Mr. Toot’s astute analysis on the Fox News GOP debate

The greatest political analyst of our era, expresses his great insight on tonight’s main GOP debate.

Mr. Toot really is a great political observer.


83 Comments on “Mr. Toot’s astute analysis on the Fox News GOP debate”

  1. Because olo says:

    OMG, that’s so funny … something.

    • “Mr. Toot really is a great poliical [sic] observert [sic]”

      Speaking of “astute” analyses.



      I have to run away now. My lord and master Charles will be wanting his breakfast turd burger and it’s my turn to make it. I’m so excited.

      • Arachne says:

        All you can add is being the grammar police. Which is annoying to everyone.
        BFD. Tell us about Fatty McToot’s detailed analysis of the debate.
        That he didn’t watch. Because he doesn’t have cable.

        And kindly remember, we have several examples of your dumbshit typos over at the Swamp. I believe Bunk or Octo will be happy to provide one.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        That’s “Daed Speak” and it’s adorable.

        Such a brave troll. Now scurry back to your safe space.

  2. windbag says:

    I do’t know about anyone else, but I’d prefer that Chuckles keep his fantasies to himself. Clown porn? Really?

  3. Because olo says:

    “Mr. Toot’s astute analysis…”

    You spelled ass toot wrong.

  4. Arachne says:

    I wonder if he’s even able to watch. Peeping in the neighbor’s windows maybe?

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    The “yooge” thing isn’t happening, Broghazi.

  6. kbdabear says:

    Exactly the same opinions on which issue Toot?

    Rand Paul and Jeb Bush about foreign policy, especially use of the military?

    Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush about immigration?

    It must be good to be Toot, providing analysis without observation

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Expect the Nazi Lizards to be out in force now that Schumer is defying the Obama.

  8. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

  9. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Trump: “Our leaders are stupid, our politicians are stupid, and the Mexican government is much smarter.”
    1 hour ago

    And that’s just so wrong because……?

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Jeb Bush talks about showing compassion to undocumented immigrants. Dead silence from the Fox News audience.
    1 hour ago

    Gee I wonder why. Is it because people who aren’t leftist idiots realize they’re illegal aliens, they’re here to take American’s jobs, they walk over unchecked, we don’t even know who they are or what diseases they may carry or what crimes they’ve committed that they may be running from and it’s doubtful they’re particularly literate or skilled or they would have jobs back in Mexico? Could it be that Fatass?

    • Arachne says:

      Katie Steinle unavailable for comment.

    • “Jeb Bush talks about showing compassion to undocumented immigrants.”

      How about compassion for American workers and taxpayers.

      If illegal immigration is an act of love, isn’t securing the border an act of hate?

      • Arachne says:

        Jeb was a non-starter last night, despite Fox’s attempts to make him the “major dude” to be reckoned with. Pretty much all polling says it was Cruz that scored the most points, despite giving more time to Jeb than any other candidate other than Trump.

      • rightymouse says:

        I found Jeb boring.

  11. poteen2 says:

    How awesome it would be if the GOP candidates came out tonight in full clown makeup, yooge floppy shoes, red noses and all.

    The Ted Kennedy School of Debate? That only works on Massachusetts Magistrates, Charlie.

  12. Because olo says:

    How long are these threads these days? How many comments can his Raspberry Pi server support in a thread?

    • Arachne says:

      As I said below. Open up a thread so that you can piggyback off the comments of your morons and make it look like you’re watching it live with analysis.

      Which you aren’t. Because the neighbors closed their shades. And called the cops.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot, if you want lots of Free Shit Army soldiers to vote, you’re going to have to shower before going to the polling places so you don’t drive out those waiting behind you. Then there’s disinfecting the booth so get rid of the stench. No matter what the water level of Lake Mead, you still have to shower eventually

  13. Because olo says:


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  15. Bunk X says:

  16. PeteP says:

    He’s being going with the GOP clown meme for a while now but it’s not an original thought. He took that from other leftist sites.

    Come to think of it, Chucky the Clown has NEVER had an original thought.

    • Arachne says:

      No doubt looking all over the net for comments about a debate he didn’t watch so he can comment….on the comment.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It invalidates their entire commentary by dehumanizing and purposely mischaracterizing the opposing candidates. First he calls them all clowns for months then makes little pissy comments about how he doesn’t like this or that that they say. If he thinks they’re clowns then why is he bothering to tune in and critieque them? Yet another thing demonstrating his time’s not valuable along with his being forgotten and/or ignored by the media, his failed GoFundMe swindle attempt, and his comparatively few Twitter followers, most of which are fake or dormant.

      • Arachne says:

        He’s blocked me (which is fine – I blocked him as well because of his use of the reply trap and having his followers jump in my timeline hoping for a reply) – what is his follower count up to now?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        13.3 and holding (maybe dropping). Did he ever hit 14k? No that was Ginger, I believe.

      • Arachne says:

        Interesting – Ginger was getting something like 500 new followers a day last year. I think we were doing follower comparison in the Ginger wars and Fatass hit a peak of 11.2 or something (still think a couple of thousand were purchased) and now has only added 2K in all that time? Ginger had reached 25K. (Now Ginger could have purchased some as well, you never know).

  17. Arachne says:

    Guys – I see where we got Doormatt and Chucky-Frank back on the same day. Hmm….coincidence? I think not.

    Oh, and Doormatt’s playing grammar police again. Shall we find another example of the bonehead typos he’s made, please?

    I have to laugh. When I post on my iPad, I usually have to go back and correct (which I can do. And I will be happy to provide this service for my fellow playpen dwellers if you’d like. Just give me a head’s up and I’ll fix it for you).

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Worst. Trolls. Ever.

      DoorMatt: You guys are really dumb and pathetic.
      Stankfrankclair: Man, you guys are pathetic dumb losers.

      And is it mere coincidence they NEVER post on the thread. But always reply way up top no matter how long the comment thread is? I have no idea why but it points to their being the same idiot.

      • Arachne says:

        Two Socks in One!
        (Frankie sometimes goes downthread. But he never says anything exept “dittoheads” and “TEAbaggers” and never gets specific. Because, you know, box of rocks stupid.) Tries to be clever but it’s hard when you were dropped on your head as a child.

        And Doormatt is, well, if not Fatty then probably Gus – because he’s about as coherent.

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Hoping these GOP debates will awaken liberals to the importance of fighting back, and voting.
    10 hours ago
    It’s horribly obvious: if the GOP wins the presidency again, America is going to war. Again. And again.
    11 hours ago
    And now, the “more war” segment of the “debate.”
    11 hours ago
    These people are dangerously deluded.
    11 hours ago

    So we must fight the dangerous clowns?

  19. Arachne says:

    You know, considering that Fruity McToot doesn’t let his loozards read this site (or at least he says HE never reads it) and will ban you if you go to a site he doesn’t approve of, we must assume based on the evidence that Doormatt and Frankie have Krappy the Klown’s approval to come over here and post.

    Which is sad, because there you have two (alleged) adults who won’t even ask a shut in Fat Slob why he won’t do his own dirty work.

    • trebob says:

      What’s really strange, to me, is that they hide behind personas and won’t use their LGF nicks on this site. I guess DMatt does, but Frank never does and won’t.

      Why wouldn’t it be a badge of honor to waddle over to the stalkerz site to “crush them”, worth crowing about on the LGF pages?

      What are they afraid of?

      • Because olo says:

        Ban deodorant. The stick version.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, but that’s even assuming Doormatt isn’t one of Fatty’s myriad socks that he wears to upding himself while he’s waddling around the Swamp. Which of course, begs the question: Fatty hates us (okay, that works) and this site is on his “you are not permitted to go there” list; additionally, he’s been known to ban folks to log in at anti-McLoon sites. Didn’t he ban someone for going to Correspondence Committee and they never even TALK about him!

        So the question needs to be asked. Either Fatty McToot sends the Doormatt over here to snot at us, which is sad because anyone with a working testicle would tell Fatty to do his own dirty work and if he wants to go on offense do it yourself, OR Fatty borrows Doormatt’s nic so he can come over here and snot at us and hide.

        Either way, it’s the scenario of a coward and a jerk.

  20. Because olo says:

    Somebody’s still miffed about being kicked out of PJM:

    • Because olo says:

      Hadn’t really thought about this angle, but Toot’s “break with the right” happened about the same time as his break with PJM. Maybe turning Full Mental Moonbat was just peevish pique over being given the PJ boot?

      • rightymouse says:

        Even though he had started squawking about evolution, Nazis and global warmening for a while before his ‘break’, it wasn’t until Obama won the first term that he wrote that infantile piece on his moronic comversion. IIRC, he said he voted for Bush & Palin.

      • Arachne says:

        I really don’t think he did. I think he voted for Obama and Biden. His “break” with the right would have been lost in the run-up to the election. His whole “evolution” and “Nazi” bullshit was simply laying the groundwork.

      • rightymouse says:

        I remember one of his posts begging forgiveness for voting for Palin???

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, but he was begging forgiveness for all kinds of stuff at that point. DUPED and all that. This whole “mea culpa” is meaningless and would only have been significant if McCain/Palin had WON. But they didn’t. So what are you apologizing for?

        Grandstanding pure and simple. Which leads me to believe it’s all BS.

    • Arachne says:

      Says the man who takes his marching orders about Planned Parenthood from MSNBC and Talking Point Memo and hasn’t even LOOKED at the videos.
      Showing his ignorance once again, I guess Fatass didn’t read the tweets and comments made contemporaneous with the debate (which he didn’t even WATCH) that exploded for Fiorina. Guess he also missed her “eviserating” his cankles love Hildebeest so badly that Chrissy Matthews was about to cry.

      People genuinely liked what Fiorina did last night, Krappy the Klown. Fox had nothing to do with it. Once again proving yourself as uninformed as seaweed.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I’ve always suspected a lot of his conversion was purely out of spite. But if he wants to claim to really be this much of a libtard, progturd lying scumbag commie and not the classical liberal he once posed as I’m just as happy calling him that. He himself called people who are like his current political identity Idiotarians, traitors, liars, terror apologists, pondscum, useful idiots and so on. He fits his own description perfectly and because he’s also a turncoat his collapsed blog and general lack of prestige and credibility reflect it in an obviously painful way. But one suspects if he had more feet to shoot off and noses to cut off he would. And yet still keep claiming victory, a la Charlie Sheen and the Black Night in Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

      • Arachne says:

        I often think Johnson didn’t leave PJM so much as he was forced out. I’m sure there were contractual obligations re content contribution, etc. All Johnson ever did was link to his own website. They probably got tired of fronting Cheetos money to someone who didn’t do anything except show up at the launch party looking like Robin Williams in the Fisher King.

      • kbdabear says:

        There were issues with setting up the site IIRC, it was a clusterfuck until they hired professional web designers to set it up and junked Toot’s jury-rigged coding

        There were also issues with Toot supposing to write and finding out his own work didn’t even meet the standards of a seventh grader’s “What I Did For Summer” essay.

        Combine that with Toot demanding an equal piece of the pie with Roger like he did with his “songwriting” with his former jazz bosses…

  21. I am not Dr. Matt, and I am not Charles. I am endlessly amused at the time, effort and expense put in to maintain this evil girl clique of a blog.


    Hillary is going to win, especially against a “rock ribbed conservative,” who channels Ronald Reagan perfectly.

    Because it’s over, dittoheads.

    • Arachne says:

      Aw come on Charles we know it’s you. There can’t be two people this stupid in the world.

      EVIL? How are we evil there, rumproast? We make fun of YOU, the premier smear merchant on the Internet. Who supports dissecting babies for profit.

      Ooo….girl clique? Call me when the time machine returns you from your pimple-faced days at the senior prom.

      You got all the talking points of the MSM down perfectly, Fatty McToot. If only you had the courage to come here under your real identity instead of hiding behind a sock. Soooo brave.

      And really – dittoheads? Get some new material.

      Click on “frank’s” avatar and you’re taken to a site that says “Nothing found.” Truer words were never spoken.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Hitlery’s toast Stanky. No one trusts the lying crook.

  22. Because olo says:

    Dr. Helen asks:

    “As for men in general, are we becoming a nation so used to the easy life that no one has much fight left in them to defend anything except a bag of Cheetos?”

    Who does she have in mind?

    • Arachne says:

      Have you ever seen what happens when someone tries to take away Chuckie’s Cheetos? Oh man, “Jaws” got nothin’ on that.

      I hear the “Scientist of Love” tried to subscribe to Match but changed his mind when he found out you have to submit a recent picture for “verification” if there’s a meet up.

    • osprey1 says:

      Ironically, it was the military’s need for cheese products that could be stored for long periods of time in all climates that led to the invention of the dehydrated cheese powder that after WWII was used to create CHEETOS™. I wonder if Chuck stop eating Cheetos™ as they are a product of the Military Industrial Complex.

      • Arachne says:

        Hey, we got Tang and Space Food Sticks from NASA.
        I LIKED Tang. Space Food Sticks….eh, not so much. I think the void that was created when they went off the market was filled with TOFU.

        For those of you who have no effing idea what I’m talking about, the commercial:

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I remember those! They were horrible. They call ’em CLIF bars now. Peanut butter flavored putty.

        Astronaut ice cream was pretty good, though.

  23. Arachne says:

    Has anyone noticed that the whole “get used to it being Hillary” jargon is straight out of Gordon’s “get used to President Kerry” BS from back in 2004? Fatty must be looking for old liberal speak at his blog so he use a different tone when he comes here as Frank or Doormatt.

    And notice how Fatty says “time, effort and expense” – Hmmm….expense, huh? We aren’t the ones with a GoFundMe page, Fatty. We’ve offered to reimburse Daedalus but he always says no. Same with the Mother Ship. He’s gettin’ crazier by the minute.

  24. Because olo says:

  25. Because olo says:


    • Arachne says:

      Actually if you paid attention Toot/Snotclaire/Doormatt, just about EVERYBODY on the right wants Megyn Kelly barred from further debates. She behaved like a partisan hack. This was a debate on issues, not her personal opinion of Donald Trump.

      You don’t even know what she asked him, do you? Because you didn’t effing WATCH because you don’t have cable.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        Hannity should replace her. He’ll ask really tough questions. *cough*

      • Arachne says:

        Nah, we should get Chris Matthews – that way when Carly Fiorina goes after Hillary in the next debate, we can watch him almost cry about it again.

        Hey Fatty McToot – you should post under your real name over here – you look like a weiner (ooops, maybe I shouldn’t say “Weiner”) hiding behind the FrantSnotclair moniker. Put on your gray boxers and your big boy pants and play.

    • Arachne says:

      Amazing how that stupidest man on the internet has over a billion dollars
      And you have a GoFundMe page.

  26. Because olo says:

    What was that about Sarah Palin?

    • trebob says:

      He said it about Rosie O’Donnell, which I think is an insult to pigs and dogs, but that’s another story.

      And what about the Fox News sluts post you keep on your website? Hypocrite much?

      • Because olo says:

        That was the end of Dr. Ludwig…
        He was never to return…
        Though you can ban the crazy…
        You can never lose the Lood…

      • rightymouse says:

        I miss Lewdy…
        Life just isn’t the same without his charming insanity.

      • Al-Sleazeera says:

        Rosie O’Donnell could be a great guest poster on the new LGF. She and Furious Burqa can start a jihadist version of The View.

        To call Rosie O’Donnell a pig or a dog is completely insulting, for she is not even a form of earthly life. She is a 9/11 conspiracy-loving piece of extraplanetary filth.

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s talk about what the left has called Sarah Palin, Laura Ingraham, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Star Parker, Condoleezza Rice, Stacey Dash – the last three being women of color. The name Bill Maher comes to mind.

      Maybe you’d like to see the Twitter timelines of Dana Loesch, “Killer Bunny Foo Foo” and a few others and how they’re treated by you.

      And let’s not forget your telling women to “F–k off, psychopath” (or current perjorative du jour) in your own timeline.

      And last but certainly not least – the biggest butt boy for you on Twitter is one Allan Brauer, made famous for his telling Amanda Carpenter, an aide to Ted Cruz, that he hoped her children all died of a debilitating disease.

      So in your own words, Fruity McToot – Fuck off, you self-righteous tub of lard.

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