Obama builds a database that the Race Detective (aka “Mr. Toot”) would approve of

I would be so happy if a low income housing project were built right next door to “Mr. Toot” in Culver City (or wherever the fuck he currently lives – maybe under a highway with other Hobos). Perhaps Mr. Toot actually lives in a low incoming housing project and saunters around telling all the brothers “I fight Vaams Belaang” or “I played with Al Jarreau” lol.  Anyway, Obama who is determined to drive a stake through the heart of America, wants to mix more “people of color” into white neighborhoods and is involved in racial mining data. The irony is that Obama won 8 out of the 10 wealthiest counties in America and the people who voted for him deserve to have the ‘hood come next door to them. Yet you can rest assured he will give his Hollywood buddies a break and not put any “poor African-Americans” next door to Steven Spielberg, Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, and the like.

 

Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database

by Paul Sperry

A key part of President Obama’s legacy will be the fed’s unprecedented collection of sensitive data on Americans by race. The government is prying into our most personal information at the most local levels, all for the purpose of “racial and economic justice.”

Unbeknown to most Americans, Obama’s racial bean counters are furiously mining data on their health, home loans, credit cards, places of work, neighborhoods, even how their kids are disciplined in school — all to document “inequalities” between minorities and whites.

This Orwellian-style stockpile of statistics includes a vast and permanent network of discrimination databases, which Obama already is using to make “disparate impact” cases against: banks that don’t make enough prime loans to minorities; schools that suspend too many blacks; cities that don’t offer enough Section 8 and other low-income housing for minorities; and employers who turn down African-Americans for jobs due to criminal backgrounds.

Big Brother Barack wants the databases operational before he leaves office, and much of the data in them will be posted online.

So civil-rights attorneys and urban activist groups will be able to exploit them to show patterns of “racial disparities” and “segregation,” even if no other evidence of discrimination exists.

Obama is presiding over the largest consolidation of personal data in US history.

Housing database

The granddaddy of them all is the Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing database, which the Department of Housing and Urban Development rolled out earlier this month to racially balance the nation, ZIP code by ZIP code. It will map every US neighborhood by four racial groups — white, Asian, black or African-American, and Hispanic/Latino — and publish “geospatial data” pinpointing racial imbalances.

The agency proposes using nonwhite populations of 50% or higher as the threshold for classifying segregated areas.

Federally funded cities deemed overly segregated will be pressured to change their zoning laws to allow construction of more subsidized housing in affluent areas in the suburbs, and relocate inner-city minorities to those predominantly white areas. HUD’s maps, which use dots to show the racial distribution or density in residential areas, will be used to select affordable-housing sites.

HUD plans to drill down to an even more granular level, detailing the proximity of black residents to transportation sites, good schools, parks and even supermarkets. If the agency’s social engineers rule the distance between blacks and these suburban “amenities” is too far, municipalities must find ways to close the gap or forfeit federal grant money and face possible lawsuits for housing discrimination.

Civil-rights groups will have access to the agency’s sophisticated mapping software, and will participate in city plans to re-engineer neighborhoods under new community outreach requirements.

“By opening this data to everybody, everyone in a community can weigh in,” Obama said. “If you want affordable housing nearby, now you’ll have the data you need to make your case.”

Mortgage database

Meanwhile, the Federal Housing Finance Agency, headed by former Congressional Black Caucus leader Mel Watt, is building its own database for racially balancing home loans. The so-called National Mortgage Database Project will compile 16 years of lending data, broken down by race, and hold everything from individual credit scores and employment records.

Mortgage contracts won’t be the only financial records vacuumed up by the database. According to federal documents, the repository will include “all credit lines,” from credit cards to student loans to car loans — anything reported to credit bureaus. This is even more information than the IRS collects.

The FHFA will also pry into your personal assets and debts and whether you have any bankruptcies. The agency even wants to know the square footage and lot size of your home, as well as your interest rate.

FHFA will share the info with Obama’s brainchild, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which acts more like a civil-rights agency, aggressively investigating lenders for racial bias.

The FHFA has offered no clear explanation as to why the government wants to sweep up so much sensitive information on Americans, other than stating it’s for “research” and “policymaking.”

However, CFPB Director Richard Cordray was more forthcoming, explaining in a recent talk to the radical California-based Greenlining Institute: “We will be better able to identify possible discriminatory lending patterns.”

Credit database

CFPB is separately amassing a database to monitor ordinary citizens’ credit-card transactions. It hopes to vacuum up some 900 million credit-card accounts — all sorted by race — representing roughly 85% of the US credit-card market. Why? To sniff out “disparities” in interest rates, charge-offs and collections.

Employment database

CFPB also just finalized a rule requiring all regulated banks to report data on minority hiring to an Office of Minority and Women Inclusion. It will collect reams of employment data, broken down by race, to police diversity on Wall Street as part of yet another fishing expedition.

School database

Through its mandatory Civil Rights Data Collection project, the Education Department is gathering information on student suspensions and expulsions, by race, from every public school district in the country. Districts that show disparities in discipline will be targeted for reform.

Those that don’t comply will be punished. Several already have been forced to revise their discipline policies, which has led to violent disruptions in classrooms.

Obama’s educrats want to know how many blacks versus whites are enrolled in gifted-and-talented and advanced placement classes.

Schools that show blacks and Latinos under-enrolled in such curricula, to an undefined “statistically significant degree,” could open themselves up to investigation and lawsuits by the department’s Civil Rights Office.

Count on a flood of private lawsuits to piggyback federal discrimination claims, as civil-rights lawyers use the new federal discipline data in their legal strategies against the supposedly racist US school system.

Even if no one has complained about discrimination, even if there is no other evidence of racism, the numbers themselves will “prove” that things are unfair.

Such databases have never before existed. Obama is presiding over the largest consolidation of personal data in US history. He is creating a diversity police state where government race cops and civil-rights lawyers will micromanage demographic outcomes in virtually every aspect of society.

The first black president, quite brilliantly, has built a quasi-reparations infrastructure perpetually fed by racial data that will outlast his administration.

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166 Comments on “Obama builds a database that the Race Detective (aka “Mr. Toot”) would approve of”

  1. Captain Death says:

    Liberals always want it done in the other guys neighborhood.

    • Arachne says:

      Can’t wait for those low income housing projects that will be built in the following low-minority areas:

      Malibu
      Beverly Hills
      Martha’s Vineyard
      Cape Cod
      St. Francis Wood / Marina (San Francisco)
      Marin County (all)
      Sutton Place
      Tribecca
      Gramercy Park
      Westchester County
      Darien
      Greenwich
      Loudon County, Virginia
      Palm Beach

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Those will all be exempt. Obungle will target conservative affluent areas in red states. Progturd crooked scum never make their cronies subject to their top down social engineering schemes which ALWAYS end in disaster and they know it.

  2. Speranza says:

    A low incoming housing project right next to the Race Detective would be poetic justice. He would get mugged at least once a week, until the homies realize he is as poor as they are.

    • Arachne says:

      They can import all those poor souls from South Central into the heart of Culver City.

      • Octopus says:

        Fortunately, the newly-politicized Asian and Indian members of my community will not allow an indignity like subsidized housing development to damage their real estate investments. 😉

    • PeteP says:

      Chuck has made it clear he doesn’t like white people, (even though he lives in a city which is majority white) so if that happens, he should have no complaints.

  3. Octopus says:

    http://www.lifenews.com/2015/07/21/second-shock-video-catches-another-top-planned-parenthood-doctor-selling-body-parts-of-aborted-babies/

    The new video is just as sick and disgusting as the last one. No wonder Fatass was freaking out last night. He’s right about it being evil. It’s just not a lie — it’s all right there on the videotape.

    • Arachne says:

      It’s rather interesting that PP said something about “racial remarks” in ADVANCE of video being released. The video makers had not said anything.

      Hearing a human baby described as a specimen is disgusting.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s going to be fascinating to watch the spin-docs of MSNBC voxplain away the new video. Chunky is going to be busier than a one-armed paper hanger today. Waddling Orders are beeping away in his Inbox, as he sleeps off last night’s carbohydrate overdose. 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      She said she wants a Lambourghini, and they treated it like a joke but I’m not so sure. It seemed to me like all these ghouls in that business know there’s big money to be made on those dead babies if they could just get around that damned no selling dead babies statute.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course there’s huge money to be made. Even at the cut-rate price of $100 a fetus, we’re talking $100,000,000 or so per annum — just in the US. That’s a bunch of Lambos.

        http://www.numberofabortions.com/

      • Arachne says:

        Can’t wait for the claim that THIS one was heavily edited.

      • swamprat says:

        If they charged by weight, the accounting would be much simpler. You could list it on the stock market like soy beans or pork bellies.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, it’s heavily-edited. They left out the part where she winked at the Biotech people, proving she was just kidding about the whole pay-for-parts thing. Plus, her fingers were crossed.

      • buzzsawmonkey says:

        Baby Parts
        —apologies to “Edelweiss” from “The Sound of Music”

        Baby parts, baby parts
        Every day we collect them
        Then they’re placed, by the case
        Priced so buyers won’t reject them
        Specify, and we’ll supply
        Goods from the proper trimester
        Baby parts, baby parts
        May our traffic long fester
        May our traffic long fester…

  4. swamprat says:

    This is making race an important issue. It should be going the other way.

  5. Octopus says:

    The drunken hobo passes judgement on one of the sanest, smartest people to survive Hollywood. 😆

    I love reading James Woods tweets. He really nails it.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      To Gus: making sense = freaking out.

      • Octopus says:

        I just read Woods’ timeline from last night — most of it was him admiring cute pics of dogs people were sending him. Yeah, that’s freaky. Now, if it was cats, it would be more garage-friendly. Cats keep the mice under control, while dogs bark at you when you’re pooping in their yard.

  6. swamprat says:

    A gerrymander database that’s free for all, so that we can have a gerrymandering free-for-all.
    Lovely. Racially divided neighborhoods sanctioned by the federal government.

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Obungle wants to place the projects next to the people who have all their stuff.

  8. swamprat says:

    Government goodies for minorities. That concept would seem to be a form of reparations.

    ” I want an education discount; I’m an Indian”
    “Sir, you’re from New Deli”
    “Still a minority, no?”
    “Hmm.”

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Ha! Asians at Harvard are now treated like they spent too long at an asian buffet.

      “You go now!! You been heeah fuah hour!!”

    • Octopus says:

      Except, Asians and Indians don’t get minority status in terms of tuition discounts and lowered admissions standards. If anything, their numbers are “controlled,” as recent disclosures at Harvard and other Ivy League schools have shown.

      Locally, they dominate the lists of academic superstars, and often compound their suitability for college admission by playing at least one sport, as well as a musical instrument, and doing social service work on the side. The conniving sumbitches are so determined to excel! 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    When I was in college, a friend of mine was there on a fully-paid American Indian scholarship. He had Native American blood, but not a lot. More than Fauxcahontas, but he looked more Irish than anything.

  10. Octopus says:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/media-matters-boot-camp-readies-liberal-policy-wonks-for-the-cameras-close-up/2011/03/15/AB4TI9EB_story.html

    I didn’t know they had an actual libturd boot-camp. I wonder why Chunky was never invited, so he could become one of their trained babblers on cable news. Oh, wait…they look for attractive and articulate types. Not hideous, morbidly-obese mumblers. Oh, well. 😦

  11. Octopus says:

    olo

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Like the fact that it’s 8:45 in Denver and you don’t have a job to go to?

      • Captain Death says:

        He has a job – tweeting out all day mindless drivel for free.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s also in charge of supporting Chunky’s Twitterwar with automatic retweets of the most epic ones. When a guy only gets an average of 2-4 retweets, that makes it imperative to have a solid #2. I said, “a solid #2!”

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Finally we’re reaping some benefits from working as equals with the Iranians. Oh wait!

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/iran-we-will-trample-upon-america/

    But don’t worry. Gus has opted to foregoe a career and a grown-up’s income in order to stay home and sort things out for the Twitverse:

    Iran isn’t North Korea. twitter.com/latimes/status…
    5 minutes ago

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    Furiously taking calls and doing reseach in the office.

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    OK it’s almost 9 am on the West coast and Toot’s still snoring on the couch. Even the crinkling Cheetos bags haven’t awoken him as tosses and turns feverishly in late morning nightmares of a President Donald and his VP, either Koch brother. But when he does finally fall off the couch waking him abruptly and painfully he’ll leap into action and ask for a GoFundMe donation for doing the gut works!! But first he’ll get the blood flowing with a little:

  15. Octopus says:

    “Cautious optimism”…oh, man. That is one Sterno’d-up sensibility. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    A “nothingburger?” But, Chunky deemed it an Evil Lie, last night. I watched the video with my own eyes, and it’s incredibly evil…and true. In what fathomless depths of waterheaded idiocy is this “nothing?” In Hell? But you don’t believe in Hell. You can’t… 😈

  17. pineapple says:

    BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!!!

    If this is true I see some major redistricting battles on the horizon.

    • KGB says:

      These stories are always headlined that whatever it is that allegedly ails the climate is “worse than we thought.” Yet, I’ve been reading nothing but doom and gloom for the past 25 years. How can it possibly be worse than the hysteria you peddled us the last time??

    • Octopus says:

      Why is Tuvalu still above water, then? According to Manbearpig’s first tour, those poor islanders were supposed to be cleaning out Davy Jones’ Locker by now. Instead, the island has grown. 😆

      • Because Ludwig's Science Insights says:

        Because it thermally expanded?

      • Octopus says:

        That’s a decent theory, worthy of a well-funded government study. The hidden-heat from the ocean might have snuck up into Tuvalu, and expanded it sneaky-style. You think that’s crazy talk? That’s pedestrian stuff, compared to some of the theories floated as settled science by the Warmening Zealots.

  18. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Bogus edited video, except not bogus (i.e., unlike Obama promises) and raw footage shows same thing (i.e., not MSM representation of a 911 call like this: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/nbc-fires-producer-over-edited-zimmerman-911-call-201124740.html).

    Oops. Looks like lawhawk shart himself again.

    • Because olo says:

      That was quick. How many years did that take?

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Look, the under-bus is pretty full for the last several years. There’s a queue.

      • Because olo says:

        You’re going to need to put monster truck tires on the bus.

    • pineapple says:

      If you cry LIES! and EDITING! after a video was released in it’s entirety, unedited, you can pretty much ignore that person as being an idiot.

      I’m amused at Lawhack (the pretend lawyer) when he comes off sounding like a “self-important blowhard.

      No one reads the 10 paragraphs of crap every time he posts. They upding him and scroll past. The nature of that blog is for people with short attention spans. I guess he doesn’t get that part with all his blathering op-eds..

  19. Because olo says:

    The OFFICE has spoken…

  20. Because says:

  21. kbdabear says:

    OK Toot, point out the “bogus” and “deceptively edited” parts of the video

    What, we should just take your baseless attacks and “bad people who they associate with” ad hominem attacks as proof?

  22. pineapple says:

    15 CriticalDragon1177
    Jul 21, 2015 • 10:59:35am

    “You would think if these people were correct, they would see no need to engage in such dishonest behavior.” (About the PP videos)

    60 Minutes has been on the air for almost 50 years dummy……

    • trebob says:

      Ya know, I said hte same thing about global warmening on one of my last posts over there and was a downdinging rain-storm. If you’re right, there’s no need to fudge the numbers.

  23. pineapple says:

    The image in question.

    “Another Deceptive Planned Parenthood “Sting” Video Is Released”

    To which a poster asks Fatso a question about the bogus photo.

    re: #27 Agnostick

    “Sorry, Mr. Johnson, but I have to ask: Is the “Truth Truck” affiliated with CMP? Are they run by the same umbrella organization? Sure, it’s a catchy image, but if it’s not actually affiliated with Center For Medical Progress, then, IMHO, you’re wallowing in the same sensationalist crap with CMP, OR, NRA etc.”

    Just sayin’…

    It’s very understandable what this person was asking. Crystal clear.

    Fatso busted, plays dumb……

    “Wut?”

    Downdings ensue! What a joke of a blog. So fun to make fun of.

    • Because says:

      Interesting. They got that exactly wrong. Homosexuality isn’t mentioned in the bible. Homosexual behavior is a sin.

      //Buzzsaw mode off.

  24. Because says:

    The guy with no testes says ‘detestable’.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      It’s a hoax. The tape was heavily edited.

      – Amanda Marcotte, etc.

    • Arachne says:

      I do love how he tries to make it look like HE went out and got the story.
      Click on MY site – don’t click on the site of the individual who REALLY went out and did the work.

      • Because says:

        That’s SOP. Been doing that since the throbbing member – err – memo.

      • kbdabear says:

        He’s always done that, which is the main reason that the conservative blogosphere hated his guts even when he was “on the Right”. Like everything else he tries, he sucks at writing and resorts to juvenile attacks on those who can.

      • Because no shit, Goose? says:

        Like “bad people”? 😆

  25. Because wtf? says:

  26. kbdabear says:

    Poor Toot, the MSM just doesn’t see the fascinating news value of Ginger Johnson, Creationism, European Nazis, White Supremacists EVERYWHERE, and the evil that is Pammy

  27. Because no shit, Goose? says:

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      … because they feared Iran’s nuclear weapons development.

      As should we all. Iran has a track record as a state sponsor of international terrorism.

  28. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The WH has grudgingly lowered flags to half staff in pretend honor to the fallen recruiter soldiers. I would guess he had one hand with his fingers crossed behind his back and was secretly mourning the Mulsim jihadist who murdered them.

    • Arachne says:

      My guess is that Valerie Jarrett went balistic after the flags at the Capitol went to half staff and that meant everyone was looking over at the WH now.

  29. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s yet another freakazoid racist scrunt that Mr. Toot would love to get his fumbly fat sweaty hams onto.

    http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6681

    MIT fellow: Thomas Jefferson a ‘rapist’, ‘white power’ among America’s founding principles

    MIT Postdoctoral Fellow Chanda Prescod-Weinstein has consistently directed denigrating Twitter and Facebook posts at America, the Founding Fathers, and white males.

    “To address white power is to look evil in the eye and to challenge everything this country has stood for in the last 250 years.” Tweet This

    On June 25th, Prescod-Weinstein tweeted that she wants “to burn the tent of whiteness down.”

    A few days later, Prescod-Weinstein sent out a tweet declaring that all America has ever stood for is white power.

    In a July 6th tweet, Prescod-Weinstein denounced Thomas Jefferson as a “rapist.”

    “To address white power,” Prescod-Weinstein said, “is to look evil in the eye and to challenge everything this country has stood for in the last 250 years.”

    Prescod-Weinstein immediately followed that tweet up by stating that “white power” was a principle of the American founding.

    On July 4th Prescod-Weinstein tweeted that she “[m]ade it home to the U.S. just in time for a holiday I don’t celebrate. America never was America to me.”

    According to Prescod-Weinstein’s personal website, she is the “Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Postdoctoral Fellow & Visiting Scholar” at MIT’s Kavli Institute for Astrophysics. However, according to a July 16th tweet from Prescod-Weinstein, she will begin working at the University of Washington next spring.

    Less than a month ago, the Huffington Post ran a feature on Prescod-Weinstein as the 63rd black woman in America to receive a Ph.D. in Physics.

    In the Huffington Post feature, Prescod-Weinstein complained that the discussion of women in astronomy does black women a disservice by not looking at astronomy statistics by race.

    “For decades, this discussion about women in astronomy has centered essentially on white women,” Weinstein said. “They don’t say white women, but when the statistics are trotted out, they don’t disaggregate for race.”

    As recently as July 16th, Prescod-Weinstein tweeted that because there are “fewer than 100 Black American women ever to earn a PhD in physics, each one of us is unusual [and] should be nurtured.”

    So…..I’m guessing when she’s criticized in the lab, she cries.

    • rightymouse says:

      What is she babbling about? First of all, she’s Jewish.
      http://www.dailystormer.com/mit-jew-fellow-attacks-whites-foundations-of-america/

      • rightymouse says:

        ^^^^
        Not exactly black, brown, red or orange…..

      • Octopus says:

        She’s an Equal Opportunity Hater, at least. Hates everyone and everything. I vote we send her to the nearest Muslim state.

        Many white people, according to Prescod-Weinstein, celebrated the gay marriage decision more enthusiastically than they should have, something she chalks up to “white tears.”

        In a series of July 10th tweets, Prescod-Weinstein—who identifies as a “ black queer ciswoman”—stated that although she was happy about the decision, “a lot of white people went overboard.” Why did so many white people go overboard with their celebration of the Supreme Court decision? This, Prescod-Weinstein says, is “related to white tears: [white people] just really wanted to feel good. And feel entitled to.”

        Prescod-Weinstein also directed anger towards “men of color.” On July 13th, Prescod-Weinstein tweeted that “men of color” need to “work on [their] fucking sexism. It is bullshit. You are not magical unicorns just because you are not white.”

        On July 4th Prescod-Weinstein tweeted that she “[m]ade it home to the U.S. just in time for a holiday I don’t celebrate. America never was America to me.”

      • Because says:

        She wouldn’t be the first white-hating Jew.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        But she just argued that non-white women astronomers WERE magical unicorns!

        She has really nice straight teeth. I sense an upper-middle class upbringing. A rather privileged one, I would imagine.

      • Because mensa says:

        Twits do tend to be from the upper class.

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, this special snowflake had the very best orthodontist in town, you can bet. Raised in a super-privileged environment, I would also bet. All the best ultra-leftist academics come from that milyo.

  30. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Gee – the shemale told him he’d put him in an ambulance with his fingers on Shapiro’s neck. Wrong side of issue yet again.

    • Speranza says:

      Ben Shapiro is a lot smarter than you and all your dopes on your pathetic blog put together.

    • KGB says:

      Calling a man “sir” is now vicious. He tops himself every day.

      • Octopus says:

        I was gonna say, “a vicious provocation?” He said, “sir.” 😆

        Chunky is nuttier than squirrel poop, ain’t he?

  31. Professor Pakimon PhD says:

    The arch villain known as The Ginger Chuck is creating chaos and mayhem amongst the innocent denizens of Libtard City!

    Fear not, imbecilic citizens!

    Chunkman is on the case!

    He will vanquish the evil Ginger Chuck with a mighty blast of his Block and Report Ray!

    To the Cheetosmobile! 😆

  32. pineapple says:

    More white privilege people!

    I’m thirsty.

  33. pineapple says:

    Fatso translated:

    “Fellow libtards are you going to believe your own eyes and ears or follow the script that has been laid out for you?”

    • Abu Lamborghini says:

      The butthurt on this is awesome. You know which side of an issue to take after Toots goes off the deep end. The opposite side.

      • Octopus says:

        You can never go wrong, going the opposite way that Chunky is headed. I knew he was going to be a busy little waddler today. 😆

        They’re following the Breitbart/O’Keefe script – keep releasing new bogus videos for several weeks to trick the gullible into covering it.
        35 minutes ago
        I know the Orwellian “Center for Medical Progress” has more videos ready to come out, and they’re all going to be the same dishonest crap.
        36 minutes ago
        Media outlets need to STOP helping right wing extremists push dishonest “sting” videos. How many times will they fall for this garbage?
        39 minutes ago

        Just frantic!

      • Because says:

        Heheheheheheheheh. He said ‘Orwellian’.

      • Octopus says:

        Fatass has never read a word of Orwell. I’m sure of it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dan Rather.

  34. JimboXL says:

    Guys, see you’ve got it all wrong, the people making the videos are very bad, not the ghouls murdering the most innocent human life each and every day. At best they can say they only murder unborn babies without selling their organs after they’ve crushed the life out of them. Give them a humanitarian of the year award! It’s a joke to see these pigs holding up any sign declaring “(fill in the blank with oppressed racial group) lives matter.”

  35. Because no good very bad peeps says:

  36. Because mensa says:

  37. Because office says:

  38. Octopus says:

    Not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight. 😯

  39. Because what? says:

  40. Because huh? says:

  41. Octopus says:

    Projecting the crazy since 2009! 😆

  42. pineapple says:

    Roy Harper (vocals on Have a Cigar by Pink Floyd) wrote this song originally. It used to be on YouTube, but apparently Roy was compelled to remove it.

    Maybe it was the lyric below that says “You can put a lead bullet clean through this guitar ‘cos I’m not overjoyed with the story so far” compelled him to pull it. I don’t know.

    So here’s a cover from someone I have never heard of who does a faithful version of this song.
    The lyrics couldn’t have been written better. Sad that Roy’s version is gone.

    I’m sick to the teeth of the news on the screen
    of hisbullah scum and jihad the obscene
    whose men plant the bombs and then live feeling free
    to watch women and children be killed on T.V.
    which satan delivers a child a death curse
    in the name of a worn out collection of verse
    I’ve not read the book so I cannot recite
    but I’d bet Salman Rushdie is just about right
    underneath the black cloud of islam

    What kind of publicity needs so much blood
    that’s not for some sad diablical god
    selling himself as a two-bit Macbeth
    as the expect in sentencing cousins to death
    and what kind of god can this be anyway
    that you have to prostrate to him five times a day
    with hate in your heart and a gun in your hand
    is force the only thing to understand
    underneath the black cloud of islam?

    and the butchers who’ve got all this blood on their hands
    are the ones who need god to be stood where he stands
    blessing this kidnapping, murder and war
    with books written hundreds of ages before
    and woman in veils walking paces behind
    doesn’t sit easy in my mind
    it speaks of oppression and no other choice
    that rigid compliance with the loudest voice
    underneath the black cloud of islam

    You can put a lead bullet clean through this guitar
    ‘cos I’m not overjoyed with the story so far
    sharing a world with the nutters of god
    is as good as being six feet under the sod
    words that are written are all here to say
    and these are the latest there are anyway
    and I am the prophet so don’t believe me
    I’m the same as the old ones expect that I’m free
    to give you a piece of my mind which is this
    you’re the worst of jehovas blind witlessnesses
    with your feet in the door of the deepest abyss
    which is underneath the black cloud of islam

    • Octopus says:

      That’s an interesting aspect of Harper, being so blunt and honest about Islam. He hates America, too. I wonder how he feels about the Unicorn Messiah. Of course, he’s always hated the white man. I wonder if he admits to liking any humans on this troubled planet.

      • pineapple says:

        This is my first time hearing it…… sounds like he’s singing this from a native American’s perspective, but I didn’t catch all the words.

      • Octopus says:

        A bit more global, it appears. This was a youngish hippie in the late 60’s, so I don’t take it as a man’s final word. It’s actually a very powerful song.

        Harper described the song as

        a testament to my lifelong devotion to espousing equal rights for all humans. I have long since wondered about the wisdom of stating that you have more than the capacity to hate your own race for it’s (sic) misdemeanors, but as a polemic it has been both an effective tool and somewhere of a place to stand.[3]

  43. Bunk X says:

  44. Juan Epstein says:

    This is you, in your office, actually hoping for an act of violence.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      That sums up Stalker Charles and the leftist media and advocacy groups.

      There’s this bloodlust that a new season of Game of Thrones just can’t satisfy.

  45. Professor Pakimon PhD says:

    Has Chunkles tried slathering his belly with grease, sucking in his gut and squeezing in sideways using what is known as “The Ludwig Maneuver”?

    The pannus may be problematic though… 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      “I’m probably missing something obvious”

      See my nick Mr. Toot? Yes you are. You really are.

      • Octopus says:

        The way Chunky said that, it sure sounds like he’s used to being stupidly oblivious to things. I mean, he is the King Of Oblivion, as well as the Crown Prince of Projection. Not to mention, a big fat idiot. With a ponytail. 😆

  46. Arachne says:

    Not on topic of My Little Greasy Ponytail (except that he’s probably so stupid he wouldn’t get the joke), but I found it funny nevertheless:

    http://twitchy.com/2015/07/22/epic-tweet-by-the-palm-beach-county-sheriffs-office-has-29000-rts-and-counting/

  47. Arachne says:

    I have to say, I feel very very sorry for the folks in the Lamborghini P.R. and Marketing Departments right about now.

    • Octopus says:

      Well, at least they still have their customers in California. Meaning, the Kardashian-Transjenner family. Here’s Caitlyn taking delivery of her new, tricked-out Lambo yesterday — they bring it to your house on a flatbed, which is nice.

      Some wags might ponder the advisability of procuring such a deathtrap of a car, so soon after killing someone on the highway with your negligent driving. Not to mention, the word on the street is that Caitlyn has taken to drinking lots of wine with her girlfriends, when she used to allow himself (Bruce) only the occasional light beer. Recipe for disaster, I say. 😯