B-list celebrities push Congress to accept Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran, how come Mr. Toot was not asked to be in the video?

Well Morgan Freeman actually is not a B-lister but Queen Noor, Valerie Plame, former Ambassador Thomas Pickering, and  Natasha Lyonne?  The last I heard about Natasha Lyonne  she was in some sort of rehab. I did not know that Thomas Pickering was a member of an Iranian group, more reason to ban diplomats from ever working for another country. The question is why did they not ask a certain corpulent, flatulent, over-the-hill, political guru who thinks deep thoughts and has a wide following of intellectuals such as Alouette, Decatur Deb, Shiplord Kirel, Kragar, etc.?

Jack Black “the Iranians love their children” – are you fucking nuts???

By the way Jack Black and Natasha Lyonne – both of whom are Jewish – those “Death to Jews” chants in Tehran include both of you.


104 Comments on “B-list celebrities push Congress to accept Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran, how come Mr. Toot was not asked to be in the video?”

  1. Arachne says:

    Why yes! Because when I’m looking for reassurance on the probability and consequences of thermonuclear war in the Middle East and how the Iran Deal reduces the chances for same, my first thought is always to turn to a C-List no talent Hollywood Hack with an 5th grade reading level, an 11th grade vocabulary, and whose biggest claim to fame was appearing onscreen with the equally imbecilic Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a fat suit.

    • Captain Death says:

      Did you notice that Iranian actor in the video? Yeah he really wants to avoid the vaporization of the Jews.

  2. Because olo says:

    Sure. Let’s ask that some bunch what we should think about the climate, while we’re at it. They gotta know the answer, because they’re famous.

    Hey, I got an idea. Let’s ax Bill Nye about the Iran deal. He’s a smart guy cuz he has a bow tie and glasses and talks sciency shit.

  3. kbdabear says:

    Toot’s nemesis Geert Wilders opposes cuts to the Dutch Welfare state …

    But… But… THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE! Everyone knows it’s a lie that nazis are socialists! Say Hello to My Block Button!!


    Meanwhile, just to give you a bit of background on European politics, Geert Wilders “far-right” Freedom Party — the party that is most vocal about stopping immigration — is actually opposed to Rutte’s cuts, and calls them a case of kicking the nation when it’s down.

  4. kbdabear says:

    CMP releases video.
    Toot declares it to be “deceptively edited” without watching it
    Toot claims he watched it
    Toot can’t point out where and how the video was “deceptively edited”
    Toot points out that “CMP is aligned with far-right white supremacist hate groups”
    Toot tweets that “the crazies are coming out of the woodwork”
    Toot restates claim that PP breaks no laws but CMP does
    Toot restates that “selling fetal tissue saves lives”
    Toot tweets about “all the RWNJ anti-abortionists in his mentions”
    Toot yammers about his Block Button
    Rinse.. Repeat

    • kbdabear says:

      Feeding Frenzy? Of course should you point out the number of MSM stories about Cecil the Lion vs PP videos, then Say Hello to Toot’s Block Button

      • Arachne says:

        Right, shitbag. The Media never went into a feeding frenzy over any of them except to call them deceptively edited and a lie.
        Now please explain how this was deceptively edited. We’ll wait.
        Oh, and BTW, I notice no one even bothers to comment on your stupid ass tweets anymore.

      • Because olo says:

        Feeding frenzy? Like when the UPS guy shows up with the month’s ration of cheetos?

  5. kbdabear says:

    Aw c’mon Toot, we thought YOU were the expert!

    • Because olo says:

      [pant pant]
      [pant pant pant]
      [pant pant pant pant]

  6. kbdabear says:

    You can see the seething envious rage in Toot that Breitbart has a WH correspondent while LGF is just Toot copying and pasting TPM & MMFA talking points from “The Office”

    • kbdabear says:

      Breitbart of course set up a successful platform and growth plan, while Toot said Hello to the Peter Principal when Roger Simon discovered that Toot could neither write, follow a business plan, or even code a Breitbart, Huffpo, or Kos type of platform

    • Arachne says:

      Wow Fatty – you have a whole day ahead of you – save some of that envy for later.

      Last time I checked – Breitbart has its own radio show on Sirius/XM on the weekends. Instead of a download podcast that can’t pay for itself.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        But Breitbart really dropped the ball on Ginger’s pooping. Toot got the poop scoop and ran (well waddled more like) with it to the Cesspool poopcast. They did a deep probing analysis. and concluded Ginger pooped.

    • pineapple says:

      Fatso, you will never have a White House presence. Tough shit loser.

      Imagine your fat blubber ass in one of those chairs? Now that would be a presence!

      Maybe you could send the phoney lawyer LawHack, when he’s not giving you blowjobs.

      • Arachne says:

        If Fatass ever had a White House presence, we would all know:

        “Capitol Police report that the intruder was a pasty-faced Angry White Man, weighing approximately 300 lbs. and sporting a grey ponytail. He was taken into custody and transported in one of the DC Police horse trailers, since, to quote the officers at the scene “no one wanted that guy smelling up their patrol cars.”

  7. Captain Death says:

    I remember last year during the Gaza War that idiot Mark Ruffalo claimed that the Palestinians would never use their own people as human shields. I thought he won the prize for the dumbest actor in Hollywood with that statement.

    • Arachne says:

      It bugs the crap out of me that I actually LIKE Mark Ruffalo in the “Zodiac” film.

      • pineapple says:

        Really liked Mark Ruffalo in Foxcatcher……. what a trippy movie.

        Also has Steve Carell like you’ve never seen him before.

        Based on a true story.

        I give it 4 out 5 pineapples.

      • Arachne says:

        I tried watching it, because I know the story behind duPont’s rampant crazy and the Dave Schultz murder and I love true crime movies, but I had a tough time getting into this one. I think it would appeal to men more than women (not a put down!) for some reason (and I can’t explain why).

      • pineapple says:

        Yea, that’s probably true, more of a guy flick maybe….. but Mark Ruffalo was good in it though…. the ending was quite a shocker.

      • Captain Death says:

        You can like him as an actor but he is a first rate asshole.

      • pineapple needs juicing says:

        Agreed, I probably wouldn’t see very many movies, or have such a diverse MP3 playlist if I eliminated everything for political leanings….. that’s something Fatso would do.

  8. Because olo says:

  9. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Farrakhan wants 10,000 fearless guys to kill somebody. I’m not sure exactly who’s supposed to kill who. At first I thought he meant he wants them to rise up and kill the gangster drug warriors that are killing little kids in the cross fire. But after rereading I’m not so sure. He says the white people are giving these people hamburgers. Hmmmm. Fast food customers? Fat people?


    Kill the fat assed burger eaters!!!

    • Because olo says:

      I can haz cheezburgur?

      • Octopus says:

        Fatass needs to come out strong in favor of Farrakhan, to counteract all the racist posts he used to make about this Black Muslim Prophet. Lots of atoning to do, in this area. Get on it. Chunky.

      • Because olo says:

        I’m about the jump on the #BlackLivesMatter choo-choo train. They’re getting pi$$ed off at the Empire state building for the display of Cecil, because they say lion lives matter more than black lives.

        They kinda have a point.

      • Octopus says:

        Aged male lions in Africa like Cecil have often taken to consuming black people, as they can no longer catch wildebeest and other jumpy/kicky ruminants. Black lives matter, but so does a hungry old lion-belly. It’s another one of those tricky conundrums for social justice warriors who are often vegetarians, unlike the late Cecil. Nature may be red in tooth and claw, but she doesn’t always toe the politically correct line that leads to Red Square.

  10. Because olo says:

    VW vans and Safeways. This could be Toot and Bum.


  11. Because olo says:

    Fat hippy quotes faux Indian.

    • pineapple needs juicing says:

      Won’t answer a direct question…… she’s worthless. Her speech yesterday was laughable.

      • Because olo says:

        Sounds like fauxohantas has a problem with the ‘gay ’90s’.

      • rightymouse says:

        Man. She didn’t even skip a beat in dodging a very specific question & launching into nonsensical talking points. Freaking Fauxahontas. Jeepers!!

    • Arachne says:

      Did she give a translation in her “native” Cherokee afterward?

    • Octopus says:

      Speaking of “absolutely tears apart,” the great Apache warrior Geronimo would have taken Fauxcahontas to Poundtown, piece by piece, for her lying and advantage-taking of her false Indian heritage. My angry red brother had no love for lying White Eyes, and she would have been first in the “Skint And Burnt” line.

  12. Because olo says:

    July ’15: Twitter announces Toot-style censorship.

    Aug ’15: http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/03/twitter-slides-to-record-low-amid-growth-concerns.html

  13. Because olo says:

    Wassup with the moderation manque?

  14. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is losing his marbles. What’s a “Paremthood”? 😯

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass is just a little drumky, this evening. Lots of emotional defeat, piling up on the donkey show side. Even someone as dim as Chunky has to see it. 😦

      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

        Like I hypothesised before, analysis indicates a direct correlation between Chunkles’ peevishness and his Twitter typos.

        As his peevishness quotient increases, the number of typos increases exponentially.

        I’m a professor because WordPress says so therefore the science is settled! 😀

    • Arachne says:

      It’s a menuboard, Fatass.
      And it’s selling baby parts. Your saying it isn’t doesn’t make it any less true.
      And have you noticed? You’re being retweeted and responded to by nobodies. Except that one MacWorld guy. I think he has the hotsies for that 10-year-old avatar of yours.

      You don’t even get an argument anymore. People don’t give a fuck what a moron thinks.

      Except us. We’ll always pay attention to you. We’re planning to get a Twitter account so that the people on Twitter who you’ve blocked can come here and join in the fun.

      • pineapple needs juicing says:

        Don’t forget…… Toot said Anthony Weiner’s wiener might be his own wiener up until Anthony Weiner announced that it was indeed his own wiener after he was upstaged by the great Andrew Breitbart. RIP

      • Octopus says:

        We dig ya, Chunky. We think you’re groovy. The ginchiest, baby.

        I smelled a little smoke over by the Planned Parenthood Parts Depot, earlier. It’s probably nothing. Maybe someone left a baby-pie in the toaster oven too long.

    • JimboXL says:

      Nobody that I could see was forcing these pigs to stuff their faces while laughing about what they were doing.

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s what got to me in the first one where she’s blathering about not crunching certain baby parts while stuffing her face with salad & wine. These people are doing very sick things, i.e abortion after 1st trimester and haggling over the cost of baby parts that can be sold.

  15. Octopus says:


    About 970,000 scientists have gone tragically missing. It’s crazy. 😯

  16. JimboXL says:

    Abort PP’s funding then donate the left overs to a less horrific organization.

  17. pineapple needs juicing says:

    I may go back to watching TV again here and there now that the kapo, Jon Stewart is leaving. I couldn’t stand seeing that fucker’s goofy facial expressions anymore.

    I think he thinks he’s funny and clever, when actually he’s just another gay liberal goofball who’s jealous of Michelle.

  18. rightymouse says:

    You know what would be a great thing you could do, Fatso??? Denounce abortions after the first trimester & the sale by ANY group of baby parts that violate our laws. Fair enough??

    • rightymouse says:

      I doubt you have the moral conscience to even do that. **spit**

    • JimboXL says:

      A lesson on decency after fighting a lost pr battle for the horrible PP, which just looks worse by the day as more videos come out. Somebody pass the humanitarian of the year awards out.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s going to look really stupid if it’s determined they are indeed violating the law.

      Could he go more out on a limb???

  19. Daedalus says:
  20. swamprat says:

    Matt Taylor ‏@ taylormattd 2m2 minutes ago

    @Green_Footballs @ CuriousLurker Hope you don’t mind me asking, but don’t those bloggers share same bigotry as audience? Didn’t you?

  21. Because olo says:

  22. Because olo says:

    Yeah, sure. Tell it to the nice doctor…

  23. Because olo says:

  24. pineapple needs juicing says:

    You mean as opposed to the multitude of hateful comments at LGF the rest of the day?.

    • pineapple needs juicing says:

      Here’s a comment on your blog Fatso…… It’s hateful, and you own it.

      Up-ding away assholes. .

      Aug 4, 2015 • 7:50:36pm


      (Stanley Sea says) “Fuck the Police”, no hate there nope.

      Stop complaining about hateful posts, makes you look stupid.

    • kbdabear says:

      Substitute “Hot Air” for “LGF” and Toot’s followers will have a true statement

    • Arachne says:

      And you had no trouble typing those words, did you? Me? I would have said “five variations of the ‘n’ word.” But you? Nope, you wanted the pleasure of typing it out.

  25. Because olo says:

    Now he’s being risible.

    • swamprat says:

      This is an interesting comment, coming from a person supporting the Presidents’ deal with Iran; a deal that spits at Israel.

      We had a person come over here from LGF after an anti-Israel smear was posted with no down-dings or objections.

      His commenter “John Manyjars” posted an old libel against Israel and no one on LittleGreenFootballs called him on it. It was up for 8 hours before commenter “Dire Straits” had enough.

    • Arachne says:

      No, sweetheart – antisemitism is the left’s alone. Own it.

  26. Because olo says:

  27. Because olo says:

    Pottymouth again…

  28. Because olo says:

    Yeah, your boss is muy porque.

  29. Al-Sleazeera says:

    Is racism and “The Racists” now Charles’ primary ummmm, “content”?

    Charles needs to look in a mirror. He’s an absolutely disgusting man who ended up enabling a spree killer who targeted children and now makes it a JOB of his to run around stoking animosity and raking the bottom of the barrel for more and more muck to hurl at people who have more integrity than him.

    Anyone on the left is implicitly warned that one day, Charles could turn on all of them and smear them and publish another “Why I Left the Left, Became Transgender, and Converted to Islam” article, where he bashes all of western society from the comfort of his Cheetos dust-covered burqa.

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