The type of logic that would go well on LGF: aging fossil Ralph Nader says that Jews should not monopolize the term “anti-Semitism” as Arabs suffer from ant-Semitism. Mr. Toot probably agrees.

First off I am  amazed that the old leftie is even still alive. Second, Semites are not a race but a language. Third, Mr. Toot being a black wannabe is in the Rachel Dolezal category so he therefore can be a victim of racism.

Ralph Nader: Worst Anti-Semitism Today is Against Anti-Semites

But for a guy who doesn’t understand how anti-Semitism works, Ralph is a natural.

People say a lot of bad things about Ralph Nader, but let’s not forget his ego is the reason that George W. Bush became president. Al Gore certainly can’t forget it.

Sure crazy Uncle Ralph Nader sometimes sits down and explains how the Jews are hogging the whole anti-Semitic thing, but that’s probably just because he resents his lifelong nemesis Bernie Sanders hogging all the Socialist glory.

But for a guy who doesn’t understand how anti-Semitism works, Ralph is a natural.

‘Look, I don’t think the Irish should monopolize the word famine and I don’t think African-Americans should have a monopoly over the word slavery and I don’t think Jews should have a monopoly over the word anti-Semitism, right out of the blue. You never know where it comes from,” he added.

Ralph Nader shouldn’t monopolize the word ‘Shmuck’ either, but there you are.

One of these three things is not like the other. For example, it’s fair to say that Ralph Nader shouldn’t take offense at bumper stickers that say “Dweeb” or “That annoying guy who kept lying about cars going too fast I forgot was still alive”, but it’s reasonable for him to take offense at “Ralph Nader go to Hell” bumper stickers because those are addressed exclusively to him.

So is anti-Semite, a word from a Nader some time ago specifically to refer to hating Jews.

Known as the father of modern antisemitism, Wilhelm Marr, introduced the word “antisemite” into the political lexicon and established the first popular political movement based entirely on anti-Jewish beliefs, the League of Antisemites.

Also, like Ralph Nader, Marr really didn’t like Jews. He was just more honest about it. If a bit confused. And like Ralph Nader, Wilhelm Marr was a left-winger. Anyway back to Nader, who is fighting the good Marrian fight…

Former Green Party and independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader told the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (ADC) to start using the word “anti-Semitism,” arguing that Jews “do not own” the phrase.

“You never avoid using the word anti-Semitism when Arabs and Arab-Americans are discriminated against, are arrested without charges, are exposed to all kinds of swears and bars against employment and all kinds of discrimination that goes on, and that is anti-Semitism. The Semitic race is Arabs and Jews and the Jews do not own the phrase anti-Semitism,” he said at a citizen empowerment session at the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee’s national convention.

I understand wanting to take over Israel. It’s a nice little piece of land. At least it became one, once a whole lot of Jews put in the effort to clear it up, but do you guys really have to try and hijack anti-Semitism too? What is Ralph Nader even going to do with anti-Semitism once he has it?

Accuse the FBI of Islamophobia and anti-Semitism for droning Anwar al-Awlaki? Or just provide a license for Muslim anti-Semitism? Isn’t that what this is really about?

Nader said AIPAC knows how to work the media and ADC should demand equal time.

“They know how to accuse people of anti-Semitism if any issue on Israel is criticized, even though the worst anti-Semitism in the world today is against Arabs and Arab-Americans.”

So it’s just about hijacking a term that refers to bigotry against Jews by the people committing that bigotry.

But how can a regional majority whose religion has created a coalition of a billion followers around the world claim to be a persecuted minority? Even in the US, the FBI stats say that there are far more hate crimes against Jews than Muslims, but that’s just because it records actual hate crimes, not statistics Ralph Nader likes to invent.

“It’s [AIPAC] a lobby that’s using it’s constitutional right. Where’s the other side? The other side has a lot of truth on its side. It has a lot of human rights on its side. ADC, with its excessively modest budget because it’s not adequately supported by Arab Americans and non-Arab Americans who believe in justice and civil liberties regardless of ethnic background, look what they have done in terms of litigation and trying to educate the public,” he said.

The other side is CAIR, MSA, NAIT and a dozen other Muslim Brotherhood groups. It’s the Saudi lobby and their assorted front groups.

But where’s the human rights again? In Syria, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Gaza? I’m not seeing much here besides a brilliant plan to claim anti-Semitism should refer to Muslims. It’s like dealing with a guy who steals your shoes and then insists that they’re really his shoes.


128 Comments on “The type of logic that would go well on LGF: aging fossil Ralph Nader says that Jews should not monopolize the term “anti-Semitism” as Arabs suffer from ant-Semitism. Mr. Toot probably agrees.”

  1. Octopus says:

    I have found over the years that some of the worst anti-Jewish garbage comes from people who try to change the meaning of “anti-semitic” to mean Arabs. It’s a ludicrous argument, made only by the real Jew-haters.

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    Uch. How many times?? It’s a linguistic distinction and not a biological one.

  3. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I don’t see it catching on.

    Like this never really caught on.

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Did anyone get a screenshot of @morningforfl’s tweet about liberals putting Christians in concentration camps like Nazis did to the Jews?
    13 minutes ago

    It’s so important because it could bring down the entire conservative political wing if I can only prove irrefutably that they go over the top sometimes.

  5. rightymouse says:

    What is “ant-semitism”?? 🙂

    • Because olo says:

      Those are those anthills that shut down at sundown Friday. Then for 24 hours, the drones get it on with the queen while the workers don’t do anything.

  6. inspector fromage says:

    just checkin in

    so is charles icarus johnson still alive?

    • trebob says:

      He’s still tweeting, but considering the intelligence level of the tweets, it could be a scripting program doing the talking.


    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      He is still doing the good works (his self descripton, of course) for the proggy SJWs. However his GoFundMe attempt has fallen and can’t get up and appears to be somewhat comatose if not completely deceased.

      It seems going on Bob Cesspool’s poopcast and giggling about Ginger shitting on the floor is not as conducive to donations as say, Pam Geller’s going on all the national news shows and being interviewed about the American right to free speech and it’s being threatened by Muslim bullies and SJWs. Which equates to vast amounts of cash into her non-profit foundation for oppressed Muslim girls and women. Who knew?

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Some of what’s behind the current Chinese market shit show. Fake Capitalism engineered by top-down planning minus realistic calculations of sustainability always works out just great. I always knew that their great economic miracle was a lie and yet only recently we were told they’re a world class expanding economic powerhouse. Today they’re printing money (6 trillion) in order to go buy up the stock market and making rules to prevent selling or shorting upon penalty of imprisonment. And it’s to save their own skin. Neato!!! Feckless Commie thugs + a continent of resources + make Commies look good directive = Chinese shit show!!!

    This is Mr. Toot and the progturdites he worship’s idea of an economic plan for our society too. Instead of free market Capitalism they like this kind of government manipulations that picks the winners by ostensibly Social Justice but in reality cronyism, curruption and economic fraud. And it’s long ago with GM bailouts, QE stimulus which never did, 0 interest rates benefitting the wealthy but not savers and a stock market that mysteriously NEVER corrects.

    As Nixon might have said, they are all Keynesian statists now. Once upon a time, the grey beards of Wall Street would have been horrified by the printing press economics of today’s central banks, and would have had no trouble at all seeing that China is the greatest eruption of unsustainable debt, wasteful construction and rampant speculation in human history. It has precisely nothing to do with capitalism or any possible form of sustainable economic growth and wealth creation.

    In the process of taking its debt from $2 trillion in the year 2000 to $28 trillion at present, in fact, China has erected an endless string of uneconomic public facilities and industrial white elephants that boggle the mind. For instance, it has 1.1 billion tons of steel capacity——400-500 million tons more than its domestic economy will ever be able to use on a sustained, sell-through basis. In fact, its “excess” steel capacity is greater than the total steel industries of the US, Europe and Japan combined!

    Likewise, it ramped up a cement industry of 2 billion tons that is double or triple what will be needed when its construction of empty apartment buildings, unused airports, carless highways and bridges and pointless high speed rail lines finally comes to an end. Indeed, during the three years ending in 2014, China produced more cement than did the US during the entire 20th century.

    The parade of excess capacity and white elephants is virtually endless and includes copper products, aluminum, solar panels, construction machinery, ship-building and every manner of consumer goods. That used to be called “malinvestment”, and its what happens when central banks flood the world with uneconomic credit and governments override every semblance of financial discipline and honest calculation via endless bailouts and safety nets for gamblers.

    So now China’s domestic hothouse has reached the limits of credit fueled asset expansion. The great maw of its absurdly overbuilt industries is already heaving up deflationary gales on world markets. Its iron ore and steel industries, for example, are literally crashing and flooding markets with more cheap steel than has ever before been imagined:

    Ore with 62 percent content delivered to Qingdao sank 5.1 percent to $49.60 a dry ton on Tuesday, falling for a ninth day to the lowest since April 13, according to Metal Bulletin Ltd. Prices entered a bear market on Monday, dropping more than 20 percent from a June high. On the Dalian Commodity Exchange, futures plunged 7.2 percent to a record low on Wednesday, while the August contract on Singapore Exchange Ltd. fell to $42.20.

    The trend echoes a similar one in steel in the second half of last year, when Chinese exports of excess supplies sent prices tumbling 30 percent. The nation’s aluminum industry quadrupled in the past decade with smelters churning out record amounts of the metal used in everything from packaging to car bumpers.

    Metals including nickel and silver on the Shanghai Futures Exchange fell to their daily limits, while rubber entered a bear market. The volume of copper traded was almost six times the three-month average. Steel rebar and iron ore, as well as eggs, sugar and soybean meal dropped to the lowest level allowed by their exchanges.

    Beijing’s profoundly stupid attempt to keep the Ponzi going by levitating the stock market is now coming home to roost domestically, as well. An increasing number of car buyers in China are canceling their purchases and risking forfeiture of their down payments after the recent stock-market rout.

    According to Cui Dongshu, secretary-general of China’s Passenger Car Association, auto sales fell last month for the first time in more than two years:

    “The plunging stock market is essentially a meat grinder, shredding money meant for buying cars.”
    At the end of the day, the firestorm now engulfing the China’s stock market will shake the regime itself. China’s current maximum ruler, Xi Jinping, is self-evidently an economically illiterate thug. Accordingly, there is no measure he will not try in order to arrest the current meltdown.

    But as one observer noted, he has put the regime on the line. When the current desperate measures finally fail, China could well descend into social and economic chaos:

    • kbdabear says:

      China has millions more males in the 18-35 age group than females. Millions of guys who ain’t never gonna get laid, broke, and angry.

      Meanwhile, China is building an archipelago of man-made island bases in the South China Sea, daring King Putt to stop them.

      War does a lot to reduce surplus males in the population

      • trebob says:

        Millions of guys who ain’t never gonna get laid, broke, and angry.

        Sounds like they need to move to Culver CIty and become bloggers.

      • Because olo says:

        They need to hire Dr. Blowupdoll. The crazy guy who keeps hooting “we’re all gonna die”. He knows exactly how they can build a factory with stimulus money that will keep all those males from going Kung Fu all over themselves.

  8. Octopus says:

    As we’ve noted time and again, Chunky calls anyone who disagrees with his fringe-Left idiocy “batshit-crazy,” or some derivation of that. It’s a time-tested tactic of totalitarians, diagnosing people who don’t share the dominant political ideology with insanity. It’s been used for decades in the Soviet Union and China. The Left would apply this forceful methodology in the US, if they could get away with it.

  9. Octopus says:

    But you and Gustavo are on Twitter everyday, 24/7/365. Today is no different. 😆

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Progturd SJWs continue to advocate making free speech a crime. Can’t make a proper totalitarian thugocracy without breaking a few eggs like basic constitutional rights, after all.

    • rightymouse says:

      This is an example of why I laugh at the left’s insistence that they are reasonable, tolerant & accepting. They are angry bullies.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Lots of #NowPlaying Amazon spamming going on in Chunky’s Twitter timeline.

    Those Cheetos don’t pay for themselves y’know… 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    Gus must be hitting the Sterno a little early to be wandering so close to this particular slope. 😆

    Er, wait a minute. I typed “slope”.

    Does that make me a racist?

    I can’t find my Race Detective™ decoder ring so I don’t know!

    Geez, I hope not! 😮

    • Pakimon says:

      I e-mailed Chunky asking for another decoder ring and he peevishly replied that I should check my White Privilege at the door.

      • Because olo says:

        Weren’t all you cave men black? Toot needs to keep up on his anthropology.

      • Pakimon says:

        We cavemen were a diverse bunch but uniformly hairy and sammich craving. 😀

        Chunkles got his anthropology training from watching The Flintstones.

        Fun Fact: Eating brontosaurus burgers and washing it down with Cactus Cola makes you gassy. 😆

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here it comes. This has been suspected for a number of years as they’ve unraveled the patterns of solar activity cycles. And evidently these models ARE predicting the solar activity fairly accurately. It’s going to be fun watching the Climate Change idiots insisting it’s warming as everyone’s freezing their asses off.

    The new model of the Sun’s solar cycle is producing unprecedentedly accurate predictions of irregularities within the Sun’s 11-year heartbeat.
    It draws on dynamo effects in two layers of the Sun, one close to the surface and one deep within its convection zone.
    Predictions from the model suggest that solar activity will fall by 60 per cent during the 2030s to conditions last seen during the ‘mini ice age’ that began in 1645, according to the results presented by Prof Valentina Zharkova at the National Astronomy Meeting in Llandudno.
    The model predicts that the pair of waves become increasingly offset during Cycle 25, which peaks in 2022.
    During Cycle 26, which covers the decade from 2030-2040, the two waves will become exactly out of synch and this will cause a significant reduction in solar activity.
    ‘In cycle 26, the two waves exactly mirror each other – peaking at the same time but in opposite hemispheres of the Sun,’ said Zharkova.
    ‘Their interaction will be disruptive, or they will nearly cancel each other.
    ‘We predict that this will lead to the properties of a ‘Maunder minimum”

  14. pineapple says:

    Klys says “Climate change effects: ongoing.”

    Please tell me what the fuck does this tweet have to do with climate change?

    What NWS Spokane is saying here is because of the wildfires this eddy can be seen from space, an occurrence that usually isn’t visible.

    Satellite imagery is getting better and we’ve always had wildfires and wind dummy.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Good thing you didn’t live in SE Asia and watch the countries around you fall to Communism. It was bad enough that the Domino theory was true. Dumbass.

  16. pineapple says:


    Goos was seen running from the scene…… his shopping cart insurance policy had lapsed.

    • pineapple says:

      Hmmm I guess you can’t paste a local jpg?

      • Because olo says:


      • pineapple says:

        I stumbled across a head on collision involving two shopping carts on a city sidewalk using Google Earth street view. They were tipped over after colliding with their contents spilling all over the place. Only one pissed off homeless person in view.

        It was such a bizarre find I did a screen capture.

    • Abu's All of Cleveland Gots a Obama Phone says:

      Goos is always a prime suspect if the crime was committed near a dumpster. Pot pies are usually discarded on Friday afternoon, so he might be on surveillance video along with other unemployed hate-filled foreigners.

      I say cut off their aid and make them earn the right to Tweet. Fuckin’ losers!

      penis penis penis lol

      • Abu Clarence Fender-Orviille Gibson says:

        Sorry if my last post seemed harsh. I’m pissed Charles hasn’t had a JOB in 15 years. We taxpayers are providing Cheetos and Dew-urinal bottles to him for his insane Tweets.
        Not that Fuckface reads here. I just had to vent about my week’s end while Fuckface has no employer, other than the alleged underage Asian slave trade ads he runs.

        I wonder why guitar companies don’t advertise on LGF? It couldn’t be his vile, leftist views, could it? Or Is it no one wants his pathetic guitar services, Yeah, that’s it.

  17. Because NTTAWWT says:

  18. Because NTTAWWT says:

    • Because olo says:

      • Octopus says:

        Celebrity Spokesperson For New Hooters: Lena Dunham!

        Ace had a hilarious story up tonight, about how her boyfriend was using the gay marriage thing as a stalling-tactic, saying they’d marry when all people could get married, regardless of genitalia. Now that gay marriage is okay all over, except in Muslim enclaves in the US and worldwide, said boy-toy is saying…um, let’s not rush into anything. 😆

      • Pammy Cakes says:

        Pam Geller sure has a good set of hooters but I am not sure if she is playing with Confederate money if you get my drift.

      • Because olo says:

        Sure thing, Stank. BTW, Ron called and said he wants you to pick up another can of Crisco for you mom’s butt.

      • Because olo says:

  19. Pakimon says:

    Still blathering on about The Ginger Chuck.

    I don’t recall The Ginger Chuck tweeting that at all and we were all laughing and monitoring the Suprerslam event between The Jiggly Jazzy Ponytail of Doom and The Ginger Avenger pretty closely.

    Going to have to call bullshit on that one.

    Just another example of Chunkles trying to “glom on” with one of his “Me Too! Me Too!” tweets. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Did way too much yardwork last night. Need to ease into the day, with a warm-up. Nothing better than yoga, for working out the kinks. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      Professor Pakimog scientific boob analysis indicate she sweating yet appear chilly at same time.

      Professor Pakimog hypothesize that she have fever and should see doctor!

      Guy in video notice too!

      That why he keep distance! He don’t want to catch cold!

  21. Pakimon says:

    Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets example of ‘Proof of Global Warmening”!

    Feminists are conflicted yet outraged!

    It is verbotten to use women’s unmentionables to make your point!

    Even if it’s a silly one!

    *Found and shamelessly stolen borrowed from Ace’s

    • rightymouse says:

      Modern feminists have zero sense of humor. The old ones did. Look at Bella Abzug, for pete’s sake. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      M’lady will be going back to a heavier undergarment soon, perhaps one made of wool. Billions will shiver. 😯 (where oh where is Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer when we really need him?)
      Earth heading for ‘mini ice age’ within 15 years
      River Thames could freeze over in 2030s when Northern Hemisphere faces bitterly cold winters, scientists say

      I wonder if perhaps women will stop the current practice of ripping out their pubic-hair by the roots, and letting it flourish the way God intended, for a bit of added warmth. One-hundred-percent a merkin, as it were.

  22. Octopus says:

    Gus was three Sternos to the wind last night, again. 😆

    It’s so weird, the way he winds down like a wind-up toy.

    • Pakimon says:

      I can picture him slumped on the floor of the garage every night, bleary-eyed and slack-jawed with a strand of drool dangling from his chin before he keels over into unconsciousness, the Obamaphone slipping from his chicken pot pie crusted fingers and clattering on the unyielding cold cement floor… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That’s perfect, Pak. I can almost hear the clatter of the dropped-phone, skittering across the cement, getting batted further by the mangy cat…sometimes he can’t find it right away in the moanin’, and we don’t hear from him until afternoon.

    • Pakimon says:

      Poor Gus.

      He hasn’t been the same since his run-in with the neighborhood dudebros.

      • rightymouse says:

        San Francisco street art….

      • Because olo says:

        That’s one serious dickhead.

      • Octopus says:

        That was a rough night. The hippocampus shut down at .30 alcohol-%, sparing him the long-term memories of how he was abused sexually before being taped to the lamppost. The giant dildo that became his horn was streaked with blood, before somebody cleaned it with whizz. You can see a charred can of Sterno on the ground, bottom-right. He was drinking “Flaming Argentine Flag” shots, before he lost track of things.

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    Ack. Now he’s TransCanadian.

  24. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    • Octopus says:

      Nice religion you’ve got there, Furious and P-LOL. 😆

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      I was just a gonna post the link. Wonder what would be the reaction if the NYT had this on page one above the fold.

      Block quote below:
      “They did not escape before IS marched in two years ago, building a Sharia court on the football pitch and imposing a regime where grisly public executions take place by stoning and crucifixion in the main square after mosque prayers on a Friday.”

      You keep using that word “prayer” but don’t think it means what you think.

      I was unable to finish the article. Maybe later. Maybe not.

      I hate to paint with a broad brush (except about whites, natch) but what kind of animals are these and who knows how to wind their watches, as it were? We know.

      • Octopus says:

        In any other American era besides this politically-correct one, the media and politicians would be calling this death-cult out unequivocally and constantly. Instead, we have the tacit acceptance of the horror, from the self-identified Liberal MSM and those who get their lo-info glurge straight from their teats. When Fox News and the conservative blogosphere dare to call these monsters by their true names, the liberal outrage is extreme.

  25. Because olo says:

  26. Octopus says:

    Climate Chaos OMFG!!1!-type “scientists” are losing their shit, psychologically as well as experientially. Somebody help them! 😆

    • Because olo says:


      People who see that the end us nigh have always been with us. The conventional explanation is that they’re crazy, and that causes the visions of doom. They seem to be turning that cause-and-effect around. The visions of doom, caused by clairvoyance, are causing then to get crazy.

      Let’s apply that to the bum on a soapbox circa 1933 with a “REPENT” sign. The bum wasn’t crazy, we made him crazy by not heeding his warning.

      I think I gots it.

  27. Because olo says:

    This has something to do with Mr. Toot.

  28. Because olo says:

  29. Octopus says:

    Of course it does, Gus. You are a brave man, for speaking out against the ugly racism that afflicts tennis. 😆

  30. Because olo says:
  31. Because olo says:

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah. Toot. I know you wish you were rich. But you aren’t.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Yeah he fucks gorgeous chicks too and gets to fire people. Dream on fat ponytail boy. All you can do is impotently block people LOL!

      • Because olo says:

        And he gets to talk about floorpooping on a ‘radio’ show that isn’t really on the radio when somebody else is on vacation.

        Life doesn’t get much groovier than that.

  32. kbdabear says:

    What’s YOUR service record from 1971 to 1974, Toot?

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah, he is old enough, isn’t he? Maybe Ginger ought to do a little investigative journalism.

      • kbdabear says:

        We know that Toot would have been required to register for the draft on his 18th birthday, which would be April 13, 1971. The Vietnam War was still raging pretty hard at that time, and the draft lotteries until 1973 and draft registration was suspended by President Ford in late 1975. Draft registration was restored by Jimmah Cahtah in 1980 after the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

        Toot was torturing neighbors and their dogs in Hawaii in 1971, I think he was playing in clubs the next few years. Toot supported the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and King Putt’s “kinetic military actions” in Libya, Syria, Iraq, and Yemen and fully supports going to war against that homophobe h8r Putin even though he hasn’t spent a day in military service.

    • pineapple says:

      Trump is trolling the libtards hard…… the libtards are following for it, hook, line, and sinker.

      I love it.

  33. Because olo says:

    Holy shit. THIS is what you call a journalist.

    In another life she was probably a nun who taught 6th grade. To boys.

  34. Because olo says:

    BTW, for all the SJW girls in the class here, that’s how a woman says “NO MEANS NO”. Now take note, and take charge.

    • OLT's We've Struck Ponytail Grease says:

      I wish she had crawled through the camera and kicked that idiot’s ass.

      If looks could kill, he’d have left in a basket.

  35. JimboXL says:

    Trump is so unusual in the ever bland, ever worthless, and ever backstabbing Republican Party that he is standing out easily. Jeb Bush is as condescending and hateful toward the average American more so toward conservatives as any progressive pig on the Internet, he just puts an R next to his name.

    Meanwhile, where are the Dim primaries going to be held, in an antiquities Museum. How can the youth in the Dim party, even the dimmest ones get excited for political artifacts running on the Dim side? Dims have to flood the country with 3rd worlders who are illiterate even in their native language to get one of these fossils elected.

  36. Pakimon says:

    It’s a late night in Culver City and a rotund ponytailed Twitterwarrior is scrolling through Twitter with one hand while trying to “take aim” into an empty Mountain Dew bottle with the other.

    Suddenly, a “vicious smear” directed * gasp * at HIM flashes by on his monitor!

    It’s that Breivik Influences graph that shows that LGF was cited 33 times in his manifesto!

    The shock of seeing this “vicious smear” still circulating on Twitter causes the corpulent Twitter commando’s aim to go awry. His urine stream goes wild and splashes everywhere like a water blast from an unattended fire hose going full bore!

    His lap, his keyboard, his monitor, his large bowl of Cheetos, his stack of avocado and artisanal cheese sandwiches… the urine soaks everything yet not a drop in the Mountain Dew bottle which lays on the floor empty and mocking.

    In a fury of rage and unbridled peevishness, the husky ponytailed Twitter wizard wipes the urine off his keyboard and prepares to do battle!

    Time for Operation Damage Control!

    • rightymouse says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Will this be enough?!

      What if they actually READ his insipid “debunking” and see it for what it is… a steaming pile of crap that only the most imbecilic morons of the Twitterverse would believe?

      Distracted by his fretting, the Man With The Jazzy Ponytail reaches into his bowl for some Cheetos and comes out with handful of orange drippy goo, having forgot that his wayward urine cannon had transformed his bowl of Cheetos into a nightmarish bowl of orange soup.

      He must stay on the path despite this setback!

      Through the fog of irritation and peevishness, an idea forms.

      The people talking about the hated graph are African Americans!

      A few well placed “trigger words” will distract them and keep them from reading his “debunking”!

      Let’s see… “racist” and “far right” should set them into a rage!

      To battle!!!!

    • Pakimon says:

      A slavish Twitter sycophant and nincompoop comes the The girthsome ponytailed Twitterwarrior”s defense!

      He presents a link from a “wingnut” website that isn’t particularly helpful yet at this point, it’s better than his insipid “debunking”!

      He feverish wipes off the orange goo from the keys of his keyboard left from his encounter with the bowl of orange stinking Cheetos cereal before his last post and begins to type.

  37. Pakimon says:

    The Fat Ponytailed TwitterFuhrer;s work isn’t done yet!

    He must denounce the transgressor!

    His sycophants will know what to do…. block… and REPORT!

    • Pakimon says:

      In case his sycophants are too stupid to know what to do, the rotund ponytailed TwitterGeneralissimo decides to give them a hint.

      Twitter combat is thirsty work and tiring.

      Nothing like Mountain Dew to quench his thirst and give him a power boost!

      He looks around for this life-giving elixer yet only sees the empty Mountain Dew bottle on the floor in a puddle of urine, still empty… still mocking.

      He mutters to himself in peevish irritation and types.

    • Pakimon says:

      Sensing the mighty ponytailed TwitterCommissar is in distress, both the loyal sycophant and his fellow Ginger Chuck hunter pat him on the head.

      Chunkles fumes that such consoling won’t remove the urine from his bowl of Cheetos.

      Better reply anyway.

    • Pakimon says:

      Another sycophant chimes in yet the damage is already done.

      The Girthsome Ponytailed TwitterKing of Awesomeness is hungry and tired.

      He eyes the sagging, urine soaked stack of avocado and artisanal cheese sandwiches on his desk and ponders.

      They can’t ALL be soaked, can they?

      He reaches towards the sagging stack to explore this possibility and notices that his earlier frantic keyboard wiping has splattered orange bits of goo onto the sandwiches, making the stack look like some sort of freckled ginger troll.

      He recoils in horror and realizes his hunger will not be relieved, at least not for now.

      He peevishly tweets one last time and waddles off to bed, knowing tomorrow is a new day.

      finis 😀

  38. Juan Epstein says:

    Sorry, Broski, you had more influence on Breviek than the Confederate Flag had on Roof.
    Your boy is still the champ.

  39. Juan Epstein says:

    Yeah, and he was “mad” at you the same way Roof was “mad” that there was no one taking action and that the KKK only existed online.

    You are the KKK in this scenario.

  40. rightymouse says:

  41. rightymouse says:

    And don’t forget that Fatso thought a menuboard was Breitbart’s laptop. What a dumbass! lol!

  42. swamprat says:

    Yeah. Breivik was mad at charles for pointing him in one direction and then changing. I am not sure if this was in the time period when charles began denying his own history.

    As Charles Johnson of American anti-Jihad blog Little Green Footballs [4] commented: “Journalists are no longer in the business of simply reporting facts and events; increasingly, they see their job as ‘activism’, and the points of view they promote are invariably leftist and transnationalist. Honest journalists will admit this outright, and we see the pernicious effects of this information manipulation and filtering everywhere”.
    Europe is controlled by a Eurabian elite that is both unwilling and incapable of protecting free speech from Muslim intimidation, which is why many Europeans have become free speech refugees on American websites such as Robert Spencer’s and Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs [130].


    DP111, an articulate British commentator at such websites as Jihad Watch, Little Green Footballs and Fjordman’s blog, points out that as Muslim families are very large, a single wage earner will find it hard to support all. They will need to supplement this by getting considerable benefits from the state.

    • swamprat says:

      As Charles Johnson [32] of blog Little Green Footballs dryly commented, this is an interesting viewpoint: Only by receiving special treatment and instituting a medieval religious legal code can Muslims be treated “equally”.

      • swamprat says:

        however, here are some excerpts on one page which defend charles’ position:

        In late 2007 and early 2008, I was involved in a heated argument with the American blog Little Green Footballs and its owner Charles Johnson

        The LGF-crowd thinks that Europeans must prove that we are 100% “ideologically pure” before we should be granted the right to fight for our continued existence.

        ….Little Green Footballs, which never misses an opportunity to denounce “Fascists”, ….

        …Pamela Geller, Paul Belien, Diana West, the Baron and Dymphna from the Gates of Vienna blog and many others, being at the receiving end of a vicious smear campaign from Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs

        If he continues to undermine those confronting Islamic infiltration, it will become increasingly difficult for LGF to present itself as an anti-Jihad website at all.

    • swamprat says:

      OK. The sentences and source references are quoting from fjordman. I didn’t see that before.

      This applies to my comments below, also.

      But you can’t change the fact that fjordman was part and parcel of LGF before charles thought things were getting out of hand.
      And fjordman was a Breivik influence by any reasonable method of measurement.

  43. swamprat says:

    Pretty much, Breivik liked and used Little Green Footballs as a source or reference and then became disenchanted with LGF as charles would not accept the increasingly rabid elements of the anti-jihad movement. He bailed out when things got too crazy for him
    He was right to do so, but he lies about his own history which is not smart as his claims can now be checked.

  44. swamprat says:

    Much dreck to be sure, but I wanted the actual quotes to be posted for future reference.

  45. inspector fromage says:

    Bigger over-rated has-been fossil

    Charles Icarus Johnson or Ralph Nader