Alouette gets deep

I never would have considered LGF’s resident Kapo Alouette a deep thinker.

Deep thoughts

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91 Comments on “Alouette gets deep”

  1. windbag says:

    I’m going to guess that it’s because, when you’re on the clock, you’ll do anything.

  2. trebob says:

    I call BS! At the shop she works at, they probably make fresh donuts several times a day.

    🙂

  3. Because olo says:

    She spelled “dog nuts” wrong.

  4. Speranza says:

    She probably scarfs down at least a half-dozen a day.

    • Arachne says:

      I guess saying “because you’re mentally ill” would be obvious?
      Actually after a week, it isn’t a donut so much as it’s cheap penicillin..

  5. Minnow says:

    Probably because you have an eating disorder and you are incredibly greedy.

    Yeah, Arachne, I agree – she’s a nut case.

    • Arachne says:

      I love donuts as much as the next person but after two days, it’s fodder for the pigeons.

  6. Voltaire's Crack says:

    A hypothetical impossibility, and thus can’t be proven or disproven. A donut would never last around remain in her house long enough to meet the eligibility requirements.

    The proposition is a faulty construction due to the absurdity of its foundational premise.

    • What’s absurd is this blog’s foundational premise.
      But I like coming here because in my heart, I know Charles is really a dumber than shit asshole. But he writes me nice letters in jail.

  7. pineapple says:

    Ginger was kicked off Twitter for saying “take out”.

  8. pineapple says:

    If you ever see Viscous_Slobuska type the following, here’s the translation.

    “Stupid meme of the day==>”

    Means……she’s angrerd by a cleverly crafted meme with a conservative viewpoint.

    This will be followed with some nonsensical “purple text” which she starts with “HURR HURR”.

    She’s outraged by conservative tweets. Why? Because she trolls “TCOT” all fucking day long. What a hopeless creature.

  9. pineapple says:

    Has anyone ever hit “post comment” and the post you just banged out just disappears?

  10. Because olo says:

    And…?

    • pineapple says:

      I said the same thing. So what Fatso?

      I’m not a big Palin fan, but it’s a good way to reel in a a segment of the Tea Partiers.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Van Jones.

    • Arachne says:

      Did you guys giggle and snort about her son with Down’s syndrome? I hear you and the functional 12-year-olds find her challenged son a riot. Lady ran Alaska quite well, shitbag, until lefty loons like yourselves filed so many nuisance lawsuits that she stepped down.

    • Sarah Palin is an idiot. Donald Trump is an assclown. They’re perfect for each other, and the anti-intellectual dittohead right. I can say this because I can hold my own when conversing with a rock. Sometimes. Depends on the rock.

  11. Because olo says:

    Twitter follows Toot’s advice.

  12. Because olo says:

    So Bama killed the lion?

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Revealing to see the entire conservative machine support the lion-poaching dentist. This is who they are: vicious, heartless reactionaries.
    13 minutes ago

    WTF? The guilty are the Zimbabwan guides he trusted. He had no idea it wasn’t a legal hunt. Anyway Toot has no moral authority on the taking of life after cheerleading the profiting off of human fetuses.

    Toot’s upset about one old stupid 4 legged stinky animal that spends it’s life eating, shitting and spraying piss on things. And that lived a good long life, and would have eventually been viciously and cruelly ran off the females by younger, stronger males anyway and likely would have died a long painful death of starvation and dehydration after that if not killed outright and/or devoured live by hyenas.

    Yet he high fives causing his flab to do the wave every time a viable living human fetus is destroyed and points to hazy scientific breathroughs, treatments and cures that are seemingly not well documented as justification.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, please to advise who is SUPPORTING the dentist. No one I’ve seen. They find what he did reprehensible. Please provide a link to articles approving what he did. And make sure that this is the MAJORITY opinion such, as usual, your attention whoring self is painting with a broad brush

      What we are incensed about is that the same people who want to hunt this dentists down and give him the same treatment as Cecil the Lion are the same people who see nothing wrong with Planned Parenthood’s butchery and approve of it.

      And Chunky’s Missing Brain – I don’t quite buy his excuse that he thought it was a legal hunt.

      • Because olo says:

        I think maybe he thinks that people arguing for due process and the rule of law in a communist hellhole like Zimbabwe is racist or something. He wants to, SJW style, lynch this guy.

      • Arachne says:

        Piers Morgan – avid gun control addict, wants him hunted down, shot and mounted like a trophy.
        This is the same guy that lectures us on gun violence????

        And Mia Farrow published his address. Nice. She deleted the tweet, but the last time I checked that was a violation of the Twitter TOS. Shouldn’t her account be suspended? You know like Ginger’s was. Where is the outrage from Fatass and the liberal jerks on this?

        Oh, and I find it interesting that the man is who is apoplectic over the right supporting the dentist (which is bullshit) didn’t seen to give a shit about four dead Americans in Benghazi and mocked and snarked at attempts to get to the bottom of it.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Fetal part dealers and lion hunters both suck.

    • Nobody’s profiting off of human fetuses, dittohead.
      Besides, I don’t have time for you jerks anyway – Bubba says it’s time for our shower date.

  14. pineapple says:

    Fatso’s latest post is about Trump not joining the “Climate Change Cult”.

    So fucking what Toot. Will this drive scores of conservative voters away? Fuck no….

    He’ll no doubt gain voters over this “revelation”, people I know are sick of hearing about global warming this, global warming that.

    I mean my god, he had the nerve to call “bad weather” …… “bad weather”, how dare he.

    It will only piss off goofball libs who won’t vote for him anyway.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Am on vacation in maine. So far we have not seen any cars with Clinton for president bumper stickers and only one for Sanders.

  16. Because olo says:

    Wrong punctuation mark, Goose.

  17. rightymouse says:

    And Alouette is a creepy kapo.

  18. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    I’m not voting for Trump, except when he runs against any of the (extremely) old (extremely) white people the Dems are putting up.

    Same reason as my votes against/for McCain and Romney.

  19. Because olo says:

    Toot and the office people want to talk about a lion because they don’t want to talk about actual news.

    http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/federal-judge-threatens-to-hold-irs-commissioner-doj-lawyers-in-contempt-of-court-over-lerner/

    Serious toot hitting the HVAC.

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Yooooge.

    -62 yr old faux hipster.

  21. Arachne says:

    So many other sites that Frankie could visit – but yet he comes here.
    Yep, it’s Charles – channeling his inner pervert.
    Oh, and Frankie – I’m signing you up as a member in good standing at Stormfront.

    • Because olo says:

      Stank better be careful. Some of those guys are seriously into meatspace. He might even run into his mom. That would be embarrassing.

  22. JimboXL says:

    Oh, suddenly the progressives defending the infant murderers and harvesters have found their humanity for an animal and they are going to now lecture everyone. The disgusting pig that killed the poor innocent lion and the pigs crushing the life out of innocent unborn babies and laughing about it on camera should both end up in the same cell together.

    • Arachne says:

      But if you listen to the Porky McBlogger, ALL conservatives and right wingers are siding with the dipshit hunter.

    • Arachne says:

      The only thing missing from this dirtbag killing the lion story is that they weren’t somehow able to ascertain if he was a member of the TEA Party. However, they did find out that – GASP! – he donated $5,000 to Romney in 2012. So of course, using the liberal logic of shitbag the magic Tweetybird, Romney is now complicit in the murder of the lion.

      Funny how they’ve missed the story that Westboro Baptist Church gave generously to Al Gore’s Presidential campaign.

      And because lions matter more than the disgusting practices of Planned Butcherhood:

      http://www.weaselzippers.us/230351-network-news-spend-more-time-on-cecil-the-lion-in-one-day-than-planned-parenthood-videos-in-two-weeks/

      So glad PP made those campaign donations paid that protection money – the fix is now in with the media.

  23. Because olo says:

    So, to answer the question of the thread,

    because it’s a donkin’ donut.

  24. Because olo says:

    Toot is a knower.

  25. Because olo says:

    Sterno time…

  26. pineapple says:

    BOOM goes the dynamite!

  27. swamprat says:

    So apparently Planned Parenthood cannot survive without government aid.
    They are talking about breast cancer, venereal disease, medical checkups… a whole list of things. That list is missing something
    let me check
    looking
    let me check over there
    what about…
    nope

    Don’t seem to find Planned Parenthood talking much about abortion.

  28. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏(at)Green_Footballs · 35m35 minutes ago
    People should realize how insanely dishonest this attack on Planned Parenthood is: not a single dollar of federal money goes to abortions.

    So no problem, right?

    • swamprat says:

      They get money for parts (fetal tissue) of the abortions they don’t perform. They seem to be breaking the law in that they are being paid.
      ?????
      How do they get say-so rights over the various remains of the referals?
      This means the facilities performing the abortions are acting as subsidiaries, perhaps private contractors.
      The issue is not how the fetal tissue is sold. The issue is that a company that supposedly does not get “a single dollar of federal money” for abortions is using federal money to perform abortions … at least by proxy.

      How could I refer a guy to take a car to Willies’ junkyard and then I sell the tires and engine?

      • swamprat says:

        You can’t isolate one side of a business from the other. If they receive government money that pays for lights, receptionists, doctors, internet, sewer, paper, phones, et cetera; then the government is subsidizing / paying for,
        abortion.
        There is no reverse-osmosis filter to separate the seawater from the salt.
        If they are not aborting, they could not sell fetal material.
        There is no way to parse this, that I can see.
        I have not looked at the vids, it is true, but how can it be claimed that with Planned Parenthood, not a single dollar of federal money goes to abortions.
        while they are receiving federal funds and trafficking fetus parts?

      • swamprat says:

        I looked into this, finally. Planned Parenthood no longer abstains from actual abortion. According to them, abortion is a mere 3% of their “business” utilized by 1 patient out of ten. (?)
        This is nasty stuff. I was happier before I looked.
        Yuck.

        Nominal fees and shipping costs are legal.
        Legal.
        drying out and burning for fuel I guess would be legal, also.
        Maybe some sort of building material could be developed.

        Soylent green is medical research.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yes. And another thing you will hear is “they are not making a profit off the sales.”

        So not making a profit, but surely making a living from it, and a nice cushy one, apparently, magically breaking even. The difference between the two being a 10% profit margin.

      • Because olo says:

        Jive, you just opened the curtain on the central fraud of the “nonprofit” sector. Lots of people get rich off of “nonprofits”. They just aren’t investors.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s not strictly correct. It can still be used in cases of rape or if the mother’s life is in danger.

  29. JimboXL says:

    Does PP define cancer as “that thing growing inside your womb?”

  30. Bunk X says:

    So, Alouette is willing to eat week-old shit at work.

  31. Pakimon says:

    Those big shiny gofundme buttons are working!

    Chunkles has finally cracked the $3K barrier after almost 3 months.

    First, a $60 donation from a Jeanne Craver.

    Then a $120 donation from Dan Ballard with the comment, “Best blog for it’s audience ever“.

    You’ve got that right, Dan! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Cracking $3K on gofundme has allowed Chunkles to order a pallet of Cheetos on credit.

      Time to celebrate! 😆

  32. Pakimon says:

    Good weed or erectile dysfunction? Seeing that it’s Gus, it’s probably both. 😆

  33. Pakimon says:

    Pink hearts, orange stars and green clovers as well.

    Gus must’ve found a box of Lucky Charms on his last dumpster run.

    Despite being covered with dumpster juice, I’m sure it’s still magically delicious. 😆

  34. Pakimon says:

    They’re “morons” because they let unemployed, garage-dwelling imbeciles like you clog up bandwidth with endless, meaningless, vacuous prattle 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, right Gus?

    Don’t blame them for your addiction.

    It’s all yours and you own it. 😆