The mobile version of LGF is now available

A major announcement from Mr. Toot!

Mobile LGF

The world stand in awe at this great technological achievement by Charles Foster Johnson! I am certain that many Technological companies are banging on the door to recruit the services of the great programming skills of Mr. Toot!


37 Comments on “The mobile version of LGF is now available”

  1. Frank Sinclair says:

    They’re actually banging on the door looking for your wife.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a scum-bag low-life you are, Stanky.

      • Arachne says:

        Nah, it’s just Fatty McToot channeling his inner pervert.
        He fantasizes that women still find him handsome and young.
        He doesn’t want them coming here so they see that new Jabba the Hut look he has going. Because he never knows when we’ll post the videos. And those are a couple of years old. Imagine how grotesque the little shut in has become since 2014.

      • Because olo says:

        He can always do the tranny thang.

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  2. Arachne says:

    Hey – the new and improved version of pervert McToot is back everybody! We knew you couldn’t stay away – channeling your sexual frustrations through your sock FrankSnotclair.
    Shame you had to miss the debates because your Culver City neighbors closed the drapes.

  3. Because olo says:

    Oboy! When’s the Blackberry version coming out?

  4. Because olo says:

    Toot’s MO get praise from high places.

    • Arachne says:

      Or, in short form.

      The pervert Fatty McToot/FrankSnotclair/Doormatt business model.

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  5. Arachne says:

    BTW I do notice that Fruity McToot is very very strangely silent there on Twitter about the shellacking Carly Fiorina gave to Hillary Clinton on Chris Matthews’ show. So bad that Chrissy was about to cry and probably spent the rest of the evening at Muldoon’s drinking doubles.

    Fruity is all about how everyone is going after Megyn Kelly. You’re damn right they are. Because this was a debate about issues facing the country. She and the Fox panel took up a third of the damn debate time and didn’t even ask Cruz a question for the first 44 minutes.

    If she wants to do a tabloid interview with Donald about whatever bullshit he’s spewed over the last upteen years, she should have him on her show and interview him. The debate was not the forum.

    • rightymouse says:

      She also did a one-on-one with Blabber-Mouth-Schultz. That was weird.

    • rightymouse says:

      On one of her first night shows after bumping Hannity, she had on Cruz and went after him. I was disgusted with her. She’s done better since then, but I still don’t trust her. The question for Trump was stupid and High-Schoolish…

    • rightymouse says:

      Fiorina kicked ass last night and sucker-punched Chris Wallace as well. 🙂
      Yessssssss! 🙂

  6. Professor Pakimon PhD says:

    Conservatives don’t call all women “fat pigs” and “dogs”, just liberal er, “progressive” women.

    Most often because it’s true.

    Just look at frank sinclair’s mom. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      And Rosie O’Donnell.

    • Because olo says:

      All Spanky’s mom thinks about all day is the “do Ron Ron”.

      • rightymouse says:

        Meh. Those ladies are way too classy to be compared to Spanky’s egg-donor. Am thinking this one may be more fitting….

      • Arachne says:

        The beads are a nice touch, but really, she should follow Coco Chanel’s advice. Look in the mirror before you leave and remove one accessory.

        This would not apply to Fatty McToot. The only mirror he could fit his whole visage is the one behind the Tae-bo guy at the gym.

      • Arachne says:

        Hey lawyer, it’s called a cease and desist letter.
        I await with interest. File in the Eastern District of California.
        Oh and you do know it’s a violation of the California Business and Professions Code to represent yourself as a lawyer?
        Or to claim you’re Mark Levin’s lawyer?
        Or to threaten me with legal action?

        Update I emailed Levin and sent him your information.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        That’s George Burns, right? Right?

      • Arachne says:

        I think it’s Fatty McToot’s fiancée.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hey, Fatso! 24 million watched Fox last night. Records were shattered. Bite me. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        In contrast his hero and Obama hand-job specialist Jon (self-hating Jew Lebowitz) Stewart got a 3.4 audience for his “final” show. The second highest of his pathetic career.

      • rightymouse says:

        That was the icing on the cake. What are the odds they thought they’d eclipse Fox??

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        Dear Arachne,

        Calling Jon Stewart “Leibowitz,” and/or a “self hating Jew,” are copyrighted expressions owned by my client. When combined with your unauthorized use of “Barack Milhous Obama,” your reckless disregard for my client’s intellectual property is becoming a serious matter.

        If we learn of one more copyright infringement by you, we will be forced to pursue a plagiarism lawsuit. it would behoove you to create your own original thoughts.

        This is your final warning.


        Mark Levin’s Lawyer

      • Arachne says:

        The way they were promoting it, I’m sure they expected to be the big winner on cable that night. But let’s face it – how many people tuned in to that debate to see what the hell The Donald was going to do? (I missed it – right during optimal commute time. I could have logged in as a satellite subscriber but didn’t want to eat up by GB’s by streaming and besides I figured Rush and Levin would have the good stuff.

        Megyn, to me, has let that move to a nighttime slot go to her head. I have a feeling she may have lost herself a boatload of viewers after last night. She may be looking at Piers Morgan numbers pretty soon if she’s not careful. We don’t tune in to Fox to watch conservatives get treated like they would be if they were on CNN.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dear Stanky:
        You have no case and present yourself as stupid and uninformed, not to mention your obvious lack of grown-up vocabulary.

      • rightymouse says:

        “We don’t tune in to Fox to watch conservatives get treated like they would be if they were on CNN.”
        Exactly. I don’t expect coddling, but I do expect thoughtful maturity. What she did last night was childish stuff and I expected a more cogent approach from her.

  7. Arachne says:

    And the real problem for poor McToot today was that Fox didn’t allow too many excerpts from the debate so he had nothing to view to even FAKE that he’d watched them.

    He should take some of that GoFundMe money and get cable. Except he’s probably withdrawn it all.

  8. Arachne says:

    BTW McToot, is there any truth to the rumor that the last time you went down to the beach at Huntington Greenpeace kept trying to roll you back in the water?

  9. ISpeakJive says:

    You know Toot coulda gone to a bar to watch the debate. He’s not that far from Orange County. It’s full of conservatives.

    But that would require leaving the house AND fitting behind the wheel of his Honda.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure he’s been 86’d from every bar in town. Even copious amounts of alcohol downed by the other patrons can’t overcome the smell….

      Also any local bar in L.A. would be showing either the Dodgers or the Angels games. Toot asking to switch to the debate would probably have resulted in his being thrown off the Santa Monica Pier (a feat which would require the services of the bar-sponsored men’s softball team).