Can’t find any Islamic love

LGF’s resident online ISIS wannabe Pro-Tard Loser whines that his Imam can’t find him a mate. He admits that the Islamic community is bigoted against people with autism.

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Pro-Tard should have done research on Islam before he took the Shahada to appear cool and hip on LGF.

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97 Comments on “Can’t find any Islamic love”

  1. Octopus says:

    Oh, heavens me. This is just too much tragedy. 😆

    I love Dad’s persistent message: “Toughen up.” Just not getting through. But…there’s “no tolerance in the Muslim community.” Oh, those mean old Muslims!

    His rant ends with the same hopeless bleating that he’s been expressing for the past couple of years, at least. How he hasn’t gone ‘splodey or murder-spree yet, is the biggest mystery. I would hope the authorities are keeping an eye on P-LOL, because…tick…tick…BOOM!

    Have you looked into the Thai ladyboy market, Tardis?

  2. trebob says:

    […] which feeds into the issues I have with Republicans.

    Republicans are responsible for you not being able to find a girl or boy friend? You are a joke WARTard. Listen to your Father, he has the best advice for you, “MAN UP!” Do you really think a girl (or guy) is gonna fall over for you when you tell them, “I’m a special autistic little snowflake and because I’m vulnerable you, as my friend, will have to care for me and make me feel better about myself.”? No one wants that. Individual people have their own personal problems and they don’t like having to carry a worthless know-nothing around who only whines about obvious stresses that everyone on Earth has regularly.

    At least you’ve learned that life isn’t fair, you only get out of it what you put into it. A system that favours the doers and the people who try to make the most of every day is what we have. If you want to improve your lot in life, you are certainly able to do so at a moments notice. Go get a better job if you don’t like the call center gig. Or, better yet, try to be the absolute best employee the company has and you’ll be promoted, receive better compensation and have all those things you see your more motivated peers enjoying daily. Remember though, YOU don’t get to decide you’re the best employee at your company, your supervisors do that. It’s a huge mistake special snowflakes always seem to make.

    Now I need to go back to my work, so I have to let you wallow in your self pity. Of course you never, ever read here, so you won’t get the benefit of my sage advice.

    Mores the pity.

  3. Because olo says:

    Inflatables. They never judge. They may leak, though.

    Let me introduce you to a scientist who knows all about climate and refrigerators and inflatables and sluts.

  4. Bunk X says:

    “…I explained that a friend would be a guardian of sorts, because of my vulnerability.”
    Yow.

  5. Because olo says:

    “I work at a call-center job, and can’t get into my field.”

    Isn’t hopenchange grand?

  6. Captain Death says:

    He sounds as if he might have Asperbergers.

  7. I almost feel sorry for the Imam that has to deal with protardliberal.

    Islam is bigoted against people with disabilities? That’s for damn sure. I can think of some other groups they don’t particularly like either.

  8. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s bitching and weeping about sites that use click-bait for fun and profit. Instead of h8ting, you fat loser, why don’t you jump into that field? You couldn’t possibly be any less successful than you are now. You have no integrity or reputation now, that isn’t negative. It’s a no-brainer. Just do it, and stop begging!

    • Because olo says:

      Clickbait? You mean all-Ginger-all-the-time isn’t the hotdogest business plan on the net?

      I know!

      1. Dominionists
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!!!

      • Octopus says:

        Maybe a return to “All-Pam,” all the time? I think a lot of the Occupoop-crowd he courts now are confused by “Dominionists,” and think he’s talking about Big Corporate Pizza. Very scary, but also convenient. Especially after some tasty bud. The Ginger thing, they get really confused, and think he’s muttering about himself, like a crazy old bugger. “Chuck Johnson, he’s not me, you see!” They think he’s struggling with his political orientation again — a few of them are familiar with the Old Chunky, who wanted to nuke Mecca and close all the mosques in America.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Not a Muslim.

    Not Rain Man.

  10. theebl says:

    Hanging around Charles Johnson can’t be helping much in the finding love department.

  11. Because olo says:

    If the shoe fits… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  12. Because olo says:

    Why don’t you try just one for starters?

    • Octopus says:

      Even one job is impossible to coordinate with a 24/7 Twitter addiction. Why can’t Gustavo get paid for that valuable service to humanity?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It’s absolutely do-able. I once had a job at a place called Po’ Folks and also at Noble Roman’s pizza. It worked out because i could do morning prep at the pizza place, get done by noon and wait tables at the hick franchise at night. In between I practiced my trumpet which was my real passion in those days.

      I ended up walking out on the Noble Roman’s job though because the manager, an obese black chick had evidently learned her management skills from I’m guessing her mother screaming at her. She cornered we, the morning crew in the kitchen in a rage one day insisting we’d screwed up the salad bar setup. Which we probably did because it was a new corporate thing. But she wanted us to stay late and fix everything. But I’d had enough of the yelling and quietly removed my apron and left to her sputtering.

    • Bunk X says:

  13. kbdabear says:

    Here’s a hint. Sharapova is drop dead gorgeous, doesn’t look like a guy, and doesn’t constantly whine about how awful her life is because RACISSSSS

    • Octopus says:

      Serena’s not hurtin’ for money, either. Somewhere around $145M net worth, as of the latest reckoning. She’ll be a money-making icon for the rest of her life, too. Unless she blows her image with a horrible scandal, which is always a possibility. Hello, Cosby! 😯

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      You and my wife agree on Serena. However I’m much more in her court (pun intended!) She is awfully sweet when she speaks. She’s only a killer bitch on the court. She’s pals with all those chicks she beats the crap out of too. I agree Sharapova is a beauty and it seems their rivalry isn’t in playing tennis since Serena has all the trophys but rather the commercial viability. Sharapova’s doing a great job in that area but of course, you won’t get many black girls to buy her bling.

    • pineapple says:

      This guy Judd is a typical libtard weenie.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Really, as a model? Why would she give up tennis to be a model? When she can make millions doing endorsements and putting her name on product lines and still be a famous tennis player. I mean I’m sure someone of that caliber of physique and fitness can easily strap on some high heels and strut up and down the runway but I’m sure if she wanted to be doing it she’d be doing it.

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yeesh. People have to at some point in life realize either love comes your way or it doesn’t. If you’re homely, fat, neurotic, a loser convert to Islam and clearly displaying symptoms of Assburgers or Awetism you may well just be up life’s creek without a paddle. Find a hobby.

    Hey since Muzzy didn’t work for him why not try the LGBLT crowd? Some freakazoid out there somewhere will likely have a thing for Rainman types.

    TARDO’s plight has inspired a new song. Sung to the tune of “I Can’t Smile Without You”. Apologies to Barry Manilow. You guys don’t have to thank me.

    I Can’t Smile, Uh Oh Fart

    You know I can’t smile, no can’t do
    I can’t smile, no can’t do
    I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
    I’m finding it hard to do anything
    You see I feel sad ‘cuz I’m sad
    I feel bad, like Rainman
    If you only knew what I’m going through
    I just can’t smile, uh oh fart

    I came along just doing things wrong
    Assburgers all day
    Who would have believed that Islam was key
    Now my Imam won’t find me a mate

    You know I can’t smile, no can’t do
    I can’t smile, no can’t do
    I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
    I’m finding it hard to do anything
    You see I feel sad ‘cuz I’m sad
    I feel bad, real bad
    If you only knew what I’m going through
    I just can’t smile

    ASSCLAP, BM (ow my) I

  15. Because olo says:

    Portlandia!

  16. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      Science!
      Everything is everything

      • Octopus says:

        So, women can produce semen in both their bone-marrow and the Bartholin’s Gland. Why are they still putting up with dirty, rape-y men? 😕

      • rightymouse says:

        And all this time I thought my son snuck by two forms of birth control because he was a great swimmer. Now I know it was my Bartholin gland. Holy crap!!

      • Because olo says:

        The speelign is preshious, two.

    • Pakimon says:

      On the first day God created women.

      On the second day God created men

      On the third day God created sammiches

      On the forth day women made sammiches and fed them to the men and it was good. 😀

      • Because olo says:

        Not until the sixth day, when he created beer. Then everything was copasetic. But he had to create that seventh day in order to for men drink it. Then it took him a few thousand more year before he remembered to create TV and buffalo wings. Ugh.

      • rightymouse says:

        Don’t forget potstickers. 🙂

  17. trebob says:

    Somehow, Charles neglects to mention that it was Fritz Hollings (Democrat) who originally put the battle flag on the capital dome, to stick his finger in the (GOP’s) civil rights movement and he forgot to mention (an oversight I’m sure) that it was a Republican who moved it off the dome and onto the capital grounds and it was a Republican who was in charge overseeing it’s removal entirely. Some update is probably being concocted as speak to correct these petty oversights.

    Funny, a whole article in the Atlantic with a title like a brief history of the confederate flag failed to mention Hollings at all. Went from 1865 to 1988 with nothing in between. Pretty sure that was unintentional too.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/06/confederate-flag-south-carolina-history/396695/

    (Do I really need sarc tags?)

  18. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Your Obamaphone is in danger.

  19. Pakimon says:

    I’d bet this kitteh gets all the pot pies it wants. 😆

  20. pineapple says:

    Now that Ginger is gone Toot knows Hoft and Shapiro would squish him like a bug, that is if they even noticed him at all.

    Toot being overly melodramatic again. His schtick is really getting old.

    “Hoft’s comment section has become an absolute sewer of open racism and hate speech. It’s always been bad, but now it’s literally identical to Stormfront.”.

    He’s only said this about a half dozen times before.

    He’s about due to announce his righteous departure from the right again…… yawn.

  21. Because olo says:

    Working?

    • Because olo says:

      Guus tweets but not when working or operating heavy machinery. Or occasionally sleeping. Or dumpster diving. Or is that what he means by “working”? I guess it might be hazardous to go swimming through all that paper and cardboard with a lit doobee.

      • Octopus says:

        “Heavy machinery” = stolen grocery cart

      • Because olo says:

        I still cross the street when I see people pushing grocery carts down the sidewalk. Especially when they’re talking to themselves.

      • Octopus says:

        The grocery carts can be dangerous, in the hands of the wrong hobo. They get pushed into traffic, run over people’s feet, become property worth fighting bum-fighting over, etc. Gustavo is right not to operate his when he’s baked, which is every night. Just stay in the garage, until you pass out.

    • pineapple says:

      washing machine

  22. Because olo says:

    Hey Potus. You’re being addressed by Gen. Gus. Achtung! Pay attention!

  23. Because olo says:

    Not quite unicorn power, but…

  24. Because olo says:

  25. Minnow says:

    Jon Carey “We will not be rushed.”

    Hahahahahahahahahaha – Jon Carry…..

    Loser Demo.

  26. Minnow says:

    Oh, and as for this mental case attention whore trying to do something with his penis-penis-penis……

    You, sir, are mentally ill.

    There is no hope.

    It appears to stem from parents who took no interest in you and you are, now, acting out all sorts of bullshit.

    Guess what little boy?

    Life is FULL of ups and downs. For you to think your story is horrid and unique is pathetic. There are so many people in the world who have endured true hardship – and who have overcome it….

    To listen to your whiny bullshit is really sad. You are an embarrassment.

    Spit.

    Get over yourself you little piece of shit.

  27. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Islamic love…

    http://www.therebel.media/_shunned_a_film_about_palestinian_gays_and_lesbians_in_israel

    See, in North America, we argue over whether or not bakeries should be compelled to bake gay wedding cakes. In much of the Muslim world, the gay rights issues are different: they debate whether to hang gays, as they do in Iran; or throw them off the tops of buildings, as they do in the new Islamic State.

    Shunned shows western liberal audiences — who often condemn Israel, for trumped up “human rights offenses” — that when it comes to basic civil rights, Israel is miles ahead of any other country in the region.

    I think P-LOL is overlooking a very fruitful avenue of passionate completion. Double your pool of prospects, Stick-Insect. You know you want to. Man the fuck up, sonny. 🙂

    • Because olo says:

      I’m going pedantic here because that Woody Allen quip was bullshirt. Going bi may double the number of people you may be interested in, but it only adds a few percent to the number of people who might be interested in you.

      Sorry, math is hard.

  28. Octopus says:

    Looks like Greece is going to be cut a break, by the German overlords. Thank Gott! I was starting to think we’d have to cancel. I want to go over there with thousands of colorful Euros, and make it rain. While doing the Greek dance, and downing some ouzo.

    • Because olo says:

      Your greenbacks would have gotten you a lot more if the krauts did take them out to the spankensched, like they were threatening. This isn’t good news for your trip.

      The US administration had something to do with this, and we’ll find out what it was in 2017.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Presented for your amusement.

    The inner workings of the mind of a corpulent ponytailed has-been as he tries to regain relevance and kickstart his GoFundMe account.

    It all begins with a typical libturded idea farted out on Twitter.

    • Pakimon says:

      Holy Cheetos Batman! 46 tweets and 49 favorites!

      The rotund ponytailed social justice race warrior may be onto something!

      His Mountain Dew fueled little brain kicks into overdrive and comes up with this “gem” of an idea!

    • Pakimon says:

      Hmmm.

      Abit of a drop in retweets and favorites but no matter!

      It is time for the obese race detecting social justice Twitterwarrior to make people take notice of his brilliant idea!

    • Pakimon says:

      Another substantial drop in retweets and favorites.

      No problem! The corpulent ponytailed blog wizard will tweet the S.C. governor directly!

      After all, he is a world renowned blogger and Twitterwarrior and jazz guitarist of stature and girth!

    • Pakimon says:

      Another substantial drop in retweets and favorites!

      Maybe everyone noticed the period The girthsome ponytailed mastermind cleverly put in front of Nikki Haley’s twitter handle so it wouldn’t go directly to her Twitter account.

      It’s understandable.

      It would be problematic if she responded with a reply along the lines of “That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard!” or worse yet, her blocking The Chunkster without comment!

      Time for Plan B!

      He’ll beg the libturd imbeciles of the Twitterverse to retweet his idea!

  30. Pakimon says:

    Holy urine filled Mountain Dew bottles Batman!

    42 retweets and 21 favorites!

    The rotund social justice detecting race warrior is back in business!

    Soon it’ll go viral and he’ll become famous and the cash will be rolling in at his GoFundMe account!

    Better lead the retweet charge by… what else… retweeting!

    • Pakimon says:

      Rut Roh!

      Another substantial drop in retweets and favorites!

      And what’s this?!

      Someone is mocking the idea that taking down the confederate flag will end racism!

      And he’s jewish!

      It must be stopped! Nothing must stand in the way of the corpulent ponytailed blogger’s path to fame and riches!

      He must attack with a mind shattering display of peevishness!

    • Pakimon says:

      Fire two!

      The peevishness torpedoes are running hot, straight and true at the SS Shapiro!

      Never mind that Captain Corpulence has disarmed the torpedoes by putting a period in front of Ben Shapiro’s twitter handle.

      Mustn’t risk a responding depth charge barrage of mockery and ridicule!

    • Pakimon says:

      The stress has the rotund ponytailed social justice race detective all tuckered out.

      He wraps up his Twitter evening with some sniveling before he waddles off to bed.

      Will he sleep well, knowing that his “brilliant idea” has been exploded on the launch pad?

      The Magic Eight Ball says he will sleep the sleep of the cranky and peevish. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Postscript:

        Still no activity on Chunkles’ GoFundMe account.

        Damn that Ben Shapiro! Damn him and his fellow wingnuts all to Heeeeeeeell!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That was hilarious, Pak. 😆

        You just know Chunky was feeling the worm turn, deep beneath the pannus, imagining himself vaulted into the public eye on the waxed-wings of the Confederate flag. “Oh God, please go viral!” He prayed for the first time in many years…since the night he prayed for a positive return phone-call from Pam. We all know how that one turned out.

        Bree will not be returning for the ceremony, as she is awaiting trial on July 27 for her previous unilateral decision to take down the Rebel flag. 😦

  31. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    .@benshapiro Everybody knows people like you will still be just as racist after the SC Confederate flag comes down.
    10 hours ago

    It’s comical the way the pasty faced ghoulish Tooty Fruit throws the term racist around. Hurling it at Jews and Hispanics, even blacks. He’s become such the libtard he’s like a progressive except with a clown nose and bicycle horn. I guess that’s caused by the desparation.

  32. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Olbermann’s shit-canned again as predicted by virtually everyone.

    http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2015/07/03/espn-wants-keith-olbermann-to-shut-up/

    Toot here’s your chance to get Olbie as a special guest poster! I’m sure it will end like yours and his other attempts at collaboration with both of you bidding adieu. And no that’s not pronounced a-doe.

  33. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    This explains a lot

  35. Octopus says:

    Indeed.

  36. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

  37. Octopus says:

    I can’t believe his GoFundMe account is still up, when it’s been dead as a doornail for weeks. Give it up, Fatass. Nobody cares about your stupid libturd blog. NOBODY! Except us, of course. We think you’re doing important work, and it’s a crime that the rest of the world ignores you. A hate-crime, in fact. You should sue everybody! 😡

  38. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    He’s doin’ the gut works for the libtardia crowd. What would they do without his valuable contributions? Oh something like this:

  39. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    KKK Leader Disputes Hate Group Label: ‘We’re a Christian Organization’ lgf.bz/1IOC8XN
    27 minutes ago

    Of course they’re white supremacists. But so is the Preezydunce by association as evidenced by Toot’s own observation before his brain fell out.

  40. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    .@benshapiro Who ever said removing the Confederate flag would “end racism,” you weirdo?

    Isn’t this exactly what Mr. Toot denied that anyone was saying about taking the rebel flag down? Looks like Sharpiro was exactly right. And a former Preezyduntial advisor no less.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/228763-former-dhs-advisor-on-sc-confederate-flag-coming-down-allahu-akbar-its-a-new-day-no-more-states-rights/

    Elibiary is claiming taking down the flag represents a new day in the South presumably without racism and even says it somehow removes states rights.

  41. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    In more important news Ariana Grande has finally come clean and admitted that she’s really just an idiot and has no idea why she goes around slamming America and licking on food that she hasn’t purchased and generally being a clueless dip.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/07/10/ariana-grande-posts-video-apology-for-her-doughnut-fiasco/?intcmp=features

    Now can she just go back to being a gorgeous little hottie?

  42. swamprat says:

    To the War Tardis:
    There is a quality that replaces intelligence.
    It replaces ability.
    It replaces wealth.
    It replaces luck.
    It replaces circumstance.
    It replaces education.
    It replaces social standing.
    It replaces charisma.
    It replaces family connections.

    It has many names, some derogatory and some positive.

    It is determination.
    We are blessed in that we can determine for our selves our own direction. A dog might dig a hole if he is cold, but a man will make a jacket… … or a house. We, as humans, are not defined by our limitations, but our willingness to overcome.
    The Americans at the Alamo faced a foe that eventually defeated them and we honor them for their struggle; but few know the General Santa Anna had a cork leg.
    Demosthenes, one of the greatest Orators of all time had to overcome a speech impediment.
    Franklin D. Roosevelt was a polio survivor.
    Humphry Bogart was short.

    A conversation I heard once;
    “yeah, but you got lucky!”
    The man wheeled around and practically shouted:
    “the harder you work, the luckier you get!”

    Be a stubborn jackass, War Tardis. The worst you could do is fail, which would seem to be your current, self-defined situation. You can do better. You can create your own future.
    You might consider a bit of prayer; who knows where that might take you.

    One more. ” A ship is safest in harbor, but that is not what ships are for.”