War-Tard wonders why he lost his job!

LGF’s resident online Jihadist, Pro-Life Liberal now known as War-Tard wonders why he lost a job this week.

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I have an idea why he lost his job.


86 Comments on “War-Tard wonders why he lost his job!”

  1. Just poop says:

    this kicks the LGF unemployment rate back up to 100%

    Hey pro life tard, I hear ISIS is hiring 😉

  2. Arachne says:

    Apparently idiot War Tardis hasn’t a clue what “right to work” means. It means that workers have a right NOT to join the union if one is present in the shop. PERIOD. That’s it.
    What dumbo is confusing (unless there are facts to the contrary that I’m not aware of) is that barring contract terms to the contrary, employment is “At Will” – meaning your boss can fire you whenever he likes, provided said firing was not based on your being in one of the Title VII protected classes. By the same token, you are allowed to walk off the job with no notice, and the employer cannot punish you by withholding your final unpaid vacation, etc.

    My guess? You’re a loudmouth shitbag that got on everyone’s nerves, were lazy as hell, disrupted the workplace, acted self-entitled, and generally annoyed everyone around you. And your boss probably said “enough of this shit” and kicked your ass out.

    Or…..maybe that new minimum wage BS meant that other wages tied to the minimum wage had to also get bumped, so a staff reduction was necessary. And it was YOU.

  3. Because olo says:

    That’s what happens when you refuse to serve ham sandwiches to the kuffer.

  4. Because olo says:

    Kicking the boss’ dog wasn’t a smart idea, either.

    • Arachne says:

      Can you imagine the impromptu conga line that broke out when this clown and his banker’s box of possessions left the building? Hopefully they waited until he was out of the parking lot to put on the rumba music.

  5. trebob says:

    Perhaps they listened to what an insufferable prick you are and decided that before you went postal on them one day, they would take the first step and toss your little ass out.

    Nobody, and I mean nobody, likes a whiny dick who constantly tells you what a basket case they are.

    Man up, get on the job search sites and get a job. When you do get an interview, don’t tell them how fucked up you are and try to act you’re normal, for a change. When/if you do get a job (pretty tough in the Obama economy) then be best employee there. Not best in your mind but best in their minds. Get there early, leave there late, bust your ass in-between and you’ll be successful. Once you’re successful the rewards (money, cars, girls, shaving commercials) roll in.

    And your best bet for improving your life? Drop LGF like it was a red-hot horseshoe and get into some more positive venues. LGF is nothing but negativity, demagoguing and ad-hominem attacks. Nothing good or positive comes from there and that is a huge source of your problems.

    Get your head right and the rest will follow.

    • Arachne says:

      I wonder what his personnel file says about him.
      Companies don’t like to fire people that are valuable to them. It takes a long time to replace their experience, their knowledge and their familiarity with procedures. It costs a company to bring in someone new and train them and get them up to speed.

      Example: When a lawyer leaves a firm, for instance, and another lawyer takes over their cases in progress, the firm eats the time because a client sure as hell isn’t going to pay for the time that it’s going to take for the new lawyer to familiarize themselves with the file. And this can cost tens of thousands in unbilled fees.

      So my guess is the employer didn’t see losing Tardis as a big hit to the company bottom line. They’re probably interviewing rhesus monkeys as a possible replacement.

  6. Octopus says:

    Fatass is WAY more obsessed with this thing than anyone else on the internet. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Shrill’s strategery of avoiding any and all contacts with the media that aren’t 100% controlled by her gendarmes is working!

    Except…it’s not working. She’s not trusted or liked by the general electorate. Her candidacy is going to go up in flames like one of Chunky’s smoldering nontroversies, when the winds of truth get to it.

  8. Octopus says:

    Any idiot can figure out that Snopes is very biased towards the Left, in about five minutes of browsing. They’re good on urban legends, but anything political, they spin furiously until it meets their criteria of liberal goodthink.

    • Because olo says:

      Sorta like Wiki. If you want to learn about the mating habits of the avocado weevil, it’s ok. Just don’t trust it for anything controversial.

      • Arachne says:

        After all, I believe Fatass has locked up the definitions of both LGF and himself. So that we can’t post current pictures of him or say, bring up newfound evidence that he wasn’t the real newsbreaker in the Rathergate story.

      • Because olo says:

        No, but nothing’s preventing someone from creating a page on “Icarus Toot”.

      • Arachne says:

        You’re right. I think we should create one.
        {Cue Fatass checking Wikipedia every day for the next month for new “Icarus Toot” entry…}

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed – if the story is generally true and reflects badly on liberal mindspeak and has a single modicum in fact that might be questionable, Snopes discounts the entire story. This is especially true of Barack Milhous Obama.

      Same is true with Wikipedia. Neither is a source.

      • Because olo says:

        Wiki has certain paid trolls who spend full time ‘fixing’ corrections. Say anything unapproved about ‘climate science’, and this guy named William Connoloy will be on it, switching it back, in under a minute. Literally.

        Somebody is paying him. It’s his job.

      • Dear Archane,

        Please be advised that “Barack Milhous Obama” is an original joke created by my client, and that it may only be used with his expressed written consent. Otherwise, it will be treated as copywright infringement.


      • Arachne says:

        Oh fuck you and the horse you rode in on dumbshit. Like you have a “client.” But you do get bonus points for the clever anagram of my name into “Archane” — unless you didn’t mean to, in which case, you’re an idiot who didn’t bother to look at spell check or auto correct.

        I’m guessing you couldn’t tell me who coined the term and/or how it came about.

        Now run along Chucky Fuckface. I think the minions have your shit sandwich lunch ready.

      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

        Remember when frank claimed to be a WordPress administrator and that he was “watching” and “monitoring” this blog? :

        What a f**king dork. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Frankie-Charlie is so full of shit septic tanks gaze in envy.

        Still waiting for your answer on that “client” dumbshit.

    • Now you can get your news from email chain letters (except when Rush or Hannity are on) knowing they are 100% true.

  9. Because olo says:

    What do you get when you put Barbie’s head on Toot’s body?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Hey you want realistic girls bodies, that’s what Skipper was for. I had older sisters so I remember Skipper who I kind of had a crush on. Yes a doll. I also had a crush on Penny from Lost In Space. I pretty much had a crush on any girl with bangs. I was a weird kid.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        You’re a weirder adult.

      • Arachne says:

        Hey Chuck, I guess you got tired of everyone ignoring you on Twitter, huh? Yeah, usually the fat jokes draw you out.

        But you should really use your own name, girlie shrug. You crush debate remember. You know, when you’re not running away from it. C’mon be strong. We know it’s you.

    • Arachne says:

      I can’t do PhotoShop but someone ought to take that and replace Barbie’s head with Fatty’s. And do that “Hell Yeah I’m a Climate Change Moron” on it.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Kalegore should thank his lucky stars he only has to contend with one fat lesbian who minds her own business cutting her grass.


  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    OMG loving this runaway catastrophic Climate Change. such cool rainy weather today. August 6th and it’s 64 degrees here in N. Ky. Very pleasant with my deck door open. Going to be in the low 80s for highs almost all week.

    • rightymouse says:

      According to Fatso, We’re doomed. Again.

      • trebob says:

        Well, if we’re past the point of no return, then there’s no reason to worry about it is there? Can’t fix it, can’t stop it, may as well hang out for the duration.

        Kinda like LGF has been for the last several years; “Ride the Decline!”

      • Arachne says:

        Daniel Ballard:

        Tweets: 4,741
        Following: 359
        Followers: 182

        Yeah, you’re a real mover and shaker there, Danny Boy.

  12. Because olo says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Ya think? Wonder what the first clue was?

    • pineapple needs juicing says:

      This president is an utter failure, the worst in our history The next president is going to be consumed with just fixing the mess this jerk left us with.

      Jimmy Carter doesn’t look so bad in comparison now.

  13. Because olo says:

    ^^^^^^ lolwut ^^^^^^

  14. kbdabear says:

    Toot, some technical advice from someone who isn’t the Internet’s Greatest Coding Expert;

    Twitter has loads of sponsored video ads that load at the top of the timeline. Go to your settings and disable the “Autoplay video” feature.

  15. kbdabear says:

    After Toot complains about Tweetdeck app and the i-OS fonts, the Internet’s Greatest Coding Expert snarks on Fox News.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, Earth to Dumbshit. They are a CABLE channel, which means that people are PAYING to watch. Why should they give it to a deadbeat like you for free?

      Oooo….Caveman Channel….aren’t you the edgy skid mark?

      (This is really telling, folks. Because it indicates two things: (1) He doesn’t have a cable or satellite provider AND (2) he has no friends that are willing to share their information with him either.) What Fatass is pissed about is that everyone will be talking about the debate live and he will have nothing to add to the discussion. So he’ll do what he always does. Retweet or steal what someone else is doing/saying and repost it, making it look like it originated from him.

      Oh, and someone replied to that tweet asking him if HBO was Caveman as well. (HBO requires you log in with your provider account log in information

  16. kbdabear says:

    Hey Toot, since you’ve fended off thousands of attempts by Russians to hack LGF and laughed it off with “lol, they never learn!”, you’re needed at The Pentagon!

    Russia Hacks the Joint Chiefs. Yawn.


  17. Arachne says:

    I’m at work and missing the pre-debate debate. (Hey Chuck! I have a satellite account. If only we were still friends! You could have used by log in).

    Apparently they are putting these pop-up video factoids up while candidates are talking. S.E. Cupp has expressed annoyance.

    • Because olo says:

      There are some live blogs, but those bloggers have access. Toot gots no access. Sux 2b Toot.

      • Arachne says:

        Keep an eye out for his using their posts, comments, etc. as his own.
        Maybe he should update his “GoFundMe” page – “please contribute so I can get like a cable and satellite provider because Amazon Prime won’t let me watch the Caveman News Channel – how will I ever stamp out the evil right wing without access?”

      • Because olo says:

        Fox News is free on Roku. Maybe Toot can’t figure out how to operate a Roku.

      • Arachne says:

        Probably not. I think he gets his shit from Amazon Prime. Which he probably gets free because he has an Amazon store and pushes Prime every year. Eventually they’ll catch on that he’s not bringing them any real business and cancel him.

  18. Because olo says:

  19. rightymouse says:

    If you’d been paying attention, Fatso, you’d know that only friends and family were invited. Dumbass.

  20. Frank Sinclair says:

    You people are truly moronic. I am not Charles. I am me.

  21. pineapple says:


    Never mind there are full unedited videos showing exactly that.

    Who’s a liar? Fatso actually has his idiots nodding their heads up and down.

    I won’t sully the thread with a harvesting pic from the videos. It’s sullied enough with frabby the gutless.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Carly Fiorina was clearly the winner of the early debate. Yes! 🙂

  23. pineapple says:

    1,800 retweets… damn.

    That’s how it’s done Fatso.

  24. JimboXL says:

    What do Dim candidates have to debate amongst themselves? They all agree with each other on everything and it’s not as if one would be a worse or more irresponsible leader than the other. The Dim debates should just be reformatted to be a talent show where they twirl a baton or sing a song.

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    Get ready for some real firebomb click bait tweets from the net premier pundit.

  26. windbag says:

    I’ve employed hundreds of people over the years and I can tell you for certain that if you’re fired, it’s because you suck. You suck at your job, you suck as a person, or both, but the bottom line is, you suck.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve seen good people let go for nasty political reasons because someone higher up felt threatened.
      Somehow, I don’t think this was the case. Lol!

    • Because olo says:

      That’s not necessarily how it works in big organizations (corporations, government agencies, etc.). There, you can get ‘laid off’ because somebody made an accusation to personnel, and it doesn’t matter how valuable you are.

    • windbag says:

      True. I should have added the qualifier that you suck in the opinion of the management.

  27. windbag says:

    That tingle is the piss running down his leg. This is the definition of pegging.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Let the debates begin! 🙂

  29. HelenJRodriguez says:

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