keep saying that, but we know you are. Just like when your boy Killgore Trout went over to Ace of Spades and kept telling people he wasn’t him? We know you LOVE to come here and pretend to be someone else. I mean, why in the world would you send a sexual deviant over here to represent you and fight your battles.

        Watching you channel your inner sicky shitbag is actually fun to watch.

        Aw….and you called me a dittohead. Such originality. That’s what we’ve come to expect from Mr. ICYMI.

      • rightymouse says:

        LOL! Snotclair just got OWNED by Arachne.

      • Pakimon says:

        Frank needs a t-shirt. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Charlie needs a nap.

    • Because olo says:

      Bull Connor did your mom wearing a Ron Jeremy mask.

    • pineapple says:

      Byrd later stayed a democrat.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, I keep checking the records for the Republican former KKK bigwig – not finding one. Hell, even David Duke is a Democrat.

      • pineapple says:

        Tom Metzger, once a Grand Poo-Ba of the KKK, and still a militant skinhead today, ran for the Senate in the 80’s on the democraT ticket. Had his own white supremest cable talk show where he hated on conservatives and Ronald Reagan, he’s also an atheist.

        That just screams of conservative Republican no?

        In Stabby’s little brain I guess it does.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        David Duke ran for president as a Republican in 1992.

      • Arachne says:

        And the Republicans tried to block his participation. Which is more than the Democrats ever did with their racist segregationist members. They WELCOMED them into the Senate and the House.

  16. Octopus says:

    Snotclair is Chunky. “It’s all me,” as he so arrogantly claimed. And he turned out to be right, once the sentient beings all left the swamp. Nothing but stump-enders left. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Remember the good ol’ days when we had Ludwig and Kalegore to entertain us? Now it’s just lil’ ol’ Toot.

      • Because olo says:

        What kind of a flag is that? I wonder if Toot knows? It looks Lesbian or Lebanese or something.

      • Octopus says:

        That looks like a Vlaams Belang flag from here. And I do miss the old days of Lewd-Wank and his slut-shaming, and Kalegore with his infested kale and horny frogs. Those were the glory days of the Moronic Conversion-era swamp. Now it’s just Fatass, and his socks. War-Tard and Vicious, Itchy and Scratchy (Furious and her nasty infected cooch). It’s just not the same.

      • rightymouse says:


        I miss those days too. 😦
        Was truly awesome reading the hilarious insanity emanating from LGF. Now, it’s just pathetic drivel.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s so sad, ‘Mouse. The content gets thinner, as Chunky’s head gets fatter. The twitter-glurge is incessantly repetitive, and dumber than any box of rocks. Gus’s drunken output is more interesting and on-point, at least until his last hour of consciousness when it devolves into grunts and farts.

        You have to wonder how long it will go on.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course it is – he just looooves to get us with his pervert persona. You know, being a full-time fat social justice warrior from the comfort of one’s living room hardly fulfills one’s quota for excitement for the day, even when you live in the Culver City equivalent of Grey Gardens.

      (Hey do you think Fatty does his own version of the Little Edie VMI Military Song, complete with flags and head scarf (notice I didn’t say WHOSE flags)?)

      • Octopus says:

        I think Chunky’s bunker is very likely a close approximation of the raccoon-infested squalor of Grey Gardens, and I think he likely wears a version of Little Edie’s “Best Costume For The Day” around the filthy dump. Flea-collars around both ankles, to keep the biting down. It’s a good guess, as to where he’s at nowadays. Unemployed and dependent on the kindness of strangers, for years now. And the strangers haven’t been all that kind, in terms of the begging bowl.

      • Arachne says:

        Here we go…

      • Octopus says:

        I love that patriotic number. Little Edie was a great American. Batshit-crazy, but still a great American. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        Living room? It’s an OFFICE!!1!

      • pineapple says:

        Funny stuff…. I never heard of the Little Edie person before.

        Jackie Kennedy’s cousin. The whole story of Grey Gardens is as sad as it gets.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        She was cousin to Jackie Kennedy (Onassis) whose maiden name was Bouvier. Her mother was Edith Bouvier. If you get a chance to watch this 1975 Maysles brother documentary it’s worth a look. At least until you get the urge to slit your wrist.

      • Arachne says:

        Also HBO actually did an excellent “backstory” version a couple years ago with Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore. Same title – Grey Gardens – very well done. Here’s Drew in the “best costume for the day” scene

      • pineapple says:

        Thanks all….the before and after pictures are amazing.

        I’ll have to set aside an afternoon and check it out.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh you should. Watch the original 1970’s documentary first and then the “re-enactment”. If you have HBO Go or Nelflix I think you can get them both.

  17. Octopus says:

    This is our final stop on our “Save Greece From Itself” tour, and it’s a real beauty. Swimming and sunning all day, strolling-eating-drinking all night. There’s no cars on this island, which makes it nice, as the Greeks tend to be insane on the roads. I think I might ride a donkey tomorrow evening, but just on the wooden saddle, and just around town in a circumspect circumnavigation. No funny stuff. Sorry, Chunky.

  18. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Twitterwarrior Theatre, how I love thee.

    In today’s episode, this Rob Cohen guy/twit/bot is apparently (by his own admission) dumber than shit.

    Doesn’t know that a human embryo won’t be a donkey, or a cat.

    Perfect Democrat. Obvious future Senatorial material.

    ps – note how much they love donkeys

    • Octopus says:

      Donkeys are very lovable animals, the horrors of the Tijuana-style Donkey Show notwithstandingorsitting. Democrats, not so much. Dems are just dumb and dumber, nowadays.

  19. Octopus says:

    Really good shit.

  20. Because olo says:

    And a big MILYO!

  21. Juan Epstein says:


    You’re site is an homage to rape culture.

    You’re over doing it with the beta male feminist thing.

    Yoooge douche.

  22. JimboXL says:

    I find it very entertaining and fitting to see the progressive socialist pig hopeful get pushed off stage by the unruly mobs the progressives have been encouraging to disrupt and burn cities down. Very very entertaining, if only their mayhem could be limited to progressive pigs’ speeches and gatherings.

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah, why didn’t they follow Col. Sanders to Portlandia? That would have been a hoot, a couple of BLM SJWs against 28000 white Portlandia hippies. I put my quatloos on…

      Fuck ’em all.

  23. Because olo says:

  24. Because olo says:

    Look in the mirror?

    • Minnow says:

      how about old white men who have worked their asses off for years….. not that this would mean anything to a lazy, no-goodnick loudmouth like you.

      Yeah, I agree – angry. Angry at the 50% of the populace who sits around eating cheetos asking for free stuff all the time – like you , you fucking idiot.

      Bah. Begging for money on the internet. What a loser you are Barry.

    • Says the guy whose party is flocking to Bernie Sanders.

  25. Because olo says:

    Icarus Toot is the ultimate left-wing red.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course he couldn’t explain that statement with a gun to his head. Caught it in the comments – probably one by Eric the numbskull who thinks RICO should be used against Republicans.

      Does he even know what a red herring is? (Of course it means something completely different in a public offering. )

  26. Bunk X says:

  27. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is up early this morning.

    Note the time.

    At 5:37 AM EDT, Frank leaves a little steaming pile on up the thread.

    At 5:43 AM EDT, Chunkles tweets some paranoid insipid nonsense about “oathkeepers”.

    Coincidence? I think not. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Why would Chunkles post here using such a ridiculous sock?

      I blame Ron Jeremy.

      Ron Jeremy is bouncing around in Chunkles/Frank Sinclair’s pointed head wreaking havoc!

      It explains a lot. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      How many people did they shoot, shitbag? How many were shot by your SJW peeps at BLM? Watching a fat old white man trying to be the hero of a Black movement is funny.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        They keep insisting that white people “help”, but every time someone says anything they tell them they don’t understand black culture and to STFU.

  28. KGB says:

    Deb Decatur thinks all college towns are Shangri La? I thought they were hives of rape culture, overrun by predatory frat boys.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      I guess it depends on your opinion of rape. Maybe Deb is a little “alternate” in her thinking.

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