Republicans are dangerous!

Mr. Toot goes on a hyperbolic tirade against the Republican party on Twitter. Charles claims they are a danger to world and human existence!

Mr. Toot really is a paranoid crazy man!


67 Comments on “Republicans are dangerous!”

  1. Arachne says:

    It’s August in Northern California and except for a handful of century days, our average temperature has been high 80’s. It should be averaging 94 a day.

    You know, FATASS, I don’t think any of us are remotely worried about how generations to come will judge us about our refusal to believe in your phony-baloney-good-time-rock-and-roll bullshit based on computer models. If “the science is settled” – why do you have to keep changing what you call it? Why are you falsifying data? Why are you hiding data?

    Why don’t YOU debate a meteorologist that thinks Climate Change is BS. His name is Brian Sussman and he has a radio show on KSFO in San Francisco. Call it. Tell him how he’s wrong. You crush debate, right???

  2. Speranza says:

    Mr. Toot sitting in his garage, bemoaning climate change, creationists, and Islamaphobes and assorted raaaacists. What a pretty sight to imagine. Hey Fat Ass – it is Monday, time for your weekly underwear change.

    • Arachne says:

      WEEKLY? That’s giving him credit for greater hygiene credit than he deserves, there, Speranza. I think he did his MONTHLY underwear change on Saturday, the 1st. And that’s assuming he did laundry in the washtub.

      • Captain Death says:

        Well he does turn his underwear inside out every 4 days. Does that count??

      • Because boobies! says:

        Underwear change denier.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve been doing some laundry in the hotel sink, with Woolite, and air-drying in the breezy hot sun. It’s not all bad. Of course, I bought new undies for the trip, so as not to offend the neighbors.

      • Abu says:

        TMI, Octo. Hope your trip is all you hoped. Get home safe!

      • Octopus says:

        Tmi? I’m holding back so much, Abu. 😆

        Seriously, this is a wild pack of party people. I’m used to traveling with family, where you know what to expect. Friends of friends, and friends of relatives…you never know. Some good laughs. And then there’s the Greek locals, the Aussies, the Italians, zee French, and the Brits — okay, these people are here in Mykonos to make some memories. Oh, and we saw Lindsay Lohan, eating dinner with some scruffy louts.

  3. Daedalus says:

    Jeb Bush is a punk like his brother and father. Hillary ripped him apart and he said nothing in response.

    The Bushes are not real men. They are Eunuchs who love to be punching bags for the Left.

    (Hat Tip: Speranza)

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    What a comical useful idiot Toot is. Climate change will be blamed o the Repubs? He seems to be missing the fact that no one believes the climate dumbth, least wise the Hollywood idiots and the Demoncrap rich pols who mouth the same alarmism yet change their behavior not one iota. Toot’s a classic regime sad sack useful idiot. Carrying water for the big time climate progturd swindlers, yet unable to get his own dirty little cheap GoFundMe swindle off the ground because no one really wants to pay him money after he turned on all of his friends and clearly is avoiding actual work.

    • Daedalus says:

      Charles is just a shill. He hopes that one day Obama will invite him to the white house. WHat chuck does not realize is that he’s a joke and considered a crazy man.

      • Speranza says:

        Charles wants desperately to be hired by Huff Po and Daily Kos as a regular columnist. The problem is he has terrible writing skills.

      • pineapple says:

        Oh… the comments would kill him like they always do…… he hates it, so he avoids writing articles. It never works out for him since he can’t control the comments.

      • He’s a geezer with a dying web log desperately trying to be accepted by the cool kids.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, it’ll be the Republicans, right Fatass. Because the Chinese aren’t burning coal at a daily rate that leaves a “carbon footprint” equal to every man, woman and child in the U.S. driving an SUV 24-7 for a year.

      Oh, and you might tell those damn volcanoes to stop erupting, too!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Lets see. The US emits around 25% of global CO2. Power plants emit 30% of it. That’s about 8% of the global amount. Obama is signing an order to force states to reduce power plant CO2 by 32% in the next 20 years, for a reduction of about 2.5% of global emissions.

      BFD, as far as having any practical effect. But the disruption and expense to fund this is going to be massive.

      Meanwhile, the rest of the world’s emissions are still increasing like gangbusters.

      What has a Democrat proposed that a Republican has blocked that has prevented the world from being “saved?” A train here, a bus route there, recycling your dew bottles, etc, walk to work a few days a week, whatever, wouldn’t have a practical effect on anything. Our state ended subsidies for solar, and that was done by a Democrat controlled legislature, So what isn’t happening that you thinks needs to happen? And how would Republicans be responsible for emissions in India and China and Malaysia and Indonesia, ad infinitum?

      The opposition to nuclear that has been going on for decades whipping fear into the public has never come from Republicans. The fact that the entire world could have had all the energy it needs or wants by now, free of CO2 emissions is due mainly to Democrat environmentalists, not Republicans. You and your ilk need to own that one, BIG TIME.

      The people trying to encourage safe nuclear power these days (Peter Theil, etc) are not Democrats, oh, Fat-One.

      • Because olo says:

        Not only that, most of this gas conversion is going to happen anyway, for completely different reasons. They Donkey Show just wants to be able to claim credit for it, when it’s really the frackers who are responsible.

      • swamprat says:

        two werdz

  5. Captain Death says:

    What are the odds that consigliere James Baker is looking for a safe congressional seat for Texas Land Commissioner (what does that involve?) George P. Bush can run for Congress and from there Governor and from there be the GOP nominee for POTUS in 2024? Of course by then 71 year old Mr. Toot will still be railing about Creationists and Vlaams Belang!

  6. Because olo says:

    Years form now, Icarus Toot will be remembered for his climate alarm.

    He’ll be called Nostradumbass.

  7. Because olo says:

    A comment over at PJ:

    “The story of Ted Rall, who I used to find entertaining long ago, is a lot like that of the guy from Little Green Footballs.”

    This is how Icky Toot will be remembered.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Are computer models that use distorted data really science? Asking for a friend.

    • Because olo says:

      More basic question: are any computer models without an actual physical experiment ‘science’? Can the Ickytoots of the world even define ‘science’?

      • rightymouse says:

        My HS Science teachers would have given me the hairy eyeball and big fat ‘F’s’ if I spouted something as fact without following testing protocols.

  9. Octopus says:

    Given the complete collapse and discrediting of AGW nonsense, including its shunning by all the founders of this base religion, it’s stupefying thatanyone is still on board with it that isn’t on the payroll. Gore, you can understand. Hansen, of course. But Fatass? He’s not getting paid. He’s just a frickin’ maroon, trying to suck up to his would-be benefactors and sycophants, who don’t even know he’s alive. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    King Of Projection! 😆

    He’s such a fat load of fail.

    • rightymouse says:

      Octo! Are you back from Greece?
      We just got back from our vacay. Went through New York. Weren’t you born there? Albany was just AWFUL! So glad they didn’t have any rooms available in the city due to all kinds of crap going on. People were rude & off-putting. Blech.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, I’m from Buffalo originally — last of my family born there. We still have lots of relatives in upstate NY, and we’re going to a wedding there in August, that will be a family reunion of sorts. Looking forward to seeing that side of the family (my side). Never been to Albany — sounds lovely.

        Still in Greece, having a ball. Two more islands to go. Going horseback-riding tomorrow, on a trail that ends with a walk in the water…on the horse. Seahorses, I guess. Greece is beautiful, and the people are great. Very accomodating. They know how to keep the tourists happy, while milking them. Same with the goats.

      • KGB says:

        As a fellow WNY’er, I have mixed feelings about Albany. My cousin/godmother lives there and I’ve visited many times. To me it feels much more like New England than upstate. That has its upsides and downsides. But, like any other capital city, it reeks of lefty elitism and entitlement.

        Righty, I’m heading down the shore to Cleveland in a couple weeks, going to take the little one (15 months) to the zoo. The missus and I are taking her back to Taiwan for three weeks in September and I’d like to take a short trip as a sort of dry run before I attempt to make her sit in planes and airports for 24 hours straight.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Racist hatred of decorated and courageous black veteran duly noted. Anyone else sense a pattern of Toot bashing handsome, successful, wealthy black men? I think it’s more than just penis, penis, penis LOL! envy. Of course it’s that too.

      One wonders how many times he brought a girl around while on G. Duke’s or Stanley Clarke’s bands only to find himself at the end of the night alone in the bar and said girl in some brothah’s hotel room.

      Was that too harsh even for the crabby corpulent coprolite?

      Nah!!! 😈

      • Arachne says:

        Disagreeing with a Black man and calling him a LIAR?
        I believe that’s — what was the word the lefties use again? — Oh, yeah —

  11. LGFLOL says:

    😆 :mrgreen:

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    LOL!! Poor Toot. The Preezydunce doesn’t even TRY to take it seriously. Can’t even skip one golf outing to try and make it look like he believes any of the climate dumbth.

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    You’re exactly right. These people spread hatred, then play innocent when someone acts on it. @ZoeyTur @benshapiro @NolteNC
    55 minutes ago

    Like calling an entire political party dangerous and responsible for the eventual demise of the entire planet? That kind of hatred that could cause someone to act on it?

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Appealing to the GOP’s empathy or conscience to stop them from defunding Planned Parenthood won’t work. They don’t possess those things.
    13 minutes ago

    Hey you ran a website for them for almost a decade. You didn’t notice this for eight years? Oh wait, you’re just full of shit and make baseless accusations when you end up on the wrong side of an argument which is always.

  15. Octopus says:

    And yet you’re trumpeting the deranged, fully-discredited glurge of the AGW-boondoggle as if it was Holy Writ. I’m sensing a disconnect, Fatass. Between you and sanity. 😆

    • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

      Funny how when Chunkles gets “mercilessly mocked” on Twitter, he starts shrieking and squealing for everyone to Block & Report™ ang wimp.d then goes on a hysterical jag about “stalkers”.

      Chunky is the epitome of a sniveling wussy. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      like anyone gives a shit about you and your “pledge to twitter”.

      Hey Barry, do you give the Boy Scout salute when you make that pledge?

      Asking for a friend.

  16. JimboXL says:

    Oh no, harmless Republicans tweeting, and not setting people on fire like ISIS, or killing cops in the U.S. like the pieces of garbage championed by pasty white loudmouth progressive pigs. No the harmless Republicans are the most dangerous.

  17. inspector fromage says:

    how cute
    tweets all day

  18. Octopus says:

    Sun down. Yellow moon.
    6 hours ago
    6 hours ago
    Por que!
    6 hours ago
    I have issues.…
    6 hours ago
    You can’t.
    6 hours ago
    No shit.
    6 hours ago
    We’re good.
    6 hours ago
    6 hours ago
    Stupid people,
    6 hours ago
    Deep Ocean. You can;t.
    6 hours ago

    Curse thee, Demon Sterno! 😈

  19. Octopus says:

    Not worrisome: unknown numbers of ISIS-inspired loners making plans to kill as many people as their twisted little minds can figure a way to do it.

    Incredibly worrisome: a couple of dolts in Crib Death, North Carolina, inspired to build ‘splodey stuff in response to conspiracy gibberish they stumbled onto on the neenernet.

    I guess you pick your battles, eh? 🙄

    …and never, but never, criticize the Islamists.

    • Pakimon says:

      Imagine Chunkles’ reaction if they’d been gingers.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Liberal IQ test

      True or False:
      Islamists are to Free Speech as Anti-government extremists are to Government military maneuvers. – True. Sorry this is incorrect.

      Try again.

      Islamists are to Free Speech as Anti-government extremists are to anti-gov extremism – True

      Ding ding ding ding Correct!!

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    BREAKING: 3 men arrested for building bombs in North Carolina, inspired by “Jade Helm” conspiracy theory
    9 hours ago
    FBI Arrests Anti-Government Loons in NC, Building Bombs – UPDATE: Inspired by “Jade Helm” Conspiracy Theory
    10 hours ago

    I guess this means the Jade Helm maneuvers are “very irresponsible”, eh?? It’s not like they didn’t know they were going to be offending anti-government extremists and hence baiting a reaction.

  21. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Looks like Twitter and Mr. Toot have some things in common. They both hate Ginger and neither can figure out how to make any money online.

    Hah! They may be forced to let Ginger back on just to get his followers back, me included. I deleted my old account recently because the email was defunct (you can’t change it because they use that to verify the change so…Catch 22). So I just deleted it but there’s really nothing drawing me back to setup a new account. I followed Ginger and used to look forward to his somewhat prolific posting and creatively crazy comments. It’s a little dry now and you don’t even get the obituaries.

  22. Arachne says:

    Um, Fatty – didn’t you say that Indiana and Massachusetts had cleared PP of wrongdoing so therefore the videos were nothing but lies?

    In a fantastic “screw you Judge Orrick!” they dropped another one today. Worse than the previous four:

    Enlighten me, Senor Shitbag – where exactly is the “Gulf Coast” located in either Indiana or Massachusetts.

    WARNING- this video is VERY VERY VERY disturbing. Read the synopsis carefully and the worst happens after the 9:40 minute mark.

  23. Because olo says:

    Because EVERYBODY is ALARMED about ONOSE!

    • Arachne says:

      I hope so.
      Since most Americans think it’s a crock of shit.
      I see Tarkloon is living up to his name again.

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