LGF’s reaction to Chattanooga Islamic terror attack

Four American Marines have been killed by an ISIS inspired Islamic terrorist in Chattanooga. The LGFers reacted as one would expect. When the identity of the shooter was not known, Dr. Matt speculated that it was a “white male.” In other words, he was hinting at the perpetrator being a NAZI!

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Once the facts came out the shooter was an Islamic terrorist by the name of Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez. The LGFers were not angry over the terror attack, they were more concerned over how Pamela Geller and other anti-Jihadists would react.

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This shows their twisted priorities. The LGFers are more concerned about the reaction to the Islamic terror attack, rather than incident itself. The deaths of four marines means nothing to Charles and his gang.

This is just despicable and a lack of class.

Update: The LGF band of losers continue to attack people angry over the terror attack. No anger was displayed towards the Islamic terrorist who committed this atrocity.

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Mr. Toot tweets out this gem of wisdom!

Charles refuses to condemn the terror attack.


263 Comments on “LGF’s reaction to Chattanooga Islamic terror attack”

  1. Because firsties says:


  2. Minnow says:

    Hey Dr. Douchebag, Pam Geller doesn’t have to say anything. Your hero in Chattanooga – you know, the dead Moslem… he “said” all that need be “said”.

    And, unfortunately, you and your ignorant pals at Little Green Shitballs are too stupid to hear what he “said”.

    But, like a good (and stupid) liberal, you deflect the argument away from Moslems and start spewing about Pam Geller.


    • ” you deflect the argument away from Moslems ”

      What exactly does all Muslims have to do with one psychopath? Are you pretending to be retarded?

      • Abu bin Office, hahahahahahahahahaha says:

        The screeching left pins any, and I mean ANY, bad behavior on all of the right/Christians/men, etc. You started this game so man up.

        At least you have the stones to come hear after never reading here, Charles.

      • Minnow says:

        And, by that brilliant retort, you prove to everyone that you, indeed, are!

        But, go ahead. Keep pretending. Keep primping and preening and clucking to yourself about how righteous and open minded you are. Keep pretending that moslems are not wreaking violence on the globe – avowing to kill anyone who is not them. And killing every day to that end.


        That’s not happening.

        It is simply a case of retarded other people.


      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

        At least we learned one thing.

        “Dr.” Matt is either mind-bogglingly obtuse or he doesn’t have to pretend to be retarded.

        Perhaps the good “doctor” should focus on giving Chunkles one of his patented miracle weight loss cures.

        “Eat all the Cheetos you want and still lose weight!”

        Sounds like a plan to me!

  3. Dire Straits says:

    That “Blue Raven” clown with his blow job for Iran is an even dumber fuck than John_Manyjars.

    • Because firsties says:

      It’d be interesting to see Toot’s IP logs. There aren’t that many countries in the world that have that kind of love for Iran.

  4. Octopus says:

    This is too much, even for a jaded Chunky-watcher like myself. I can’t.

  5. So, four Marines are dead, and Chunky’s Cult is worried that it might lead people to say mean things about jihadists.

    Remember when they used to criticize DailyKos for being a loony bin? They have become them.

  6. Because olo says:

    • Because olo says:

    • Dire Straits says:

      Still obsessed by Nazis, Mrs. Johnson?

      • It’s quite clear you’re obsessed with Charles Johnson though, hypocrite.

      • Abu bin Office, hahahahahahahahahaha says:

        There is a difference between being obsessed and swating down Toot’s opinion on every fucking subject. He feels the need to opine in public so he is fair game. And fat. And lazy. And unemployed. Why are you so worked up about what we say about Fuckface Johnson?

        You must be Charles. If so, I’d like my LGF account back for one day so I can set you assholes straight. Got the balls, Charles?

      • Everyone on this idiotic blog is obsessed with someone they say is irrelevant. That’s right wing logic for you.

      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

        Scientific analysis indicates stabby’s franksinclair’s mom’s ass is obsessed with Ron Jeremy.

      • Abu Jeremy says:

        Mocking Charles is a hobby. His bleating incorrectly on all subjects warrants our being here.

        How’s mom’s rectal duct? Has she found any compound to “tighten it up”? Maybe surgery, if she can deal with the time off and loss of income.

      • swamprat says:

        A denizen of the Pam Geller stalker blog has noted that we stalk charles johnson.
        We both share a commonality, however, in that we both belong to blogs that stalk people named Charles Johnson. Your blog stalks Ginger Johnson, Pam Geller, Jim Holt, Dana Loesch, R.S. McCain and of course, the metaphysically challenged Andrew Breitbart.

        We poor souls, being so crass and all, are restricted to merely stalking the slightly lesser charles johnson.

      • Because olo says:

        And Goose Bumstead. Just because.

  7. Because olo says:

    “Semantically inappropriate tables”?

  8. JimboXL says:

    I think the only time they could manage to bring themselves to condemn an ISIS murderer during one of his rampages would be if was holding a confederate flag in one hand during a massacre. Minus the confederate flag he is completely harmless and simply just right-winguur hysteria.

  9. pineapple says:

    You got to be real careful about “inflections” of words and “terms” in liberal land, that must suck, even for Kurt the pretend conservative. .
    Kurt, who sucks much liberal dick to “belong”, last report… still hated.

    • Octopus says:

      “Islamic” is just fine. It’s all in the Koran, written by the Mad Murdering Pedophile. The “Moderate Muslims” all tacitly approve of the carnage. Fuck ’em all sideways.

      • PeteP says:

        Exactly. There’s no distinction between “radical Islam” and Islam and no Muslim tell you otherwise. Radical Islam is just an artificial distinction made by politically correct people.

        These people are idiots.

    • Minnow says:

      Hey dumbass Kurt. What you just said doesn’t happen to make any sense.

      …..like you would know what makes “this” clear, and “this” unclear.

      But, thanks for playing little spaz boy. Now, get Mommy to make you some cookies.

    • Speranza says:

      I always wondered what it would have been like living in Stalin’s U.S.S.R. in the late 1930’s (say 1937-38 during the height of “The Great Terror”). Now reading Little Green Shitballs I now know.

    • PeteP says:

      Right Kurt, and if a “conservative” terrorist shoots black people dead then by extension the entire conservative movement is deeply racist and violent even if he’s universally condemned.


  10. Octopus says:

    Drunktarded is no way to go through life, ya bum.

    • pineapple says:

      Well Goos, if that’s true, there should be a TON of stories and pages posted on LGF to expose these evil non Muslim cretins… don’t you think?

      But there aren’t any stories about them on LGF NONE… why is that Goos?

      Goos, let me explain something to you dummy….. it’s because they ARE connected to Islam, and you know it.

  11. Octopus says:

    The timelines of these two imbeciles are too much, tonight. They should both be locked up, for their own safety.

  12. pineapple says:

    206 teleskiguy
    Jul 16, 2015 8:22:20pm

    “A quick glance at some of the stalker blogs reveals that a recently bounced ‘Rodan’ fucker still has a burner account here.”

    Teleskiguy fucker smokes a ton of pot, skis into a lot of tree trunks but according to his pic he’s a happy fucker.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a swamp thing, right there. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Hey dipshit. We ALL have burner accounts over there. So go play hide and seek. Preferably in traffic.

      • Octopus says:

        We’re talking to you right now, at the swamp. We’re agreeing with every libturded, moonbatty, pro-jihadist thing you drooling imbeciles come up with. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Looks like one of us just got some up dings! We’re really good at the Anti-American mindless drivel. All we have to do to pose at the swamp is imitate a lobotomy patient.

      • pineapple says:

        I have two accounts.

  13. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      The hero will be sued by the robber for inflicting “grievous bodily harm,” with that “overly aggressive” take-down. Start a GoFundMe for his defense costs — it will make him modestly wealthy by Monday, and he deserves it. 😆

      Chunky’s begging goes unrequited, because he’s a worthless skank. So sad.

    • pineapple says:

      I watched that over and over again… love it!

      The liberal mind sees white privilege and racism.

  14. Octopus says:

    Kid was an asswipe in high school, and just got worse.

  15. Had a talk with my four remaining socks on little green footballs.

    They all say they can not take it any longer. To sick for them even as just pretend posters there.
    They all demand that I not abuse them any longer by the use of them in that sewer.

    Beyond their duty they say.

    • Octopus says:

      Mine quit a year ago. Said he was being driven insane, by the batshittery over there. Now he just chills, and dreams of happier times.

  16. Arachne says:

    Blueraven is quite literally a walking cranio-rectal inversion. ISIS started in Syria, you fucking twit. It had NOTHING to do with Iraq and rose to power when President Spineless Shitbag fled the region. So take your head out of Fatty’s Ass and read.

    • pineapple says:

      I’m sure she’s a nice enough person, but she’s spineless.

    • Octopus says:

      The waterhead-meme that keeps saying Dubya is responsible for ISIS is truly LGF-worthy. If I still had a sock over there, I’d really play that up. 😈

  17. Octopus says:

    But is he tweeting smack about Chunky McDumbth or Telekinesis Guy?

  18. Octopus says:

    If you had a lick of sense, that’s exactly what you’d do.

    • kbdabear says:

      Cable modem? You’d think that a big operation like Small Verdant Fartballs would have at least a T-1 fiber trunk leading into his “office”

    • just poop says:

      he wouldn’t last 5 minutes

      the tweets and the delusions that he actually matters to the world wide web are all he has

  19. kbdabear says:

    For once in your life make people happy Toot… Pull the Fuckin’ Plug

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky is laying the groundwork for the excuse when Comcast turns off his internet access due to non-payment of bills.

      Between having no viable income, his GoFundMe page a being a disaster and the inheritance he got from his mother just about gone, It’s going to happen sooner or later.

      Maybe Gus will lend him his Virgin Mobile Obamaphone. 😆

    • Speranza says:

      That’s the smartest thought you’ve had in years.

    • Arachne says:

      But you won’t.
      Because you have two big fears – 1) no one will care and 2) no one will care.

  20. Octopus says:

    Watching Sis through the window again, you and kittycat? That’s wrong, even for a worthless drunken stumblebum.

  21. kbdabear says:

    It’s not so bad that Toot and the Tooters cry over “backlash by Islamophobes” that never seems to materialize..

    What is so bad is that a President who took time out to make a statement on the Jenner circus act made no statement regarding the 4 dead Marines.

    What he did do was to release a happy faced statement to muzzies everywhere about the end of Ramadan and then head off to a Broadway show.

    We are so fucked

  22. Lou says:

    I dare Obama to post “gun-free-zone” on all White House doors and disarm all of his Secret Service agents!

  23. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles must’ve had another nightmare that he turned ginger in his sleep.

    This is now confirmed: Chuck C. Johnson Sneaks Onto Twitter Again lgf.bz/1IWPZvd
    1 hour ago

    RT @GotNwes: New from GotNwes: UPDATE: The Twitter account that may or may not be Chuck C. Johnson bit.ly/1HU5SgQ
    1 hour ago

    .@RonReaganLives is letting Chuck Johnson use his account. Clear violation of Twitter’s TOS. @IowaPeg @icallshogun
    1 hour ago

    Chuck C. Johnson’s egomania takes over and he outs himself. Report @RonReaganLives. http://t.co/MzjJQh86xr
    1 hour ago

    That’s what happens when you use the quote tweet feature and the person has blocked you. @icallshogun
    2 hours ago

    No, the account isn’t suspended – click the link to see the tweet. @icallshogun
    2 hours ago

    There he goes, folks. Chuck Johnson couldn’t help revealing himself completely. Report this account! twitter.com/RonReaganLives…
    2 hours ago

    What is it about Ginger Chucks that make rotund ponytailed bloggers shriek and flail like a fat kid being swarmed by angry bees? 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The best part is watching that fat ponytailed dickhead squeal at his followers demanding that they “report”!

      The more people ignore his demand to “report” the skulking Ginger Chuck, the more peevish he gets.

      Chunky is like the petulant, pouting fat kid who snitched on everybody in grade school.

      And Chunkles wonders why he’s always the victim of the internet version of atomic wedgies, wet willies and titty twisters. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I believe it is also against Twitter policy for you to organize the reporting of an account that has not violated any of the terms of service.

  24. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Of course he does. He’s whatever the thing is that’s below a bottom feeder. twitter.com/_Jon_Green/sta…
    7 hours ago

    A turncoat? A traitor?

  25. Juan Epstein says:


  26. pineapple says:

    Well Ginger is back on Twitter as RonReaganLives….. good on him.

    Fatso and his Ginger obsessed minions are combing every tweet trying to find the smoking gun that will prove it.

    So far all they got is finger pointing and reporting their suspicions to twitter.

    This is going to put Fatso over the edge I think. lol

  27. Because olo says:


    • kbdabear says:

      “You shall not lie with a man as with a woman, it is an abomimation” – Leviticus 18:22

      Leviticus goes on quite a bit over this Toot. If atheists are going to try to tell us what the Bible does and doesn’t say, they should at least read the whole book

    • Arachne says:

      Would you care to advise us what the HOLY Koran says about it?
      Since, you know, your Islamist buddies are killing gays. I’m pretty sure they have the sanction of their mullahs and their operating instructions to do so.

  28. pineapple says:

    Yea more stupidity this time from a dummy called aagcobb.

    Of course the Bible does very clearly condemn homosexuality.

    The Christian Bible comprises the Old Testament and the New Testament you see.

    Now, you could make an argument that a portion of the Bible (the New Testament) lightened things up a bit. (grace period), but to say that the Bible does not condemn homosexuality is a blatant lie..

    I think this stuff is really hard for liberals to comprehend. I have no dog in this fight, I’m agnostic.

    aagcobb,.I recommend not putting your stupidity in full view.

    • pineapple says:

      If someone went on this idiot’s page and posted this:

      “You shall not lie with a man as with a woman, it is an abomination” – Leviticus 18:22

      I’m sure it would get downdinged, even though it would, without question, expose the lie.

      • Octopus says:

        Note to Caitlyn: It doesn’t say anything about lying with a woman, as a man playing a woman. You’re good. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        You’d make a really crappy rabbi.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s good so long as he keeps his male bits & he still sleeps with wimmen.

      • Octopus says:

        I think he’s going to keep the wang, like Laverne Cox (heh) has done. It’s not critical to his sense of self to have a vajay, apparently. The man-made ones are problematic, too. If he’s going to be sleeping with the occasional broad, he might as well keep the Olympic torch lit down there.

      • Octopus says:

        I mean, “she.” I’m so sorry! 😳 😥

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Good name for a punk rock klezmer band: The Crappy Rabbis

      • Arachne says:

        In some bizarre crazyness, I ended up watching a two-parter in “Keeping Up With the Attention Whores” called “About Bruce…..”

        He’s still a he at that point and when asked about “attraction” says “I’m completely heterosexual.” Um…no dude, you’re NOT. If you’re really a woman, you’re a lesbian. Except you’re NOT a woman, no matter how much you and the press and the ESPY’s and the popular culture wants to spin it.

        You have an XY chromosome pair. That’s male. And for all those climate crazies like to scream “SCIENCE!” at us, they seem to ignore this.

    • buzzsawmonkey says:

      Actually, it is true that “the Bible does not condemn homosexuality”—but not for the reason these idiots think. The Bible does not recognize the concept of “homosexuality, which is a modern pseudoscientific invention of the late 19th century.

      The Bible condemns homosexual behavior—something which was not merely endemic in the ancient world, but which was a part of the worship rituals of certain idolatrous cults at that time. That is why the first condemnation of homosexual behavior in Leviticus appears in close proximity to the condemnation of Moloch-worship—and why there is an additional warning in Deuteronomy against male or female Israelites taking jobs as sacred prostitutes, which were a common feature in idolatrous temples.

      The Hebrew word usually translated as “abomination,” toevah, is a specific term of art which refers either to engaging in a forbidden practice, or engaging a permitted practice in an improper manner, time, or place. It’s a way of saying, “You’ve got the right key but you’re puttin’ it in the wrong keyhole,” as the old blues song puts it.

  29. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      “Hit Job” = investigative journalism, akin to Woodward & Bernstein-type subterfuge. It’s not illegal or unethical, in journalistic circles, to coax the truth out of vile criminals by setting them up with a sting operation.

    • rightymouse says:


    • pineapple says:

      More desperation from Fatso to divert attention away from the Muslim shooter who killed 4 US Marines.

    • Because olo says:

      Well, that settles that. Back to the office…

  30. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Hi Dr. Matt!

    Got that taste of utter, stupid failure out of your mouth yet?

    Have you ever thought of just not saying stupid shit? Just a thought.


    • pineapple says:

      I had a feeling that tweet was going to come back to haunt that turd brain.

      That guy is real low frequency.

    • Octopus says:

      My brother’s name is Matt, and he’s a doctor. I’m pretty this isn’t him. He’s a conservative, with 20 years experience as an ER doc and hospital administrator. A Navy man, too. No, it’s not him. Phew.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Romney had the right idea all along…..

    • Because olo says:

      Why do they need government money, when they’re making revenue off of body parts? They should just rename themselves Baby Recyclers. “We pull ’em while u wait”.

    • Arachne says:

      Notice they LOVE saying “deceptive” and “edited” without offering any proof that she didn’t say what she said. ORGANS are not “tissue” dipshit. In their “menu” they even offer “tissue” as a separate entry.

      • Because olo says:

        Don’t try to tell Mr. Science that organs and tissue are different. He watches Bill Nye.

      • Arachne says:

        I remember all the retweets he got when he made the ludicrous statement about viruses “evolving.” Much laughter on Twitter over his not understanding the difference between “evolving” and “mutating.”

      • Because olo says:

        A lot of fans of evolution don’t understand evolution. The lefty biologist Steven Gould made the point that evolution doesn’t work toward goals. It just does what it does. And a bacterium is every bit as fit an organism as a human.

        Yet somehow these science geniuses like Toot talk about evolution as working toward some singularity. Nonsense. All it does is produce more competitive organisms. Not necessarily smarter or bigger or anything elseer. Just more competitive.

        And btw, ‘social justice’ requires that society support unfit organisms, to the detriment of the species. Not very ‘scientific’. Not very Darwinian. Is Darwin a good guy or not?

        This is all above Toot’s pay grade. As is an office.

  32. Minnow says:

    “Terrorism eyed in Chattanooga killings”.

    No – seriously…. you better not identify this brutal act of war for what it is. Why – that may actually offend someone with delicate sensibilities. We can’t have that! After all, it was just four innocent human lives wasted by an animal hell-bent on destruction. What do we care about four more human lives?

    Our President and Secretary of State are complicit in the murder of four human beings too. Shit – nothing to worry about…. just bumps in the road.


    • Octopus says:

      When I saw the Unicorn-mope droning on about the “lone gunman” bullshit yesterday afternoon, with his legs crossed primly like a lady, I nearly threw my monitor out the window. I can’t handle this fucking guy any more! Can we please have trigger-warnings on all tv stations and news sites, before this idiot starts babbling?

      • Minnow says:

        If that A-hole EVER comes out and identifies moslems for what they are – Hell will freeze over.


      • Arachne says:

        I guess he missed the tweet from ISIS BEFORE the incident telling us to “watch for wonders in Chattanooga.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Right. His National Security Team doesn’t read the internets. He’ll find it out later when CNN finds it out from Fox News.

  33. pineapple says:

    I just sent Obama an email (it was respectful).

    Here is their capcha…….

    “This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.

    Challenge Question:

    The list lion, nose, ear, church and shorts contains how many body parts?:”

    I’m thinking a White House question involving “body parts” is ill timed.

    • Octopus says:

      If the lion has recently eaten, he contains body parts. If the church is occupied, it contains body parts. My shorts contain body parts. The answer is five.

      • Because olo says:

        If the lion eats you, does he eat your shorts?

      • Octopus says:

        Depends on if I’ve shat them, in my fear and death-agony. Lions have their pride, no pun intended. There is some shit they will not eat.

      • pineapple says:

        I guessed 3 because I included lion……. it kicked me out and said I was wrong.

    • Because olo says:

      Trick question. My most important body parts are in my shorts.

      • Octopus says:

        The second-brain, for one thing. Responsible for most human procreation, especially after a couple of drinks.

  34. Arachne says:

    Has the SJW warrior made any comment on the disgraceful conduct of Gawker on their outing of a private citizen – Tim Geitner’s brother? So bad even one of their chief editors took to Twitter to condemn them.

    • Octopus says:

      He used the Gawker story as another excuse to attack Ginger, last night. I forget the actual wording, but it was stupid as hell.

  35. pineapple says:

    My theme songs today.

    Dick Around by Sparks

    Goodbye Sober Day by Mr Bungle

    • Octopus says:

      Love that “Dick Around” tune…would have fit nicely on Queen’s “Night At The Opera.” 🙂

      I would enjoy Bungle more if I had some drugs. Sadly, no drugs today. 😦

      • pineapple says:

        Sparks got short changed I think, they had some pretty solid songs with lot’s o’ humor. They probably will only be remembeedr for “Cool Places” unfortunately.

        Mr Bungle is a required taste, my love for them was spillover from Faith No More.

        Sparks and a Mr Bungle connection here I had forgotten all about. See what you think Octo.

      • Octopus says:

        I would have enjoyed seeing that live. I like crazy bands. I also liked Faith No More, what I heard of them. I had the cd with “Epic” on it. I let my wife sell most of my cd’s in her Ebay store — sure that one went.

      • pineapple says:

        My kid is in a tribute Faith No More band called “Epic”.

      • Octopus says:

        That sounds like a fun band. 🙂

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      The maker of the video is actually a James O’Keefe/Chuck Johnson crony. @AngieCoiro
      1 hour ago

      What happened to ICYMI? Is it already passe like LOL? LOL!

  36. Octopus says:

    As always, no evidence presented. Just idiotic ad hominem nonsense, calling people insane. Projecting. 😆

  37. Octopus says:

    Speaking of freakazoids, there’s Gandhi. I was re-reading this awesome rebuttal to the bullshit movie from the ’80’s, everyone was so ga-ga over at the time. Couldn’t help noticing, Gandhi had a fractious run-in with Margaret Sanger, the founding monster of Planned Parenthood. She gave Gandhi a nervous breakdown. 😆


    • Speranza says:

      I read that article back in 1983 and I refused to see that movie. Gandhi was always a pious fraud. Stalin would have had him shot in the back of the neck with one bullet.

      • Octopus says:

        I remember sitting through that thing, and needing a cig the whole time. That was a year before i quit smoking, and my habit was fierce. Long movies were a bitch.

  38. Because olo says:

    Guus is really quick today…

    • pineapple says:

      Hey Goos.

      Let’s play the bad guy/terror attack name game……. I bet you run out of names WAY before I do.

    • kbdabear says:

      Lubitz crashed the plane because the cheese slid off his cracker, kind of like what Gus would do if some airline put him in the cockpit

      Terrorists kill mass quantities of people as an instrument of war.

  39. Octopus says:

    Gustavo Bumstead rammed his stolen shopping cart into the side of a Cadillac, minding its own business in the Safeway parking lot. When the car alarm sounded, he ditched the cart and ran away. An empty can of Sterno was found in the cart, along with some half-thawed, expired Banquet Chicken Pot Pies.

  40. pineapple says:

    1. Sure it is, it’s a satellite office of a military base stupid.
    2. What the fuck good is firearm safety if they can’t carry one?

    It’s hard to believe this Kagar PROUD TO BE KAFIR . is employed by HP.

  41. kbdabear says:

    Hey Toot, maybe your garment rending over “Islamophobia” drove Abdulazeez to lose his shit ..

    Chattanooga Shooter Marinated in Self-Pity Over ‘Islamophobia’


    Hey Toot, look who wrote that piece.. Robert Spencer, the guy who Pammy went to Europe with against your direct orders that she not hang around with him…

  42. Because olo says:

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Awe man. Should have saved that for the next guest appearance on Bob Cesspools poopcast.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      The Baltimore Sun obits have more content.

      • Because olo says:

        The sun has more contents, but the moon has more splodeys.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        The moon is a harsh mistress, said Heinlein.

        As a god, it sucks even more, even with the magic black rock.

  43. Because olo says:

    Damn, look at that nice Methodist churchlady.


    • kbdabear says:

      Toot will tell us how the RWNJ muzzie haters are going berserk on his TL over some peaceful brown people from New Jersey who are just out to play some paintball to celebrate the ending of Ramadan

  44. Because olo says:

    Why we need smart trucks.

  45. Pakimon says:

    The Mighty Rotund Ponytail of Jazziness has slain the skulking Ginger Chuck yet again!

    How soon will the diabolical Chuck of Gingerness reappear on Twitter with his next outrageous outrage?!

    The World holds its collective breath… 🙄 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      “As we reported exclusively”

      TRANSLATION: “Nobody gives a shit but it validates my pathetic existence” 😆

      • Minnow says:

        Our little buddy Barry is obsessed with two things. Himself, and his man-crush Chuck Johnson.

        “As we reported exclusively…” In your dreams Bozo, in your dreams.

    • Abu bin Office, hahahahahahahahahaha says:

      Fuckface wouldn’t see the dropped mic on the floor due to his ever expanding pannus pannus pannus lol.

    • kbdabear says:

      If I were Ginger I’d keep making Twitter accounts just to watch Toot go postal wacking another mole

  46. just poop says:

    Charles Icarus Johnson arises every morning on his well-stained futon, wipes the drool off his face. Pisses in his depends and feverishly checks on his mentuions.He then reads this blog

    Next he feverishly checks on any Chuck C Johnson mentions

    and repeats all day till be passes out again amidst a sea of cheetoh dust and soiled adult diapers

  47. Because olo says:

    Psst. Pass it on…

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is a disgusting maggot. Selling unborn baby organs and nonchalantly yapping about crushing this and that body part is sickening. He’s ok with it.

      • Minnow says:

        Planned Parenthood is a national embarrassment – nay, a national disgrace.

        Barry thinks killing children is reeeeally hip.

        And then, chopping up their bodies and making a profit off the body parts doesn’t mean a thing to him. Barry has no sense of empathy and is, therefore, a sociopath.

        And that is the nice way of putting it.

        That my tax dollars support this effort – that I work a fair part of the year to support bullshit like this is infuriating to me.

        That Barry and his unemployed ilk spew their idiotic bullshit on this subject is beyond pathetic.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s a blessing Fatso never had children.

  48. pineapple says:

    Looks like she’s seeing right through that loser and not pleased.

  49. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    Listening to Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer on Hannity……. thank god for them.

    Our government is full of appeasing pussies.


  50. Because olo says:

    Spoke ill of the messiah?

    • Minnow says:

      Spoken like a true adult.

    • pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

      Fatso can’t debate anything, it’s “FUCK YOU or a variant of (insert random ad hominem here) then BLOCKED!”. What a pussy. At least Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR will put up a bit of a fight until he runs.

    • Because olo says:

      Apparently Mike’s psychosis is noticing that trannies have big hands. Somebody need to tweet Toot and tell him trannies have planetary gears and big bands and sprags, and see what he does.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot is a mite touchy tonight, and he’s acting like he’s back in his glory days with his ban stick.

      Toot, people laugh at your self-importance when you yammer about your Block Button

      • pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

        I think I’ll log in tonight, agree with the stupids for awhile, maybe even craft a moby, get some updings and leave.

        Then laugh.

      • just poop says:

        he’s so edgy

  51. Because olo says:

  52. Because olo says:

    Woo hoo! He got into the good stuff.

  53. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    If you look at America as being a stately, beautiful mansion. The landlords then would be the American people.

    Logic follows the president would be the tenant.

    Obama does not deserve his deposit back.

  54. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    Haha …. or in other words “I got nothin;’.

    Does Toot see how stupid he looks?

  55. Because olo says:

    You rang?

  56. Because olo says:

    Breakdown, you say?

    .@Gawker is having a nervous breakdown.
    28 minutes ago
    30 minutes ago
    31 minutes ago
    Big energy potheads.
    33 minutes ago

  57. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    I’m alone here might as well kill the thread.

    Les Baxter was a genius!

  58. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    So was Percy Faith!

    • pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

      Yes I’m a big aficionado of elevator music.

      Raymond Lefevre

      • Octopus says:

        I had to hear it. 🙂

        Very relaxing. I might be able to sleep, after all.

      • pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

        Great Procol Harum song….. if that didn’t get you sleepy… this one might.

        Paul Mauriat

  59. Juan Epstein says:

    We haven’t forgotten your deleted transphobic gay-baiting tweet.


  60. Octopus says:

    Mental illness is a harsher mistress than the moon. This fat old loser is gone way ’round the bend.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      62 years old.

      • Charles sure is hip now, with his memes and such. He should make more and show them on Bob Cesspool’s next poopcast, in which they discuss the disgusting right-wing outrage at the jihadist (scratch that) the workplace violence that occurred in Tennessee.

      • KGB says:

        Eligible for Social Security, ready for a padded cell.

      • Because olo says:

        Padded OFFICE. Just tell him he’s going to a nice new office with rubber walls to keep the Ginger mind rays out…

  61. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    Gene Jockey and Bratwurst are equating American troops with ISIS domestic recruits when it comes to military attacks. TIT for TAT.

    These two are treasonous slime-ball bastards.

    DF posted a link that says it all.


    Here’s a snippet.

    “That’s how we evaluate our own strikes overseas: If we target a training site, and if the only people we kill are the fighters or trainees inside, our hands are clean. And that seems to be what Abdulazeez did to our own men in Chattanooga. We don’t yet know his motive. But if it turns out that he was angry about U.S. military action abroad—and if his response was to kill U.S. military personnel—does that make him a terrorist? Or just an enemy combatant?”

    • Minnow says:

      No, it makes him dead.

      • pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

        What they are saying here is the domestic terrorist had every right to attack our military since we attack theirs.

        Just forget the whole World Trade Center thing.

      • Octopus says:

        We were also overly punitive while defeating the Japs and Germans. We’re a very mean, violent country.

  62. Pakimon says:

    Lookit Me!!! Lookit ME!!! I have slain the evil Ginger Chuck! (again)

    All shall kneel before me and bask in the aura of my awesome awesomeness!

    But first you must bring Cheetos and donate to my GofundMe page for The Royal Jazzy Ponytail of Corpulence demands his stipends! 😆

  63. Octopus says:

    Fatass’s last tweet of the night — how long before he mentions Ginger today?

    The over/under is five minutes from the time of his first tweet this fine Saturday. I’m taking the under.

    • Octopus says:

      First tweet! We have a winner. (me) 😆

  64. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say where is everybody? It a beautiful Saturday morning and it time to get up and stop lolling around in bed like this girl!

  65. Juan Epstein says:

    Don’t know if you come into the office on saturdays, but:

    Narry a mention.

    And clearly you crib shit.


  66. Because olo says:

    Toot’s office.

  67. Octopus says:

    This girl is making major bank on her series of Youtube vids. I applaud her entrepeneurial spirit!

    Do you see where we’re going with this, Chunky McDumbth? Why not you? Stand up for the rights of morbidly-obese old moonbats, and rant about the oppression you’re facing on the Youtube. Stop begging in vain, and jump on the lucrative victim-train! 🙂

  68. pineapple gave my Twitter account to Ginger just now says:

    This thread is still going? I thought I killed it last night.

    Woke up to massive thunder this morning without much rain.

    That’s Global Warming for ya.

    • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

      You did kill it last night!

      Unfortunately, scientific analysis indicates that this thread has mutated into a Nazi Zombie Ginger thread.

      At least it didn’t morph into a daywalker thread. 😀

  69. Abu bin Office, hahahahahahahahahaha says:

    ^^^^^^ Hey, DoDers, Dr. Matt (Charles) has waddled in upthread. Have at him before he leaves his office, lol. ^^^^^^^^^

    And congratulations to Octo for guessing Fuckface’s first tweet would be about the adult Charles Johnson. You win beer and cake.

    • Minnow says:

      Typical Lefty. When a Christian does something – why, all Christians are guilty by association. When a Lefty does it, it is – of course – due strictly to that person’s mental illness and we are unfair to make the point.

      And then, in this case, that moron pretends that moslems are not intent on world domination and slaughter even though we all know it is true and they tell us this on a daily basis. And they slaughter and behead and mangle and torture on a daily basis all in the name of a psychotic pedophile.

      Some people are very naive.

      And, when a naive person shoots off his mouth in front of everyone, it is really a little embarrassing.

    • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

      Apparently you can assign yourself any title you want, this being the interweb and whatnot.

      Just wait until you see my doctoral thesis explaining the correlation between boobies, corpulent ponytailed dickhead mocking and sammiches!

      Nobel Prize… here I come!

      (Hey! Al Gore and President Choombama each got one! Why not me?!) 😀

      • pineapple says:

        It says that he is a doctor right there in his Twitter profile, how do you explain that?

      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:

        Since I now have such a prestigious title, I have decided to hire an assistant.

        A professor without an assistant is nothing! 😀

      • pineapple has a PhD in drinks with little umbrellas says:

        Matt has no self control, he’s ruining the whole “they never read over here” narrative.

        Daddy Toot is going to spank him..

      • Professor Pakimon PhD says:


        It says I’m a professor and have a PhD right there in my WordPress name so it must be true!

        Remember! Nobody lies on the internet. 😀

        Just look at the stern and steely-eyed avatar used by the Ponytailed Wizard of Awesomeness! 😆

      • Abu, King of All Offices says:

        Dr. Pakimog:
        I certainly hope there are lots of pictures of boobies and sammiches in your online thesis. Boobies of all shapes and sizes to really make your point. Make sure it’s downloadable, please.

        Do you think we’ve seen the last of Dr. Matt?

      • pineapple has a PhD in drinks with little umbrellas says:

        I know Professor Pakimon I’m really a pineapple.

      • Because olo says:

        What’s that thing in her hand? It looks kinda dangerous and scientific and kinky and something to do with fridge behinds.

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks, Abu. Appreciate the recognition of my prescient powers of proggienostication. But, do you think I could also have some ass with that beer and cake?

  70. pineapple has a PhD in drinks with little umbrellas says:

    Some new poster over there has them all heated up. Especially Backassword_Slut and teleskipothead.

    His crime? Discussing a subject politely that doesn’t coincide with their opinion. Cool calm and collected he is. He says he loves him some Bernie Sanders, but has the audacity to suggest that we’ve overspent and that there will be consequences, which of course is absolutely true.

    A blog full of dummies.

    Toot has to figure out a valid way to ban him…… maybe he’ll just disappear.

    • pineapple has a PhD in drinks with little umbrellas says:

      Stinky Beaumont
      Jul 18, 2015 • 5:28:59pm

      “Stinky Beaumont is beginning to think The Mulai may not be well-suited to the life of a lizard.”

      LGF a place where all opinions are welcome lol.

      Did I call it or what? A polite fellow Demonrat with one contrary view. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

      All is comfy now in their little sycophant world….. thanks Daddy Toot!

  71. Because rasis says:

  72. Because olo says:

    From the OFFICE of Icarus F. Toot:

  73. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t even……dude. It’s what you do every day of your life.

      • Octopus says:

        Gustavo just broke Chunky’s record for obliviousness-to-self. 😯

        Never thought that record would be eclipsed.

  74. Because olo says:

    Wow. That’s deep. Ack.

  75. Because olo says:

  76. Because olo says:

  77. Because olo says:

  78. Because olo says:

    Watch out, Toot. Here comes the Nazi Kitten of Death.

  79. Because olo says:


    • Octopus says:

      “I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she sees me holding Mr. Mossberg, at the foot of the bed.”

  80. Bunk X says:

    Yep. Those are believable stats, Charles.
    4 hours, 41 minutes ago • Views: 2,614
    Over 2.6K people logged onto LGF to see what Charles Johnson had to say about animation artist Chuck Jones.